The Channel Awesome Movies and why god left us.

do you believe in God [Music] no well of course you believe in him you killed him lucara grab the Band-Aid Stone brain just got [ __ ] staged for cancer from all the radiation in her big ass Studio like Channel awesome or back in the day that guy with the glasses was a company founded by Doug Walker it's a safe space for reviewers because YouTube said [ __ ] the critics we need more smog but here's the problem you put a bunch of these guys and gals on a ship it turns out like this he wouldn't suspect us all if just you going Doug decided it would be a great idea to grab all these guys and put them in a movie I'm gonna make you a star Jew Wario ironically he really did turn out like most of Hollywood oh no kickassia released in 2010 and it followed the nerd crew as they tried to take over malacia and yassified and turn it into moyasia they all show up with their fake child's toy Gods but the balassia guy pulls out a gun and mows them all down if you don't know velocity is a real place and this this guy owns it and he agreed to show up being in this because look at him he makes some stuff about how he had his own country of course he would be in here he probably thought Doug was like Johnny Depp I always thought of Veruca was a type of wart he got on the bottom of your foot there's a lot of scenes where they hang out in this one hotel room just all of them this is probably a joke but I wish it was real just try to imagine the snow in that room Cinema Snob has to sleep on top of Doug there's not enough room they don't even have water or food they just have graham crackers and freeway cold well spoony is doing a sonic Werehog thing but instead of a Werehog it's this guy nostalgic critic puts on his Nazi costume and they prepare for war I'm sorry but I [ __ ] love phalus and how he's dressed like a Target employee first of all it's Fearless not phallus second the guy's standing right there looking at you why don't you send the signal yourself balance just do it I really hope at least one of them got their like legs caught in a cactus and I hope it was Lucario's scream would probably be the funniest he has a scene where he pretends smartest girl is dead and it would generally be better than his actual try it acting yeah I know we're filming the big scene but let me put on my bum reviews costume real quick it will only take 30 minutes Drew Wario almost gets hit by a train it's just a toy train you really showed that rapist what's what phallus there's this one guy who I don't know but he always has his little toy bear and I hope he didn't turn out evil suddenly after Flat Stanley does this nothing really cool happens it just becomes a stupid comedy where they do nothing and everyone hates doug because he's a terrible leader oh yeah that also happens in the movie what if I told you this was the last picture taken before this family was ever seen alive again I don't really hate this one because it's so [ __ ] hilarious what all the grown-up men have their little toy guns and they enjoy stuff like this anyway I don't care I love when reviewers just do stupid shitty skits because they're bored of reviewing is a problem when it becomes an ego Fest but that doesn't really happen in this one it's just stupid [ __ ] and some of these guys are having fun like French stuffed bear man I don't I don't actually know if he's having fun but I am to be fair there are some good jokes and unlike most food groups it contains failures well I guess I have an idea right I have an idea do I actually recommend it no yeah yes whatever this is probably the best one because it isn't about them saving the universe but sadly it looks like a gay porn parody of a real film it's a real shame that Doug Force Cinema stopped to go get his Nazi uniform out of the car because he forgot it I heard he died on the way back gripping it in his hand and it kept uploading to his channel to keep it in memory sometimes I do get dog spread a feta bread definitely Suburban nights I didn't watch this one yet hopefully I recorded footage of me doing so and I can put it right here I can't like bring myself to watch anything that nostalgic critic is like he's not that bad in my opinion he's not that bad I know that he's not that bad but it's like it's what he stands for Nostalgia you like when Cara I've heard some bad things about him did he do something uh he did something like it I heard yeah some people like leads like his like rule 34 like searches and it wasn't too good something like that I think he looked up he looked up dead Muppets or something gay dead Muppet gangbang he's licked up with dead Muppets this guy's name is spooty spooty said was not on my contract can we watch that uh at a derby if this clip is in your put a bottom put put bottom right put yogurt was not in my contract everyone look up everyone look up talking spoon like 1995. Doug Walker is close enough to women to have them be in this and that's like um and then they all go outside and the the neighbors are scared neighbors are scared I really there should be a scene from like cool cat where the neighbor like walks out he walks back in oh no oh no gentle awesome did it again listen here it's funny because this isn't me I oh I'll help you overcome your problems with bestiality what all the car's looking these like dead Muppets someone just said she bad though she's doing this multiple people are saying this teacher he's so funny I thought like stuff would happen to this movie nothing's happening oh no here we come there man I think the scene where he's like I just wanted to