The Boondocks Episode B.E.T Got Banned Off Tv

damn ason shoot I'm black I'm not walking to the Moon I'm walking to the LI st stop come on oh gave show Thurs so it's time for our Monday staff meeting what my name is Reggie Redland and I'm the new super duper smart Harvard educated president of entertainment at bet okay do you know why I was given this job cuz you're CU you're super duper smart yes but why because you went to Harvard yes yeah why would they want a super duper smart guy who went to Harvard to run bet I know because it's time to take bet in a New Direction remember the first day I showed up I asked what's our highest rated program and you guys said 106 in park with AJ and free yes and I said great hey who remember that 106 in park with AJ and free I said 106 in park with AJ and free yes and I said great fire them why because what you call success Reggie Rin calls failure and vice versa see when people ask me have I made bet a success I say no it's time to redefine success because once you Embrace failure you can't go anywhere else but up that's a business Theory they taught me at Harvard it's called negative elevation now I know I may be going a little too fast for some of you but I'm happy to slow it down are there any questions is it true that you put a ban on two and three syllable words man good question yes our research says we need to be focusing on the monosyllabic demographic I believe lots of confuses our viewers especially those in the South I got a question of course you did didn't go to Harvard do you have any experience running a network okay see now you're a hater you're fired so get on out of here I've haven't been paid in 3 months this is basically volunteer work for me oh well Qui it down so the rest of us who are getting paid can work thank yeah listen he going to keep him around yeah yeah that's free work he going to keep him around thank you you're the Harvard Man okay I would like everyone to please look under their chairs you will find a copy of the Black Panther comic book that I wrote please read it carefully this is the kind of super cool stuff we'll be doing at bet from now on chicken are you kidding me that's your complimentary lunch and the Orange is your new health care plan antioxidants very important yo they evil at be sheesh wait no no no you don't get any oh yeah you don't get paid TI okay let's talk about some new shows as you know we're starting bet animation here's what I want to sing I'm thinking rappers Young MC roller skating Ed he's going too fast his brakes don't work we'll get ton Lo to do the voice okay H how about an animated version of Hamburglar he's a hungry Thug it's gritty like the wire he does a driveby on Burger King Mcdonald can co- Finance we'll call it beef wait a minute yo this rer this riding room is a l I ain't got a lot to this is ass I'm seeing a Flintstones thing happening here Dino could be a Rottweiler maybe a pitbull instead of Bedrock we in Africa we're keeping it real you got that got it wedgie all right next up reality the Ruckus reality show I'm digging it I'm feeling it it's what's good let's do that show wait a minute is this the show about the black man who hates black people I hear that tone the head of Viacom personally asked me to make this show he was being sarcastic no excuse me which one of us went to Harvard huh did you go to Harvard you think you understand why humor more than me you know what shush you don't even work here anymore now the rest of you yeah I I I ain't going to lie you talking to me like that I might as well walk out bro why is you still in there getting disrespected fam you ain't even getting paid for this bro just deal crew get out to what CR orever that guys from and let's make the Uncle Ruckus show happen so this was banned huh that's crazy I wake up at a qu 5 in the a.m. am that's about 12 hours before most [ __ ] wake up I am a very spiritual person I start each day by thanking the white man for the sunrise for the land I walk on for the air I breathe I also apologize for [ __ ] but Lord knows they ain't going to apologize for themselves I am not black nor do I consider myself to be black many people mistake me for being negro because they don't know even with the Heartbreak of revisal I go that's a skin condition that's the opposite of what Michael Jackson's got every morning I apply this topical ointment made of bleach and sulfur I like to think it was that [ __ ] not working brother listen you got to give it up it's over with luckily I hadn't gotten much darker in the last few years as you can see here I enjoy building small shrines to certain special white people who are important in my life this one here is dedicated to John Wayne great white man didn't take no [ __ ] from [ __ ] Indians nor Mexicans and this one here is for George bushy first Lov him now this one here is dedicated to the most soul for soul singer to ever live yeah I work about 32 jobs over the course of a week damn it's interesting I got 32 jobs and most [ __ ] say they can't find one [ __ ] hey yo what the [ __ ] yo I wanted this [ __ ] say he got 32 jobs he do be everywhere like that [ __ ] be crazy great pleasures of my day is taking all these pretty little white chilling to school in the morning hey there good morning I keep the bus