Modern Family | Gloria Fakes Giving Birth to Save Claire

Gloria needs watching she's got a serious case of pregnancy brain last week I found a bar of soap in the fridge and a stick of butter in the shower I walked around all day smelling like a bucket of popcorn better than the toast I ate yeah you ate the second piece seriously I'm right here I didn't really call you did I no my dad did but I thought you knew I want to be so mad at him but he's right I have two brains in my body but I've never been so dumb it happens I get it you have another human being inside of you competing for resources look when I was pregnant with Alex I could barely remember my name same with alien look hmm so much they kind of just hang out in there let me do my thing thank you for understanding I'm glad that you came it will help me not to forget stuff I'm glad I can help out whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa why didn't you stop fast okay hey where did you go to get a sweatshirt we've been standing in the frozen food aisle for half an hour I need something Frozen right what I don't know I just wrote the word Frozen Okay uh let's think peas ice cream pizza waffle wait a minute it says Dawson's I need the eggs ah the eggs okay I know on the other side oh I've got I've got the cart so that's oh sorry that's that's me that's me I got it so Alex comes home from school the other day and she says the teacher didn't know what she was talking about in reality I don't think that whoa whoa whoa whoa I forgot the eggs excuse me yeah yeah hang on one second listen this is not just your pregnancy you are purposely turning your brain off you have to at least try to pay attention ma'am yeah do you have a receipt for that sweatshirt oh shoot oh I'm gonna need you to come back into the store oh no no it's I forgot I was wearing it it's no big deal here ma'am the store are you kidding me I didn't try to steal a sweatshirt sir I'm a mom Gloria help me out listen Mr policeman if we wanted to steal it you wouldn't even know that it was gone yeah okay that's not helping why would I buy hundreds of dollars worth of merchandise and then steal a 20 sweatshirt I don't know maybe you do it for the thrill I know you type your board housewife drives a minivan husband spends a little too much time online got a couple of kids a college degree you don't use you could not be more wrong yes she has three kids okay no no no no no no no that's not helping look as I said before it was an accident I heard it a thou grandmother's they all say the same thing it was an accident I don't know how that clock radio got my pants oh for God's sake I don't feel well let us go you're right is that even a baby come here I need you to sign this admitting your guilt and promising you'll never return to the store no I'm not signing that okay great then I'm gonna call the police and I'll be forced what was that I'm having her hang in there hang in there I'll get you to the hospital as soon as I can I just want to apologize One More Time On behalf of the store for any stress that I might have caused you here you can keep the sweatshirt as a gift and congratulations on this baby which is clearly not a turkey that was go away now yeah all right go on go on what hospital are we going to no no hospital wow oh you're one of those oh okay please don't have it in the pool though because we swim in there I'm not having the baby Claire I was just Faking It not bad for someone with pregnancy brain huh okay that's good that was very good good thinking Gloria I'm sorry I just couldn't sit there and watch you suffered just because you had turned your brain off okay I deserve that oh no oh no no no no I just blew through a red light damn I think he keeps the pregnancy thing up for a little while longer [Music] thank you foreign

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Id: EvRXy43fmvQ

Length: 4min 45sec (285 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 03 2023