*SPACEBALLS* is hilariously stupid

guys what's going on welcome back to yet another video if you've been on the channel before you know this or if you've never been on the channel before then you will quickly find out that I say stupid [ __ ] especially when it comes to content about Star Wars Aaron Aaron uh yeah take 10 seconds and do a montage of all the stupid [ __ ] that I've said while watching Star Wars let's see how many you can get his hand moov down I knew Sheed know Luke I am your father his lightsaber in and what happens whenever you mix stupidity and Star Wars content you get Space Balls I don't know if it's stupid or if it's just inappropriate but either way it's kind of right down my alley I mean I am wearing a shirt with a flying [ __ ] squirrel on it and something doesn't feel right Aaron you lucky bastard you get to watch this content all right we're ready Once Upon a Time Warp in a galaxy very very very very far away there lived a ruthless race of beings known as Space Balls let's go scroll I'm not dyslexic Jesus chapter 11 the evil leaders of Planet Spaceball having foolishly squandered their precious atmosphere having devised a secret plan to take every breath the away from their peaceloving neighbor to be honest I don't I read that whole thing but I don't know what the [ __ ] I just read damn the slowest ass scroll I've ever seen if you can read this you don't need glasses whatever big ass spacecraft well that just keeps going doesn't it this is the whole movie it's an hour and a half of showing how [ __ ] massive this craft is okay I get it God damn is is this really happening still it's been 4 minutes we break for nobody okay Colonel Sanders Colonel Sanders the [ __ ] he told me to let you know the moment planet druidia was in sight sir so planet druidia is in sight sir you're really a space ball all rise in the presence of Dark Helmet what the [ __ ] looks like a Darth Vader bobblehead why is he got a dick emblem on his chest I want to be in one of those [Music] My Boy Can't Get Air I can't breathe in this thing we're approaching Planet Ru idus sir I'll call Spaceball City and notify president scre immediately I already called him sir he knows everything you went over my helmet well not exactly over sir first it'll never happen again never ever no no no not that yes that wao what the [ __ ] why did he laser his Johnson and why did that laser look like it was made in Microsoft Paint I always have coffee when I watch radar you know that of course I do sir everybody knows that of course we do sir what the [ __ ] yes sir the [ __ ] there it is planet druidia once we kidnap the princess we can force her father King Roland to give us the combination to the air Shield thereby destroying planet druidia and saving Planet Spaceball everybody got that yeah yes when will the princess be married within the hour sir well I hope it's a long ceremony cuz it's going to be a short honeymoon that's a [ __ ] joke planet druidia is this just a play on Star Wars or is this a play on like a bunch of other [ __ ] space movies of which I probably have not seen oh thank God where have you been here I am I'm sorry I had to make a pit stop it's gold woman n it's not as good as Goldman I don't know what are we going to call her Gail I'm going call her Gail why what the [ __ ] must I go through with this I'm sorry my dear you have to they stopped playing for her to [ __ ] about the situation I'm sorry Vesper he's the last Prince left in the Galaxy well who is it oh God is my man not wearing pants well I mean I guess I I can't really talk [ __ ] hey wait you forgot to get married keep going where is she come back shut up dumb boy okay let's be honest there's absolutely nothing wrong with being gay H I love gay people at the same time dude's gay as hell he's not actually trying to get married to [Music] her I love Uranus [Music] okay what the [ __ ] ew his name is bar what the [ __ ] are you eating ew do not tell me he's eating throw up hello hello hello Vinnie what do you want no no no no no no it's not what I want he wants who pza the god what the [ __ ] Pizza The Hut oh dude that makes me want to gag looks like there's seen all over him 100,000 space bucks by tomorrow 100 ,000 e it's on his [ __ ] chin dude that's unfair not to the P I don't want to see what the [ __ ] kind of suit is that you're going to pay it or else Pizza is going to send out for you Pizza the HUD I'd honestly rather look at Pizza than Java STI actually I wouldn't ew it's [ __ ] disgusting we all know Prince Bali is a pill but you could have married him for your father's sake and then had a headache for the next 20 5 years shut up Gail I'm trying to jam turn that thing off what is it I was saying do you that's funny actually as president of Planet space ball I can assure both you and your viewers that there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever bye shitthead perier president scoo yes this is Central controls what the [ __ ] is happening dude I I'll be down immediately shall I have snotty beam you down sir is it safe oh yes sir snotty beam me twice last night it was wonderful what ew what the [ __ ] kind of [ __ ] are you on woman G beasties what's happened to his head it's on backwards his ass is in his front tell me my ass was so big we'll beam you back sir forget it no more beaming this time I'm going to walk president screw salute scre hello president gr