Big Fat Quiz of Sport 2023 | Full Episode

foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] quiz of Sport the quiz for Sports Experts that straps on its football skates Rams its hockey Racket and whacks the shuttlecock from one end of the Cricket Court straight over the pole vault and into the basket touchdown get in the hole 280. the quiz was to be held in Qatar but I said no because my values do not align with those of Qatar which is why we come to you this year live from North Korea panelist tonight know a thing or two about sports literally two things between them let's meet the teams Dane Baptiste is known for his Fierce intellect incisive commentary and his smart observations on contemporary life roshin wants a whole jar of pesto straight from the jar there's only one thing that could stop roshina Dane winning tonight and that's roshane they look like they've just had a messy divorce and are now being forced Upon A united front and appearance evening it's Tom Allen and Kerry godiman [Music] well it's not very politically correct but we've booked the hilariously funny Judy love and a bit of eye candy just for fun it's Joel dommett that was just nice so this is the big bad quiz of sports not a regular one so what are your sporting achievements Rasheen you've done anything sporting wise yes I have Jimmy I once uh was invited onto a show uh Comet relief let's play darts and I did a really good darts move was it that that's the I got I got the number I got the thing that I needed to get today you take Sports quite seriously right I think I think my most significant what an achievement was that I got a black belt in karate wow when did you get that uh 1993. how old were you 11. you might be laughing if I give you a front kick it's all quite Camp isn't it like the fact that you win like a bell oh you got some gold earrings and a brown belt for sports I love that we're talking about sporting achievements and in the middle of that Judy got a Chris your sporting achievements what have you what have you done my Sport and achievement is getting on top over the age of 40 with bad knees that's very good I'm sure there's a bit of cardio Tom Kerry you got any uh any sporting achievements I once watched a football game [Applause] what's the level there's all this like booing and shouting and swearing they're just doing their best you get all these blokes going on about it no consonants okay team names uh Rasheen Dame what's your team called Dane hit Jimmy with our name Sports and prayers [Applause] Sweet Chariot coming forth to carry me Tom too long what's the short one double PE double peer all right so double p uh Judy John what's your team Richard and Judy funny because my name's not Richard my name's so amazing that we just stuck with it okay reasonably confusing but fine all right let's go let's get on we'll get on with the quiz we'll do a little bit of quiz I have been Googling sport there's loads of it there is loads of it right on with the show our first round is all about sporting history competitors in the ancient Greek Olympics competed completely naked so when the sprinters bent down at the start of the race the cyclists had somewhere to park their bikes was once an event at the Olympics partly it was an attempt to fuse the aesthetic with the physical in order to create a well-rounded ideal Olympian but mainly it was so there was something for the fat kids to do right time for our first set of questions okay so Sports history here for the first question it's over to a professional brain box Stephen Fry hello there Jimmy Carr young onion how are you um this is Stephen with a question for you I've always been very interested in the ancient the original Olympics and you know they had a sport which was a cross between wrestling and boxing called pancration all the strengths that means and basically anything went and it was a bit like the big fat quiz of sport in as much as you knew the winner because everyone else basically gave up or was rendered unconscious and so I want to know what two moves were actually illegal in pancration there were two you couldn't do two things you couldn't do so see if you can name them so pancration the ancient sort of mix between wrestling and boxing what can you do I think you can work this out they're two they're pretty obvious things you won't be able to do yes were they naked yeah they were nude they were all naked all the time must have been an absolute nightmare during the relay [Laughter] [Applause] so uh you're gonna have a point for both fouls but what two things were fouls in pancration fingering number two fast ball was invented in 1891 as a way of keeping students active indoors but what Innovation to the game did it take them 21 years to come up with so basketball was created in 1891 it took them 21 years to come up with something that seems pretty obvious to me what did it take them 21 years to come up with all right question number three in this first round uh the soul 88 Olympics Ben Johnson won 100 meter Final in world record time but the race was later described as the dirtiest race in history why all right question number four in this round the Tour de France has been running for over 120 years what was it common practice to do until it was outlawed in 1965. so what could you do in the Tour de France until 1965. [Laughter] it might be good no it was really funny but she said it in French and it doesn't really translate that great so sorry everyone can we get extra time like a dyslexic in an exam yeah sure sure you can be on channel four plus one question number five last question in this round in 1973 Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs played out the iconic battle of the sexes tennis match before the match started they gave each other insulting gifts what were they they wishing each other luck or wishing they not no they were they were not wishing there was no love lost in the match basically Riggs said female tennis players are useless and he said I will beat you when they played a match are you what are you eating what are you having you're having hula hoops to represent the Olympic rings that'd be very sporty all right time for some answers come on put in put in all your answers put in all your answers get the questions done round one [Applause] question number one Stephen probably wanted to know what were the two recognized fouls in pancration if anyone is gambling on this as to who's gonna win if your money's on Judy you're gonna get odds on that all right so what do you think the fails were uh rosheen no biting no biting no gouging no biting no Whispering sweet nothings you've given the three answers there and the first two are absolutely right and the third one was sort of generally agreed upon yeah people said it was out of order it's an Unwritten Rule and it's not illegal basically frowned upon it's like with a steel chair in WWE yeah you shouldn't do it but if it happens everyone's like you've got a fake John dick Kerry did you get this no we went Backstage on the nudity part of it actually Jimmy what did you say rubbing your bum you can't oh up against someone it's like that weirdly that weirdly comes up in a question later on stay tuned said pupiling as well because that would be so painful wouldn't it to people just when you're in that position and then oh yeah what is better thinking about it biting and gouging they got it exactly Judy Joel did you get this we went for gouging and fingering you know the same thing you get one point for that you get two points because you've got both you get no points okay next one all right I asked you what Innovation took 21 years to be introduced into basketball what did you think Tom Kerry did you get this um we said that organ they played baseball what are we talking about basketball oh I don't know do I look American this is in a lid on it putting a lid on the net like making it have a hole in it because before it used to be a bucket and then they were like if we put a hole in it it'll come through and someone hasn't got to climb up and get it that is the right answer [Applause] what did you get yeah and I said hoop like Judy's crisps which I just realized doesn't have an H in it we said it took them 25 years to desegregate it and discover white people can't jump we'll take a look at this it's incredible okay so here's some kids playing yeah that's how they used to play and this guy came along wow so if you forgot the stick it was just one love all going home okay