The Crooked Penny Incident

25 chance oh i can't decide it's so tough [Music] this is a 12 gauge confetti round okay okay okay to trinkets potential potential nothing nothing good trinkets here we got 15 coins it might have to buy something like a converter for example we can only use one time what's this two space okay good euro and then to top it off we blast this guy and get more money all right bomb bill as soon as you shrink it yeah yeah that's right i guess three more damage it's pretty good did see a modifier for this or what probably has a modifier on top of it look i haven't done boss rush i should we should probably do that did i not do the tinted rock i think everything i forgot it okay game loves giving books apparently okay based speed up i'm gonna i'm gonna think carefully before i used to drink it another we do have a bomb we could reroll i guess like yeah sure anyways more dog food i'm say maybe go next yeah let's just be quick about this i'll go next i'll give a lookable lighter for that duplicate angle keys and re-roll them that's the plan i'm taking it i'm taking it right yep we have a big big plants in motion right now we're not really gonna if the angel like them is not good we're gonna just like leave it and get angel pieces and duplicate that and re-roll it and it's gonna work because good lord it worked like 50 times earlier that's so much health dude do you do me again chad did we do it again we need coins we'll do it again five ways to do this dude no you can take care of [Music] figure two months ago the bosses too i too like i should be able to like get two bombs from this right maybe not i can't bomb them one bomb please only only only only holy [ __ ] well i sure love to get a bomb right no bombs why is raining battle tower golems here in brazil because i sent them there okay one way taxi fake taxi getting kind of molested here that was not a nice attack was it there's too many my gods i made a culture oh my nose it just dude i swear to god this health containers dude [ __ ] off and give me a bomb for christ's sake i only came here for a bomb really that's all i came for show me some common [ __ ] decency give me a goddamn bomb man please oh my god oh there you are you [ __ ] dog i knew exactly where the room was last run last what i mean okay i guess i'll pick you up last [ __ ] oh big battery so oh okay so first first and foremost i don't care about this all over here so we're just gonna okay i would rather have a coin this is so [ __ ] dangerous dude one more one more yeah there it is i am telling you man it's it's always it's always there i could have rerolled them dude oh my sister okay well now you say we used up that look had no it would have been sharp items though you know it would have been shop items so anyways we don't want that [ __ ] we want duplicator angels and get a bunch of angel [ __ ] my damage is so sad right now though it's so sad i can just bomb the boss actually okay the p the penny is ready the p is ready excellent and it's ready boys now we got the penny and we're gonna go in there and get an angel deal because this guy's gonna die and we get more chance actually we have full oh [ __ ] i will just take bullets dude penny tears and leather i'm just saying penises letter do we do we agreed do we agree though do we agreed we're greeting we're good we're i'm gonna read the [ __ ] out of this let's get a style on this guy like that okay three two one [Music] next time next time next time big i'm gonna re-roll this this keys are gonna be duplicated i'm gonna get items for it i'll give a [ __ ] it's gonna work this time you're really [ __ ] [ __ ] there you are okay now watch i'm gonna charge this thing can i charge david hold up it's happening now now now [Music] hear me out hear me out one more one more just chat just just one more just okay i can't get one more i can't go more i can't but we can rear all these coins though check this out soy milk by the way now that how many troll bombs am i gonna [ __ ] get well i mean we made something out of it we can still we still have the crooked planet to gamble more bass based penny i don't think you can make bosses in there maybe this path i can do it i'm gonna deal no [ __ ] damage though but who cares yeah look at that just open seed i don't care if i yeah i'm gonna duplicate this [ __ ] in 99 coins to no ladder i should have just taken the [ __ ] ladder man dude why did she tell him to [ __ ] greed dogs a big fart okay ignored boss rush dude i could oh but i have to give it to penny though [ __ ] what if we duplicate the bomb and reroll the rest just like that and they would drill the bomb again we're going to get backpack boys once i want that damage up more bombs oh spider oh my god oh nine volt 4.5 volt what is that friendster