**The FINAL Kermode Uncut: The Ten Worst Films Of The Last Ten Years - Part Two**

welcome to Kermit uncut and it is the final ever Kermit on Carty you'll know that I've been running down my top 10 best and worst movies of the last 10 years the decade through which Kermode uncovers run and we've come to the the very end of this story I've already done my top 10 favorites I've done number 10 to number 6 my least favorite now it's time for number 5 its number one of the worst movies of the last 10 years now one of the things that's been great about doing the Kermit uncut blog is the opportunity to do stupid slapstick sight-gags and at number five in my least favorite movies in the last 10 years keith lemon the movie and you may remember when i was reviewing the Transformers movies I feel kind of junky the thing about you know banging my head against various hard objects to see whether or not it was more fun than watching transformers and when it came to Keith lemon the movie really really terrible film I remember the blog because the blob literally consisted of me hitting myself in the face with a large volume of the OED in fact here's the clip I have here not one but two volumes of the shorter oxford english dictionary on your mind vol 2 you're watching yes that was actually more fun than watching Keith lemon the movie the best thing is I still think that joke is funny after all these years [Music] on to number four and the film for which my contempt has got me into the most trouble with Sidney ass around the country and probably around the world I was reading a blog somewhere so I was saying you know the thing with film critics is that film critics all the movies they hate they're all blockbusters they're all transformers and Pirates of the Caribbean well nobody hates like a proper art movie why is that excuse me welcome to Kermit uncut we're at number four in the worst movies I've seen in the last 10 years jean-luc Godard's film social yzma now you very well remember when this first came out I was at the Cannes Film Festival I saw it at the Cannes Film Festival I was deeply unhappy because I was it can anyway and the trailer for the film was the entire movie played at top speeds you can watch the whole thing in three minutes which was infinitely preferable to watching the film itself but when film socialism were played a can I was surrounded by a room of really really sort of intense you know Sidney s critics or more mmm so fabulous yes it's great it's wonderful they're thinking what does he have to do to make you go I'm sorry I'm sorry Jean Luc it's not just that the emperor has no clothes as I said at the time he is literally running naked down the street waving his Nouvel vials in your face now since then I have read passionate defenses of film socialism and I have enjoyed on the Internet people explain to me why it is that I cannot possibly call myself a serious film critic because I think the film socialism is one of the worst ten movies in the last ten years well you know what it is and you want proof go watch it it's bloody awful [Music] give me a kiss good night it's the last single girl kiss the ultimate single gal Carrie Bradshaw will be married to John James Preston come fall should we do your diamond no just get me a really big closet the strange thing about sex in the city too was it was the film that most clearly demonstrated to me that if a film critic really hates a movie it'll probably help the movie I have spent so many weeks and months and in fact years since that film came out how many people come up to me to say I saw your review of that Sex in the City - it was so terrible I had to go and see you know whenever that film comes on the television which is quite often it seems to be a hard rotation on satellite people text me or they tweet me they send me messages I'm watching Sex in the City say one channel bong at the moment you know you'll never believe what I saw yesterday I just dipped into sections and even it's every bit as bad as you said it was in a way I think I helped that movie I think I boosted its sales I think I certainly didn't do it any harm and it is absolute proof that critics cannot damage movies box office I mean honestly the critical response of Sex in the City - it wasn't just me nobody liked that film I don't think that anybody watching it actually liked it but it still took a whole bunch of money why well because it's Sex in the City the thing are they're gonna in bill audience but no matter how much you just like a film it won't stop people going to see but in the case of section 32 I think I actively encouraged people to see it and all I can say is I'm really sorry so my whole career it's the one thing I really really really regret you know things don't always happen like this in real life I just think you should know that now I had a wife two beautiful daughters thank God I left her now with seven honey's of which I can choose from oh my god this guy understands me which brings us to the number two spot now if you cast your mind back to number nine you remember that at number nine there was a Transformers movie a Michael Bay movie and you probably thought well it's kind of quite high up I mean I thought that Mike has a real problem with Michael Bay and yet number nine that's not doing so bad but at number two welcome back Michael yes you have two entries in my worst 10 movies in the last 10 years and at number two pain and gain now I'm gonna say it once more for the last time I don't care whether nobody believes me I went into pain and gain