The Boondocks Episode Tyler Perry Got Banned Off Tv

some Jesus mhm he's my co-pilot Lord we thank you for well it appears cars too hey it should have been me not [Music] him just one dick minute oh no Nadia she on the loose y'all you better tell me who the hell in my house before I get to put the BL up my dues this is Jesse he's my my new friend new friend huh do that mean he eating up the co that's a new that's how it be if y'all ever watch them plays or them the media movies just start dancing and twerking on a [ __ ] like like what hold on hey Jamal yes my o Jamal Lord no reason now what bu you were trying to say about your special friend his name is Jesse and he's a good Christian man with benefits benefits girl why didn't you say so [Music] good still you can go ahead and check the exploration dat on the island no put that [Applause] [Music] away this is crazy why are we watching a Winston Jerome play shut up oh that's what they changed his name to Winston Jerome Winston Jerome is holding the open casting call for the leading man in his new play and I ain't preparing for my audition audition like an acting audition audition of a lifetime but you don't act don't act your granddad was once a passionate dedicated thesbian when was this this [ __ ] got bro he is done everything this nigga's completed every side mission and completed the main story oh this was long before the days of Terence Howard see Hollywood for young handsome lightskinned black man with good hair in old days and action they call me Mr PB so funny Mr P that's a soda's name oh is it they call me Mr ribs he is so bad [ __ ] Mr Handyman oh my fo my fo crap craing real bad yeah Grandad can we keep it a buck brother you're not a good actor you you you act like you reading real slow you ever see the kid in school that got to read and he don't want to read and he the bus went to the that's how you acting [ __ ] you you read you act like that [ __ ] Reed you feel me real man I bet you BL dream you had a real man I P the fool thank you we'll call you thank you for the opportunity breaking into Hollywood at your age he's looking for mature men see look right here casting for a black leading man 50 and older night skinn good hair must look nice shirtless and not allergic to baby oil what's up with the lightskinn thing the lightskinn that means you if if you in a Tyler Per movie and you lightskinn you a man you're going to be the superhero but look if you're a dark skinned man or a bald [ __ ] you're the evil villain don't you ever think you're too old I know why can't I be a sex symbol why can't I be a heart throb I say do it before it's too late and it's going to be too late real soon so uh yeah hurry up thank you Riley I'm going to really support show him my stuff give that man everything I got pause pause pause what I mean you did Sir brother you did say you was going to get that man everything you got Lord Jesus come on now you said something gay so you got to say no homo or else you a homo but what did I say gay you said you was going to give this dude everything you got no homo that's not gay I said I was going to give the man everything I got oh Dad if it sound gay it's gay and you got to say no homo how I know you're not a homo Grandad if you don't say no homo I'm I'm not saying no homo okay you want to be a homo stop calling your granddaddy a homo then say no homo I don't want to say no homo I'm a homo your ass you don't stop saying pause ah hold pause pause the typical Winston Jerome story starts with a beautiful educated professional black woman trapped in a troubled marriage with the brown skinn bald dude from Law and Order what I tell y'all [ __ ] what did I tell y'all [ __ ] it's always like that majority of his movies his plays is always a evil dark skinn man and then the superhero that come save today is the lightskinned dude can you do this to me get out I'm going to marry this white Hy because you are strong and might make me a better man d That's facts that's facts they always end up marrying a white girl or mixed girl like yeah yeah that's fact Mo shows up as the shirtless lightskinn Gardener who just got out of jail excuse me uh may I rake your leaves at first she acts like she like the lightskinned garden but eventually she gets to and SE the now I know that a poor light skinned Garden who can't even afford a shirt but I love me some Jesus wait that's why he shirtless he can't afford the shirt yeah that's not it love me some you oh Lord thank you Jesus I never thought I'd ever be with a man so loving light skinned and I will always be light-skinned just for you being a good Christian woman she gives a marage one last chance because Jesus said so get involved so I hate you and I hate Jesus just win the brown skin dud from yo get him out of here though like come on now about to hit her here comes the shirtless G hold it right there bheed dude from Law and Order the woman in the garden of K hav found true love through Jesus and of course media come out dancing and acting a fool I didn't think there'll be this many people here just for a play you might not get the part Granddad these guys look like they ready to go we seen your acting skills and that ain't it brother let me tell you something this starts with the play but if you like you in the play now you in the movie of the play if you like you in the movie of the play now you in the TV spin-off of the movie or play wait a minute you're Kadeem harderson starup TV is a different world what are you doing here I don't know if you know this but they ain't exactly a bunch of other [ __ ] we could be doing right now I mean what I'm supposed to wait for the next Aila in the be to pay my mortgage huh no thanks that was a good movie too [Music] mhm Mr Jerome would like to see you sheesh he would you won't be