The Gaelic Curse - Full Movie - English - Free

[Music] [Music] [Music] baby [Music] me [Music] [Applause] [Music] hi kids hi how are you jack hi hi hi have a good day school what sort of bloody traffic warden are you anyway you should be a clown in the circle should bloody egypt i'll tell you the board's gotta find out about this carry on the board gave me the job i can't control this leg when it goes crazy well you're having a leg to stand on this time so where's dad he's getting the rest of the boxes out of the back of the truck it has to be back by force honey we need to get in the road you know traffic you know we just live down the street yeah it was los angeles you know taking about two hours to drive five minutes down the street i thought you were getting the rest of the boxes i did i mean they also float the door down here they're gonna get stolen neighborhood's not that bad yeah listen uh you might annoy like a few awards would you but you know the way she suffers her you know allergies in the fall and all you know well to avoid all the pain and such well we've booked a trip to the old country this weekend you know just to clear our head we want to clear her head by bringing her to ireland it's for the best too you never know we could possibly be able to happen maybe only there for the two weeks you know we'll be over there you know just uh just to clear things up you know [Music] might even visit the family or it's been a while so like you know with all the school work that you used to do here well we think it'd be best if you stayed here you know settle into your new life without any interference from you know from us you know and especially your mother's a constant sneezing so there you go two weeks tops [Music] please leave your message after the term hello mom it's bailey um i haven't heard from you in a few weeks and i was just wondering how was ireland and when you're coming back please leave your message mum i think dad's deleting the messages before you hear them dad stop deleting the messages ryan go and tell mom mom where are you please leave your message after the time dad if you're listening just call okay just call get mom to call just two minutes anything it's not going to cost you that much please leave your message hi mom um hello dad i just want to see if he's home yet and if i can come around to say hello [Music] two weeks tops [Music] yeah right so you're moving into the father's place then well we really haven't heard about it we haven't even seen the place since we've been back i imagine it's a wreck and it's barely coming uh no he can't uh allergies you know all that snuffing and sneezing it's the time of the year you know i think it's the grass or something i knew he'd only be miserable besides you just started college oh started college i didn't know that he's just moved into a place of his own right next door to the college straight a's that one gets from my side do the not stay on campus these times he's not really a social type you know where the allergies too busy studying computers and such a brilliant boy really we're so proud won't be long at his home to see his parents welcome home busy again today paddy oh hi tyra saw you painting the church fence yesterday trying to stay out of mischief it's really nice to see you tyler let's hear something i never noticed what nice arms you have anyway i'll see you later [Music] [Music] shannon oh hi tara how are you good how are you good thanks got these they're gorgeous aren't they how much for a bunch of them they have my lilies and roses for 60. i'll go on i'll give you 50. all right why not they're delicious thank you [Music] do you know what time it is when does that ever stop me and yet here you are i already know what you're going to say so i'm going to save you the time no a normal person would be an idiot to pass up an opportunity like this fine i get it you're not normal but then again neither am i i'm not listening you don't like to go out of the house fine but it will only be for a 24 hour period one day tops that's all you'll have to handle that's nothing so there's no one living in cara but you then is that what you're saying it's smaller than los angeles i'll give you that here i'll give you something else this is going to be a real simple procedure [Music] huh hey dancer got your signature here thank you very much stop well hello there i'm sending it back unrefundable sorry i know an arm and [Music] i'm not kidding neither am i i really believe that with you here we can we'll actually get this whole thing taken care of it's not a curse it's called genetics my grandfather had this your grandfather had that and we just happened to draw the short end of the stick i blame the movies really your mind is all fuzzy you need to come back to reality and gain some perspective you're going on about curses and i'm the one that needs to stop dreaming what have you got to lose if nothing else it's a free trip to the motherland and you can get to see your parents they don't want to see me did they ever say that i'm sure they miss you they are your parents after all yeah well you try telling them that since they're the ones that went into hiding the minute i moved out i've been beating off their phone calls with a 10-foot bat ever since you were