The Complete Rockbusters (Compilation with Karl Pilkington, Ricky Gervais & Steve Merchant)

right this one um remember Blockbusters right this one this one is good and we'll do this one uh Rock Busters and remember our Bob almost used to give you a letter yeah and um it'd give you a question and the answer to that question is that letter yes right well it works like that so if I said to you um you know I'll test it out on you Steve right um all right welcome to the show on that hello um let's let's play right and I say right your first one is W um and the cryptic clue because it's done like crosswords um so not quite like Blockbusters wow um this young man prepared for his death and it's a w so the answer and it's not always going to be like our sort of Music can be any sort of music that's out there so the W is the name of of the answer I understand that but is the answer always the band name or is it it's always the band name is it or the artist yeah and and so with the w be the surname or would you have both the initials if it was someone's name would Elvis Presley be EP don't get annoyed now these are the questions that I knew would be us I know this he tested on me so you've got to tell them if it was Elvis I'd probably do uh Dewey no no no give him the answer give him the answer did you hear the clue no give me the clue again then so the the letter is a cryptic clue the clue is fine listen and the clue is this young man prepared for his death this young man prepared for his death yeah this young man prepared for his death and it's a w and it's his first name that's what he needs well see that's there yeah but I don't well shouldn't we have the initials wouldn't that make it easier he didn't do that on Blockbusters the gold ran off another three or four letters yeah well it was normally just one word it wouldn't have been a name or something all right then w w y [Music] let's just clarify a couple of rules here Carl let's just make sure we thought everything through because I'm pretty sure when they get these things on TV they at least have a go at them in the office first before they put them straight on there I'm sure that's how it works I'm sure Bobby always just didn't turn out the first day and he goes up we're all wingy it'll be fine with the students in let's have a go I'm sure they're gonna do the preparation so let's just check we've got everything every base coverage yeah firstly how many questions have they got I tell you all right let's do this off air then bad news is we have got enough call us to play Carl's game the good news is you don't have to pay any more adverts yeah in this show so uh if it doesn't work solid whatever you got on the line Carl some now let's just remind ourselves what's the game it's rock Busters okay now calm down Carl I know you're a bit stressed you've got a lot to do but don't worry you just had a holiday throw this desk out just throw let's throw it out and start again Rick don't get stressed go on in people if people wouldn't think it was us if this show wasn't you know half baked and ill-formed and generally shoddy because I have grown to love okay all right Sam hello is it sounding all right today it is it's just about all right cheers so we've got so we've got Tim as well aren't we all right all right you sound quite similar Lads could one of you affect an accent or something um which one's Tim yeah it's me okay which one Sam Sammy and they're not against the clock anyway are they so it doesn't really matter I suppose not so I think Steve just wanted a bit of variety yeah okay you understand the real Lads can you explain them to us right play it okay hang on wait wait wait let me let me explain because I mean life is too short now Carl's gonna read out um say three Clues yeah and um just just shout your own name and answer it or shout the answer shout your own name then the answer if you know and it's the worst who gets the most right okay is that all right yeah yeah so uh um here we go then okay then so shouldn't it be the first of three well yeah but then he hasn't got yeah right then here we go welcome to the show uh oh God right uh first initials s t right and the cryptic clue is better than the average homeless person okay sorry I I think is that a band yeah is it an old band yeah I think that's one word all right then s s it's an old 70s band uh better than the average homeless person Tim gone yeah well done 1.2 yeah well that's right by the way you don't know you don't understand why it's my suit is a Super [ __ ] uh better than the average 100 yeah yeah yeah correct yeah okay second one come on Sam you've got it that's actually quite good for Carl trust me Tim that's I mean take that take that as a good clue because yeah okay we won't do this again right the letter is f that's the next one we're moving on to and the cryptic clue is the little girl is hungry what shall we do ready yes one all feeder he's pulled out feed her feed her yeah so that's one each so this is the decide on it wait a minute on the phone well you said first to three so no it's not is it that's what I said just do the three Clues nougats the most okay well we can do that now so here we go I love this this is rubbish go on so there's is the last one the initials are a k right and the cryptic clue is exploding pet say shout your name if you know it last order to the bar please last orders at the bar exploding pets AK you're tuned to Xfm 104.9 Carl Perkins quiz rockbusters the format is still available the highest bidder please give us a call or you can email wiki.javez xfm.com UK is that a band or a singer it's I'll give you a bit more of a clue it's a pop band okay we wonder it's on the kitchen yes this is amazing radio so who was that the one that was Samuel so it's 2-1 to Sam so he wins what does he win Carl he wins some CDs and some videos no he's got and uh and uh obviously now Sam if you're ready take the spot you're gonna do the gold run away you go Carl I haven't gone anymore you're full right stay on the line we're giving both some presses Player record folks I just Rich I'm gonna shoot off this is the one we've all been looking forward to oh do you want to tease him with the prizes no not really because they might not bother phoning in oh that's not a phone or is it it's an email all right okay well a quick reminder then we got to the office I don't want people to think that we'll just keep plugging the office DVD we've got nothing else to give away no no one gives anything hanging around in Carl's little room did you get a guy from HMV just did you get a guy just nickels what's that story so we got the officer DVD obviously uh we got uh the remix xfm's remix album uh volume two that's that's what remixes of various Tunes quite a good little compilation album here one of those kind of the best Coldplay Travis Oasis blah blah blah blah albums in the world whatever and uh yeah exactly have a look on there nine Catatonia I just counted that but uh the big one the big star prize that you're all playing for is of course the DVD widescreen version of Children of the Corn Stephen King's horror film Leicester we forget it's got Peter Horton as the star so so look forward to that um are we we're going to give shadow away separately yeah yeah we'll give away the DJ Shadow tickets at a separately right for those DVDs and CDs um yeah the phone lines are lighting up a bit so I'll put the phone down get the computer started up yeah and it's ricky.javes at xfm.co.uk if you know the answers to lose right and the way it works we did it last week but if you didn't hear it I'll give you some initials and like a bit of a cryptic clue sound uh you work out who the band is or the artists all right it's always it's always a band or an artist it's not any TV programs in that so uh say like last week we had um uh we had s didn't we and it was uh better than the average homeless person and that was super Trump right so it's not always Xfm music it can be anything and there's three of them uh they've got to get all three of them you've got to get all three how long this intro so far yeah but but here we go then first initials l r l r l r okay right yeah and the cryptic clue is uh you should have thought it through you should have thought it out before you came in yeah you got it yeah um I'll take that book to the toilet with me I'll take that book to the toilet with me yeah yeah l r l r I'll take that book to the toilet with me and don't shout out if you know the answer because no idea Carl no idea all right okay so there's one right the second one f l f l this one's actually been emailed in as a suggestion okay uh that person who's done that don't email in because you're disqualified from the comp uh so I love him to be a teacher so it'll be great wouldn't it just to see it one day can't we do that can't we get you a placement somewhere to for you to teach history to sort of like you know 14 year olds I think science Rick science would be good yeah I'll tell you what you've got a lot of um just quickly for me Carl explain say um what can we get into explain that everyone learns the kid science uh photosynthesis and the cryptic clue blow the candles out before you eat the cake blow the candles out before you eat the cake yeah blow the candles out before you eat the cake the light is there f l all right we've got LR we got FL yeah and finally the third one NS hold on how many they gotta get three don't worry there's no more after this right NS how can I wash up in something shape like that all right that's one of mine so so very quickly recap just in case we've missed any oh LR is the first one l r I'll take that book to the toilet with me cryptic clue and uh we had FL blow the candles out before you eat the cake and the final one NS how can I wash up in something shaped like that if you think you know the bands you just email in ricky.javes xfm.com you win the DVDs the CDs and uh that's it he's great in it I could just walk into here and watch him all day do this whatever um so ricky.javez exam.com UK and we'll give the answers out just before you know we finish because okay then we'll keep them locked all right oh just briefly this is uh module uh 4A uh Natural History yeah just just briefly explain them uh evolution since no natural selection origin of the species dominant just briefly describe that's the monkey thing shouldn't answer time is it Carl yeah we did uh we did this like about an hour ago rockbusters Rock Busters Carl bilkington yeah I gave you some initials the initials sort of uh made up a band we had LR we had uh NS yeah right so LR the clue was I'll take that book to the toilet with me the answer Lou Reed Lou Reed good that's very good that's very good okay next one FL blow the candles out before you eat the cake yeah we just play them Flaming Lips there we are okay and the final one was NS how can I wash up in something shape like this yeah that was msync could be a bit NSYNC if you had a sink you wash you up in a sink yeah shaped like an N you'd be like oh I've got everything out so has anyone got that wow right well no there are right answers I have to say Carl you've done very well it was an enormous response I'm just going to click on one of these emails randomly I'm not even gonna look who we got here we've got Kath Turner is the winner Kath Turner gets those great uh DVDs including watching Children of the corns she's gonna phone a few friends and say I can't come out a meal exactly you're not you're not watching a two in the corner I go no no no no no and we've learned as well that there are about uh five other sequels to Children of the Corn so maybe we'll give those competition time Carl oh Carl's looking forward to this he's just getting all stressed about his half hour like it like oh go on come on it's just uh we should have done this a lot earlier it keeps them locked in if you haven't heard the game before I'll give you some initials bit of a cryptic clue and those initials and the cryptic clue makes up some band not might not be an Xfm band but it's a band or a pop group or an artist or something yeah uh It's Only Magical though what's the feature called rockbusters Rock Busters yeah really do you want to uh or do this on email I think we yield to because you don't like taking calls from the public do you well you can't work the machine no that's absolutely right it's not that it's just that that ever it's pretty fair for everyone because anyone who's got a computer you mean so it's open to anyone who's got you know a computer or laptop at their disposable at this precise moment anyway uh there's some cracking prizes Rick you would please know that oh we see once again that Carl has uh managed to collect together an arbitrary assortment of looking around the office I mean where did you get these from did you just did you I mean seriously where did you get them from because it's such an angry purchase I don't know what kind of a person would want these items right okay it's such an arbitrary selection I don't know what kind of person you'd be read them out what we got well uh there's a another Xfm comp which obviously you've obviously Nick from somewhere in the office yeah good compilation remix an album here which is a promo album with two pigs on the front I think it's the Smashing Pumpkins um this is didn't we give this one away last week this is just an arbitrary compilation album again one of those kind of is that the actual one you didn't send Carl no no we've got a couple I've got a job a lot of them surprise surprise the office oh on DVD um which is ludicrous oh I've seen it from here what film if it like listen listen uh dear dear Xfm list now it's off to you know it's a bit windy out you're probably gonna stay in this evening maybe a bit of shopping yeah and then uh in the stands even oh what film would you really want to no I mean seriously think if you could see one film right what would you want to see DVD yeah yeah it's great we'll put them at home as we see they'll be watching this tonight if they're a lucky winner it's the movie stigmata Stigmata with Patricia Arquette and Gabriel Byrne um so look forward that is brilliant look at Carl's face he's actually offended because he puts he's the only one that puts any work into this show and he's got competitions he's got educating Ricky Rock Buster he's got the song of the story he's got a song with a story to come that he's like traveling Oh going through him it's unbelievable oh yeah yeah so you're playing for uh that collection of arbitrary goodies plus the big prize this week Stigmata featuring Gabriel bird who I think um starts bleeding from their hands it's a horror film I think you'll have to be uh 18 or over it's not it's not terrible sure it's all right is it better than uh Children of the corner I haven't seen children in the corn go on then right so next week Teen Wolf too go on and Tony Banks's own solo album all right then so uh right to win those exclusive prizes you've got to email in ricky.jave at xfm.com at UK I saw a sellotape dispenser out in the uh there's a pair of gloves I don't know who's out but they're out there and I've been there for a week so no gloves there's a teletube dispenser uh and Tony Banks's solo album thank the statement yep okay go on all right first one initials J T initials GT what's the critical cryptic clue at the moment I'm in a river full of logs hold on yeah JT and what's the clue again at the moment I'm in a river full of Vlogs full of logs yeah okay so uh who could it be JT at the moment I'm in a river full of Vlogs come on there's three of them you gotta get letter is W yeah uh the clue that lad's got bad asthma that lad has got that one already I've got that one already yeah and finally the last one is the letter c yeah and uh the cryptic clue is Carl is one of these um mouse trap is that musical isn't it this isn't the Clue by the way it is called mouse trap isn't it there's nothing it's not a music sort of thing yeah that's fine um right here's a clue I saw that um can you stop me oh um you with the nine teddy bears there now shut up that's a show in it I think so Bob yeah okay here we go yeah yeah so the letter is C and the cryptic clue uh I saw that mouse trap the other night uh put the heating in the in the theater the heating the heating in the theater was knackered right ruined it well we've got that one already as well yeah I mean these are the first ones are hard but just a quick reminder JT was the first one at the moment I'm in a river uh full of logs full of logs yeah okay uh second one W that one's got bad asthma and the last one Let's uh C I saw that mouse trap the other night but the uh the heating in the theater was knackered and they ruined the whole thing okay and uh ricky.jave at xfm.com UK is the email address you can win I'm confused included full of logs I'm in a river full of logs well we'll do it in about 20 minutes yeah you've got to stay tuned for the answers no it's not the quickest so don't go rushing and sort of messing it up think about it they've got to be given away this is Rock Buster we've got uh obviously the Bitcoin Stigmata this week yeah I'm not going to give the price to uh to era I think it's iro Ira but she he or he uh emailed in uh the right answers and then said If you could enclose the receipt for Stigmata that would be much appreciated I'm Amazed by the number of responses we've had and someone wants a copy of Tony Banks's solo album which I was mucking around so I would be better buy that in the week to give it away because I think that would be amazing price to give away come on what the answers are right well the one that everyone was struggling with was the first one yeah I'll save that so we'll go to the second one W yeah that lad's got bad asthma yeah we know that it was Weezer yeah the last one uh C the clue was uh I saw that mousetrap the other day uh the heating was knackered in the restaurant yeah in the restaurant in the theater yeah and it ruined the night yeah it was a cold play wasn't it yeah and uh JT uh at the moment I mean I can't think of this one at the moment I'm in a river full of logs well I had to say there were some wrong answers uh what was it again it was just in Timberlake Justin Timberlake uh we had some wrong answers that included Jethro Tull and James Taylor I don't know how that was that's the first thing that cropped up not I'm in some water full of Vlogs at the moment uh yeah um it's water for the logs but he actually had to say River so not like that annoys me I mean I didn't get it fair enough I should have worked out I should have tried to think like you a lot of people obviously think like you which is which I'm you know worried about but yeah uh anyway right holsters yeah guys I give a cryptic clue yeah and and a letter and it makes up a band he never said the word cryptic a few months ago I love it no I mean I feel it's like I own it all Eliza Doolittle yes right even Richard will like this one um here we go then first one there's three of them got a new email in if this doesn't turn Dickie round nothing will this is an email only competition email only um right is the first one uh initial is B so it's a band starting with b okay and the cryptic clue is I don't like them Birds uh they shouldn't be allowed in this area I don't like them Birds they shouldn't be allowed in this area next one all right the next one uh it doesn't like women yeah he's got a couple of kids that's a bit weird that's the cryptic clue okay and the initials there are PD okay and uh the last one uh oh I've got that one that's terrible that's terrible okay quickly oh come on and the last one is uh right I can't do it it's making me laugh oh come on come on come on Blockbusters on TV do they no come on that bloke who does Sport on certainly he's got a little kid right uh initials DC yeah he's got a little kid initials BC okay is that a band um all right sandwich is it what is it is it so just quickly recap okay come on quick quick recap the first one is B I don't think them Birds should be around in this area right that's B right second one he doesn't like women yeah he's got a few kids it's a bit weird that's PD and the final one that bloke who does Sport on the Telly he's got a little kid all right DC right okay right and the the uh results of um got a winner for the first time we've got loads of winners no we haven't we've done this feature of three weeks this is this is the first time I've um I've managed to sort of what well guess goes with it the first one what's the last one the last one the clue was that bloke does uh the sport on the Telly and he's got a little kid what's that that's Destiny's Child there's who does ITV sport that's got a Chinese child right no that's fine a child the second one was uh it doesn't like women yeah he's got a couple of kids that's a bit weird yeah right that was PD that was Puff Daddy that is offensive God it's not Puff Daddy it's Puff Daddy and he's not even called that anymore he's called P Diddy wow okay fair enough but they got that one yeah yeah um and if so if I'm being tight these are as well yeah yeah um type means I mean something in Manchester go on right and the first the first one that they're having problems with I don't think them Birds should be allowed in this area what's the clue again I don't think them Birds should be allowed in this area that is perfect a boy Zone No Birds no women no women yeah Birds right a boyzone sorry Carl if that isn't the answer their clue is better than yours that is brilliant what was yours boyzone it works perfectly what's your answer then bungles I have no idea what that means like seagulls so you don't want them in this area so you're Banning them bangles oh well give it to boys then because boys owns better yeah can't beat them you have to use his logic there's works you can't do what am I thinking no that's not what I'm thinking it perfect it works perfectly I think you've got to give it to the ones that got the the Toy Zone well how about right because they didn't actually get into my my head how about we just keep back the David Attenborough and they can have I'll Chuck in the Hellraiser right prizes yes some rock Busters yeah it's uh one of the big exciting questions and this may be one of your last chances to play there's rumors that it's gonna get ditched Rick who said that Carl Wilkinson the Creator and Mastermind behind it has always grown tired of it apart from the way you heard them earlier on the very best of the stone roses from that we've said uh I want to be adored that's one of the prizes that's a nice little Christmas compilation secondhand now then really in the second hand yeah 50 years of the greatest hit singles I'll tell you there's some great stuff on here with Bohemian Rhapsody one of the biggest uh number ones of all time if you've not heard that enough already you've followed them by uh John Lennon's imagine candling the wind Elton John you've got uh one CD Stephen well for some of the best songs by some of the best artists uh Paul McCartney's mull of kintai oh that's on there uh we've got uh let me see that is pretty impressive though they are real big classic number ones as opposed to you know the the the song by the artist they didn't really care about you see those things on there this is not