The doubters never saw it coming

ah finally dude finally holy sh so many libraries today this is right i get it and i don't get a key i think you're pretty pretty likely to get a key first floor but i just like i'm not good at getting that at all okay that could be good on the other guy i guess okay now just need a bomb issue with this room though this clubs okay if there's a fire in there i might actually rear all the items now see uh book of shadows is good take this use like this like this i think i'll do it in the other guy as well i can get booker on both because i gotta use item so that's actually pretty nice we've got batteries as well we can get money for it that's good good now pick up this give the other guys the book it would be optimal it would be up we're going to try to optimize it and then reroll them after that and now we pick up the other thing um get bookworm this guy flip and reroll them hopefully if we can get the good proc like there's a chance to reroll it or to use a dice random dice when you uh get hit and if that procs the way we want it to then that's gonna be good look at that what the what is it doesn't need the other book did he pick up these two did he miss the book of secrets if you pick up a book that because check that's used for transformation oh okay you need three different books okay now it's actually possible but it's gonna cost a lot of time we might get something really good so let's just see i didn't really d8 but the eight didn't really put anything it seems like i'm fine like i got more damage so this that's fine there we go uh new books it worked who would have thought it's gonna be a lot of walking here there we go probably should use it after the boss because now we're going to get the useless item but maybe you know if we use the lot we might get a good meat boy no transformation but it's only but it's only one book away now so now we can like build a um super meat boy on the other guy let me get some of these that's good let's re-roll the books again if we can solo is going to be pretty good use today unlucky let's see if we can get some more hearts god [ __ ] damn uh okay so now we can we can buy a heart yeah i'll try two more times see what happens let's see there we go satanic bible we gotta get money for our swap good identifiable book of relations with only real that one [ __ ] i gotta buy the [ __ ] wait what [ __ ] i it only ruined that it only oh [ __ ] he doesn't get it then does he oh sh that's not good i might be able to for that guy but he doesn't actually charge so all right but we got good items we got good like use items if nothing else we did get that well look at that it's a very good companion to have especially when you're [ __ ] melee range we've got a dice room though that's actually nice more nice shrimps can be game changers so let's say we've got a golden key to get into here is the lightness on the floor let's check the boss item first if the boss said that's bad we can re-roll it that's good took a lot of [ __ ] damage though x and i could actually do speed what's in the shop though it's got rerolled pills double bond drops i'll save the money they might get something better plus five bombs is nice spark plug is not really worth i don't think so i'll buy that but i'm not gonna guess work like i don't think so i do not know oh [ __ ] that hello be useful let's go just let's just go right ahead and check that okay didn't get it that's unfortunate it happens thank you oh that's really good i'm getting some good items here no explosion damage good to have oh stat is nice i'm gonna get in this guy because he's kind of defenseless right now would be nice to have no we're just gonna suffer through this boss it's not too bad we have flights this is actually kind of fine they're both like kind of nearly oriented i'd say oh she's [ __ ] blocked the bullets this thing is great i'm gonna die thank you angel room check let's see what we get garbage no one's surprised oh we got that that's nice big mistake now i was gonna get the speed up but i had i have to kill this guy so there's nowhere to damage me here anyways i could i could like damage myself in the boss fight in hopes of getting it but still i might throw a d100 or some garbage yeah i guess he gets this [ __ ] no he doesn't no one gets it because it's useless you're the back but yeah but like yeah it would have been nice though you're right i should have done it but i can't take it now so oops uh that i'm not gonna take that it gets rained up that hurts not getting the other guy [ __ ] man yeah we'll just have to take it this guy's gonna be super fast now cool this is more useful than the other thing so we'll bring it with us check my entrance that yeah maybe maybe that could have that's like a two bombs for maybe it would have been good though but whatever it's like a slowest run this is a slow it's actually been the longest [ __ ] run ever but that's painted lazarus you know the ice tree oh my getting so many good grooms man sick [ __ ] rooms do i do it yeah sure worth good resources now at least holy [ __ ] the moon spit on this guy jesus christ can you chill oh my god what is this guy holy [ __ ] my bullets can't hit this [ __ ] crazy legs jesus christ man chill this is a good use for the dice now we're gonna use the dice because we don't need 99 bombs but we could use something like a rock bottom for example i'm just going to cast this i think i'll uh do i do i do it now because if i do then he's going to take like his whole heart of damage which i don't want to happen just yet it's christ man you also can buy a