with an open mind because everyone had said to me it's the independent movie in which we really see what a Great Artiste Michael baker be I mean yes he's made the robot crash he smashing movies but underneath that there's an artistic heart beating this is his independent film this is his personal project this is the film in which he really shows us his soul and he really did and it was worse it was the movie that made me go Michael go back to having robots hitting each other because if this is what you make when you're allowed to do whatever you want I just want to escape the planet pain and gain is a really really hard slog of a movie again it has its defenders I know people don't touch me so you don't understand that movie you better see it again and quite often I'm willing to go back and give a movie a second choice but I went in to see plain and game with an open mind and it disappointed me in ways which I cannot begin to explain and you know what I am NOT gonna go back and see it again not now not never it's done I'm finished pain and gain is in the past and I am moving on [Music] we'll be right back nobody leave till you cougar which brings me to the number one spot my least favorite film of the last 10 years and it will be no surprise to anybody to learn that it is of course the one and only Entourage now the interesting thing with Entourage is it's a film which perfectly proves Simon Mayer's theory of secondary infection when I reviewed the film on the radio 5 live show that I do with Simon my own that we're going to continue to do forever and ever and ever I really really got off my bike about it and the review kind of went viral I mean people you know for ages afterwards Daniel Craig met Simon myosin you and Mark Kermode didn't like that entourage very much it was something that had real traction actually in that same program I reviewed a whole bunch of other movies that I really liked but no one remembered what they remember was how much I didn't like Entourage and Simon said well the reason that people remember is because you got angry about it and he said that when you get angry about films it's to do with secondary infection he said if the film is just bad it's okay you don't like it you're disappointed we said if you think it's bad and you find it morally repugnant that's the secondary infection that's the point at which you get ready cause I'm looking back at my list of worst film your entourage pain and game sex and city - that's exactly right it's that weird combination of a badly made film that also has a really reprehensible moral undertone I remember watching Entourage and feeling unclean I remember watching it and thinking I hate everything about this film I hate its ethos I hate the people it depicts I hate the materialistic worldview I hate me attitude towards it's not just attitude towards women I hate the attitude towards men I hate the attitude towards humanity I hate the attitude of the filmmakers I hate the way that it's a film that imagines that you're on side with these characters and their loads and designers and all the things that the film thinks is wonderful and we should all aspire to no no no no no no no I'm not having it and the really interesting thing is that I wasn't alone it wasn't me going out on a limb I think most critics thought the entourage movie was utterly hateful I think it is the worst film I've seen in the last I know it's a bold statement but really it is that bad my top ten list them just to recount it for you number 10 Pirates of the Caribbean double-bill number 9 Transformers Revenge of the Fallen 8 wolves at the door 7 the hottie and the Nottie 6 gods of Egypt 5 keith lemon the movie for film socialism a 3 Sex in the City 2 number 2 pain and gain and at number 1 entourage now I'm sure that you have your own choices maybe there are films in there that you like maybe you're one of the people who's defended pain and gain and there are many you know if it's fine it's free country you're wrong but go ahead but let me know what you think I've left out let me know what you think are the worst movies of the last decade and let me know whether there's anything that gets you as riled as entourage got me Oh God there we are my top 10 best and worst films over the last 10 years a whole decade of kernel uncut I just like to say thanks to everyone for watching the blogs if you watch regularly great you just dipped in and out thanks very much it's been a real pleasure to make them these blogs be made basically by me and Nick is on the other side of that camera and we've really enjoyed every minute of it so thanks for tuning in and the radio 5 live show I did with Simon Mayo is going to continue onward and onward ever onward if you want to go back and look at any of the reviews that I've talked about they're pretty much all online you can find them in the archive for now from current uncut from me and Nick thanks for watching keep watching the skies

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Keywords: Kermode Uncut, Blog, Mark Kermode, Simon Mayo, Pirates Of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Pirates Of the Caribbean:Dead Men Tell No Tales, Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen, Wolves At the Door, The Hottie & The Nottie, Gods Of Egypt, Keith Lemon: the Film, Film Socialisme, Jean Luc Godard, Pain And Gain, Michael Bay, Sex And The City 2, Entourage, Daniel Craig

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Length: 10min 42sec (642 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 28 2018