Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2022

hello and welcome to the big fat quiz of  everything we are some of the best and brainiest   comedians to take a day off and let the others  have a go for once this show is like a pub quiz   you can play along at home all you need is a  pen paper and the weird bloke from the i.t crowd let's meet the teams friendly warm and  funny and richard iwadi is on the team   it's proceeding connie and richard iwadi this next team looks like two forgotten love   children of boris johnson it's  joanne mcnally and rob beckett he's an exciting mover and  a shaker in british comedy   and i'm not allowed to say that about her it's one okay well t let's do team names first we always  go with team names uh roshane richard have you   got a team name what are you thinking i think  we should be called you get what you pay for or are in our rnr or cna it should be cna cna what  is cna standing for i've got an idea but i don't   want to say it carnitine aordi yeah perfect rob  joanne have you got a name for your team well yeah   we've got we've got a team name we're taking this  quite serious actually it's a serious television   intelligence squad abbreviated to stos we're the  stis the sdis yeah okay we're hoping to win and   be funny and um you know that's the plan isn't  it and i think we're we specialize in the clap well getting sdi it all works it works perfectly   uh rosie milan what's your what's your  team name we are called pc gone matt   i imagine if nigel farage has just switched on  now he'll go yes yeah yeah we are like the perfect   arts council application and i know how it goes  because you got rob beckett and then you thought   [ __ ] we need to balance this out and we are  happy to be here basically between us we will   take every ball fantastic pc gone mad  everyone brilliant i rather like it can i ask you the one about the nails the  nails are extraordinary what's what's going on   special look i got one of you  do you want to see yeah go on i ordered these nail pens off the internet i  did it myself i'm sorry if that's not talent   to be fair the amount of work it gets done  it will change by the end of the evening all right let's get on with the quiz  our first round is all about people   so this question could be about any of the 7.9  billion human beings on earth so that's everyone   except mark zuckerberg donald trump and  noel edmonds who sadly all failed to qualify   arnold schwarzenegger started his career as a  bodybuilder before going on to sort of acting bodybuilder actor governor is there  anything arnold schwarzenegger can't do   yeah act or govern i like kim  kardashian butt and it's a big butt playboy was founded by hugh hefner in 1953.  in the end hugh hefner was so old having   sex with him must have been like doing a bush  tucker trial i'm not saying hugh hefner took a   lot of viagra but he remains the only human in  history to have become less stiff when he died uh okay right so questions about people  first up take a look at this clip   what is this man apologizing for i'm sure  the group will continue to be successful   and i wish them all the best i have no immediate  plans i wish to apologize to all the fans   and to thank them and everyone who's  been there p.s i'll be back okay who   who is that what's he doing he was speaking on  behalf of someone that's basically the answer   okay next question what do mark zuckerberg wallace  simpson and adolf hitler all have in common the lady in the middle what wallace simpson she's  a divorced american lady and she calls the king to   abdicate because i wanted to be with her remember  so she's like vintage megan old school megan yeah   she said she's uh american that's it it's a great  way to describe wallace simpson she's the original   meghan markle okay our next question comes from  the one and only katy piper hello lovely jimmy   now across my career i've had the pleasure of  working with some absolutely incredible names but   speaking of incredible names can your teams tell  me who sir binky poodle clip sahorus [ __ ] and   judas fart are okay so katie wants to know who  sablinki poodle clips are horace [ __ ] and   judas fart are they're all pseudonyms for a very  famous diva who also uses a fake name in real life   we think we've got it you think you've got it  yeah we know we've got it we don't we we don't   someone just said me we can't use rosie and  moan's answer i don't know what you've written rosie write down something okay have a look at these  five stunningly accurate statues of famous people   who are they all supposed to be you've just got to  tell me who they are the first one's alan sugar oh you got something for each of those okay this is a  a tradition on the big fat quiz of everything i'm   going to show you some say what you see puzzles  three of them they each spell out headlines about   a very famous person can you work out what they  are just say what you see here's the first one   all right what oh yeah i think i think  rosie's just come why why why yeah now okay next one what are you thinking rich i'm i'm  thinking i should have paced myself   that's what i'm doing rob have you got have  you got something for this yeah yeah we got   this one and then the last one the third  one say what you see here we go okay oh yes i'll never be that happy how do you think we feel   i don't know how people feel imagined they  do know how they feel they feel frightened   they feel frightened yes rosie i'm making you  shall move in with me i can teach you to love channel five for documentaries okay all right are you ready for answers okay the   first one i showed you a clip of  a man apologizing i wanted to know   who was that man richard and roshin i know you got  this who do you think it was either chas or dave   i just always like to talk about them robbie  william it has to be robbie williams because   of that i'll be back either that or arnold  schwarzenegger but he wasn't in a boy band okay   it's it's not exactly the right answer joanne rob  isn't his fringe talking to the rest of his hair well that's a very good answer uh it's not exactly  right uh rosie and marwan what do you think right   the same kind of vibe but we thought it was  jerry leaving the survivor lady spy show this   is what my dad calls the spice girls i can tell  you're absolutely right that's the right answer i once had a dream i was late for a gig and then  during the dream i worked out that i wasn't late   for a stand-up gig i was late because i was a  spice girl my dream which one were you uh wait   for this uh all the original ones were there and  i thought i forgot how i forgot i was a spice girl   i'm so late for this gig and then i got  there and i said what am i again i know   i was and i thought it was very good  for dream brain i was shocked spice   i swear to god in my dream in my dream  this is the face i did for the photos chuckle spice i love it uh okay i  asked you what do mark zuckerberg   wallace simpson and adolf hitler  all have in common what did you   put i said they all use the same  photographer for passport photos okay that is that is not the right answer  i think they've all got little feet really small i'm not talking i'm hoobs who's  small like do you think they've all got hooves   i think that level of small foot but you think  we're in a bit of trouble here yeah uh that is   not the not the right answer and to the best of  my knowledge they do not all have tiny feet well   um rob joanne we've i know this about one of them  we've but they've all got one individual testicle   this hitler only had one ball as the famous song  goes yeah yeah so we took a hunch on the other two   incorrect but but very good answer uh rosie moan  what did you think nazis that is uh that is wrong   wait a second hitler was a nazi yeah  he was a postman from the look of it put your bag down mate you're having your passport  photo taken listen i'm not a fan of hitler hey what are we here for what like throwing shade on  freaking mates let's build people that's too nice   that you shouldn't have i think i just don't know  you said he looks fit not fit that's way jumping   the gun i'm not sending it but it's just too posed  a photo that you're gonna use an ugly i think if   you do what hitler does you never get to use nice  photos what can you say the guy just looks good   but i'd say if you got rid of his tash  and give him a fade it'd be a love island darcy's i can tell you well no one's no  one's got this the answer is i'm sure people   at home will have got this mark zuckerberg  wallace simpson and adolf hitler have all   been made a time person of the year oh whoa time magazine person of the year there's  hitler reclining it is defense what year   this is well i think it was yeah if  it was 1946 i'd be [ __ ] surprised okay katie piper asked you who uh sabinky  poodle clip so horace [ __ ] and judas fartar   what did you all put richard sir trevor mcdonald   and