available in the shops and it's you know the second best song artists have done this as a result that we're giving away on Xfm in because it includes uh Robbie Williams Angels yeah Atomic kittens hole again and I think it closes well it almost closes with steps tragedy as the penultimate track it ends though any ideas big big hit single but do they know it's Christmas Band-Aid perfect for Europe sure we've also got the Groove Armada current album is that from there um yeah and signed by the man himself the big beach Boutique uh DVD Fatboy Slim's uh concert on that Brighton Beach and uh there's all kinds of treats on there uh I'll include say an audio commentary by Norman cook I don't know how that works three hours of him going this is whether you needle almost jumps I did a little bit of scratching I'm not very good at scratching I'm putting them put in a different track you see me there there's the crowd loving it excuse me I'm just wait this is where I put I go from uh I go from Conga Squad to basement Jax yeah look forward to that that's one of my own Papa you see there I've got Praise You Ready that's slightly Dusty I just had to wipe that down with a damp rag yeah plus uh I suppose this is good if you're a fan this is a box set of the first series of Linda Green I think a new series starts this week or has already started I'll tell you what I found while I was clearing up Rick because that's just not a big movie this week we normally give away a big movie and I was moving house this week and I found a video that you're more than welcome to if you're a fan now it stars Kurt Russell executive decision I got that to give away for interesting executive decision with Steven Seagal in a cameo as well I think he's on TV this week Rick so if you're missing this coming down you don't tape it this Friday well here it is bring it in because I think Carl's excited about that I think Carl would like to win that great prizes there how about if you come up with an extra Rock Busters today for the for like the bonus Prime I don't think I'm the man for the job call I think it has to come from your unique yeah Take On The World Carl you don't I don't think you've quite worked out why you're funny right and just a quick example uh the one of the first ones we did it was like AK and the clue was exploding Pat yeah and it was autonomic kitten right so you understand how it works now these are your Clues the first one um that Army has got some well nice trenches that Army has got some well nice trenches excellent and the initials there are DW do you like some of the questions for 15 to one God so that Army has got some similar freezing trenches okay okay the second one um what are the initials there come on d d w DW yeah right uh the second one the top of them curtains are all wrapped all the materials all worn to get him on telly because his little face and his his gestures being HV okay the top of those curtains are wrecked all the materials are all worn out right HV and the final one um I was in Texas the other week right I tripped and landed on my knees in a puddle for that one so I was in Texas I tripped up landed on my knees in a puddle so that's w h okay so the first clue was uh that Army has got some well nice trenches yeah that was DW who's that Dandy Warhols the top of them curtains are wrecked all the material is worn HV yeah it's a Holly Valance oh he got a phone call but I was saying that I've heard it and she went she was she was talking to her off air and she went what is that uh all right he said you know the thing around the top of the um curtain is a pound not a valance and he went is always making balances on everything I'll tell you about that next week right I'm looking forward to that right is this the one that farted for five minutes yeah the very same yeah right so we'll talk about that uh I was in Texas I tripped up I landed on my knees in a puddle wh yeah uh Whitney Houston right Whitney Houston yeah rockbusters and writing about absolutely um before you get the clues let me just remind you of the prizes you're playing for we've got the manix Street Preachers Greatest Hits on DVD we've got the film human traffic on DVD uh we've got the best air guitar album two uh on CD uh Groove armada's is this their current album yeah I guess it's not selling very well they're still trying to promote that you can have that as well if you're a fan of the Ford Fiesta TV ad of the Vodafone TV average you will love that you will love it you didn't think you liked Indy well you do exactly and that's got uh feeder and Travis and Daddy drumboy and all sorts on there plus my own copy 6.99 it cost me uh the Pelican Brief starring Julia Roberts and Denzel Washington if you've not seen that panned and scanned on VHS Pelican uh or a dealer day last turn its head upside down to eight give us the clues so rock Busters well let me just explain a bird a bird as a gullet and esophagus and a gullet is it all in one thing it hasn't got peristalsis which is the movement that we have that can make food uh so a bird has to can only rely on gravity yeah so it it has to have its head up and has to shake it can't eat you were gonna say that weren't your car yeah yeah so rock Busters um you mentioned it earlier one of last week's was it's a cryptic clue and then some initials I was in Texas I fell in a puddle on my knees knees got wet uh wh Whitney Houston yeah that's the sort of thing with use of the word knee twice there in the cryptic clue and in the finals yeah yeah which is wit it's so fine good so um there's three of them it's email only ricky.javesa xfm.com UK so load of stuff to win here to go all right the first one I'm writing these down go on um the fella has only got one badge left the fella has only got one badge left what are the initials that's just e just the oh just a the fella has only got one badge left this is either a solo artist or a band yeah um second one the unmarried lady is a friendly out with say that again the unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with the unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with yeah m d m d m d and finally I really I really really love that woman I love everything she does that's m m-hmm I really really love that woman I love everything she does and that's M all right now I've got that one right it's great it's rock Busters it's the results Carl give us the winning answers right Steve you search for a winner yeah slip into that so the first one was the fellas only got one badge left I have no idea the initial was e go on well they got the answer now yeah I think you should that was his last sticker yeah Elastica the band Elastica it doesn't work the word the word sticker and the BET and a badge are not interchangeable and it's not his last sticker it's Elastica yeah but like it's less thicker so someone's got it oh so so say a different word and it works also if the band is islastica then it works God if only Justin would have named it if she'd have just gone let's call it islastica then we'd have yeah second one um what was the Clue the unmarried lady is a friendly out with go on that's Miss dinner mate Miss Dynamite doesn't work yeah but it's been running for four weeks we've done we've done the obvious it doesn't work doesn't work Miss dinner again if she'd have called us out Miss dinner mate it would work she didn't see what what's happened is pop stars are letting you down by naming themselves incorrectly for your Clues those don't work they don't count on the last one I didn't really really love that woman I love everything she does that was them yeah that was Madonna yeah Madonna I'm gonna give you that that work yeah right um that's the end of that feature until you can get ones that work okay so you won't hear anymore that because it's rubbish you're running out already so rock Busters um wait you know it's a little clue some initials three different Clues you email in ricky.javes.xfm.com UK you can win the the load of stuff that we've got so um first one um here's the clue stop throwing that fruit about oh oh what's the initial that's c b c b c b stop throwing that fruit about yeah all right is Anders listening has he emailed us in here and there's not not any response from Anders I'll keep hooking my business stop listening he doesn't like the show he's gone off I've always gone off the show so uh the second one um that Scottish fella has made an error that Scottish fella has made an error yeah that's the thing that's m m right that Scottish fella has made an error okay and uh the last one uh guard you can make a right load of toast with them you can make a right load of toast with them yeah all right that's G G I was thinking it might be bread for a minute but no so uh so just very quickly stop throwing that through about CD I've got the last one right doesn't count well that Scottish fellow has made an error that's M and uh God you can make a right load of toast with M that's G email in Ricky um first one was stop throwing that fruit about stop throwing that fruit about the answer is B that was Chuck Berry okay yeah I'll give you that the one that you've worked out I'll do next the uh guard you make a load of toast with them actually gorillas gorillas though in it gorillas um and the middle one was that Scottish fellas made an error that was Mystique Mystique Mystique so did anyone get that extraordinarily almost all the people who emailed it because uh I was thinking mistake I was thinking muck error and muck mistake and the Mystique yeah so do you want to pick a winner we've got rock Busters okay so uh these are mine um number one you've been dunking that for too long that's lb oh God that's too easy always tease them don't I give them something to make them feel like they're gonna win something and then I hit him hard with a tricky one but it doesn't make sense yeah go on so the first one so that's the cryptic clue for a band or an artist their initials are lb and the cryptic clue you've been dunking that for too long yeah so that's the first one second one uh you won't be able to play that game in this Pub because the table ain't big enough huh could be an old artist could be a new one could be a Bama uh f d all right f d you won't be able to play that game in this Pub the table ain't big enough and the final one uh well I've had a rubbish day so I'm happy it's over all right yes that's the third cryptic clue the initials being G K right yeah well I've had a rubbish day so I'm happy it's over they're the three Clues all you gotta do is email in ricky.jave that's great that's devious which one last one all right that is genius that's the best one you've ever done right uh Ricky dot your face uh well I've had a rubbish day so I'm happy it's all over that was GK that's a great one that's Gladys Knight Gladys Knight glad it's nice and the one that uh you're both having a problem with uh you want me to play that game in this pug the table ain't big enough FD go on Fats Domino yeah What The Dominoes who played dominoes in a pub the the Domino's fat pub tables are quite small you won't be able to play that game in this Pub Fats Domino rubbish so do you want to pick a winner well you say it's rubbish but plenty of people got the right answer rubbish so yeah not after the last week no um right okay so if you haven't heard it before I'll give you some initials it worked you know it's like initials of an artist and a cryptic clue to the band is there's two easy ones one difficult one uh first one is um that'll never get off the ground right yeah that will never get off the ground yeah it will never get off the ground is the Clone not LZ the initials are LZ you are joking two easy ones right okay right and then you've got um that woman's got her husband's gloves and a pair of her own say it again that woman has got a pair of her husband's gloves and she's got a pair of her own that's H H right it's a bit of a difficult one and then the uh the last one you'll get a uh you'll get a right load of bacon off them right you'll get what a right load of bacon off them um that's l ow yeah so uh once again off of them you'll get you'll get a right load of bacon off them so first one that'll never get off the ground LZ uh that woman has got her husband's gloves and she's got a pair of her own that's HH brilliant and uh you'll get a right load of bacon off them that's Elle yeah we have yeah we've got uh the first clue miserable I'm a bit fed up today the weather's I knew when I was walking in today though but that video there's lots of there's lots of weather on that video so they can do everyone's this can go and see sort of the weather you were talking about uh the first one was that will never get off the ground uh LZ yeah the answer there was Led Zeppelin so easy um yeah but I said that so yeah there's always two easy ones and a difficult one the third one was you'll get a load of bacon off them that was l uh long pigs yeah and then the second one was uh that woman's got her husband's gloves and a pair of her own yeah HH yeah yeah that was irman zomix laughs [Music] that is that is genius so many people who are worthy of the um uh I know it's heat magazine sort of put a bit of a spanner in the works why because they were saying oh maybe it'll be a Christmas edition of rock Busters and had already sorted them out I wouldn't worry Carl well what I've done I've cleverly tweaked them to an open Christmas Eve so the Christmas bet in it has got nothing to do with with it whatsoever but I just thought so you mean the clues have a Christmas element but it's a bad thing to do with the answer yeah there's nothing to do with the answer right so what you just ask the normal ones and I'll ring a bell I'll shake some Bells speech all right so the first one um there's a load of letters uh there asking for advice put them on Claire's desk oh and uh have a good Christmas [Laughter] asking for advice put them on Claire's desk oh and have a good Christmas right bear in mind people that the Christmas element may not be relevant to me it's got nothing to do with it I don't wanna okay and the initial letter is f right that's F all right all right the second one uh ask your mum if you should after you've wrapped the presents all right ask your mom if you should ask your mom if you should after you've wrapped the presents that's um that's s all right all right okay and the last one um a couple of people were arguing in the supermarket at the fruit and veg counter but it's busy in there because it's Christmas [Laughter] oh God so they're the they're the three or just uh recap yeah I have no idea I can't even I don't know what to start thinking well all right there's a load of letters there asking for advice put them on Claire's desk good Christmas uh second one ask your mom if you should thank you s and the last one a couple of people were arguing arguing in the supermarket at the fruit and veg counter but it's busy in there because it's because it's Christmas that's a b so they're the three things right here's the last clues of the year you had uh there's a load of letters there asking for advice put them on Claire's desk that was for Foreigner Foreigner she took advice she gave people advice so that's a Foreigner Foreigner um second one ask your mom if you should that was s that was Shalamar Shalamar all right no bizarrely what was the clue there ask your mom if you should but we got a lot of people saying Smashing Pumpkins that's the answer to that I don't know who's saying that today mum Smashing Pumpkins Merry Christmas mum thank you very much that's great for me for Christmas and the last one um lovely plums Victorious oh God come on then a couple of people were arguing in the supermarket at the fruit and veg that was B that was banana drama they were like drama no wait wait wait wait what group is banana drama what group is banana drama you're a fool you're a [ __ ] when you say that but you accuse her you accuse color that you're also accusing lots of delicious including the winner Nicola Rogers uh of London and she wins those great prizes and she got them so can we finish her now yeah what do you mean what do you mean can we finish there now let's just play the ads and go rockbusters uh first one of the year um do you want to explain it Okay so we've got some new businesses you never know chance to win some stuff um I'll give you like a cryptic clue and some initials and it sort of makes up a band so an easy one that we did at the start was uh an exploding pet AK Atomic Kitten yeah that's how it works so there's three of them um it's email only you emailing ricky.js xfm.com UK and uh you win all that stuff Steve was talking about right first one uh 42 pound for a torch be powerful a torch that's a bit pricey uh that's d that's D yeah so just give it down so 42 pound for a torch that's a bit pricey in it a little bit yeah digging up his growth uh the second one um it'll fit some chocolate to your feet say that again Hill fit some chocolate to your feet is that he will fit some chocolate to your feet heel yeah yeah yeah heel fit some chocolate to your feet and the initial there is a that's a yeah and uh the third and final one uh do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me do you think uh you think your kid will get that strawberry for me that's WP right now I'd better warn people um you really gotta get into the mindset of car here these are not real cryptic Clues these are not cryptic clues that you do in the garden or the the Times crossword um there's usually something wrong with them uh it is usually um what's the word um completely change the word in order to make it fit yes often um so just be careful don't be surprised exactly okay um do you want to give us them again very quickly all right uh first one 42 quid for a torch that's that's a big pricing it all right that's a d uh second one it'll fit some chocolate to your feet I can't think of anything I can't think okay and uh do you think uh do you think your kid will get that strawberry for me WP right so ricky.javez xfm.com then the first one uh 42 pounds for a torch that's a bit pricey that was D that was deer light wait I thought delight and I thought it doesn't work do you like it doesn't work second one there's no one wait wait wait dear lie it doesn't work it's daylight Carl it doesn't work yeah but if we're going to continue with this feature you've got to tweak him a bit right people have got it we've had loads of emails more than ever so I mean let them decide if they don't like it they won't email in but they'd like they're loving it they've all come from the same institution oh my God it'll fit some chocolate to your feet that was a that was Aerosmith Aerosmith you've heard of a blacksmith But A Smith it's just a Workman doesn't mess up no you can't have anything you have a locksmith A Smith doesn't just mean it does shoes right do you think Aero cobbler would have worked unfortunately there isn't a band called Arrow I didn't get ready with a winner um do you think your kid will uh get that strawberry for me that's Wilson Pickett [Laughter] it's a structured show it's a new Leaf this show in the New Year it's going to be structured set pieces um hitting our marks do not mean there'll be time checks uh uh weather checks hold out um if you if you're driving careful on that so do the price check for traffic like if it's bad yeah yeah yeah okay well again an arbitrary selection of uh what are those politicians doing was that Xfm news yeah right what have we got so we've got uh for those that are a fan of the movie Donnie Darko which a lot of people Rave about this year that's a weird teenage movie then uh there's a sort of uh sweatshirt there it's actually quite nice it's not bad at all it's uh it's medium so if you if you're a bit of a bloke too don't bother to apply unless you've got a friend already um uh We've also got here um a Graham Norton video certificate 18. so please don't throw it up unless or sorry don't email in unless you're above the age of 18. yeah um and that's I think the best of his TV show yeah look forward to that it's a big stiff video that in it it's a big stiff [ __ ] of a video thank you very much I mean yeah you meant The Brood yeah um there's also a fairly mediocre British wartime Thriller Enigma um which a lot of people it was hyped for a while but it's actually interminable I've seen it um the uh first series here of the kumars at number 42 on DVD and I think that's award-winning so that's available as well we've got two CDs by the look of it we've got uh pulp's Greatest Hits which I don't think sold very well and so presumably they are giving that away and Johnny Cash's um current uh album uh American for the Man Comes Around there's some good cover versions there again another big cell a big sale we're really pushing this yeah it's quite kooky Johnny Cash here does covers of things including Personal Jesus all right by Depeche Mode we've got Bridge Over Troubled Water his version of that Desperado and anyway it's not bad that's probably the best treat in that Bunch right I'm assuming there's some questions there Carla yeah right here we go if you're a new listener the way it works I'll give you a cryptic clue and some initials and it sort of makes up a band um makes more sense when you hear it I reckon wow not really although people do get it I just worry about the um there's normally two easy ones and a difficult one sure there we go uh number one don't argue with him he ain't going to change his mind don't argue with him he ain't gonna change his mind yeah that's a a a that's yeah so that's the first one he's not gonna change his mind um what do you mean um yeah I'm just thinking about what the answer is don't worry they'll get it yeah don't worry um yeah well you can't remember it you came up with it there's only three now I know it's weird in it no it's not weird it's incompetent second one anyway I hope you get this um this is a shambles go on he always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else hey and you don't know I'm sure it'll come to me once to see it on email if what do you mean once they get it you'll agree with them I'll know if it's the one I had down as the answer this is brilliant imagine Jeremy Paxman doing that yeah University is that right all right so uh that's a good one give us that one again um he always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else P but you're confused I don't understand how you can be confused yeah the third one uh I'll have to put that woman in the oven and that's a b all right quickly give us them again right so the first one don't argue with him he ain't gonna change his mind that's a a um he always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else that's p and um I'll have to put that woman in the oven a b all right so the answers to this week's rockbusters yeah yeah I'm gonna give the clues again in the answers yeah uh the first one was um don't argue with him he ain't going to change his mind the initials there were a a that's adamant adamant yeah all right uh second one he always gets what he wants and doesn't worry about anyone else uh that was p uh that was Pixies picks his Pixies it kind of works yeah and the uh third one all right I'll let you have that one I'll have to uh I'll have to