Minecraft, but if I laugh I die

[Music] hello everybody welcome to the stream uh tonight we are doing a very special stream so what's going to be happening is i have to beat minecraft and you guys are going to be giving media shares um and while i play minecraft i have to not laugh or else i have to restart completely it's going to be the worst and we know i'm prone to laughing i tend to laugh a lot when i stream which makes this challenge even even that much more painful to have to do please be funny if you aren't funny it will make my life too easy so what constitutes a laugh by the way is not me going if i if i if i'm sitting here going that is not a laugh now if i if i audibly chuckle if i go that is a laugh so everybody knows the first thing you do when you start a minecraft world is you go in and you you start punching trees classic classic everyday minecraft thing you go and punch trees there's a broken nether portal here very cool that's what you like to see actually i'll take it got me a fire aspect to sword and a silk touch shovel foreign that was a video what do you do when you start a minecraft world anyone know how do you beat minecraft okay i gotta i'm realizing how awful of an experience this is going to be and it's i'm not sure if i'm excited so i'm not like speed running the game so i'm not like trying to get seeds with like crazy villages and [ __ ] but i know to beat the game fast people usually do do that [Music] that's just sad really that's just kind of sad i think i can make fast monetary with fired pizza house pizza gonna get a job now come on you gotta admit it that was a funny joke you know it was funny please laugh at my joke man laugh already but i know you want to who made that maybe i'm gonna be a tougher cookie to crack than i thought maybe i just won't laugh at anything that'd be pretty sexy i'm sorry guys i said the sexy word i didn't grab wood i have no wood bad minecraft let's play how's your day going in detail well i i got up at like 5 p.m and though we'd eliminated the threat of the enemy flying planes into buildings no one was prepared for terrorists flying two buildings into the sides of planes no one was killed but a lot of people were surprised what was great about the the buildings one was that it was funny what all do i need to get gonna hear a lot of that sound tonight i think [Music] i'm not the fastest guys i'm not the fastest oh look at this [Music] i'm okay i'm not doing too shabby right now maybe you guys just aren't funny maybe that's part of the problem oh my god dream's gonna kill me oh my god don't ah dream don't touch me there dream dream stop it don't no dream your breaking block stop jayden thank you for the 10 gifted subs what the [ __ ] julian is that you paying me back for uh round two baby let's see what we got i thought this guy was supposed to be good at video games what in the world would give you that impression lava pool very cool [Laughter] [ __ ] okay i'm sorry the concept of i didn't understand the concept of why the chimp was drowning so at least i at least i got the laugh out early you know if it had been farther in i would have been more determined but nim's longest recorded sentence was give orange me give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you right so notice the small mishap don't have flint need to find try the bananas dog that remember 40 negative 240 jet try the bananas darling they're dashing go back i want to be monkey i want to be monkey you have to go to the doctors know what that was okay this is my second time in the nether actually i'm not doing too shabby all things considered we can't do it if we try just the two of us now the search continues for another fortress okay here we go thank you yoshi that's a great donation i love this video welp here's the thing i'm i'm gonna have to go back and get iron at some point do it mike bloomberg big gay ice big gay ice cream i'm gonna need to go get a dough iron butter dough dog with the butter the dog dog theft retrieval system i've seen trunk monkey because sometimes getting your car back is simply not enough another revolutionary idea you'll only find at suburban auto group pending approval by department of agriculture do we count that do we count that chat because it was a snicker i just went i don't think that was an audible laugh it was more of a you know forcing cd not a laugh i don't think it counts it was so it was it was barely audible here how about this we'll count it as half a point okay and if we get a full point then i have to restart don't let it happen again sounds good don't make any more eyes okay okay chat here's here's the question do i go underground and try to get another diamond so i can make an enchantment table and have a better chance or do i go now and risk it for the biscuit and then risk the chance of having to make another world let's do a pull they're both actually kind of risky when you think about it because if i go underground i could also just die there go to y12 and just strip mine i could do that there is no rush really if i go underground i do risk the chance of laughing at a video though but that doesn't seem to be happening right now so diamond maybe it's stronghold also valid let's try that let's try that actually that's a good idea we could go to the stronghold and then once we're there we can see if we need a mine oh this is the worst oh this is so bad oh no oh no oh no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] die boy oh boy nothing beats a hot and steamy hot dog weenie a little stadium mustard on a jazz up this foot long dingle dog i don't know why i've seen this but i've seen this now that is a good looking wiener i think i got it we're going up how the [ __ ] do you do beds hey yoshi what the [ __ ] was that what what did you just do i didn't think you would kill me you knew or something get your [ __ ] together carson get your [ __ ] together sorry i'm sorry i just i forgot the whole what the whole you bet go boom you go boom well yeah i did forget that part all right man so don't let it happen again i have a question what is your question how do you prevent taking the damage from the beds well that didn't answer anything did you just leave that was this leaving noise he just made a cartoon boying sound and left where'd you come from where did you go where did you come from i kind of joe dun you know but sometimes we can't have nice things [ __ ] hey what are you doing [Music] all right i'm just [ __ ] tossing bikes in the river bro he's got a good point he's got a good point you got to give it to him you got to give it to him that wasn't a laugh i'm getting pagod wow this blows this blows absolute ass [Laughter] was your [ __ ] why that made me laugh [Laughter] that's funny yeah no no yeah the amazon raid forest look at me amazon amazon rainforest amazon rainforest me and charmy buying on amazon before we blow up man bug no wilbur don't blow up manberg tommy i'm going to blow up manberg okay wilbur i can't stop you tommy i'm not going to pull a man this sucks man in the beanie in the beginning in the property [Music] yet in in in the