The Incredibly Sad Story of Uncle Ruckus *𝑬𝒎𝒐𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍*

look at you didn't i tell you you wasn't gonna be [ __ ] with your stupid ugly wife and your stupid ugly cheerings i can't wait to die so i don't have to look at your ugly black [ __ ] oh [ __ ] got a new one we got another one for my boy safari the sad story of uncle ruckus no relation make sure you like comment subscribe all right good stuff it helps me in the youtube algorithm let's get into the video man let's go my name is uncle roberts and this is the story of my relations i was born on an unusual circumstance it was the fourth of july and i was told it was an especially good night to be bombed but that was some [ __ ] that came as soon as i heard what is it doc there's no easy way to put this that brown spot on your child's arm it's a rare and incurable skin disease spread all over his body his skin will continue to grow blacker and blacker and blacker and even blacker and more blacker and blacker and okay all right we can we get it he's gonna be a [ __ ] we we got it then even blacker talking plain english damn it i can't understand what you're saying eventually he will be indistinguishable from a negro [Laughter] [Music] but around that time i guess [ __ ] wasn't they they weren't feeling that [ __ ] i wasn't feeling that [ __ ] at all how are you what are you doing there was he finna oh he was gonna toss him in there yes tough [Music] god damn they tripped over them who left this [ __ ] baby on my steps sweet this ain't no regular baby it's a white baby it's the most beautiful white baby in the whole wide world right baby oh [ __ ] that's all i need a goddamn white baby kidnapping [ __ ] put that thing down for the police cub no wait here's some money somebody wanted us to take him [ __ ] find him wait baby hey he snatched that [ __ ] quick better than i thought what's this some kind of birthmark don't look like new birdman i ever seen who knows i'm sure it's nothing mister can we keep him can we love him forever and raise him to be our own beautiful white child as husband and wife what the [ __ ] fine [ __ ] oh thank you mister what should we name him we gonna name it after my uncle okay uncle ruckus it is but if the authorities come you going jail [ __ ] i didn't know nothing about this white baby [ __ ] [Laughter] like a spread rapidly across my whole body like that black symbiote that turned tofa grace into venom and spiderman part three by the time i was three that's crazy that's a that's a crazy comparison to venom taking over my adopted negro father was a loser even by losing negro standards yes why you frolicking in the damn village running your ass to the store and give me some beer [ __ ] he was missing just for the sake of being miserable but what i remember most was his unwarranted hatred of the white man god damn [ __ ] is said that [ __ ] is said to cross so far in this y'all crackers black man can't get it here for nothing i remember him making me feel very ashamed for my very own whiteness i hate all these white [ __ ] man my mom i'm white daddy's just upset baby cause he's lazy and the white man makes him work hard oh no no no no no no i have two younger brothers my brother daryl and my other brother durrell but mr always seemed to single me out the way i would get beaten it's the famous scene [ __ ] did you just break that place jesus lord have mercy my baby just having fun with off limits in mister's house look at that i just catch you having fun [Applause] i want to be a doctor when i grow up [ __ ] did i just catch you wanting to be [ __ ] [Applause] [Music] my darling adopted negro mother who i loved almost like she was white did the best she could now don't you listen to him uncle you ain't no worthless [ __ ] deep down deep down in your heart you always have to believe that you are special she made sure i knew all my white history mama who's george washington he's the man responsible for more peanut allergy deaths than anyone who ever lived what the [ __ ] yo she ain't she white why don't we read about eli whitney instead he invented the cotton gin he was a great white man just like you many a night i dreamed about my biological father returning to take me away to white people land but it never happened when i thought it couldn't get no waste my grandmamma showed up at the doorstep i'm dying she was the only person i ever met more miserable than my dad ah look at you didn't i tell you you wasn't gonna be [ __ ] with your stupid ugly wife and your stupid ugly cheerings i can't wait to die so i don't have to look at your ugly black [ __ ] oh [ __ ] she is cooking him oh my god liz she is savage all right i don't want no parts of her listen hurt people hurt people i see how he why he act how he act oh god i can't take it was very shortly after