incredibly basketball took him 21 years to discover the net all right I asked you why the 100 meter final uh the Seoul 88 Olympics became known as the dirtiest race in history what is your part Judy Joel did you get this yeah Judy got this but she led over to me and whispered drugs and I thought she was offering them today but it turns out it's the answer right did you get this but they shot themselves that's coming up later as well stay tuned loads because I've been Googling sport themselves all the time all the time it's a thing really can they so they just have to [ __ ] and go I don't think it happens in ice skating that's true did you get this Dane Russian we we thought we did we thought it was a dirty race because there was no toilet paper available which I think balances quite nicely off of carriage Theory well Judy and Joel get the point it was because Ben Johnson tested positive performance enhancing drugs and of the eight runners in that 100 meter final only two were never linked to drug use so that means if I'd been in that I would have got bronze those two who didn't use the drugs how boring they'd be at the back as well yeah we're fine the rest of the race like guys I think they're all going wrong the kind of drugs they're using you know just they're just I'm just here to take the comedy out of this show not doing like an e no they're not no it'd be quite fun though to imagine the Olympics that everyone doing the wrong drugs like weightlifting just like oh no we've all done everyone in the 100 meters talking about the podcast they're gonna make foreign I asked you what was common practice at the Tour de France up until 1965 what did you all think well it's France isn't it so we said is it getting someone pregnant no I mean when we show you the footage I mean it could happen I suppose what do you think we went with drugs again this time I lent over to Judy and I whispered drugs and she thought that I was offering them okay you're close with drugs what what did you put no wheelies [Applause] it could do wheelies not no wheelies they could do wheelies up until then uh well you're not right have a look at it [Music] is [Music] whatever [Music] yeah until 1965 you could drink alcohol at the Tour de France they would stop get absolutely shit-faced and go on don't you find if you've had a drink exercise is so much easier like yeah for miles in just like a minute it's like Carnival when I go Carnival and I have a drink oh my gosh I didn't know I could dance for so long yeah I'd go down to the floor up again I'm that girl yeah obviously two days later I'm like girl doctor you [ __ ] drop I'm very good I'll show you later imagine that you two have sex is one of the weirdest things [Applause] I can't stop I'm doing it right now I feel like Jimmy doesn't have a penis he has like a USB stick [Applause] when you plug them in he literally goes thank you [Laughter] it's just Locker Room dance in it yeah okay I finally asked you what what gifts did Billie Jean King and Bobby Briggs exchange at the battle of the sexes tennis match uh we didn't realize they were mean gifts we said nice ones okay walk on what what do you think they gave each other we said Percy pigs and then you said a liberty scarf so nothing just so nice just have a lovely scarf Percy pigs I'll give you a point for rosheen Dane well I thought because they were mean gifts and I thought about the meat we've talked about the main gifts that we've been given and I've been given Spanx as a present I know awful awful I wait to hear what Dane got I went on holiday with an ex and I lost my sunglasses in the sea and then her parents thought it'd be funny to buy me string for the sunglasses that I lost [Applause] a bit mean but it's kind of fun as well it is kind of fun because I left it a month after okay Judy Joel what have you got we went with we've uh we're in with tampon on kitchen gloves because we thought they were really mean he was being sexiest horrible political horrible well she gave him a piglet because she said he was a male chauvinist Pig and he gave her a lollipop because he said she's going to be a sucker for my LOB oh look at that that's Austin Powers isn't it that's what a sporting professional used to look like all right at the end of the first round let's check in on the scores Rasheen Dane uh Tom and Kerry two points two points okay in the lead Judy and Joel that's how bad this quiz is you've got three points foreign [Applause] next round is all about music in the world of sport Elton John bought Watford football club in 1976 although to be fair to Elton he was on a lot of drugs back then in 2018 Formula One driver Lewis Hamilton launched a secret music career you'd think if anyone understood the meaning of stay in your lane it'd be him time for some music related sports questions all right first one Three Lions has become an Anthem for England fans can you name three of the five England players named in the track do you remember when like people on TV used to have teeth like that in the 90s Joe we're not really an advert for natural teeth you and I it's there's some [ __ ] going on here and we know it people here on the wall is it Jewels clemaine still dreaming Jules remay I believe is the name of the trophy Joel write down some more answers okay question number two what if Aerosmith's Stephen Tyler the Black Eyed Peas Fergie and Michael Bolton all got in sport in common they've all got something in common to do with sports Aerosmith Stephen Tyler the Black Eyed Peas Fergie and Michael Bolton what do they all have in common all right question number three have a listen to this famous musician belting out a passionate Tottenham Hotspur fan chant all I want to know is who's singing this Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur and the Spurs go marching on a Carrick end of question that's not me that is a hundred percent [Applause] question number four in this round on music what musical sporting tradition originated with the Red Sox baseball team and has since been adopted by British darts football and rugby league okay so what musical sporting tradition originated with the Red Sox baseball team and has since been adopted by British darts football and rugby league fans the clue is it's the music round all right socks is a big clue oh is it no [ __ ] day all right here we go question number five in this round during the France 98 World Cup the England football squad pranked the Press Tony Adams Alan Shira and Gareth Southgate and even manager Glenn hoddle were all in on it what did they do I know this Rasheen thinks she knows the answer this could be the one question she gets right so [ __ ] maybe a crisp Judy will you I'm having a break though okay we're open wide that Mum was coming for you go all right here's the answers for this round all right I asked you for three of the five players that are mentioned in three lines let's go live to Joel dommett for the answer I went with Nobby it's not be one of them Nobby who asked what else have you gone for no because nobby's dancing I want gas going and I feel like they're in there somewhere Nobby I'll give you one point for Nobby because Nobby Styles yes what's dancing okay uh Kerry Tom did you get this we got Bobby Charlton yeah you get point for that George best no George best he's Irish isn't he I told you he's Irish well I don't know do I what am I supposed to check everybody's passport you're literally eating crisps how did you not think of Clinica babe did you get this you got this right yeah uh we put a lot of names what did you put pretty much the starting eleven no we were uh Bobby Moore yeah Bobby Moore's in there Gaza and Bobby Charlton Bobby Charlton yeah and uh absolutely right what his three lines oh no don't I can't stand it [Music] I know [Music] whenever you hear it you know it's England that are gonna [ __ ] up in a world tournament that's what it is unless the women are playing right right so the jewels roommate was the one that was stolen wasn't it and no one's ever found it no they did find it they did find it where was it where was it was it up your ass dog found it I was trying to do a bit of bloody band there and that's why I hate Lads because when I try and do ladybanta everyone looks at me like I'm a weirdo they did find it and I went was it up your ass now if a bloke had said that everyone would be like jumping up and down oh was it up your ass [Applause] well this has gone badly all right so I asked you what Stephen Tyler from Aerosmith