needing that shirt God damn assistant crazy told me in my next play why he got his shirt why is all these [ __ ] with they shirt off you're a victim what is this Duke should find her they oiled up what the [ __ ] going on S A man so I've decided to call this play mukes finds herself a man do you think you're man enough for Muk Robert yeah I think so yes kind czy Muk you are a strong intelligent black woman who will make me a better man my D wait wait something's off lotion I told you it's that slow reading [ __ ] in school what flavor you want me I got tropical Peach sunrise Orange minty mang going apricot or I can just take two flavors and swell them together just tell me which ones you like oh though you want me to pick one for you uh okay they got the lotion guy oh my God turn around that's kind of crazy you want me to pop these bumps no all right you good then that that boy got back acne you hear that you want me to pop them bumps e okay Robert again sheesh my dud that's it breathtaking so he got him off the oil that's that's what it was he like he liked them olded up paws Jesus Lord Jesus he like he liked them olded up that's what that's what it was you know what I'm saying that's what it was no I remember when I sat down to write my first play I asked Jesus will you co- write with me and he said yes and I told Jesus I want to write plays for women why they got Jesus with blue eyes bro J since that day I've searched the world for the sexiest black men alive and I found them my shirtless men and Jesus was pleased I didn't know religion work like that then I asked Jesus how can I further spread your message on Earth and he said crossdressing and so I put on a dress in a wig and Jesus was pleased with that dress that wig and these beautiful muscular gifts from that's kind of crazy that Jesus telling you to crossdress that's crazy God I built an Empire and soon I will crush Ice Cube and my supremacy of black Hollywood will be complete Ice Cube we don't allow just anyone on this journey chill brother I [ __ ] with Ice Cube y'all [ __ ] with Ice Cube shout out to Ice Cube hold on that's a legend you don't I don't tolerate no disrespect to Ice Cube that's a legend real cool chill guy you know what I'm saying legendary have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior Robert yeah uh I guess get on your knees Robert ow on your knees Robert okay damn you got big hands do you accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior Robert no not this POS no this looks like something else [ __ ] you're not playing you're not getting a roll brother you're on a casting couch and it's looking real spooky right now you're a victim yes do you accept me Winston Jerome as the representative of Jesus Christ in the TV and movie business sure I guess do you rounce ice cube and all his works well you know I kind of like frag yeah FR come on now Friday are We There Yet come on man boy what boys in the hood come on bro come on he the [ __ ] got the big three I mean come on man what that movie with Kevin Hart come on man you can't do we can't we can't do that you rounce Ice Cube and all his works I rounce Ice Cube louder I renounce Ice Cube and all his works and all this work including Friday including Friday no I can't do it I'm sorry I would have to walk out right then and there prise my new leading [Applause] man crazy we're having a fun tonight you should come Tom thanks for agreeing to watch the boys tonight no problem Robert I mean this is your big break so what is he like who Winston uh nice guy down to earth nothing strange or freaky or bizarre about him at all NOP nope nothing out of the ordinary I just think he's the best that's what people need more of positive entertainment without all the cursing and people saying the n-word all the time hey are there going to be some steamy scenes to look forward to huh who's the lucky Leading Lady oh actually um media [ __ ] media they haven't cast her yet probably uh sonar naan maybe Haber you know somebody hot man stop Grandad's leading lady is a dude what shut up boy you don't know nothing we read the script Grandad stop dad you read that script that's top secret it was really really terrible by the way don't front Grandad you playing a dude's boyfriend it's that Winston Jerome guy in a dress huh you mean M Dukes you're playing m Dukes duk there no love scene Grandad's going to need to have no homo tattooed on his forehead after this there no nothing I think that's great Robert no I ain't going to lie how he had you on your knees can we be honest Chad how he had him on on his knees like that it might be one of them scenes you know what I'm saying might be one of them Ma scenes up in there real actor now completely dedicated to the part I say do the love scene but there no love SC well I think do wear dress Jesus told him to wear that dress you just mad cuz Jesus doesn't love you a that's messed up come on now can't do that hello Robert we're so glad you decided to join us boy I don't matter if I do yeah that brother's starving sir cupcakes hello how do you do we're so glad you joined our crew Welcome to our lovely compound the [ __ ] is this where it all goes down [ __ ] is this [Music] a want to stream anything is possible with Jesus on our team this is crazy oh no yo Granddad is flabbergasted he doesn't know what to [Music] do damn Jesus gave him the make plays and dress like women [Music] wow Lord oh [Music] [ __ ] me we position what is going on okay I remember y'all saying this [ __ ] was banned I can kind of see I can kind of see why Tyler Perry is probably Furious Tyler Perry was somewhere punching the [ __ ] air I know he [Music] [Applause] was s right the cross dress for Christ that's tough that's tough wow is that in the place no we just do that for fun come let me show you the