ask you what you wanted for breakfast I love this scene I know about this scene I just wanted to know what kind of popular you wanted it's a legendary scene this is better than the coin flip scene coliseums for the Damned caveman right there he's the best one you're a human being I just asked if you wanted some popcorn put that in the video ten thousand times and it'll always be funny yes nobody broke me to see the music I just asking me what is the popcorn oh it's so funny it is what it is I'm so happy everyone agrees that the popcorn is the best part of this movie this movie is like a mass hysteria that he got so many people to do this it's not just him having a mental breakdown this is just like Mass hysteria right it's like the most documented case of mass hysteria and ever gay dead Muppet gangbang at the end of suburban nights the the Beloved character mati dies and this of course means he's resurrected as a black hole called the plot hole and he hates the critic now because yeah and the critic is haunted by his death even though in his own videos he seems to love killing random people especially if they're annoying so whatever character rock this is the next film To Boldly Flee I actually like this title it's pretty good more like to boldly suck ha this is one with the all the drama I should mention the movie is three [ __ ] hours and yes I did watch the entire thing but that was like two years ago but don't worry I skimmed through it Zod singing scene is fresh in my head I just couldn't take watching the entire thing again okay three hours I don't know what you expect from people who don't even like watching movies but whatever the real problem is that it was filmed over a couple weeks now this isn't the worst Hollywood Story But Doug what the [ __ ] you can see Fearless in the background of a couple shots just not giving a [ __ ] looks like he's about to pull a Jew yeah unlike kickass yet it really just feels not fun everyone looks so drained of Life the movie itself is like suburbanites and the way it's stupid Parry [ __ ] where they parody a movie and we're supposed to get the joke one of the main villains is a random character from sci-fi movie nobody [ __ ] launched and then Doug dresses like judge doom and kills the same three people over and over at least kickassia was a little original this is just I'm sorry man what the [ __ ] the only Improvement is how the movie looks they try a little harder with the cinematography and the camera just looks better but whatever it's funnier when it looks like this to be fair there are some things I like the scene where my tea is like hacking or haunting the computer or whatever is done kind of well and despite the ending scene being infamous for you I I'm the writer he's the writer pay the [ __ ] attention Okay I know he's saving the universe and he's an internet critic and the [ __ ] writer Doug is the hero but the part where he's choosing whether to walk out is kind of cool like how he just looks at his foot and he's a little taste of freedom from the reviews and effects on critics apparent sacrifice they're actually pretty cool wow critic you did it Bayless has a stupid subplot because he dresses like he works at Target still not this time yes finally a red shirt is gonna do something other than die put that in here all right full impulse shields on maximum let's shake that camera more for dramatic effect this isn't actually good I just like Fearless let's talk about pacing it takes the first hour of the film to get to the space house that ends the discussion on Pace nothing [ __ ] happens in this movie the whole middle portion is like when you put too much peanut butter on a sandwich what the [ __ ] is happening in there there's so many characters I want to mention but I really can't because they do nothing film brain is like oh I love you Nostalgia Critic I would never abandon you Cinema Snob just kind of [ __ ] off and has a plot about becoming Darth Vader and this person is Luke and she does the loot thing and snob is a good guy again something why is this happening okay so let's talk about mechakara [Music] [Music] Becca Cara was a character in Lucario's video it's like how Dr insano was in spoonie videos and [ __ ] linkara man what the [ __ ] does nothing in the movie but it's fine we still get a great Lewis love hog performance because Mecca card starts turning random critics into robots because that's they they needed something to do I feel like I should feel bad for making fun of this but I don't because I don't think anyone cares felis definitely doesn't so why should I this is very comparable to borderline forever the 200th video by Scott the laws they're basically both movies and they both go to space need any more proof look who is that tell me who the [ __ ] that is I want every gun we have to fire on that man but here's the difference it took more than two weeks it was only an hour and most of that stuff is Scott filmed by himself it has actual impressive scenes like songs because he got professionals to help him stop motion [ __ ] that he commissioned even when it's bad it's purposely bad because it's a [ __ ] post all of his friends have way more character because they are all trying to be the main guy because they aren't YouTubers and there's like way less to focus on you want me to give a [ __ ] about film brain please tell me why I should give a [ __ ] [ __ ] about film and I have undeniable proof that this was a better production nobody [ __ ] abandoned Scott after this releases I'm not one to leave the party early but when people start getting murdered that's