thank you from the Black Eyed Peas and Michael Bolton all handing sport in common what is your put they sang the national anthem didn't they in the middle of the Super Bowls what did you guys get Dane Russian we said that they uh fudged up the national anthem so it wasn't that he just sung the Star Spangled Banner they did very very terrible Renditions of it Judy Joel uh first of all big dicks just thought that'd be funny you proved that it isn't so we also got a confidence joke [Applause] and then we I put slash sang national anthem because I thought I'd put a real answer I could tell you they've all been criticized for their rendition of The Star-Spangled Banner this is from Fergie this is like the Jazzy version I mean it's so bad have a look [Music] still there [Music] it smells like gallstones that's not the worst one I think Michael Bolton's is significantly worse right so he forgets the lyrics of he's singing it very badly anyway and then he forgets the lyrics and it's it couldn't be more obvious and the speed with which the crowd boo is phenomenal I'll tell you've got this [Music] once again [Music] here someone's singing our national anthem like that this is what's the national anthem it's had a recent it's had a recent remix we've gone so woke now we've even got a male Queen again [Applause] [Music] [Applause] another driver well there's a lot of bouncing up and down you had a famous musician singing her support who do you think it was well we said kerish God lemon but that's really a affectionate name for what we believe to be Adele and for me sender so we were the same and what did you think we basically said Adele we said any white Cockney woman let's have a look at her impassioned rendition to find out do you think you still remember the Hot Spurs chant oh yes Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur Glory Glory Tottenham Hotspur and the Spurs go marching on wow she does remind me of the girls used to bully me on the bus ask you what sporting tradition originated with the Red Sox baseball team what have you got Sweet Caroline Caroline what have you got Judy Joel are you in national anthem because I was being really pressured at the time you thought they started the tradition of singing the National Anthem yeah I was panicking Judy's really not helping she keeps eating crisps I just Panic it's pronounced Turismo did you get this we did get it we've got uh yeah Sweet Caroline as well singing Sweet Caroline so apparently they had a guy Dr Charles Steinberg joined the Red Sox in 2002 and decided the song Sweet Caroline had transformative powers for the crowd so we started people doing this [Applause] [Music] [Applause] all right I asked you what playing the England 98 Squad played on the Press what did you put they tried to basically put song titles into all of their interviews okay Tom Kerry we went for a similar sort of angle and we did actually I'm glad you asked we said putting rude words in interviews EG nipple whose words in the juice okay uh Judy Joel I think you might remember at this point Jimmy that was the point where I was having a minor breakdown um okay so I wrote hula hoops just because you were pressuring me and saying write something down Joel you wrote down Hulu yeah other crisps are available you got it absolutely right machine they made a bet to sneak song titles into interviews let's take a look at the hilarious moment where the players skillfully dropped the brilliant lyrics in they wanted to get off the mark no doubt yeah we're all excited we weren't exactly uh Dancing On The Ceiling but we're keeping our feet on the ground how are you looking forward to it all yeah I'm so I'm so excited yeah we had some magic moments this season and uh it's just you know gets better and better how are you doing you look relaxed but uh is the tension building a little when it's hardly Club Tropicana Bobbers you're not going to get any um Careless Whispers from me Bob I'm here there was a wager on this trip for the players that can actually get song titles onto the television is that accurate it's just your imagination are you still naming the tunes no it's all over now okay and that's the last time Alan Shara smiled now it's time for a special bonus round please welcome International Rugby Stars will Joseph Alex Cuthbert and Dylan Lewis all right thanks very much for coming on guys I very much appreciate it um so they're all wearing iconic outfits worn by sporting Superstars I just want you to write down which Sportsman attire are they wearing oh give us give us a 12 hour Alex uh I mean wow wow they can do a bit of everything exercise can I have your top this one yeah and that's that's a contract what we just did is a verbal contract well you could have asked for Jude I think I would like the helmet the helmet no surely the one on his head or so if you've got three sporting Styles written down rosheen Dame what have you got we uh said Eddie the eagle Yeah Eddie the eagle Calgary 88 that is the right answer that is what he's come as I don't know said Andre Agassi I don't know why we don't really know that many uh rustic tennis players couldn't be any more wrong oh we said that as well you got a point for any of the eagle that's right that's not Andre Agassi who do you think that is I I wrote will calling but it's not well calling it's John Mcenroe yeah no no comments he looks absolutely that's actually I'm not even [ __ ] around that is beyond Paul am I the anyone who thought Bjorn Borg was in Abba okay your last one Dane is uh what'd you go with we went with Tiger Woods I mean let me explain are you gonna have some explaining today yeah hello um we um we weren't sure where we carry no and then you had a thought the Village People the famous sporting Village People okay uh Joel Judy we put Tiger Woods as well um all right so who are you are I'm Ian Poulter the golfer from 2008. yeah Ian Poulter wore that outfit have a look playing golf Jimmy there's a collar issue here can we finish this gentleman is wearing bronze [Applause] all right let's have a quick check in on what that's done to the scores I can tell you Judy and Joel are back where they belong in last place for six points Tom and Kerry have seven in the lead roshin and Dane with nine points time for a quick break give it up my glamorous assistance Alex Dylan and will see you in five [Applause] a big fat quiz of sport on next round is all about the big Sports stories that made headlines Serena Williams won the 2017 Australian Open whilst pregnant it's an incredible sporting achievement to put it in tennis terms she was previously unseated but when she won it she was definitely seated in 2022 the lionesses won the Euros it was the most wonderful tournament people asked what's the difference between men's and women's football well the women actually win trophies ready for some more questions of course it wouldn't be the big fat quiz but an appearance from the children of Mitchell Brook primary school performing one of their unconventional school plays take a look we lost I hate music I'm having a good hair day seriously you were rubbish sorry sorry you need to pay attention oh I look sassy oops Oops stop right now thank you very much there you go David is it true that you've been very naughty it was an accident I promise we're going to Spades yay [Applause] [Music] it's wonderful uh that was of course the infamous moment in 2003 when Alex Ferguson kicked a football boot at David Beckham's head after a game uh what I want to know is what was the term given to Sir Alex Ferguson's famous dressing room rants oh God I mean I thought the flipping art question was going to be what was that next one in 2005 after winning the London Marathon Paula Radcliffe made this statement I want to apologize to the nation I had to stop I didn't really want to resort to that in front of hundreds of thousands of people I started feeling it between 15 and 16 miles and probably carried on too long I must have eaten too much beforehand what was she apologizing for perhaps the greatest moment in sporting history it's amazing it's easily the greatest moment in sport in history hi Jimmy throughout my Rugby career there has been much to celebrate back in 2005 one sporting team's wild celebrations caused quite a scene at 10 Downing Street they were accused of weighing in the back garden and one of them called Tony Blair a knob but what team was it and what were they celebrating okay so what does that friendly wizard want to know are