oh princess vesa spaceship within range sir good this is the stupidest looking [ __ ] thing I've ever seen what's going on careful you idiot I said a cross her nose not opit sorry sir I'm doing my best who made that man a gunner I did Sir what is that cross-eyed looking [ __ ] doing dude what's his name that is his name sir [ __ ] major [ __ ] and his cousin he's an [ __ ] too sir gun his made first class Philip [ __ ] how many [ __ ] we got on this ship anyhow they're all [ __ ] keep firing [ __ ] okay King to Lone Star King Roland to Lone Star that looks like the Breaking Bad meth van Space Balls forget it too dangerous besides I'm already Numero Uno on dark helmet's Hit List I'll give you anything did you hear me anything anything yes anything what are you going to ask for okay we'll do it for a million a million oh you're starting to fade here we're losing picture your highness all right all right I'll pay it only find her save her all right King you just made a deal what she driving a brand new new white Mercedes 2001 secl limited edition moon roof all leather interior I got it at a very good price I paid cash my cousin Prince Murray has who gives a [ __ ] please bring her back safely and if it's at all possible try to save the car okay all right I see you just kind of accept this movie for what it is oh no Space Balls what are we doing risking our lives for a runaway princess we're not just doing this for money we're doing it for a shitload of money oh you're right radar about to be J oh my God that is the stupidest [ __ ] this is stupid but I kind of love it well you don't need that private we're right here now what is it with the radar sir now what is having throw with the radar sir what's wrong with it the sweeps and the creeps that's not all he's lost sir yeah ask me he's lost his [ __ ] marbles jammed jammed Bo and Berry raspberry Lone [Applause] Star okay what was that hi that is a horrific sight I'm a MOG half man half dog I'm My Own best friend I guess MOG is better than a Dan hey stop looking at my Dan sorry well move your ass Gail checking in the hell is all that it's a Royal highness's match luggage match luggage huh what she think this is a princess Cruz well she wouldn't go whoever you are you will not touch that luggage listen on the ship I don't take orders I give them how dare you speak to me that way you will address me in the proper manner as your Royal Highness I am princess vesa daughter of Roland King of The Druids that's all we needed a druish princess druish funny she doesn't look drawish well L the candle and spin the drle cuz she's a Drew what the [ __ ] the hell is this a DeLorean she's not in there not our deons quick cover up your goads bon star I love people getting hurt that's nice buckle up back there we're going into hyperactive we're closing in on them sir good prepare to attack late what happened where are they I don't know sir they must have hyper Chets on that thing we'll find them catch them yes sir prepare ship for light speed no no no light speed is too slow light speed too slow yes we're going to have to go right to Ludicrous Speed ludic speed L prepare ship for Ludicrous Speed fasten all seat belts seal all entrances and exits all shots in the mall they push the button for ludicrous speed and move [ __ ] starts playing go [Music] my brains are going into my feet never use let me help you sir are you all right sir fine my boy looks like Gary Potter why don't we take a 5 minute break smoke if you got him what we're losing power why cuz we're out of gas I told you we should have put more than five bucks worth in okay we'll have to set her down Nick give me a reading how father what in heaven hello be thy name my kingdom come they will that you okay [Music] princess now this really looks like Breaking Bad I'm going to tell him off once and for all I'm going back there and explain a few things to her besides he's got a sexy voice he might be cute yeah you might want to swallow him up what Gail chill freaky Droid now listen you you listen on this ship you're to refer to me as idiot not you Captain I mean you know what I mean and you will not call me you wait my things now listen you Royal you royal [ __ ] [ __ ] take only what you need to survive slow down I'm getting sand at my gears only what she needs to survive she brought [ __ ] everything what is in the trunk I said take only what you need to survive my industrial strength hair dryer and I can't live without it okay hi maintenance ass broad nobody talks to me that way nobody who what have we got here will you look at her you are ugly when you're angry [ __ ] dude that is honestly so such a power move such a [ __ ] douchebag play to say you're ugly when you're upset but that would do the job pardon me sir I have an idea get me the video cassette of Space Balls the movie yes sir what there's a space balls movie In Space Balls the movie How can there be a cassette of Spaceballs the movie we're still in the middle of making it but there's been a new breakthrough in home video marketing instant cassets they're out in stores before the movie is finished nah here it is Sir space BS it's a never ending Loop prepare to fast forward it goes back to the [Music] beginning no no no go past this pass this part try here stop this is so [ __ ] dumb go back to then when now now now I can't why we missed it when just now when will van be now soon sir what we've