you've you've gone for john and rob  well we taught like kind of cute camp   names so we went cliff richards yeah  he travels a lot then he gets about   well it's the same sort of era is  that half a point sort of that okay   yeah uh rosie my one we put [ __ ] you channel  four for deleting our first answer that was a   good answer you are all wrong it's salt and john  ah we were really close it looks like my auntie   okay so i showed you five stunning statues  of famous people i just wanted you to name   them there's a point for each yeah  did you get this so the first one   who do you think that was richard alan sugar  i said that you thought alan sugar does look   like him uh joanna i actually thought it  was phil lynch but rob said it's mo salah   uh that is the right answer did you get this no  no we had the yeah yeah yeah that was a bad guess it comes to something when  it could be leo or alan sugar   you know your [ __ ] at statues when it  could be either of them but it turns out   it's mo salah okay so it's mo salah second  one go once you get robbed we've got william   wallace william wallace is the right answer it's  braveheart what did you put richard right right you put sean bean you thought it was sean  bean yeah creepy heading pre-beheading in   game of thrones yeah she really does look like  sean b all screaming faces look like shaun b   okay our next one did you you all got this  didn't you looks like me waiting for deliveroo   richard got it actually well hitchcock isn't it it  is hitchcock yeah wow joanne and rob you got you   didn't write it down but think about the offensive  why who do you think it was the the north korean   geyser kim yong on um okay did you get this  who do you think that was the dalai lama oh   all right the next one i'd be surprised if you  got this did you get this oh yeah i'm taking   the hit for this i didn't understand the context  right so i wrote lindsay lohan because she has it   [ __ ] wave it's right she was dancing in  greece do you remember what's the lindsay   lohan in greece yeah how old is she  she wants a beach club there yeah who do you think roshen jackie kennedy oh  oh you're weirdly close what do you mean   john f kennedy well it's it  is a first lady but it's not   ivanka ivanka trump ivanka trump was not  a first lady who was melania trump melania   trump that's melania trump oh would you get it  yeah did you get it they got melania that's you melania trump that's in slovenia which is  where she was originally trafficked from this last one rosie and marwan  what did you write for this passion that's the right answer i was  in high time have we got it   killing this did you get that nice too mr  darcy i'll give you that yeah what did you   get rushing we got it as well yeah it's  uncanny it's so local yeah it's good where   is this that's in hyde park in london hyde park  high park i've never been could never find it   did you get this roshene talk us through it it's  eric cantona eric canton r yeah yeah and then this   is a bit where it gets a bit spicy and what's he  saying punch kick punch kick stands the stands   he kicks someone in the stand punch kick rob did  you get this we got eric cantona and i know he he   kicked a fan yeah but i couldn't work out what  that was his punch kick okay what did you what   did you put i can't believe you guys didn't get  it it was uh eric cantona fighting fatty kick kick fighty funny kick kick is dangerously  close it was eric cantona's kung fu   kick ah that was the headline was  the kung fu can you tell us kung fu   what do you mean how can you tell us kung  fu it's a picture of people doing kung fu   okay so you didn't get it right no point  okay next one this was easy richard roshin i   i just wrote i'm tired down i i didn't i  didn't understand i didn't recognize steve   steve carell okay uh joanne mcnally steve jobs  launches iphone oh correct answer very good yeah the last one i imagine  yeah roshan you got this   we did actually actually yes what is it  beetle play rooftop gig beethoven's play roof   uh that is the that's the right answer beethoven's  play rooftop gig did you get this uh yeah if gig   and show are the same thing we struggled with  the game show it's a shout out that's our show   tomorrow same thing because you don't say here's  my usb show did you get this one yeah then look   oh yeah okay rooftop gig all right okay you got  it you got it you didn't get it okay so at the   end of that first round let's take a look at this  score so richard and roshin have four points so   far uh joanne and rob have four points so far  in the lead rosie and marwan with five points time for a short break back to the big fat quiz of everything our  next round is all about science and technology   some people say we'd be better  off without modern technology   i think those people are either crazy or they  got in trouble for something on their hard drive   ask jeeves was launched in 1996 for kids watching  who don't know what happened to ask jeeves   just google it and that is also what happened the  walkman was invented in 1979. it was revolutionary   before the walkman the only way to listen to  music on the move was to join a marching band   the first home computer was invented  in 1974 the home computer completely   revolutionized the way men work  from home with the curtains closed okay ready for some more questions these are  all about science and technology okay i love it   all right first up over to acting royalty  daniel mays hi jimmy now as an actor my eyes   are my most valuable asset i can make or break  a performance but the human eye can only be   one of six different colors can your team's  name all six okay so fat me wants to know jimmy it's [ __ ] great daniel made mouth  six six yeah the human eye can be six colors   right should be easy it's white  one of them the bit around the edge   the bit around the edge yeah that doesn't look  like the white the egg white the eye that bit   the egg white of the eye because  the middle bit's the yolk isn't it   and then we count in the white or is it is it  seven they can be one no the white the one that's   already that that's a given the one that's a  given the white is a given all right next up   what attraction grows six inches in the summer and  contracts six inches in the winter come on mate do you want me to draw it all right what do you  say what contraption what contraption no what   attraction is this a christmas cracker joke this  is a true interesting fact so this could be any   attraction globally any attraction globally it's  one of the big ones retrieve this from the roller   decks of things that we know contract or expand  six inches globally click jimmy all right next one   here's a bbc news report from 1959 what are  these people suggesting remedies for rinse   your inside out with uh continually with boiled  water about four or five half pint glasses a day   my mother recommends an old sweaty sock with  sulfur around your throat good pullover and a   good hot water bottle get a small spanish onion  chop it up finely and put some brown sugar over   it a little vinegar well i'm a great believer  in whiskey there's a good cure in mustard and   lard a jolly good hot round punch and a jolly  good sweat and stuff in bed till it's all over   i take a nice big tumbler full of hot lemonade  put in about three teaspoonfuls of rum   two aspirins get into bed cover myself up  well tied a stocking that i've been wearing   on my feet one of them around my throat with a  safety pin i just think that you haven't got it   i mean one of those was definitely a recipe  for a nurse fixie wank but they have all the   cures for something what was it the cure for  rosy man you're naughty i'll write it down okay take a look at this photo of robert  cornelius your friend of mine from 1839 can   you tell me what's special about it fit as [ __ ]  mate you would uh you'd have a bounce on that one   he is very good looking like on the  scale of bradley cooper to hitler i am not into hitler but this guy  is the two points on the same graph   that air always looks good didn't it on  sort of handsome men but when i grew my oh   i sort of just looked at it homeless yeah  yours is your suits you all right finally   for this round a video posted on youtube in 2006  showing the scientific process of the nucleation   of carbon dioxide racked up 18 million views  the experiment was repeated many many times   can you tell me what it's better known as i  never went to university man this is too much   i don't think you need to go to university for  this show oh you said like four syllables in one   nucleation of carbon dioxide  what's it better known as   it's an experiment it's the most  famous experiment of the last 20 years   i think it's an experiment that i know  but i'm not going to tell you on youtube moments do you now to be honest i basically i use  the internet for experiments and then eventually   you sexually find out what you