you a sports shoe did they tell you a moment on a quiz in January 1995 Manchester United's Eric Cantona infamously Kung Fu kicked a rival fan in a press conference after the incident he came out with a now legendary quote all I need you to do is fill in the blanks yes when the what follow the what it's because they think what will be thrown into the what so what what what what so Jimmy I got one question Judy what are you eating now yeah who knows Batman it fits right round your yeah [Music] [Applause] go give us a wipe come on wife okay last question in this round in 1995 Michael Jordan announced he was coming out of retirement and returning to the NBA he sent a press statement that was described as the most famous facts in sports history what did it say uh are you ready for answers of course yes yes we asked you what was the term given to Sir Alex Ferguson's famous dressing room Marantz what have you put Mucky words well we had to uh yeah we thought it was about Mucky words because we know it's Scottish and that's kind of how they sound to us but then I think it was like the hairdryer rants hair dry treatment like a hair dryer treatment Bucky Ranch doing his acting after all these years she's been waiting for the right role to come yeah an angry Scottish man Rocky rants that's good isn't it yeah I don't know what to do with that to be honest if you had any Talent hey uh Tom Kerry what have you got blow jobs [Applause] but [ __ ] is very close what question we on question one Jew right we went with mcgrants but we knew it was right but I didn't know what the answer was physically okay so uh don't get the point for a head writing uh next so Paula Radcliffe she won the London Marathon incredible athlete one of the greats she apologized afterwards I read the statement what did you think happened she she pooped on the street she ran a 217 Marathon which is insane she won it and during the race she pooped in the street that's how amazing she is so where she pooed was there tissue no she just she just squatted down grew a tail and then marched on there she is no way no way did I feel bad for her because that's what everyone remembers of public one of the best athletes what's terrible is the person who's gone oh this would make a great snap oh no click I have pooed myself while running yeah I did a marathon and I did I've done lots of marathons before and I it's not what we asked actually Joe but well done for crowbarring that in you led in with the I ship myself so tell us about that not the marathon because you take a lot of these energy gels and you just it just happens really quickly just went down my leg and luckily it was kind of raining so I kind of got through so it's a common Hazard people don't always seeing themselves it's not good for you sport did everyone get this everyone yeah that's right yeah great one of the one of the key sporting moments all right Joe Marla asked you uh who caused a scene at Downing Street in 2005 and what were they celebrating did you know this I think it was a cricket team yes yeah celebrating we said they won the ashes 100 right 100 yeah [Applause] she's Cricket uh Judy Joel what did you put you read out the question but Judy was talking to me I just put football and I thought that'll be fine it was the England cricket team celebrating the ashes win at Downey Street have a look we've got some Stills okay so that's look how loaded Freddie flintoff that's him that's Freddy when he was in Trainspotting yeah and then there he is on the way to Downing Street oh my God all right okay I asked you to fill in the blanks of Eric cantona's iconic 1995 statement I said what way too many times did you get this oh yes okay what have you got seagull troller fish c c oh so close but no oh what come on you got three three out of the four but you need all four okay so oh you've got seagull trawler C uh what did you get Tom Gary we said when the parakeets follow the sun it's because they think crisps will be thrown into the air rosheen Dane uh what did you put we got uh gulls follow the trawler because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea that's the right answer I'm so annoyed this is when footballers were cool Windsor seagulls follow the troller it's because they think Sergeants will be strong into the sea thank you [Applause] so good it was of course briefly an oasis does anyone know what it means yes when he came wasn't it I think he was like saying the press the presser kind of onto him they're following him round he was just having to go at the Press oh I see I asked you what Michael Jordan said in his iconic facts so this one he was announcing he was coming out of retirement well what do you think he said I'm back [Music] let's take a look at the incredibly brief and simplistic statement from the greatest of all time Michael Jordan at the top I'm back it's the same thing is it the same thing it's a very famous facts famous for being brief to the point the noise of facts when you accidentally rang a fact it's like Jimmy carvey's having sex it's now time for a very special bonus round I'm going to show you three iconic sporting moments which have all been subtly improved all you need to do is tell me who is in the sporting photos so here's the first one oh my God okay so who am I there okay you gotta write it down here's a second uh that's um that's and the third one there's three right there so many people would like to see that oh you look good in the beard thank you okay so first one what have you all got it's all Valentine okay let's have a look how they are oh wow look at that he looks like he might have just shot himself next one okay so uh who's that Ben Johnson I mean there's not seeing color and not seeing color Rogers we've got Bannister as well okay so yeah Roger Bannister breaking the sub four minute mile in 1954 and the last one who's that Conor McGregor yes I knew it Well Done Tom yeah so it was Conor McGregor getting punched in the face by Floyd Mayweather Builders the money fight people don't realize that I actually box wait ing uh outside my house make too much noise outside my house I packed the lights out it's a good sport Jimmy you'd love it if you hadn't paid so much for that face you'd love it I can do this this is all replaceable yeah they've got spares have you really had work done then I've looked the same for 15 years yeah I just thought it is and just saying that because you've got smooth milky skin it is milky okay all right so what's that done to the scores uh Judy Joel there's no nice way to break this to you you're still in last place but not by that much so Judy and Joel got ten Tom and Kerry have got 12. Rasheen and Dane have 17 out now yeah [Applause] it's time for a break now everyone else saw that right yeah someone out of the naked attraction holding fan guy out seeing a bit I'll come back to the big fat quiz of sport our next round is all about people Michael Jordan is one of the greatest athletes of all time for Americans for most British people he's just a very tall man that plays netball people say that Michael Jordan had the most accurate shot in American history well tell that to JFK oh good Tiger Woods is considered by some as the all-time greatest golfer and by everyone as the all-time worst husband right time for some more questions for our first question it's over to the legend Dame Kelly Holmes hi Jimmy when I was competing I focus on getting quicker and quicker but at the Sydney 2000 Olympics Eric musamban is from the 100 meters freestyle in the slowest time ever but still one is heat he made the headlines everywhere and was given a loving nickname can your teams tell me what it was what's his first name uh it's Eric slow Eric oh it's not bad oh no you'd go for the joke you'd go faster it he's an incredible shape oh whoa he doesn't look like he likes swimming like that I know that face because that was the first day I made at swimming lessons all right here's American ring announcer Michael Buffer footballer Jamie vardy and fitness Legend Jane Fonda they're all associated with iconic sporting phrases I just want to know what phrase is associated with each one of them I know his Yeah question three boxes Vitali Klitschko and Manny Pacquiao as well as footballer George weyer have all got something in common what is it to incredible boxes one incredible footballer are they all Aries Jimmy are they all Aries yeah I can't believe you don't know on Vitale's birthdays okay matiza mersad is the star player in the