battery i will buy this though the world first boss last [ __ ] room okay all right here go didn't get it looks we um right now we can do it didn't get the angel so that's fine now comes the tricky part placebo okay inner child is that do we want that extra life that's not that's not too great another one what do we have in here again binge eater that's like a decent item it gives like a temporary uh damage up uh do we reroll more it we can still get like rock bottom or echo chamber or something three more hearts there's a heart in the big room there's a boss challenger morals can do to flip the thing is that there's just so many more broken items you can get there that's the issue in my opinion oh perfect we're definitely rolling now like that oh he can carry his oh he carries two [ __ ] he carries two i thought i would switch it out so i could see what this turns into whatever we can check we got a good item though we got a good item the spinner dice is good it's very good i have a plan though still a thing i can do okay we have a boss room up there i'll bomb myself twice see if we get a proc if not we'll go to the boston's room minus speed more attack speed okay minus damage though okay that's the boss rush plus health of two soul hearts okay that's more rerolls uh i'll do this i guess oh no [ __ ] balls [ __ ] balls what's this quest this guy's actually no damage holy [ __ ] we have a bit more horse to play around with now so we can bump ourselves some more because this is gonna be totally worth it peep this one i'm gonna reel this item into something that's garbage didn't [ __ ] work yikes what can i do now like what what could i possibly do but i'll take depression then because uh this other thing is garbage and what i could not no we're not doing that whatever another one what the [ __ ] pickups on the entire floor okay sure oh okay okay that's pretty rough like okay oh okay car but really good let's have a look see what sort of eden is that the infinity i see hmm no it's it's cheaper too i gotta think here i do want satanic bible it's very very good infinity can do any dice besides spin down i think i'll drop spin down and re-roll it having a re-roll is better than having a spin down like it's been that is sometimes good like occasionally but i need a bible gonna buy this the the infinity because it's like more it's just a better item and we're gonna d six this [ __ ] right okay that's that's unfortunate but we can always just do it again what i want to do is all these this pickups here i want to re-roll them all i want to read all of them like all the one coins i'm gonna re-roll them so i can maybe get like some chests or some some better things basically i guess there goes this no money left zero [ __ ] ball box i think we realized again i guess compass is fine that's about it though that they'll match we'll check it great that's good that's decent it's like three course rooms i guess i think i'll rear it with the other guy okay okay i will rule it again we'll reload again that's fine actually we'll just take it um because i want to use the rear for an engine room if you get a bad angel item i'll just use it there okay phd is good let's drop this guy nice oh hello i can't afford that for [ __ ] oh his mother hello thanks nice nice you want to take my devil chance while you're at it no engine still this is a terrible run it's just taking forever let me get exiled great and that means we have less chance to get angel uh angel yeah there we go based based drop up please throw a pedestal yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh great he's getting somewhere now with this character he's not like he's still slow now if we get a number five in this diary's room there might be hope there we go we got a five god [ __ ] damn holy [ __ ] albino actually lucky nice nice okay so we kill when you kill mother you can still leave no i think you can let's make it run even longer good idea yeah caught smart smart how about we don't go didn't get it yes delirium portal proc but not the [ __ ] thing i need it's great let's try again shall we bet 3k doubting i'm going to recoup my losses by the time the run is over lull yeah pretty much a bookstore look up higher fan i can re-roll it d6 about it there we go nice well that's good on this guy actually because he is on one heart we didn't get excel so we have oh we did we we we didn't excel and we rolled into not excel we got we went back into room one so we have like pretty good chance of getting angel done at least we got that going please oh my god we got it okay good you piece of [ __ ] you know i don't even know what to say at least i got my my holy [ __ ] [ __ ] off i got my key so we can the mega satan at the very least like we have that going if nothing else we do have that if i had one more charge i could actually uh reroll that thing but i don't have that charge so uh it's over but we have the key now so that's good full key monster manual do we want that not really it sounds really worth the heart that though i'd say it's worth two hearts yeah remember to go to the chest since you have the polaroid yeah i will don't worry about it oh lord okay all right that's kind of what i needed honestly i could car by three i could carpet to d1 and get like two more gold batteries that's actually a good point if i carbohydrates let's try to find it because there's some good potential here actually it could be in one of these rooms it might have disappeared i think it did ah it could be in that last room though no that sucks it's got it disappeared of like two uses that's kind of stupid when i