identified their location where it's the moon of Vega good work is that or now and is now Dan or [Applause] is I have a feeling that individual farts like a maniac at night no thank you I'm perfectly all right are they going to will he be cold nah cold never bothers me they going to [ __ ] I can't they got to you don't know where you're from not really somewhere in the Ford galaxy somewhere in the Ford Galaxy just touch his hog and let's move on with it I know now that I must learn to live without love I guess so that's dramatic I could be perfectly happy the rest of my life without love without physical contact do it without being held without being manhandled gagged and spit on what [Applause] virgin alarm put in first that was my Virgin alarm it's programmed to go off before you do you [ __ ] Gail acting like old com over here already he touched labia I'm sorry hey they say stupid [ __ ] in this movie why can't I say stupid [ __ ] oh waiter check please let's go on I feel like I've been in their position during some intense ass track workouts in high school where you don't know if you're going to [ __ ] or throw up yeah it's uh it's pretty [Music] bad what the hell is that and why do why does my brain know [Music] that what they just have everything everybody needs these were minion before they were minions what a [ __ ] idiot the troops on ahe what is this place it looks like the Temple of Doom looks like the damn Crips uh-oh I think we woke it up goodbye folks let me know how it turns out come back here dot come on we got to keep going need you you need her should doesn't do [ __ ] she sits there and complains is a giant [ __ ] block silence who dare enter the sacred and awesome presence of the Everlasting knowt all yogurt yogurt yogurt yogurt oh [ __ ] he's came coming out of his Johnson slot oh yeah F to me of you yogurt the Magnificent please please don't make a fuss but you're the one yes I am the keeper of a greater magic the force no the Schwarz the Schwarz the Schwarz F the what is this place what is it that you do here merchandising merchandising Walk This Way take a look merchandising merchandising where the real money from the movie is made face Falls the coloring book face balls the breakfast cereal Space Balls the flamethrower wait what the [ __ ] dude I got to get me some space balls merch not that thing that's [ __ ] terrifying [Music] what do they do Dutch oving the guy who's in there president scro what is it I have an Urgent Message from Lord Helmet he's lost the princess where somewhere in the Sands of Vega tell him to comb the desert you hear me comb the desert yes sir with a mustache like that he's into some weird oh my God com it okay are we being too leral no you fool we're following orders we were told to comb the desert so we're combing it found anything yet nothing yet sir how about you not a thing sir okay what about you guys oh God [ __ ] the black guys with the pick really oh my God oh my gosh you can read it no I was just clearing my throat yeah let me take it hey but I still don't understand understand how I'm going to lift that big statue with this little ring never underestimate the power of the Schwarz of the schw it sounds like he's going to [ __ ] himself you're doing it you're doing it hey boss how'd you do this give me sorry B they need to cast me in a movie like this can you imagine I would [ __ ] crush this if the skill set is being a [ __ ] idiot I got that yogurt I hate yogurt even with strawberries I'll call for your tax Squad sir no no no we can't go in there yogurt has the Schwarz yogurt has the Schwarz I wonder what George Lucas thought of this movie does anybody know if you know drop a comment down below cuz I feel like I've also heard that this is Elon musk's favorite movie of all time daddy is it really you no yes my dear would I lie probably Daddy no fool you take them both aboard and put the princess in my quarter yes sir what are you going to do with her in there Jesus Space Balls don't worry boss we'll get her back thanks for the gas yogurt you're welcome yurt God willing we'll all meet again in space too to search for more money longar which according to a lot of Star Wars elitists that is what happened searching for more and more money so princess Vesper I have you in my clutches to have my way with you the way I want to no no please leave me alone fck die oh hey what you doing to my friend the same thing I'm going to do to you big boy oh you too yeah you too gold [ __ ] you strangely attractive of course you do Jewish princesses are often attracted to money and power I both you know it oh your helmet is so big you needed on the pre sir did you see anything no sir I didn't see you playing with your dolls again good y'all ever been caught doing something you weren't supposed to be doing because a uh NE never mind we're not going to get into that President screw I told you never to call me on this wall the princess has just been brought to your office all right all right tell them I'll be right there yes sir dude she's a freak I might have short hair but you got a long Johnson the hell Dr Philip schlotkin the greatest nose job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills if you do not give me the combination to the air he's going to put her original nose back on give your daughter back her old nose oh oh Jesus what the [ __ ] [ __ ] look like a twocan out here wait wait I'll