The Big Fat Quiz Of The Year (2009) | FULL EPISODE

foreign [Music] all right hello and welcome to the big fat quiz of the Year yes it's big yes it's fat but he can't help it it's got a thyroid problem this show is like a pub quiz but there's no booze and everyone's famous sort of like games night at The Priory and you can play along at home all you need is a pen a piece of paper some leftover quality Street half a bottle of Sherry and two hours with nothing better to do I'm going to asking the questions this evening about the Year's events and our teams are going to be asking themselves why they agreed to publicly flaunt their ignorance let's do them now first up we've got Charlie Brooker and David Mitchell [Applause] [Music] and we've got Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross as is tradition on this uh show I hope you've come up with funny pub quiz team names anything yeah Define funny just get a puppy if they promise to laugh after whatever we say it'll seem okay right the deal has been struck oh this is marvelous we were thinking maybe uh ignorance and want s okay thank you that was an extremely fake it's in one yeah and who would be who we wouldn't specify you could decide oh press the red button now nice okay have you come up with a team name we have um this show as you know is one of the longest shows on British television so for Claudia and I it's as though we're starting out on life's journey together therefore we shall be known as the newlyweds you look a little bit quiet like you're being tricked into this Claudia I thought we were going to be called Robin Claude but that seems cozy it's all right yes is the real hypnol wearing off now we've kicked off with a real hypnol joke we're not even a minute in to Jonathan and Russell have you come up with a pub quiz team name I thought we should uh come out here as the moral minority thank you and also using the technique that uh that Jed would use because one's called John and one's called Edward we should call ourselves jedward [Applause] beautiful okay teams and you at home we start with January and February of course we do this isn't [ __ ] memento here's a reminder of some of the stories that hit the headlines earlier this year charismatic billionaire and Cricket entrepreneur sir Alan Stanford was charged over a multi-billion dollar fraud suspicions were raised when someone charismatic was associated with Cricket horn Barons asked the U.S government for a financial bailout Obama told Congress it was important for America to pull together the crisis in the porn industry came after the ill-judged subo Does Dallas right on to the questions for January and February right in January the governor of New York said we had a Miracle on 34th Street I believe now we've had a miracle on the Hudson Alice what was he talking about [Music] okay do we want to win all right second question question number two Barack Obama was inaugurated in January pledging to reform health care close Guantanamo Bay and improve relations with the Middle East but what Triumph later in the year prompted him to declare I got the sucker oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah oh I know that yes [Applause] those aren't your glasses what you're looking at here Carl is a master pass in quiz psychology because when they look over here now they see a movie star and a scientist so you're wearing those muscles to attempt to look like a nerd to impress David Mitchell foreign immediately which immediately makes me think that you're a spy working for a poor country I think it's the frames that convey wisdom anyway the glass anyone can get glass you look very wise in them and what's nice when I wear these it makes me feel like I'm sitting next to Megan Fox with a beard that's who it reminds me of but if you'll bring something down for that one all right question number three here's Christian Bale having a Frank exchange of views with a crew member on the set of Terminator Salvation like this in the background what the [ __ ] is it with you oh good for you and how was it I hope it was [ __ ] good because it's useless Now isn't it [ __ ] sake man you're amateur I wanna [ __ ] kick your [ __ ] ass you know shut up for a second all right uh you don't [ __ ] understand what it's like working with actors seriously man you and me we're [ __ ] done professionally [ __ ] ass it's interesting he hasn't he hasn't got an accent anymore because he hasn't got an accent that any other human has he's been so destroyed by transatlantic travel and success and he can't speak like a normal human Russell Christmas future [Applause] okay so what I want to know about Christopher what was he angry about oh simple as that what was he angry about she was definitely angry about something is this making me you nervous that I'm writing I love the fact that you're writing it feels like she's in control are you being filthy okay I'm not being filthy but I'm thinking now how much oh go on no we're just enjoying our jokes but we're keeping them private because we know what can happen thank you okay now how much do you remember about the music of 2009 I'm about to put you in the capable hands of a man who so 3008 he makes LaRue Look 2008. that's right channel 4 news is Jon Snow that's the correct response yes what I want to know is which hit song is he reporting on here a woman accused of spousal abuse took to the stand today as details of her gambling addiction were read out to the jury along with allegations that she had stunned her partner with a love glue gun and subsequently attempted to cover up her wrongdoing by bluffing with her muffin I like the child the defendant remained entirely impassive with court reports noting that it was impossible to read her expression so he was bluffing with her muffin this year well here's a shock I actually know the answer to this which is you know it's about popular music yes I know that's why it's a shock Jimmy because I actually know the answer I'm just instructing my wife now to write it down thank you honey bun we're still very much in the honeymoon phase I mean Anything Could Happen by the end of the show but at the moment we are getting on like a house on fire these two we haven't got a clue no I think Charlie has a very vague idea that might be something he hasn't heard I'm convinced it's something I haven't heard and it's difficult for me to select from all the billions of things I haven't heard which one it is yeah if it's not on Phil Collins there's no jacket required you really haven't got much of a chance actually you're way behind because just the other day I was writing in a newspaper how I've also bought Susan Boyle's album foreign two albums and I have consequently concluded that music is [ __ ] well good luck with that question that means your entire record collection of the tracks that we put on when we want people to leave at the end of the park I think basically deep down I want myself to leave and for your final question it's over to my brother from another mother 50 Cent hi Jimmy it's been a great year for me I got two million followers on Twitter but can you tell me who tweeted this in February and why hell's teeth we could be here for hours Ash pull him with him what you say ass poo and wiggle but it sounded much more interesting when he said it didn't it will yeah I was playing well Jonathan Jonathan finish things off I'm gonna take responsibility for our team when you stray into an area which I think may cause a national scandal I'm gonna raise my hand your impression of Fiddy was that territory although my barometer for judging scandals has been damaged y I've been married couple in the Civil partnership here are done it's time for some answers yeah I asked you what the governor of New York was talking about when he said there'd been a miracle on the Hudson what'd you all get emergency plane landing okay and you've gone for David and we'll have a plane crash nice the nice type of one of those ones that gives you hope that you might survive a plane crash because now before you'd have just thought if the plane started going down you'd think I'm definitely going to die whereas now you can think I might be in one of those one in a billion happenings well let's go to the definitive answer for this question uh Russell Jonathan sir we've drawn it there we've surpassed language and gone straight to this visual image of an airplane landing on the Hudson River if the answer had been a shark with sunglasses on if you would ask a question to which that was the answer Jimmy I think this quiz would be a lot more fun is that meant to be a plane crashing it's a plane it's a nice it's just crash gin it's not gonna be in Optimum condition wasn't that a lovely song he was so nice to hear about people escaping the only Escape Story the tubing I've always been Pete Andre finally got away from Jordan well I can tell you you are all right uh he was of course talking about the amazing actions Chelsea but my airplane's been ticked now that is a good thing that you have done that well done my school went like that that had been another letter home ticket okay there was the actions of pilot Chelsea uh sullenberg who successfully averted a plane crash by landing on the Hudson River I say successfully averted he basically crashed a plane into a river and became a hero it's an excellent bit of spin by him I