never the one with the jokes i don't want to see them but that's not why you're coming here now is it see [Music] hello bailey farrell yeah who am i speaking to richard dawson director of dawson enterprises international based in london oh um how can i help you it is my great pleasure to inform you that you have won first prize two thousand pounds sterling for your brilliant and exciting idea for dawson computers incorporated wow that's that's great thank you so much you are cordially invited to be a guest speaker at a special dinner all expenses paid congratulations we'll be in touch with the travel arrangements we'll see you real soon [Music] limp it's me thanks for the ticket but i won't need it what do you mean i've won an all-expenses-paid trip to london for this it systems idea i had you sure are one smart cookie but how will you get over to ireland i hate flying but once the presentation is done i'll get a ferry over to dublin can you arrange to meet me there of course we'll have you home in no time thanks come on eddie come here could i ask you a favor what i want could you give me a run to dublin i run to dublin what do you want the dublin for i want to pick up a friend of mine how much is this going to cost me not much if you think i'm some kind of food there's nothing that's the door go wrong and put behind me pocket handed money out to the lake of you and get it somewhere else [Music] what was that all about i saw a big bug mr mrs farrell you see will you move paddy how are you good i think mrs fart how are you call me eileen mr fire yeah we're just on our way out i was hoping i could ask you to do me a little favor i was wondering if you could give me a ride up to the dublin ferry dublin yeah i i'm not able to drive and i was hoping i was going to ask you to oblige dublin what's your column why do you need to go safe are you leaving for somewhere i was hoping to pick up a friend we can always go to the market tomorrow it's no bother no i prefer to go today the cupboards are bare come on who'll be picking up anyway just another friend of mine what friends do you have [Music] [Music] oh it's older now oh no reverend mother i think that man was there look no quick the devil is in that poor man's house [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] security to terminal b security to terminal b please because customs would have stopped him if there was something how do you know i don't know what if he's got a bomb back there or something will you please calm down it's nothing he doesn't have a bomb what if he's a suicide bomber [Music] bailey you're finally home [Music] you lied to us you never told us who you were picking up technically it wasn't the lie it was a lie i know we're going to be all over the news because of your little stunt it was a stunt okay no i mean well because of his hump and your leg they treated us like common criminals i thought they were they were quite nice about it come off it it's a lot here it's been a long day we're all cranky and need a bit of rest we can make up the guest's bedroom oh hold on no it's fine i can stay with him that tiny little place there's barely enough room in there for paddy as is it's no problem it's what i planned to do in the first place [Music] uh what are you doing i can barely fit the car in here what are you doing look it's still brilliantly we're gonna get the two boys over here and they can come up to the house out to get stacked look it's fine you know it's just a little bit tight that's all right now you come on out to the sunroof that's gonna be different look it's finally just get up there come on [Music] sorry about the leg right come on you're up come on come on hold on come on [Music] [ __ ] your dad's a really nice guy right it doesn't look too busy down there now but we should wait a while before going down to the pub the owners are a little bit superstitious if that's okay with you you really don't feel like dealing with a bunch of people right now i know we can go down to the butcher shop there'll be no one down there now only shannon who butcher's daughter she's a really great girl pretty you like her i really don't think that that's a good idea too bad you see that river that's the barrow teaming with fish all year round oh by the way welcome home bailey thanks paddy it's good to be home i guess you guess it's great your home great for you great for me you know behind every rock in ireland there's a story and our little town is no different those are the owners eddie and maggie they're constantly at each other's throats married brother and sister they're a little bit on the odd side wouldn't know anything about that i'm surprisingly single it's not just them though even though they're entertaining to watch you know fine landlords for me this whole town is full of characters what now let's sean we have customers up front hurry it up that's mrs o'grady there and that's her husband sean they want stumps you too hold up shop here since it is so packed i'm serious so are we ah get the hell out of [Music] what here hell that woman she just disappeared like that puff breeder who you'll find out later but but she just vanished again breeder tell me anything come on you're lagging home sweet home this is it yeah i have my own place down the basement