compound the cast and crew of my plays are like family we work together eat together pray together now let me show you where you'll be staying uh did you say staying oh yes you'll live here at the compound during the run of the play I want everyone totally immersed in the production our outside calls here we must remove all distractions oh it's just my grandkids you know kids they always want to talk to their soul legal Guardians tell them you won't be coming home for a while best to make it a clean break uh I'll just call them back answer it hey boys hey Grandad we were just wondering how late rehearsal was going to go Tom had to leave and we're getting kind of hungry well uh I'm I'm not coming home for a while so don't wait up how late uh maybe a week or two or more we got a lot of rehearsal stuff to do what uh there's some cash in my sock drawer Praise Jesus no this some cold Lord Jesus this some cold ass lock down compound you can't talk to nobody but me as [ __ ] look listen this ain't it this ain't it Grandad get them out of here they got the Vini sausages out crazy I remember them times pause this is a great day brothers and sisters the first day of rehearsals for M Dukes finds herself a man let us pray Lord Jesus you are a wonderful Savior and an excellent producing partner as well I can't believe I'm here I made it I'm on my way to the top I might already be at the top n you ain't at the top yet but keep going brother man look at these the big oldy chesty on that one in Jesus's name I feel you I feel you granded hey I feel you brother we pray am man am man am man hallelujah we're so happy you're here with us Robert Jesus is so good I've been working with Mr Jerome for nearly 10 years oh your family must be very no she's enslaved you see that lady's eyes we've been working for no when [ __ ] do that run we've been working for him for 10 years she didn't even blink like like it's over with like it's done like it's done like scattle scram honey I don't talk to my family anymore this is my family now soon it'll be yours too I'm going to get me some Kool-Aid well not the Kool-Aid that's what's keeping her that's what's [ __ ] her up project but I've been in the business for almost 12 years well that's nice anything I might have seen let's see I was in do the typ thing uh lady sucks the blues new crack city and then my last film was six dicks of Separation oh my lady no no no no no no she one of those she's she's an adult star or adult act she she didn't IR her stripes for real six but that was before Winston saved me all that time I was giving up the ass for me now I only give up the ass for Jesus Jesus and his homeboy M damn what the [ __ ] Praise Jesus in the name oh man Robert would you join me in my study beautiful isn't it I had the sweater put on him because he just looks so cold up there I just wanted to warm him up because I love Jesus yo they are on this nigga's ass what did Toler Perry do to uh Aaron McGruder cuz God he is on his ass do you love Jesus Robert oh yes I love me some Jesus mhm he's my co-pilot Lord we thank you for well it appears you too it should have been me not him it's not fair hey look am I mad at him look can we be mad at him bro like she's she's she's a legendary star in her field brother and she got him out like can I be mad at him I'm it's okay Robert you love women more than you love Jesus don't you it's kind of apples and oranges if women are what you desire Robert then Jesus and I will deliver hundreds thousands of women any kind you want well now since you put it like that I want some of thema keys and a couple of them Beyonce something Spanish and a big old PR white woman that look like Linda will provide them hey Grandad got a crazy taste boy he got all his taste everywhere but you must give yourself to Jesus first Robert and to me H what you mean by that you know how I feel about the [ __ ] phone Jesus Christ my yo his whole demeanor change he didn't even sound the same right there they probably just worried you must choose Robert between your old life and your new one I mean he got grand kids to take care what's up with this guy hey boys uh no everything's good look please a real deal C bro this is my family now they F to drug him okay Choice Robert I don't get it they is new family now it's worse than I thought granddad's in a cult a cult SI that's gay well he's in trouble we got to save him come on you're just a lowly excom and I'm a big shot lawyer cut frown how are they going to know you're mad if you don't frown more more more damn it you want me to put something nasty in your mouth to help you frown come on now dog come on man what do you brother you better get the frowning real quick cuz whatever he puts in your mouth could be anything brother okay continue well at least I have Jesus and the strong love of a black African beautiful inin black woman cut cut cut cut cut this isn't working I cannot work like this anymore I've worked with Jesus damn it check [ __ ] let us pray Jesus holy Jesus help us with this scene it seems to be a little flat wait Jesus is trying to tell me something hold on Jesus yes Jesus uh-huh right righty you're the boss Jesus says the scene would have more impact if you grabbed the M dukes and kissed her deep on the lips kiss hold on J say that is that part of you're a victim was that part of the script I don't think I could have sworn that wasn't part of the script was it Jus said that we need to kiss passionately so the audience can feel our love not Jesus telling him must change the script to kiss Grandad what in the script are you sure he didn't say the rewrites or maybe kill let me kill you nobody ever see that coming no he said they wouldn't see it they wouldn't see that coming there was no ambiguity at all chapstick Robert it's okay I totally understand