think yeah if you crash on into a building you're some kind of terrorist [Applause] Russell I think your barometer might be on the fritz again okay question number two what made Barack Obama say I got the sucker what have you all got swatted a fly swatted fine he said I got the second what have you gone for David he killed a fly I wouldn't argue with swatting I think it's okay and uh Russell and Jonathan we initially thought Henry the Hoover the sucker yeah we did that as a joke based around the word sucker but then we put he killed a fly because we do want the point yeah we would like to win it's important for us to win this quiz to be redeemed foreign and Jonathan is a scientist the signature characteristic of uh our sorry sorry I'm going to start over hey get out of here that's the most persistent fly I've ever seen nice now where were we that was pretty impressive wasn't it I got it I got the sucker it's on it's right there right there if you want to film that there it is he's gone power crazy though because first of all he kills a flyer which wasn't really harming him then he bought someone says yeah that was great wasn't it aren't I great then he goes to come and get a shot of that he's like directing it it goes to his head immediately fill this Afghan Village flies people what do I like okay the interview is interesting there because he said he said to him that is the most persistent fly I've ever seen which I don't believe him if he's seen equally persistent fly from maybe one or two more persistence he's trying to suck up to Obama saying you're being troubled by that fly but that's no reflection on you because that is the most it wouldn't be beyond the Realms of possibility would it for a White House minion to have placed an already dead fly oh I like it no one would notice it then you go ah okay you heard Christian Bale having a little bit of a melt down what what prompted it what was he upset about Charlie what have you got yeah it was a human it was basically a human being because I mean I think it's it's pretty upsetting if you're Christian Bale and a human a human walks into your field of vision reminding you there's other people breathing your air living in your world so it was it was a guy fiddling with a light am I saying that in a menacing way no we just yeah a little bit Yeah is there anything what have you got rob it was one of the crew who uh who walked in front of his eye line when he was doing a a scene and he went Bonkers he is Batman and of course he's a he's Welsh so he's a Welsh Batman so when Commissioner Gordon says right we've got a criminal terrorizing the town he says right who's this Joker we're dealing with now foreign if someone walked in front of your field of vision would you go I'm angry that you're in mine now well I can only apologize what did you put down for this he had been poorly lit which made him look less bat-like I don't get a point yeah I think the reason behind that is that that's not the right answer I might be partly okay right next one you heard uh Jon Snow reporting on a popular tune of 2009 what was it is it there is that what it is well literally I was just guessing I was trying to interpret I don't listen to music and sounds and things like that even got two flipping records theme where have you been that you don't hear music Clapham so you've gone poker face you've gone poker face and we've gone Lady Gaga yes well we wrote the name as well Lady Gaga I think you all get a point you've got it right yeah let's have a little bit of a listen carried oh you've heard this have you yes I have never ever before seen a woman lactate that violence did you like it now that you've heard it no why not it's all right I'm not sorry it stopped do you ever [Laughter] do either of you ever dance no no no no no I bet you dance at home what about if you've just said a a banging shower and you hear that would you just do a little thing with the towel yeah that's the move I really wouldn't what would you do John if that comes on and you've stepped up man I'll work it can we hear that again I'd like to see Jonathan shut up I'm gonna do it now I need to be naked [Applause] see you've got a bust your move [Applause] come on let's see okay [Applause] thank you [Music] [Applause] his name is Jonathan leave him alone is full of people trying to make people who don't want to dance dance at weddings and things go on have a dance you want to really no I really don't want to know my own mind now it's happening to people on television Charlie I bet you do dance no I bet you no no I have spent I've probably if you accumulated it I've probably spent six months of my life being people trying to drag me onto dance and what is fun about it I'm like a frightened horse on a frozen lake such a lovely image I think it's good that them to have found each other yeah they'll be happy together the curmudgeons maybe we should change the name of our team to the curmudgeons to the people who won't join in or maybe change the name to the men who will dance if they win for the support for that yeah that's all right is this you're a static finally okay 50 Cent asked you about a notorious tweet what have you all got it was Stephen Fry stuck in a lift okay you concur yes at Stephen Phi so we put them that's the proper Twitter name I think because we've done the proper Twitter and then we should get the point that you clearly took away from us earlier car no shall we see how the scores are looking at the end of our first round uh I can tell you that uh David and Charlie have five uh Rob Ryan Claude everyone come on five Russell Brown Jonathan Ross Four Points [Applause] oh welcome back to the big fat quiz of the year and so we leave January and February to ill-advisedly move in with a younger March in April vades fine what's the matter with a 65 year old virgin in a dress giving us all sex tips he got of his imaginary friend and the BNP won two seats in Brussels at the European Parliament it sickens me they go over there taking their jobs immortalized by Madame Tussaud they they kind of can you yeah Jonathan can you do the ungainly pose yes it's a bit Richard laidley is that not Richard yes coming up ponchos no I think I look more like a cross between Claire balding and a regional wither Claire boarding that is that's who I was thinking it's clear boarding what is it why do people go to Madame two swords oh listen to you you don't dance you don't go and look up well to see myself so you went you went to see yourself but while we were there I was how sad is this I was hanging around near my figure thinking people would say oh my God it's you let's get a picture of UE and then a couple came over I think there were a Japanese couple and went uh of course of course when I sat down went no she said they wanted me to take a picture of them with that not realizing that was me big Flair balding fans right let's have some questions shall we more quiz for you Gail Trimble from Oxford's Corpus Christi College became an unlikely sex symbol this year when her team won University challenge but I want you to tell me is why the team was subsequently disqualified well she doesn't listen does she she won't listen she refuses to listen okay next up we have a say what you see puzzle have a look at these pictures and see if you can work out what headline they're spelling out could not be simple easy easy that's really good we have cracked your code okay when Obama visited the UK in March for the G20 Summit Gordon Brown presented him with a magnificent antique pen holder crafted from the Timbers of a 19th century British warship what did Obama give Brown in return I know okay we asked I hush your mouth no one's getting late till afterwards I can pop off in breaks okay all right we asked the Velvet Voice Tim Minchin one of the Breakthrough comedy stars of the year to ask you a question but instead he went one better and he wrote us a whole song so listen very carefully to the song that Tim mentioned has written for us and I want to know what controversial internet service Tim is singing about ladies and gentlemen Tim Minchin it's just like 1984. have we no privacy no more have a little sleep outside the pump say or vomit near a Subway they use a post box as a crapper without somebody press on Snap her catching me with my pants around my knees tenfully search up all 360 degrees [Music] and a sex toy on four the chance of our interception it's a risk he's accepting but they don't mean he wants his bag of butt plugs up on the neck not available [Music] [Music] [Music] all right it's our friend Tim Minchin so what I want to know is what was he singing about there yep can't believe you didn't feel the urge to bust a move to that banging tune I was gone I was looking over you didn't move neither you sat there stollied and unhappy stewing in your own middle-aged juices he's genuinely scared about that oh seriously I think you're gonna love it you're gonna love it and I'm telling you you dance I guarantee you'll lose your virginity this year because if no one else offers I'll do it I'll take it for you you're gonna [ __ ] me up [Applause] I think it speaks volumes for Russell that his barometer didn't go off hey have you heard Rob do his little man trapped in a box voice is the best thing ever do you think I'm some sort of Performing monkey just be prodded to do his small man in a box voice