Best Jesus Jokes in The Chosen

and I pray that if there are ever two children who come visit my home here you will give them the courage stay to say shalom so that they will know they do not have to remain in hiding amen what's that sound I hear sheep don't sound like that oh that's definitely not cheap maybe a rooster greetings children I seem to remember there was a problem something about Andrew's feet Andrew's face but first we must evaluate no no no I can I think we have to no no no no no I can't [Applause] [Music] [Music] thank you so when you help him some things even I cannot do Simon what troubles you I think just excited for the trip you know you can tell me the truth they tell me you don't already know what's in my head that's a conversation for another time wow I'm the only one Among Us who is married so you think I should have only called single people of course not and I'm glad you didn't but Eden will be along with her email I'm scared that things could get worse and you wouldn't be there see that's what I mean you already know anyway Simon everyone here knows what you're thinking most of the time it does not take God's wisdom you wanted to use the power of God to bring down fire to burn these people up well it sounds a lot worse when you say it that way you too you're like a storm on the sea come on Thunder exploding out of your chests at every turn in fact that's what I'm going to call you from Ellen James and John the sons of thunder that a good thing or a bad thing today it was not good but strong passion can be a good thing when channeled for righteousness I just may have to delay giving you that Authority we discussed earlier or in smaller doses until you two calm down a bit you're sure this is it I don't know this is the address I was given I'll be honest up front I only have five extra bedrooms and two of them are drafted they usually sleep on the ground I think they'll be fine I sure this isn't a problem I'm dying anyways I don't need the house anymore where is Jesus you have certainly livened things up around here you got me in a good mood just to fit in come in one of the rooms is haunted by my dead grandmother you know who he is he's not afraid of ghosts so tell me about how your students are doing each one of them I want to know what they pray for I I don't know that I'll have time to tell you about every single one of them I'm ready to collapse fine just tell me about your five favorites you know I don't have favorite you know that of course you do admit it why don't you tell me your favorites the women yeah that didn't take long and Z because he'll protect you really yes I'm teething I love them all well now friends we must all get home Barnaby she will still need you to walk her home it's getting late shalom shalom thank you I'll take this from you I don't think you need it anymore foreign [Music] [Music] you can do it faster than normal tonight huh [Laughter] all right pairing up Simon and Judas North to caesarea Philippi [Music] Andrew and Philip East to Nevada South to Berea John and Thomas to Joppa Big James and little James they can make it the thing humor disarms people

Channel: The Chosen

Views: 686,553

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Length: 8min 2sec (482 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 02 2023