nice and clean for these kids oh excuse me excuse me oh hello there Miss madon is my little sunshine whoa whoa hold it right there the gun huh where's the Dr come on get get get out of here go do your little hyp asses and [ __ ] monkey Shuffle somewhere else buses for kids with a future what the [ __ ] that's right that's right get your lazy ass for some exercise y'all should just go be rappers get bro you ain't even let him on the bus bro go on get out of here bro you at least let them let him walk in peace bro each other desegregation ruin the American school system when did test goes AC Ross the country Dro after desegregation when the drug use and violence in schools go up after desegregation there was never no white kids shooting up nothing before they started going to school with [ __ ] these little angers wouldn't even know what a gone was it look like they bad as [ __ ] yeah they they got water gun fights it's a kid dancing on top of the table it's one getting jacked up over there one kid getting jacked and the teacher just H guys please can we stop oh my God please can we can we man a Peace Love man she people say the key to fixing the problems of negroes is education but I say education is not the answer why bother and what do [ __ ] do in college anyway oh they go there they party get drunk for four five years and end up just as ignorant as when they came in you ever seen these [ __ ] fraternities and sorties you ever seen these things silliest [ __ ] I ever seen in my life you think Aristotle turned to Achilles and said hey best create a fraternity and jump up and down barking like dogs oh he he he he talking about the C dogs hey you better watch it hey don't play it hell no white man out there getting Nobel prizes and doing business deals in the fatties [ __ ] jumping uping down with candy cane and doing all kinds of silly [ __ ] with their hand people say there's no difference between races but I tell you what I've been cleaning bathrooms for a long time and I can say white man [ __ ] just don't smell the same as black African [ __ ] okay what the [ __ ] no okay you got to stop now you getting crazy [ __ ] FAL matter is f matter [ __ ] he sound like he want to eat it nasty ass you got to watch out for Uncle Ruckus I'mma eat it see the white man just got a better liver white man his meat raw see that's healthier he calls it tat how you doing this day get M like sparking i l see that's why he don't have to wash his hands neither yes sir white man has impeccable hygiene you L old girl you waiting on your daddy yes yeah she talking about her daddy Tom he married to a white woman lucky something [ __ ] there he is sorry I'm late pumpkin what the [ __ ] is he wearing is that a kill [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out of here brother that's why she was smashing Usher on the back lord I must it Tom if you wearing a skirt this isn't a skirt Ruckus it's a Kil it's part of my Scottish Heritage now you stop that right there that's blasphemy against Mel Gibson and the proud Scottish people Mel Gibson isn't Scottish PR your mouth the Scottish man deserves better than making a mockery of his history but Ruckus I am part Scottish 32.5% actually I just found out I took one of those tests where they trace your DNA and tell you your exact ethnic makeup it's fine you should Riot you 30% Scottish black as you is I know is this a white doctor or a doy that gave you this test not that it matters but yes he was white well hell that's all you had to say a white doctor is 99.9% reliable black doctor is an oxymoron unless it's a witch doctor well well well know maybe I'll take me one of them tests I mean why should Alex Haley be the only person to discover their Roots you know I'm I'm sorry Alex what you know Alex Haley Roots Roots what is that some kind of gardening show you're joking right Roots you know Roots Roots Roots Roots you've never heard of roots the miniseries come here honey hold on here Roots I don't know nothing about what you talking about now the first thing you should know about me to Rito it's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got of a scientist or a technician we can trace genetic markers to different regions of the world and know exactly what your makeup is well don't let this sh fool you I'm as white as they come my favorite movie Are Gone With the Wind and nodding Hill mistress Leo remember when you asked us for a way to destroy the minds of black children at an even younger age oh sure well you'll be happy to know that I started animation to do just that oh I love cartoons especially eil ones yeah mistress levo we have a kids show coming on called super cyborg Mingo man yeah we go there he's an African warrior yes yes get to the evil part well maybe I should just show you we have the pilot pilot what's that the script actually we spent all our money on the Vin Diesel show oh my God he's so awesome so we got to do this one with a flip book H well it certainly is incompetent but we're missing something what are we missing people a budget uh yes but no Talent yes but no a work ethic Pride self-respect what network do you work for b t and what does that stand for Black Entertainment no black evil television it's not enough that the shows are bad they have to be evil as well