it's a little bit cold been the dark but it's home why are we going through the back you don't want to be seen [Music] what's going on is that woman again what is it something scary knock it off look we need to talk about this we just came in through the back door jeez it's not like we're breaking and entering not that this we need to talk about what you dragged me all the way over here for wow look at all this stuff it's pretty amazing no that's amazing i've always wanted to try this but it's been impossible because of this thing why don't you get on it it just takes a bit of practice you believe me about the car still right it's not just some genetic mutation that happened to plague our families and does our families of course plain and simple and we need to break it paddy what are you doing hiding back there i'm not hiding well still can then or skating oh no no no no no well hello there tara this is my best friend bailey he just arrived from california and bailey this is my friend tara it's good to meet you bailey how long do you plan on staying in our little town for oh at least for two weeks and has uh paddy's showing you around yet uh so far it's been great what the toy shop it's a lovely shop how's about this paddy in california irish we all go out this friday night shannon and i can show you the real cara how about that hmm you mean like a dace you can call it whatever you like sound good oh lovely i'll leave you boys your tour of the toys you've been in ireland just a couple of hours and you've already landed a date hey ah you gotten good at that scary huh for men i suppose in my case [Laughter] oh there we are and there you are can never have too much gold dust i suppose never uh hey hey same time next week same time well it's not like dead sheep i always appreciate the visual greetings you give hello to you too you here to hug me or do you need something i need to ask you something like a favor or demand i do something i don't want to do i don't demand i don't you're going on a double date myself and paddy and friday night what patty o'reilly and his friend from the states no no what's his name bailey he's the pharaoh's long-lost son he looks just like his dad except for one exception really looks like the family curse is alive and well what's with you and paddy anyway he's not like most men i suppose let me think about it no come on you're going it'll be fun if i'm bored i'm coming after you one solid punch to the aisle i'll call you later with the details oh hell i can't see anything shh i thought you said this wasn't breaking and entering it's not but that doesn't mean you have to yell i'm standing right alongside you it feels like we're breaking in where's the light something's touching me is that you i hope the hell not feels like something just bit me ah where's the light i i think it's over near you i don't even know where i'm standing here here it is you look familiar we've never met you're the american um my grandfather was from here i didn't actually break in i mean the toy shop i was in there the door was open so i just came in um don't know where paddy went patty in his jokes you're nervous i just don't want you to call the cops it's a butcher shop i sell things to customers that just walk in all the time even ones that fall face first in i'm sorry about that it's just that it was dark back there i know your parents they're both from here yeah we moved around a lot when i was a kid and then they took me to the states but they made it sound like you wanted to stay there and go to medical school no you didn't want to stay no to the medical school thing i specialize in computers fancy that so you didn't want to come back i didn't have a choice i heard something about your grandfather is it true that he was one of the survivors yeah really i always thought that was just a rumor i wish it was why to walk away from such a disaster i mean that's really something yeah i guess my great grandfather wandered into the engine room and got his hump caught in the steering wheel causing the ship to run aground and sink but when he went overboard cold waters made his hump grow so large several people were saved by clinging onto it you're pulling my leg i wish i was i i mean i wish i was joking so your grandfather sunk the ship well the rocks did you know what i mean it's never in the history books they only know that he survived that's not really something to be proud of you told me and we just met he did save a lot of lives [Music] hold still you're a cute one [Music] whoa do all irish americans dance as good as you i i don't think so the lights above your head love [Music] [Music] this [Music] this is for reality [Music] it's the worst play of my life [Music] [Music] [Music] so [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Music] what are we gonna do about bailey he's not a kid anymore he's a grown-up he's living in a cellar it's a dump and it's freezing you said he could come home two weeks tops how long have you been sitting in there what was your cure for this curse being dragged behind that car bumper and i don't think that was much bloody use that shannon tried to cut my hump off i never thought of that that might work well i would this for an idea how about we tie your wrist to a light pole strap that