The Big Fat Quiz of Everything 2021

so hello and welcome to the big fat quiz  of everything this show is like a   huge selection box once you dive in you'll  realize someone's eating all the nice ones   we were able to film the show this  evening because we're using strict   covid guidelines and also because this  slot would rather die than not be on tv   let's meet the teams one's a blonde with a  big mouth the other's got a big mouth and   he's blonde it's boris johnson's  love children rob back in russian next up two comedy friends who i like to call  woco and joko it's nish kumar and katherine ryan he puts the haha into her cha cha which is  i think how the strictly curse started it's this is the big fat quiz of everything it covers  every topic so it's kind of it's like being back   at school for the evening what would you like  at school rob uh i i fell short because of your   height yes yes no i got it i've got a picture of  you at school just to remind you that you were   it seems middle-aged oh my god oh my god look at  that it was a late 70s so i got the the shirt it's   open tie is a big fat knot i'm looking good  okay i think i've got a shot of you at school   oh where did you guys get these photos this  was literally our school uniform capital park   primary school lovely sorry i'm getting  i'm getting a bit edgy i'm getting ptsd   if i used to visit my uncle in prison all these  screens it's tough to don't do what i did wrong for christmas probably not   are you going to try and smuggle something to  each other through this will it fit in my bum if you're good um mitch what were you like  at school were you studious i was excellent   jimmy i imagine you were yeah great grades very  late loss of virginity voted most likely to end   up with a porn mustache here's a picture of you  as a child what oh all i can tell you there is   if you measure the distance from the eyebrow  to the top of the head that's a remarkable   achievement there i look like the fresh prince  of east croydon like the hair is very high okay   now i'm not sure if people will be aware of this  but uh catherine ryan uh was born in the 1930s talk me through what the hell's going  on there obviously my grandma put me in   beauty pageants and she did all my styling  and i think she did my aesthetic in her own   image she put you in beauty pageants yes  no offense but she's optimistic and she   i've got interchangeable photos of roshin and  rob i mean the teeth give it away but that's it   they used to call me tombstone teeth look at  them have they been stretched out in photoshop   that is that's the real deal but they  don't they look like they never end   they look like they're coming out of  both ends of course not everyone looks   silly in their school photos some people  look very handsome when they're young   you look like the boy next door to the house  where all the animals keep going missing   you know you look like trouble really  adorable though adorable trouble   just your type okay have you got team names rob  rosheen you've got team name yeah tits and teeth   tits and jeans i'm the tits i'm teeth you sound like an adorable crime duo yeah we are  get me over we get stuff done mitch catherine you   got team name we've been workshopping it a little  bit uh what did you settle on in the end we want   to call ourselves all killer some filler yeah  uh rob ot have you got a team name well before   we come on to that um can i just say that i'm  feeling very much as though i'm ot's grandfather   i've come to pick her up from the school disco  and i'm worried about the crowd that she's fallen but that really feels like an accurate vibe   yeah yeah we have come up with a name and it's  just a cunning word play we're going for robot surely roboty would make sense i think with the  greatest respect i didn't jump in at any point   when you were shouting okay let's get on with the quiz our  first round is all about history   a round that encompasses everything that's  ever happened ever this could take a while   in 1936 edward viii abdicated from the throne  it was the royal scandal of the century the only   way it could have been worse is if he tried  to cover it up by claiming he couldn't sweat   william wallace led the scottish resistance in  the war of independence after his trial he was   stripped naked dragged through the streets by a  horse hung cut down while still alive castrated   disemboweled had his guts burnt in  front of him then beheaded quartered   and had his head dipped in tar and stuck on a  pike his final words were i get it you're upset right let's get started i've got some history  questions for you question number one i take a   look at these men they went by the nicknames  the weasel napoleon chaz buster and big jim   but what unites them all genuinely think i look  a little bit like big jim that's just me with my   old hairline i'm aware that rob and roshin might  not be able