whenever you [Applause] do it I think there's a small man actually trapped inside your body laughs ah the small man is about to enter into the box have you ever employed that voice in the bedroom well it's it's the only way I can be aroused you could do it like that was your private part speaking Yeah you could say I want to do this and the little voice can tell daddy likes it foreign voice can you just say I don't like it in here it's dark it's a hell of a talent it's incredible but I don't know what to do with it [Music] you could play Big Stadium gigs with that heavily miked obviously defeating the purpose entirely okay I can see you all on tender hooks here are some answers for you okay I asked you why Gail trimble's team were disqualified from University challenge did anyone get this oh Claudia Winkleman yes because stand up yeah they were disqualified her team because somebody on there they sort of cheated because they started off when they were a student but by the time they got to the finals they were no longer a student they were working for an accountancy firm that is absolutely correct you get a point Russell you've gone for well I'm with Jonathan yes and we did it as a team and in fact he got this right not a student one of them was not a student this is quite like University challenge isn't it they have buzzers and things so I think it's fair to say it's a bit more dynamic this one this one who's in Dancing Yeah and the next question was to say what you see puzzle surely you must have all got this this was good yes Claudia do you know what this story is yes rugby blankets and because all the boys that were going on the pitch and they didn't run out themselves they put their capsules that you buy from joke shop and they were taken off yeah wasn't it so they'd be substituted enough so you could get a better Kicker on absolutely right it's harlequin's rugby player Tom Williams who used a joke shot blood capsule to fake an injury I like the fact they got it from a joke shot because what if they turn up they'd run out of blood caps you want them turn up with an arrow through his head that's not quite bad okay I wanted to know what Barack Obama bought Gordon Brown in exchange for a beautiful antique pen holder now this is the first one where we don't genuinely know the answer we've gone for a very amusing answer instead we've written Dead Fly fall back to the earlier round which I'm sure will have the audience in stitches haven't been mortified when I tell you that they've gone for that same Excellency [Applause] DVDs because we want the points as well as a joke what have you gone for David we've gone for DVDs it was it was DVDs it was kind of classic American films it's equivalent of it's the sort of presidential equivalent of flowers from the Petrol forkle in there yeah some DVDs three quarters of a bottle of whisk actually I know a bit more information about that that boat what the pen thing was made out of was actually used to liberate slave ship so I think right the subtle subtext of that was oh here's a pen made from a boat to liberate slave ships which I think about probably thought oh that's a dig because I'm black and everything I'm the president you're saying remember we can [ __ ] you up some DVDs you must watch what works yes he almost certainly said you mug well they did actually say mug in American Chicago films in a very different uh dialect well how do they say it have you been working on yourself mug I could do a pirate if required you look like a pilot however can you do an American you're trying to make it in films and obviously the Jew is out but can you do there's no jury involved this is one part of my career that is not subject to legal action for us do Billy Bob no way I'm only playing me I'm in films where I'm like this it's what I just turned there and if I see something script I think that person's look like here like my hair I'd take it out if I say this is a short head man I say I don't think I'd like to be in okay Tim Minchin Tim mentioned saying for us what I wanted to know was what was he singing about the talented boy that he is what have you got QVC for burglars that's what it is Google Map all they do all days they're gonna say that's a nice house I'll go around there later it's not Google Map it's Google's street view oh you're so pedantic I've had it with you and your fake welshness this is a quiz in a quiz you are rewarded for accuracy Google Street View Jimmy please do not award points to these two threats to National Security and moral standards they used to love you on TV to like talk to the arm because the hand talk to them all right don't talk points please Jimmy oh you will definitely get a point for that it's the correct answer you will not get a point you boys just doesn't go quite sort of far enough Google street view it should be it should be like they should have put a camera on top of a guy's head on a helmet and having a crawling crawling in through sort of bathroom Windows lifting duvets to examine anyone Google sleep view see everyone sleeping anyone in the world you can watch them sleep in the sort of detail a doctor might yeah Okay Google street view point point new point now here's a treat for me and then now then carry on now here's a treat for you it's a bonus round this one's about virals okay first one this is Fatso the cat but by which name did he become better known when he achieved overnight Fame on the internet write down your answers now okay what name was he known as yes okay let's have let's have a look and see how this cat got notoriety foreign [Music] [Laughter] I don't like that and you know in general I'm kind of okay with another cruelty to animals but that goes too far okay uh Rob Claudia you've gone for we didn't know so we went for Santa Paws we just went right you went with a very similar well actually we initially went with Santa Claus different pun but still slightly better still yeah slightly the claws and put the funny internet cat which I think you'll agree is broadly right [Laughter] we knew who he was but there is another internet cat called the spaghetti cat in there what does it do eat spaghetti no you've had a lot of time on your hands it's been about three months you're still going to catch on the internet I did a similar thing okay all right next up I did one what was less vulgar for you it's nice I like it when you like that okay right next one a video of seven-year-old American David Devore Jr got over 34 million hits on YouTube this year the video consisted of him talking to his father on a car Journey where have they just been I know this I've seen this okay write something down it could have been anywhere couldn't they will have a guess right name a place yeah that's great um okay you've all got something for this you went for uh Charlie and David Redditch you said guess wrong we wrote a few and then we thought we could cross them out we wrote Fairground McDonald's golf sport well I think I think Russell and Jonathan you got the dentist hey we've all been there LOL we made the internet friendly for you right there little David had of course been to the dentist let's have a look and he's not at all hilarious reaction to painkillers how did it go is this real life yeah this is real life stay in your seat I feel funny why is this happening too it's okay bud it's just from the medicine okay game forever no no it won't be forever [Music] the first one is cat torture now we're sort of a distressed child on some sort of horrendous narcotic isn't the internet fun and to ask the final question in our virals bonus round please welcome a very special guest do you love him I love him we all love him it's Peter Andre over here okay so uh how's your hearing first off interesting emotional it's been good yeah you had some hit singles you had a Hit album that sort of thing let's talk about it don't stop and no actually you're right and I'm gonna say it my album's gone Platinum I'm so excited but enough of that how are you how are you Russ I haven't seen for Asia I'm all right thanks mate I'm I'm just doing a quiz do you know he was the first man and the only man I've ever kissed your marriage was doomed from that day a bit of variety to your diet I'm gonna pass the back to David Mitchell if you don't mind you were getting picked on a lot a tonight yeah I was watching Pizza do you not think dancing is a lovely thing you like to dance don't you oh well imagine if you'd never danced because you you looked like that and you felt embarrassed we're back to that [Applause] [Music] can I get things slightly back on track here and away from the amount of ass David is getting for the first time I came out to help him and I've just battered him [Applause] self put my foot in it that's just going to be worse you've got a question for these I have got a question it's a virus question what I was out here for okay it's stunned the nation it made Demi Moore Cry and was the most viewed clip in YouTube history what was it did we buzzer no you write down okay all right have you all got something down yes okay okay they've gone it's really cool okay that's a hell of a picture Jonathan it's beautiful that's like a passport photo when I first saw subo I thought it was The Gruffalo Russell oh yeah don't say that poor cow foreign [Applause] Boyle singing the album that you bought yeah but do you