liand battery okay okay okay okay now we're not gonna make boss rush i have to give it a penny i need any backpack man there needs to be a backpack in that [ __ ] so i can carry the bomb bandage excited to watch this on youtube that line of smiles this [ __ ] sucks well i'm gonna put this anywhere all right oh i could damage myself for money i have like three piggy banks based i should blow donald and duplicate all the money with pen i did big big big big big big bro oh we got health pack sure now we don't have it however i'm gonna use this now we got one coin big another coin sick surely one of this guy is not enough we're going to be i'm gonna divide this [ __ ] easy i'm gonna duplicate him and get a bunch of minions you're gonna give me the charge then right you kill the other [ __ ] too i guess i'll get this like in the mega second though this just in local maggot commits insurance fraud after evading taxes for millennia hit me yeah money if we get enough shots one more i'm doing it okay okay let's buy more i get the [ __ ] backpack let's get the [ __ ] backpack map backpack secret backpack [ __ ] hitler expensive now okay that's really spawn more things for me so that's good more harsh to give away i dropped double hearts too dude this is so sick look at this [ __ ] okay and now also we get the back the this here even better infinite money glitch working 20 22. we have infinite money and restock hey i'm glad i didn't already because now i'm printing money on the rock what's this again moving box i could move all of this [ __ ] i guess that's the last resort though it's a lesser sword we can still print more money here's some hearts man i'm getting nervous i need my hearts turret where is the backpack dude where's the backpack i swear to god man box panty on the bumper for next floor i could do that yeah i could do that we could box them we can box all of this right now and just go on explore and keep them both bam and now we can just keep going he's just giving me infinite money here breakfast suddenly youtube will run since biggest admins game is programmed by drunk rats yes this is good hear me out chad what if you put them down and we duplicate them then we have a boom then we have a bomb for mother and we have a bomb for hush we have both it's a 50 it's a 50 50. no no no no i'm gonna do that i'm gonna do that this is the floor boys i have like two hammers though but trust me this is that is fine but if we say if we find a restock machine in the secret room it all goes away didn't we have that wait didn't we have a restock machine [ __ ] me didn't i have that oh it wasn't greed it wasn't creed what was it going to do again hello which first is this spawn items right now 20 coins 20 coins let's pop that holy [ __ ] again okay options we get one charge just not enough okay well he's gonna print the mad amount of money we're gonna get the backpack we're gonna get the the loppy or some [ __ ] let's go to the shop oh bracelets there i could just buy that can't seem to get what i want here man i'm getting every other item right now uh mr meagan still items yeah he will he will not make them be able to restock though i was hoping for a health pill or some [ __ ] let's go back to the uh curse room door hopefully if we get a little bit lucky now we can reset and get more money come on some hearts man i'm unlucky right now i'm really unlucky slot machine hearts okay okay okay this is gonna take so [ __ ] long but i i'm doing i'm doing it good really good okay now we're further again and we have more money this is like this is like a pl i'm playing slots i should change category to slots right now because that's exactly i have a slot machine in my hand i'm just how insurance fraud works i mean i have to find that how big is the item built for shops actually like at some point i have to find the [ __ ] school bag right like it just has to appear by like process of elimination at some point it just has to be there no and habit too will be sick i'm going to rig this as hard as humanly [ __ ] possible okay nice nice we can buy this key here yes mother holy [ __ ] my disorder in this [ __ ] poop how many items oh good lord find the flop yeah we found the proper okay now we can do it now we can do it if we add the propia it's done now we can use one of the bombs and we're good i just gotta afford it now give my slot machine where's it there is coming here by diplo let's go back let's do okay so do we do this go here now show time for nine minutes so if we duplicate here moving box we have a batteries in the store to get more we got boss rush now this moon box as long as you get more mega now we're good [Music] good you got my mega with us you also want to get a crooked penny in here a magic skin also again you also want a wooden penny