Iranian seated volleyball team I want to know what natural Advantage does he have at the Paralympics so he plays seated volleyball they've dominated the sport around for the last decade it's guessable all right for the last question in this round we go across to the esteemed actor Charles Dance he's reading an extract from the sports stars autobiography all I want to know is who's that sport star have a listen chapter 12. slim dumps a small pile of white powder on the coffee table he cuts it snorts it he cut it again I snort son I've never felt such energy I'm seized by an urge A desperate desire to clean I go tearing around my house cleaning it from top to bottom I dust the furniture I scour the top I make the beds I sweep the floors when there's nothing left to clean I do laundry all the laundry I fold every sweater and every t-shirt and still haven't made a dent in my energy I don't want to sit down if I had table silver I'd polish it if I had leather shoes I'd shine them if I had a giant jug of coins I'd roll them into paper wrappers I look high and low for slim he's out in the garage taking apart the engine of the car and putting it back together I tell him I could do anything right now anything man anything anything any [ __ ] thing I could get in the car and drive to Palm Springs and play 18 holes then drive home and make lunch and go for a swim I don't sleep for two days when I finally do it's the sleep of the Dead and the innocent damn that was that was a bit intense that's a nice minute so that is a sporting Stars autobiography but what we know from that is they did a ton of drugs was anybody else just thinking about how clean his house must be as well like oh I'd love to see that pile of ironing all right I've got some answers for you everyone all right here we go Dame Kelly Holmes wanted to know what nickname was given to Eric mussenbani winning 100 meter heat in the slowest time uh Jane Eric the eel that is the right answer there he is yeah we put splashy Steve that sounds like someone we would know and we'd talk about on WhatsApp you won't believe what a splashy Steve shut up it was in the wrong lane at the municipal swimming pool again I was swimming recently and a very old um where Cindy lady was behind me swimming and then I sort of got out of her way and I was sorry and then she said to me um oh don't worry we all start somewhere she was definitely probably like nearly 80 years old and I just moved I was sorry like you're obviously one of them in your way what she meant was move your ass okay Eric the yield only learned to swim eight months before the competition swim eight months before the Olympics and the other two swimmers in his heat were disqualified for false start so he just had to do it on his own but no one else in the pool so slow like the slowest Time by like a factor of three okay I asked you for iconic sporting uh phrases from uh Michael Buffer Jamie vardy and Jane Fonda what did you all get so Michael Buffer he's the ring announcer oh we thought it was Buble [ __ ] well we put I'm driving home for Christmas well that's Chris Rhea okay so what did you put what did you get what did we put we'll put the famous phrase let's get ready to remove oh my God no he he copyrighted let's get ready to rumble he's made 400 million dollars from let's get ready to rumble oh I need to buy this one because he's copyrighted the phrase so every time someone uses it he gets paid we've got to start copywriting our lines I'm just gonna I'm just gonna copyright [ __ ] and the next one was Jane Fonda so Jane Fonda had two iconic phrases what do you think they were feel the burn feel the burn that's one yeah the other one and stopped the war in Vietnam she did say that a lot Let's Get Physical Let's Get Physical was not her oh no Sandy from Greece so that was Sandy from Grace okay so what what did you put we've got the right one we've got to feel the burn feel the burn yeah yeah you could have also had no pain no gain well we put um I'm gonna nut to you well we got two right we got let's get ready to rumble and we got chat [ __ ] get banged where's chat should get banged yeah in all honesty what's happened is that I wrote it says he's coming over like a surveyor let's get ready to rumble I can see it just curling one out yeah you get one point there yeah I mean that's some [ __ ] all right so I asked you what where Pacquiao and Klitschko all have in common what did you put I think they all can't pay to be president but I think because I think Manny Pacquiao tried to be president of the as a Philippines George Ware was president of Liberia yeah and I don't know for Ukraine he went back to into politics because he actually went back to hell yeah so Klitschko is mayor of Kiev okay George weyer is president of Liberia and Manny Pacquiao is a senator in the Philippines and launched a presidential campaign in 2022. wow that's the point we've got a point I I think I did give you a point now yeah okay Tom what did you put with this all have a nut allergy uh Judy Joel we put uh all became politicians oh that's the right answer points points no points okay I asked you what gives uh Mortez uh merzad a natural Advantage at the seated volleyball at the Paralympics what did you all put long arms he's got very long arms but it's kind of more than that Joel Judy what have you got well we said he was the tallest one in the group that's the answer he was the tallest yes he's the second tallest guy in the world wow I think I'm going to give you a point for long arms what did you put for this we'd have said long arms long arms you get a point for that okay uh Charles Dance with an extraordinary extract from a brilliant book it's an autobiography of a sporting Legend Kerry what did you think Jimmy White I mean Jimmy white famously did partake in recreational drugs and cleaning and cleaning I don't know whether he ever drove to Palm Springs there was Clues Judy Joel did you get this we don't know yeah we bought Andre Agassi we went with because what did you go with uh Russian Dane we said um Mike Tyson oh I don't think Mike Tyson ever got to that stage of drug abuse Andre Agassi did that's the correct answer [Applause] like teammates on this one right oh man it was oh if only that was happening in round one it's now time for a special bonus round this is the part of the show where I introduced a special mystery guest all you need to do is tell me who they are and why they're famous however you can only ask them yes or no questions please welcome our mystery guests [Applause] wow thank you so much for being here today so they can ask you questions just yes or no questions and then you have to tell me who she is and why she's a sporting icon who are you it's a yes or no question oh are you a sailor no is your sport an Olympic sport yes where's you doing your sporting about the age yes are you called Sarah no how was that why not everyone's called Sarah was you uh in a picture yes in a picture that's the worst that is worse no no honestly I know the answer that's a magnificent question it's your sport tennis yes oh my God write it down write it down write it down write it down write it down quick oh my god I've never seen people more excited I'm so excited yeah I'm so excited too okay you're just gonna have to write something down yeah you can ask one more question go on are you called Billy [Music] no questions I'm so bad so let's see what everyone's got let's see what roshin and Dane have uh so we regret with Billie Jean King and then we find out her name wasn't Billy Billy okay Tom Kerry who do you think this is I think you're the iconic tennis player from the 80s Athena poster where you're scratching your bum yes [Applause] I know it's very unprofessional but I brought along my coffee that is you back in the day yeah how did this happen um my boyfriend was a photographer and he was taking some sporting photographs and uh that was the tennis one were you doing were you scratching your ass and he just caught it or did he go straight that was what we decided to do how does it feel when when you look at that Janelle what does it feel like arousing oh sorry [Applause] I've been looking at that well I do like it yeah do you have anything else I do I have it hanging up in the downstairs loo roshin is desperate to know your name I need to know your name Fiona Fiona can you sign that for me what's your model then did you do modeling what's your model no no I wasn't Jimmy your voice has gone awfully hard well I don't