tell all right give it to me the combination is one one one two two two three three three four four four it's the stupidest combination I ever heard in my life thank you your highness what did you do I turned off the wall no you didn't you turned off the whole movie I must have pressed the wrong button put it back on put the mie sir yes sir you got to get that thing oh Jesus we're done with you go back to the golf course and work on your putts let's go Arnold come Gretchen of course you know I'll have to wait who the [ __ ] where the [ __ ] did Arnold come from bet she gives great helmet yeah [ __ ] jokes what's the combination one two three four five that's amazing I've got the same combination on my luggage prepare space ball one for immediate departure [Applause] Spaceball Prison Complex you can't park here yeah can't you guys read no parking son of a all right heads up wait why are you why are his ass cheeks out like that just got to be in one of these cells yeah but which one nobody knows Jesus why are you in yourself singing gospel music she's a base she's a base what do you want it's mear how did you find us no time to talk come on those are the guys that stole our uniforms I beat the [ __ ] out of us too it's funny cuz this is actually a better fight scene than a decent amount of the scenes in actual Star Wars [Music] movies [Music] nice don't move your dead stand up conserve air breathe less Oh What A pity what a Pity so princess you thought wait what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] my boy got that Hitler stash you've captured their stunt doubles I do not know why it took me that long to notice that she was not a woman it was in fact a Hitler lookalike it's locked where the kids inside oh [Music] great my hair he shot my hair you [ __ ] [ __ ] blast them holy [ __ ] that solid not bad for a girl hey that was pretty good for Rambo let's blow this joint again I've never seen the Rambo movies are those movies that I have to actually see or are they just as cheesy as this ah Planet ruia 10,000 years of fresh air my man's got that fat ass tie look it's faceball one how the hell are going to fit in that what's happening why does this look disturbing it's not just a spaceship it's a [Music] Transformer I know what I'm about to say will make you want to slap me but Transformers movies also I haven't seen them I know I just always thought they looked [ __ ] stupid I don't know Statue of Liberty with a Hoover space ball one has now become [Music] Mega made now commence operation V you suck okay suck suck goodbye little veser what are you doing baby veser oh oh okay he's running okay I thought he was doing something else to his daughter I was like what the [ __ ] is happening I thought this was family show step one we reverse the vacuum and blow the air back onto the planet step two we destroy that thing I don't know how the hell we're going to do it what about that ring yogurt DAV you use the Schwarz baby use the Schwarz come on [Music] Schwartz Sanders what's going on it's Mega made she's gone from suck to blow what they're getting all their air why did y'all even put a blow function on that [ __ ] dim the lights dimming the lights go to infrared going to infrared pray to God right God careful careful this is some operation [ __ ] dude the game Operation always gave me mass amounts of anxiety what a terrible game got to be a self-destruct mechanism somewhere in the central brain area Bing I'm going down there he's going down there I wouldn't my boy I don't know why it's taking me the entire movie to notice this dude looks like the cover of Indiana Jones I hate to say this I've only seen one of those movies what the hell are you doing the Vulcan neck pinch oh no no stupid you got it much too high it's down here where the shoulder meets the neck like this yeah no unauthorized or authorized Personnel okay [Music] is that you Mil oh my gosh what are you doing with that this oh oh damn sweet dream okay do not push unless you really really mean it at last we meet for the first time for the last time I am your father's brother's nephews cousins former roommate K what's that make us absolutely nothing which is what you are about to become oh okay you have the ring yours is longer than mine but I've got the girth on you let's fight short fight let see how well you handle it okay [Music] um he did it what so dumb again this is a better lightsaber duel than some of the original trilogy movies [ __ ] I hate it when I get my Schwarz Twisted you know we could split apart like good yeah on three 1 2 3 go that made me uncomfortable don't know why but it did yogurt has taught you well if there's one thing I despise it is a fair fight but if I must then I must put there the ring I can't believe you f the oldest drink in the book the dumbest [ __ ] thing I've ever seen you know what here let me give it back to you oh oh look at that you fell for that too I can't believe it man just go push the damn button now you see that evil will always Triumph because good is [Laughter] dumb I feel like I'm losing brain cells watching this movie but whatever use the Schwarz longar I lost the ring forget the ring the Schwarz is within you it's in you say goodbye to your two best friends and I don't mean your pals in the winner bagel I mean the pals in your pants thank you for pressing the self-destruct button okay the ship will self-destruct in 3 minutes is