know I mean this you got it right but do you know what she actually did on YouTube what what song she actually saw I see we gave him a card he's gone to his head over so [Applause] thank you sorry to bring up all day behind me right let's have a look at the scores at the end of that I can tell you that Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross have 10 points Rob Brighton and Claudia have nine points David Mitchell Charlie Brooker the dancing Queens are on ten points time for a quick break now while Claudia records the big fat quizzes big fat brother on e4 plus one see foreign [Music] welcome back to the big fat quiz we move on to May and June when a nation mourned the news that Piers Morgan was tragically still alive let me remind you what else we were talking about Jordan split was all over the papers she should be more careful getting out the car I don't get it can you explain Iranian pro-democracy protesters use Twitter to spread the revolution a typical posting read death to the Imperial dictatorship PSA Cheerios for breakfast yum foreign believe it or not I've got some more questions for you as regular viewers know every year the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School in needsden shunned the conventional Nativity Play to perform one based on major news stories can you tell me what they're brilliantly acting out here [Music] oh why did you buy all these and things because my mouth is all dirty my duck needs a house and my my husband actually watch movies you're very naughty give it back [Music] [Applause] adorable they are adorable that's Mitchell Brook Primary School their God love them and what I want to know was what news story were they acting out okay second question who was heard around Westminster in May shouting AO gurk Halley while wielding a big knife you look nervous Russell as if you're about to be charged just sounds like a terrifying event Michael Jackson the King of Pop sadly popped his clogs take a look at this picture can you tell me what's going on here this is one of the events after his death What's Happening Here okay and now it's back to my channel 4 news brethren Jon Snow reporting on another song of the Year tell me what to go on or I'll murk you a man falsely accused of being mentally ill was celebrating today after it had his section order overturned local authorities claimed that the man was obsessed with sex and violence and unable to tell the difference between silence and a heavy Baseline and a brief statement of the press the 24 year old Londoner stated that whilst he understood that his behavior might lead some to believe him to be unstable he just thinks he's free he added that he was overjoyed with the result reiterating there's nothing crazy about me [Music] I asked you what the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School were acting out what did you get David Charlie MP's expenses we said MPS story they're acting out is the daily telegraphs uncovering of the MP expenses Scandal which was leaked by disaffected office workers who slowly and methodically photocopied documents and claims and leaked them out to the Daily Telegraph the telegraph then held a lot of them back and slowly leaked them out into the public so as to create the biggest fuss and damage amongst the highlights of the whole episode would be the special moat and castle for ducks and the MP's husband who claimed for watching pornography in a hotel correct next up I wanted to know who could be heard around Westminster shouting AO gurk Halley while wielding a big knife what do you all thinkers this was Joanna Lumley representing the gurkers I bet they did as well I bet some of them shouted but the person that was seen shouting was the lovely fragrant national treasure that is Joanna Lumley and she was supporting the gurkhas because of her family history you know the myth about the gurkas is it might be a truth is that once their weapon is unsheathed it cannot be put away that's my opinion thank you how many years ago okay you've gone to David and Charlie you've gone for we didn't know the answer and we guessed and I think wrongly well that's cleared that up very nicely I feel we went Joanna love me Joanna Lumley is the correct answer okay I asked you what was going on with this hat what did you get uh Derek Acora held a sort of hour-long televised lie he's just pretending he put on a voice in front of some very damaged people it was of course Derica Cora's live Seance where he absolutely 100 for real contacted and channeled the spirit of Michael Jackson let's have a look at what Michael Jackson had to say from Beyond the Grave this here Michael's hat would you like to touch it any of you I just can't believe that's what's happening it's just amazing okay just to say it not behind some glass or anything like that it's actually there in front of me that's amazing will someone say hello to Quincy Jones for me please you'll see Quincy you say hello please hello Quincy it doesn't look frighteningly like you what there you are if you put your face together with his face you would have Roger Federer for Ian beale's daughter from EastEnders he got in touch with him he didn't ask him anything about any of the allegations or how he died or anything like that he just he talked about a bit about his hat for 20 minutes and said that he loved all his fans you imagine if he had got in touch with a recently dead Michael Jackson he would probably want to talk about the circumstances his death as a priority that would be much on his mind I think he warned him first he said none of that Mike you're not going to ask you about that no and and but he presumes actually I really want to talk about that because I just died under slightly odd circumstances and I want to clear it up I'm I'm pissed off I died when I was 50. despite all my wealth I died under the average age of death I didn't have a terminal disease I'm angry about that now we want to talk about your hat I'm bringing on one of them he was looking at the Hat of a man he he admired and I couldn't believe it how the hell are you going to believe that this liver puddly and he's talking [Applause] that man would have been happy with a program called Behold a hat well you all got that absolutely right well done you okay we heard a lyrical Hitman Jon Snow reporting on one of this year's biggest anthems but did you know what it was [Music] my wife my wife is pretty sure that it's the Dizzy Rascal I'm not sure I just guessed because he had a big song that I managed to not hear I think it was something to do with crazy that's all I'm saying okay you've gone for dizzy Rascal you've gone for the Dizzy rascal you've gone for Disney World School Bonkers because there's a song with bunkers and they've got the answer absolutely right the answer well let's have a little listen Bonkers I'm surprised you brought that up I didn't say anything I merely couldn't resist the urge to move in time with the swaying beat now it's time for another bonus round this time all the questions are about television Charlie Brooker you may have a slight Advantage here but first let's have a look back at some of the TV highlights of the year this is the noise [Music] Gentlemen let's cook them [Music] they will either be falling at our feet or spitting in our eyes but they won't be doing is ignoring that's a year of my life right there I hope you can see those how would you like a Topper [Music] if I see what you are why are you talking like that it was Yoda from Star Wars [Applause] okay you saw the big balls from BBC's highbrow character Fair show Total Wipeout there can you name two other challenges featured on the series oh oh man I know what they are do they have official name they do have official names and they all sound like things you might do in a bedroom I love the shoulder but I don't have another names it's a it's a brilliant show though brilliant I mean brilliant if I tell you I mean I've already told you big balls is called Big Balls they're not the most complex okay they basically describe what's happened oh Charlie Brooker zombie yeah he says it's never entered his Consciousness he has no grasp of even the reason why such a show would exist it's the best you know why because we're lying in bed late at night not together our house in the road but we're lying in bed watching TV where he's out up to all sorts of hobgoblin nonsense it's on a 5 30. I go to bed early okay all right let's see what you got well we got what well Charlie knew one well I don't know if I know it do they use words to refer to the rounds on that program they do yeah dizzy dummies is absolutely right right wow well done yeah the bit where they fall in the water fall in the water again and again and you like it no it's one of those is a real sort of Marmite flipping thing isn't it where you either get it or you I just see people tumbling into the water 200 times in a row and it makes me quite angry I've even watched the same episode three or four times that's how much I like it and I managed to forget who's won and still get excited wrong with you I love many things sometimes I watch episodes of Antiques Roadshow for the second time that's a very lonely moment initially you don't know you've seen it before and then you start to think you can guess how much things are worth and you think you're an Antiques expert you realize no