to answer because they're not grasses   okay next we have a question from  paloma faith over to you paloma   hi jimmy my new album is called infinite  things and has songs called supernatural   and monster but it's another type of infinite  being that i wanted to ask you about gods and   goddesses the ancient greeks and romans had loads  of them representing all sorts of things but can   your teams tell me the greek or roman names  for the following the ruler of the underworld   the king of the gods and the goddess of love  okay that was sharon from eastenders in the 80s   hey jimmy yeah we know all of these artists  rob bride knows all of these answers the number three the victorians had a wide  range of slang all i want to know is   what the following meant who would i be  talking about if i said mutton shunter   mutton shanta what's a mutton shunter what would  i be talking about if i mentioned a bag a mystery   and what what body part would i be talking  about if i talked about my source box   so what's a mutton shunter a  bag of mystery and a sauce box   of course it wouldn't be the big fat quiz if we  didn't have an appearance from the children of   mitchell brook primary school performing one of  their unconventional school plays take a look   oh no it's gone please it's been stolen do you  know who stole it no but we must get it back who are you i want lots of money to  get back i've been held to ransom oh no what is it doggy what do  you have there you found it he's such a good doggie you're a clever  doggie he's a good boy the case is close yeah i'll tell you what's weird we've been doing the  big fat cause of the year for about 15 years those   kids haven't gotten any older okay so they were  clearly acting out the fair and recovery of the   world cup in 1966. no the question is what was  the name of the dog that found the world cup   did she say no she didn't say it's a really  famous dog uh in other news i've come up   with another name that i think is more in  keeping what i haven't told ot self mabusi okay forget it i just thought it was a  little more edgy i thought it might be so what was the name of the dog that  found the world cup in 1966 sugar tits   stop calling me sugar tits and try and  get the answer i'm gonna call you good boy   good boy the dog's called sugar dicks rush  stop it uh take a look at this clip of edith   russell an american journalist speaking  in 1970 all i want to know is what is   she talking about it was a very slight  bump just a little jar nothing at all   i went in my room it was a second  light jar nothing of consequence   but you knew something had happened i don't doubt  that they were playing music other people heard it   i said jump with this thing i've got on what do  you think i am an acrobat or a monkey or something   we picked up the bits of ice and most of us  played snowballs so that was that was catherine   ryan there without makeup but what was she talking  about that was in 1970 what was she talking about   you got this ot i think we do oh we got this team  robot for a reason we're ready team robot the game   okay right time for our first set of answers uh  question number one uh i showed you the pictures   i said what connected the weasel napoleon chas  buster and big jim what did you put i knew that   it was a crime and then nish elaborated with  the great train robbery our great train robbery   is the right answer oh yeah they did a great  train robbery you've got rob ott buster yes yes   we put white collar criminals which is  technically true if you look at the photograph   oh yeah i mean you're you're not getting that  because they've got i mean they're not white   collars well jimmy let's come in pedantic please  do you want to have a little look at what the   general public thought of the great train robbers  yes take a look at this when they were on the run   in an escape like this whose side are you  instinctively on the escaped man or the police   on the escape man i think um i'd like to give   i'd like to encourage the police but i think the  escape i like him to have a good run for his money   i think if i saw him in the street i should  be very tempted to get to the police straight   away because that would give me a chance  of personal glory i think it's dreadful i   think thieves ought to get what's coming  to them besides i'm a policeman's wife paloma faith asked you to name two gods and  a goddess the greek all roman names would be   fine um so uh what what have you got this  is quite easy if you don't mind me saying   okay rob what i'm guessing what  do you think goatee we said hades   and venus yeah it was quite easy it was really  good you got a fist pump like you're in prison   okay catherine ryan let me tell you smash this  out at such speed i'm beginning to think she   is an ancient greek it was unbelievable she's  been around a while she's certainly older than   you think but maybe not ancient