The Daily Show - Baltimore on Fire

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THE LAWLESS, DESTRUCTIVE RIOTS SHAKING OUR NATION, OH, NO, THOSE ARE KENTUCKY FANS, I'M SORRY, AFTER LOSING, THE LAWLESS -- NO, I'M SORRY, THAT'S THE MICHIGAN FANS AFTER WINNING, NO I AM SORRY, THAT'S A PUMPKIN FESTIVAL GONE AWRY, COME ON, THOSE ARE KIDS JUST BLOWING OFF STEAM WITH GOOD-NATURED ARSON. THERE YOU GO! THAT'S THE WORRISOME, LET'S CALL IT URBAN VIOLENCE WE WERE LOOKING FOR. >> IT HAS BEEN A NIGHT OF CHAOS, VIOLENCE, LAWLESSNESS IN BALTIMORE OVER THE DEATH OF FREDDIE GRAY. >> RIGHT NOW THE NATIONAL GUARD IS ON THE SCENE TRYING TO RESTORE PEACE AND AS WE SAID ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS ARE CLOSED TODAY. >> Jon: BUT -- AH, -- (BLEEP). YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S PROBABLY THE ONE TIME EVEN KIDS DON'T EVEN WANT TO HEAR THE ANNOUNCEMENT SCHOOL IS CLOSED. HONEY, NO SCHOOL! YOU HAVE A RIOT DAY. JUST STAY IN YOUR PJS AND WATCH YOUR FAVORITE CARTOONS. BE PREEMPTED BY FOOTAGE OF OUR NEIGHBORHOOD IN FLAMES. YES, ONCE AGAIN THE COMBINATION OF AN ECONOMICALLY STRUGGLING INNER CITY, POLICE FORCE CHARGED WITH KEEPING ITS CITIZENS OUT OF EVERYONE ELSE'S VIEW HAS COMBUSTED, LIKE WATTS AND DETROIT IN THE SIXTIES, GEORGIA IN THE SEVENTIES, MIAMI IN THE EIGHTIES, L.A. AND ST. PETERSBERG IN THE NINETIES, THE CYCLICAL ERUPTIONS APPEAR LIKE TRAGEDY CICADAS. DEPRESSING IN THEIR SIMILARITY, PREDICTABILITY AND INTRACTABILITY, OR TO PUT THAT ANOTHER WAY -- >> HARD TO BELIEVE. THIS IS GOING ON IN A MAJOR AMERICAN CITY RIGHT NOW, THIS IS A SCENE THAT A LOT OF US NEVER ANTICIPATED SEEING IN A CITY LIKE BALTIMORE, HARD TO BELIEVE THIS IS GOING ON AS I KEEP SAYING IN A MAJOR AMERICAN CITY. I DON'T REMEMBER SEEING ANYTHING LIKE THIS IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IN A LONG TIME. >> Jon: ELVIS LEADING A HERD OF ORTHODOX JEWISH UNICORNS THROUGH A CITY STREET, THAT WOULD BE HARD TO BELIEVE. THIS (BLEEP), THIS (BLEEP) HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. FERGUSON WAS JUST A FEW MONTHS AGO AND YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT IT. >> IT IS HARD FOR ME TO BELIEVE THAT IN THIS DAY AND AGE, 2014, SO MANY YEARS AFTER DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING AND THE CIVIL RIGHTS MOVEMENT WE ARE SEEING NATIONAL GUARD TROOPS ON THE STREET TO PREVENT THIS KIND OF VIOLENCE IN THIS DAY AND AGE, IT'S SOMETHING I DIDN'T THINK WE WOULD BE SEEING AGAIN. >> Jon: I AM WORRIED ABOUT YOU. DO I NEED TO GET SANDLER TO GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND -- JUST RUN (BLEEP) BY YOU EVERY MORNING. WELL LOOK, BLITZER MAY HAVE BEEN TAKEN OFF GUARD BUT CERTAINLY THE MAYOR OF BALTIMORE WOULDN'T BE TAKEN OFF GUARD. >> I HAVE BEEN IN CONTACT WITH OUR GOVERNOR AND HE HAS AGREED, AND I HAVE REQUESTED AND HE HAS AGREED TO DEPLOY THE NATIONAL GUARD. >> WHEN THE MAYOR CALLED ME, WHICH QUITE FRANKLY WE WERE GLAD THAT SHE FINALLY DID, INSTANTLY WE SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER. >> Jon: OH, OH, OH. WELL, ISN'T THE GOVERNOR A LITTLE BIT PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE? I MEAN I WAS THERE ALL WEEKEND. BY THE PHONE, BUT FINE, IF SHE WANTS THE CITY TO BURN? WHO AM I, I'M JUST A SIMPLE GOVERNOR WITH EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY TO PROVIDE A STANDING ARMY OF RESERVISTS? BUT I GUESS CALLING THEM OUT WOULD NOT BE ON FLEEK AS THE YOUNG PEOPLE -- (LAUGHTER) YOU MOTHER (BLEEP), YOU SWORE THAT THAT'S A THING! YOU SWORE THAT ON FLEEK WAS A THING. THEY SWORE TO ME. I