it's not that we've got big balls run slippery slope game and climber Pole game because you said it was stuff you could do in the bedroom my wife and I adore climbing up a slippery pole what did you get we put our tidal wave and the other one punch face because I don't know what it's called but it's a there's quite a lot of things that pitch people in the face I tell you we've got to go on this show we could do it we could win could we I'll send you first for punch face but I'll do tonight away I think I know what you mean the punch face that's definitely the best bit the biggest watching someone walking along wondering if they're going to get punched in the face get back up and do it again it's unbelievably good but the game's called it's called Sucker Punch that one is the only place you can watch a woman being punched in the face and it's Saturday night entertainment okay so Charlie you're the only one that gets a point there for dizzy dummies you could have had you could have had the qualifier Sucker Punch where you were very close but you didn't get it human Merry-Go-Round Donuts Barrel crossing water wall the spinner the Bruiser launch pads you want to go faster you got to scream louder okay who is this and what extraordinary spectacle is about to unfold oh I know what that is I'll be disappointed if some of you haven't got this okay uh Russell and Jonathan okay or something yes yes that is uh Robert Webb the dancing half of the Michelin Webb partnership just about to launch into his mildly erotic version of Flashdance and I don't think I'm the only man to have found that erotic but I think I'm one of the few brave enough to admit it yeah I I would agree but I wouldn't have said mildly actively exciting uh Rob Claudia that's dance Robert Webb comment relief very good David did you get this yes I got this yes this may be one of the few dance questions I get yes this is Robert Webb flash dancing let's have a little look [Applause] foreign [Music] [Applause] does that not inspire you what can I say we're very different people Robert's good at dancing and David can guess antique prices if he's already seen it their talents are distributed equally across the partnership and of course ladies love both those things as those attributes are craved that dance is all right for a while but pretty soon I think what's that verse worth okay uh right another quick look at the scores then okay I can tell you that uh Rob and Claudia have 14 points Russell and Jonathan have 14 points David and Charlie out in the lead with 15. who's now to the commercial break where Rob brydon will no doubt try and sell you some yogurt insurance and toilet duck see you in a moment foreign welcome back and as the six pack of July sags into the love handles of August let me remind you of what was in the news Kerry Katona lost her endorsement deal after taking cocaine we cannot be associated with someone so low rent and mired in Scandal said a spokesman for the cocaine industry Federation launched an investigation after Sprinter Caster semenya was accused of being a man I could have saved them time and money give me 45 minutes and a couple of Bacardi breezes I'll tell you if she's a lady Sports person with both sets of genitals it's a footballer's dream they could rape themselves [Applause] some people have got standards I'm phoning the mail bastard get back here I've got photos of both of you you've wandered off I was just for comedy we've just done that for a laugh we will now continue with your quiz with your queen okay MI6 appointed a new head Sir John Sawyer but he was immediately plunged into controversy can you tell me why am I six controversy you've all got something okay next next what was Brazilian TV presenter Wallace Souza's novel method for boosting ratings for his crime watch Style TV show hmm what was that I've got a slight back issue I've got some back issues is he gonna have a look at them this Summer everyone was surprised and delighted as England won the ashes our next question comes from cricketing hero Stuart broad hi Jimmy what song did some cheeky Aussie fans sing about me during this year's ashes yeah he does that you're 10 all right that you were good in Harry Potter any of these people I'm about to go to Montessori cricket team would have got in the way of his revision wouldn't it the song This is the question of it I know the answer because I have an unfair Advantage because I met Stuart Paul very nice what was the answer what did he say I'm not telling you if I tell you the answer you'll walk to Victory okay what song did they sing to that young man I know the question who surprised Everyone by mounting a daring rescue of two female journalists imprisoned in North Korea oh I know this yeah understood okay for our next question we go over to a genuine TV Legend it's sir David Attenborough [Music] what do you mean earlier this year I have the great honor of having something named after me can your lovely teams tell me what it was good you have something named after him what was it for that looking for answers I got answers I'll give you the answers okay I asked you what controversy besets to John Sawyer immediately after he was appointed MI6 Chief your thoughts alrighty here we go um this is to do with our old friend the social networking site we call face book now the wife of this man silly old moo that she is went and put some family holiday photographs a lot of photographs that any family would take when on holiday quite in Congress these photographs however when you're the head of MI5 you don't do it girlfriend she did it what's he doing he's doing something over there isn't he and I can't say no we're just enjoying listening to a man who appears to be 107 talking about when there's laughter you just assume it's someone else I do I would assume something is happening over there good comedian okay uh Charlie oh uh yeah we put his wife put Facebook photos of him up on the internet and you've gone for some sort of horrific no that was uh Russell's clearly getting a bit bored and decided to be a bit rebellious I wondered if the pen would work outside of the agreed parameters this is how you always get yourself in metaphor for your life isn't it if the pen would work outside the given parameters Facebook holiday picks because well you're all right you've all got that absolutely I think it'd be great you should have more spies or something because Twitter I like Twitter but it can be a bit double it's just someone saying had a hangover last night that pizza nearly finished me off whoops you know it'd be great if it was Bond going have my testicles almost masked into a pulp by a man who bleeds out of one eye lol [Music] is as well being up on Facebook because he just has to not accept the friend mascara manga goes on there just tonight okay and next up how did a Brazilian TV presenter boost ratings for his crime watch Style TV show okay Claudia Winkleman he commissioned murder so he presents a show a bit like crimewatch he commissioned people to be killed and then was first on the scene and the police found out because every time they went down there he was filming going aha let us look at the evidence John Nettles did that they've got a whole other series out of it he did it once on Bergerac and it worked Midsummer murders he's that's what he's doing now he kills people The Writers come in sort of Judge it up a bit [Laughter] you're right this is allegedly this guy ordered us ERS of murder so his cameras could be first on the scene to boost the ratings for his TV show who could stoop solo it's the equivalent of Jeremy Beadle commissioning people to put banana skins on Pavements or or it's worse than that right because of the merger you've got what have you gone for you've gone for killed someone killed someone we put and then Jonathan has exclaimed it numerous times to emphasize how unusual a thing that truly is well he didn't kill anyone he commissioned the murder like that logic you'd let Charles Manson freeze yes the voice in my mind the same as Charles Manson's mind you're as bad as them when's your spree are you gonna kill someone to increase the ratings on this show because I'm prepared to Die For This you have got the look about you of someone who would I'm sorry but he's good it's in the eyes cold like a fish now he's Federer when he does that he's Federal look at that a lot that's how you get past security with the tennis bag and then when he got in suddenly those tiny eyes open and he becomes a murderer a cold-blooded murderer how did this go through something wrong to me being a murderer because we didn't get it wrong and you're murdering our hopes and dreams and you admitted to having voices in your mind you sicko I'm saying let's go down White Chapel and strike someone out oh the Ripper murders finally if you've just tuned into the big fat because of the Year business as usual it's actually they're sufficiently distant murders that people do have a bit of fun about them it's the more recent murders that people are touching about they're cheeky murders like there's a there's a top hat this is a scarf bit of fun is playing [ __ ] [Applause] ing okay Stuart broad asked you what uh was sung to him during the ashes this year what did you all get Yeah Yeah Dude Looks Like A Lady I feel pretty I feel pretty we didn't specify we just said an erotic ballad another