like and it's  mine's just missionary so it's waste of time   i watched it all hated it just went back to normal  that's my sexual journey anyone else richard   i think i've just been on a sexual journey i've  got a friend that genuinely watches gay porn once   a year just to check really yeah i've got a  major watches gay porn once a year and goes   nope still not into it not for  me why every friend indeed yes   all right i will say though like  i do need a penis involved in it   i got sent a load of penises the other day  photos get this there's a woman on the tv   amazing email it started off very it's like hello  how's your lot down been so it's all like this   very normal you know kind of very small talk been  a nightmare in it oh anyway send me some photos   i hope you don't mind blah blah so i thought  well there's kids or dogs or something   and uh it's just a lot of photos of this now with  a very flattered penis but i'd say 30 to 40 of   imposing in different poses and it was flattered  the whole time and that's your complaint i just   don't think you should poke it's just a lot it's  flaccid is it does he like stand it up against   he does he he leans so he's doing the worst yoga  poses some of them he's just got his shirt on   so he's naked but top half dress i  had my socks on for a few of them a flaccid penis is so sad it always  looks like it's been told off doesn't like a dog that doesn't want to go for a walk   how much stop talking about penises i know  you don't like them but are the rest of us   i'm happy to talk about vaginas oh yeah what's  your favorite my wives yeah me too it is good   i get it okay all right let's have some answers  okay first up daniel mays asked you to list the   six colors that eyes can be moana and rosie you  got more than six what did you get yeah brown   blue green hazel red great and just for good  measure pink because when you get [ __ ] in it   oh yeah yeah you do sometimes get pinker  yeah what did you go with uh joanne rob or   the classics obviously brown blue gray green  but then it kind of fell off a cliff um yellow   i was thinking if you've got jaundice yeah you  can get yellow eyes when you get jaundice yeah   exactly so i said yellow and i said dead no  i changed it to red and then you wrote pink   oh yeah pink red okay what did you go for richard  roshen brown blue grey green and then white   you can't have a white eye yes if you're if you're  a zombie from a film in the 70s that's right   or a recent film and also red in photos for  example oh yeah in photos you get red eyes   yeah okay so blue brown gray green everyone  got that amber and hazel amber amber i've got   amber i've got amber eyes get closer for those [  __ ] beauties i asked you what grows six inches   in the summer so you could write some dick jokes  what did you get the pyramids eiffel tower kfc wow okay uh joanne rob's smarter than me i was  thinking it was like during the summer they put   a restaurant on top of something so i thought it  was that was at six inches what for the borrowers   anyway we talked it through and we  went with the eiffel tower okay uh   rosie moan you got i pulled down yeah the clue  was it's behind you uh it was the eiffel tower   it uh grows by six inches in the  summer everyone got that yeah well done   so the third question in this round uh showed you  an old bbc news report asking you what ailment   these people were suggesting cures for what did  you put well loneliness yeah wrapping an old sock   around your neck chopping up some onion splints of  vinegar on it it's been a long pandem jimmy yeah   you do what you can do you do what you can  to get through it yeah loneliness and ptsd that's right okay explain  yourself well no in fairness   rob just needed to get anal sex out  of his system and this was this was   he thinks he's on a stag i've been told  mustard's good for it and that was mentioned because you've got anal sex and i said cholera  okay color anal sexes not any of those things um   and you think it's cures for what rosie that  this is the point of me what did you write   because you wrote this what did you write i i  had someone in my ear saying write cerebral palsy okay it was yeah they were  all uh cures for uh the flu   what can we get a point because we knew the  answer but didn't want to write it down no you   got to write it down all right that's it no more  jokes no more jokes you want answers you're gonna   get answers you're gonna get one hour of hard  facts well now we've got the trail for the show no looking wacky answers just write down  yeah just relentlessly wrong boring one yes   what's the answer flow jimmy it's the flu jimmy  it's very obviously the flu they're all talking   about in this victory remedy so we're going  to write the flu that's the end of the round robert your answer it's it's the flu it's also  the flu robert said it was the flu let's move   on to the next part of the quiz jimmy please all  right all right i i showed you a photo of robert   cornelius from 1839 what was special about  it first color photo it was black and white black and white it's blue it's yeah that's  it's a bit of blue first color photo is your   answer there's a bit of blue in there guys  the single dumbest answer where's the blue   in the back [ __ ] his pocket  oh no you're this angle sorry   i think it might be that blue light over there  bleeding over but i know that's what you stitch   me up you stuck a blue light on the black and  white picture what is it it looks blue to me   he's got blue sky joe you got it yeah we got it  right yes it's green it's one of those classic   blue backlight stick sharks richard rushing what  did you write a ghost was escaping from his neck that's a less dumb answer than first color photo  look on this angle it looks a bit blue yeah   okay what did you guys get for this we said the  first mirror selfie that is the right answer what   the first ever selfie what is that all right i'll ask you what video posted on  youtube in 2006 showed you the scientific process   of the nucleation of carbon dioxide what is it  better known as rod beckett our science expert   coca mentos is the right answer thank you  and you got honest uh man put fire up ass   that was more recent that was just last year  i think oh was it the man put the fireworks   out of the football okay so what what did you  write for this richard we put mentos and coat   bottles okay mentos and coke we got uh one of  the runners on this show to recreate it in the   studio earlier you want to see yes please i don't  know how many put in there i think quite a lot   hey look i don't say look so  shy because he's on minimum wage   all right let's see what that's done to  the scores uh rich and roshin have six   john and rob have six in the lead  still rosie and [ __ ] was seven join me after the break for more of what critics  are describing as on television right now okay welcome back to the big fat quiz of  everything the next round is all about film and tv   there have been some incredible movies over the  last 50 years and the phantom menace and cats the flintstones first aired in the 1960s it's  modern day people but living in a stone age world   without cars heating tv travel or technology  it's basically what life would be like now   if extinction rebellion had their way everyone  knows channel 4's big brother was inspired by the   book 1984 specifically the part where winston  smith gets fingered in the hot tub by kinger all right time for some film and tv questions  okay first up it's a question about the   marvel cinematic universe we all know that  spider-man the hulk and captain america have   super powers all i want you to do is tell  me how they got them i'm captain america   how did he get his powers i  think he he got bitten by america question two as star of tv film and  o2 voice-overs sean bean has done   something on screen over 25 times what is  it what's sean bean done 25 times on screen i'm joking he's lost his damn mind you feel  feassod you sit there and i see you whispering   we are workshopping material robert [ __ ] out  we're workshopping it and there are no boundaries yeah richard rob's got a question please i want to  know is please please out loud what you said about   sean bean to roasheen what did you suggest that he  did 25 this is a closed writing richard you've got   to say no i don't this is very like i was once on  a school trip and they said i had to dance i did   not dance what did he say he didn't dance but did  you ejaculate in your own mouth like sean bean did writing room robber closed right from robert  he said that sean bean has ejaculated in his   own mouth over 25 times on screen rich you do  realize that some of this stuff we don't mean   yeah i don't actually think kfc grew six inches  okay all right next question the classic film   forrest gump sees tom hanks pop up at famous and  iconic moments throughout history can you name   three of the famous people he