The Fall Guy 2x07 A Piece of Cake

but I've been seen with Sally Field with a girl named Bo but somehow they just don't end up as mine if I or living in the artist thing some of the gala bandages but my talk from the top brand new car cause Pearlie to start I've never spent much time in school but I don't ladies bloody it's true my body of a charity explore up for Raquel Welch it's only hey jumpin drawbridge or Tarzan from East wordless OPA Hey easy coal faster huh that's a print that was June Olympic look at the yoke a fool take a bit my lip nice stunt cultic now listen like I was telling you this is the easiest thing you ever had that this is a walk through it's a piece of cake cold cold let me call I'm seducing you a girl like me wouldn't stand a chance boosting $2,000 for a fast round-trip of it pussycat have all runaways plus a great rummy player for the trip back look it's so easy why don't you do it yourself because swifty Leonard hangs out in some pretty unladylike places swifty Leonard he's a friend of mine I've known him for years I know that but he's still a bookmaker there's a big difference between bookmakers and fugitives now swifty isn't running he's got a successful business to come back to you yeah successful but illegal cool 2,000 bucks is five months rent or nine and a half year til atte payments or 1,280 hamburgers Colt five hours each way a couple hours between airports 16 hours 18 at the most that's over a hundred dollars an hour how many people you know make that kind of money do you think it's the economy or just coal destroy some friends plus I can tell you exactly where swifty is what he'll be doing and almost how much he's losing he calls me every day and tells me not to worry well Ellen why are you worried calls collect cold cold I'll Drive it to your house to pack I'll even drive you to the airport one seduced me some more you daddy cowboy you're looking for the bright lights they don't come on - laughs the dark you drive this thing or just fennel bits of wisdom I'm looking for a ride to Manhattan hey you got it I meet us broken up but we can estimate I'll treat you fat ever been to New York before nope but I didn't just fall off the turnip truck either hey guy you want to be a wholesale I why not the last offer sounds more like a kidnap yeah well that dudes in hustling for a living now me I'm only an action part-time 25 bucks two bucks a phone call you can ride in the back of a dream Hertz about a flat rate for a roundtrip with an hour wait in the middle Holly got till noon see then my boss sneaks out of girlfriend's house and then I take him to neuronal on about four hours 400 bucks I'll need to hold the door open got any other bags oh it's the only one well that's good we don't have to worry about him getting ripped off you guys really took the back what's your name Leo Leo you know this address and I know where everything is just sit back and relax never meet this guy yeah what no kid I tell you what you tell me something about him and let you have one free phone call I mean being the only country western fan of that place and a street that don't come on Jake here you go yeah you figure I'm busting the bank in there and being back at the airport for hours I'd like to shake the hand of a man with confidence like that how do you know there's a crap game in there well I hustle the limo nights sometimes when I get me out of my banjo payments also I took my boss he wants yeah what's his name JB Weinstein the chicken fat King he's a big man in the heartburn business hey captain they got a rodeo or a psychic in the garden what I never saw before listen they've got thieves hookers [ __ ] killers in that place I guess there's room for a cowboy hit a picture of many ways see if any of our guys know see if he's curved his hoist went like a triple sole shoe huh howdy yeah JB told me I could find some big-city action here he even loaned me his driver yeah I see him can you afford us aye sir coming out we have a hard day our winner all right put $200 in the past one put the rest of money over there I'm advantage my and stack it later see time to go back hey big guy what are you doing here they come to watch hope you make a deal for the island of Manhattan hey you know this guy swifty you okay okay he's the best here our movie no I'm here for the LA courts you and I are gonna take a little plane right now couldn't you bust me when I'm on a losing streak does it matter you got something against leaving a crap table with buddy hey Tex yeah you you see any other cowboy in this joint put your money on the table or get back on your horse anyhow here with mr. t hey no look is here just players so you're bettin on the comm line I'll bet you're wrong bets are down that's a bread without gives me the best odds come on we roll him to die sir this is spectators point friendship Finnegan's friends dice are coming out now six six is your point hey cowboy I got 500 here says he makes that point take a hundred then why'd you just take the whole thing you and me you're faded so friend shut up and loose whippy dice are coming out 7up wonderful thank you thank you thank you good come on sweetie leave me alone you blew my luck fifty we have a plane to catch come on hey cowboy you ain't going nowhere with all there are weathers and you know flippin cowboy what are you