hauntingly beautiful and yet specifically genital song it was sung by all the members of the MCC from The Pavilion let's go back to Stuart broad for the answer the answer is Dude Looks Like A Lady oh Jonathan Russell you got that right I wanted to know who mounted a daring rescue of two female journalists imprisoned in North Korea what have you got Rob Ryan breaking Mr President William Jefferson Clinton Bill to his friends am I right you are absolutely right yes it was Bill Clinton I'll tell you a thing about Bill Clinton I I was once at an event and Bill Clinton was there and my dear dear friend The Splendid Irish celebrated actor James Nesbitt went up to Bill Clinton who was stood next to Uma Thurman who had a very long dress on with a long train and uh Jimmy went up and he went Mr President I just want to say I'm doing James Nesbitt he went up and he said can I just want the same as a person that I really want to thank you for what you did with the peace process and blah blah blah blah and Bill Clinton looked him in the eye and said you're standing on uma's train foreign [Applause] [Laughter] [Laughter] [Music] no they were offered to go and free these two journalists Al Gore and they said no no we want better so bill went we could actually go did he actually win yeah he went yeah he wasn't like that he's not one of those films where you know like there's a professional like normally a spy or a boxer who is forced to come out of retirement against his better wishes normally starring either Sylvester Stallone or Steven Seagal sometimes make you work and they're going oh well this is Sylvester Stallone he would go look and learn what he would go [Music] let's have a look let's have a look at the celebration this is Bill Clinton celebrating after the journalist got out have a look at this whoa they're having a crazy time hey Jimmy I wonder what Sylvester Stallone would have to say about this let's see is that a theory for me or you want to do one okay this is uh Mickey work asking Sylvester Stallone yeah I over eBay [Music] foreign [Applause] and Ronnie Corbett and we are away it's a perfect storm oh I look good that's a good look that is a very good look the bloody hell I look like Buddy Holly God I wondered if you fancy popping out into the car park and giving me a blow by blow account let's move on the legendary asked you cheer what if you're we were a bit adrift here we uh we we flailed around with star penguin mustard yeah no no no you've gone for we can't in general we thought an animal and that could be either a whole species of animal or someone's specific pet well again I'm afraid what have you gone for we were torn between either a shopping center or possibly an insect well let's go back to Sir David for the answer the answer is that they named a giant a rat eating plant after me it was called the penties oh is that it that's it yeah and it eats plant but can eat a rat yes wow presumably the rat has to stay still for quite a long time rats yeah they're gonna be a rat with a Death Wish get really depressed they know there's a certain sort of plant they sort of climb into but it's more assisted suicide than anything else but the top bit looks like a lid so I get the wrap probably goes up there attracted by a smell perhaps something sweet and tasty and then the need Paul knocks him in the back like that they should put that out in the jungle for the celebrities I killed a mouse once because I was told to and I really didn't enjoy the experience at all it's really hard I I we had a rat and I bought a rat trap and it it and it took several Days to Kill the rat it just kept whittling bits off the racks sorry it's true totally it just yeah it took off its ear and it's what part of its nose yeah a room of knives I bought a rat trap from a pound were you making saw seven with wraps that were like a rat Nelson that rat was a hero Charlie to the other rats he'll go back yeah I've lost an ear but I'm still getting it Charlie's cheese I'm living it right now it's time for another one of our patented bonus rounds this one's all about movies I'm going to show you pictures from three of this year's biggest films they've been subtly altered to make it look like I was the star which I would have been if I hadn't had other commitments that's one okay so you've got to tell me the name of the film and they're on any Street okay in the next one I'm just gonna be like that I think I look all right now what's the matter with that I look adorable okay and the final one this is just you living out your fantasies remember okay have you all got something down for this yeah okay let's have a look okay Jonathan Watchman watch me is the first one let's have a look at the first one that that was yes in order Dr Manhattan from Watchmen Terminator so yeah with a big blue man yeah I remember yeah okay next one I think it looks like you've just remembered something terrible okay you all got this didn't you sure easy Slum Dog were you posing for these photos or were these like frames taken no they just found those they just found me somewhere I didn't really because the last ones really I don't want to know where that came from I didn't even realize I had cameras in that place I thought it was just a place where guys go to hang out I think I think my face does look better than his look when it changes Mickey Rourke in the recipe no I like that face looks like a kind of dolphin or something okay let's have a quick look at the schools after all that Rob and Claudia are behind they've got 19. Russell and Jonathan have 20 in the lead David and Charlie the dancing Queens for 21. we've just had a complaint from ofcom about one of the jokes in the last part and as a result we're going to be suspended for the next two minutes and the show will be replaced by some adverts back with an apology after the break welcome back it's Autumn and the golden Browns and oranges you see everywhere can only mean one thing you've got cataracts let me remind you what happened in September and October Terry wogan announced he was quitting radio 2. he gently woke up Millions every morning but then so does a full bladder and a full bladder doesn't force you to listen to Mick Hucknall in the [ __ ] cause and encounter remote control toy helicopter was used to smuggle drugs into a prison oh I bet that must have hurt now inevitably I've got more questions ladies and gentlemen okay first up we're back to the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School my favorites they have another one of their topical school plays for us what are they acting out here have a look [Music] hello everybody here's the best place in the singing exciting [Applause] [Music] [Applause] thank you friends I'll let you finish fast [Applause] do you think naughty yes impossibly cute kids what A Silly Billy lovely yeah they're very nice okay right next one why did 22 000 people complain about this woman well I like her eye I like the one that's looking at us not the other one oh man I've got a favorite eye I like that one okay time for another say what you see we all love to say what you sees look down and say what you see perfect okay oh okay the next question comes from retired Time Lord David Tennant hello Jimmy as you know I'm often seen in a rather unusual mode of Transport my 1987 Austin Allegro but in October which unusual mode of Transport made six-year-old Falcon hini from Colorado internationally famous okay you all got something for three months London's Trafalgar Square was home to artist Anthony gormley's project one and other in which members of the public were each given an hour on the fourth plinth here are some of the highlights look makes you feel proud to be British [Music] as soldiers are brave men and I'm proud of [Music] oh apart [Music] from me [Music] okay lots of British eccentrics there but why did the police have to intervene when Simon Masterson from Yorkshire took to the plinth oh oh I think that the plinth was excellent don't you think what an excellent scheme I agree it was a good idea yes because it was like Pub experiences it's a nice fun I think they should have tried to do it forever forever there will every hour be a different live person on that test and then like in 2000 years time they could say this is like there's a there's an Apostolic succession yeah but imagine this person what if you were the one person who forgotten didn't turn up for ruining it we'd get bored of it after about two years notice there's the threat of death and then the body can be put on the plimp it's a brilliant idea when we get bored of it that's the moment to push on through push on through that's what they did with countdown yeah let's go straight to the answers let's not mess about okay we saw the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School acting out another school play what what story inspired them this time I don't know about that I was in that one yeah Swift was accepting the world he come on made an ill-judged attack on her so I know Beyonce should win all these Awards and I was watching it thinking yes yes you take the [ __ ] death threats this year did you get death threat for the year before of course that give me death threats did you say their president was [ __ ] yeah I did say the president was [ __ ] got him take it bloody death I'm immortal I think there's a little unfair to ask questions