meets in the film  yeah okay no further questions can you name three   famous people that forrest gump meets in the film  okay next up super nanny joe frost hit our screens   back in 2004. can you tell me the famous piece of  parenting advice that became her trademark phrase   um what was that phrase i can't remember i'd  never watch this oh you'll know the phrase and lastly for this round over to yara  greyjoy herself star of game of thrones   gemma whelan hi jimmy as you know i played the  fierce warrior yara greyjoy in the hit series   game of thrones house greyjoy is one  of the nine great houses of westeros   can your teams name three of the others yeah  okay so name some houses from game of thrones ready for answers okay so i asked you yeah how  spider-man the hulk and captain america got   their superpowers what did you get first you very  easy rosie yes what are you just a spider was it   yeah yeah just a regular spider bitten magic  should bite a magic there'll be nerds crying   at home a spooky spider you can have bit by  a spider but bit by a radioactive spider me   this is a problem all spiders are spiders yeah  don't check right there yeah okay did you get this   join yeah the first one we got spider yeah and  yeah bit by spider you got this did they put   a radioactive spider bite yeah nice okay uh  the hulk we all got the hulk right tantrums   tantrums that is his superpower essentially  a toddler can do that he's just got mental   yeah he throws giant tantrums and no not a great  thing i mean it could be too much sugar it's often   that yeah he gets angry doesn't it it gets angry  and big and green and has a right old tear-up   he looks like the corn lad what's your  man's name a jolly green giant yeah what did you write for this rasheen richard  serum after a car fell on his wife no i give positive feedback so i can grow  what hang on brochure if you want to see   bad feedback um one you you put the hulk  ghost powers well we said join twitter john twitter and then you get really angry   spider-man was uh radioactive spider  the hulk is a gamma rays wouldn't it   what huh what what's that what do you mean what's  going on but he was trying to develop a serum to   make himself more powerful because a car did  fall on his wife he was furious can you stop   saying that because that isn't what happened none  of it happened jimmy none of it actually happened   why are you a historian okay captain  america what happened to captain america i   think was in some sort of war and they got  ill and they were like [ __ ] will freeze them i think you're thinking of the abominable snowman   what have you got for this one rob army  experiment army experiment is pretty   damn close you can have that great and  what did you put for this one plebiscite you think there was a plebiscite a vote  yeah he was voted democratically to have   superpowers yeah okay i can tell you  captain america was injected with   super soldier serum which sounds like a euphemism  doesn't it that's what sean bean did 25 times i asked you what sean bean has done on  the big and small screen over 25 times   richard iowa what did you think we think he died on screen and  then i added from chronic wind milwan i was gonna say beheaded but then  that's a bit specific in it so he died   we've got we've gone for died yeah all right so  i mean he's dying i can say you're all right he   has died an incredible 25 times and some of  them are spectacular i'm going to show you   extraordinary clips now from lord of the  rings goldeneye and the field they're all   mental how many arrows oh no not a  third one there's already two in there it's not the fall but he's fine after the fall   the fall's fine oh [ __ ] hell  ow oh and then that fellow death by cow that's it's not a great way to go  that's extraordinary god bless sean bean he's   amazing right i asked you who forrest gump  met in the film what did you get sally field sally field the actress that  played his mum in forrest gump   she did meet her so you've gone sally  field robert de mecus he was a director   he was he was friendly to everyone jimmy he  got a good rep on that he wasn't hierarchical   no why do we have to just give names as if some  people are more important than others am i right   yes then leave me hanging okay  uh joanne rob thank you so we had   uh president kennedy yep john lennon  john lennon yeah and then bubba gump   bubblegum yeah okay so two two points for you  you've got two oh well have you been toronto   have you not been to leicester square in central  london he's got a whole restaurant bubblegum   steve jobs well he used to get money from apple  didn't he was like you've thought it was a fruit   fruit company yeah but that wasn't as seen in  that film it's my favorite film okay so jfk   john lennon richard nixon elvis and  my wife was a chile ben hey jake jay-z sorry for having a bit of fun you know how it is  richard yeah okay so you get all three points you   could have had elvis presley john f kennedy lyndon  b johnson john lennon richard nixon abby hoffman   dick cavett george wallace and paul bryant  i asked you what piece of child discipline   advice supernanny joe frost became synonymous  with so what was the phrase come off it that was a great place come off it you  think that was her parenting advice   and also you'll never amount to anything all right joanne what did you put well  we paraphrased uh but we it was something   like shut the [ __ ] up you're adopted rosie the voice of reason so it's i bet  the naughty step yeah oh i will kill you little little i can tell  you it is the naughty step   okay my favorite thing about supernanny was the  fact she can't pronounce the word acceptable   her pronunciation of acceptable is unacceptable  have a look it's not acceptable it wasn't   acceptable not acceptable that behavior is  unacceptable i don't like it when you pinch me good to see at least one of those kids you've got a kid you put them on the  time-out step or the third floor landing   i put him i put him in the west wing go to the west wing argue it out with a  butler okay general wheel and asked you   to name three houses from westeros did you  get all these yeah yeah yeah yeah point for   each yeah yeah yeah john what'd you get rob the  targaryen stark and lannisters okay pretty good   start baratheon lannister nice what's the second  one i don't know house of gucci what did you say   house of pain house of gucci house of pain  have a party and then another pun that we   can't read anymore we've forgotten a joke aaron  stark baratheon tully greyjoy lannister tyrell   martell and targaryen marto okay now it's  time for a special bonus round i'm going   to show you three iconic tv characters who  have all been given a handsome makeover all   you need to do is tell me who they are here is  the first one is that a real person yeah sorry   this is after they've been given what do you  mean who is it i'm asking you who is it is yeah it's an iconic tv character all right  so that one here's the second one wow   who's the guy that's maybe  frosted tips i am not against it yeah okay and here's the last one enjoy  sir that's me pre-hair transplant okay you've all got answers okay so the  first one this is pretty easy who was that   we've got susan boyle in our columbo  susan boyle columbo i can tell you   you're um what did you write for that age do  you make out oh you've had a hell of a erosion   they photoshopped jimmy's face on all three  of them and you've gotta look beyond the face all right so what what did you answer for this  columbo you have it peter come on let's have a   look the transformation there is it's pretty good  it was a good transformation next one okay so who   was that one huh yeah that's wham the famous tv  icon wham i think it's pat sharp pat sharp yeah   okay let's go to rosheen it's jason donovan yeah  it was jason donovan uh scott robinson i said you didn't understand what this round was okay  and the i think probably the best answer on this   one let's go to rosie for this last one who do  you think that was yeah that is food go compare   him no he was not goku berrio and then rosie  edit faro okay so pyro what did you ratatouille against my better judgment but we will mount  with that yeah yeah okay and para you got   this richard all right straight facts okay all  right let's see what that's done to the scores   i can tell you in last place uh richard and  ocean have 11 they're lucky to have 11. what   uh joanne and rob have 15 in the  lead rosie and marwan with 16 points that's it for part three join  me after the break for more of   whatever this is essentially a grown  man trying to hurt cats he in five welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything  this round is all about music the proms are an   annual music event that started in 1895. if you  don't know what the proms are it's like ministry   of sound but for people like jacob rees-mogg the  opera if you're wondering if