doing be the fastest loser in the West give me the police know what the hell's going on where these guys coming from it did you call him you're way out of line flatfoot I got friends downtown to know you look kind of natural and handcuffs trainer never learn do you friendly hey mommy excuse me you look like you're a jerk you're on New York captain max Finley I'm more like an observer yeah well I'd like the mouth with a little body attached not appreciate if you turn him over to me right now because I could make a new flight I can only be coming on about now I'm the guy that helped you out I made the call about the illegal gambling operations inside cuff him wait a minute I was helping the police who asked you I'm an officer of the court did you police advertise the public support not as far as California and then just stay out there and louse up their operation what does that mean it means it in your zeal to capture a penny at the West Coast bookmaker you Loused up a case involving a number one stumble and cop killer named Nick Traynor look if sorry I'll make you feel better you got it but you're not gonna make me feel guilty or something I there's nothing about you don't have to feel guilty about anything you've already been found guilty no sit down what a violation of Finley's law now listen and learn cowboy maybe you'll survive your visit to the Big Apple I had been sitting in that spot for three weeks the time before that for eight weeks and the time before that for three months it was my last chance to nail Nick Traynor he's got my hands tied with restraining order cease and desist Oh to Show Cause ORS anything that a battery of high-priced lawyers can throw at you all right you got another sorry what's that got to do with me a few months ago I had trainer all set up for direct gun by automatic weapons grenades flamethrowers he's a weapons supplier among other things he was handed $50,000 in registered money by one of my undercover men looked like a wrapper my cop was killed we had nothing on Traynor but a pile of paper now some of that money has begun the surface in the last couple of weeks all I needed was to find it Nick trainers position and the only two people and that joint with marked money were you and that fishy or swifty letter we were winning we got it some trainer I can't make a case against him but I can possibly make a case against you you can't hold me on that oh yes I can buddy boy for anything I want for 24 hours a pop it's as easy as ABC that's the way the New York state penal law is set up alphabetically a is an abortion or arson fees and burglary or bribery and so on why look I know I'm not gonna be number one on your social calendar but why arouse me like that it's not fair I didn't take an oath to be fair just relatively legal you can't recommend that are you talking about recommended Cowboys just cause me too much grief for you to explain it away that easy he mentioned a customer's name and then he knew swifty swifty explains the whole thing doesn't it when does a creep like that have the power to recommend anybody huh where is he anyway wasn't in the lockup when we got bailed out the police still have him seems there's a hold on him from California also there is no charge against the cowboy hey I don't know anything about that besides it was only add disorderly conduct arrest is that right I'm explained something to you Seifer guy in my position huh we moved around the streets with handcuffs a little embarrassing to some of my contacts like judges senator bankers don't get arrested you understand that and I don't get handcuffed I'm three layers away from any cops right O'Hara right except maybe for that Finley that's why I got lawyers around here to keep you ahead of them so I outlive them I want to tell you something my friend it's not gonna help you what does that mean means I own the building that you operate in and your lease is hereby canceled so are you if you stick around this town let's drive Florida told you to find out everything you can about that cowboy get some guys on the street now come on so and like the way that cowboy looks at me got no respect I need your cowboy I have been looking for a tool like you ever since the Miranda decision came down Carmen I take it no the one that says you walk in and see a killer standing over her body with a smoking gun you've gotta warn them of his rights all I've got is a badge but you you've got a court decision that says you can break into houses cross state lines snatch grab and fade almost anything you've a mind to tailor decision Supreme Court of the United States there are restrictions not enough to get in our way I can't harass Trainor you can I want him put away and I've only got one month to do it and a month look I gotta get back to LA I got a job I got people who depend on me plead that of your sentencing why the deadline my retirement I want him away before I go look I have a duty to I gotta get swifty back on that warrant I will keep him in jail for you the same ABCs we'll work on him come on captain give me a break can't you find somebody else to play cops and robbers with you are you kidding a guy like you walks into my life at a time like this it's like a religious experience I may even go back to the church call it cowboys and Indians if you like either way you're it in