and get my machine yeah okay so now we take all these in the box boom okay of course we could angel we can't do whatever gives then we lose boss rush uh chester or dark room dark okay dark i'll get this still rigging i see even in boston i'm still drinking i never never stop never stop i don't think you're having a really good pitch in the pool though rangers nice because getting money in in the hosh room is going to be difficult because they do more damage there it's just like full heart per hit another wafer so yeah we can go we can call it today there 250 coins should be enough we also get money by killing [ __ ] oh [ __ ] no full health based also we if we get baggy we might actually get even more like we can get like they're making it probably get like runes and [ __ ] from our drops which would be cool and good lord if i see a room with a secret room with a restock machine i'm doing it eternally we get a r key we can we're gonna do every check mark on this character in one run and get every item in the game also it's like i'm playing tainted k and i'm getting so many [ __ ] coins i'm killing [ __ ] and i'm getting more coins than tinted kane i think this keeper i mean i like the blood we actually get angel holy [ __ ] dude what the [ __ ] is going to be in here i'm marcus no way i can charge this right no but i can bring it with me right dude this is stupid good he can't keep getting away with it he can't keep getting away with it chat watch this okay okay oh my god sure mine now okay first time so what we should do now is uh finish the boss use see if we get to the engine room and then after that pack it out mom omega pack it up again go hush and there's that damages dog [ __ ] though oh this in the queue [ __ ] it justice in the queue okay this is stupid right like am i i'm not even that strong i'm not even a strong but this is stupid right right now yeah 44 now oh my good [ __ ] jesus christ tears up to yourself i don't need tears up i'll bring a verb you can go infinite can i go infinite will verb oh wow i can what i have infinite pills now we can check this careful bibo if you do this much rigging [Music] unpack my mega [Music] it's golden even so we bring it with us wait what it picked up everything else does it stay open does it stay open if you break if you break it like this i have another bomb it goes away right yeah let's go double charges [ __ ] yes okay we got it charged we got it charged now we can use some mega again to open it again and then we should be good yes there we go okay okay let's get some cards done based two diamonds on echo chamber we did it keeper sack poke backpack there it is chaos we got a perfect boys bumps was there a dice shot in there oh [ __ ] spun a bunch of [ __ ] let me pop it we got a [ __ ] bumble you bastard this is the dumbest one ever is that a sacred heart for sale i don't know what the [ __ ] blew up but there it is i found it oh sorry too holy [ __ ] and soul of eden jesus give me that no no no [Music] okay i don't even know what i'm doing anymore dude that's okay we got one more we got one more of this oh chat you have arc yeah i will do this arcane stuff against that whatever just want to drink i can't even see what i'm doing anymore whatever let's go kill the boss let's kill the boss good lord almighty this is the run we're gonna get some check marks down boys we're gonna get some check marks done yeah i think we will a terrible item so we had we decided on shale right we have the do we have the shale picture or what i have so many [ __ ] items is that it is is this it we can also get delirium done don't risk i wouldn't risk him like i said we can do mega satan next next run right but if we do the lyrium now then we don't get to do the the paths the most optimal would be to do this now don't do mega satan and then r key and then do cathedral next round get another key hear me out chad i don't have liplopia in the item pool anymore i could crooked panda the orchid it [ __ ] me last time but now the stakes are so much higher man imagine if i go into this with two arcades dude imagine the double rk imagine the double rk big thinking happening clearly oh it's not ready is this can i charge it oh battery chat [Music] moment of truth oh we have car battery we have car battery 25 chance no oh i would have four r keys if i do it though if you pull this off i will give you the rest of my picks if i pull it off oh why did i get car battery i can't decide it's so tough [Music] oh my [ __ ] god it worked it worked it worked look at all this [ __ ] arkey arky i got two of them i got two of them box them i'll box them in the shop yeah good idea good call good call let's transport our keys how many are there one two three four five six seven eight there's way more than ten in here