put that woman in an oven that was a b that was Anita Baker Baker it's good and need to break her yeah I'll let you have all three today okay right do the clues quickly tell them there'd be a rollover so we have to do three new ones I don't write the answers down in case Ricky looks over the thing and sees the answer why would I cheat I'd rather you do something right with your life right well the clues were I've got three other jumpers like this one yeah it was ft yeah they got like four tops yeah that's all right good well done that bunch of people can't make up their minds if they'd want to sit in the Sun or not that was C they were getting that that was charlatans charlatan right a bunch of them Charlie tunes right what's Charlie no no let's like shall I go out shall we Sharla Charlotte hands they got it right whatever went wrong with this one uh the dragon fella he had to have some aspirin why um it's my fault you know I'm not cutting there's no point passing the book or anything um I said FD a lot of people were saying uh Fred Durst like four edits which is a good thing yeah which would have been as good as any of yours but I made an error so we'll roll it over no no no no no no what is the answer Jamaican fellow what add some aspirin why do that what's the what's the thing FP FP it was free the pain Freda Payne free the pain free the pain free the pain it's awful oh yeah you've got to write these down next week you're the producer I know I know but I've had a busy week that isn't an excuse our excuse is we don't we have we don't care yeah and then make a mistake yeah it's I mean it's better not to try than try your hardest and be rubbish do you see the point we've got we don't care but you've got standards yeah and you're not meeting people think of that you're not even reaching your standards god let's do that I'll never the best volume two and of course for all our fans Doctor Who the Aztecs that's on DVD and that's uh one of the William partners that's the worst impression I've ever heard oh right three three uh cryptic stuff oh come on right yeah um clues some of which may be wrong yeah and uh don't take the letters literally yeah yeah like gone and some initials and it makes up of a makes up a band so um here we go then uh there's three of them you email in ricky.javes xfm.co.uk yeah right here we go uh number one uh the weather stinks doesn't it yeah second one um look Grant just get on the boat and help us out all right give us that again look Gran just get on the boat and help us out look man just got on the boat and help us out what's the initial R again R again yeah and then the third one uh if you're gonna do that with your drink and let it settle for a bit before you open it c k CK so quickly all the way through then number one uh the weather stinks doesn't it plus r uh look Gran just get on the boat and help us out will you that's r as well and then the last one if you're gonna do that to your drink I'd let it settle for a bit before you open it c k ricky.javez xfm.co.uk brilliant all right first one uh the weather stinks doesn't it yeah that was R which was rainbow rainbow like like rain is the weather and it smells like bow bow body odor so it's Bo it's Bo and that's B well well yeah but you've got a place it's not pronounced bow and it's not spout though um who calls it bow everyone knows it's Bo um well you don't care you don't care that doesn't work well we got it so again as long as one person got it in it one person got it of all the emails one person got it um second one uh look grun just get on the boat will you and help us out go on that was our that was a Ronan Ronin right Ronan he's Ronin Ronan he's Ronan Ronan Keaton but he's learning okay no it's not anymore he's gone on his own he's known as Ronan no he's not he's not it's Ryan Keaton he's always been of his running King all right um so that doesn't work either third one next uh if you're gonna do that to your drink Athletics settle for a little bit before you open it that was CK right shake a can if you're gonna shake you can still works oh it's Checker have you got this tracker it's checker it's Chaka Khan shake a cone no Chaka Khan what you got Chuck account might have worked to throw a cat who got all three right then well well because basically what happened was just emailed in three guesses and the guesses that were right came from Mandy Thompson well this is what I'm thinking right because we can if you're not happy with rock Busters if we add a little bit to it and they love the bit I've added then we can slowly fade out without knowing that's it do two of you rock Busters and and one of these right now the prizes yeah there's a CD here it's uh tracks that were sampled by uh various artists including Jay-Z Happy Mondays and so on it's the original versions that one looks like a fun I love you let me see it's a number of love songs you've got a blue featuring Elton John on there yeah Chicago Nat King Cole yeah great so I'm sure yeah retro dance master so that's another CD dance tracks obviously on there oh it's still knocking about the best air guitar volume two sure rubbish uh this is quite good though it's Paul whitehouse's uh TV show happiness that's the first series on DVD uh We've also got Cinema polycost the Lost Prince you can have that in your collection probably never watch it but it might look like you're a slightly classy and RT and subtitles the best one hit wonders album in the world ever you've got stuff on there like Nina 99 Red Balloons and M's pop music so not that bad a selection actually this week he's cut out some of the chef yeah okay so right here we go rockbusters rock Busters first one and we'll do two of these and I'll tell you something in a minute all right uh first one um the Australian picks two blokes what the Australian picks two blokes the Australian picks two blokes the initial yeah the initial e right and the second one that Builders I've got that already it's annoying that Builder is a bit cute he's a bit cute yeah all right and that's b t b t that build is a bit cute yeah and the Australian picks two blocks e and then what I'm going to do now is play some sound effects that make up a song and you've got to guess what the song is there we go here we go there you go so what songs are sort of an extra FM that's great so I should just be careful the first two are uh band names or artist names but that's the title of the track that we want there yeah that's right it's so confusing no one's ever going to figure this out they will though they will all right um first one was um the Australian picks two blokes uh the initial was e the answer there Eminem all right the second one um that Builder is a bit cute the initials there were BT that was Bonnie Tyler [Laughter] and then we introduced a new bit to the show um that song sounds alright these were the effects you heard and uh that was Prodigy Smack My [ __ ] Up who are you punching me and could I just say no animal was harmed in the taping of that I'm not a champion of rockbusters as you know but I think it's overstayed it's welcome but I think Carl's just giving the fans what they want here okay it's a popular thing in it got some good prizes the pressure behind it let me tell you what the prizes are it's a dance music compilation cream trance anthems 2003 I'm gonna play a lot of Trance well I put that on quite a lot herself uh there's the uh original motion picture soundtrack to the forthcoming film adaptation when you've seen the film I'm sure that will mean more to you it's a good movie yeah Nicolas and a twin brother and uh it's written by a historical Spike John joined the uh What uh no no they're not joined in here or at the face and uh We've also got the best one hit wonders album in the world ever what we've got on there we've got things like the crazy world of Arthur Brown brilliant 1999 Red Balloons the rembrand if it kicks off with Nina sure that's followed up by I'll be there for you the thing from Friends by the Rembrandts yeah and of course Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue something brilliant deep blue something is that the worst neighbor I think it possibly is no Sixpence and then the richest look in the drawer oh Deary mate what is that the only thing probably worth having is a um I mean it's topical if nothing else Carl a seven inch by The White Stripes Merry Christmas from the White Stripes that was their um exclusive Christmas single so yeah that's early in it we'll get that it is a lot of people got away 11 months before that's released or is it last Christmas exactly and I have never heard of this DVD I like to think of myself as being fairly familiar with TV and films but I have never heard of Stephen King's rose red welcome to the place evil calls home and uh it's on DVD it's certificate 12 so don't imagine anything too shocking and it looks uh appalling is Rose Red Mansion truly haunted to find out professors okay we've got the gist of it they're not very good prizes they're cobbled together but if you've got nothing better to do call in if you know the answers to these Clues it's rock Busters email only Carl don't interrupt me I'm just xfm.co.uk email only I can't stress that enough we just don't want to speak to you people like all right so I give some initials out and a cryptic clue and it makes up the answer on that well sometimes it does yeah there's two of them there's a new aspects which I'll explain about in a minute so the first one is uh cryptic clue is well if you would have been wearing an a helmet it would have been all right and the initial there is B right so well if you would have been wearing an helmet it would have been all right B right uh band or an artist second one uh why are them Jamaican fellas swinging fish around the red okay all right initials fills me with d s d s y and I'm Jamaican men swinging fish around the red all right and the final bit to rock Busters uh it's a new bit last week I played you this look at his face goes along with it that's uh that's someone beating up a dog that was Smack My [ __ ] Up right so here's some sound effects on that and they make up a song effects that's terrifying right I told you not to play that one it's rubbish know when I get that well we'll see I heard that I can't always it's rubbish now I'm gonna get it no it's not the one you think it is ah right so um email in ricky.javesa xfm.com I'm a little bit confused let me I I'm here I've heard what you're saying we've discussed this in the past I don't know what's happening what's that is that a clue that's a cryptic clue that's that um screaming to a song is that it was screaming well don't say it so it should stand up by itself don't give them any clue hang on a sec so this is the name of a song it's not a band or an artist so the first two uh bands are artists and the the last one is the name of the song right do do I should do the questions and the answers and if if if I think that it's either too hard or ungettable because it's stupid we're bidding it right I thought we'd already been I'm annoyed right come on dude do it quickly uh the first one was well if you would have been wearing an helmet it would have been all right well what's the answer that was B what's the answer Buff's dead no people have given up Rick people aren't even bothering to contribute right what's the next one they've just ignored it like it never happened um why are them Jamaican men swinging fish around the red God that was DS yeah uh 70s band the trout spinners the Detroit Spinners have become the Detroit Spinners yeah okay um brilliant and then the final bit I play you some effects oh what's happened there what was happening no no no what's the answer that was uh Born Slippy the woman was having a baby the doctor tried to grab it it fell onto the floor that's in your head Carl that's just a load of screens that's in your head oh but uh do you know what I haven't even got onto one slippy I'm still on big trout Spinners let's put a song that's it I don't know what to say Carl go for it this is Rock Busters the last ever Rock Busters right yeah it's a uh accidents special one today um I've done it before in the past she's an accent so yeah uh three cryptic Clues initials email then you can win uh do the email address don't take it down and start going right ricky.2 thanks xfm.co.uk right yeah right first one uh the northern lad remembers he had to tell his mum's daughter something oh tearing me the northern lad remembers he had to tell his mum's daughter something that's oh the initial o there think of a band yeah yeah yeah okay that's easy go on next um second one the person from Birmingham got a C in their degree right the person from Birmingham got a C in their degree the the initial there is T you don't get a b or c with your degree well and the final one the Cockney fella isn't happy everything's going wrong that's DH the initials are DH so very quickly the northern lab remembers he had to tell his mum's daughter something oh they're not going to get the second one oh uh second one the person from Birmingham got a senior degree initial T and the last one the Cockney fella isn't happy everything's going wrong d h email in ricky.javes xfm.com UK and win some stuff is it important that they bear in mind the accents does the well the accident help them yeah yeah well of course it will not necessarily course yeah so yeah so has anyone got any white Carl what we'll have to do as well we've got any prizes to give away anyway because he gave him away am I coming through now let's see just hang on a minute well this isn't radio you can't just sit here looking at a computer screen going hold on hold on that isn't radio right well I have to be the one who got the closest right okay well we've got the closest what are the answers give us them again the northern lad remembers he had to tell his mates his mum's daughter sometimes I'm so glad this is the last one ever this is the last I promise it's the last rockbuster ever the northern lad remembers the undertale his mum's daughter something that was oh yeah I know that what was it Isis oh Isis yeah so that was another one that works that works though go on what's the next one this is what this one worries me go on the person from Birmingham got a C in their degree no idea that was T go on Toto 2-2 is as well made it up see two two I I love it I love Toto Toto did anyone get that oh yeah yeah come on last one uh the Cockney fella isn't happy everything is going wrong going back in time I bet the initials DH going back in time a bit yeah that for the for the song it's not a song I talked to near that first time around uh Cockney fella isn't happy everything's going wrong the initials were DH that was Dan Hill Dan Hill all right Daniel nobody got that one that's that's a tricky one but Steve do you want to pick someone who got a couple I mean I imagine downhill was on everyone's lip I mean I'm sorry I think I know about music but I don't know who Dan Hill is Sometimes When We Touch yeah they are honestly it's too much awful ballad from about 1973 right and no one would get downhill did anyone get downhill well I don't know Steve's you are just I'm not gonna check I can't be bothered I just want to celebrate that it's over I'm just pleased that we're finished Marcus has emailed um he says no to rock Busters he hasn't heard it but it sounds rubbish believe me you you couldn't be more right well does the office sound good as a title all right uh this is someone else don't bring back Rock Busters please can we have more holy fruit you're not pronouncing it right I know I know I was just a bit edgy there at least holy [ __ ] a little Chinese fan that looks so funny holy [ __ ] the little funny Chinese fella no okay all right well otherwise Carl other than those few negative ones most people want to see The Return of rock Busters what's this one here oh I have no idea uh The Yardbirds a new album from The Yardbirds hmm uh on VHS uh Coogan's run the uh the show where different characters make an appearance each week including I think Pauline and Paul calf good stuff who the hell wants this Meg loss a Tom Baker Doctor Who Edition and the only decent thing really in the collection other than Coogan's run is the X list the uh double CD featuring lots of current Indie favorites so um not bad not bad little selection no car yeah well if you are new you haven't heard it before I sort of give a cryptic clue and then some initials I'd say it wasn't it isn't cryptic it's it's like what am I thinking that might or might not be the initials that I'm gonna say that's all you gotta think really but go on do you want to remind them of any spring to mind just to as a uh exploding pet was Atomic Kitten doesn't really work um I fell down in a puddle in Texas I've got my legs wet uh now down in the puddle I've got my legs where uh wet knee Houston doesn't work either well the Houston Whitney Houston a Jamaican uh uh swinging a fish round uh D12 Spinners doesn't work in the slightest doesn't work in the sliders of how they work so there's three of them you email in um so here we go and uh number one the gingerbread man has only got one leg right the gingerbread man has only got one leg got the initials there LLB lb right okay second one uh these people from the East Midlands wear a lot all right these people from the East Midlands swear a lot these people from the East Midlands swear a lot the initials TTD all right and uh the third one have a holiday in Italy so you've done three then TB is the initials on that one so quickly again the first one gingerbread man I've got that one as well I've got that one I got two these people from the East Midlands swear a lot TTD and uh third one other holiday in Italy TB email in with what the song's on you win that stuff ricky.javesa xfm.com it's the artist isn't it yeah yeah oh yeah like he said that yeah wow Blockbusters the results you've had a few weird answers or proper answers I hear so either I'm wrong all people do think like you I've got two of them what are the clues again all right uh first one was uh the gingerbread man has only got one like I got that that was lb Limp Biscuit right yeah the third one I think you worked out yeah I have a holiday in Italy cheering breaks TV turn breaks yeah this is the one I can't get if this is if there's a reason why I can't get this we're not doing what can I give the answer to this one uh yeah what's the Clue the clue uh these people from the East Midlands swear a lot yeah ttb ttb the answer yeah go on give the clue again these people from the East Midlands swear a lot Tourette's Trent Darby right you're never doing what was it again Tourette's Trent Derby right you're not doing it you never do it you've blown it you see you sneak that one in you I yeah but I always like to sort of give two that you know a fairly easy and then you sort of work out the length from the boys then don't you yeah I mean if I'd have done a character called Tourette's boy friend of the Little China man and it went ding dong oh look it's Tourette's boyfriend uh holy [ __ ] [ __ ] holy [ __ ] you'd have been annoyed do you know what I mean oh who's your mate Duets boy holy [ __ ] you'd have been annoyed wouldn't you is that a character from Lenny Henry's show I can't remember it's Christmas yeah one of them Carl what are you thinking mate all right Rock Busters that's what I'm thinking do it straight to it go on then who's the winner I've got to do the clues again right the first one was uh The Hitchhiker needs a lift putting something bigger than a car yeah Snappy go on VH yeah right that was Van Halen Van Halen hey little van because we write something bigger than a car that's the it's the first one yeah that's all the tenances are mixed up everything it's just second one don't be selfish uh and some other out teammates that was C that was Cher all right it's all right yep and the third one uh the Scottish fellas can't get into their emails the initials there KL they uh Kenny Loggins right right that's the last time we do Blockbusters that is the last time we do it no no it is coming up in it Carl we uh we'll stay at home now get it get it going no this this I thought we weren't doing this anymore I know I don't know what happened I don't know I mean oh but I mean I mean we're shooting off in a couple of weeks so yeah what difference does it make well that's all now you've mentioned it it's a good time right uh three Clips cryptic Clues like the one you just heard there uh first one crap did it go like that is practical word first one my younger brother spotted you the other day right that's the cryptic clue my younger brother spot you the other day the initials Js JS for the band second one uh that champagne belongs to the boxers kid it's still that champagne belongs to the boxers kid the initials are am and the third one uh the vibrators and the initial b what the vibrators and the initial is B so the first one the younger brother spotted you the other day I know that one that's ridiculous JS the phone's going second one that champagne belongs to the boxes kid A.M and the third one the vibrators the initial b so email in and you win if we can say the prizes later okay well I'll tell this is terrible I mean we didn't even say the prizes we weren't going to do this the phones go in look at the phones well we're struggling here we're struggling Steve you say that but wait a minute the answers for rockbusters are coming up right now oh my god what have we done we've done take my shoes off for money take my shoes off for money we've done that we've done um oh look at these funny postcard breasts and we've done we didn't win a Sony um coming up remember the features um got nothing have we come on sometimes it's good come on Carl save us you've got to save us we've done for those answers and are we doing them now yeah right uh first one my younger brother spot you the other day the initials there JS that was junior senior good look at that second one that champagne belongs to the boxer's kid that was am that was Alison's Moyet Allison's Moyet Allison Moyet sorry just give us the clue again that champagne belongs to the boxes kid so Muhammad Ali's son yeah all right and this song is brilliant and then third one always an easy one in there for everyone's looking set part uh the vibrators the initials B that's Buzz Cox you can't say Cox that's why you can't say Cox I've got a winner right Rock Busters what we got for us Carl all right um there we go then three Clues Clues couple of initials email in ricky.javato xfm.com UK win some stuff do you want to go through this stuff yeah you get them you're definitely improving yourself as weeks go on we've got um a c a free CD set of the best of inspiral carpets how they've Strang that over three CDs I have no idea yeah I know extraordinary a number of other CDs all of which are okay plus um a T-shirt and a copy of Marion Jeff series one on DVD not bad at all in an Xfm band well he's noticed X-Men 2 isn't there because it's not out yet but it is at the cinema so I think Heidi should go with what's his name shut up okay right go on Carl right the clothes are clue one um that's uh oh they're having problems this is what we're doing now I'll tell you what I think foxy was really soft on us I think oh