SAID, ON FLEEK? AND THEY SAID, NO, THAT'S A THING. I WAS LIKE -- I AM GOING TO (BLEEP) PUNT YOU MOTHER (BLEEP). I KNOW THAT'S A THING. I KNOW THAT'S A THING. SO TO THE MAYOR WAS A LITTLE LATE WITH HER EMERGENCY STATE DECLARING. WHEN SHOULD SHE HAVE DONE IT? >> THERE IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY AFTER A NIGHT OF VIOLENCE AND CHAOS. WAS BALTIMORE CAUGHT OFF GUARD? >> THAT CALL SHOULD HAVE CAME IN TWO OR THREE DAYS AGO. >> WHY WAS THIS NOT IN PLACE SATURDAY OR SUNDAY WHEN THE SITUATION BEGAN? >> Jon: WELL, SURE, NO, THEY COULD HAVE DECLARED A STATE OF EMERGENCY IN BALTIMORE ON SUNDAY, MAYBE SATURDAY, OR MAYBE SOMEWHERE IN THE 1970S. AND THIS SEEMS TO INDICATE THE ISSUE IN OUR CITY EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM. THERE APPEAR TO BE ONLY TWO POINTS ON THE SCALE, NORMAL AND ON FIRE. EVEN VOLCANOES HAVE A FOUR STEP WARNING SYSTEM. IT DOESN'T GO FROM CLEAR SKY TO, THE FLOOR IS LAVA! AND CLEARLY BALTIMORE WAS BELCHING SMOKE FAR BEFORE SATURDAY. >> BALTIMORE'S POVERTY RATE IS NEARLY DOUBLE THE NATIONAL AVERAGE. >> AGAIN, THE UNEMPLOYMENT RATE AMONG YOUNG AFRICAN-AMERICAN MEN HOVERS AROUND 30 PERCENT. >> HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION RATES FOR BLACK MALES ARE DEVASTATINGLY LOW. >> A LACK OF ACCESS TO LABOR MARKETS, HEALTH CARE, HOUSING. >> HAS CHRONIC SEVERE DRUG AND CRIME ISSUES. >> ONE OF THE HIGHEST VIOLENT CRIME RATES IN AMERICA. >> Jon: YOU KNOW YOUR CITY IS (BLEEP)ED UP WHEN IT IS LAST MOST SUCCESSFUL EMPLOYMENT PROGRAM WAS CASTING EXTRAS FOR A TELEVISION SHOW ABOUT HOW (BLEEP) UP YOUR CITY IS. AND WHEN GETTING ARRESTED -- AND WHEN GETTING ARRESTED IS ONE OF YOUR MORE RELIABLY LUCRATIVE OPTIONS. >> SINCE 2011, THE CITY OF BALTIMORE HAS PAID OUT CLOSE TO $6 MILLION IN COURT JUDGMENTS OR SETTLEMENTS TO VICTIMS OF POLICE ABUSE. >> Jon: THE POLICE BRUTALITY LOTTERY IS NOW $6 MILLION! ALL YOU NEED IS A BROKEN TAILLIGHT AND A DREAM. AND TO THE POLICE'S DEFENSE, HEY, IT'S (BLEEP) TRUE. THEY PAID OUT $6 MILLION. I DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP. AND BY THE WAY, TO THE POLICE'S DEFENSE, IT IS NOT REALLY THEIR JOB TO FIX THE WHOLE MESS. >> THIS HAS BEEN OUR RESPONSE TO COMMUNITIES ASKING FOR RESOURCES. LAW ENFORCEMENT HAS ESSENTIALLY BECOME A SURROGATE FOR JOBS, HEALTHCARE, EDUCATION AND ALL THE THINGS THESE COMMUNITIES NEED TO BE HEALTHY. >> Jon: IT IS NOT SUSTAINABLE. MAYBE A MORE NUANCED ALERT SYSTEM COULD ALLOW FOR MORE PRODUCTIVE INTERVENTION BEYOND, YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO DISPERSE. OR WE CAN AGREE TO KEEP IGNORING THE ROOTS OF HOW SYSTEMICALLY HISTORICALLY DISENFRANCHISED MANY AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITIES STILL ARE ONLY PAYING ATTENTION TO THEM WHEN WE FEAR THEIR FIERY BALL OF ANGER THREATENS TO ENTER OUR AIRSPACE. LIKE SOME KIND OF ALEX HALEY'S COMET, AND ONCE AGAIN, BREATHING A BLISSFUL SIGHT OF FORGETFUL RELIEF WHEN IT IS ANOTHER NEAR MISS.
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Channel: Comedy Central
Views: 2,192,967
Rating: 4.8974619 out of 5
Keywords: Jon Stewart, The Daily Show, Daily Show videos, the daily show, jon stewart, john stewart, comedy central politics, the daily show episodes, stand up comedy, comedians, comedy central comedians, comedy, funny, comedian, funny video, comedy videos, stand up videos, funny jokes, funny clips, hilarious videos, hilarious clips
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Length: 7min 33sec (453 seconds)
Published: Wed Apr 29 2015
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