leg of yours to your favorite bumper and when the car takes off down the street wham leg sorted no problem and then if there's any meat hanging off your ass we'll let shannon and the big friend the meat cleaver have on it how about that for a plan that's a bad idea where are you going your place don't bother i was by there this afternoon place is all locked up how long was i on that car bumper fire they've even taken the curtain you mean they packed up everything in one afternoon and moved yeah i know unbelievable what now my place the pub will be packed everybody and their dog will be there come on no no you're doing it all wrong well how then pull your hand to the left quickly like this see it's not working for you either i'm distracted who's there show yourself speak now or suffer my rats sorry brita that's just my cell phone you know ringtones here can we finish this later gotta be somewhere no problem you need more practice anyway looks like morticians here [Music] you [Music] glad to see that nasty little habit of yours is finally caught up with you i think i've been doing quite nicely thank you very much quite nicely it's screwing up really let me refresh your memory famines diseases corruption war bloodshed robberies murder serial killers pedophiles pestilence bubblegum pop owen and my favorite politics i'm not talking about that i'm talking about your little problem must say uh roughly 900 years ago i know that you made a pact with the evil king and you offered him dominion overall if he would do your bidding but those two bumbling morons killed your evil king and with that your curse every other generation is cursed by a limp and a help and shunned completely by society though i still can't figure out how they keep merely finding true love now that's really disgusting you're just mad because you know it's true love that's going to break your curse never quit being so melodramatic keep talking and you will suffer i wonder why the humans have all these loser names for you there's satan and lucifer he sounds like a gay pirate and what's with beer's boob it's bialzerbach same thing now for this true love thing gonna help these boys [Music] why can't we take these in the front door we're not allowed inside really i don't make the rules [Music] nice and slow [Music] did we just put a buddy in a car show me this [Music] man has to make a living [Applause] i don't think i'm used to the time differences yet it's nine o'clock and i feel like i just woke up most people don't sleep from three in a day to night time i was tired anything new from america nah how about your folks my parents have never even heard about computers did they really ditch you all those years ago no i just really love los angeles so are we going out with the girls tonight after the way you behaved she tried to cut my hump off i was there i know what happened really with a meat cleaver you're a [ __ ] you ran over there screaming like a little girl it's no wonder they haven't called us we stay in tonight we'll be safe here from people and meet cleavers i knew from car bumpers [Music] make your drink shannon before i play no thanks brendan i'm good yes you are two pints please max i'm not sure about him he's persistent that's for sure a man who knows what he wants so do you want the good news or the bad news first it's friday night no one wants to hear bad news go away if you want to talk like that looks like bailey's folks informed ours that paddy himself were the recipients of the gaelic curse and we best watch ourselves that didn't come from eileen farrell's mouth i can tell you that that damn column i always knew he hated his song i hate to be strong look who i brought his back up evening dan would you like uh around girls actually since she's enlisted you for the evening it's all on her light up oh i need to be drunk with my parents to think about bothering me would you like me to tell them to leave i wouldn't go that far you're not playing bouncer just yet they're our parents after all how would you look the poets out tonight i see he hasn't hit his fort drink yet you're gonna let him what do you think i love it when he speaks in rhyme it's eddie that doesn't right you are what number drink is that what did they tell you about that oh he's caught off after four we'll cause a right in here when the drinks come in straight to sober himba all night in front of me fun of bounds but i could get lost in those wonderful mountains yay he got us you talked to paddy nope but you know he's here sure why wouldn't he be he lives here [Music] [Music] [Music] i think that's coming from paddy's room who's going to talk to her you are [Music] shannon oh good lord we're not even doing anything i didn't say you were really you never told us you met the farrell boy i didn't think i needed to we would just like to know him a little better isn't that all no harm in that now is there really now's not really the best time we would like you to think of your reputation that's all neither one of us is big on that it's a passing fad i'd say [Music] [Music] ah hell a warning would it be nice i only just saw them you play too why have you been hiding this wonderful gift come on you gotta share this with everyone upstairs are you crazy they'll just laugh and slag us off and besides