there's way more than ten i can't do it here so that's not actually a thing i gotta make pedestals here somehow by buying this for example oh [ __ ] me but i can re-release now and see what happens because now i have both my r keys 7 cost what is it use item okay here but i guess that's gonna be it and then we take another one here so now we have three r keys now we have three arcs boys three r keys is enough i don't mean i don't need more than that what a [ __ ] run man we got speed bombs too epic look at my bumps okay now we can now we can we can do the lyrium now we can do the lyrium now this is fine oh i forgot to reroll them anyways do we need more items though i don't know see yeah [Music] this is the dumbest one i've ever had i don't know wrong to the most stupid [ __ ] run ever there he is wow where are you okay are you you want to teleport from this do you think you can teleport from this you [ __ ] hey good luck okay that's one that's one check mark done first rk goes bossers and hush are done so now i can do everything else i don't even know anymore oh [ __ ] i want that longer than t last round yeah little really sensor sure do we get guppy now yeah we do oh hello more bumps bomb effect good i think yeah oh good lord yep nice okay wow dude what i really want now is a is a box what every gambler thinks will happen the moment they stop gambling if i can find a diplo i should look for a diplo and and like yeah we have a reverse stars to remove an item and it's going to be spawn four items we can purge for those and spawn more items i can i have the power to spawn so many [ __ ] items right now like because if i use the stars i spawned four items i use spurts to reroll them i spawn another four i perform every time i use it and sport four more items i can spawn four four four i can spawn twelve items and re-order them as many times as i want i think we can manage to get the diplopia and once we do i'll have all the r keys in the world oh hell yeah oh gosh the tower no i'm not gonna get blown up i'm not gonna get blown up absolutely not would this be a good room to uh to you do the thing spawn the items there's already two things here two already why not why not too small it didn't spawn more which is weird not just some placeholder card fortune i'll check that though [Music] perceptroid i don't really need that though hitting the globe here is a long shot but i got another oh i got bff slow [Music] knife oh [ __ ] oh that's a mint that's a beggar i miss a little chad i'll keep going i'll just keep going i think higher fat got it i'm gonna leave now because why the [ __ ] wouldn't i the lost part is done i'm now somewhat safe good hello worm just come up it's safer i promise now they lost a bit right now this is the item this is the one this is the one right now this is the one that i sure we can get a triple shot sure good lord also [ __ ] mighty this could be it i can spin it down to the proper i swear to god i can do it car battery yeah we're close we're close we're close we're close what do you mean echo chamber what do you want diplopia is right there i can almost see it on my screen right now why would i [ __ ] start hope that the coding on the wild card is right when i can just make myself some arcades dude why the [ __ ] would i do that i delete i took everything else away there was no one there no with the nickels but we're going to get it here soon look would it skip diplopia the id before placebo incubus stuns car battery that glass can and then oh it was one id off it was one id off i thought i had it on the right thing i didn't though what's the buy this one baby lost fly spider bombs casual tower or dead eye was actually one of them lost fly that's going to spin down into what i want it's going to take a lot of spin downs but i can get it fate okay good spike tears box of friends getting there i gotta be able to buy the [ __ ] thing too though how do i get that money would nikki list next next is diplopia we got it you got the floppy now okay somehow i managed to get dupe and now i have wrks i have wrks now wait no the bloopers after this edmond macmillan would like to know your location oh chat is he doing it is it duplicating his arkies your goddamn right your god i'm right i am oh i could orkey i could i could [ __ ] oh man i could have wild card with it i could have wild card of it i could have wild card and got even more i forgot what but i don't need that many i don't it would just be it would be a cool flex i didn't need it though okay anyways now we can go good [ __ ] lord this run crown give me that 140 damage i can one shot hush i can watch it every boss in the game now i just got to get to them now i just i'm just going to focus on getting into them i don't need anymore i'm not going to think about