I don't get Starstruck often but that is it that is such a beautiful picture thank you so much for coming on I really do appreciate it so much we were so genuinely we were so excited in the office when we when we like tracked you down it's like it's such a kind of it's weirdly it feels like such a lovely thing and you know what Fiona as you walk away we're all gonna go like this yeah let's see what that's done to the school Thomas Kerry uh in last place with 15 points one ahead Judy and Joel with 16 in the lead by some argue with 23 roshin and Dane okay give it up one more time for Fiona we'll see you after the break welcome back to the big fat quiz of sport this next round is all about science and technology in the sporting World Esports was a pilot event at the 2022 Commonwealth Games and Esports is actually better than regular Sports because in the middle of an intense contest your mum can bring up tea on a train since 2016 the introduction of video assistant referees VAR or VAR has meant more correct decisions in football and as well as far there's also a thing where when a decision correctly goes against you but you can't accept it and you go to court and lose millions of pounds and that's a vardy foreign okay time for some science and technology sporting questions all right in 1818 William Cubit invented the first treadmill but it wasn't for Fitness what was the original purpose um Jimmy got a bit of a cramp in my my pen finger because I've been doing quite a lot of the answers right but I bought someone along that can help with that you're bringing on a sub yeah can I bring on a sub please yeah sure thank you very much [Applause] off of the chase yeah not as not as Fair as it could be is it he's my masseuse well you know what though it is fitting for professional sports because there's a lot of cheating that goes on to all elements of the game okay so second question it's over to astronaut Tim Peake hi Jimmy during my time on the International Space Station I had to do all sorts of exercises to stay fit I even ran the London Marathon whilst in space but there have only been three sports played on the surface of the Moon what are they tell him all right so Tim Peake three sports played on the moon one of them's easy two of them are impossible okay Joel Judy write something down I can't see girls oh so I think it's something about being on our team just makes you [ __ ] Portuguese footballing a superstar Ronaldo back in 2014 did an advert on Japanese television I'm sure you all remember it where he showcased an unusual Fitness product you all have one under your desks all I want to know is what is it so you've all got one of these it's a a sporting Fitness product what is that used for is it do you put it in your mouth you have to tell me what it is that's the that's I'm asking you a question to narrow it down I mean yeah sure well that's a no I I like to know before I put something in my mouth I get a firm yes put it in my mouth what do you think you put it up your bum and then it speeds you up in the swimming I put it in my mouth house okay here we go next one back in 2016 snooker Legend Ronnie O'Sullivan tried out a virtual reality version of snooker all I want to know is what went wrong oh no so in 2016 Ronnie O'Sullivan tried out a virtual reality version of snooker all I want to know is what went wrong okay I asked you what purpose the treadmill was originally created for what did you get sushi bar oh man in 1881 at a sushi bar with a treadmill yeah okay uh and what what have you gone for Russian Dean well you said is that it was like a punishment for like prisoners like it's like you're having to run eternally or something like that that is the right answer there it is wow wow that photograph is so good Judy Joel more importantly Sean did you get it yeah you got it prison prison did you know that Sean uh I didn't know I got that one all right so so points points no points uh Tim Peake asked you what three Sports have been played on the moon what did you get we said golf most boring privileged sport also there's all those holes on the moon and then we and then we said uh maybe tennis golf is right okay okay Tom Terry we said go we got golf we said patang bang would be nice on that surface wouldn't it be on the French lovely little French Bull game oh I came up a tank lovely French lager and and we also said dressage okay uh Judy Joel We said more importantly Sean golf yeah golf is right and then we said like American football kind of thing and then you said and then we said long jump oh that's a good one that's good but it's wrong three Sports have been played on the moon are golf everyone got golf yes high jump which sounds dangerous you said long jump yeah but that's what I mean the one where they have to jump in the yeah yeah so you think long jump is the same time high jumping jumping is not a sport yeah and the prefix of high or long or triple before it I have a point and the last one you said American football it was Javelin I don't know who bought a [ __ ] Javelin up there wow okay I asked you what what this device is what's that used for so has anyone written down anything that's even vaguely broadcastable I said well we said mouth weight mouth weight I'll give you a point for oh hello does it like do something to do with like your jaw what have you written down we've got your face jaw and mouth exercise machine Point yes and what did you guys get gum Shield you think it's a gum Shield yeah no or or a propeller put it up your bum use it as a propeller it turns out the masturbation video is the second most embarrassing thing on the internet I really loved your commitment to that yeah what's your face does it feel like it's helping it feels great my cheeks feel real good then you can put it in your bum and it does your cheeks down there as well here's the answer [Music] I know the way they paid him but not enough to put it in his mouth supposed to do it's meant to work the muscles of your face somehow so then what happens then did someone see you and smile at you and you smile back and they go holy [ __ ] you've been working out you yeah what is this bit has got the weights and you're not really when you're doing it it's me it's full of [ __ ] okay so so far on this round we've allowed Sean Wallace off of the chase to be on your team but it's getting slightly unfair what we have to send you off now [Applause] okay I asked you what went wrong with Ronnie O'Sullivan tried out VR snooker what have you got he lost game and hurt some hurt someone wrong uh Tom Kerry we said did he miss and get get a cue up his bum did he tear the carpet like tear cloth like when it went through the table uh uh no what do you guys go for it said the AI predicted the winner before the game was finished okay uh well let's have a look mashup yeah yeah your shot yeah where are you going for the six wow shoot do we get a no no no she's so real you feel like there's a table there on a table yeah foreign [Applause] sporting headline are these images representing sporting headlines [Music] I haven't no what's that second building it's satisfying when you get it okay all right you've had enough time on this yeah let's go okay rosheen Dean what did you get Muhammad Ali yes Mo ham yes great and then we've got a bit with her or Sue Barker cat fight Kerry John what did you get we put Mohammed Ali goes to space with Sue Barker got it now what do you think it is I think it was Muhammad Ali stars in PC super fight you're so close it's Mohammed Ali stars in computer super fight I said computer Judy maybe take it to PC sorry okay so it was Muhammad Ali and Rocky Marciano were heavyweight champions in different eras so they filmed them fighting in different scenarios and a computer made a movie out of it and Rocky Marciano won in America Muhammad Ali won in Europe yeah so at the end of that round the scores are in last place Tom and Kerry have 16. no Julian Jones with 26 points [Applause] you can stop masturbating for two minutes and go and rehydrate welcome back to the big fat quiz of sport this next round is all about film and TV with a sporting twist Vinnie Jones made a switch from football to acting after playing for wimbledon's crazy gang Wimbledon were famously brutal they once beat Chelsea after losing to them football in one of the most iconic movie scenes Rocky runs up the stairs at the Philadelphia Art Museum and to this day it's the closest Sylvester Stallone's ever got to going into a museum filming of