>>> WE NOW RETURN TO LANDSDOWNE HOUSE. >> AMELIA, KENNETH. >>>. >> ATTENTION, WHAT A MARVELOUS SURPRISE. MY BROTHER, YOU'RE HERE. >> SHOULDN'T YOU BE AWAY IN CORNWALL? >> I'VE LEFT CORNWALL. I HAVE SOMETHING I MUST TELL YOU. >> LET'S HEAR IT OVER TEA. HENRY, SEND FOR TEA, PLEASE. >> YES, MUM. >> YOU SAY THE GREAT WAR HAS COME TO ENGLAND, AND ALL OF US MUST FIGHT? >> NO, I FELT DUTY BOUND TO DO MY BEST. >> NO, CHRISTIAN, NO. WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> YOU KNOW YOUR SISTER HAS HEALTH SPELLS. >> AMELIA. >> TO THE FAINTING COUCH. >> I'VE MADE A HE DO SIGNIFICANCE. I'M OFF TO WAR. >> SHE'S MISSED THE COUCH. HENRY, FETCH THE ELIXIRS. >> I'M SORRY, IT SEEMS I'VE HAD A TINY SPELL. >> NOT A TINY ONE, MY DEAR. >> OH, CHRISTIAN, IT'S YOU. I JUST HAD THE MOST FRIGHTFUL DREAM THAT WERE YOU GOING TO WAR. >> THAT IS NO DREAM, AMELIA, IT'S TRUE. I'M JOINING THE ARMIES ON THE FRONTLINE. >> FRONTLINE, OH, NO. >> AMELIA, PLEASE, COME TO THE COUCH. >> I'M SORRY, SHE MUSS HEAR THE TRUTH. I MUST SEEK GLORY ON THE BATTLEFIELD. >> ELIXIRS, NOW. >> SHE'S MISSED THE COUCH AGAIN. >> AGAIN? HOW? >> WE NEED TO STEADY HER NERVES. HENRY, DON'T JUST STAND THERE. >> DON'T WORRY, SIR, I'M FINE. >> OH, HEAVENS, I'VE HAD A SPELL. >> DON'T CONCERN YOURSELF, MY DEAR. >> YOU CAN STILL CHANGE YOUR MIND. >> NO, AMELIA, THE DIE IS CAST. YOU SEE, I'VE ALREADY ENLISTED? >> WHAT, OH. >> THIS WAY, MY DEAR. >> OOH, AH. >> SHE IS PUTTING ON QUITE THE SHOW, ISN'T SHE? >> SHE COULD DIE. >> IT MUST RUN ITS COURSE. STEADY, GIRL, STEADY, STEADY. CALM NOW. SHE JUST STEPPED AND ROLLED RIGHT OVER THE COUCH. >> YOUR SHERRY, MA'AM. >> THANK YOU, HENRY. I THINK IT'S PASSED. YES, I'M FINE. >> SPLENDID. LET'S HAVE SOUP. PIPING HOT. PIPING HOT SOUP! >> YES, SIR. >> NOW, MY DEAR, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? >> OH, YES, I'M PERFECTLY FINE. I JUST SEEM TO HAVE A TINY CUT ON MY HANDS. >> IS THAT BLOOD? OH! >> OH, TO THE COUCH, FATHER! FATHER! TO THE COUCH, PLEASE! >> OH! >> SOUP IS READY, SIR. >> OH, OH. >> STEADY. >> OH, OH -- >> OH, NO, SIR. PLEASE. NO! POPPYCOCK. OH, MY GOD. >> TERRIBLY SORRY. I SEE. THE FITS RUNS IN THE FAMILY, MY DEAR. IT'S TO DO WITH THAT TINY BOUT OF INBREEDING WE HAD FOR ABOUT THE PAST 500 YEARS. >> AH. SO -- SO I COULD HAVE THESE SPELLS? WELL, THEN, PERHAPS I SHOULD NOT GO TO WAR. >> OH, MARVELOUS, DARLING. >> THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION. HENRY. BRING US THE CHAMPAGNE AND OUR PRICELESS SATURDAY EGGS! >> YES, SIR.