where I draw the line the static critic doesn't even have the lightbringer left he just says Cinema Snob and [ __ ] Malcolm Ray really in our movie this isn't a perfect video or anything but it's a way better version of this idea it's still stupid gamer saves the world but here's my problem I love that [ __ ] to be fair both are kind of impressive Feats but which one would I rather watch this one has peanut butter gamer Cameo this isn't the worst thing to exist but it's not good and it wasn't even fun to make so what's the damn point he wouldn't give my character a proper and that was the end of the channel awesome movies nostalgic critic was gone and Doug made demo reels good thing that was a complete success and he never had to return to this character a lot of members would break ties and the majority would drift off into the world of nothingness except one man Atop The Fourth Wall was a show made by Louis lovehog love fog [Music] it's about the lightbringer lenkara who reviews comic books and then villain shows up so this can happen right I was actually mesmerized by him and I still kind of am but I mistook this for him being a good person and he's rolling on I even made a video about him back in the day I saved him and I shouldn't have my opinion on these two have completely flipped they're both kind of egotistical and ignorant but Doug knows what he is and I kind of I I kind of like him now and I respect him for still doing this being able to take criticism even after making no clip pixels review [Music] but Mr lovehawk thinks he's hot [ __ ] it doesn't take any criticism I'm not I'm not I'm not enough and I'm sorry but when I'm at my lowest a Nostalgia Critic video from like 2013 to 2015 feels so good when some evil villain shows up is usually someone who represents the movie and how bad it is or whatever in one card video it's what the [ __ ] is happening there's too much lore this is like reoccurring characters and then there's this do you believe in God Atop The Fourth Wall the movie released in 2015 after being funded by fans he raised so much money and I don't know where the hell it went because the only new thing here is this like Spaceship set made of cardboard uh actually it's phob insulation the story is about lancara having PTSD from finding gods or something and then he sleeps with his fedoron okay to be fair it's because he was drunk and passed out but also he wasn't drunk while filming so why is this just one shot this entire PTSD scene is just this one shitty shot you just put the camera on your nightstand and thrashed in bed maybe he was drunk now that why why aren't you out that I could linkara but I have to monitor the Kyle estes's Communications with Earth tomorrow and I cannot be hungover for that you look how it's super you know I said is that Jupiter he really was [ __ ] wasted no actor can fake that this government guy is like I trust you lenkara please there are only help but that he gets blowed up in a bunch of pizza sauces on his face sir oh why does it cut like that it's not in the same room Lewis the guard's character is just going through a bunch of [ __ ] and he's really putting his all into this performance I've seen this clip so many times but I don't care I still find it funny you guys have never stared into the face of an Angry God as it laughs at how small you are and then you stare right back at it and make it blink bro yeah I did coldest line in history I got literal chills no joke I froze there's a bunch of other critics here like Angry Joe Cinema star but then you froze girl but they literally do nothing like absolutely nothing what's funny is that Lulu didn't really give them a character but did for all four of the characters played by him there's these two other Lewis characters on the ship from his YouTube videos Frank Sinatra for some reason like he's just it's just Frank this Sinatra that's the joke I can't tell if it's a joke because all of his scenes are like Cara is a good kid but I won't be around long enough to protect them then there's 90s kid really didn't want to talk about why the [ __ ] is Frank Sinatra here [Music] holy [ __ ] I take every thing back I'm pumped as [ __ ] oh my God it's the turn of Mecca car he's back because he's back plot hole from the last movie Becca Carter is back hey wanna know what happens yeah when Cara froze he's just so scary especially when he rips his Plato off and he becomes a Halloween skeleton where the [ __ ] did he come from they beat robocara and lankara isn't depressed now because he now understands that life isn't about adventures and the fighting Gods it's about revealing a comic book and then robot robot cardic of Zid he may have froze but damn did he make me feel all warm and cozy oh God so that's the end all the drama is over film brain left lancara left and is still doing this Cinema snap didn't leave Angry Joe Angry Joe uh Fearless is I don't know if Doug is still going at it and honestly I don't care godspeed I don't give a [ __ ] I hope he makes five more to bully please wouldn't you want to work for one big company ah Channel awesome you've done it again uh the Riders no but for real I have no idea how to end this but I just want to say I am I am incredibly upset that I like modern Channel awesome more than modern Cinemassacre James will always still be better but I'm sorry I can tell Doug has a passion for these stupid skits he puts in this is messed up it wasn't supposed to be like this [Music]

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Length: 19min 58sec (1198 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 10 2023