or out Seaver do I get a choice Howie I need you to come and help why is there some kind of problem yes Howie it's a big problem it can't wait till lunch break we're about to do the stunt just hop the next plane to New York exclaiming to get here right maybe though all those high dives and stopping those movie stars that's right impress now anymore price of you one of the stars what's your first move that tell you what you may think it's a little tacky the idea was fed to me by one of your men since you trained him it had to start in your evil twisted mind own it might be brilliant I hope you've also got a plan always do that's how we stay alive you're gonna have to trust him that's a lot of trust me to put in anybody's hands I know Finley from what I heard you're a living legend I'd one step away from saying may you stop putting up statues what's the plan I'll arrest trainer for you and do the best job I can all I want you to do is stand by me ready to snatch him when he loses his cool we'll make some big mistakes I got a problem cowboy you're gonna like it you not only have my permission to like me but to free me from bondage which I would like it we're going any more funerals my friends and it's a many later I get fork you I was your name again how does anybody get in the front door let alone up to this apartment tell me could be a neighbor just wanting to borrow something I don't lend and everything here is mine right oh it's an egg or a cup of sugar I mother friends you don't even cook oh so they could still ask oh you're absolutely divine I can see we're gonna have to do this entire apartment in hot pink and naturally will coordinate the hallway so that they compliment your entrance and soothe the mind at the very first flash of the eye what is this early packing crank Bernardo Brooklyn the decorator who was about to redo your life and bring it into being with your very soul rather than simply an abode where you hang your frog so to speak you're good if we decorate this whole apartment the entire building darling and I can't wait to get my hands on yours oh I love your view but you've wasted your Terrace you needed me ages ago hey I'm sorry would you mind stepping over there I'm afraid your robe clashes frightfully with these drapes it makes it impossible for me to get the vision of the light as it glistens through the window come on honey let's go good thank you who is this clown and what is he supposed to be doing doing the apartment doing what to the apartment it darling it alright you owe us a second it looks as though a bird we're trying to make a nest on your wall would you two mind standing together so that I can make a record of your flesh tones no more pixels oh yeah that's lovely your beautiful couple right do you hear me no more pictures yeah this is Trainor you got some guy flying through the building was supposed to be redecorating not that I know of mr. Traynor I didn't let anybody in that's what I thought I'd send my boys up on the double you better get up there right away somebody got in you're not for those fix you just sit out what your second you starting to give me a headache okay but I've got five more apartments to do today did you hear me I said I don't want any more pictures on this thing just a second understand me I'm sewing pictures sweet babe it's on the balcony cowboy again alright get them well that's one way to do it okay this Finley agreement get it you get the wrong guys with those dudes in that truck you easily only ones I saw with guns I read these creeps their rights want you to get the film in this camera developed as fast as you can a full set of the prints delivered by hand to this address good now we're cooking here's one you've probably never used real beauty that's an M I'm still we're gonna start now if your feast burglary breaking and entering gonna long wait before we get the mutant look Finley I got my own set of problems I have to return swiftly on that warrant and I've got an animal named train to finally stop and run a little wild now is the time for us to keep the pressure on him I mean me I'm the one getting shot at small details I'm working on the wider view you know you've done pretty good you could turn pro oh come on Daly's not conning me I came through for you let me get swifty off my mind and get him a nonstop to LA I'd have my cousin take him back just give him to me sure and what keeps you in New York I'll hang in a little longer are you offering me something you haven't given me for yeah my word on it you're asking a lot I've given a lot all right I'll take it I've always got Finley's law and the alphabet oh you're a hell of a friend Colt first you mess up my luck you get me flipped into jail and now you want me to fly to LA without my luggage would you rather hang around New York Lane - Nick Trainor while you're a friend of mine you'd be safe sitting in LA Jo besides it don't like Howie traveling alone kid don't get airsick technique airsick I just jump from Nate storey building what's he crazy I think I'm gonna just tell you with Trainor one with mustard please now swifty win is if you've been busted in such style look at this oh that makes me almost want to be guilty to something trainers men get it get it get it get it get it I'm driving you know Oh - what are you going yeah we got you I ate my