The Departed, but only the Best Insults and One-Liners

oh you're a [ __ ] genius who forged your transcript [ __ ] and just [ __ ] you [ __ ] quiz fighting and getting [ __ ] for the first time in the history of fire or [ __ ] [ __ ] yourself I'm tired for [ __ ] your wife how's your mother good she's tired from [ __ ] my father God I better have a smoke right now you want to smoke you don't smoke dude right what do you want all those Fitness freaks huh go [ __ ] yourself it's a matter smart ass you don't know any [ __ ] Shakespeare maybe maybe not maybe [ __ ] yourself my theory on feds is they're like mushrooms feed them [ __ ] and keep them in the dark cranberry juice what do you get your period marriage is an important part of getting ahead lets people know you're not a homo so what the [ __ ] are we talking about here did you ever think about going back to school let's say you have no idea leave it at that okay no idea zip none good idea about what we do we would not be good at what we do would we we would be [ __ ] you calling us [ __ ] what are you drinking a cranberry juice what is itchy period yeah how do we do that Mr [ __ ] Genius who didn't even graduate from the Academy I knew some good to have some questions from time to time you know am I an [ __ ] holes my wife and money grubbing [ __ ] unbelievable who put the [ __ ] cameras in this place oh who the [ __ ] are you I'm the guy who does his job he must be the other guy just because you play a tough guy doesn't mean you are when you lace curtain Irish [ __ ] my mother called me Francis I know she did and your father called you the tumor you're a worker you rise fast like a 12 year old's dick can I talk to you for a second please I'm one priest since you seem to know everything the last I heard he was happily married to a 12 year old boy living on a beach in Thailand so after graduation I get a [ __ ] again it's great your mother must be a wonderful woman hey I forgot the password but if you want to come down the garage with me I'd be happy to give it to you it's crazy [ __ ] not Jimmy bags tea fan so look it was reaching face you're gonna give me [ __ ] huh you do know what a bookie does don't you I got a question how [ __ ] up are you hey you fellas come from Providence where we come from whatever in cannolis or something I'm the best friend you have on the face of this Earth and I'm gonna help you understand something you punk you know [ __ ] cop [ __ ] firefighters were a bunch of homos okay my people are out there they're like [ __ ] Indians you're not going to see them you're not going to hear about them except when Mia Captain Queen you will not ever know the identity of undercover people unfortunately this [ __ ] has more [ __ ] leaks than the Iraqi Navy

Channel: Cinema Crunch

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Id: 3xtIiWn9bLY

Length: 3min 7sec (187 seconds)

Published: Wed Feb 08 2023