you're posh enough to   go to the opera then i'm happy to tell you you're  not stay away it's not for the likes of you take   that when they started they were like a british  version of new kids on the block but they got good right time for some music questions first up  over to superstar dj annie mac hi jimmy after   17 years broadcasting on radio one it would be  weird if i didn't ask you a question about music   so my question is about sam cook who claimed in  his song what a wonderful world that there's loads   of subjects he doesn't know much about can your  teams remember three of those sam cook wonderful   world yeah what was his [ __ ] at school you  know the song right yeah don't know much about us i didn't say that i said donald trump i  said don't know much about imaginarium   the sti's are struggling we're in fact  infected oh god we need some cream quickly oh and i applaud your gamesmanship okay take  a look at this clip of oasis before we roll   with it on top of the pops back in 1995 can you  tell me what's unusual about their performance okay what was unusual about that  oasis performance they turned up   there we go laying down when they turned up thank  you very much okay i've got three sound effects   for you now three sound effects they're all in  huge songs you just gotta name the song that   these sound effects are in okay first one what's  that in oh i know this one imagine i have it again   that is not in a mansion all right  next one next sound effect is this do you know yeah that's my childhood okay and this one okay let's see  them all together one two three all right next question have a look  at this clip of a typically energetic   and stylish catchy music number  from a classic bollywood film   all i want you to do is tell me  what song is sampled from this okay you've all got something excellent lastly  in this round what did the voice of thomas the   tank engine ringo starr angrily say he wouldn't do  after the 20th of october 2008. what did voice of   thomas the tank engine ringo starr angrily say he  wouldn't do after the 20th of october 2008. right   i've got some answers for you first up annie mac  asked you the subjects sam cook was [ __ ] at what   did you put oh sam cut we've done history biology  science books and i've put sean bean own mouth okay what did you get rosie  history by our lady science books   okay all right three points there uh richard  roshen science books geography trigonometry   french i took um genocide let's have a listen   so history biology french science book geography  trigonometry algebra and he doesn't know what a   slide ruler is for oh okay i showed you a clip  of voices performing on top of the pops and   asked you what was unusual about it what'd you  get liam didn't batter the [ __ ] out of knoll yeah it makes a change we've got no noel singing  and liam on the guitar which is the wrong way   around for that song richard rosheen what have you  written null and meme have swapped and also the   dad joke also they turned up okay so it was liam  and noel swap places in protest at having to mime   yes all right i asked you to name the songs the  sound effects were from so here's the first one   what's that from my humps my humps we said no i  know what it is now no it is in my house listen   carefully there's a few points outside what  did you get i thought it was wenger boys but   it's cha cha slide it's just come to me oh both  wrong ah richard rosheen we said this imagine imagine all the people boring exactly  that's that's the sound of you thinking   wow it's a huge [ __ ] it's artful dodger  and craig david re revised have a listen to you okay now you all presumably remember  this come on nice you're flaming the pajamas   yeah come out it's missy you know that  bit where she goes it's not english   you know what she's saying in that bit yeah she's  saying is your floppy dicky firm yeah come out   it's not but for for a very  long time i thought it was i'm in this love like it's your floppy  dicky phone my friends were like you can have a point for missy  elliot there but let's listen to you know that song where it's got um did you get this richard roshan what did we get  richard well you said britney spears and then   i put frog chorus okay i'm going to say no  i'm going to say point to moan there uh okay   last one of these okay what was that sound effect  we said merry chris the merry christmas everyone   yeah with the tail at the start yeah it's  a different cast register but i will i'll   give you that thank you all right what  did you put for this bass out of hell   okay it was actually it was the it  was the the cash register from mia   uh i played you a musical number from  a classic bollywood film and asked you   what famous western hit sampled it  what did you put uh it is toxic okay   britney spears okay uh rob joanne got that  one yeah okay well let's have a listen   all right point your round on that  one i finally i asked you what the   voice of thomas the tank engine ringo starr   said he wouldn't do after the 20th of october  2008 what did you put ejaculate into his mouth uh what do you think joanne we said uh talk  about the beatles but like it's i mean it's   too specific a day for that answer yeah was  the real answer he refused to sign autographs selfies or graphs let me just see what what  have you got rosie well we didn't know so   what did you write we wrote either stop  being the voice of thomas the tank engine we've done voiceover work you reach a peak   no more trade okay i could tell you that roshan  you got it right it was he he said i'm not gonna   sign any more autographs okay let's take a  look at the weirdly filmed and surprisingly   aggressive announcement video from ringo this  is a serious message to everybody watching my   update right now peace and love peace and love i  want to tell you please after the 20th of october   do not send fan mail to any address that you have  nothing will be signed after the 20th of october   if that has a date on the envelope it's going  to be toss uh anyway peace love peace and love but [ __ ] off yeah i think a point to roshini  yeah i'll give him once you go right okay time now   for a special bonus question please welcome our  special guest caleb cooper from clarkson's farm caleb it's a great pleasure to have you here  i love you on clarkson's farm is this am i   correctly saying this is your second ever trip  to london this is the second trip to london yes   and i um very nice to have you here okay  caleb should we have a look at you in   action on classic phone let's have a look at  a clip of you it's magnificent what have you   been doing going down going up and down like  this no i went up and then when the crook was   crossed like that what did i say at the start  you said don't do that but i couldn't see why when i come to spray it and fertilize  it how do i know where to drive   guess i don't know well i don't know what i'm  doing in there i'll do it properly now is it   too late oh it's too late you're pretty much  screwed and you haven't even drilled it straight   what do you mean i've drilled it straight that's as straight as a roundabout it's fantastic what okay now you've got a question for us which  is fine it's a great little question go on   are you all ready yeah they're ready  we've got lots of animals on the farm   so it's important to get their names right  a female pig is called a sow a male pig is   called a boar but can the teams tell me the  male and female names for geese sheep and ducks that's really hard can you give us a clue no  i cannot give you a clue you've got a million   followers on instagram what do you mainly  post about um just um what do you mean what   well he's just saying it's a lot in it you  need to have to go into love island for that   i'm not going to love ireland i don't think the  other half would appreciate me going love island   and i don't think i've got the body for either to  be honest no but imagine like the farming boohoo   deal you could get and to be honest the sun is  my worst enemy yeah it's jimmy's as well that yeah no i've got a million millions of advertising  deals on instagram like teeth whitening   diet pills and stuff like that that's your  thing isn't it well yeah that's what i'm saying okay all right let's have we all got answers  written down yeah yeah we're ready to go   richard roshan what did you get  first off sheep you mr sheep are you and mr sheep you're very close so what  did you get rob joanne we got you and i wrote   me for a laugh and then we went for and then  you've got moana rosa you've got you ram okay   so points points no points let's go with uh duck  dick doc dick and doc yeah dick and dog the duck   educated guest what have you got we went out  on a lame we we daffy for the man and slag daffy and slag i'm i'm gonna say no it's a  female there's a hen and a male is a drake   we've got drake drake wendy for the uh  you're gonna have half a point for