beginning it's because it goes on so long you need to be in beating minecraft but the stuff that sucked is gone and now i'm just playing the game i'm just gonna restart and i'm gonna beat the game i think i'm gonna be the chill minecraft guy i think i'm gonna be the guy everyone's like well he's not quite dream [Music] this is thursday night football it might as well be dude football football football everybody loves football thursday night football monday night football tuesday night football everyday football football football football everyday football john madden he says football football football he goes football he goes football and then he draws yellows and sign he he draws like the yellow arrows on the screen and he goes football is john madden alive what's your go-to dunkin donuts order uh i'm very basic i just enjoy um the classic what the [ __ ] is that another village what is that that's another [ __ ] village um i uh i typically just go like very basic glazed is very nice for me uh but then i also get some chocolate um chocolate glazed some uh chocolate glaze with sprinkles occasionally you know dabble dabble and then uh sometimes get a duncancino if i'm feeling like destroying myself with caffeine damn this place is stacked what the [ __ ] if only i had an uh a nether portal or you know a lava pool or something stop stop okay how the [ __ ] do you do this [Laughter] you do like uh what the [ __ ] am i doing this is just not right but it's fun [Laughter] i've done this it's not like i haven't done this no it's fine guys no it's fine guys there's more lava it needs to go like right here no no there there i literally did it perfectly and i'm so good at the game that's not true you don't get bonus held if you sleep in the nether nice try though i'm too smart for you i'm not gonna fall for that check this out literally first try watch this watch this literally first try get all the pearls sometimes i'm wrong holy [ __ ] wait oh this is actually sick wait i can just farm enderman here okay i just need another fortress holy [ __ ] this is crazy looking what okay well go up go up oh i am far down the heck here we go dude the energy drink bang has 300 milligrams of caffeine that should be illegal that should actually be illegal you know that should be illegal that's not normal that's like that's like killing you this is a bad scenario i'm actually dead oh no i'm alive i'm just gonna heal real quick i think just gonna take a second here and heal if i'd actually survived this [ __ ] nether trip i'm gonna be so surprised i've won two eyes of ender i'm just gonna use all these [ __ ] arrows now here's here's the plan i'm gonna rush it [Laughter] hmm how many [ __ ] blaze powder do i need stop pretending to be a papaya what i'm not pretending i'm just stupid the sword force is super weird it like goes through the walls and [ __ ] which is not conducive to getting into pearls so are you playing on speedrunning minecraft carson or is this just the thing to do when you're chilling uh this is for my let's play i just want to i need to beat it the plan was to beat the inner dragon and then start my let's play have i been here i've been here the plan was to start the uh start my let's play by beating the inner dragon and then being like hey i already beat the ender dragon uh this is a different let's play than normal you know you know how every let's play it be yeah this is different and then people are like this is different and it's different this world's cool though i like this world i wish i had a jungle i'll have to find a jungle the thing about jungles that's really cool is the grass the grass and jungles is so much prettier than normal grass but that along with uh for this let's play i'm doing like guess it's gonna be a whole thing it's gonna be it's gonna be like a thing you know carson did you watch the le mandberg finale i can't believe the mad men actually blew it up no they blew up le manburg wilbur was was was a traitor all along no not le manburg is that what i think it is oh it totally is [ __ ] that okay wait is this if this is the world i end up using i should probably mark that dude this map is insane though this map is crazy like there's so much [ __ ] within like 500 by 500 blocks by the way your lunch club goes to the zoo video is probably my favorite video you guys have done i was barely in that i was like in there for like 20 seconds man but i'm glad you enjoyed it that's why it's my favorite you know what this is the spot [Laughter] i just knew it that's uh gamer's intuition right there what can i say whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what this thing is crazy why is this stronghold so big and why is it like busted dude creeper dungeon dude come on man what the hell is going on where are these coming from i don't even have torches hey hey make sure you place a block in front of the bed before you die like it don't die to beds okay once again i am asking why you have three beds clearly caitlyn you don't understand clearly you don't watch dream is what it comes down to um this is a little uh little speed running tactic we like to do here in the industry uh where we put down beds and explode the ender dragon with them um because beds explode in the end i know crazy but uh you know me i i just know what i'm doing that's all of them this boat does like no damage how do you how the [ __ ] do you do this holy [ __ ] all my stuff is gone what'd i do wrong need a block between you and the bed i thought i put a block between me and the bed yeah yeah yeah let's let's get some let's get uh what do what did streamers do uh pog champs let's get some pog champs are we excited this is the big moment this is the big moment everybody where'd my stuff go i'm alive all i got to do is get in there well shoot this is it everybody this is the grand conclusion this is what you've all been waiting for here it comes man he is flapping away but little does he realize he won't be flapping much longer this is it everybody this is the big moment it's what you've all been waiting for hey josh welcome to the big moment this is big by the way if you couldn't tell yeah this is the epic conclusion carson finally beats minecraft [Music] not quite this is the epic conclusion guys this is gonna be funny i'm gonna beat the ender dragon with my sword i mean my shovel here's the epic conclusion i'm the spoon guy i'm the iron spoon guy epic moment everybody raise your iron yep that's right i finally beat minecraft all on my own thanks everybody this is the epic conclusion it finally happened and little did you know the game does not stop there because call me carson's minecraft let's play starts now the ender dragon has been defeated and now the game is really gonna get started the epic beginning to an epic tale call me carson's epic minecraft let's play you

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Keywords: minecraft, callmecarson, callmecarson minecraft, callmecarson media share, callmecarson mediashare, but if I laugh I die

Id: H6P4D95O_mE

Length: 22min 19sec (1339 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 28 2020