chocolate Rainer you're crazy stay on the floor sorry about that okay the memo is alisa worried about me instead so for concern lay into five you don't get to the hospital in time let me make the trip for nothing don't do it don't even think about it do it we could do it go I think we look you anybody else wanna look at these pictures oh great security I got you know they sent a duplicate set to my wife and I don't know many more they spin around this town I guess what I boys get a shot at the cowboy they plug the wrong guy mm I want you to put more men on the street I want you to find him he started give me a real bad headache we're spreading ourselves pretty thin don't talk to me about sin I got a payroll that sounds like civil service look we lost two men around his apartment Mike is in a coma and Fletcher is nailed to a prison bed who the hell is this guy anyway what's his beef with me didn't even know his name all he needs is an Indian sidekick a white horse and some silver bullets it's getting ridiculous figure out what the tie-in is with Finley yet if I could find it tie and I'd serve more court papers on Finley Finley even arrested him he booked him John Doe what am I supposed to do sit around and wait for him to stick another needle in me I'm starting to bleed well then that's what you're going to have to do until I find a tie-in between John Doe and Finley then get it done you got two days which Apple in the main eye don't come to guard the warehouse in this office that's it I'll get right on it I like him he's my friend he's in the hospital bed because of instead of you you're the one they were after that doesn't make me feel any better you never feel any better take my advice cowboy get out of this line of work well you still got the ability to feel anything at all look I am sorry about swifty he's gonna be all right and there's the last time I'm gonna mention his name is anything other than a case look just because you got a personal beef with this trainer I didn't even know him till you put me up against it no personal about is no more personal than you being the one that takes with you to LA it's what I do look I have one strain of growth with an annoying fungus into a plague I used to be able to roust him once in a while just to keep him off-balance I was high-priced lawyers and the courts have tied my hands all I want to do is wrap up trainer before I get out of this job and start being normal again what about the two heavies that were chasing ones in the coma he is on a stretch on Bellevue Hospital in the garden what if I stripped away the rest of it make Trainor come out on his own you do that Findley's Lal retires with me no no use it once more in Reverse I want you to roust my cousin Howie out of New York City why you look pretty good coming off that Terrace he is good and he delivered just because I'm volunteering to be a target no reason he has to wouldn't hang it if you asked him that's the problem he would let's keep him safe on this one Finley all right deal he's one phone call away from fine run and by the way finishing off trainer is that gonna get you a statue at City Hall or so there won't be three people remember me ten minutes after I'm done but at least I'll have my own private last hurrah no it's mean and as miserable as you are you won't be alone I'll be there to help celebrate with you I'm a prisoner I understand my right has granted me by the Fifth Amendment by recent decisions of the United States Supreme Court I refuse to answer anything and you don't have the right to question me my lawyers name is aim on you Fletcher you should have had this memorized a long time ago now repeat after me I'm an animal and I'm a creep hey there's a cup in the hall you know officer hey officer where are you it's okay it's just an old gangster movie hey who are you what do you want from me anyhow swifty Leonard is a friend of mine it could also be considered a partner oh that's a long way down and he also owes me a lot of money hey I didn't shoot nobody man I was driving it was the other guy look mister I'm a street pro I just do what I'm told yeah bye Nick Trainor I answered that I could get myself killed what makes you think I want to offer you a better deal what are you doing don't know trainers biggest operation right now where he keeps his records his books and you better think carefully because the life you save may be your own what are you doing man you can't throw me under window the patient biggest operation wait a minute all right all right it's it's a warehouse stock from Pier 3 he's got six million in automatic weapons I tried to make myself looks yeah in the interval in his office he guns does he have that beside you Oh five or six not telling me good boy you know you're all alone now and you're gonna need some protection if I were you I'd talk to the DA about trainer and forget you ever saw me you got that they come out of the nurse now why are you in pain I think I need a bedpan Fletcher you are a bedpan I didn't hear a thing so I'm not part of any threat the nurses were all busy with humans the warehouse is below Canal Street and you're an eavesdropper and a mind reader hmm hey cross bring your romance down the hallway yeah Fletcher may want to talk to the both of you we want around here I just got into town I was looking for work