groups and  rob and roshin you've written sugar babes   you get any points for that i can only apologize  okay all right so third question i asked you   for victorian slang okay so i asked you what  was a mutton shunter what do you think rob ot   i think we put shepard for that oh that's a good  idea it's a good answer i i i don't think is it a   right answer no well no because it's another  one i thought it was victory sheep shagger   that's another good answer basically  the same as a shepherd don't it really   would you keep that many there's a bunch of people  who admit to shagging sheep and i have a friend   who did a travel show and you speak to them and  they're very happily like who in the room is shag   sheep they put their hands up it's what they do  and like i'd go flamingo over sheep yeah there's   it's a sexist animal yeah flamingo flamingos are  sexy in there i don't wanna it's not like he's   not like on a tinder like criteria i just think  it'd be a bit unsteady on one foot i think you'd   lose purchase you know the you know the danger  they smell really good smell do they do i'll   give it a wash first we'll just take you a brief  break while we discuss what animal we would say we'll write back after these messages  have you asked our answer sorry what's   your answer we have no idea okay i'm  a name oh perineum you put yes okay   so victoria's lame words so a uh a mutton  shunter was a policeman because part of their job   was to move along prostitutes who were known  as muttons uh bag of mystery hot dog oh very   close i think i will give you a point oh  what really what did you get i put my pants as a as a bag of mystery just as a just  a humorous sort of take on it really   i'm almost tempted to give you a point for  that as well because the answer is sausages   yes and what will you find in my pants but  a sausage okay another sauce box is the   body part what was the uh ball sack the  foot mouth oh mouth is the right answer   okay mitchell primary school performed a  school play where they recovered the world cup   in 1966 which was stolen hell to ransom  what was the name of the dog that found it   now if this is correct i'll be delighted  but i've taken a swing at brian dogmeister   what did you put with this i think we put uh  bobby just because it's a cute name for a dog   and it's a very difficult question you're  not wrong it's a good name for a dog bobby   could we have a go go on then what did you  get pickles is the right answer thank you wow   okay you saw an american journalist edith  russell recalling a moment from history   what was she describing i'm going to go  over to rosheen and rob for their answer   what do you think the old lady was talking about  shouldn't he come dancing she was the first winner rob well it seemed obviously to be the the  titanic striking the iceberg my our fear in team   self mobus slash roboty is ot is um is that it's  too too easy and maybe it's something a bit more   fiendishly clever you're right but i'm right  that it's too easy and it's something more bigger   i don't know what it was halfway  towards doing that then it's a royalty   what did you think it was um we said we put  meteor smash a brackets aliens question mark   well i'm going to say no no no on both of those  i mean i've already said the answer it's it's the   fact that it was a bit of hopeful in your voice  there uh so the end of that first round the scores   are rob and ot have five phones and catherine  have five uh robin roshan very lucky to have two join us after the break trust me  the gang and i are gonna have a   whole lot of fun tonight we just have  to get through this bloody quiz first welcome back to the big fat twist of  everything this next round is all about music   in a world that's so full of anxiety violence  and misery i truly believe that music   is the one thing we can all use to drown out  the screams of people we don't care about   andrew lloyd webber is a hugely successful  composer famous for writing about flamboyant   fictional characters like phantom of the  opera mr mistoffelees and jesus christ   in previous centuries male opera singers  were castrated in order to be able to hit   the high notes i think we can all agree  that that's barbaric and no opera singer   should ever have to go through that again  except maybe the guy from the go compare act right time for some music questions first  up take a look at this colorful and vibrant   pepsi advert featuring beyonce it's based  on a famous opera can you tell me which one what did they pay beyonce to say pepsi is better  than coke there was a whole boom of pop stars   doing pepsi adverts and i loved them remember  britney beyonce pink mid-drifts everywhere   i loved it did you oh yeah i don't even think they  should call it pepsi i think it should be called   is pepsi all right no one's ever ordered a pepsi  over there you go can i get a coke and there goes   pepsi all