drake   uh so goose what have you got for goose well  we went along you know the song what's good   for the goose is good for the gander  oh yeah so we went gander and guzzler   rosie moore what have you got for goose uh grouse  greece what did you write elaine and captain duck   okay the correct answers yes so a male is called  a gander and a female is called a goose okay let's   see what that's done to the scores uh richard  and rosheen you've got 20 points so far in last   place uh rosie and marwyn you've got 23 points  out in the lead joanne and rob were 25. yeah   let's hear it one more time for our very  special guest caleb cooper see you in 5. welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything  this next round is all about places places where   would we be without them quite a few things  on earth can be seen from space including   the great barrier reef the pyramids of  giza and richard osmond from pointless   the angel of the north statue is  near gateshead if you've never been   to gateshead just imagine a weatherspoons had  sex with an aldi and then gave birth to a town okay let's have some more questions these are  all on places first up take a look at this   garden in burbank california what's special  about this location it couldn't be easier yeah rosie you're good have a  look at this local news report   from worcestershire can you work out what  on earth these people are talking about   i think you've just got a couple of  people who must have moved into the street   that just don't really get the joke it's  not a joke he never had any comment at all   except that probably it was an unusual  name i can't see the point people have   got no sense of humor okay they're talking  about a petition to change their street name   what do you think that street name is um i  think my one's proposing to rose don't say no   i have something to tell you well i'm into guys oh oh my god my parents this is the perfect shampoo see mama told you i get married to your wishes  for our next question it's over to olympic   silver medalist kai white hi jimmy now i've  competed in a couple of international bmx events   and before i travel anywhere i always make  sure to check up on the local rules and customs   but can your teams tell me where in the world  you're forbidden from pointing at things with one   finger saying the words i don't know and having  the same first names as one of your colleagues   so kai white wants to know where are you  forbidden from pointing at things with one finger   saying the words i don't know and having  the same first name as a colleague   okay what location is alleged to contain the  wrecks of 50 ships 20 planes it's said to be the   gateway to the city of atlantis and it contains  a million horny eels my hard drive put it down   okay finally super simple where are  these people are they a mime school okay you ready for some answers firstly  i showed you a still of a fountain   in burbank california i asked you  what was special about it what did   you put friends credits friends  credits yeah friends friends i can tell you it is the fountain where the  counselor friends frolicked damn it look at   them there oops upside down in it yeah i showed  you a clip of some people complaining uh about a   petition to change the name of their road what was  the road called what did you think sean been close okay what have you what have you got well i know  from going around that there's loads of dodgy   named places in england yeah so we just kind  of collaborate like we kind of did a collab   mashup yeah we did a mash-up  mate baliki min's cocknab drive   oh it's not any of them ah it's not any of  them shame okay and you've gone with rosie   and marwan bunkets banks bank spunky spongebob  do you think was the name of the street avenue well let's have a look at him about  connotation it's a well-known road yes yes we're in 34 billion at the top of  the top of the main thin line well i actually   lived in berlin for the first 34 years of my  life i don't really don't want them to change   the name of the street but i do think even  if they do it will still always be berland   problem is in winter belen gets  smaller and the house prices go down   there's a place in ireland called muff and there's  a genuine diving team titan retreat yeah okay uh   kai white asked you where in the world you're  forbidden from pointing at things with one finger   saying the words i don't know and having the  same name as a colleague what did you put   in the bedroom in felixstowe in  felix though okay uh you've gone for   rob at this weird epiphany which i think he i  think he's right he's delighted with himself   is it facebook facebook yeah no they can't point  at things at facebook we thought the pointer thing   was like for morale morale like you shouldn't  point and also your facebook username is always   oh you can't but you can't have the same  one as someone else yeah oh uh rosie milan   lego one very close yesterday it is disney  ah okay i asked you what notorious location   is alleged to have contained the wreckage  of 50 ships 20 planes it's a gateway to the   velocity of atlantis and a million horny  eels what have you put rosie's vagina a million horny eels you need to have that  looked at now can we just say for the record   we put bermuda bermuda triangle because we  ain't trying to lose aka rosie's vagina okay   well rob gian bermuda the mood of triangles  richard rushing what you got felix though and then we also put you to try on the other side  okay so your point all around there anyway final   one i asked you where these people were what did  you get um susie in the banshees workshop at radha also pisa you all got this right leaning tower's a   pisa leaning therapist a leaning  tower pizza okay point all around all right time for another bonus round uh this  is part of the show where i introduce a mystery   guest all you need to do is work out who they  are however you can only ask them yes or no   questions as soon as you think you got it write  it down okay please welcome our mystery guests look at them i think it's fair to describe  them as magnificent beasts   okay you can ask them yes or no questions please  far away you just have to tell me who they are   uh guy in the blue top are you um  are you happy with your life choices yes really okay the man in the blazer  are you in charge of the other two men man of the white t-shirt you  have any tattoos yes shower anywhere else that was your question joanne  do you have any tattoos are you seeing anyone   that's what i should have said uh man in  the white t-shirt are you seeing anyone   yes [ __ ] behind the blue top  what what team do you play for   we we know it's a spectrum but on the spectrum of  me and rosie you can only say yes or no yes or no have no tried jimmy tries once a year man in the hat are you aware  of what sean bean can do   i think there's a clue here they could well have  done this for sean bean huh are they all the same   thing yes oh i know what they are oh guys if you  think you know it write it down oh you do really yes yes okay you're writing down you're  writing down what you think they are   rosie milan what do you think they are waiting  they're all like impressionists are true viewers   yeah okay well it's so spectacularly wrong well  done uh rob joanne what did you get so we think   they are stuntmen for who well rob called the  lad and the cap he reckons he's peaky blinders   i reckon your man at the back is maybe  vikings game of thrones something beefy   right and your man at the  front third carnation street okay uh richard we've got stunt double but  all for one person and which person this guy   i think they're all stunt men for  jason statham you've been they're   all stunned for jason statham all of them  depending on how far away jason statham is   gentleman would you like to would you like to  introduce yourselves i'm james bond stunt double   oh oh and you are uh my name's mark  and i'm also james bond's stunt double   and you are um bobby and i just don't  double for carnation street no kidding okay they're all stunt doubles for  daniel craig in the james bond film all right so ben let's take a look at your  breathtaking crane leap in casino royale   oh [ __ ] you know why that's daniel craig  that's daniel craig whoa whoa jesus christ ben well that's [ __ ] i was daniel craig  i'm standing afraid right wasn't him mark let's take a look at your exciting and expert   stunt driving through the  streets of rome inspector all right bobby let's have a look so this is you  in action this is your thrilling and bruising   i'd imagine rooftop chase scene from quantum  of solace bobby is bobby on the rooftop oh oh ladies and gentlemen the stunt doubles for  james bond give him a round of applause so the end of that round the scores  are let's have a look in last place   richard and roshin where  they belong with 23 points   in second place rosie and marwan we're 26.  