The Funniest GTA 5 Video Ever

honey it's fine guys I'm your tour guide I know Los Santos like the back of my hand 28 times 24 hopefully no that's illegal yeah you're gonna have to run your sirens at the library where weed at the library or were we at the library were we this game has no rules sorry I die when I go out into the Sun no jumbo shake I got a look at this sliced bacon triple cheese melt the pink sandwich don't mind if I do Chad I don't think this restaurants real this is like clearly not a real I'm coming to get you Roger say it don't get lost blarney's world of Awesome don't mind if I do yeah Oh what did you what do you want yeah that's fizzy I'm hiding in blarney's world Chet show it to Barney shut up Blarney big shout-out to blind stir there's no way they'd find me or is it the same as reverse no it's so not gonna be the same as Reverse yo they just went and shot me for doing nothing I don't get it when you got the [ __ ] in the trunk alright Chad hey hey when you got the [ __ ] in the trunk yeah I married my dad sick and just really shot dad I married my dad Carson yeah can you hold this how do I get soda I don't know how to pick that body is [ __ ] jaw carts give the vehicle you want me in the vehicle get Press app now get in the car that's the customer pay respects not getting in the car this doesn't make much sense what's the buzz it could be Martinez call me Carson y yo what the hell are they doin here better shoot at deal is so it's not the magician whose name is me Kersten turn around go and first person turn around that's not funny man yeah that's me when I'm playing video games I don't think this is where we wanted to be that was the planning on going swimming this Christmas I guess you could say we dipped our toes and do it huh yeah we're going to into the military base right oh we're going to the military base right yeah what's going there it's going to Mason get back in the car that was really dumb of you to get out of the car excuse me officer yo what's the [ __ ] deal to get your work we run this [ __ ] I got busy to be men god damn it no I have to the five freeway buddy what the hell what's with this traffic get out of the map hey slow it down a little bit hey let's no keep it up you want to go for a walk you want you want to stroll with me all right let's talk business buddy okay okay I did not mean I hit our that wasn't what I meant to do no yeah we're you Carrie Underwood there's a madam there's a one of those futures Josh's in the background playing darts of this cutscene head to nine I heard you were playing darts hey heard you were playing darts yeah I was but then it turned out that was a kids game and I don't want to play it anymore hey Carson cuz I Kirsten yeah Gerson I'm funny they got me the comedian head question you're gonna wond buddy curing the mobs hands now I'm what am i doing in here bro yeah he's gonna tell you about like yeah we're going to show you the casinos gonna give you some free coins yay I haven't holes all over me I'm literally bleeding Allen let's get sued this person is just playing Angry Birds I want this car Josh and I have to go do business wait I got like in the wheel 400 free spins yeah go spin the wheel for a hundred free spins a vehicle you got a car you're wonderful you won the podium vehicle you won the car you won the car but he won the car know where to keep that cowboy the money [Laughter] [Laughter] get in the helicopter Preston you get in oh this is the weakest link you should look it up by blog post this one on Twitter pushy she went on my on my on my social media just want to drive my new car man I'm driving the z-type Carson [ __ ] your car put it on social media let's do this chat I mean guys let's let's not this time I think we can be better drive on the right side of the road and everything - Mason I want to follow the law of the stomach hey you should have to shave all right you would have to say about Johnny Law that's what I gotta say about James what I got us to is what I gotta say about Johnny Law I hate Johnny Law I'm a guy I'm here to make money and sell copious amounts of illegal substances for money Johnny Law this one's for you let's get this bread where's the bathroom how do I pee I want to pee hey I'm gonna watch you come here often yeah I like to look at myself in the mirror sometimes and think about how much hey Johnny Law that's me the Dolan twins I hate this can you uh make sure to watch my vlogs see you later [Laughter] I don't know what to say the person wise imagine look like your outro I don't know editor play my outro theme for 2 seconds oh hey no oh dude oh god it's my car [Applause] you get out of my car what have you done there is so much going on all green energy here on set of a constructor and [Music] did you did you get his uber rating before why is the Hoover driver driving my car the potential here is great for what [Laughter] [Laughter] let's go get fighter jets I got places to be what can I say guys gets out