right you go all right um i sometimes  feel i am the pepsi to rubbish ranganathan's coke next it's over to seoul icon billy  ocean hey jimmy i've got something to   listen i had a big hit back in 1985 with  when the growing get stuff stuff gets going   but i'm not the only tough musician out there  i'll tell you why back in 1981 legendary johnny   cash got into a fight with an unusual opponent  but can your team tell me who or what he thought   that's billy ocean i like him because his  name sounds like someone forgot aquaman's name   you know the guy is in the billy ocean you know  him you know him okay so he wants to know who   johnny cash got into a fight with back in 1981  okay question number three what extraordinary   2012 coachella performance led to audience  members saying things such as haunted me in my   sleep i think i might have cried and i thought  i was seeing things this is exactly our area   uh question number four in 1986 robert  palmer released the song addicted to love   can you tell me three symptoms he claims  are telltale signs of you being addicted to   love your lats on right okay well can you  do that a bit quieter you're not at home is that your own yes but  you have to write these down   this is three of the symptoms  are being addicted to love to ddd ddd that's what i do  when i hear a song better you know you're here to be on the team i'm  supporting rob supporting rob you're like a carer   a nice carer that's turned up to take care of rob  through the wilderness years she only came because   she thought she was with anton dubeck we all know  that and now she's she's making the best of it she   thought it was anton and she's putting on a few  i thought it was anton briefly you looked in the   mirror you thought come on that's what i dream  of right who had 20 minutes in front on dubeck he still hasn't done ronnie corbett i'm amazed as i said earlier it's a marathon not a streak all i need is the touch of the glasses i'm happy  okay finally in this round are the spice girls   1997 brits performance was memorable for  jerry halliwell's iconic union jack dress   now underneath your desks are some replica dresses  all i want you to do is draw what you think   was on the back of the dress is  it a dress if your badge is out   yeah i think it is i think it's like i  mean it's a t-shirty dress yeah i mean   she did have knickers on what do you think of this  the daily mail who doesn't love this country now   uh controversially nisha's joined ukip on our  show guys i just think we're better off out okay okay i've got some answers for you  you saw beyonce star in a stylish advert   for pepsi that was based on a famous opera but  which one what do you all get carmen we went   carmen you went carmen i think we went madame  butterfly i could tell you the answer was oh   it's the story of don jose who's sort of  a jealous lover and he gets together with   a gypsy girl and then she goes over  the ball fighter so he kills the girl   yeah he's human in it and he yeah it sounds classy  and then you read that and you go it's like corey   okay so point point no point madden butterfly i  thought i'm sorry you know i i didn't know i'll   press on my thing what was your thing dancing  oh yeah i knew i knew you from somewhere billy ocean asked you if you knew who johnny  cash got into a fight with in 1991 a boy named   sue a boy named susan great answer is it the right  answer it is not the right answer no i'm moving on   politely mission catherine very close we thought  maybe [ __ ] fighting what was their answer a   chicken oh robert otti what did you get we went  for a humorous answer we put johnny chip and pin   and it was over song choice we had no idea on  this one i'm afraid okay well i'll let him tell   you himself we had an ostrich but the ostrich met  me in the road one day when i was taking a walk   and he's eight feet tall and he threw his wings up  like this and hissed at me and i walked around him   but when i came back i had about an eight foot  pole with me in case he was still there and he was   and he started at me and i swung the pole which is  exactly what he wanted me to do he jumped straight   up he jumped straight up and came back down and  hit me right here and broke three an ribs wow   it was an ostrich called waldo i asked you what  2012 coachella performance led viewers to say   haunted me in my sleep i think i might have  cried and i thought we were seeing things   what did you put well we put a real answer and  a joke answer the joke answer was jimmy carr and marginally more lifelike  uh was the two-pack hologram   well the two-pack hologram is  absolutely right that's what   i'm just gonna i'm just gonna break it to rob  uh two packs dead okay take a look at what the   answer is that we put down take a look at the  handwriting jimmy whose handwriting is that two   packs it's not a grammar it's not ot's handwriting  jimmy looks like bobby's