picked up the big picked up the battery it was there this is still here okay so it doesn't show up on the map if it's there there's still hope boys longest run in [ __ ] history this is like longer than when i rigged agreed with [ __ ] kane um i mean the [ __ ] that's probably gonna soft like me [ __ ] that card no no we're not doing that ah there you are you [ __ ] okay now we double it if we can find it again oh the iframes you can abuse the iframe so it's all the [ __ ] benny ah finally dude finally holy [ __ ] okay now chat now we do it okay let's set it up closer to where we want to be what is the duplicate wait what what does it do that it duplicates the [ __ ] thing i don't want that it duplicates that what do you want us to base those so it's real d6 and d1 to use really oh my god so we get that's so good that's so good so we get a new we get a new battery every time i really wish there was a pedestal in any other room now if there was a pedestal anywhere else this would be [ __ ] sick but yeah well it can't real anymore this is the last book okay we can d20 we can d20 you're right you're right let's make a [ __ ] of this okay now we got a lot of batteries and every time the thing is that every time you pick up a battery on this floor it will spawn a battery on another room so even if we re-roll everything here and it's all garbage we will still be able to pick up another battery in another room and duplicate that because we still have a battery storage over here a battery storage here that's right here and there's probably like a bunch of them all over the floor so we're gonna reel this or like charge it again we're gonna d20 okay okay let's hope more cards appear good so basically dr kopp basically basically guys that'll cope we can just do this boom okay yeah we can just reel now we're gonna we're gonna like uh real here till we get a jarrah or something we're gonna do everything we can to break this [ __ ] make a statement to do everything oh traptor i'll leave that in here what i could do here okay chad what i could do is do duping in the secret room just bring a bunch of stuff in the secret room and start doing it there because then i can get an item in the chest spawn yes spawn that in and then get a secret secret room items instead the book pool is exhausted so there's no point in that so many [ __ ] holy [ __ ] yeah cuz we could just start doing it in here i don't even have to bring pickups here because i can just drop this actually no we're not gonna do that let's just do the same thing here because if we get a chest i'm in here man [Music] you never picked up the books i did so now we got a decent amount of oh we got speed up as well nice i'll actually just use that or actually i could do a bit and just get a bunch of speed let's do that let's just do that first [Music] speed is fixed now oh my lord more chest an item there it is and now we can infinitely roll those basically what we have now is echo chamber and rock bottom and everything we want we broke the game [Music] uh do i d 21st i think i'll do that big chest a big challenge testing here okay okay let the doubters cope more doubters comb cop cop more cop this is probably my longest i i like it's very it's it's easy to to like uh to break greed breaking greed is pretty easy breaking regular mode not so much but if you do it it's very nice oh my god two more items i think i'll re-roll them and see what we get in the secret item pool what do you think chet keeper sex dad ring and uh health up ah you know what oh wait dude the hero fans holy [ __ ] and those aren't very useful right now i think we could do better right let's do one more rock bottom glitch crowd yeah i think that can uh we can we can work with that we can work with that yeah this crown thank you very much another reroll now should be uh pretty decent one more let's see now we got an epic feat there's a straw man and some garbage you know what i think you could do better than that now we want echo chamber we're gonna break the run we gotta do it properly okay no uh half ass breaking here tm train tm trainer ah yeah doing no we're gonna go for we're gonna go for the good ol like a chamber now we gotta go for echo chamber this is probably pretty good now we're gonna re-roll it we want echo chamber man you want i go chambered it mega mush nah that's for [ __ ] we're going to go echo chamber chaos is there we could chaos uh [Music] i mean now we want the echo chamber though we won't no i i don't i don't care chad i want i want the echo chamber i can't get it for free now i'm going to get it okay i mean we can't no couldn't we bring our key and like do like another check mark as well what other check mark could we do because i think hush and hush and delirium i think the timer is over for them the timer the timer keeps going so that's there's no point in that right source for mom omega i could yeah i could search for mama mega and um if i pick up r key i pick a bar key right and then [Music] so we have it now the r key is mine you know what the best part is we can still reroll but think now what do we do do we get real draco chamber then i'm gonna reveal that and try to get a death certificate i haven't unlocked it so we can't get that but i'm gonna try getting echo chamber let's check out the joker that this is what you have to do to win with tainted laz it shows how bad this character is he's terrible yeah oh wait a minute we have [ __ ] glitch crown hmm whamfur i think mumfor wamper we take half we take half a heart now for these three rolls we take half a heart from them ah tremendous queen of hearts epic