nobody knows he's here they'll run us both out of town with pitchforks and torches when you picture us town folk you imagine the entire cast of frankenstein they won't do that what about your meat cleaver that you tried to kill me with you thought i wanted to kill you that's what you get for living in los angeles eh you do realize you're in a butcher shop right were you chopped meat time to meet the villagers so now let's see you play these maestro i thought you both were long gone your father's here so there's nothing i can say that will justify our actions i know it wasn't your choice i love you son but i love your father as well play for us for him at least was that you two downstairs play [Music] no play [Music] rock and roll [Music] let's go [Music] fleshy women and bouncing pies i kid you not look before your eyes oh [Music] she one hell of a holy holy father [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] boys [Music] [Applause] [Music] uh [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you i mean thank you you'll be needing those these are the keys to the large locks on the front door of the house here are the keys that open the locks that hold the crossbars on the door you'll have to be careful when you use these they're tricky these i think open up the seven dead bolts your father had installed on the front door i think that's it we'll be back the day after tomorrow i'll have to get the furniture from dublin so are you saying i can come home now as long as you want yeah i think we'd better be uh getting on the road if we have to get to dublin before tomorrow morning [Music] i'll be damned we should celebrate [Music] [Applause] oh you're drunk it's just been such a great night i think the drinks have gone to my head and maybe maybe i should go home and rest go to bed to sleep sober comes with sleep sleep to be sober um we still need to take care of our businesses tomorrow i'll see you in the morning okay [Music] goodnight buddy ruby doesn't end up a regular uh [Music] okay [Music] [Music] do you know who i am you are um lucifer when you say lucifer do you think of a gay pirate never mind why do you breach the cemetery i was taking a shortcut to my parents house your parents i thought they hated your well you know yes that um they do uh i think um at least my father always has yes um sad isn't it um can i go does your girlfriend hate it just as much as they do pardon the little raven-haired one oh um no no i don't think so she actually likes you that way you don't think that's a little odd not anymore ah i really need to knock off that drink [Music] [Music] um [Music] [Music] there he is now i see that he's not too cute to go all out with the new window oh yeah he says it gives it a home near feel homeless more like it by the way you're gonna have to introduce me to your friend why you've met him already don't give me that i'm not stupid i tell you he's a good-looking one who are you talking about well i can't talk now tell you later bailey nobody just wakes up like that i met someone last night someone who well did this what i met the devil i'm telling you the truth the colors you are it happened last night in the cemetery after i left here he did this to me he took the hump just like that and now look at me how else would you explain something like this i should imagine things have happened around here i suppose he asked me about my back that and something about a gay pirate but look at the evidence or lack of it right no more hump sitting up straight like everyone else what damn good is that to me why don't you go to the cemetery tonight and find out for yourself but i live here that's not the point so just go to the cemetery and the devil will heal my leg just like that just like that you're crazy i'm a crazy normal person now so the cemetery huh but you owe me another drink first swear bailey if you're pulling my leg i don't see anything he's messing with me do you know who i am don't hurt me hurt you i wouldn't think of it stand up and face me what are you doing in my cemetery this time of night i'm going take the shower car to the house you live at the pub my friends how's mr satan what's up with your leg it's not right it's facing the wrong way odd i have this condition with my leg perhaps i can help you with that speak up my soul [Music] i i sort of wanted to keep that i don't want your soul i have no idea where this whole selling your soul to the devil thing started i'm here to talk about you forget about your soul me yes you come over here stop all the quivering [Music] do you know what this is nuggy rock you're a looker now [Music] huh [Music] limp limp what the hell happened you said it right there hell happened i did what you said i went to the cemetery i spoke to satan and now look this is not the favor i had in mind did you anger him upset him upset him he's the devil i imagine he's already mad as angry as blazes i don't know what happened i don't know what i did wrong all i can keep thinking about is tara how could she ever love this look at me i've got a hump heading towards her and they go to galway is really keen on you that was before i became the local quasimola one would full there's loads we can do to make you more comfortable while we figure this out bloody comfortable would you just