down with them after all   wow he's no idea what he's saying there if  you're in a gang and that's offensive i'm sorry   uh roshin uh rob did you get this  yeah we got two pack that way yeah   well you all go there right you have  a snoop dogg's performance alongside   a hologram of two-pack let's take a look at the  remarkably lifelike recreation of tupac in action he's pretty high most of the time he must have  gone this is weird i could have sworn that   guy was dead it'd be annoying if they did your  hologram like when you're having a bit of a fat   day wouldn't it you know by the end of christmas  fourth of january we're doing your hologram oh no   jimmy's already cut a deal to do a  hundred years of hologram touring   i asked you uh some of the  symptoms of being addicted to love   did you get them um probably easiest rob if you're  just singing it's the song well your mind is not   your own your teeth sweat your heart races teeth  your teeth sweat that's that's how i remember it   good ronnie court what would it sound like   ronnie corbett covered addicted to love  oh the lights are on but you're not home   your mind is not your i'm doing ronnie corbett  it's one of those songs ot you think you know   and then you you're sitting here humming it  and i i know you your heart i don't know your   mind is not your own your mind is not your  own you definitely get a you get a point for   that that's that's a correct one uh what else  did you have your teeth sweat no heart races   your teeth sweat is the most bizarre thing  you've ever written down you're not even rob's   teeth sweaters there's enough of them and i've  been to some well-locked places what did you get   over there rob russian well your mind's not your  own and then heartbeats lights on the lights are   on lights are on your heart beats in double time  is the lyric uh nish katherine what did you get   i didn't believe in any of these answers but nish  bullied me to write them down yes sweat obviously   lights on you're not home that's in reference to  losing your mind and then your heart beats so fast   it's racing we paraphrased yeah yeah yeah let's  just have a look lights are on yes please yes   if you think you know the answer i  will back you but don't give me [ __ ] i'll go to a [ __ ] war for you if you've just tuned in welcome to the big  [ __ ] quiz of everything prison edition   you get two points you get two points you get  two points therefore making the round pointless i wanted you to draw what was on the back  of jerry halliwell's union jack dress   please show me your pictures of dickson balls  i didn't do that i didn't do that actually   okay a niche nice let's go with yours  something quite serious leave means leave catherine i think i really know what it is it's  like a peace sign with the feminist symbol why   has no one else put them on and stood up apart  i think i think the word you're looking for is   dignity what have you got rosh i just thought it  reminded me of a menu a menu and a chill fall out rob what did you think i just  throw um same as the front   same as the front that normally with dresses  they're the same as the front aren't they   so very same as the front it's a it's a very  good guess i'm trying i'm here for points mate   what have you got i did the same  as katherine but my friend yeah   slightly upside down okay rob did you get this  mine is a little cruel and i and i regret it let's take a look yes it was the peace sign okay  no points points points okay now it's time for a   special bonus question as we head over to  the channel 4 newsroom where jon snow is   reporting on a classic song all you need to do  is write down the song oxfordshire police have   issued a restraining order against a man after  a woman appointed a stalker who kept calling her   special and wishing he was the same the man in  question is said to have compared the woman to an   angel but also told her on more than one occasion  that he couldn't look her in the eye and that her   skin made him cry when neighbors of the man were  questioned they said he was known to be a weirdo   who strived for the perfect body and always wanted  to have control when asked about his behavior   the woman went on to say that he kept repeating he  would do whatever makes her happy and wanted her   to notice him even when he wasn't around back to  you jimmy thank you john okay so did you get this   did you know what you were talking about rob i've  written creep radiohead okay and you've got ernest   by radiohead from the album pablo honey rob oti  we weren't sure but we know that this song is   often the answer on music-based questions  well let's go to jon snow for the answer   fun fact about jon snow he's never seen anyone  play the guitar let's check in on the scores so   currently uh behind rob moshim was seven rob and  ot have a nine nish and catherine in the lead with join us after the eleven for more of the show  