you fellas hired here think you'd best get out of here hold my mouth freeze [ __ ] are dead done that part you're drunk New York City preparing to declare war on New Jersey what do we do with Newark if we win no but there's enough stuff in here to restage Normandy I'm gonna take a look around there's a bunch of guys in here nobody said it would be easy nobody said I'd be daddy trainer did listen go seriously it looks hairy pull it out here colin was a 500-foot pierre come on I got six million bucks with a Goods tied up and everywhere I was waiting we ship to Central America forget about it whatever doesn't explode or burn the fire deparment will seize and turn over to the cops run it down and identify it as contraband and then they'll backtrack backtrack take those cops years to connect us with that operation months maybe but not years some of those corporations were they but they are a matter of record enough ax come out of this okay I'm on the way we're gonna bury that cowboy hero first don't use the word we when you're talking about criminal matters I am your attorney now based on privileged information I can hear anything you say without becoming involved I am NOT your partner I do not share in your profits and what's the bottom line the bottom line is I am planning on taking an extended vacation in Mexico with some possible future travel in Brazil and Paraguay I think you should consider the same I got millions tied up on this time I got corporations company that you did you did but your wife already has a battery of lawyers and most of those assets are either in her name or she knows about them she'll tie them up for years nobody's gonna get anything that's mine what are you gonna protect it with most of your guns are in jail and I don't have to remind you how longer a man stays in jail the more liable he is to talk to get out it has been a very profitable relationship for both of us but nothing is forever if I Nick you walk out of me now I want them gone I don't think so mr. trainer not this time it wouldn't be business that's the kind of hits that causes all the trouble I just gave you an order Bleeker I've been with you a long time and I'll stick now but I'm the only gun you've got and I figure you ought to be treating me more like like a partner instead of an employee let me tell you something I don't so still for now shakedown we go Bleeker so now leave the 25% of everything we can haul out of here okay I like that Nick all right we're gonna empty letter safety posit boxes you gotta get the books from the vault Oh a hard resin don't answer your breakfast one more thing love what comes down the Cowboys dead man right you know these are $200 boots I don't think they'll ever dry right River I drove and it was polluted maybe but its historic hey listen what do you think about Hawaii is a place to retire I mean I could sit in the Sun and cook my skin wear flowers around my neck get fat being fed by native dancers who think I'm a god what is in that ice cream you're eating calories yeah well you better switch to drugs I think you're starting to hallucinate maybe it's just the flavor you know Finley you may be able to retire but you're too young to retire retire you're gonna have to be doing something there's nothing left for guys like me to do we came from an era where there used to be a a broad stripe separating the good guys from the bad now that strife has turned polkadot gray and it keeps getting smeared lighter by the politicians I'm a throwback called I know that my hair is finished and I got no place to go but boy it sure was worth it you did it cowboy you got trainer on the run he's got his full money stashed in the box in that Bank under a phony name no he wouldn't touch that unless he was gonna run hey you know that for sure what I know and what I can do about they're two different things but I know trains gonna come flying out of there he's not gonna be too happy friendly I know you're a little devious and you take pleasure in other people's discomfort but what did you do to him nothing illegal I just felt that his wife's attorneys had the right to know about mr. Traynor's assets therefore they put a hold on all his accounts until courts decide his divorce settle trainers broke broke his relative for him he's broke he's gonna hear the same thing at three other banks and then he's gonna hit his office vault well good now that you got this all down to a schedule I can take a plane to hell oh no no no not exactly maybe one more little thing what muckman come on move it remember the alphabet a B oh come on Finley I just stay on wait Oh I know this is a lot to ask but police business follow this car and just pull up next to it get nervous young man we'll get him I could grab him oh no no no lady please yeah for the long side where you belong trainer get dirt your it bad I'm all right I'm all right I know you're too ornery did I have a gunshot well well if you want me to drive you to the airport you're gonna have to wait a couple of days otherwise take off who'd you hear the siren if I need anything I'll call you hey cowboy thanks a lot Philly I'm gonna miss you but not that much besides you owe me a new pair of boots

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Length: 46min 35sec (2795 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 01 2013