just ahead joanne and rob with 28 points okay see after the break welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything  our next round is all about history i know stuff   that happened in the past isn't everyone's idea  of fun but my girlfriend loves bringing it out   tuden carmon's tomb was discovered in 1922 the  archaeologists who opened it were all affected   by the curse of the mummy every single one  of them died over the next 85 years spooky   a friend of mine was mummified even at  the age of 42 he still lives at home   okay history questions first up it's over to  paul hollywood hi jimmy now i know quite a bit   about bread but i was surprised to find out that  the phrase the best thing since sliced bread was   first used in 1952 to describe a controversial  invention from a few decades earlier can your   teens tell me what it was so what was the  first thing ever described as the best thing   since sliced bread done it mate we got it okay  you got it okay have a look at this great dane   that's uh juliana who won a blue cross medal  for her efforts to defuse a bomb during world   war ii how did that dog defuse a bomb with its  massive nipples just look at them a wire with him okay it wouldn't be the big fat quiz of everything  if we didn't have an appearance from the children   of mitchell brook primary school performing one  of their unconventional school plays all i need   you to do is tell me which historical event  they are acting out here let's go and play here they are look at our magic photos let  me check if these are real yay are these real maybe look fairies are real are you sure no they're  pretend you have been very naughty oh no   what do you think next tray panning is one of the oldest medical  procedures on record it's been in use for over   5 000 years and it's used to treat seizures  skull fractures and possession by evil spirits   what does it involve i don't  i think we've got synergy   it's really working apart from synergy what are  you a team on the apprentice yeah lastly for   this round take a look at this photo can you tell  me what is this girl reacting to girl that's me   okay you've all got something all right  let's go paul hollywood asked you what   was the best thing since sliced bread  what did you think it was we put fire it is good in it fire 1952 you think we  invented fire was first i heard of it i didn't know about it 286. okay uh richard  rasheen toast and you've also written   natural social national socialism because that  was very much in the air 20 years before 1952.   okay uh rosie mulan what have  you gone for here wait how i think about it yeah yeah it's i mean it's tough  to get a decent slice on a bagel sometimes you   get the angle wrong you've got a thin bit uh  no i could tell you the answer is television   television was the best thing since sliced bread  it's still not better than sliced bread though is   it it's not surpassed sliced bread no but it's as  good as people don't like cutting bread do they tell you what i tell you people do not like  cutting bread all right so uh i wanted to know   what the great dane did to defuse a bomb during  world war ii urine oh great answer very aggressive   well he was he was pissing furiously on a bomb  so i was doing it with the force that he did it   uh joanne rob what we got we've got we've put it  in water did she pick it up and drop it in water   and it exploded in the sea and everything was fine  all right and rosie you've gone with shea shot   on it it came up in a pub queen did it and i was  like shut it like ah they're joking and then it   was the answer so you'd be revising yeah well  i don't know because that is uh that is wrong   so don't give it all that about how you  got it right well the correct answer is   it peed on it yeah you're right you say it  the way will you say it the way i said it you saw the children of mitchell brook primary  school doing one of their unconventional school   plays what were they acting out joanne did you  get this i like uh some it's an incident that   i'm not aware of i thought it was something to do  with the witch trials but i'm telling that that   was earlier than this no it was a fake the fake  fairy news story they put in the paper but it was   proved that they said photos that is exactly the  right answer thank you we've also got that answer   what did you write fairy photo hopes and you've  gone with salem witch trials which is the same   thing same thing no here's a photo no that's not a  real photo let's burn you at the stake we all know   i can tell you it was the cottingly fairies  hoax where two young girls fooled sir arthur   conan doyle into thinking they're taking photos  of fairies in their garden okay i asked you what   the ancient practice of uh tray panning was did  you all get it drilling holes into the head some   medical practice where people drill into their  own heads that's right correct answer thank   you yeah did you get this as well yeah but we  had a variation on it we bought any wholesale and he holds a goal okay um yeah uh i i said  licking their piss which is just a bit of laugh   uh and we joined bleeding bleeding and they  would bleed out of that hole in the head so   stick it quite i mean that's the  [ __ ] the [ __ ] right there   have a look at this so people are still  doing this i mean if ever there was a time   to say don't try this at home don't try  this at home look at this guy i used the   method of a electric powered flexible shaft  drill to do my operation which i had hung   up above my head in a comfortable position so  that i could reach up and hold that drill bit   handle comfortably and also look into a mirror i  withdrew the drill the newly restored pulsation   blasted that blood that accumulated up there into  a spout coming out of my forehead and for a moment   i freaked what we wanted mate for a moment a more  comfortable position oh my god that was mental   lastly i showed you a black and white photo  and asked you what that girl was reacting to   what was she looking at what was she watching  um we went for the um the last public hanging   she's really enjoying it there in general i've  only seen a couple but they're quite the sign   i feel this might be uh richard's dancing  here what did you write the beatles   the beatles yeah uh what what have you gone for  uh rosie oh [ __ ] elvis is the right answer   oh look at this to be fair they'd only just  got sliced bread yeah time for another quick   bonus round we asked one of britain's most  distinguished actors charles dance to read a   selection of book reviews that were posted online  all you need to do is work out what the book is   what's he talking about okay here's the first  one i tried reading this a while ago at school   but i was really put off by the generic wised  out hippie types who raved about it so i gave   up as i didn't want to become like them it was  definitely the right shout has that lord ended   up playing dungeons and dragons and many still  live with their mum whilst i opted to play rugby   and become a grown-up i can still picture them  now painting little dead figures and then rolling   multifaceted dice to discover how many health  points their wizard or dwarf now has one star   okay that is a book review what book we've got  you got it recognise it straight away really okay   let's have a look what did you get for this i've  gone for rob beckett a class act a brilliant read   that's uh available at all good  book shops okay that's that's   interesting what what have you gone  for uh rosie [ __ ] harry potter uh   cigar would you go for richard lord of the  rings lord of the rings is the right answer okay next one of these back to  charles dance porn is available   if you want it on the internet i guess some women  have not got involved in porn so this seemed like   scandalous fun i found it depressing one star okay  so write down that's uh i think an easy one hey   this is easy okay aj you're pretty good  about this yeah you're feeling good okay   yeah all right well let's have a look  uh rosie moan what have you got hello okay and you've gone with uh richard  rushing 50 shades of cray 50 shades of   grey the ultimate flick book and you've gone  for well i was actually going to say ulysses but rob is sure that he's read  this review and he insists it's by   the book rob back at a class all right  here's the third one charles dance everyone   he's describing a book this book taught me  absolutely nothing about animal husbandry   but instead tells a far-fetched story  about magic talking animals avoid one star   i think i think i've got a fair idea  what rob and joanne might go for here   unless of course joanne's written a book in which  case [ __ ] let's go to uh rob and joanne first   jerome mcnally it's as yet untitled but it  is available for pre-order from march 2022.   