go on this is what we're shooting for okay so this is going on again come on this is like who wants your millionaires come on Carl don't worry about him he doesn't he doesn't understand radio Carl this show before we had as he was doing it it sounded just like Dr Fox yeah clue one uh there there have been problems the uh they haven't got any rice I'd say like it's written down right say it like it's like you're reading it as opposed to making up as you go along I know you are but say it again because all the M's and R's people to think are integral they're they're having problems do it again they're having problems they haven't got any rice left a cryptic clue every word let's see what's the initial CC uh second one the Geordie fella doesn't know what he's been charged for w u oh Geordie fella doesn't know what he's being charged for right and the final one um if they had two bricks and they had to throw them at two women right then say it I had two bricks oh it knows if I had before well with it because I'm in the past right go work out what you're gonna say and say hey okay just can't okay okay I have two bricks to throw at two women and I didn't eat either of them okay the initials mm right so quickly again they've run out of rice they've got problems on the runs CC right the second one Geordie Fowler doesn't know what he's being charged for right BW and they had two bricks to throw out two women didn't it any of them right that's mm Blockbusters in sorry oh what a giveaway oh no embarrassing I've given it away straight into monkey news yeah robusters what the clues the clues were uh the first one was uh they're they're running out of rice so they've got problems that was CC that was China crisis all right okay yeah if they ran out of rice in China it would be a crisis fair enough second one the uh the Geordie fella doesn't know what he's being charged for right that was Bill Wyman brilliant yeah brilliant and the uh third one our two bricks to throw out two women and I didn't hit either of them that was Mr Mister mister I let him up those are all right though that's extraordinary Blockbusters please do you want to um look at the prizes I'll have a look at the prices see what people uh can win it's an email only competition please remember that all right we've got the uh later with Jules Holland uh louder DVD there's stuff on there from The Cardigans Rollins is on there Mercury rev Sonic Youth the datsun's Queens the Stone Age they're all great bands but I think they need a boogie woogie piano at the top of everything they do well hopefully Jules Holland would have okay good good good good because there was something missing there on most of those Tunes yeah current album from gold frat that's there as well we've got this on DVD the life of mammals the complete series of that's a couple of uh we've got the inspiral carpets again a three CD set of the best of the inspiral carpets I don't know how they've strung it over three seasons and the best one hit wonders in the world ever [Music] couple of initials and uh and you sort that out right uh first one what's Dr Fox on about that we don't we don't sound like proper presenters it's mad go on Carl all right the first one uh a customer wanted some paint to darken up a room shop assistant you want to do right customer wanted some paint to darken up a room the shop assistant knew what to do the initials are c b right CB CB for the first one there right uh second one it'd be all right if uh if their ads weren't that big come on are they good it would be all right if their ads weren't that big and that's a SF SF yeah and the last one I know that I know that one yeah go on and the last one uh so now I've got another perfume out and oh right Chanel I've got another perfume out and oh you email in Ricky drves xfm.com those prizes can be yours yeah just checking some of the answers Rick and it sounds an awful lot of people have got it right go on then tell us them again then remind us of them before you give us the answers all right Rock Busters number one was like this it was a question by the way until you start getting some credible ones because it because that's what it is ridiculous it's not true it seems Seems mad but no but it's really internet again so anyone anyone can go online download that story it's insubstantial it's get ones get ones from journals or where the source is quoted okay oh or we're not interested or we're not we're well you don't okay so same with on thin ice we've pulled this once we've pulled Rock but we suspended it once and you came back again so it's do you know what I mean so go on then right so rockbusters uh rockbusters number one was about a customer who wanted some paint wanted to darken up a room the shop assistant knew what to do what did she do the initials was CB seller black right celibacon see I thought Cilla Black because it's CB and I thought well it can't be because it's not seller it's not sell her black no no cryptic doesn't mean it's wrong uh girl I got it and they all got it anyway so it's a bit weird isn't it uh second one it would be all right if the Reds weren't that big all right right the initials are SF well one of my favorite bands yeah yeah the the smaller faces isn't it small faces well no that doesn't make sense okay come on uh and the final one uh Chanel I've got another perfume out all right I'll just say we've had an email for one of our uh listeners who said if this turns out to be New Order he's never listening to Xfm again what's the clue again Chanel I've got another perfume out new odor right well that's another list Lego what do you mean there's not a group called new Oda no it's cryptic no it's not that that's mean cryptic wrong doesn't mean cryptic it's like saying what animal I thinking of frog it that doesn't mean cryptic sell her black what artist is that Small Faces works just about if I say what animal I was thinking of well so it does work play a record right play a record so who's a winner ah yes now I'm going to give it to um uh someone who emailed in with the correct answer and his name is Steve Martin really and I've given you I don't know if you've noticed over the last few weeks I've been given the prize to people with just a cookie element to them you know sending their name in like um Barry bump fry well don't worry because I can spot if it's a fake comedy name what was that last one we laughed at Gerald something yeah it was it was like Gerald Smithers uh Preston why is that a funny name Gary Preston a great guy but very interesting we laughed at that he got my attention so this week Steve Martin's caught my attention right brilliant is there a jingle for rockbusters no can you come along quickly oh rockbusters brilliant all right well the prizes this week there's not many I have to say Carl's not Source many but what he's got are actually uh good quality well I'm trying to incident in him that it's you know quality not quantity absolutely as opposed to like 15 copies of you know Fools and Horses Christmas special with a giveaway three-wheeler car and uh Primal screams Greatest Hits on 11 CDs yeah not final screaming spiral cars that was it yeah yeah anyway yeah we've got um this new KISS FM hip-hop Classics compilation it's got some really good stuff on there uh new stuff and the likes of uh you know Outcast and the Wu-Tang but small Classics from public and I mean of course LL Cool J's Mama Said Knock You Out there's one it's worth having a loan from that track yeah yeah um I think this is this is four CDs no two CDs um the best air guitar album in the world volumes one and two in a special box set you've got all sorts on there is May Ryan Adams is on the random but also excellent stuff Beastie Boys Clash we got the Kinks so that's good Abigail's power see the um the DVD theme Alice instead but I know you're quite a fan of that aren't you really yeah it's good it's good she's um for many years ago if you've not seen it it's uh it's good uh this uh later with Jules Holland DVD it's got uh live performances from PJ Harvey The Cardigans Rollins is he is playing Boogie Woogie over their tracks I would hope so okay okay and also is this the new albums from the Thrills uh yeah it's the album yeah yeah so that's a little a little well exclusive wow that's the sort of things that Carl can come up with if pushed it's all about the game though it's all about the game the prizes are just for fun it's all about the playing the game let's see what Carl's come up with this week this is his last chance if I ever hear anything like new odor again that's the end let's have the jingle again all right oh rockbusters all right I think I haven't heard it before cryptic Clues uh that make up a band and some initials to help you on your way as well so uh well you never get it without but go on first one uh that fella like sucking on iron all right that feather likes sucking on iron yeah the initial uh m right okay that fella likes sucking on iron right that's the first one second one uh the Jamaican fellow spots a boat oh God say that again the Jamaican fellow spots about spots a boat yeah the Jamaican fella spots a boat yeah sorry yeah all right initial air D D D D D all right and uh the last one uh do you want to gamma tug of war well it's up to you you own it all right interesting I've just got number two right uh oh God right good one do you want a game of tug of war well it's up to you you own it and what's the initial e all of them again quickly right so the first one that fella like sucking on iron that's M second one Jamaican fella spots about right that's a d and the last one do you want a gamer Tugger oh wow it's up to you you know you own it all right it's a whole story Xfm with the answers to rock Busters the the biggest quiz on radio probably do you wanna remind no no you mean the crappist quiz already yeah all right um first one was uh that fella like sucking on iron yeah right the uh the initial was M what was the band it was metal liquor all right no wait wait I've never heard of a band Metal liquor Metallica you're using metal liquor I don't understand yeah metal like a Metallica what let's say it again say again and try and make Metallica sound like metal liquor [Laughter] Metallica Metallica metal liquor ah is he having a fit again make Metallica sound like metal liquor Metallica meta liquor okay next one uh second one the uh Jamaican fella spots a boat that was easy that was D that was debage uh you got that make it sound like the band debage make it sound like a Jamaican fella saying spot in a boat right so you got that one and uh the last one gamer tug of war well it's up to you you own it right that was e that was your rope no Europe right who did The Final Countdown yeah so that's what we've let that go that's the three answers for this week he's the winner Steve it's probably something like oh Rock Busters it would be very soon I work out but I mean yeah let's go without it for now and then we're already next week excellent uh the prices once again sourced by Carl Pilkington I think it's been in the prize bag before Carl but I could see it back the best air guitar album in the world ever do they keep sending it back is that it comes through the window tied to a brick actually there's a lot of good stuff on there there's uh The Kinks is there not flat not for I believe in anywhere to be seen definitely collaps I would have thought per a deep purple we got quo Skynyrd Mac uh snake is there Straits excellent and yeah there's all sorts on there obviously yeah um this is always an odd choice but fair enough this is the current album by The Yardbirds their first studio album in 35 years so uh the new music station Xfm giving away that exercise new music in in some ways um a Smash Hits compilation we got stuff on there it's uh it's curious to kill the cat it's all the uh the old favorites plus two DVDs uh Colombo what Colombo uh it's got a couple of classic Colombo episodes there suitable for framing one of the best um TV programs of all time you can almost tell immediately who the villains are suitable for framing I'm assuming that's some kind of art dealer yeah an artist candidate for Crime presumably some kind of um presidential political candidate um yeah no that'd be good I'm sure clumber I mean stab woman that was my favorite episode that stab lady wife I mean to be fair I'm not sure why who would buy a Colombo DVD like you can't find it on TV now because someone could maybe uh email in is there an episode of Colombo on the now anywhere they've got cable or digital I think it will oh certainly but it is great and the other DVD here is Cruise of the Gods which was the um the one-off TV kind of film comedy film that was on at Christmas featuring Rob ryden's uh it's good uh yeah there's a few gifts there no no not bad not bad right now we get to the uh to the real deal okay this is what everyone Tunes in for this is monkey news I think not not the music um go on well there we go then yeah see uh cryptic Clues went out and just working a quick tick but he's here it's uh yeah emailing all right what's the email address don't say that I know it or care I think yeah so the first one uh it's got American coins all down his spine all right he's got American coins all down his spine what what band is that what artist is it in with what and I know I've got it already right that's rubbish too easy yeah one second one Jeremy Beadle uh it's got arthritis right Jeremy Beadle has got arthritis yeah that's the second clue the uh initials there slf all right slf Jeremy Beadles uh got a little bit of arthritis and uh a third one foxy Shipman and a country western singer on a Merry-Go-Round s d right it's a foxy shipment and some country western singer having to go on a Merry-Go-Round the initial S D right so emailing Ricky got you very soon I'm genuinely intrigued with that one I'm not the fact there's a certain whiff of controversy about it because shipment is mentioned oh yeah oh a little bit edgy there so uh that's that's the three it's for your neck of the woods any as well Shipman yeah yeah I think your mom's mum used to use him okay let's play record right okay so rockbusters answers got to get them out of the way a bit earlier right so there they are first one uh he's got American coins all the way down his spine yeah why would that be initial was then Nickelback Nickelback I got all these I got all these this week all right uh second one Jeremy Beadle has got arthritis what's going on there stiff little fingers slf stiff little fingers yeah and the third one foxy Shipman and uh no and a country and western singer you said now what's the initial SD yeah so Spin Doctors yeah I got that but and then I said to you why is it a country and western singer and you said Dr Hook why is it doctor why does that give to anyone the clue Dr Hook a country and western singer it's just what what was in my mind well there we are there you go so it was changed this to rockbusters or what am I thinking you could have had dry what's in my mind you could have had and the medics all right let's think it through who's the winner the winner very lucky Sandra Cassidy of Leon C she gets all those great prices you know we've actually had people emailing and saying this is the worst rockbusters ever because it was too easy it was boring don't shoot the messenger oh other people saying um it really has run its course some people genuinely agree oh God this must hurt mate stinging attacks on you um some people just slagging you off generally saying oh man you winch all the time looks like Steve was right when he um sort of like poo-poo's your ideas so when he uh someone else emailed in and said don't bother sending me the prizes take them to a charity shop or Pawn them give me the money I'd rather have it so I don't know what to say Carl I just wonder if it really has run its course now all right well we'll see what you come up with next week let's see what you do let's see what you come in with sure oh yeah five to one I'm guessing you'll be popping in with another hip-hop track yeah I won't bring into you I'll do it myself anyway rockbusters Carl yeah should we get the ball rolling let me just find the uh the gifts here the little treats we got the album from the coral you know what I think about that we've got uh insane feeder well it's just novelty record isn't it yeah um we've got uh on DVD more great comedy moments favorite clips from the best of contemporary BBC comedy we got Partridge on the front there we've got one of the guys from Red Dwarf and uh good stuff on there smash hits the reunion more great 80s Tunes catch a goo Goos on there uh plus some stuff too shy yeah yeah yeah yeah let me see if you can guess which one's got Tiffany uh well yeah I know it the only one I don't know yeah um melon Kim uh respectable Human League that'd be oh wow what would it do would they have got don't you want me of course yeah yeah uh-huh last take on me yeah yeah well done um Madness baggage houses of course uh Kim Wilde kids in America yeah so there's just all those trees if you if you like a song from an 80s band it's probably on there yeah okay but we've also got on the VHS uh Graham Norton some kind of best of compilation from his TV show so uh there are the um hold on is it is it the one where he talks to sort of female gay icons and go and look to the internet because that's my favorite one um right there you go let's do rockbusters email only of course yeah yeah uh you email in ricky.jave sex fm.co.uk if you know the answer right first one a bit of a cryptic clue if you haven't heard it before uh what is Carl thinking if you go into France by Bow I'd get your [ __ ] on there because it's a lot cheaper bonus sorry we're out of time I it's sorry your minutes up You've Won nothing I was reading that question out [Laughter] let's do it again I want it to be exactly the same word perfect I bet you it will change all over the place okay okay fingers on the buzzers um you've only got 10 seconds to win the uh the gold one okay first up yeah I'll tell you what no seriously if you think they're going to France well don't you know because go on the ferry get the [ __ ] there because it's cheaper go on all right so that one again uh if you want to buy some folks you're going over to France on the boat get them on there because you'll save a few quick b f b f b f okay okay all right the second one um this little uh foreign Cafe is growing its own steak this little foreign Cafe is growing its own steak yeah this little foreign Cafe is growing its own steak gone B all right all right okay and the last one uh hang on he's the best the Jamaican fella might screaming this on the uh on the Titanic what the Jamaican fellow might have might have screamed this on the Titanic yeah what's it start with it's a c d that one should they confirm scream this on the Titanic Ricky dot chevase at xfm.com so we'll get rockbusters out of the way if we go yeah it worries me that we've had very few entries I think that even your mental fans aren't getting these which is really wearing they must be terrible Clues this week all right well uh has anyone got them right Steve I think there's just one guy yeah who I suspect has won in the past well so what right the first one uh if you go out of France by boat uh you might as well buy [ __ ] when you're on that because you'll get them a lot cheaper brilliant right yeah um BF yeah buy it Ferry right that's right what Bion Ferry what I am sorry what's that is that a band what what is it I don't know what it is Brian Ferry Brian Ferry what's that got to do with buying on a ferry though because he's quite close to it I'm sorry what I am Buy on ferry sorry uh what what's your first language uh the second one that's rubbish that doesn't count Brian Ferry put Brian very Bion Perry um does this little foreign coffee um it's growing its own steak um that's that's delimitary uh the third one what what sorry what what what is that what is that delimitry Delhi is a little foreign Cafe yeah a meat Tree in that meat Street a meat tree what were the initials for that just just D for that just D for that so not d a so you didn't even give him a chance to get the group they got it they they didn't right it's the end we're going right go on Delhi meat tree deli meat tree one word M's in It Go on okay say Bayern Bayan I love buying Ferry deli meat tree yeah I don't see why necessarily uh Aiden who uh emailed in why he doesn't get to win because he emailed in dire Stakes seems to be just as valid as far as I can tell but delimitri it is um and the last one uh if there was a Jamaican fella on the Titanic I'm looking forward to this is it with a little bit of fear Jamaican fellow if he was on the Titanic he probably would have screamed this yeah uh that's Christ diberg stunning so who's who's the winner I'm not going to give it to anyone what's the Jamaican bit gotta do with it it's the D just Grace debug say it again no I think the voice what do I say again Christ the Berg and who's that what who's that who's what who's Christ de Berg christaberg because he just he just treated you with nothing but contempt Steve Martin uh emailed in again he got the first two and then the last one he just emailed I know the know nor care about this answer I'm tempted to give him you know what you've done that don't you go on you've put the name in the coffin and fair Rock Busters I warned you I warned you for three weeks and you sort of bucked your ideas up for a little while but Christ did those are the worst you've ever done at the worst of them deli meat tree so and didn't just put D and then Bayern Bayern Ferry bind bind but I I don't buy anything so and rockbusters Steve if you've got a better competition then we'll do yours that's fine do you know what I mean if that's what you want to do we'll do what what did you want to do no I was wondering whether we should perhaps not do a quiz at all rather than do that piece of rubbish might be better to have nothing might be better just to have Simons during that part of the show than have Rock Busters if I give you the clues and that and if you think they sound rubbish we're not doing it well I know that I guarantee they're gonna say in rubbish all right let's make it the last rockbusters then this is the last rock well it depends this is it okay this is if it's good you're getting free it's all about this okay okay go on then let's do rock Busters REM track excellent so it's an interactive show okay we've got the best summer holiday album ever what we've got on there it's like Elvis versus junkie XL that's brilliant uh Holly Valance is on there yeah Laz ketchup it's all the stuff that the Xfm listener and he's craving contribute to the Ramones album we've got uh Red Hot Chili Peppers are on there Metallica uh street legal from Bob Dylan that's nice brilliant did you just buy that in the four for 20 pounds from HMV deal fair enough um what's a good album the talons of Wang Chiang a doctor who classic and uh there's something for uh for the Xbox Eight Mile on DVD I thought that was nice that film that was that the last bit was funny it was because it's a good film anyway listen Rock Busters oh come on let's get it done um really yeah come on in right so cryptic Clues and initials you work it out it's