on an event that one of the panelists was at it's like setting a question about the time I knocked a box of Cheerios off the island in the kitchen I was there it's an unfair advantage to Brandon let's have a little look at the kid doing you I think he Nails you he's good exciting performance what a gift that kid's got okay David and Johnny you went for Kenya interrupting Awards yeah it was mainly an answer Charlie provided I'll be honest did you not watch the VMAs not this year I was really ill I did send a few death threats in obviously did you get and loads well there's just all these different we had to get the old Bill involved should we put an address up on the screen now in case anyone watching it's got a PO Box there was quite a late support you gave me kept me killed this is it this is my it's what if there is no reincarnation I'll [ __ ] this one right up sorry [Applause] did you develop that stupid life where did that come from my laugh I would ditch it and ditch it now Russell give him a better laugh what would his life be I think it's interesting that you've known him as long as you have never heard him laugh [Applause] all the time he's a slightly silly laugh let's move on okay I wanted to know why 22 000 people complained about this woman I'll tell you why because she's a silly sausage that looks like Matt Lucas when he's dressed up as that woman a little bit another one with the huge body and a huge pubic wing no I know who she is that's Jan Moyer of the daily mailer wrote that class horrible piece about Stephen Gately an evil piece about something am I right you're absolutely right yeah she wrote an article and there were lots of complaints that uh people thought it was uh homophobic about the tragic death of Stephen King a riddle out of it in a horrible way horrible horrible horrible I'm being quite serious it really was it was horrible horrible you don't want to roll that ass so much when you're serious it's like you're just gonna piss out of him and all I can roll them I just can't say them normally I can roll them easy but you're trying to cough something out well at least oh hang on don't review the show while you're on it Charlie animal noise [Applause] I'm gonna do an us oh perked up just for that oh hello that's changed okay you all got that right Jimmy's laugh now you've pointed out Jimmy's laugh to me I know it really breaks good okay what do woodpeckers arrive we cannot get into a position where none of us feel able to laugh victimizing the audience it's an expression of joy okay you all got that right it was uh Jan Moya and her article for the Daily Mail okay next up it was to say what you see Noel Eagle light no it's Nick Griffin on question time it was Nick Griffin unquestioned questions okay yes David Tennant asked you what mode of Transport made six-year-old Falcon Heaney from Colorado internationally famous what have you got balloon boy hot air balloon well let's go back to David Tennant and see if you were right falkenhini's parents claim that their son had floated away in a homemade balloon but they were telling porkies I thought the boy was in the balloon no he was fine why is he called balloon boy then you've really got to watch the news till the end I've got as much rugby balloon boys it might have been in one iPhone it's a Swiss not far too much attention already you don't need the balloon that was sort of the point of it was the American public were very upset because this boy was alive and well you are not dead in a blue they wanted a dead kid they should get dead kids that's right in across the sky listlessly scarring The Horizon like a burned up E.T probable image but very poetic well you get okay I asked you I asked you why the police had to intervene in Simon Masterson's stint on the fourth plinth trafoga Square what did you put he's stripped he took his clothes off with the British aversion to nudity you reared its ugly head once again okay and Russell what did you go with expose himself in a hot air balloon both himself let me put okay well let's have a look strip right off then or did you just go down that's surely not illegal well no no he well basically he was naked which we haven't got a photo of that because he was naked but then and then the police came and said could you put some pants on you've got to be very careful when you're in the public you know you can't just take off everything isn't that right Russell oh [ __ ] off that's quite a generous sense it across it certainly is oh wait I was on a lot of drugs back then don't know if I've mentioned it and it was cold and look at the old Bill looking bored and he arrested me with one limp wrist know what I like about pictures the one with the limb wrist holding on it looks like he's giving you a prize and saying he's the champion the best nude man today first prize okay time for another bonus round what we're gonna do we're gonna meet two people who made the news this year all you need to do panelists is guess why they made the news let's bring on our mystery guests [Applause] come and say like these are our mystery guests you can ask them questions but they can only answer yes or no that's what they're allowed to answer they could say more the one on the right has entered a Francis Rossi dresser like competition did you follow Bilbo Baggins a long way I'm glad you are in here because I feel like we've got snowbound and new people turned up that's a bad news saying help okay yeah just bark abuse at them related to each other no are you Scottish no are you Irish no are you English no are you Welsh yes I can spot them instantly foreign are you from South Wales yes are you from Port Talbot no are you from Cardiff are you a British cut through from shut up David are you from kidwelly are we going to establish whether they know your nana is yours relevant to the news story you were involved in not um are you um are you in some sort of civil partnership no are you violent yes okay okay write down your answers did you think you've got the answer okay write down the answer where's that pain our Pen's gone when we need it the most I know who you are you're panicking man well done this is why we made that call keep your head together just press one to delete the message [Applause] well done in advance for doing what you did although it has yet to be revealed because I'm sure I know what it is and I approve and well done and I wish more people did what you did I think you either we're really wrong or you're the cage fighters who engaged they are the cage fighters you would get okay you were the cage fighters who were dressed in Drag and two homophobes attacked you and you you schooled them with feet and fists and whatever the hell the hell else you did it's no holds bar so guys tell us in your own what exactly happened uh we was open on night though before we had a fight coming up it was like six weeks before six weeks before you weren't so we're gonna have a proper cage yeah and we had to say you cook dress as women you decide to go dressed as women yeah should we have a little look at a picture let's have a look at the picture yeah where was this where were you in on Kingsbury Swansea oh fair enough Rob's thinking oh yeah you can park around there nice come on so you were dressed up you dressed and um James would walk in front of me and uh two boys started on him and then I got to try and defuge situation but they uh so I hit the ball for them so you hit both of them what were you doing just going off Vladimir tights you picked up your handbag yeah you're my favorite you guys I think you all got it right we've got it right we've got it more or less right we were just a bit you've got it exactly wrong you just flipped it a little bit I thought you'd attack the guys come on our end of the year celebration welcome on a war hero what regiment were you in BSS what surprised that he was so happy about them what ladies and gentlemen Daniel Lionheart Lowell and James lights out Lily the cross-dressing cage fighters [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay let's have a look and see what uh change there's been on the score front Russell Brand Jonathan Ross Rob brydon and Claudie winkelmann mechanek 25 each it's like nothing's happened we might as well not done anything then and who writes these numbers because it ain't us and they're the numbers there okay David Mitchell and Charlie Brooker are in the lead with 27 points well I am bursting for a piece I'll tell you what I'll meet you back here in two minutes with more questions see you then foreign welcome back to the final part of the big fat quiz as the year Drew to a close so did the decade and it was the last ever Chance In Our Lifetime to wear novelty New Year's Eve glasses like these and still be able to see properly [Laughter] I'm sure you can remember as far back as November and December but for the benefit of any goldfish watching here's what happened Wayne Rooney successfully mated with a human woman they had a baby boy Colleen says she'll get back to work the minute she finds out what she actually does there were severe floods in the Northwest police strongly advised against fell walking in Cumbria because it is possible to die of boredom in the wake of infidelity Tiger Woods his wife rescued him from a car crash by Smashing the back window of his vehicle with a golf club she later heroically