send in my evil henchmen these are my evil henchmen big [ __ ] and crazy [ __ ] big niggga crazy [ __ ] big [ __ ] and crazy [ __ ] no what are they names what the hell one [ __ ] look like blade I don't know what old girl look like of black and evil oh no this [ __ ] didn't no Mr Leo please we'll make it more evil I promise oh hell no this wagie grabbed him by his afro please save me shees uh-oh [ __ ] get huh this Uncle Rucker show how's it going great fantastic is it evil oh absolutely I hope so wedgie it kind of makes sense if this was banned and he's kind of [ __ ] on a uh he [ __ ] on the network that that was at a time cuz I ain't going to lie bet was whing bet was doing all type of weird [ __ ] I can I can see them trying to take this [ __ ] down they ain't going to lie for sake yeah you [ __ ] with [ __ ] money they don't like this [ __ ] sheesh cuz if it's not evil then you know what going to happen and by Heaven I mean you'll be killed or at least very seriously injured so so you know just make sure it's evil it's tough here it is my test results can you hear my heart beating oh the white man science is amazing Ain it oh my God yeah [ __ ] this this can't be it says I'm 102% African with a 2% margin of error why Lord why Lord why God see I told you [ __ ] you know [ __ ] you we all knew you was black [ __ ] you was [ __ ] we know I got something for for a fraternity of niggga a fraternity of banana up P tree banana black fraternity should have an African name fraternity bo bo I got a black fraternity for you it's called prison jail fire jail [ __ ] jail fire jail Mr there's a problem he he ain't know better he just loving it look at him shoot what's the problem he hasn't gotten out of bed in 3 days he got some bad test results or something that [ __ ] that [ __ ] depressed rest yes yes yes I know you went to Harvard yes okay thr that harv keep filing well I'm black now the first thing I did was quit all my jobs I don't know how I'm supposed to pay the bills start selling crack or rapping rapping about selling crack I might not even have raliz she I hope I hope this not the gangst delicious white te now oh Lord let's hope okay I'm black what am I supposed to do now what is it then huh is this what you do all day sit there reading books that make you think better of yourself huh black man can't get nowhere with his little pean size line so now you can read now what what you going to do now oh uh-huh nothing that's what I thought you know why cuz we [ __ ] both of us and that's and that's all we ever going to be that's all we ever going to be so this is what I have to look forward to as a black man just sitting around playing PlayStation all day waiting for the next mad to come out maybe I should go out and put rims and all kind of goofy [ __ ] on [Music] my oh we probably going to die in a second now from one of these conditions and diseases that [ __ ] get that [ __ ] said I guess I'm put some ribs and all this goofy [ __ ] yo this [ __ ] is hilarious bro PlayStation waiting for the next Madden to come out maybe I should go out and put rims and all kind of goofy [ __ ] on my that's crazy oh we probably going to die in a second now from one of these conditions and diseases that [ __ ] get you name it diabetes doubt high blood pressure asthma sicker cell rck stop this is all in your damn head you're the exact same fool you were last week you were black then you're black now and you're going to be black tomorrow to ain't nothing wrong with being black if you give it a chance you might actually like it talk to him Ruckers what are we doing here well this is do right this [ __ ] F to buy some sneaks get the hell out of here bro this [ __ ] trying to get some js [ __ ] it's okay [ __ ] stick to the sketch that you used to bro it's cool bro you ain't got to get no Jordans I sneakers then maybe lady will buy loud stereos and B rate women in is this the kind of [ __ ] you [ __ ] put on your feet nowadays this look like y [ __ ] do be Wilding with this [ __ ] damn asut shoot I'm black I'm not walking to the Moon I'm walking to the LI St R stop come on that walk to the walking to the Le star R stop come on man Libra James Alan obon can I get a you named after a white man please excuse me doy in the zebra shirt can I get a Bruce Jenner sneaker man the hell with this [ __ ] you on your own I'm not leaving here till I get me a shoe named after white man P Pete maravic anybody yo this [ __ ] is having a mental breakdown right now yo he's having a mental breakdown right bro I'm literally like [ __ ] tears bro this [ __ ] is stupid I ain't saying I like Democrats I don't don't know what my eyes red bro oh my God bro my bad I'm sorry that [ __ ] was stupid [ __ ] they do but the Republicans they done [ __ ] the country all the hell [ __ ] just look at Ira president over there killing black fol St black I wish you try to St me IR I tell that [ __ ] Bush to kiss my black ass now that's enough that's enough time outro time out I can't sit here and let y'all M mouth my president did any of y'all [ __ ] hear the president when he said Iraq was Central to the global war on terror or did all miss it because he wasn't speaking in baboon instead of sitting around here topping the brill off each other's heads y'all should take your black