that loves questions as long as those questions   aren't what's on the other side welcome back  to the big fat quiz of everything the next   round is all about film and television and  if there are any younger viewers watching   television was sort of like a  longer version of a tick tock video   the film flash dance has a great message for  our times just because you're following your   dreams of being a dancer it doesn't  mean you can't retrain as a welder the school-based drama grange hill was  set in a more innocent time and we never   missed an episode it didn't matter what was  happening sniffing glue from a carrier bag   finding porn mags in a hedge or  getting finger blasted behind some bins   when the time came you stopped what you  were doing rushed home and watched granger okay time for tv and film questions question  number one take a look at these iconic lead   characters can you tell me what they've all got  in common oh what have all those characters got   in common so it's ed norton in fight club marilyn  monroe in the seven year itch ryan gosling in   drive and john david washington in tennant what  have they all got in common absolutely no idea all right question number two  on film and tv back in 2007   the country was rocked by a blue  peter scandal when a kitten was named   socks despite viewers voting for another name  what was the actual winning name of that cat   it's now over to the karate kid  himself ralph macchio for the question   wow hi jimmy i'm back playing daniel larusso and  netflix's cobra kai season 3 which of course is a   sequel to the original karate kid films now it may  have been 36 years but i have never forgotten the   training that mr miyagi gave me in the first film  can your teams name three of the household chores   he instructed me to do in the original film i  mean what is going on with his curtains yeah   what's happened there question four uh the  song at the end of only fools and horses   is called hooky street uh could you name three  things you could buy down hooky street oh   i'm not from here okay leave this to me  yeah i'm not obliged to answer that question   you're not obliged to answer the question i am  not here it's an international hit aye no it's not okay question five last one on film and  tv i'm going to play you four memorable   audio clips of some excitable and emotional  oscar-winning actresses all you need to do is   tell me who they are and i can't deny the fact  that you like me right now you like me oh boy i love it up here oh my god okay you ready for answers i showed  you four famous leading characters   in major hollywood movies i asked you what  they all have in common what did you put we   think they're all unnamed characters by  unnamed main characters correct answers   100 right well done uh yeah i presume you  got this as well what's your vote rob rushing   well they all order weirdly enough for the curry  ass chicken madras sagalu and garlic knives   rob boaty i noticed you've uh well we've  established haven't we that these are all   characters without names so what better way to  convey that by giving you an answer without text brilliant ah [ __ ] so in fight  club ed norton is just known as   narrator and the seven-year-old marilyn  monroe is known as the girl in drive ryan   gosling is referred to as kid or the driver  and in 2020's tenant john david washington's   character is credited as the protagonist  presumably because the script is unfinished   i asked you if you knew uh what the blue peter  kitten should have been called when it was named   by the viewers what did you go with i would  have called him snowball or snowy but then   you haven't got that much snow in this country so  maybe it's not a go-to so it was a controversial   name because they couldn't use it on the kids  well that's why nish overruled me with what   um you went with ot so rob convinced me convinced you i family entered  i beloved family entertainment   i just believe in my partner so much and  i wrote it right is that the right answer   that is not the right answer uh rob and roshan i  think might have it catch him at cat face no no   and sue you wrote cert you wanted two  written down the actual answer is cookie   they vote they voted for cookie they're  gonna love the cat but they couldn't call   it cookie because some people pointed out  but that can also mean a lady's sunday face   okay the karate kid asked you to name three of  the household chores he was instructed to do   by mr miyagi as part of his training did you get  them we think it's waxing yep mopping and painting   definitely two out of the three there what did  you get nish wax on wax off brackets car cleaning   sweep the leg brackets floor and then we just  wrote folding clothes because we couldn't   remember what that karate move would equate  to uh what did you guys get dishwasher yep   load and unload cut the grass someone must have  been cutting