Rocky the fighting was so brutal on set that Stallone had to be admitted to hospital but it turned out it wasn't a head injury that's just how he talks all right time for some sporting questions based on film and TV all right first up we're going to play you three music tracks from sporting films all you have to do is name the film and I'm going to be quite pernickety about the exact film the last one's very easy but you have to have the exact film here's the first one [Music] I mean extraordinary what film is that from all right here's the second one [Music] [Applause] [Music] Carrie please don't sing please don't sing oh my God it's Adele what film is it from what sporting film and this is the one I'm going to be fornicity about which film is this from [Music] is it is it a sporting film is it a sporting film yeah yeah Mr Sports Quiz love okay question number two in 2015 match of the day host Gary lineker made a promise to the nation that he would do something unusual on the BBC should Leicester City win the Premier League the odds of them winning were five thousand to one what did he promise to wear shoes made of cheese and it was not to wear shoes made of cheese question number three in this round take a look at this Nationwide report of Len Smith preparing to defend his title for the 1973 World Championship all I want to know is what sport was he champion of Len Smith is a world champion and like any International Sportsman he's dedicated to training right now Len's got something on his mind an important event will soon take place he's preparing for another championship final lavatories have helped Len to hold the world championship longer than any other man alive thought is he world champion on [ __ ] himself all right question number four in this round in 2018 boxer Derek chisora left dillian white perplexed with a bizarre fighting analogy in a televised pre-match interview that went viral Derek said he'd go through white like what what I feel the whole quiz has been building up to the next question I feel like this is Peak us this really sums up where we're at in terms WWE wrestler Rikishi burst onto the screens in the 90s and became a fan favorite with this unique and rather disturbing signature move all I want to know is What's this called take a look [Applause] at him what's the question uh what's the question I mean do we need a question for that I think what is the name of that um that signature move what is the name of that signature move I feel like The Rock has come a long way since he was shoving people's faces in US yeah ready for some answers okay I asked you about three songs so what film was this song from [Music] and it was also in a Karate Kid it was also in the Karate Kid yeah uh Tom Kerry we thought it might be one of the Rockies but not the original ones we said Rocky five yeah you think that was Rocky five okay um no is there a rocky five yes there is there it was like Rocky five is more of a sort of Rockery keep it moving of course uh The Karate Kid and that was you're the best by Joe Esposito okay I played you this this one really gets me man who is she [Applause] [Music] did anyone get this danger did you get this we we said it's uh the Tom Cruise film Days of Thunder is the third Mad Max movie uh you get the points for ashina Jane get the points Joel what did you put the Top Gun but it's Tom so you know it's the kind of like Top Gun oh it's Tom Cruise we knew it had Tom Cruise but the song from Top Gun is Take My Breath Away clue is it's a sports quiz has been Judy saying I got this wrong but I think I should have a point that's most of what this show is sure driving them planes on top ground is like a sport you know I said to me she said driving those planes they need to be driven for a bit okay this one I played you this [Music] oh wow Tom stop it you've really been training okay which movie do you think this is from okay I will not accept that Rocky one okay Judy Joel We said one Rocky what okay what did you put it's Rocky three that is the correct answer yeah Rocky three because I remember that Clubber Lang is played by Mr T an Apollo Creed trains Rocky and says neither Eye of the Tiger brother and then he dies in part four that's a spoiler okay I asked you what Gary lineker promised to do on BBC if Leicester won the 2015-16 Premier League what do you all think he threw it in his pants wear in his pants just doing his pants machine said his [ __ ] job for once you're so hard maybe and then maybe a perm and then we said maybe uh he'd presented naked pants pants let's take a look there he is yeah a man of his wife oh fans and he looks like he said a perm shows you a report of world champion Lynn Smith and asked you what was he the champion of what are your put Terry mosaics you think mosaics might be a sport yeah you you're close is it uh whack-a-mole no Judy I actually thought it was bowling oh you're so close oh is it croquet things smaller baby croquette marbles is the right it's a very extraordinary and extreme training to throw a couple of marbles he was making the marbles out of the Boston all right I asked you what Derek chisora said to confuse dillian white what did you put I'll go I'm gonna go through that guy like laxatives through a bum hole [Applause] well let's have a look and see it's extraordinary and I love Derek to show her but this is weird let's talk fight how'd you beat this man my slightest man have you ever taken those pills with laxative pills you know the ones you take you pop and you wait for 20 minutes you go to the toilet and they go through you I'm gonna go through this man everybody knew exactly what I was talking about thank you pretty extraordinary okay I asked you what wrestler Rikishi's signature move was called a rushing Dame what did you put we put stink face okay you've gone for Tom Kerry and then for the ass gripper I said some smash walk Dane Russian you got it absolutely right yeah it's time for another special bonus round in honor of sports commentator David Coleman he was known for his misuse of words and phrases whilst on air popularizing the term Coleman balls I've got commentating gaffs for you all you've got to do is fill in the blank we'll do these one at a time okay here's the first one if that had what it would have been a goal if that had what it would have been a goal right down your answer they're making their own fun always Tom Kerry what have you got if that had a net around it it would have been a girl that's quite rational thing to say yeah okay uh rosheen I had tits it would have been a goal okay uh Judy Joel yeah we went for the obvious if if that had gone in it would have been a goal that's the right answer come on yeah all right that's one of these this is from Michael Owen footballers these days often have to use their what oh he was there a sporting gaff from Michael Owen hi Kerry you've gone four wives footballers these days often have to use their wives it feels like that's part of a bigger story brain bones okay uh Judy Joel feet that's the right answer footballers DJs often have to use their feet [Applause] okay let's take a look and see what that's done to the scores okay I can tell you in last place with only 18 points Tom and Kerry oh okay Judy and Joel you're catching up you've got 23 roshina days still in the league with 31. oh well they think it's all over but it isn't it's just another outbreak one more party [Applause] foreign part of the big fat quiz of sport this is the pot lock round Anything could happen in 1996 Frankie de Tori achieved the nearer possible feat of winning all seven races on the card at Ascot he celebrated with a pint which he normally doesn't do as he's afraid he might fall in the bleep test is a running test used to estimate athlete's aerobic capacity personally I like to measure Fitness the old-fashioned way with chest pains during sex time for the last set of questions okay we're nearly there on the home straight okay the first question it's over to paralympic gold medalist Katina Cox hi Jimmy when I'm not competing I like to check out the other sports at the paralympic games one of my favorite paralympic sports has been described as thrilling and brutal like chess with a bit of violence and like something out of Mad Max can your teams tell me what sport is okay so what sport has been described as thrilling and brutal like chess with a bit of violence and like something out of Mad Max for question number two I've got three iconic hairstyles from Sports all you have