the car what can I say guys I'm a red-blooded American sir I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle okay I might but I got places to be see you later oh my eyes hurt oh I'm crying I'm actually crying so much do you see this jet holy [ __ ] I feel like my brain has been bruised you want to see a short cut there's any number of things could happen right now just cool short cut I just Josh's mere get away from us you Harbinger drive get to the observing trying this truck has so much torque it has so much torque like your stupid horn never mind he can't drive Mason he's ahead of us never mind he doesn't know the cops go in my car he's our only option we're going to die if we get in that queer to get in the car we will die in Mason get in the car guards rifle over in the car you can get in the car I'm in are to get there looks like I'm out of here how do I flip the car over Mason just like give it a nudge thank you [Music] looks like I've got my car flipped over [Laughter] that's true that's just true amen long time no see come to the business don't oh my gosh you know get my car fixed up I think I need a smog check it's for LA traffic no just just why are people calling me over there go to their solitude I'm here to tell you about my new magazine I want you to buy a subscription for can you believe the way was great gellick likes me what are we even doing by the way going what is it going to a helicopter Oh what are we gonna do there to take the helicopter back to the arcade don't worry do that no just go just go just pull Yui it's been a while since I've fallen out of my chair laughing doing a stream dude stop it just stop it just are we at the right spot we're good there's so many options no don't do that don't you don't know how to fly that it's so big okay you know what when you die we'll pick you up how do i Carson the best possible thing for you right now is to press F I've got it you just flew straight into the side of a hospital now they get cut the hay yeah hey uber day from it's my car it's a nice ride you got here I got the dead party bus why's that was it Julie cool hey first person okay [Laughter] it's starting to go it's time to go I'm a Mason can you like pick us up I'm coming I can't stay this late man come on I got work in the morning hey can we go pick up my car I don't know where your cars at goats is the Insurance Depot bro just take us through those wind farms take us through the windmill I need to see of course yes let's go through the wind farms okay okay these are these are the new wind farms they were just added in the steel see yeah pretty nice hey Josh can you take me to the Insurance Depot yeah I gotta go follow me sir I got work in the morning I've got time to experience assurance information I got to go to work in the morning let me go on my way [Laughter] I got work tomorrow at seven five boss called me in earlier tomorrow morning oh hey look right at all I think I need to go get a small she's been in better shape before I tell you that how are you gonna get to work in the morning it's good call from insurance company gets smog check get my stickers replaced get new stickers any new stickers I want to drive that bus I do but I also wanted to take the bus there I'll tell you man this 5:00 p.m. traffic everyone's trying to get home from work dude I everyone's trying to get home from work and it's just it just gets so congested I'm just trying to get the work man come on and make sure you drive safely tonight sir please just let my car live oh okay and me too while you're at it I'm just gonna drive I'm just gonna drive I'm here too why are the windows gone out of my car already dude I'm sure we need sir I'm sure we need to insurance information you've stolen no my car I just got this big that's what they all say when they steal my car your car is a very distinctive looking a little 9-1-1 I'd like to report a stolen vehicle yeah I have a red car and he took it love tester Carson how you okay where are you Josh okay I'm epic I hope I get epic do we make out after this clean home baby yeah there's nothing there okay Josh get off the machine someone else what are you okay it was the most intimate together why is that why do you want to do that ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold ice cold no no don't oh no I'm definitely not flush dude I'm just here to play with you yes all right good yikes jet you know I want to try and try what I wanna try would you would what do you think would happen it's just one more Carson get on the stick I wanna try okay Josh could you please get off I want to I'm stuck I can't get off now we broke it well getting steamy stockport no no no it's not stuck porn no stock porn is a forever constant that we will never escape [Music]

Channel: CallMeCarsonLIVE

Views: 5,560,395

Rating: 4.9535108 out of 5

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Length: 24min 14sec (1454 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 26 2019