that's good oh there it is [Music] we got it i can stay forever in the pool higher fans in the [ __ ] cool speed up in the [ __ ] pool in with you lock up in the [ __ ] pool strength you're going in the [ __ ] pool there's my skeleton oh oh do we do we just oh [ __ ] no that this could be telepills the right it gives a random effect which could be telepill so i'm not gonna use it i'm gonna [ __ ] out of this one sorry boys i almost did 100 holy [ __ ] kill me jared what's up it begins it begins the beginning and they and the co-person chat we haven't gotten 40 there are energy yet that was just that's kind of sad but whatever and let's just [Music] i can see forever all right boys it's time to cry and boom queen of hearts i don't i don't know if that's a good idea i don't know dude but putting this in the queue would be funny these have truly extended beyond copium they have yeah what is this card ancient recall in my queue hello now we're gaming now we're actually gaming check this out empress judgment higher fat put the emperor's in there we're gaming now oh the world oh oh crawl space every time i use it go [ __ ] damn let's go down oh okay dude let me get this glitch crown too epic the world okay boom another crawl space for me let's check it out wait this is oh it's the same one okay so this the scroll space is always the same per level i get it i got pranked let's get put tears up in the queue oh my lord help holy [ __ ] mega batteries epic spawns the restock machine we want that here actually okay now you just need to spend another half hour to make the swap character not suck true i knew putting jarrah in the key was a bad idea [ __ ] hell man i need to reduce the amount of items in here dude okay chill chill chill chill chill chill what more could i possibly do now i would have to get the mama mega somehow i need to like consistently get my omega but if i can go into an item i can go into a shop here's the thing i can arch go into a shop and spawn a restock machine and just restock it until we get my omega that's the the thing now and i can also buff the other guy i could give him some items spawn a beggar spend money on real yeah so we now do we just get the other guys to be not [ __ ] this guy is definitely strong enough to beat the game he has wafer as well so like he just can't die uh now we're gonna flip i think and uh try to spawn a beggar to spawn an item to just like real that regular judgment it's gonna be kind of hard to find but judgment there you are mega satan ends the game if you don't get the lyrium portal we can also do the lyrium now so we get delirium we get megastate and we get all types of [ __ ] so you want to just r key first and then do um stuff but this is basically what you have to do to be to beat the game i think the last this is how it does this is how it's done okay this is how we do it got it he does a minus two luck but uh that's fine dude yeah yeah let's find it the issue though is that a luck pill for me might not be a luck pill for him because he doesn't have phd that's the problem you know i don't think it matters he's he's strong enough to survive he's strong enough he's actually strong enough to survive it doesn't matter i can just go on with my run and the r key when i get to uh well i should just arch the arky now right is there any reason to not arcane now like because everything i want to do i can do in this yeah i can just argue now [ __ ] it this guy has 16 damage he should be totally fine that's rk all right still got the key pretty good start on this run here i'd say pretty decent start what's gonna lie the other guy is going to duke this he's going to do tears up for this guy genius oh yeah then we can also reload whatever's in there okay uh here's the brain jump do we take those or do we spawn a restock machine oh this is actually fine for this guy i'll just take it we got about we just got a battery floor one and we can already do and it doesn't even hurt me we're back at it boys we're back at it we're back at it we're just [ __ ] back at it okay that did not take long that did not take long that took like [ __ ] two seconds actually gaming right now actually gaming you want some luck at that lazarus yeah i think you need some luck for your uh your little flame there dude i think you could use that there you go how many is that one two three four five six seven eight nine make it ten because he has a minus i think it caps it like i think uh ghost pepper caps at eight luck so we can give him like enough to reach that threshold and then and then some i guess oh it's tears up never mind why i used the wrong thing oops i used the wrong i was gonna use flip okay so we're gonna have to try that again chat listen to me it's fine let's ruin the shop for mama this is something we actually do need i look at membership card too holy [ __ ] we got diplopia in here no i want mama mega i know 4.5 volt is good but more mega is more important uh for right now bff is also nice but i don't need it like you gotta focus on what you actually what what do we actually need here what we actually need is mama mega that's like the one thing we do need let's do some batteries and get that like once again omega we are set for to hush so i can just do the check mark and i can also do yeah there it is we got it that's really all i need i think now we're good now i just had a wonderful idea you'll see it when it happens if we can get a certain item in the echo chamber queue called um a question mark card then suddenly mama mega is actually pretty good amugus good uh we're gonna flip and take cancer on the other