asses to Iraq and help freed them okay a little more off the side she damn damn gorilla terrorist just what is going on why have you kidnapped me and now doctor we will discuss your methods of DNA testing uhoh oh that's the doctor that gave him the results oh no what the [ __ ] they kidnapped him bro listen you don't [ __ ] with these people money shees shees you don't [ __ ] with these people money no please no [ __ ] why does this always happen when we triy to use the goddamn torture machine can somebody please get the power back on so we can use a torure machine I think someone forgot to pay the bill wedgie well someone pay the [ __ ] bill Hey listen look look we was just talking about uh Tyler p and he watching Billa sheesh listen I told you bro that I can see why this [ __ ] got banned bro you start [ __ ] with [ __ ] money and start and start waking [ __ ] up uhuh we going to ban you [ __ ] you [ __ ] up the bread [Music] well you [ __ ] please shut the hell up I'm TR to [Music] watching it ain't for you oh no he F to do he going to delete himself stop him rockus no they what bro that's how [ __ ] that's really how [ __ ] up reality shows be really have meltdowns for real and they just be watching this [ __ ] sheesh what the hell are you guys doing you were going to let him you said just keep filming so he's the star you got to let the star commit but it's crazy reality I mean it's the Uncle Ruckus show if there's no Uncle Ruckus there's no show oh so from now on we're supposed to stop him if he get this come on man what are we doing what it look Comm Jesus watch the going forward to just a life of rap music and 40 o what I'm supposed to do now huh be somebody baby daddy hang out on the corner all day and night shooting dice cops chasing me all the time he picking the underbelly of the hood [ __ ] man that's what the hood [ __ ] be doing they be they be driving their baby mama car they be that's the hood [ __ ] like it's it's normal [ __ ] that go to work and and do their job bro and come home and chill and ain't in the streets man come on now my body ain't made to hand a stunn gun ain't got but two or three shows on TV to identify with r you make a very compelling argument but I know that you're going to get through this is this what I'm supposed to be reading now huh this Vibe Theo jet you call this a magazine look at this this is a pamphlet field in stream National Review Soldier of Fortune those are magazines this is a brochure they should call this National Geographic except the photos are better essence essence essence of what essence of ugliness Ruckus we have a saying at bet this is crazy we hate and I know you share that same sentiment but I've learned how I can use my blackness against the BL look at bet you think we put this [ __ ] on the air because it's entertaining you think we sit down and say hey let's be entertaining how about a bwin Hills reality show I have good taste Gregory Hines is entertaining Sammy Davis Jr he's entertaining you think I can can relate to anything these young [ __ ] have to say no we air this [ __ ] because we despise our audience there you go talk to him you want to set him up for failure talk to him cuz I ain't going to lie I Feel Like Love and Hip Hop I know it's VH1 but it's owned by the same people I Feel Like Love and Hip Hop shaped a lot of like just toxic [ __ ] like toxic [ __ ] for real at least in black community at least not only that cuz men too like [ __ ] doing in rap videos got the gun the big booty [ __ ] the deg gring [ __ ] and [ __ ] like that that [ __ ] plays a part too like [ __ ] see that and think that [ __ ] okay yes of course yes yes yes but they all require more work this is easy and the only people who suffer the only people who suffer Ruckus are black children I think we both can live with that wed you Rin you sure do have profound insights but I don't know I I just don't think I can stand Life as a doy aha it's you you did this to me you gave me that test God yes I know and I came because there was a mistake at the lab we had a black intern there I didn't know about he messed up your tests here your why why why a black intern [ __ ] up your test actual results he'll believe that huh well I'll be hallelujah hallelujah how dare you mistakenly inform a man of his Blackness you should be ashamed to call yourself a white doctor I'm uh sorry see Ruckus that is [ __ ] crazy bro they tortured that man to give him a fake copy of his results bro come on man you were worried about nothing Well w I must say for doy you are not that difficult to hang around now you said you learn all that stuff in Harvard well I definitely didn't learn it at one of those historically black colleges oh no Mo house call it left house oh it sure feel good to be white again sheesh uhoh he back on this [ __ ] living even for a few days as a black man gave Old Uncle Ruckus a whole new perspective on life and a whole lot more sympathy towards colored folks I dare you that that's good oh look what we have here you're for real we not trying to play with you today Ruckus we just trying to cross the street well go right ahead you young Lama like oh no you going to set him up [Music] oh this nigga's crazy shees

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Published: Fri Jan 12 2024