The Chosen Funniest Moments - Season 2 (Ep 1-3)

[Laughter] [Music] i'm standing next to john the baptizer what creepy john and he walked by like out of nowhere and john freaked out he said behold i'm eating a new bug yes maybe jesus just likes us best yes that must be it so why do you think he likes me best for the same reasons i like you best you pose no threat to anyone intellectually or physically thank you brother wait a second they're back three phone the population of cicar is approximately two thousand not including women and children there are twelve hours of light per day at this time of year and he said that we would stay here for two days which means over 24 hours the number of men we need to reach per hour is 83.33333333 yeah what's 0.33 of a man matthew simon what i heard oh yeah what'd you hear i heard you looked and couldn't find him you guys lost him for practically a whole day matthew said [Music] happy rather talk with matthew for the whole minute i'd rather listen to andrew's jokes [Music] shalom shalom i don't know you if you're in the wrong place i did we are looking for jesus everyone is oh you're here thomas and raymond yes yes maddie good memory so good to have you what are you guys gonna do we are going to get out of the streets why scenarios biggest problem too many samaritans [Music] did you see the woman in the little girl though i know simon did yeah i always get emotional bats i have never performed hard lately tag along like the rest of us [Music] this is some expert work my boys exceptional you should have seen this place weeds and branches piled everywhere we cleared and sewed it in a single afternoon so you've told us almost flip then the net strained so hard i thought my arms would come out of their sockets and james and john took the sweet time coming to help us [Music] he said we were excellent planners i'm pretty sure he said planters and if you find it i laid over my shoulders and bring it home and i would probably do a little dance they usually sleep on the ground i think they'll be fine are you sure this isn't a problem i'm dying anyways i don't need the house anymore where is jesus you have certainly livened things up around here you got me in a good mood just to fit in all right one of the rooms is haunted by my dead grandmother oh i'll take that one do you know who he is he's not afraid of ghosts i might be what's so funny oh i just know of a family that's having an unexpectedly good morning who miller not voting me either why not nougat all in favor of john and big james's plan yes we never know what sort of men may lay in weight along the side of the road huh too soon you wanted to use the power of god to bring down fire to burn these people up well it sounds a lot worse when you say it that way is my brother slowing it down back here always hey well how do i could be sad well are you serious i'm more soft than i was yes yes you are so it's good to have some strong bodies around like the sons of thunder here what you told him don't worry he made himself look just as bad as you did here's an easy one if somebody asks you to tell a joke tell them you have a vegetable joke but it's corny hey fine say hello to my friend andrew for me though and who has friends where are you going to leave andrew the cart but it's not your time but i tried to tell my mother at cana how much good did it jenna do when we were there you'll find this shocking but i have a whole life that doesn't revolve around i'm just asking about the scoop he's not cook you know you could be a little less you all the time fair enough thank you sounds like you're in a war out there with creepy with john the baptizer [Music] you

Channel: Abbey Wisniewski

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Length: 6min 26sec (386 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 28 2021