abandoned and stuff yeah right the first one Bob holness uh the first clue um the doctor said part of the thought and the leg was no good so he took him off and he threw him away the doctor said part of the foot and the leg was no good so you took them off and threw them away second one Scottish monster has got a bit of a tan right the Scottish monster has got a bit of a tan okay that's uh that's TD right and uh the last one uh well the uh the 60s singer had a heart attack whilst he was having it away we won't be seeing him again right and that's f n m f n m another 60 singers at our attack he was having it away we won't be seeing him again email in Ricky dots your face excellent remember this is to save rockbusters if people don't get this right it's no more so you better if you want this to feature this day you better get the clues results really because this is um a very important result is whether uh they uh stay in the Premiership or are relegated this is the playoffs for Carl okay you need three points you need three points to stay up Carl go on right the uh been a lot of right answers in that okay that's that's in your favor you know okay uh the first clue was uh the doctor said part of the foot and the leg was no good so he took them off he threw him away yeah the initials TB yeah right gone toe knee Bennett all right that's Tony Dennett Tony Bennett Tony Bennett yeah okay it's a warning that's a yellow card that is a yellow card but if you could still get the points right uh because his name's not Bennett Tony brilliant Tony perfect a pun toe knee his name's Tony perfect Bennett no his name's Bennett see because it is is in London this week as well so I don't know if it's sold out oh man are you on drugs or have you did I actually crack your head did I actually give you some brain damage because you're worse than usual now it's like go on all right the second one uh that's Scottish fella we've got to speed this show I've just gotta make sure it's right we don't want to look stupid that's Scottish monster has got a bit of a tan I don't think we can look stupid with materials TD that Scottish Monster's got a bit of a town the answer there the darkness I'll give you that right well done and the last one goal goal uh the 60s singer we had our attack the other way whilst uh having it away you won't be seeing him again the initials F and M that's Faith No More Adam Faith right no no it doesn't count why not Adam Faith No More no more so so what is the clue is the clue Adam Faith or is it Faith No More face to suppose just Faith No More so we got that that's that safe for next week what is the winner what'd you make of it you've got the deciding vote come on I mean you know I mean it works very well but he's mixed up what cryptic isn't that because it start because the the fella I mean Adam faith did actually die having it away didn't he yeah so it's all about him it's all right all the facts are right anyway okay I think he's got a reprieve I think I'll give it to him I think I've got to give it to him see but I think I have he's he actually pulled that out the bad that one there's no there's no Jamaican feathers not seeing icebergs or you know Whitney Houston The Closer he came to is Bennett Bennett and I've got I'll give him let him off that I've got to be a fair referee well fair enough let's not waste any time with robbers just give me really let's whip through it just do the clothes quickly quick go rock Busters right go right the first clue yeah hurry up faster all the police cars are on fire all the police cars are on fire what's the initials BS BS all the police cars are on fire good what's the next one the director of 28 Days Later he's shouting about sleeping outside yeah okay what's the uh the initials for that BB right okay okay yeah right go on he wants to be a sailor why is that yeah well and what's the initials there hey brilliant okay give him again quickly because I didn't quite catch the second one so but go from the top all the police cars are on fire yeah yes yes yeah the director of 28 Days Later is shouting about sleeping outside yeah okay DV yeah right he wants to be a sailor why is that yeah b b okay then brilliant so have we got a recap on rockbusters has anyone got the right answers uh I've has anyone got the right answers let me just check here here's one from uh from someone who just says uh he's given an answer uh answer to number one I number two don't number three care right okay is he close has anyone got three answers I can't find one with three answers so again you've done something wrong Carl no no this isn't radio this isn't radio play a record there you go someone's got it give it to them fine okay give us a Clues again we'll give the answers straight away yeah no funny yeah pointless number one yeah all the police cars are on fire yes BS yeah what was that I can think of something go on blazing Squad uh the director of 28 Days Later is shouting about sleeping outside yeah that's Dan yell bed in field right now we're never in filled right we're never let him do this again I told you I washed my hands of it I know but because he was grumpy but this is what happens look what's happened Danielle Bedingfield that's what's that's the that's that's what happened the director of so so Danny boy so Dan right all that for Dan about shouting about being Dan yell bed in the field right what's the last one he wants to be a sailor why is that yeah Beyonce what does that mean be on C wants to be on the scene play record you're never doing it again you just signed your deathbone you're never doing rockbusters again as a special treat a return sort of like a summer special an end of term well a gift to the fans Carl is bringing about Blockbusters no do you want to explain it uh rockbusters is basically Blockbusters completely ripped off done with music um that may or may not be a cryptic clue and may or may not be the actual band name and may or may not be the actual letters he said they were in the first place do you want to sort of describe one though in case someone's a new listener wow exploding pet was Atomic Kitten yeah okay but basically for those of you who are new to the show this is the final show uh Carl reads out what he considers to be a cryptic clue it's just some words it's just a strain of words yeah and from that you are supposed to deduct the name of an artist or a group or a band we've had things like the Jamaican fella swinging a fish round that was detrout Spinners so that's the sort of that's the level of intellect you are getting from Carl bookington just do the competition what I was thinking youth was it that should she fell down went to Houston she fell down into a puddle in Texas yeah right so there's three of them and you emailing your answers we've got some good prizes to learn that right I'd love to hear the prizes you know yeah their competition's bad enough let alone just listening it's got the young ones and all that a lot of TV things there's some great CDs yeah right so the first one uh cryptic clue um this vegetable and started life down under right this vegetable started life down under the initials KO right k-o this vegetable starting life down under second one um the things that uh you normally find on the beach right I've been found floating around the Moon right yeah that's uh I think it's TS you think it's yes you set the questions but you're not sure um so the things you normally find on the beach have been found floating around the moon right and the last one uh well if you put that money in the post I'm surprised I didn't receive one he thinks he thinks he thinks he thinks brilliant well you know if you put that money in the post I'm surprised I didn't receive one if it locked in he did all them yeah the initials there FC FC FC right so you emailing the answers ricky.jave.com UK but now the answers to robot Busters right do the clues all right the uh first clue was uh this vegetable started its life down under uh the initials were KO that was Coley Osborne all right Holly Osborne no no we've got time right it's just not the word also cauliflowers don't start though don't start down under there they're on top it's not a carrot no there is in Osborne Osborne collie I thought you meant started her name's not collie all right the second one was uh the things that you normally find on the beach right they've been found floating around the Moon that's the space shells right specials this is rubbish I mean I I take no this isn't even funny though I mean they're no good at all cryptic it's not crazy it's not cryptic the last one was uh well if if you put that money in the post I'm surprised I didn't receive one go on that's FC 50 Cent what 50 Cent is 50 Cent I didn't receive any sale so spawn collie her name's not collie her name is not collie doesn't matter well one it does not matter well done to Gina Ferry who has emailed in she's got all those answers right and just emailing your address and that yeah you know that you're such an idiot Carl as are you Gina all right [Laughter] go on then all right uh we brought it back uh this is where I give a cryptic clue well and some initials and you work it out and you win some stuff yeah I was going to tell you what the prizes are I needed to say their mediocre prizes for mediocre quiz sure okay yeah where's DVDs VHS right so there's three three of them and what you can do now we've tweaked it a bit okay you can text in all right so you can email or text we've tweaked it a bit 83x FM is the text or it's ricky.javez xfm.com is that what it is 83x FM that is good though it's convenient because who's got their laptop up and running and exactly your phone brilliant all right mine couldn't do that I don't know how to do that on my phone I don't know how to get my brother wanted my postcode he said text it to me I couldn't work out how to do WC and why because you're an old man I had to write out Double U C one oh for goodness I didn't know how to do it okay it won't do it for me it's ridiculous well it's eighty three nine three six if if you have that problem right right come on get on with the quiz too many numbers three uh three Clues here we go first one is uh this Teletubby has got lice this Teletubby has got lice this Teletubby has got lice right the initial there is p so it's a band or an artist yeah that starts with p and the clue is this Teletubby has got lice right yep um second one I've really already not old that much over this working out gone uh right second one I've just messed up first one I want to give it out later it'll be we'll I'll sneak it in without like just don't repeat anything I say you're an idiot oh my God record you're a fool no no no no well um Carl mucked up Blockbusters as usual I mean it's uh you know what I like it when he max out early because it doesn't waste people's lives for 40 minutes realize look mucked up at the end so obviously people are already they know what it is they know it's already they've said was police isn't it you meant to say knits instead of lice yeah you're an idiot so that one's gone so what have we got next right so that's just an idea if you haven't heard it before that's that's how my head works right this Teletubby has gotten it Sopo P so Poe is a Teletubby yeah uh so when he says cryptic it's not only what the what the answer is it's what the question was meant to be so all right so there's only two so you've got even a better chance of winning than that well so the second one is I'm saving that money to buy condoms all right think about it easy too easy JC yeah so everyone's got that one I feel like saying it now yeah but that's rubbish yeah but you've got to have an easy one in there otherwise people get bored the first one was easy we gave them the answer yeah that's the easiest one we've ever had police on the on the and the second one is yeah uh when you're making bread add a little bit of color for a change all right when you're making bread add a little bit of color and just change things a little bit what are the initials they just D just d right so what you've got there I'm saving that money to buy condoms the initials JC yeah that's easy yeah and uh and when you're making some bread just Chuck some Chuck some color in there sure I mean change yeah yeah the clue changes every time the clue changes every time unlike the Times crossword the clue changes every time it's set 83 XF everybody oh it's Ricky Dr maze at xfm.co.uk anyway just rather than reading out the A to Z all right are we doing Rock Busters yeah come on in listen this is this is built this has got Chris moyles the breakfast show on radio one this sort of stuff oh it's gone uh have we got a winner Steve yeah I'll check that in a minute you find a found a good winner yeah yeah and the Rock Busters Clues the first one was this Teletubby has gone right yeah yeah rubbish you ruined it all right the second one I'm saving that money to buy condoms too easy Johnny Cash no it's Johnny Cash rubbish and a third one was when you're making bread add a bit of color for a change and so you know change the color of it right right that was Dai dough they got that rockbusters come on Carl what you got for us all right we've got I'll be the judge of that actually on what am I talking about no there's a two discs set Rock and Roll Legends on the cover they've got Buddy Holly Elvis Roy Orbison and uh Little Richard so new one wants there baby nobody's interested Nick Cave of the Bands he's a DVD I'm a Nick K fan and I wouldn't watch it no you'd watch it once yeah at most when there's nothing else the code's good but when do you watch right DVDs yeah no me knowing you a great series obviously but she wants it on VHS right where all the bonus features absolute pointless everything that's half decent is this enormous hardback legal gentleman book which is the scripts and all sorts of other stuff if you're a league of gentleman fan you'll love it if you're not I guess it's a good Christmas if you're not a league General there's nothing in this for you no exactly so so you know a pile of rubbish well not as bad as the competition I suppose so go on well you know how it works cryptic clothes not really cryptic it's usually wrong kind of yeah um right so the first one there's three of them you're getting right you win the stuff first one uh I'll get them close I think he could win this if you've got one right possibly if you go to chips though you will is that a clue or is that a point is that something that's a clue right say it again if you go to chips though you will and what are the initials just s just then right second one um E.T is upset what's up with him different so not cryptic so the initials there n e m m e m for Mother m e all right and the third one um I had a had a tape with uh Jesus imagine imagine doing this against in the gold run against the clock right um but I've broke it all right um constantly listening it to try to figure them out I'm trying to solve the problem yeah yeah the initials there br right so first one if you've got a traps though you will the initial uh s uh et's upset what's up with him what's up what's up with his teeth he's upset what's up with ET yeah the initials there m e yeah yeah yeah let's go to that one more time if you go to chips though yeah Jazz questions yeah exactly exactly yeah yeah et's a bit upset what's gay what's that what hey dude what's the matter man and they had a tape with like Humpty Dumpty on it Hickory Dickory Dock stuff like that doesn't work anymore what's what's going on there right what's going on there BR first time we said well you broke it well I broke it then it's important or not Yeah I broke it and it's B BR okay all right okay well you can text if you have a mobile phone so everyone there's no excuse to not take part 83 Xfm is the text 83x FM obviously I think I know what the B might stand for um rockbusters he had a bit loving this all right uh three Clues were uh first one if you go to chips though you will right the initial was s that was C horses all right that was the answer though I'll give you that that's fair enough I'll give you that um e.t's upset what's wrong with E.T what's what's wrong with him yeah initials Emmy yeah what's up with them it was Missy Elliott I don't understand no the way you'd say it you say what's up easy and It Go Missy Elliott why does it mention her I don't understand was she in was it a thing in the film missing she wasn't even around missing oh missing Elliot oh no oh yeah missing Elliot isn't it so it's meant to be about rock stars isn't it that's it just cryptic no we're not cryptic Clues oh no that's not corrected yeah ew right the third one uh I had a tape and it had uh Humpty Dumpty on it and I love that he says the tapes uh broke yeah that was br uster rhymes I don't understand what do you mean oh who who's the winner Steve no no it doesn't know do you mean busted well it's kind of like that no no it's not no cryptic doesn't mean change it so it's not the same let's see who's the winner we've got loads of right answers so it's interesting the time where we play well the world's famous quiz isn't it yeah which is Blockbusters but with music see you later not really not really cryptic but we've got a number of DVDs to give away including some uh teachers DVDs we've got a bunch of CDs here and also Ricky gervais's uh live stand-up TVs which of course it's not good at all I really would not encourage people to buy that it is well weak observations poorly performed I would recommend the office series 200. I'm awful in that you can actually see me forgetting some of my lines that's true God right then so cryptic Clues um just an example might be new I reckon people will be staying in today because it's raining and that so it might not have heard it before and so like uh all they have and they're not listening yeah well whatever uh gave up on that did you three so give us an example of the sort of thing uh that that uh jeez all right maybe don't listen I'm a broadcaster and uh yeah words are my tool here's the first one it's a band or an artist yeah right I'm going to the Northeast what are you going there for good point good question right yeah going to the Northwest that's a different matter going to the Northeast what you're going there for right s is the initial so it's a band or an artist who's it starts with an S and that's the clue right second one uh oh yeah she's uh she's related to The Man in the lamp right that's G right she's related to The Man in the lamp all right and the third one is uh the Jamaican fella would love to live there but it's a little bit pricey oh god I've had an accent coming that's one way you're gonna have to think about it with the accent I imagine d-s-d-s for that one right so the Jamaican fella would love to live live there but you know it's a big day or not a bit pricey so uh so give me some again quickly right the first one I'm going to the Northeast what are you going there for that's s she's related to them on in the lamp you know that's G changes on the Jamaican fella would love to live there but a little bit pricey and that's DF so uh emailing or text oh you can't listen to radio in every after every record it's bad enough trying to keep listening with a rubbish we come out well we've got rock Busters here let's get them back but has anyone got all three no no right okay so I'm gonna be angry I'm gonna ban rockbusters because okay go on in what are the clues again tell me the answer give us the ones that they did get all right well they did get um she's related to The Man in the lamp what's that that was g g that was Genesis all right Genesis like genesis so the sister of the Genie Genie says Genesis they got that one no no no what's the band's name Genesis Genesis Genesis right okay well I don't get it because Genie is nothing well they did so don't worry about it stop worrying about Alan stop worrying about that all right the third one was uh the Jamaican fella would love to live there go on looks a little bit pricey go on right that was the initial DS these streets what it's a day of Street to live on dear streets oh yeah I've known of them that's Dire Straits no it's not Dire Straits it's not Dire Straits dear streets the Jamaican fella go and make it sound like that like dear streets dear streets a few streets DSG they got that one as well so all right well can I do an impression of a Jamaican fella saying Dire Straits right uh streets not the same the first one is struggle struggle with was um I'm going to the Northeast what are you going there for well what do you say struggled with no one got this what are you going there for sale what hole Holes up in the Northeast oh it is yeah yeah so I don't know them either right so that works seal that's all seal what's that gonna do with the north though see y'all that's what I would say okay it's unbelievable that's the end of it I can't believe we even brought your back Rick right I'm serious that's the end yeah come on do you want to do the uh Clues I wonder the clues I've never heard a piece them together but I'll give you the prizes uh the old gray whistle test volume two market number 42 volume two or maybe that's volume one who cares porridge series three volume two the office complete second series on VHS for anybody who's still got grandparents and um you two are best of 99 to 2000 and smash hits the reunion that'll be the cost of Your Love Spice Girls is on there Liberty X Atomic kid do you see that just see Steve's enthusiastic even though the the competition's rubbish the prize is a second right Steve is going well I'm not going to punish London right I'm going to pick it up you're there so I mean come on right here's the first time come on come on can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a journey what clue one rock Busters clue one okay this is Rock Busters with Carl Pilkington go I can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German and what's the initial AC right that's the second clue if you keep eating this bit of your body will get bigger pc pc it's an artist or a bando is it PC to keep eating this part of your body will get bigger right yeah um the last one I'm not really sure about um if you he's actually winging it now imagine if this was Mastermind I'm not sure about I know you especially subject come on okay go the place where you go to set your dog a walk and that the place where you go to take your dog away um we were doing Rock Busters just before the ads on the record Rick I know you were enjoying it yeah come on get this clue out Carl was three what is it right the first one was no no the first two photos but it's been nicked by a German second one if you keep eating there uh if you keep eating despite your body will keep getting bigger yeah it's different every time God what's the third one um where you take your dogs for a walk and that oh you might go there on a Sunday what um sort of oh Jesus Christ just be quiet just a moment right okay do this clue right start from now this is the third Blockbuster sorry Rock Buster clue that was a Freudian slip yeah God oh we'll get done right go on then go where you take your dog a walk or you or you might go there on a Sunday and that uh people sort of Might taste that area right oh you are it's rabbit AP right a quick