guy so he has to wait for us well this means we'll both have wafer there we go now we'll just not die basically i'm gonna flip and do this properly this time but it makes it a bit faster i guess that should be enough he should probably hit the tier cap now is that the cap here we got that on him we have omega we should be fine we're fine now we have our omega we can break comfortable open the boss rush no the the hush after mother let's just go for it let's just go for it [ __ ] it let's just leave let's just finish the game we have omega we're good you know why i'm starting this [ __ ] he can still like just demolish bosses like this is totally fine all right i'll just randomly get startups we don't need it i don't know why i'm doing this it's like i think i can make it better but there's no point in making it better because we've already won like a million times over so 47 damage by the way that's not bad damage for this guy i guess look up let's drop that in here oh i got that just get a little bit of luck [Music] it's a zero at least use the um the d infinity for that to give this guy some luck over time anyways last time this is this throne is like this run has been like my entire the entire stream of today has just been this run did i check the this by the way i didn't what he can't take it look at the idiot [ __ ] [Music] where's the boss though still lost lost basically though what we're doing here is just maximizing the amount of um check marks to get on this run basically that's it i might just do the lyrium now i think i think the lyrium is better is the better thing to do now than mega satan honestly do i not just do the lyrium then i think that would be the way to go but like that's just me it's planetarium though though if i do mega state i might get yeah like there's a 50 chance like if i did listen if i did if i do hush and then i do dark church there's a chance i'll get it after every boss including mega satan if i yeah but mega satan it all depends on which boss i want to do do i want to do magus because if i do make a statement i can do both if i do make season there's a chance i can do both of them but then again the lyrium is the hardest one the lyrium is like it's it's much harder to get to that consistently because it's chance based we're doing mega satan because if i don't make a satan then i will have then i'll get the most marks total and i and i can also get the lyric from lucky so we're doing that we're doing hush uh lam hush ice sack and then um [ __ ] satan and then if we get the lyrium that's good if not then like we got still got a [ __ ] on the marks so it's fine show us the time 2 hours 22 minutes and we're still doing her shacks would be really cool with rock bottom though it would be really cool with rock bottom especially since we had the [ __ ] [ __ ] it someone need some [ __ ] i regret nothing nothing gobble [ __ ] damn okay two hour run man this so user row two this is where we use the bomb right we use the bomb here no i'll save it for the [ __ ] i'm gonna kill mother first and then i'm gonna use the bomb okay [ __ ] it i'm not taking any risks here kill up with this guy and use the [ __ ] bomb on the other guy now [ __ ] yeah oh my god oh my god okay pog almond milk oh i'm gonna crash the game i'm gonna catch the game if i get older milk now dude oh my god oh i have to choose [ __ ] that's my bad i had to choose i forgot we're a flamethrower now though holy [ __ ] [ __ ] bird oh my god holy [ __ ] death oh my cursor hold up cry about it [Music] it's all of lazarus yes yes yes and now we do the thing where we go to the cathedral and then we go to delirium okay get grown drink it no i don't care about it i don't do i do do i look like i need more items right now do i honestly look like i need more items at this point so we kill him now and then we're going to the next no [Music] given this guy basically one shots i holy [ __ ] [Music] i don't think it matters but i'm just gonna do it just in case the door is open that's good why not i got [ __ ] tech now too holy [ __ ] let's get monster slung on the other guy let's get some monsters gets monsters long on the other guy like it oops whatever let's kill this guy there we go so we did not get the the lyrium portal there now it's a question just do we get it here you know if we get it here that would be sick but yeah let's just hope we get it okay this is going to be over quick there we go now if we do get delirium that's going to be epic but yeah it's nowhere to really okay please please please please fingers crossed oh we got it dude oh [ __ ] i [ __ ] knew i made the right call i made the right [ __ ] call holy [ __ ] we're gonna get that certificate today today we're gonna get that [ __ ] let's go in it's [ __ ] drip satan hello let's get this guy's stronger now but if you pop a pill he gets like a million buffs which is epic anyways that's how you beat the game attended the lazarus i guess then yes there we go boys there we go we beat the game we beat every [ __ ] character in the game okay death certificate unlocked oh my god it took forever i'm so glad i'm so glad i'm never gonna play this character ever again in my entire life look at this i'm gonna [ __ ] this cinematic look at this flip death certificate and there it is every character done now we're just gonna do the challenges look look at this i'm gonna just oh my god [Music] that's good that's good finally congratulations beno and good riddance to that aids character good rinse good riddance true [Music] me you

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Published: Tue Aug 24 2021