saved all his clothes from a house fire by throwing them onto the front lawn okay here come the questions have a look at this epic high five fail at Nasa HQ okay our station's flight great job okay something good something good has happened complete closeout of your high five yeah oh he looked right at him and he moved on oh God and now we're just laughing at the poor bastard okay uh what I want to note was uh what were they attempting to celebrate oh so it was a bit of good news for NASA I thought he wouldn't come and got it okay what did you say what she said Claudia winkelman's got it and I for one can back him up on that who enraged the Irish in November oh it's them oh yeah yeah yeah bring it on Russell come on you know this yeah we know this one is this the longest you've ever gone without sex yeah no Russell has your no you're a Chinese man listen you should share your joy you're a changed man you're no longer the promiscuous godfly you were yeah no that's true well because I've been like look I've really tried my hardest to sleep with all of you but eventually I I had to be in a settled relationship because of the chronic loneliness of an evening and there was the danger of a latex shortage shortage to worry about viruses because I had a lot of concerns so I've look I can't help it this isn't Dylan goes electric I've just got a bird now your Fidelity is being moved by random women luckily you're like you're like women that have turned up but thought Park have been too short to get on the ride hey no one's too short to get on this ride good news okay I'll have a look at this clip what is this man know nothing about so what's been going on in there not a lot really we don't really know what's going on so tell you the truth later so no celebrations or anything [Music] no no no we don't know anything at all we don't know anything other euras I think all the older people uh anything to be honest they're all sorts of Ages I'm doing this and I don't really know too much about who it was how did you find out about it uh just just point him I was really famous yourselves you know so yeah but you can hear the cheering or anything no no no didn't what does he know anything about on site I'm suddenly come into business oh yeah you've got the skills that pay the bills Claudia you won't come on so yeah okay our next question comes from the one and only Dr David Starkey can you tell me who's historic Saga is he recounting here it was here in London that two young Irish Minstrel Brothers sought the Council of a rich and Powerful judge famed for bewildering Feats of alchemy transforming lowly peasants into sought after songsmiths oh what a surprise to the natives of London their strange appearance must have been each brother with an expression of demented enthusiasm and a tiring shock of flux and Air the country was glutening too some were Charmed by the siblings unusual interpretations a popular folk balance such as Ray Parker Jr's Ghostbusters but others accused the judge of hubris and betraying the Integrity of his high office unburdened by Talent or Charm the duo soared for new heights but perhaps like Icarus they'd flown too close to the Sun and not even Ricky Martin and she banged but just as quickly as they'd enter the kingdom they were gone forced to wander in the wilderness with Michelle McManus Dr David I love the fact that someone could turn on Channel 4 at that moment and think you know what it has dumbed down okay well we'll go straight to the answers have you all got you all got the answers down yeah yeah yes yes yes okay I asked you what prompted this embarrassing Hi-Fi fail at Nasa what have you all put uh it was the discovery of water on the moon we just put the moon yeah so you thought they were celebrating the moon why not it's very nice up there shining down on us over here it's the tide Wicked that's a very nice thing to think that every day NASA celebrates the continued existence if you bear with us that's why the other man wouldn't return the high five he said get over it we've known about it for years also on the moon is the correct answer you don't get a point for the moon okay um I wanted to know what enraged the Irish what have you all got I can't really make out anything [Applause] can you stay on me there yes it says Henry on the right yeah and oh oh what Henry red rum Red Rum foreign Island it's all abroad he seems to be saying exactly the same thing in that photo yeah it's all abroad okay so it was Thierry Henry's handball that upset the Irish all right uh what did the befuddled man not know anything about oh Claudia Winkleman the lottery winners they won over 90 million pounds half of 90 million pounds and then there was a couple in Wales that got the other half that's true yes a couple of cage fighters come back well you're all absolutely right yes we heard a delightful tale from history courtesy of Dr David Starkey but who was he telling us about what have you all got we've got the jedwards jedward I'd like it if they were called the Jed Works being also done with jedwards Jed wood let's have a look from David Starkey hello Jimmy I was of course talking about John and Edward off of X Factor or jedward if you will good night sweet princess [Applause] oh God he's good okay now we come to the final round of the show so teams it's your last chance to pick up a few extra points and fittingly it's the and finally round where we look back at some of the tiny but brilliant stories of the Year okay two buskers from Birmingham were given asbos Banning them from performing what was particularly anti-social about their repertoire oh I got it it's an anti-social basket what would be the most annoying thing about a basket okay can you cross out what have you written because it is too rude has never been wrong all right we'll cross it out I think that's definitely right okay you've written something you have something okay so what have you got Robin Claudia let's go to you first Rob's very upset with me because I wrote Collins Tunes well that might be amusing at the Jonathan Russell what have you gone for you see what we've gone for censorship because we've been censored [Music] probably for our own good what did what did you get um they use trombones made of lack of [ __ ] I can rethink and thought maybe what would be more likely was that would be this would be the same song over and over again and you just it doesn't matter what the song is you just get maddened by its repetition even that is absolutely correct you get a point well just the same song over and over they knew Wonderwall and faith and they played them that's all they played that's what he's only got two albums that's variety for him Paul Harris from hole was upset by a letter he received from his local Council a few weeks after being registered blind what insensitive mistake had the Council made rude Braille okay David and Charlie what have you gone for free eye tests or something like that okay I can tell you that's not right we've gone well but we had a bit of a Barney about it um is that they use the phrase as you can see accused of being a Peeping Tom foreign you a letter to validate that accusation and we're not using Braille there what actually happened was the local Council addressed a letter to Mr blind man don't send a blind post ER because his son his son then read it out to him I blame the son for reading it out okay very last question I got a quiz would-be burglars Matthew McNelly and Joey Miller from Iowa were branded most useless criminals due to their unusually crap means of Disguise can you tell me how they disguise themselves yes I'm just it's a guess yeah bring on the point okay uh what have you all got let's have a look we put they dress as each other okay David Jolly we thought that as burglar is like in traditional burglar hours but that wouldn't be nearly as stupid as as each other you really laptop like you genuinely knew that okay Rob and Claudia we put party their hair in the opposite direction I can tell you you are all wrong they actually what they do well have a look have a look at the disguises that's right they got a marker pen and painted masks on and they were caught because it was magic marker and it wouldn't come off they couldn't wash it off nothing magic about that it's horrible well without further Ado here are the final scores you're competing for This Magnificent trophy hang on hang on that's heavier than it looks right I can tell you in in last place Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand as well in second place with 29 Points it's Rob Brighton and Claudia winkelmann for the winners of the big factors of the year 2009. it's David Mitchell and Charlie Brooker gentleman 2009 hope you liked it and if you did you should have put a ring on it we'll see you in 12 months time for the big fat quiz of the year 2010 when we'll be talking about England's World Cup win the Tory government and the zombie uprising do you have anything to say do you have a dance you want to do no I'd rather not do it down [Applause] we can do this but this is this is Society at its ugliest yeah no this will get no okay so outside now but thanks for coming bye [Applause]

Channel: The Big Fat Quiz Channel

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Id: e2KrtrxYeSA

Length: 100min 54sec (6054 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 04 2023