there a way to counteract the button push is there any way to stop it I can't it's irreversible like my raincoat like my raincoat I don't know what to do I can't make decisions I'm a president for two-minute warning I mean he's not wrong what's happening where is [Applause] he here we got a minute and 40 before the end of the world hey get out of there where do you think you're going Pizza To Go Pizza to go that actually kind of looked like a Star Wars scene like this type of [ __ ] actually looks like Star Wars hey that's my Escape pod who are you I'm the bearded lady what are you one of the Freaks Come here boy I'm going to hit you with Mama's knockies Y come back you fat bearded [ __ ] and I'm the president well boys why is there a damn grizzly bear think goodbye oh he just gave the grizzly a lap dance just about this is your last chance to push the cancellation button cancellation button where's the cancellation button where is it's going to be here out ofo [ __ ] even in the future nothing works 10 9 8 6 6 what happened to seven just kidding [ __ ] dude that explosion was actually pretty sick come here let's consumate our Victory we all did it would y'all just do it my God we know you want to on a SAT note Pizza The Hut F oh God I forgot about that dude was found dead earlier today in the back seat of his stretched limo evidently the notorious gangster became locked in his car and ate himself to death pongo's now we don't have to pay him the million we can keep it for ourselves what now you're in love with her what is this scene The Sound of Music it's like that mixed with Beauty and the Beast D bper my darling I thought I'd never see you again here's someone else who's happy to see you get this stupid [ __ ] Pink Panther looking ass out of here dude where have you been what a dumbass the Millennium Falcon y'all see it oh [ __ ] okay hi you big stuff hi dream what do you have I'll have the cleavage special one special in one soup okay ready to order hi yes we'll both have the Luna fish oh to drink hey hey watch where you're sticking that thing huh look it's got a mind of its own sweetheart I can't do a thing with it actually put it back it was nice Mama likey we own Pluto Harry how can you tell he said from the bo you yummies from the bark what yeah the guy digs me hey what's wrong with this guy bring some water water my ass just got some Pepto Bismol some Pepto Bismol what the [ __ ] oh oh oh it's alien oh [ __ ] we still haven't seen aliens too wait what the [ __ ] oh that is disturbing wish I hadn't seen that Prince vum uh what the hell's vesa is that a joke I didn't even get this entire movie an Italian luxury brand of mopeds I don't get it he didn't take the million he didn't he just took 248 space bucks for lunch gas and tolls why did you take the million or tell her dad that you want her yogurt gave me that fortune cookie here Chow Down wow thanks you yogurt hello boys well you opened your fortune cookie so here's your fortune you know that Medallion that you wear around your neck it's a royal birth certificate yes your father was a king a mother was a queen go marry your girl thanks you're welcome and may the Schwarz be with [Music] you okay wow liquid Schwarz liquid Schwarz baby what the [ __ ] is this what are those things coming out of her NES Space Balls oh [ __ ] there goes the planet dearly beloved we are gathered here why didn't you tell me he didn't take the money I didn't think it was important may I continue please yes sorry Father go on to join princess Vesper and princess I'm sorry it's the hair see I told you even father can't tell that's him hey Mama Papa's here you all get hitched Mrs V you take Prince valian to be your lovely wed husband uh no she doesn't what dude my guy looks like Elvis dude Prince clone star Prince I just found out that's what this says I'm an honest to God Prince Will You Marry Me well let me think about it what yes okay good I'm sick of this What's Your Name Bar your full name barom barom okay here we go father ain't taking no [ __ ] someone's getting married who's going to be yes do you yes good you're married kesser yeah well goodbye virgin alarm dude close your eyes why are they open Just Married May the schw want to be with you I be you a a I don't know why I'm doing that okay so that was a stupid ass movie but I loved every second of it it was very I don't know it for like a parody I think it held up very well this is like everything you would want a spoof movie to be and I don't know I think like actually the visual effects of it I mean they weren't great but it was it reminded me of old timey Star Wars like it it held up just as well as the original trilogy I don't know I just I just think of the combing the desert a stupid [ __ ] like that dude that was funny this was a legitimately funny movie it's slapstick it's [ __ ] stupid but it's everything that we expect it to be dumb as hell and that fits my type of humor to a te so with all that being said I want to say thank you guys so much for joining me for this dumbass movie drop some comments down below and let me know what y'all thought about it and I'll see you in the next one love y'all peace don't believe the lies dece I be more than a rumor I can see you're dying to leave and I don't want to

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Length: 38min 35sec (2315 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 26 2024