that my adopted father threw me out of the house i ain't seen none of them saying hmm i'll never forget the day my grandma nelly rucker showed up at my house after all them many years i'll never forget it cause it was a day that scarred me for the rest of my natural bone life oh god damn it oh uncle it's you sheesh nelly is that you [ __ ] i thought you was a burglar a big fat funky nasty stinking black one-eyed mother what are you doing here bro she is cooking uncle i'm dying doctor says it's gonna be any day now yo y'all see this racist [ __ ] in the background he got this [ __ ] eating a watermelon he got kicked out i just couldn't do it i couldn't die in the finals i haven't seen or heard from you since the day daddy threw me out 53 years ago yeah so what's new with you your daddy always used to say you wouldn't amount to [ __ ] do you even have a job i have 47 jobs actually yeah right is one of those jobs a unibomber and how am i supposed to die in this [ __ ] up chair no lumbar support you want me to die with back problems you raggedy [ __ ] your story is just so powerful and so sad real real sad you're real sad no count i mean i ain't gonna cry cause that's gay but but it is real sad but i don't know what to do i swear i can't go back home with that woman now please don't make me go oh i get it you leave me in the shack and you come and hang out in here [ __ ] mansion hey she trying to die in style you feel me she's trying to die in some class you feel me god damn it pull it up oh [ __ ] now this is a dying chair right here no no no no no no no no no that's my chair that's a living chair oh yeah is that a limit i might want to get buried in this [ __ ] right here grandma nelly please you can't die in robert's chair let's go back home i don't want to die in that [ __ ] i want to die in the fancy [ __ ] mansion i only get to do this once it's crazy to the pick where you want to die is crazy that is wild and i'ma do it right oh daddy daddy is coming here i told him i was here and he told me he wanna come watch me die ain't that a [ __ ] that's crazy too oh whoa ooh he can take your ass out here and watch you die someplace else nerve that [ __ ] trying to put a blade on me in my house 50 years my mother bunny rockers my brother daryl and my other brother lorell and finally my father mr ruckers is a [ __ ] dead yet oh i can't tell you how nice it is to see all of them i can't believe this [ __ ] name is mister from [ __ ] uh color purple my boy's under one roof oh my god he's good ain't it we got so much catching up to do now uncle did you know that daryl is an accountant for a white finance company and just got a promotion from his white boss who isn't that amazing that's wonderful daryl a white man promoted congratulations oh it's really not that big a deal and darrell here owns his very own motorcycle shop eddie's married to a white woman oh she's the most beautifulest white woman that is eating his ass alive do you feel me he is getting pissed have a seat and she has his name tattooed right here on a white titty mama that's personal i can't believe it my own brother with his name tattooed across a white woman's milk bland uh i think it said milk glands speaking of accomplishments what'd you accomplish boy hush mister [ __ ] got 40 47 jobs 48 jobs whatever the [ __ ] he said i know he got money stacked up he probably just don't want to spin the [ __ ] i'm praying he lives in this beautiful neighborhood around some lovely white people living a shack on the outskirts of town he works hard and still ain't got [ __ ] and ain't never gonna have [ __ ] you know what that makes you i'm mexican is that what you've accomplished with your life boy that [ __ ] is vicious bro don't let that [ __ ] violate you uncle ruckus and i'm mexican you ain't even gonna speak english to be a mexican yo that you're a professional mexican is that my fault he's not a mexican he's our son you always treated me different you never loved me because because because i am adopted i adopted it boy you still believe that [ __ ] goddamit how old are you mr stop you still believe you got what was that called what you call it a riva taligo daddy come on that's enough he does have revitaligo you ever heard of anybody else having reeva talago yo mama made that [ __ ] up boy she thought it'd be good for your self-esteem if you believe deep down you was white i shouldn't let dumb [ __ ] read psychology books that's not true we found you on the doorstep i don't hate you cause you adopted i hate you cause knocking up your mama killed my chance of me ever experiencing a single moment of happiness oh damn a joy for the rest of my damn life baby don't listen to him after that it was more and more hungry i ain't gonna lie bro you gonna have to beat that [ __ ] i know that's your daddy and all he's got to beat that [ __ ] ass bro no cap miles to feed all my big plans going right down the [ __ ] i worked my life away for these damn crackers still couldn't make my ends meet mister now you need the white man out of this shut your ass up bunny i'm sick of you talking about that goddamn white man all the time name one of them whoever did [ __ ] for any of you huh can't do it can you look at what you did yeah ain't gonna lie his story is sad bro his family all [ __ ] up this is a dysfunctional family boy i'm telling you all my kids are some damn uncle toms and you're the worst a black fool hates himself so much he can't even see what's in front of him in the mirror just another black [ __ ] like her arrest bro he man look look hey what a [ __ ] do this would a [ __ ] do that he pissed he is mad he is furious ah you you're the reason why after i say the name ruckus i always say no relation i am adopted i am adopted that's tough man it's a shame we don't all get together more often uncle she gone damn in my living room huey get my chainsaw where we going back to the hotel daddy already let's keep partying she's finally dead it's not true is it what mr said you know you can't listen to that black fool your daddy's just miserable because he never learned to love the white man mark my words she is still going on with this it's crazy they end up just like his mama just be happy you're adopted son we doc is our mess [Music] we what is the mess we darkest [ __ ] get the [ __ ] the family decided it was best to bury nellie in woodcrest that was on the count of the generous 70 discount offered to employees such as myself mind if we help don't seem like this should be all on you a lot his brother's pretty cool though like even growing up in that house his brother's pretty cool not a good one even though one of them looked like mr t no one too darrell you did always seem to get it to waste uncle what i never could understand was holly man got to be so hateful so mad at the war for no reason look nothing excuses what mr did to us growing up but as we got older we saw things the white folks mr works fought well they didn't always treat him very well no that's crazy talk no uncle it's true every time mr went out into the world the white man took a little more of his dignity and his sanity and he probably came in came home and and brought y'all the pain he received throughout the world i kind of i see it i see it her people hurt people man that's what i say all the time bro her people hurt people man so he probably received that hurt from the outside world and then brought it to the house and and put that on the kids that's [ __ ] up and his humanity he serves white folks his whole life [Music] even worked for the police department at the practice dummy no sometimes they would just abuse him for no reason good job boy jesus christ oh my god that nigga's back is done [Music] well he must have done something it just ain't in the white man's nature to act cruel for no reason sometimes i think him being so hard on us was his misguided way to try and toughen us up for a tough world nellie had a statement that she wanted red today for the last six decades of my miserable life i had only two wishes the first was to die the second was that my only son mister but somehow reached the grave before me while i am obviously disappointed that this didn't happen and i curse him from the grave i'm still pretty happy to be dead that was beautiful thank you however i get the last word cause i'm alive [ __ ] yo this [ __ ] is crazy this [ __ ] is the embodiment of black air force energy this [ __ ] don't give a [ __ ] about no you know what not even black air forces [ __ ] he wearing black fubus no cap black fubu energy right here bro i'm telling you and a round of applause for my son uncle for the fine job he did digging the grave it's okay boy i had some shitty jobs in my day cause that was back in jim crow now how you gonna be a failure in the 21st century with a [ __ ] in the white house is beyond me please no no that's okay keep talking keep talking daddy that's the eulogy this whole woman deserves oh she did this to you and now you doing it to me heard people hurt people what i tell you what i tell you you've been doing it our whole life and it's getting old it's getting real old old man so get it out your system then sit down and shut the [ __ ] up [Applause] your ass [ __ ] sheesh boy what did you say to me uh what part in particular [ __ ] god damn you did well i guess grandma nelly got her wish yes yes i could marry my white lover sheesh that's a tough ending bro that's a tough ending i mean listen this just was was hilarious it was sad and it was good storytelling man make sure you like comment subscribe i hope you guys enjoyed the video

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Published: Sun Jun 19 2022