The HISHE Kaiju Compilation

we always thought alien life would come from space we were wrong it came from the ocean which is technically in space if you think about everything in space really but that's not the important issue anyway giant monsters came from the ocean and started destroying everything in their path and after the un apparently watched a ton of anime they decided the only way to fight monsters was to build monsters of our own i say we nuke the kaiju as soon as one is detected i say we build the giant robots as big as kaiju so we can watch them fight yeah so we built the robots named them yeagers and now we're all kinds of famous in the years left you know i could just keep going with this intro but i mean who really thinks a 20-minute lead-in to a title card makes sense right i mean that's that's too long okay here's the title [Music] running out of oxygen we're gonna die we've got nothing left there is still one thing left for my family wow this sword was really effective why didn't we open with that because it's too messy i guess still this gives me an idea okay gypsy we got movement two kaiju coming your way that's and one two wow this is so much easier make way for the cleanup crew okay gang it's clean up time right go go power vacuum power heads up third signature emerging from the breach it's a it's a cat 5. thanks voltron no problem great job team yeah yeah i'd say fighting them here is much better than waiting for them to come to us it doesn't look as cool though hello boys i'm back you see that i almost died good thing i didn't that would have really stunk wouldn't it i mean i just got here hey i'm still alive thank god i was so scared listen there's something i need to tell you because i'm a responsible husband uh-huh get out of the city there's giant monsters they're headed straight for the city and people are gonna die leave now before it's too late you don't want me to wait for you to get here first forgot to say stop talking and just go oh and take our son with you whatever you do do not leave him with a stranger that's just weird okay i will thank you for letting me know goodbye you're welcome [Music] the arrogance of man is thinking nature is in their control and not the other way around let them fight are you sure there's nothing we can do let them fight maybe nuke the creatures before they reach a major city let them fight maybe power down the facilities these monsters feed off of let them fight you just want to see giant monsters fight don't you listen okay there's cat five kaiju in san francisco we've combined our memories and we're ready to fight right all right guys let's do this it's over we made it the boat's driving away with the bomb and everything there's no way that boat got far enough away in time we're all gonna die [Music] i was so worried but now everything's okay are you amazed [Music] oh sure when godzilla destroys half the city and kills the unstoppable threat to save the world everyone cheers but when i do it everyone gets all grouchy and judgmental i see how it is hey way to go godzilla you killed those awful creatures that only wanted to breed you know who else wanted to procreate at the expense of humanity zod that's right you're welcome say my name [Music] your godzilla right [Music] [Music] all guns trained on the monkeys oh heck no we are not going in there this is crazy we are all gonna die here everybody abort you good randa yep i got the proof i came for [Music] [Applause] [Music] that and that you want a piece of me i did it i proved my combat abilities and made my character more useful to them why the heck did you take off your mask you dingus don't you know there's poisonous gas just leave your gas mask on you dummy [Music] i beat you now i'm gonna eat you oh humans i'm gonna eat that too a minute chase these scrawny humans or have a giant cog that's already cooked for me all right i'm itching now [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] the helicopters they're coming we're saved [Music] so long big guy all right let's go [Music] enough you are beneath me i am a god you dull creature and i will not be bullied by it come on you think you're the only giant monster in the world kong you've become part of a bigger universe you just don't know it yet i'm here to talk to you about the kaiju avenger initiative nobody move let him know we're not a threat not a threat didn't we just blow up his home [Music] come on come on [Music] it worked perfect you have completed the orca and by the looks of it it works come with me and we will let the rest of these creatures loose okay really mom we must nuke kojira it is the only way our torpedo system is broken so i must do it by hand it is time let me die are you sure there's nothing we can do let me die maybe go back to the surface and get another sub let me die maybe give these coordinates to the government so they can send a nuke right now let me die you just want to stop being in these movies don't you let me die what were you even aiming at to the sky boys okay oh no godzilla [Music] how are you king of the monsters if you can't fly yeah right what does that mean what is this oh he's coming right for us he really is a king [Music] hurry get as far away as you can mom and i will drag idora away okay mom what you already turned that thing on ghidorah is coming for it i know but i need to get in the car with it and drive away mom that thing is a giant flying monster don't be dumb yeah you're right i probably would have died sorry i just get so crazy sometimes i think i want to live with dad now [Music] [Music] ah um hey friends don't fight [Music] you

Channel: How It Should Have Ended

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Keywords: Godzilla, Vs, Kong, HISHE, Kaiju, Compilation, how it should have ended, pacific rim, voltron, power rangers, comedy, animation, Movies, parody, entertainment, funny, kong skull island, king of the monsters, let them fight

Id: tYFhNhSgmSs

Length: 13min 51sec (831 seconds)

Published: Tue Mar 30 2021