reminder of them again with the initials this is such rubbish first one can't do any photos because it's been nicked by a German AC if you don't get noise about the initials yeah if you keep eating this bit of your body will get bigger that's PC right right um where you take your dog maybe on a Sunday and you go for a walk there and that have a taste of it yeah it did p-a-p female in and you win some stuff Ricky got your face at xfm.com I wonder why we stopped this game well I think it's probably exhausted him he needs to go to some kind of volcanic dust item I'm talking of email correspondence rockbusters oh Ricky's underway oh we got monkey news absolutely loving that let's see if we can crawl it in have we got a film yeah we should do that then let's get this third one out of the way because it's tricky um would you say tricky It's tricky to say the initials were AP it was uh take your dog there you might go there on a Sunday uh have a taste of it when you're there right that was AP uh the answer Alex Parks right Alex Parks yeah it's kind of doesn't work that one but that one doesn't work I know I know you know do you know that one doesn't work yeah okay good okay I was trying to work out when you were messing around that's fine okay come on no the other ones the first one was uh brilliant can't do any photos because it's been nicked German fella can't do any photos could be nicked that was uh uh the initials were AC I've got it that's right it's it's Aztec camera yeah but what's that got to do with the German for the Nick in it because the way you'd say it he'd be like you know as the camera so why are you taking any pictures can't why as tech camera why is that German sounds a bit right you know that's rubbishing as well you know that one doesn't work do you and the second one was uh if you keep eating this bit of your body will get bigger PC yeah Phil Phil Collins Phil honestly right honestly right okay I honestly I don't want the PC term is for this but I honestly think I think you're quite bright you know I think you're quite Street wise and a lot of things but I actually think oh I gotta be so carefully not to offend people but I think you might be could you maybe describe it through a sound um you might be educationally subnormal does that worry you no I've got I've you know I've got by all right I'm not going to worry about it now I mean I'm 30. you know what I mean when I start worrying about it now but you've got the mind of a 12 year old so what sure I mean I don't worry about stuff if you don't know about stuff you don't worry about it yeah so I'm happy well if he's education he said no one I'm afraid also Matt Briggs of Southeast London is as well done that yeah so he's won that stuff all right what's this yeah brilliant right and this is where I uh give you a little cryptic clue and some initials and it sort of makes up a band or an artist and stuff like that yeah it's sort of being the operative phrase yeah let's say we read this clone yeah this is gonna sound like Oscar Wilde clue number one three different clothes Chinese apparently it was legal then right will you leave the entrance to me Garden Alone sorry will you leave the entrance to me Garden Alone are we back on the gay thing or is this this is the clue that's the clue right clue for rock Busters number one we just leave the entrance to the Garden alone right that doesn't count because I know what it is and what was sorry what were the initials what are the initials GG correct yeah right but you've got to pronounce the artist correctly I'll pronounce the artist because I know what it is I'll ruin it no no when the answer comes I'll pronounce the artist right can we just focus please on the quiz go what was the clue again give it again will you leave the entrance to my garden alone I'm not messing with it right GG okay all right next doesn't count next incorrect uh don't phone but you can send a message on me mobile if you want right that's T it's another little little easy one and uh the last one we were sharing out the mail sheet well that doesn't count either can we just I know what that is I know what that is I don't care we'll come to that later yeah and number three we were sharing out the male sheep and I think I got the best one right DG DG yeah so quickly again will you leave the entrance to my garden alone it's not messing around with it yeah all right GG yeah don't film but you can send us a message on my mobile if you want all right that was t and the last one was sharing out the male sheep and I got the best ones and that's good right DG all right Ricky yeah well I think it's rock Buster's result doesn't it okay all right um brilliant you want the prizes by the way not really not bothered no right some videos and DVDs VHS couple 4.99 is that one TV titles what is the weather one that's gonna be on telly Donald McIntyre because he did a thing about how much it costs to have a chimp cheap as chimps what was the only thing you think someone ripped you off of rockbusters Cameroon from Radio 2 who's doing songs or phrase he was doing that over Christmas what's that one week off he's in there and one year that Donald McIntyre was doing a program about wind he thought he was moving on auntie auntie Nora so uh the first one uh will you leave the entrance to me garden alone right that was the cryptic clue the initials were GG yeah that was get off skate Gareth Gates Gareth Gareth get off get off Gates no no no it's Gareth Gates isn't it so why would you say to someone Gareth is that like a what's that a man that's the thing when you say guys yeah Gareth Gates so that's the first what was it about getting off the thing though leave mid entrance alone now I don't understand what it's got to do with leaving the entrance Gareth got to do something don't don't phone but you can send me a message yeah on my mobile if you want the initial was T yeah Texas right just no it's text the words text so you'd have to say text uh me Texas Texas what do you mean no text me what's that the third one was uh we were sharing out the uh the male sheep and that right uh I got I got the best one BG right we're sharing out the male sheep it doesn't work anyway get to it what is it Delta good Ram it felt a good Ram you were dealt a good Ram felt a good round all right so who's the winner it's rock bastards can I just say something now before we do rock but there's a lot of people sort of they come up to me they say Steve you like the show when are you gonna get rid of rockbusters it brings it down I'm not joking there's a lot of people laughing what I know people who say you're never gonna stop that are you so one of us is lying again I'm talking about people who've listened to the show you're talking about Suzanne your girlfriend Oh Martin it'll be at home now with a pad getting ready to play but I should just agreement that did say did encourage Carl on a couple of occasions he even tried to get him through with the answer egg when we were doing that name in animal realm yes so I should just say that people they people think that somehow Ricky and I are endorsing rockbusters by allowing it on the show somehow we think it's good and we appreciate it and I need to point out that it's more like when a child comes back from school and they've done the painting yeah it's crap yeah but of course you've got to stay bigger than the house in this next episode you've got to remember the cat is bigger than that exactly it doesn't look like anything but humans don't have bodies their legs come straight from their head yeah mummy and daddy please welcome to the stage Carl pilkington's Rock Busters all right right so uh cryptic Clues to initials yeah first one uh don't be stealing my tools take your sisters all right and the initials n k don't stealing the tools take my sisters yeah so that's like the cryptic clue and the initials of the artist or band is MK all right second one buy it if you want not bother think about it come back right come back right start my second one again well the first one was uh buy everyone though and that this one was uh yeah we're right now right do it do it if it's a cryptic clue all the letters count do it why if you want I'm not bothered you know think about it come back check some other places out first before you yeah again buy it if you want I'm not I'm not fussed think about it again I don't want to do it again do you haven't finished it yet I have that's it no do the clue again if you want I'm not fussed right chop around come back uh that's good I can play 10 Pin bowling again [Music] uh number one was don't be stealing the tools take your sisters the initials were NK that was knickers or right Nick Kershaw Nick ursul haters I don't know I've never heard of that band Nick Kershaw yeah Nick Nick for sure no no don't move on Nickerson what's Nico but let's just leave it behind us all right second one was uh buy it if you want yeah I'm not bothered you can think about it come back have a have a look around think it over yeah I'm not false the initials were SC that was Soft Cell right that works yeah well done that works right and that's good I can uh I can play something bowling again that's oh that's Outcast all right what does that mean you broke your arm no um I mean that's ridiculous you broke your arm you're in a cast you've got rid of the cast you're out car did anyone get that yeah I mean I am stunned I think to be fair that was because how many bands begin with oh yeah I think that's why people got it exactly but they were guesses yeah I could probably make Oasis work if I tried hard enough [Music] brilliant so next week's quiz is what am I thinking you're an idiot Carl please um yeah I I sort of feel like you know one thing we've never done Rick is we've never panned it to people but as it's the last show um we've got to give the audience what they want what's this well yeah I was gonna say things they don't want as well you know and well this basically to keep a smile on Carl's face yeah I say a smile a sort of not quite a scowl yeah he never really Smiles so um yeah it's it's just brilliant as a chance for him to have a go it's like you know you indulge an annoying child the only time Carl laughs is for no apparent reason yeah I know you'll be thinking of what a monkey could do yeah it's like it's like people who've had electro shock there yeah oh it says in tied down biting on something yeah biting on a big leather pad and let me just tell you briefly what the prices are it's the number it looks like a piece of [ __ ] there's a number of uh there's a number of mediocre CDs and DVDs what about this it's the Lord of the Rings collector's edition of all the movies you're thinking no it's the radio for adaptation it's uh it's only 14 hours long Rick oh that is throw that away I'd pop it in the bin I'll send it to some poor bastard who wins this quiz if you're willing to take part in the quiz you deserve uh 14 hours you've been like wasted with that uh Tolkien trait so right yeah what are the clues then calm right as always just you know cryptic clothing initials of the band or an artist workout when the when the stuff yeah um UK first clue is as follows um the dragon fella wrote a review normally suggests that you need to think of the answer in a Jamaican accent yeah or not yeah or not yeah or an accent or pronounce the word slightly differently yeah okay yeah go on the Jamaican fella wrote a review for Phoenix nights all right yeah BC is on the initials DC Derrick yeah DC the Jamaican fella wrote a review for Phoenix nights that's the first one um second one three of them second one is uh we should all vote for Paul Daniels David Blaine Copperfield the great soprendo Tommy Cooper and Darren Brown we should all vote for them why is that what was I just got the first one e s e s e s okay and the last one um Steve what did your dad do Steve what did my dad do what did your dad do is that the question are you asking me well Ricky what do you have to do I can work on anyone what you don't do all right all right that's e right review for Phoenix nights right DC second one we should all vote for Paul Daniels David Blaine no but that's important right yes and the last one you know let's do what did your dad do what an initial e with the doctor vase at X so it's a disappointing Rock Busters right uh right first clue was uh Jamaican fellow wrote review for Phoenix nights yeah yeah well that was the cryptic clothing initials were DC yeah what is it do you want to know you tell me it's uh it's defined comedy all right Define comedy it's a Divine Comedy again that's just Divine Comedy again you've got the answer it doesn't matter let's move on second one we should all vote for Paul Daniels David Blaine Copperfield great soprendo Tommy Cooper and Darren Brown what is that es for the initials go on elect trick six all right what elect trick six it works so don't say it like that I don't know what it means right well there's six people there who do tricks and that right I'm saying we should vote for them so you elect them yeah he said yeah like you're like Electric Six not a word is it and the last one uh Steve yeah you're not trying to do Alec party one third one Steve what did your dad do I don't know that was a work for anyone it didn't have to be Steve well that was uh Erasure right Eurasia you could raise it now it doesn't work either it doesn't work either no it doesn't work it doesn't work who's the winner none of them work none of them work another pile of crap for the mind of little stupid little something you should explain briefly what the concept is car because there might be a few new listeners Club it's Blockbusters right go on then well it's not it's not Blockbusters no because they're a real Clues weren't they yeah that was actually he says they're a cryptic clue it's not cryptic it's like what am I thinking this competition is like what number am I thinking of Rick just comment everything let me explain basically what the concept is you'll remember some of the greats from the past yeah and basically uh you give some vague clue is that right Carl and from that we're supposed to deduct which band or artist you're thinking of so for instance there was one the West Indian fellas spinning a fish around his head and that was Detroit Spinners the trout Spinners yeah there's also what happens if you fall over into a puddle in Texas wet near Houston where that that is the level of Carl's that's what you're playing with could I just say there's no irony in this Carl doesn't think this is quirky or Kitsch or ironic this he thinks these are the he thinks these could go on the guardian crossword yeah right okay this is the best stuff you can come up with yeah right so so there's there's three of them right I'll give you the cryptic clue yeah I'm gonna give you some initials of the band or the artist or whatever to help you along as well yeah uh this is on the text only we don't want emails on this one just it's the one that gets the highest or the first one to get three the first email with three or the first one that is the the highest Earth if no one gets a third one which I wouldn't blame you for uh so if there's like 30 people that get two it's the first email that comes in that we pick and that they win a handful of tat which always got to go through I'll search I'm not sure it is yeah there's some DVDs and stuff but it's not bad yeah but it means you go forward to the Grand Final in six weeks time when you're playing for all that amazing stuff Ricky's got we've got the signed uh genuine exclusive drawing of Homer Simpson done by Matt Groening featuring references to Carl we've got the sign spinal tap poster this is Big Stuff you can't get anywhere else no it's a rare um American poster and it's such a shame that your only chance of winning it is with this inane quiz absolutely it's not it's not down to skill or anything it's it's just such a shame that let's do it then go on in uh right the first one go on uh what you gotta remember is it's a band or an artist that sort of that X of Empire as well right right and so we're the first one oh yeah because X-Men play everything twice experience and Whitney Houston all the time don't they all right these three okay these are these are X-Men okay uh if you got if you got like a ball oh Jesus you don't think about the cryptic clue is that every syllable counts he says it's different every time he says it there is something different look it's look go on then right so if you get a bulb right above what a bulb a bulb what's a bulb what's a bulb okay I like ball I like bulb oh a light bulb okay you get a bulb yeah yeah yeah come on he's gone all right go on so you get a bulb yeah what are we doing you're in the Gobstopper what are you doing you can play a song we're good so the cryptic Louise so if you get a bulb right so yeah that's the beginning okay great right if you get so then right if you get a bowl blank go on and you look after it all right you look after that bulb and you teach it stuff you know what Christ what are you doing there this is extraordinary this is extraordinary imagine that written down in the telegram that's not a clue that's an essay it's a conversation a bold like you plant in the garden what kind of bowl does he mean yeah it doesn't really matter okay you get a bulb well remember that it doesn't matter okay okay it doesn't matter it does but I can't say too much all right so what's the band there second one Jesus uh people have a problem doing this when they get home from from like a night out drinking right what's the problem we've got right the the initial uh K what's the band all right people get in from having a night out that the problem doing this what is it what's the problem okay number three I had a vision of that Chinese flu all right that's that's C I had a vision of that Chinese flu you had a vision of that Chinese flu yeah C right so three bands there three o'clock cryptic Clues not really texting 83x FM just just send the three uh three band names that'll do on it can they do a website as well if they want they can email in well tell them what it is yeah Ricky Dr very exciting.com UK send it in there give them again a quickly then Carl right then so get a bulb when it's young and that look really different totally different teach it stuff yeah and all that okay ah what's the band The Second One people have a problem doing this when they get home late at night you know they've been out drinking them now they get home what more problems okay is it initial third third one I had a vision of that Chinese flu I mean Abomination right let's just give us give us the guys give me the clue then again right well do you want to say who the winner is uh first first clue was uh if you get a bulb when it's young you look after it and that you teach it stuff yeah what's going on there the initials are yeah right that was that was razor light all right raise the light you raise the lights yeah okay kind of works yeah what sort of bulb it was very short people have a problem doing this when they get home from a night out drinking yeah what's the problem there and the other problem getting the key in getting the key in that keying Keen Keen that's the that's awful that doesn't count it's Keen it's key this one's a awful uh that's awful awful I had a vision of that Chinese flu yeah that was the initial I was saying that was Caesar's sea SARS sea stars Caesars they managed to get that as well I love the fact that even he knows they managed to get that as well did anyone get three yeah a few people that's terrible okay the first one I don't know what it says about Xfm and its listeners that people are getting these answers right I know go on in I mean horrific but uh we're Rock bustering now so now okay great just remind people Rick particularly if they're trapped in Antarctica for the next well that's what this game is well this is um uh um Blockbusters um just totally ripped off and um the clues are bands and artists um they cast as their crypto Clues they're not cryptic Clues they're more like what word am I thinking of they're tenuous um some of them don't work at all um so it's it's really are you in tune with a shaved monkey I mean it's nearly embarrassing to get the clue I pride myself on that I don't really get them and I'm I'm sort of proud of that because you shouldn't yeah but anyway I think I've given it a big sell yeah now you do intact today but the big prize is going forward to be in the draw in um five weeks time when there's a signed a homer that I got graining to draw if you go to rickyrays.com you can see him drawing it it's an original and if they want to see it they can go to xsn.com Ricky and it's actually just click on it you can have a look at it oh you see all the pictures there can't there's also assigned um Nigel toughen all um poster uh and uh us3 as some flanimals but there's a little actually video clip but I was on rookies.com you can actually see Matt Groening um uh drawing it so those prices are the ones that the big prices you can win in five weeks time when if you get to the Grand Final in the meantime uh it's the usual selection of mediocre gifts which will be given away we found in a draw that people would have sent us yeah first off we've got uh the um I think well I think most people agree the mediocre John Travolta film Ladder 49 which I think barely made it to Cinemas over here and we're giving that away brilliant on DVD the TV series grumpy old man which I think is repeated every single night on BBC Two oh anyway and that's pretty as well is it yeah oh that's free okay we've got complete third series of Alias great gift um only if you've seen the previous two seasons so um is that the one I'm in I don't know possibly uh French and Saunders at the movies a collection of all their hilarious movies spoofs um again on television I think every Friday and the TV series operation Good Guys you know fine series but you could see that on UK gold most nights so um once again an excellent if you win all those and take them straight down to record a type exchange you will be able to get two albums that you actually like that's exactly right so we've got two people sandals then so they sort of get bigged up on the radio so that's done we're angry Clues okay uh Rock Busters brilliant all right so we've got we got three of them uh cryptic clue in the initials the bands it could be a band or an artist we've done it all right first one uh fella let his wife know how he got the bruise on his leg come on give us that again the fella like his wife now he now he got the bruise on the leg he got a little bruise word you read it again it's slightly different every time I look back at this crossword it's slightly different all the words change it can't be cryptic the initials there c l right c-l fella got a bruise on his leg he let his wife know you got it what's going on all the muttering and what's the next clue second one that uh that Potter lad had a lot of bottle doing all that stuff with the Wizards and that right got a little bottle playing with the Wizards and that was what's all that about what's all that about TB there bandor artist the initials TB that Potter Lads he's got a lot of bottle doing all that stuff with the Wizards and the uh the third one