okay uh my wine you're pretty confident here yeah  what are you going no i didn't know such a [ __ ]   to lisa's autobiography what do you want richard  roshen animal farm yes george orwell's animal farm okay let's take a look and see what that's  done to the scores so i i can tell you   uh everyone is on 29 points join me after the break for the  final part of the big fat quiz   of everything there's everything  still to play for see you in five   welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything  our final round is potluck literally it's anyone's   guess here we're testing our panelists most random  bits of knowledge for example did you know monkeys   don't get jet lag and that's because monkeys don't  go on holiday lobsters mate for life unless one of   those lobsters goes on strictly fun fact the tin  can was invented in 1810 but the first can opener   wasn't invented till 1858 until then it was so  hard to get into cans they were called cants okay it's the final round of  questions first up take a look   at this outrageously dated lynx advert from 2006. spray more get more um out of interest was that  africa or java well you've slightly given the   game away there because the question is  name three varieties of links deodorants okay here's a man being interviewed about his  hobby can you tell me what he's talking about a   year ago one got me on the ankle and very nearly  broke blood vessels on the ankle but these can   kill this is a very very dangerous thing you've  got to know where you you've got to know the   breeze that's why it helps flying watch the breeze  go out there you see this is the thing about it   is there a theme to this section is  there a theme yeah it's potluck in it   and the old [ __ ] we're going to call it the  anniel [ __ ] round i think it's a better title   i think it's a good title for the whole show  all right next question in front of you are   five chilies from around the world you have the  kn the bird's eye the jalapeno the scotch bonnet   and the padron pepper all i need you to do  is rank them from the mildest to the hottest that's that's spicy they're proper oh richard you went straight in mitch are just  munching chilis like the carrots oh that kicked   him well that one's got a bit of kick that's the  proper one now that oh mama's mother's turned up oh wow okay okay that's enough britain   oh these that's the worst one are you  going scotch bonnet why are you in the   scholarship i don't taste anything from  the first one oh my gosh no no put it down   oh oh [ __ ] what'd you do what  happened scotch bonnet happened okay all right next question take a look at  this uh bbc news report about an 80s crime wave   who was responsible on the beetle they price it  up with screwdrivers from the plastic but on the   the golfs and the other ones they've  been pulling the whole grill away   what about a mercedes how difficult is it  to get one it's easy they just snap it all   so what's the question i'd say who calls that 80s  crime wave oh i know i don't care she's crying oh   crying why'd you do this to us we thought  it'd be funny and i think we're right   and lastly for this round it's over to superstar  paralympian hannah cockroft hi jimmy i had an   amazing time representing the country in tokyo  last year and i loved learning a bit more about   the culture of japan but can your teams tell me  what unlikely food is traditional for people in   japan to eat on christmas day so what do japanese  people eat on christmas day pretty unusual   oh i know that well you went to japan although  not at christmas time so do you i've never had   all right you all done first i asked you to name  three classic lynx deodorants uh rob gave you   what do you give them africa and java africa  and java were a given so you just had to name   one more what did you get what'd you get i've  got voodoo an apollo voodoo is right uh i don't   think there's an apollo but maybe there's loads  of them voodoo's definitely right there is an   apollo as well what did you wear rob as a kid i'm  just sort of a stench of loneliness and erection   what did you think the other one  was it was java africa and incel insult is not a bad answer original the original  links which links links and also the west   i'm gonna say no points point and what  have you gone for i'll take a job and come nothing beats it okay i showed you a clip of a  man being interviewed about his hobby what did you   think he was talking about spanx spanx you thought  it was hard to make what he was saying but it   sounded kind of like incognito hmm so you thought  it was thinking code yeah human trafficking hmm rosie milan we've got yeah he's on the hill so  like she's rolling because that could give you   varicose veins couldn't it let's have  a look i mean you're all spectacularly   wrong this is the jubilee number off we go  she'll try to come down i hope she wants to yeah he was into he was into uh  boomerangs someone get him a playstation   okay i next up i asked you to rank the  peppers in order what have you gone with   we started off with padron starting  off with pedron okay up to jalapeno   okay uh padron is the least spicy then it's  jalapeno so you're right so far cayenne yeah and then scotch bonnet uh four points to you  that's right five points how did you do it you're the same how did you guys do i  don't know but i think i shot myself   let's have a look what did you get you went far  scotch bonnet at the top you went for pedron   yeah uh jalapeno kenya birds are okay  you gotta put points points yeah points okay uh i showed you a bbc news report  about an 80s crime wave and asked you   who was responsible what did you put richard  knows this beastie boys fans well the beastie   boys were already responsible but i'll say  beastie boys fans you get a point there   and you've gone for we i i went  for squirrels slash magpies so close so close squirrels are a nightmare  and magpies like shiny things sure sure   no points what have you written here we  didn't get anything because we blanked out   because the chili was hot so beastie  boys was the right answer of course   hannah cockcroft asked you what 3.6  million japanese people treat themselves   on christmas day what did you get pigeons pigeons  oh you're so close am i you're really close it's   i call it the salty pigeon it is kfc it's kfc i  got it as well okay let's check in on the scores   uh rosie and moan have 35 points uh joanne and  rob have 35 in the lead richard and roshin 36. okay time for our final big fat question   to help me ask it please welcome  my very special guests elton john diana ross hey sheeran stormzy and lady gaga welcome to our very own big fat quiz rock and  roll hall of fame any viewers watching in hd i   can only apologize so these are all musical  megastars who've enjoyed number one hits   throughout the decades some have had more weeks  at number one than others i want you to rank them   according to the number of weeks they've  spent at number one in the uk single   chart most at least off you go who'd you  reckon out of it's got to be elton john yes i mean the real thing would have cost  us an absolute bloody fortune so in fairness   okay you get a point for each one in the right  place i don't think else and john's been the   number one that much normally is more than  diana ross in the uk yeah okay now they're   all obviously huge musical mega stars who had  the most weeks at number one in the uk that's   we're asking so we're all clear on the question  yeah very clear okay my wine you ready yeah all right okay so we can see what you've got  here so you've put out on the number one you've   put who have you put the number one russian flying  arrow roster number one okay and you've gone with   edu okay number five and i'm going to  give you the answer it's all to play for   here you get a point for each oh i'll give  you bonus points if you get them all right   in number five in place number five it  is oh it's a point for my wine and rosie yeah diana ross had seven weeks  at number one that's a disgrace   next it's shot yeah stormzy okay you're  two for two so far rosie and marwan   rosheen and richard even stopped the clock  he's right twice a day you got that right   so donna ross had seven weeks in number one  storms he had ten weeks and number one next up okay it's a point uh she's had 13 weeks at number one i  can tell you in uh second place it's   it's ellen john with 24 weeks does he  get a point for that roasheen and richard   okay so number one with a whopping 56  weeks at number one it's ed sheeran all right so the final scores  are in joint second place   roshen and richard joanne and rob with 36 points i've got the winners and may i just say this  is pc gone mad with 38 points rosie jones wow there you go guys there's a trophy that's here big thank you to our brilliant panel  our wonderful special guest thank you for watching picking up the pieces you

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Length: 91min 58sec (5518 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 04 2022