listen i've got some really good ointment for your face ointment really are you freaking joking me oh it meant look at the freaking stay at me my phone's appointment done i'm done we'll take care of this if it was put there it can be taken away i should of course it can we just need to figure out what to do in the meantime while we weren't working this problem oh that's simple enough come on come on what if you use a lot of fabric i can try or i can't promise you anything i told you this is a rotten idea you knock it off we're trying to get something done keep still i am i've got it [Music] please tell me you're joking what i got three of these at all here try this on i hate you what do you think stylish take it off [Music] so [Music] so i hate you i know you said that already there are dressers however get your hair cut what damn good is that to me it'll make you feel better trust me it always helped when i was feeling down and i should know i've had the thing all my life [Applause] here we are watching not as if i didn't like college it just wasn't for me i never really had time for me in that sense you know i always wanted to travel around and actually find me i know what you mean see you know what i'm talking about then look the thing is satan probably shh say that so loud i'm sure he can hear us mr satan put that there i'm sure that he can take it back and mend your leg at the same time he fixed my problem he didn't fix it he just transferred that be one lump or two one don't mind him he's just a kid at least this stuff doesn't smell bad told you still doesn't make me feel any better did you invite someone why would i invite anyone when i look like this shh sorry we haven't called what the hell happened to your back it's a bit of a long story and i have no idea how to even begin to explain it paddy oh just feeling a little bit under the weather just don't want to give it to yourself what on earth happened like i said you won't believe me if i told you no you said it was a long story we have time to listen is that why you're hiding sure that's silly [Music] i just didn't think you would want to be with me when i'm like this [Music] don't care about your leg or the hump lucky for you so now you want to tell us how the freaky friday switch happened it wasn't technically a switch per se more like a transfer sure that's ridiculous that could only happen with painful surgery that's what i said you do know your own time where things happen in the cemetery at nighttime oh yeah jeep you both know something well not about this what next huh is the lady with the thing in our face her name's breeda i can hear you [Music] oh wow this is an amusing bunch how can we help you i can help you well aren't you gonna ask me how i can help you you kind of freak us out i freak you out stomp anyways look this is bailey it's paddy's friend from out of town this is breeda i see you've met my brother and you too excuse me i can see that i've got my work cut out for me today but i can help you all now let's go come on chop i cannot believe i'm back here again watch him take my arm this time you're just being silly am i look at my back and tell me i'm being silly he has a point you know why is there so much fog show yourself well look who's returned this place is beginning to look like grand central station well i brought them just like you said now go ahead ask them both of you step forward you two are the last remaining descendants of the gaelic curse i can offer you freedom from the curse i'm the only one who can and i can offer you a whole lot more anything you've ever wanted in your entire lives everything you've ever dreamed of but there's a condition our souls i want you to do my bidding here on earth while you're alive he made the same deal with the king say 900 years ago but your two idiot ancestors screwed up and killed the king [Music] so that's why we had the curse that's the short of it and so he punished them with a limp and a hump it's not very creative silence now answer my question no i will not do your bidding i already have everything i want she doesn't care that none of this matters [Music] and there's your answer my dear brother your demise [Music] oh my beloved brother those are the magic words and a recipe for your fall can't you feel the harmony and power it's killing you you none of you deserve the treasures of my kingdom of misery perhaps all four of you will live a long life married with children bills mortgages in-laws and each other it's not my curse but it comes a close second i'd rather have love at any cost then be happy in your miserable love you morons the curse is lifted i'm leaving now and when i return why would it be a visit from hell for you now be gone from my sight you know what he said about your love is true it is so very pure but i just love aggravating him it's time for me to go as well but be careful or you may see me again soon remember this that's not the only curse that he knows we're still up for tomorrow though right yeah of course [Music] what a night [Music] what do you say you're getting coffee at dunphys yeah [Music] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] hmm [Music] do do do do mmm do do [Music] you

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Published: Sun Jan 23 2022