Modern Family - Lily with the couch and babies

okay I got a surprise for you better not be another baby turtle is there something fun behind the couch so Larry's allowed to sit on the couch and I'm not well Larry is white you chose me oh that's not what I meant it's a chance for you to show some real compassion you know what babies come from Lily I'm studying are you a nerd no why would you ask me that it's Friday night and you're doing homework it's my senior year trust me Lily will be tons of fun Friday nights in my future with artists dignitaries other scientists find it here boyfriend hey guys you know where babies come from Lily that's not an appropriate question come on you know we're not yes the stork brings them miss dork good stuff hey Lily how about something neat you want some chicken nuggets okay so do you know how babies are made yeah and I'll tell you but first we're gonna need a pen and a bagel why well you're gonna need to take notes and I'm hungry okay so boy and a girl meet at a frat party and they both think each other is totally hot so they pay on their beers and head upstairs Luke stop she's not hearing this from you why not you're too mature I'm not immature about-face and how would you say it well I would say they meet through friends and after dating for an appropriate amount of time he takes her to a romantic French bistro then maybe if the mood is right I just bought you a big French dinner that was your choice I owe you nothing your ham is on my knee the whole time what was I supposed to think I was expressing affection not signing a contract this date is over come on sexy don't be like that make a baby with me what is going on in here nothing what do you guys doing oh nothing not really anything can we finish our conversation no Lily I'm sorry but if you have questions you're gonna have to ask your dad's you don't know do you I do so I know no we don't write guys no I guess not that's embarrassing want me to tell you what hey that's why you asked if we knew where babies came from because you wanted to tell us yeah you're old you should know but you might want to sit down for this you just put eggs and tadpoles in a glass and the woman has to drink it fend the woman man kiss and jump on their bed after a year she peed and a baby comes out Wow thank God daddy my jaws up crying did you try the off switch Oh cousin try the off switch holy sorriest now she's been like this all day there you go that never worked on you haha so good dude world's daddy he won't stop crying again one second honey what cam I love you very much but I resent the way you're treating me today okay I am NOT some 1950s housewife

Channel: Rajaa Ghallab

Views: 3,304,613

Keywords: Modern Family (TV Program), lily, modern family

Id: Ci0g1w7lvq0

Length: 3min 11sec (191 seconds)

Published: Sat Jun 20 2015