The Gloria of Pregnancy - Modern Family

I'm going to do it all over again I'm pregnant I am pregnant honey I can take care of a baby I took care of you please I was an anomaly I saw potty train you're gonna get fat Oh gross I know granted I still do it don't be disrespectful Luke anyone could do it with Gloria can I say something daolon that's the greatest news I've ever heard I finally understand why people say pregnant women glow Phil I've had three children this is where you're meant to be nestled in the bosom of your mother Marquis baby yep love you baby mmm wait what happened you sure couldn't take it anymore just stupid eye cleaners done I win it's not a race I'm right it wasn't even close [Music] I'm like an old man no like a dog then a pig what is the money I'm an old man a dog or a pig oh she's pregnant it's uncomfortable would she put on 15 20 25 30 and Manny I would go with you what I'm so tired you just woke up are you tired maybe because I'm turning folding for human hi Jay so weird the moment I came to the door the baby started kicking like crazy like it's trying to claw its way out of me bruja Gloria needs watching she's got a serious case of pregnancy brain I'm glad that you came it will help you not to forget stuff I'm glad I can help out oh man whoa whoa whoa ho why didn't you stop fast we've been standing in the frozen food aisle for half an hour I need something frozen right what I don't know I just rolled it work for all sin okay oh let's think pees ice cream pizza waffle wait a minute it says Dawson's I need the egg the eggs okay I know on the other side the word % the band you a mockingbird and neither must embed one thing Papa's gonna magic a diamond ring pappad buy 10 diamond rays they get that Mockingbird - shut the hell up no fighting in front of the baby we just made a deal so fair because I am always in front of the baby you're as close to perfect as woman gets nothing wrong with one tiny little flaw yours is when you start to say me it sounds like something that's stuck in the vacuum place that's your god that is just your stupid stupid opine E&J but I am very angry at you and I am gonna make a list of all the things that I am going to scream at you as soon as this baby's out of me [Music] it's happening I think we have to call for a nurse no no Jay no please I'm sorry I don't know yet but I know the babies make Mother's crazy and I'm going to be making mistakes and then I'm going to be blaming you please don't leave me a little emotional right now but it's been so long for me and a hundred years for you are we still going to be good at it it's gonna be an adventure but that's what you and I do best look at today I can't ever remember having more fun with you I'm so lucky now get out what I thought you wanted to know you yeah there's all kinds of milestones in life the kind you expect to live through first kiss birthdays graduations if you're lucky a wedding or two or even a new addition to the family [Music] and there's the kind you never dreamed you get to live through again [Music] that's the best kind of all where am i spoiling it for you you'll see for yourself

Channel: ABC

Views: 1,611,413

Keywords: Ariel, Winter, Alex, Eric, Stonestreet, Cameron, Julie, Bowen, Claire, Sofia, Vergara, Gloria, Sarah, Hyland, Haley, Ed, O'Neill, Jay, Nolan, Gould, Luke, Rico, Rodriguez, Manny, Jesse, Tyler, Ferguson, Mitchell, Ty, Burrell, Phil, pregnancy, journey, comedy, abc, network, tv, television, family, gay, partner, buddies, divorce, mother, widow, widower, colombian

Id: pNR3lanWyLc

Length: 4min 40sec (280 seconds)

Published: Thu Jan 17 2013