it never got any longer did it   it was wash the car wax a car paint a fence sand  wood and paint his house okay so one two two i asked you to name three items that were listed  in the closing credits of only fours and horses   that you could buy on hooky street what'd you get  rasheed was eating crisps i wrote crisps out of   just panic david bowie lps and i said sandals and  rush said sandals you get one for that david bowie   pieces there what did you guys get tvs magazines  david bowie l piece is that the line oh uh you got   two then oh tv's deep freeze tv's deep freeze  would you got rob boateng this is just sheer   guesswork a washing bowl i thought you might find  that on the market tea towels t-shirts buckets   and screwdrivers that's what you get at markets  have a listen and see if any of them are in there   we've got some off price cracked  ice and miles and miles of i mean it does have wasp names  in there which covers all of that   okay one point two points no points oh  no my family are gonna be ashamed of   me for not getting all those no that feels  like that should be played at your wedding i played you some oscars acceptance speeches  there's four of them you gotta name the four   actresses does anyone get all four roche's all  over this sally field okay so the first one you   went sally field did anyone else go sally field  yeah sally fields all right so what do you get   for the second one halle berry no not the second  one but you do get point for it because it's the   fourth one i've only thought there was three how  can you only think there was three well some of   them seemed to be just leading into the elects  then yes that's how things sequentially are done   okay so you've got sally field halle berry and  who else gwyneth paltrow okay so you got two out   of the four uh you've got niche you've got sally  field anne hathaway gwyneth paltrow and goldie   horn oh you got one out of the fight and you know  what we learned these women really need to pull   themselves together well i'm glad you've said it  uh rob otty do you get this so we said steinfield   meryl streep had a barrier in gwyneth paltrow  you got three out of the four let's take a look   and i can't deny the fact that you  like me right now you like me oh boy i love it up here i told you oh my god julia  roberts i said to rosheen julie roberts   she said nah cause she ain't [ __ ]  one of those guys i'm not young chris you could have just put it as default  okay so you had a gushing sally field   an overwhelmed meryl streep and then it was  the infectious laughter of julia roberts   and they're very emotional halle berry time  now for a special bonus round please welcome   one of hollywood's go-to guys for movie  trailers it's the one and only red pepper how are you doing very well indeed can i just  remind everyone this is red's genuine voice wow so   you've voiced over pretty much every movie  ever right well not every movie ever but plenty   yeah i've had my fair share it's like  somebody designed the opposite of my voice what can we do a quick  voice-over competition because   rob ryden our very own rob bryan  and you've done a lot of voiceovers   in your time right yeah hello i can't  imagine you do a lot of the same work in our competition though they've both got  to do the terms and conditions the terms   and conditions are where the game is played  with voiceover right so we're going to do   like the fastest read of this in the deepest  voice known to man go zero representative apr   for a limited time only subject to eligibility  prices may change 18's and over cannot be used   in conjunction with any other offer see online for  full terms and conditions always read the label i think i've got my first  terms and conditions boner   robron we would like to hear your rendition okay  this this won't be as sexy not sent representative   apr for a limited time only subject to eligibility  prices may change 18's and over cannot be used in   conjunction with any other officer online before  terms and conditions always read the label you did that four seconds quicker  yeah yeah yeah i mean this is the   autocue could hardly keep up can you  imagine if there was some kind of hybrid   of me and red do you imagine what that could  achieve oh hell yeah a tiny little sexy man   in a box yeah well let's let's get to the question  right so the question is we've got we've got the   taglines from four famous movies you have to  write down what is the movie okay let's give   you the question okay so first tagline the longer  you wait the harder it gets let's have that one   more time the longer you wait the harder it gets  so you've got to write down your answers for that   tagline for a film yeah tagline for a film huge  film okay so next one number two he may be dead   but he's the life of the party jimmy  carter movie how dare you however dare you   okay let's have that one again he may be dead  but