our case anymore i'm done the racer is so good you guys let me get that got a knife and this is just for judas i'm doing this for judas that's it i'm just doing it for [ __ ] like the easiest character i don't even know i'm doing it i don't know why i'm doing this [ __ ] but i'm doing it i just thought it would be funny it started off as like i'm just gonna greek because it's funny and it turned out like into the most insane [ __ ] dog [ __ ] ever most insane and all because my [ __ ] uh my crooked penny that i brought down so many floors so many [ __ ] floors i brought it down only because of that and it landed on the rk with a [ __ ] car battery like it's insane the amount of luck to even get that to even think about getting that actually unhinged look matt can i just like can i leave now well not further than this done now we have the key now we can just [ __ ] off right oh my god no i hope that would be nice though a good run good lord [Music] chat oh my god holy jesus christ oh tear bombs give me that how am i getting damaged and they have tear bombs left to holy hope holy [ __ ] make them homing actually uh now we're gonna explore beast ends run yeah so beast is also oh well i'll do beast over mega satan then [ __ ] forget okay i shouldn't even shoot this point oh no that's now it's going to have the key ready or the the knife knife is here okay good goodbye let's check it out blog food okay let's go in i don't think i can just walk through the game and it will just finish itself okay so basically we have another diploma here now i'm gonna flex now i'm just gonna flex here we go chad how many arcades could i possibly get i gotta make a youtube thumbnail somehow boys bear with me here basically guys go to an empty room now change item and pack diplopia wild card nice that's a pretty sight isn't it i can't even pack them all i can't i have 10 orkies i got 10 more keys in my bag boys i got 10 golden markers in my i'm bag [Music] uh so about that the don't get hit just don't get hit if i get hit the cursor tower is going to crash my game noted now we're good we're going to go it will not crash seek god remember when you said this run was dog and would not make youtube i almost ordered it i almost started it i almost started [ __ ] run dude ah all right stop it bumbo we got it okay good [Music] now we're just do we just go quick about this we just go think about this i walk into the room and they die to the gas so we don't have to do the old path ever again uh now let's look at this now so we want to do a cathedral we wanted the dark room mega satan probably will have to wait cathedral that's what we gotta do let's just rush with that ascension i'll do last i'll look at ethereal darkness and ascension that's what we're doing it's probably gonna be very fast so not getting the [ __ ] treat a little bit i'm not getting it forget about it the game has to spawn so many times things in when i when i go in that it actually just lags it's insane another game plays like a path of x yeah i guess i won't even mildly concerned about dying it's more about i don't want to crash the game but actually having to shoot moderates now so yeah do we still have the dark room thing are we doing cathedral first anyways bye oh no quick okay they didn't get to go off goodbye okay so now we are you know the key still here all right there i mean i guess it's not like super entertaining right now but i'm getting these check marks man i'm getting i've worked hard for this i just want to get my check marks cope cope cope hope hope anyway say goodbye to satan bush three two one go key used bosses yep up here remember when i can use my items without risking crushing everything good times now satan be nice please be nice oh no oh no i can't get hit i can't get hit if i can hit this over it's it's i can't get hit oh man why did they curse the tower what did they take tear bombs what's wrong with me yeah very weird it's stated loss too instead of you instantly your game crashes when you're done [Music] okay phase two goodbye oh we got it [Music] do now we can do a beast as well oh then go don't hit me please i beg okay we made it to mid to beast murder the beast let's go knock at it now we made it to that boy he just spawns dead hello dad goodbye hey redemption 1000 to stop okay i think i will hint taken 400 there we go we went from like no check marks and judas to having every single one we had heart and cathedral that's all we had in one run they got everything else i also agreed we also had and that was that was that was good that was good thank you for for watching i'm addicted to this game till next time boys have a good evening [Music] you

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Length: 36min 4sec (2164 seconds)

Published: Wed Jul 20 2022