uh the Buddhists won't be able to get in their Temple without these huh what do they need right the Buddhists won't be able to get in their Temple without these the initials TM 83 936 is the text number and we don't want to receive emails from this because we can't be bothered so just a quick text make sure you include uh all three answers we're not interested in this you've only got you need to get all three yeah but but the winner may only get two it's the first one with the most right answers yeah all those all those DVDs and this is a box set to be fair that's pretty that's pretty good price though well you could probably get you could get two two CDs when you turn that down to record tables you don't need to see the first two seasons because you won't know what's happening anyway oh okay fine um I'm excited to think that there's um some people now in Antarctica just scrambling around to get a pen yeah just trying to figure them out you know that'll keep they'll probably uh stew on that for the next I don't know two months there's the answer Zion give us the clue again quickly all right so the first one was uh the fella let his wife know how he uh got the bruise on his legs go on right that was that was uh Coleman he love Yeah Cornell of so that's Courtney Love [Music] that works as well no it doesn't and the last one no it doesn't no it doesn't work the Buddhists it doesn't work won't be able to get in their Temple that doesn't work Brave Harry Brave Harry it doesn't work Brave Harry the brave Harry the bodice won't be able to get in the temple without these TM yes the monk keys right so who got oh who got all them uh the monkeys who got who got all their nine which band they called the monkey Keys the monkeys yeah the monkeys all right so who's who's the winner this week the winner this week is Gino let's get rockbusters rolling I should just um if people aren't familiar with rockbusters then um someone is actually sitting in one of their own to test car well um they've used I think the same principle the Carl has which is you know utterly random yeah well as you said you're really just just try not really something yeah sure so um I'm gonna I mean she's done it quite coherently but I'm wondering if I should say it more as Carl might say it you know just slightly less or different every time yeah it's like let's go here and so um Carl this is one for you all right come on you know it's Sunday morning you know I'm just you know I'm in bed but I don't sleep you know but like hollyoaks is on the Omnibus I'm just watching that you know um I gotta make a lovely cup of tea you know in the bag with Suzanne I don't know having a cup of tea what's going on there just watching the telling that but hang on I haven't got anything to dunk in me uh in my tea I'm getting dunking my tea have I yeah I mean I've got anything to dunk in there and I'm just so you know l r so I'll think about that one Carl I think I know it yeah go for it go on is it Lionel Rich Richie it is actually what's your logic sort of lion and Lionel and it's like no no Rich tea no Rich tea yeah no biscuits no Rich tea lion no Rich tea Lionel Richie Lionel Richie it works we've done one a little bit like it there's no wrong with that I cannot believe it I cannot believe you got it I might not have got it without the initials but that's why we Chuck them in just to help you along we've got three of them oh by the way don't bother calling in Kate Bush because Carl doesn't want to answer the phones he says Kate but she's not gonna call so it's all gonna be Nutters so we apologize he's got one thing to do he didn't even get the sound right because someone's complaining about I couldn't hear Steve he's got to be monkey news which is always twaddle and he won't even answer the phones now so I don't know I don't know where he gets paid he takes off Mondays because he works Saturdays he gets paid for Saturdays he takes five weeks holiday a year Andy moans right then the first one uh there's a vehicle that sells kebabs what [Music] there's a vehicle that sells kebabs Initial D right B right right we got that one out of course I haven't all right the second one um you're asked if you want that bit of the egg you are you're asked if you want that bit of the egg think about it but we sort of decide against it and again what's going on there you're asked if you want that bit of the egg you think about it but you go no I don't go against it I've I've got it is it initials W or y o yeah got it all right so okay that one works no it doesn't no it doesn't uh and the last one I don't think this burger will catch on I don't think this burger will catch on yeah only a lot of there is M so you just uh text or email in uh with the answers and uh Winston stuff what we got we've got some prices we've got another box at the league of gentlemen this is instant gratification but you go into a draw for some type of bigger so what we got today yeah well today this is what you're taking home today uh you've got the league gentlemen the complete collection on DVD that's not what that's worth having definitely uh we've got catarick which is the current Vic and Bob shell Beauty 2 which is uh good The Aviator the um the award-winning um Leonardo DiCaprio Michael Scorsese buy a pick and once again ladder 49. we'll give that work out yeah yeah can we get a job excellent email in if you just want a copy of Ladder 49 I'm sure we could do that for you yeah yeah or phone in because Carl does not answer the phones uh it's what they're waiting for it's the rock Buster dancers that's right all right okay give us a clue give us the answer right then uh first one for monkey news don't worry about it don't worry about it first one there's a there's a vehicle over there that's uh changed selling kebabs oh it's James come on Initial D yeah where is it that was Donovan Donovan okay all right yeah okay yeah not good I'll give you that I'll give you that yeah that's a real clue well we got it like they always do so they're always real Clues uh second one you're asked if you want that bit of the egg right you think about it then you decide against it I think I know this one what was the issue again why oh um is this um uh John Lennon's um wife yoke oh no yeah I think that's her name yes you're thinking about it you asked if you want a bit of the egg yeah your yolk you think about it oh oh no I'll see you say twice even though her name's Yoko oh no though yeah yeah no no listen to The Clue again so what you say is do you want this bit of the egg hold on the other bit no yolk oh oh no yes oh oh no yo go oh no yo go no no oh yolk yeah I've got one brilliant yeah okay yeah Yoko no yeah yeah and the last one was uh I don't think this burger will catch on that was the initial M yeah not fly right so there's your three Clues it won't catch on well you'd want to eat that I mean it's like a Mac burger or whatever Mac Mac chicken McFly uh the quiz that no one looks forward to and um we've got as usual a bunch of uh CDs uh DVDs I should say which um just tell me we have got another copy of Ladder 49 Atlanta 49's right here that's in the mix yeah how many did they send you Joaquin Phoenix John Travolta Ladder 49 the movie but no one's seen yeah I've never anyone who's seen it but it's owned by every single Xfm listener exactly um also in the mix as I said before they've got Priscilla Queen of the Desert um which um if you haven't seen it on telly I'd be very surprised uh French and Saunders at the movie the uh the best of all the French and Saunders movie spoofs which is I think on TV every single night yeah um it's a very gay giveaway so far 49 and people in uniform you've got Queen the desert and you know I love Chevy Chase yeah well uh We've also got here National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 which doesn't feature Chevy Chase it was so bad even Chevy wouldn't agree to be in it so instead Randy Quaid who plays Cousin Eddie it's him right and on the background notice it says special appearance by Eric idle brilliant I mean let's be honest if her film's got a special appearance by Eric idle I know it's probably not classic it's what I'm just gonna do um always walk on them that's just some of the DVDs which you can win obviously the real reason you should enter is because you go forward to this big prize draw um which is in our last show where you can win some actual quality um yeah assigned uh a matte groaning drawing and if you can see him drawing that on Ricky gerrace.com it's totally genuine this is there him actually drawing it in front of your very eyes also um us and made us uh flanimals um and assigned um uh poster by Nigel tufnell Christopher Guest so proper good prizes yeah this is uh I think it should be the last one to get into it maybe next week the four that we've got get down to two maybe and then we get them on the line in the last what do you think I wish we thought it through I don't know about you but I wish you thought this is how this show could have run see we should have we should have scripted this yeah we said we just had to go in a drawer though but we can't keep swapping and changing yeah we want yeah we generally buffed as we've won we can do exactly what we want high five let's explain briefly what this quiz is for those that have only just started listening to the show um it's basically uh um Blockbusters well you say that right but it's not is it I mean that Blockbusters made sense yeah Kyle thinks this is the cryptic Clinic going right a fella is walking along and oh look there's the fish what does that means I mean some of them are because are hard because they don't make sense no but they've dug them all out because they're going to put them all on the website for people to play along with and they came to me for the answers and some of them are are pretty tricky I couldn't answer them so the first one then here we go why don't you borrow some land I've missed the Boardman or Mr Laurel or Mr Fletcher all right why don't you borrow a little bit of land I was changed already already changed Mr Boardman well no they do it again they do it exactly the same each time do it again why don't you borrow some land off of Mr Boardman or Mr Laurel or Mr Fletcher if you need a bit okay that's a band or an artist you know what am I talking about uh second one I'm gonna um so he's got a sweet in his mouth I'm gonna annoy those uh little sea birds over there right right I'm gonna annoy those sea birds over there oh this is just those sea birds it doesn't matter where they are I don't know them seabirds honestly b b is the initial I love the fact that he was fascinated by the strangest Village in Britain but the stories he told us about where he comes from there's him go around with two photos with big heads webbed feet a little pigeon chested bloke at M on his grifter with Maggie pecking it in his dad in the telephone box making groceries and a horse in the house next door I mean how strange was his upbringing from his Satchel unbelievable listen [Music] [Music] right the final clue uh what the scouse fella said to the robber who he found in his house next to his Vineyard oh Jesus again right so what the scouse fella said right this is going to be a pronunciation thing to the rubber he found in his house I want to get in that woman's basket on the street will just be driven now the initials there a w a w who is it give us the clues give us the answers right the first one was why don't you borrow a little bit of land off uh Mr Boardman yeah Mr Laurel or Mr Fletcher LS right lease lease a stands field right because you're borrowing it that's leasing it it's Stan Stan Boardman Stan Laurel and uh it's a field and like that second one I'm gonna annoy those sea birds that was B what are you doing when you're an annoying a bird you're bugging it what's a seabird a gull Boggle Buggles night bug goals I don't don't know where to start I thought if we add more time don't worry I'd throw him out of a window right what what the scouse fella said to the rubber he found in his house next to his Vineyard that was aw yeah that was a rewind house what yeah but what do you mean why is he said was it why is it a robber because the robber's getting in and he's he's sort of saying hey but what's the weather got to do with it why is it just a normal blood I don't know what why is he saying Amy Winehouse why is he saying that he's saying to him hey get out come on no no no no no no sorry her name is oh no her name is it's not going to take long is it all right then so uh three Clues and that yeah uh initials of abandoned artist yeah you can win some stuff Steve can go through the 49 better be in there just quickly yeah what's happening and this is the last time the winner of this no we'll do it again next week oh is it and then there'll be six people we just draw so whatever hat to win the the sign Homer the uh Nigel taffno and the assets for animals all right here I did but they've got great prices they've got Alias they've got they have they've got Alias they've got The Aviator uh Batman Cartoon Series M Night shalimans the village uh atrocious film and Ladder 49 there it is Joaquin Phoenix John Travolta their greatest challenge lies in rescuing one of their own brilliant account right the first one then uh when a male I throw up horse food when I'm Ill I throw up all food how can that work what's going on there the initial initials there I H right it's abandon an artist or a singer something like that IH like they're the initials to close you got it when I'm Ill I throw up horse food right I've got it right no don't say anything Works don't it no second one uh that garden tool it's not yours what you're doing with it right yeah that guard until you're messing about with that it's not yours yeah give it back what was that ND ND right artist or a band what's going on there right third one that that male sheep sounds Fed Up why is he fed up what t-r-t-r's the initials that male sheep sounds fed up what's going on if you know the answers to them three uh email then [Music] second one that garden tool that guard until you've got it's not yours what you're doing with it right ND that was different that was a what's a garden tool a rake right if it's not yours what if you don't even you nicked it you've nicked Nick Nick Drake you've Nick your nicknack rake and it Drake Nick Drake right so that's ND so you got that I don't know that's fine the third one that male sheep sounds well fed up gone what's up with it that was TR that was uh that was that ram ram it's a ram that's a male sheep it's fed up it's moaning Ram moans Ramones The Ramones so they got that as well there's a number of cracking DVDs as ever on rockbusters um we've got the Life Aquatic and Bill Murray we've got Howard and uh Kumar get the munchies hilarious Stoner comedy and uh Batman the Animated Series and Ladder 49. if you're interested if you've ever seen Ladder 49 you can give us a quick text review on the 83x at home I'll be interested to know if it's why we're giving away one a week for the last six weeks yes well we better still then let's do rock Busters for the last time you can win those amazing prizes all right um as always just a little cryptic clue some initials of a band or an artist work it out emailing or texting not saying all right the first one uh Richard Richard's kid yeah cuts hair for a living all right Richard's kid cuts hair for a living all right initials BD right d d Richard Richards kid Cuts f11 second one I have a problem saying the French word for well I think I think that's that's the right word anyway you have a problem saying the French word for well so it's not that initialize k like Banda artist and then the third one you take eight kebabs two kebabs 57 kebabs times if I 27 kebabs right the fella is struggling to work it out lots of what's what's that what's going on there right it's a good question d s d s is the answer there eight kebabs two kebabs I've got it 57 kebabs times it uh 27 or whatever fellas struggling working out that one the S so uh just emailing wrap it up I think they gotta do the uh Blockbusters winner and give someone those lovely prizes monkey news then we're out of here we'll maybe come back maybe there's some Christmas specials I don't want to make any promises right then first one first one was uh Richard's kids uh he cuts hair for a living yeah that was uh well try and work it out no it's no point the Dickson yeah he was a barber Barbara Dixon Dixon world again did Ronnie Corbett ever say lesbian Miss Barbara Dixon I have a problem saying the French word for well what's what's the French word for well buying it that's good but now that's that's good though I don't know what uh BM yeah yeah all right I have a problem saying it so I can't say it I can't say bian I can't say can't say the end can't say okay because alien right so they managed that one out of your words that can't say it again and the last one that's terrible eight kebabs two kebabs plus 57 kebabs times 27 kebabs this fellow is struggling working it out what's what's the answer there DS right I don't assume uh right so he's struggling working it out isn't it uh it's a dinosaur um right they got that right as well so what was the answer Donna Summer Dollar Summer yeah Donna Summer so uh just pick Steve just picked one we went out on an eye that was shocking what about uh it should be it should be a joy Carl yeah well I'll do a treat her all year round how do you treat her all year round we know you got through two boxes of condoms but that to me isn't a treat we should explain what rockbusters is um don't be fooled it has no association with the popular TV show Blockbuster although he's just ripped off he's ripped off the name but I don't want to say the quiz is anything like that quiz actually had a format I don't know what this is I know we should give it basically um Carl uh I'm just thinking about it you you describe what you expected it's like a cryptic no it's not cryptic because the cryptic clue actually makes sense every part of it you might as well call this what band am I thinking of yeah let's let's sum it up in an easy way right I'll give you some initials of an artist or a band yeah I'll be play on radio too if you listen to radio 2 a lot right you'll know the sort of songs we play Big good songs right and what I do I give you like a little description like a cryptic clue right it's about that about that band right so say say like if I said um uh if I gave you the initials wh sure yeah this this is a yeah classic rock what's this clue right wh are the initials of the artist of the band yeah and then like you say right I was I was in Texas all right having a wonder about was over there on holiday yeah all right but but so I was in Texas and that and um it had been raining I fell over right uh landed sort of uh landed on the uh on me leg all right yeah so that's the clue and then I say wh right and the answer was that would be like wet knee in Houston right Whitney Houston there's no artist called Whitney Houston Whitney Houston don't try and make wet sound like weird no but I'm just so that's well who's Whitney Houston who's Whitney Houston yeah that one here's another one right this is what you're dealing with this is what you're dealing with no right is is another one then bit easier right right the initial no no don't make me easier make it work okay the initials ND n d right and the clear would be something like uh oh someone's stolen me a garden tool right someone stole my garden tool so you think about it and I also Garden too I don't know what's going on someone's stolen it Nick rake right next rake Nick Nick Nick rake Nick Drake yeah yeah Nick's rake that nearly works yeah so that's that's that's the sort of thing we're going to be doing uh I don't know if you want to well let's play a record and then we'll come back with the actual Clues and you can win yourself this Platinum discs okay these are the genuine Clues you can win yourself this Madonna Platinum disc plus some other goodies and the clues are right so there's three Clues by the way we've got to get three three right to win this oh this is so hard I mean the worrying thing is if you do get these you you think like Carl yeah which is so you might want to give up all the goodies just to not admit that you got uh a so-called Carl yeah clue right here we go I'm ready for it they better work they better work Whitney Houston doesn't work because her name's not wetney well they got it last time right first one put the uh I mean it's just not imagine that in the Times crossword um but the um do you know the little information is this still the clue you're reading this is what I'm giving Rick we want to get this done before Christmas let's let him hear it oh oh listen do you know the little information card you get in a mobile phone oh sorry is this the this is the clue okay fine Rick you're annoying me okay quiet now let's hear it the little information card you get on your mobile phone right no what's that well this is the question what is it right I thought put that um will you be quiet we got to the news in five minutes we can't get three Clues I thought you put that little card right on a spider's house the initials oh the initial if they don't hear the initials they can't play along it's important right s w right I'm making a note of this SW right the information card from I've got it I've got it right put that on a spider's house right second one Diana Ross isn't feeling that good right that's the clue yeah that's the clue ID right Diana Ross isn't isn't feeling that sort of good at the moment it's different different how can it be cryptic if the Clue's different the next time Diana Ross isn't feeling that good ID okay right and then the last one uh that stuff oh that I put on my toast right right it doesn't taste sharp enough right that stuff up on my toe star didn't taste don't taste sharp enough eat your heart the uh the initials JB all right so there you go there's three Clues okay right I've got that and it doesn't work well it does not work let me give out how the people can get into it come on I know you're excited to do the quick Clues again you can text us 88 291 you can give us a call 0500 288 291 or you can email Gervais bbc.co.uk the clues again then Carl quickly uh that information card you get on your mobile just pop it on the spider's house that's SW yeah second one Diana Ross isn't isn't you know feeling that good at the moment or something ID yeah and then the last one that stuff I uh put on my toast I don't sort of taste sharp enough so it's web it's it's Sim on web Simon web yes I've never heard of him I've never heard of him is that a French artist Simon web in it oh mate no over it still works no it doesn't work it doesn't make because you said Sim on the web mate doesn't work we got it we've got a winner so yeah it doesn't work right now it works because that one doesn't work all right Sim on web all right from the pop band blah Diana Ross right she's she's not looking that good she's something wrong with her that's changed right that's completely changed Diana Ross isn't feeling that good right right that was a clue the initials were I did I have no idea right that was that was you know ill ill which is a beaver ill