your concerns Winston Jerome would never ever kiss a man that would be homosexual and against my Christian faith exactly mine too but Jesus wants us to be actors first and heterosexual second now Winston Jerome is a very very straight man that loves the ladies but mukes is a woman and when I go on stage Jesus wants me to become her inside and out yo the gas lighting is like on a whole another level like the gas lighting the the the manipulation is on a whole different level oh my God just have a woman's clothes I need a woman's thoughts a woman's movements and a woman's desires [Music] whoa just in time [Applause] [Music] Brothers hey go say this damn come on excuse me do you know where I can find Robert Freeman just walk in the path of Jesus you'll find him I ain't got no oh this [ __ ] ain't got no clothes on what he just got a trench coat on we're looking for Robert Freeman she lost he's on the rehearsal stage y'all remind me of my grandsons but they like Ice Cube movies so I can't never speak to them again excuse me I'm going to get me some Kool-Aid uh-oh she trapped trapped in the loop well at least I have Jesus and the love of a strong black African beautiful independent black woman and that's all I need damn oh oh no I ree you in the name of the Lord get them get out of here oh my God that oil that damn lotion that damn Peach lotion just tooy H oh [ __ ] [Laughter] did you think you could just take him it's too late your Granddaddy's one of us now it's okay guys I'm sorry I'll take care of it me and Jesus want them out of here Robert Pronto why why is always you and Jesus W like damn Grandad snap out of ow damn it ow [ __ ] have you lost your goddamn mind Grandad you've been brainwashed you've been sucked into some bizarre homo erotic Christian theater Co yeah you was about to kiss that dude no homo boy I'm just acting I know it's a homo erotic Christian theater cult but if it gets me into Hollywood who cares it can't be worse than Scientology do you really want to be famous that bad yes my whole life I've been normal normal sucks I want women have my age to throw themselves at me I want people to treat me better than they treat other people and Riley was right I don't have much time left maybe it's a stupid dream but this is the last chance I'm going to get at it remember that TV show Fear Factor when he made people eat goat rectum and monkey testicles whatever else to win the big prize but this is my Fear Factor and M duk is my monkey testicle and I really want the big prize even it mean kissing a man damn no homo and when you get home go in and my clean underwear drawer there should be $200 in quarters that should be enough to get you through the week I'll be home soon okay that's a lot of quarters [ __ ] if this is really what you want we'll get out of here good luck with that thank you for saying no homo Grandad that really meant a lot to me no homo two weeks later oh oh this the this the play or this the movie my D finds herself a man wow man what they used to be packed at them damn Tyler Perry movies like like the the his pre like man the Diary of a Mad Black Woman my mom BR my ass up there I had to watch that [ __ ] and with some other ones bro like he at his prime bro like he was pulling numbers like we going to keep it a buck he was pulling numbers oh not the camcorder hey bootleg DVDs on sale [ __ ] finally I have found my cutie pie my du well at least I have Jesus and the love of a strong black African beautiful independent black woman and that's all I need kiss me my du oh no you see the evil look in his eye hold on let's just slow it down and that's all I look at this kiss me my that's all you needed to say that's a evil look that that that's a look of a [ __ ] that already knew what type of time it was that's all he needed to [Applause] say oh no and now it's time for me to get my big prize [Music] roues there he is my suar damn some big roues she the whole group [ __ ] the [ __ ] she's the groupy by herself she's the whole group [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] is you talking about oh my goodness Mr Jerome would like to see you [Music] alone Robert you are amazing that's crazy Jesus and I were so pleased don't give me that [ __ ] this is the big prize where the Lisa kees where the Beyonce where is Wonder Woman all I see is Florida evanses I can get a big [ __ ] on my own I had to kiss you on stage in front of everybody and all I get is them mud Ducks out there that wasn't a deal Robert look they want you you feel me hey you better go and get you go and get you one go and get you a big one Jesus never said it would happen overnight well how long do I have to suck lips with you before the women out there become hot look Robbie I've just so mes finds herself a man as a movie and guess who's my leading man really I'm going to be in a movie oh that's right Bob and I only have one request look man all [ __ ] aside can I please please just have some ass I beg your pardon what no the like the brainwash the gaslighting this [ __ ] said okay no second thought in it okay to the side can I please just have some ass damn okay wait a minute you mean to tell me you made up this whole crossdressing Christian C crap so you can sleep with men uh pretty much yeah damn [ __ ] you now stick that up your ass no homo crazy I see you got one pause again pause again Grandad pause again yo she tearing that chicken up that's all I hear she tearing that [ __ ] up God damn that chicken is that chicken is never coming back again again Grandad again

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Keywords: the boondocks, boondocks, huey freeman, Christian Keyes, tyler perry

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Length: 29min 0sec (1740 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 19 2023