to do is tell me whose hair is the first one I was like oh my God who's that so what's happening is it a different hairstyle on a different face well that's Tom's face and if you look at Tom you may know Disney doesn't have any [ __ ] in it do you leave home and see your hair guy do you think he could actually make me look like this I think my hair guy could do anything yeah for the right money oh yeah okay next haircut next haircut okay what a company that's me that is amazing I think that really suits you yeah it does all right last one name the sporting start there you oh there you go what is that all right so in this sporting world what do dodgy lasagna film director Ridley Scott and farts all have in common in the sporting world what do dodgy lasagna film director Ridley Scott and farts all have in common I know you don't know you'll have to have a guess I want you to help me though well what could they all be used for Ridley Scott what could really Scott be used for oh alien they made alien How's that gonna work alien yeah this will put alien down aliens [Applause] yeah there's a close-up of three different sports people can you tell me what sport they're competing in that's the first one foreign someone's giving birth to him okay here's the third one that is the correct photo we haven't got that wrong so what sport are these three competing in all right for the last question in this round over to former heavyweight champion David Haye hey Jimmy hope you're well hope you're staying out of trouble throughout my 30 years as a boxer I've battled some enormous incredible Fighters but no one could live up to the best ever Muhammad Ali he trademarked a term that would go on to be used throughout sporting history can you tell me what that term is okay so the best ever boxer trademark term that's the Clue the clue is the best ever boxer trademark the term what term did Muhammad Ali trademark okay everyone finished let's have some answers I have a feeling this is going to be a low scorer okay take this nicely all right Cadena Cox asks what paralympic sport has been described as like something out of Mad Max what did you put murder ball and you've got murder ball Ah that's what it's called wheelchair basketball oh it's close to wheelchair bus but it's not this like that it's close I would have accepted wheelchair rugby or notable it's of course team GB a current paralympic Champions so points points no points I asked you about these Sports people's hairstyles what did you get so here's the first one what do you think who's that grealish pretty boy from England and what have you put we've got Jack greylish greenish greatest okay let's take a look no it looks worse there okay he's no Tom Allen that's for sure okay uh next one who did you put we know she's American you know she's the captain of the American we think she's called Megan karlowski or Sheboygan okay did anyone else get this did anyone no no no we just pulled up it's Megan Rapinoe we got Megan Megan we got Megan it's one of the suburbs of sugar and uh last one did anyone did you get this time machine it says uh Mario Balotelli you got it absolutely right machine there he is it's a [ __ ] great haircut okay um I asked you what do uh dodgy lasagna Really Scott and farts have in common they are excuses that people have given as to why they've lost things that is the right answer all from Newcastle and then we put excuses yeah okay excuses Rotten Tomatoes which means excuses in 2006 Tottenham came down with the food poisoning which they blamed on dodgy lasagna Lewis Hamilton in 2015 blamed Ridley Scott for inviting him to the Martian set for losing a Grand Prix and in 2018 darts player Wesley harms blamed Gary Anderson smelly farts after he lost 10-2 despite this Anderson denied it uh take a look at this clip just spoke to Wesley and besides that he said you were a class player and you led him alive in the first session he said that it was smelly on the stage sorry I thought where's that farted on stage today well I think he thinks you did it you can put your finger up large so we must know that that's got it it was bad usually for our fountains they just [ __ ] myself [Applause] that is the level of body confidence you could put your finger up my arms and you won't smell anything is that that's a level of confidence in your personal hygiene listen when it's time to call the bluff there's no better Bluff than being like you don't believe me why you stick your finger at my ass okay I asked you what sport these people were taking part in um what do you get so this first one Sophie McKenna you'd say like and I'm sure somewhere in the world there's an air leak in sport there there is isn't it I love you Judy but you're so bad at this game I love you but you're bad at quizzes you're bad at quizzes I do love you but your [ __ ] [ __ ] Sports quizzes like they've fit they go why was your take away from that I love you I'm trying to be critical what have you actually written um we put winter you think she's windsurfing ER okay and then what have you gone for uh shot put uh let's take a look [Applause] second one okay this is Daniel Purvis gymnastics yes I need to be more specific that goes around the bar [Music] [Applause] Natasha McKay here she is what's she doing ice skating ice skating yeah we said figure skating I think she's um you know the sport when you your your dog jumps over the bars okay let's take a look uh it's of course figure stating okay David Haye asked what Muhammad Ali trademarked what phrase did he trademark oh yeah okay so what do you go for Judy Joel and flow like a butterfly hung like a bee I'm the best the best the best of the best could be the best I'm best you gotta know the best okay we put flow like butterfly sting like a bee or I am the greatest but that seems more generous this is all Rasheen I want to give it to her to say it so okay the greatest of all time okay the goat really he came up with the phrase goat greatest of all time trademarked it wow [Applause] I'm going to trademark something tomorrow okay we've reached we've reached uh the end of the quiz so time for the big fat final question and to ask you we've got footballing hero John Barnes [Applause] [Music] there's a total of 15 points on offer here anyone could win this so John Barnes has got you've got what 79 caps for England Liverpool Legend yeah same thing I kept for England I think uh won the league with Liverpool won the league I mean you've done everything but all people want to talk about is World in motion right the rap [Applause] okay so so what are you going to do for us for this final question right I'm going to do a wrap and in the wrap there are going to be some clues about three very very famous sporting people and I'm gonna do it to the tune of the England song so you have to listen carefully for the clues okay and there's five points for each correct sports star that you identify he's going to be talking about three 14 stars in a wrap and they've all been in a sporting Scandal okay ladies and Gentlemen please take it away John parts [Applause] [Music] a cycling Champion his titles are all gone he filled a gold princess don't Oprah he was wrong tomorrow the three-point Stars what have you'll put can I give him a clue nice nice action okay so Russian Dean John McEnroe John Mcenroe which you haven't written down but you have said we actually wrote it down we wrote it down John where did you where'd you write it down at the top but it's spelled roll how did you spell it Matt okay I'll give you that we wrote it down crossed it out and then wrote it down again that's how sure we were they haven't got written down okay John Mcenroe John Mcenroe didn't write it down okay so five five nothing okay uh the second one was of course Diego Maradona yeah Maradona yes I was just double checking with him I mean the handwriting is atrocious but yes okay and the third one Lance Armstrong yes oh yes uh we said Yuri Gala psychic connection and you know he would bend spoons sidekick [Applause] all right let's check it so let's check in on the final scores in last place oh sorry Tom Tom and Kerry unbelievably you threw it away 33 points I mean they do you turned off okay and Joe you pulled it back somewhere to get 40 for the winners big fat quiz of sport it was a sports quiz the whole time was she entertained with 49 points wow [Applause] [Music] good night [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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