Diva little ill ill Devo right that sort of Opera type I I honestly I'm speechless again they got it so don't worry absolutely you're an idiot you really are a stupid idiot so well done I forgot that on that uh last one um that stuff I put on my toast yeah so it doesn't taste right it's not it's not sort of sharp enough no I've got I've got it it'd be blunt and I got Jam Jam blunt but there's no article the answer absolutely beautiful great song anyway that's what's weird really because you've done that and that's kind of what I've done with rockbusters right I've taken something we're taking Blockbusters and changed one word sort of made it better no not really because those are real clues that weren't yours are the ramblings of a Madman he doesn't really understand what the word cryptic means a little bit strong this should be called what am I thinking well what am I thinking we should just introduce the idea of rockbusters to people who didn't hear it last week um now I'm trying to think of some classic ones do you remember there was the now what was it the the Jamaican fellas uh spinning a um a fish around his head that was did trout Spinners and he tried to make it so I mean it doesn't work you have to speak in a Jamaican accent well they wouldn't they wouldn't say did trout they'd say Detroit so it doesn't work there so that's the stupid Whitney Houston no one called Whitney Houston yeah so uh so you need to basically call inside Carl's Head and figure out what's going on in there if you want to win these uh we've got some Kylie Collectibles uh for rockbusters the good thing about crawling into Carl's Head is there is a lot of room there's plenty of room it's very much like when God created the Earth you can just fill it out with anything yeah so um your rock Busters Clues this week then all right so as always you know we did it last week what can you win three the Kylie Collectibles just brilliant excellent should we throw in some stuff of ours just for free yeah extras flanimals Etc in the office yeah right so then uh three Clues you text him when he answers you win the stuff right first one first clue uh the initials of the band of the artist are f f well not ruin it and the cryptic clue I've got snails croissants and baguettes in my palm right what's what's going on there no I don't know it right there's the clue say that again I've got snails croissants and baguettes in my palm what's the band of the artist The Clue changes every so slightly every time I know right the next one uh me grannies is taking a penalty she better get the ball in the back of the net n m I saw a band NM that's an old artist by the way give it to us again NN migrani's taking a penalty I've got it she better get it in the back of the net it's a good one okay it's a good one all right that might be his best ever wow there you go right and uh the last one this is this is a tough one but you know you know wow when he says tough he means doesn't work yes does not to work repeat this does not work go on the initial of the uh of the band it's a it's an 80s band I think I've got to help him out uh a a is the initial right and the clue is and where people go to relieve themselves after looking at elephants and that what am I right so let us a the cryptic clue and where people go to relieve themselves after looking at elephants and that llama and the initial a 88 291 that works you can give us a call 0500 280. I'm getting worried now because I'm getting all this that's really scary we're doing um about 20 minutes ago Rock Busters special New Year's rockbusters uh three Clues three bands or artists um we've had a number of responses it really worries me when people get this right well I was worried that I got it right well I don't know what it says about our audience it's like why are we bothering we might as well just shoot off they'll be happy just watching the tumble dryer going around I Know Carl come on then what are the clues again here we go right and so uh there's three Clues first one the initials were uh FF all right and that was uh if I've got snails and croissants and baguette to me Palm right that's that's like the clue what what band or artist is that all right go on in uh the initials were FF that's uh Fran's food in and right so like like Franz Ferdinand it's called food in and France France because it's like oh yeah it should be French really you can't say France French food French food I've never heard of a band called French food in hand well a lot of people got it French food in that what are they what labor are they on what label are they on it's just French French food now so you've got a French Ferdinand yeah uh second one was uh me Granny's taking a penalty right she better get the ball in the back of the net gone NM with the initials yeah uh try and work it out your Gram actually Nan ball in the back of the net that's that's Nana must score it right now I must score it right Nana mascoria that and okay I'll give you that one and who is it now the final one was the initial was a all right and uh the clue was and where people go to relieve themselves after looking at elephants and giraffes and all that sort of stuff what am I right that's uh that's a well amazulu three good Clues as always well not really I couldn't really call them cryptic but but we're gonna do something that we used to do on our local radio show called rockbusters sounds a bit like blockbusters television program that used to be on television where they gave sort of real cryptic Clues yours aren't cryptic Clues yours are ridiculous so explain Rock Busters um give out an initial of a artist or a band yeah knocking about like now or ages ago and I give a uh a cryptic clip not a cryptically uh very rarely cryptic sometimes it works sometimes it's nonsense but well as we once said I think it is more um accurately described a craptic clue yeah well or what am I thinking well are you going to give an example or are we just doing the classic example of course for me is um a woman she's an artist the initials are wh she was wandering around Texas she fell over a part of her leg fell in a puddle wet knee Houston that is the level that's what you're working with people so he's going to give three of these the first email that gets them all right the first email we get and it's timed isn't it email so we can know that gets all these Clues exactly right can win what a sign photo of Carl now that is exclusive there are not very many I don't think they even exist today there are no sign photos of Kyle so this will be in a a collector's item right so uh yeah there's three different ones when you send it in on email podcast.rikidubace.com just pop in the subject thing like rock Busters so I know what I'm looking for right then so three three different clues for you to work on uh first one oh shouldn't I do a jingle for this please okay oh that's that's cryptic rockbusters uh right the first one the initial right is B please Sandra an artist beginning with the letter B the cryptic clue well I don't want the house that's that far away from the water I want to be right on top of it right that's the cryptic clue oh I know why else that far away from the water I want to I want to be right on top of it huh be artist or band who is it right work on that one second one it's B again b letter B for the band of the artist all right cryptic clue right that part of me like is English that's it is it yeah really that part of me like is English initial b what is it part my leg is English and then the last one uh KW uh it's the band and the cryptic clue the fitness teacher has got a speech impediment what's going on there all right KW Fitness in the fitness teacher has got a speech impediment work on them right sending the answers podcast at mcqvace.com and uh just win some picture all right so last week's uh close it was three of them uh I'll give you an initial other uh is there a band yeah cryptic clue yeah uh you work out you email it and you win assigned picture on that um first one was uh well I don't want a house that that far away from the water I want to be right on top of it go on right so that was B yeah uh that's you know that was Beyonce get Beyonce like yeah it's like a cryptic thing to get that second one I'd stand um Beyonce that part of me like is English uh the initial was B that was Britney right Brittany yeah so it's like British Britney but so you only take you're a second of one half of her name are you there well she's known as that now um I think she's known as she is but fine more of Britney than Britney Spears They Don't Really call that yeah also British isn't the same as English yeah I know I realized that point was too late brilliant that's what you're up against just like that Holly was with millionaire the last one was uh the initials were KW yeah and the clue was uh the fitness teacher has got a speech impediment right so you've got to sort of think about that you've got to think about a fitness teacher yeah he's working out and that yeah but he's got a speech impediment so when it like comes to life you didn't say all this in the clues but no well but it was it was just that that one was Kanye West right say West so I'm just saying why are you finished it to say Kanye West because he's got a speech impediment and he's been he's been working them out they've built up a sweat and he's like right well they didn't say all that so it doesn't matter either but even even if that is the case what is he saying like can we can we rest now as in can we rest now yeah just kind of because they say that at the end it's like right everybody so he's got a speech impediment he's very very camp and he's adding words okay but apart from that it works perfectly so that is bollocks you're an idiot so that was uh the first three yeah so we're gonna do some clues for next week yeah all right again same sort of system uh three of them email in and we'll put one at random right first one uh the initials RP right right and uh the cryptic clue uh not cryptic well steel that woman's flower right you're gonna if you're gonna like make a well no it's different now what is it if it's good let him finish it what is the clue and stick to it steal that woman's flower fine okay RP right okay all right second one b is that the clue or the initial a is the initial right and uh cryptic clue um keep keep whacking the Cocker with a stick what is it it's a band or an artist we kept whacking you know whacking the cooker with some sort what is it keep or kept what does it matter if it's cryptic clear everything matters so well it doesn't really just think about working give us the clue again what is the clue okay do the clue this is the clue and the only right no no wait wait wait the initial is B and the clue is keep whacking the Cocker with a stick right fine but it doesn't have to be a stick though the clue again okay so the initials B what's the clue keep whacking the cooker fine the last one uh the initial m and then the clue is uh Venice it's it's all water in it right how would you describe it right when oh Jesus I mean he might never finish him what's the initial M what's the clue Venice it's all water there's hardly any alarm so how would you describe it okay I think that sort of works um artist or a band email in what what Busters oh yes the time that no one looks forward to chimpanzee now what was this [Laughter] right so uh gave you three Clues last week three cryptic Clues um some initials of abandon our Estuary mailed in uh got it right oh nice work Rob so well done um the three Clues yeah the first one was uh RP for the initials uh and the clue was steal that woman's flower right so that was a cryptic clearly an today's is rubber plant robber Rob Robert Plant I don't know that is though is it there's no art it's called Robert that's right Robert Plant Robert no no Robert Robert Plant oh yeah it means they wouldn't go what I don't know I don't know he's saying rubber plant uh what are you saying there Carl though the second one was uh it doesn't work the initial was B and then that was keep whacking the cooker with a stick right it didn't have to be a stick we pointed that out just keep whacking the cooker that was B that was B oven B oven I don't know that is either that group the Beet oven is that the Beatles it was the beat ovens classical sort of stuff Beethoven No you said you said B yeah I don't wear with it no no beat oven it's not Beethoven do you understand the last one the initial was M night I just want to know who rubber plant is don't be worrying about rubber uh it's not the one in left Zeppelin is he so M was the initial the clue was Venice it's it's all water in it how would you describe it this desiredly any land right so if there's hardly any land right it's more water what sort of water would you get right and then then what yeah no but just like water that in Venice what sort of water is it it's sort of Muddy um no not Muddy Waters no but how would you describe Venice what's the what's the um if there's more but what's the what's the initial again M if there's more if there's more muddy waters if there's more C than land what would you say would you say you probably say this sort of more of it is C in it more more C Morrissey Morrissey so that's nice Morrissey so well done to uh that's the worst one you've ever done it's ridiculous you've ever done it's ridiculous this is [ __ ] this is pathetic really it's making you look bigger [ __ ] than you are more I see they don't [ __ ] work let's do monkeys right they're getting them right though it's a bit of fun in it a bit of [ __ ] right uh the first one the initials ND all right and they use it sing songs on that right ND uh the clue that Jamaican fella doesn't want anything so you've got to sort of Imagine oh why is it a Jamaican fella yeah right that Jamaican fella doesn't want anything ND second one the initial is e I asked him to pass me the ball by using the red all right it's a band or an artist again I asked him to pass me the ball by using the red and the last one TR the initials TR he's got the woolly ones but I've got the ones that run and charge at you I forgot what he's got the woolly ones but I've got the ones that run and charge aren't you so what what forgot and what's the TR for the uh for the initials right email in podcasts Ricky gervace.com we just pick a winner send you some stuff it's rock Busters right Rock Busters quick right then so last week gave you some initials again of artist or a band quick cryptic clue in that yeah um the first one I gave you the initials were ND yeah uh that Jamaican fella uh he doesn't want anything right so you've got to think about the accent there yeah um he doesn't want anything so so he's not he's not sort of demanding anything okay no no sort of demand nil demand [Laughter] nil demand so he's like Neil Diamond they'd say Neil Diamond please no no some Neil Diamond no right nil demand but just now it's all to do with I've got no demands now it's a Jamaican person going in and asking for Neil Diamond in a Jamaican voice no no but it's a cryptic clue and it doesn't work so the second one was uh the initial was e uh I asked him to pass me the ball by using the red uh what do you do if you took someone a ball they had it that edit that yeah so you'd say uh edit edit to us edit editors that's that's editors what is it is it it's a band called the editors but there's no band called editors editors what's that is it great is it a Greek bank again cryptic just then the last one uh TR it was the initials yeah the cryptic clue he's got the Wally ones but I've got the ones that run and charge at you go on what forgot I don't know sheep someone's doing sheep right something to do with sheep that they're The Woolly ones yeah what are the ones that run and charge at you oh they're woolly as well no no not as woolly the Rams right over there the ram ones right if you write that down no you don't write it down it says Ramones the ram ones remember so you say it isn't it it's not because it's not no no it sort of changes about a bit just cryptic the word cryptic it could be anything what am I thinking cryptic cryptic right SC are the initials just stop saying cryptic because it's not that the clue is I went into the restaurant on Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday and the fella making the food was there each time right SC are the initials I went into the restaurant on Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday and Sunday if you want uh the fella making the food he was there each time what's so he changed it it didn't see was he there Saturday and Sunday or not it can be if you want I'm just saying he's there a lot this is like pulling teeth and the second one go into that woman's store and rip her off right right that's C Okay C go into that one in the store and rip her off okay he's gonna do that oh don't Mumble at the end of it go on just do the clue and the last one the initial e last one ever you ever had to go out laying down on a track but it ain't perfect right so you're sort of making a making a track no just do the clue you're making a track around it well right the initial is e e what's the clue you've had to go out laying down the track but it ain't perfect fine a music trick yeah well no but no no no no no you can't no there's these people can't ask questions uh the first one it's it's a cryptic clue just in case with initials I'm an artist or a band and you work out you know you're sending the answers right the first one the initials were SC all right um and the cryptic clue was uh I went into the restaurant on Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday and Friday the fella making the food he was he was there each time okay right so you've got to think about it this is what I'm saying yeah just uh yeah there's a [ __ ] in here if he's making the thing in that if he was there on Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday it's the same same cook right yeah so if you got the same cook same cook some cook sounds same cook yeah but if I went uh what the way I look at it is if someone went if I worked on the way you look at it is in the Jazz section or whatever right the second one bollocks that is bollocks go into that woman's store and rip her off right so what's the store shot right if you're ripping someone off what are you doing stealing another way of calling right okay and what what is it it's a sharp it's a woman so what am I saying what's the initial C conchop right it's a woman condo shop Corner Shop so Steve worked that one out well done there um the last one uh I'm stand you've had to go out laying down the track but it ain't perfect what's that so a track yeah what's the initial e okay so you better go at laying down this track yeah so when you're laying down a track it's like a it's a it's a mix in it yeah you've had a go at doing it you've just just you know it ain't perfect so you could say it's a what's another word for not perfect it's a bit of a it's a bit of a [ __ ] bit of a like that's a bit rough in it it's a bit a bit of a rough mix it's your your rough mix your rough mix your rough mix I've never heard of that band that's not bad Annie Lennox isn't it you're off mix so uh yeah Candice Morrison in London uh got lamp I really don't know what to say so uh sign picture well I feel embarrassed that we that we're still doing okay this okay yeah well we're jacking it in a bit UK okay now do you know the uh the songs that you sing at Christmas that bloke who sings them is is brilliant at it right CK second one mg I told the homosexual man and the grape tree was mine what I told the homosexual man that the grape tree was mine and what's this mg right okay bit of an easy one and uh I asked you If You Believe In Father Christmas right what would you say if I asked you the initial is s is that specifically Ricky um we might as well keep it as as Ricky yeah I asked you if you believe in Father Christmas what would you say so they got is there any prior knowledge do they have to guess what I'd say well they'd know he's obvious what you'd say right oh this is so bad so this is an embarrassment Blockbusters the um one of the most hated quizzes in the history of mankind the people love it they're loving it what's the last one anyway so just get over just do the answers hold on we can't do another one though because we can't get the answers out so this just yeah this is the last one it's just the answers for the last week for people who are doing it okay oh small masses um the first one that I gave you last week was the initials was CK right yeah uh the clue was uh do you know the songs that you sing at Christmas that bloke over there is the best at singing them so what's what the songs you do Carole King Carole King yeah that works that works uh the second one mg I told the homosexual man that the great tree was mine all right mg okay yeah Marvin Gaye obviously but how do you get to Marvin was it of my my Vine you know that that my Vine gay yeah my Vine yeah and the last one my Vine game that's shocking it's it's been the last one it was it the last one the initial was this um I said uh I asked you if you believe in Father Christmas what would you say what's what's the name for Father Christmas Santa Claus right so if if I said to you Do You Believe In Father Christmas you sort of go no yeah but yeah but what's his name again Santa right so what would you do you go Santa I'll say that's what you do there you go Santa now Santana Santana so that was that was the last one well done said Bob in Yorkshire got all three of them right you'll get a little sign picture what's a rock Buster it's like a music quiz I give you some cryptic Clues uh as to an artist's name and I give you some initials of that artist oh have you seen Blockbusters it's that but he changed the name okay got it okay I'm ready give us three that's a laptop and the initial is a that's quite a good one actually that one works I'm disappointed oh she's looking at your house you've got the first letter I think I think I think you've had enough time on that one second question look how round that head is the Spanish person is celebrating about the present he got for Jesus the initials there o m this is Spanish people this is you've got better at these have you got it yeah if you think about it then cryptic just think about what I'm saying listen to the questions the Spanish people are celebrating what do Spanish people do when they celebrate what do they say well and they've got a gift for Jesus yeah okay version three oh you can actually see the brain kick in you know like when you pull up a thing on a boat yeah yeah he does that he has to go right and then he has to yeah yeah right the Asian person's leg is a little bit angry CT is the initials my god I've got it he's got all three I've got none of them when it says really worrying sir ah Dell Adele okay the Spanish people yeah celebrate presently got for Jesus correct I copied Georgie so I'm not giving myself one but I got the last one the Asian woman's leg is a bit angry yeah TT Tony temper Ty knee temper well done um guys listen well done to everybody that was involved in that incredible experience it's been brilliant having you here

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