he's the life of the party i want that to   be the voice in my head yeah here's the third one  his story will touch you even though he can't oh   let's have that one again his story will touch  you even though he can't okay and the last one   let's go red pepper does for sex drugs and rock  and roll what the sound of music did for hills okay let's see if you got the film so what was the  first tagline oh the first tag line the longer you   wait the harder it gets it was for the 40 year old  virgin ah okay so what did we get you got the 40   year old version yeah you wrote yes um what roshin  what did you go for the longer you wait the harder   it gets constipation the movie i mean you're  not wrong but what a [ __ ] when you have it   it's the big fat quiz of everything everyone  constipation chick okay what what did you think   that might be uh ot thought it was jurassic park  i named every big movie and you just shut me down   well in fairness you were wrong on  everything so well to be fair you   they do wait 65 million years to come  back to life it's not the craziest guess   okay the longer you wait the harder it gets was  the 40 year old virgin uh what was the next one   he may be dead but he's the life of the party  weekend at bernice you've got weekend at bernie's   on the top right there yeah yeah number two what  did you think we asked you about dead fred i'm i'm   getting half any i'd say he's the last soul of  the party but i went right in the tagline what   was the third one oh third one was his story will  touch you even though he can't edward scissorhands   his story will touch you even though he can't  it's edward scissorhand yeah what did you get   for that hollow man hello man good guess thanks  red wrong i thought it was gonna be ghost okay   number four just give me the tagline not the  name of the film does for sex drugs and rock   and roll what the sound of music did for hills  and you thought that was watership wash it down   did you get watershed down have you  watched it yes yeah well then you'd know don't start criticizing if you're  not watching it jimmy okay uh nish   spinal tap spinal tap uh is the this is spinal tap let's see what's that done to the scores  uh i could tell you that rob and roshin   are lucky to have 11. robert ottie have 15  and nick and catherine have 20. that's it coming soon to a tv screen near you part four  of the big fat quiz of everything with ot and   rob beauty and the beast nish and catherine  the usual suspects and rob and rasheem dumb   and dumber part four coming soon everyone  thanks so much for coming in man that's great   welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything  our next round is all about science and technology   puffing billy is the name of the world's oldest  surviving locomotive it traveled at five miles per   hour and is still being used today by southern  rail the first contraceptive pill was made by   synthesizing hormones from yams because of course  you can't get a yam pregnant and i should know it wasn't until a year after we landed on the moon  that american bernard sardo patented the first   wheeled suitcase and it's revolutionized the way  saudi arabian agents remove the dismembered bodies   of dissident journalists from embassies in turkey  okay are you ready for some more questions it's   uh it's science and technology question number  one uh take a look at this clip from tomorrow's   world in 1969 all i want to know is what  are they talking about da da da da da da da which is quite enough of debt they were talking  about something to come forget the tomorrow's   world thing what were they talking about there  uh next it's over to the sky tonight presenter   dr maggie everyone hi jimmy dr maggie here now i  co-host a program called the sky at night because   i have a lifelong passion with science and the  technology that lets us explore the universe   but it's an invention close to home  that i want to ask your teams about   in 1826 a chemist called john walker created a  revolutionary new product that we still use today   he called them friction lights but can the teams  tell me what they're known as now so what was   invented in 1826 by john walker and they're  called friction lights yeah twin e twin e   i'm not and then rasheen said  the answer i was gonna say to her   that is mental have you written  it down though no all right uh question number three in this round  uh back in the early 1970s this diagram   garnered worldwide attention it was called  the pioneer plaque what i want to know is   who was it for looks like the  treatment for naked attraction films in this very studio i would add are they  going to do a celeb version huh that'd be great   wouldn't it i'd do it i would love to be on  celebrity contraction that's what i'm waiting for   my best features are hidden what is what is your  best feature in your opinion i have a textbook   vagina and it's stunning and i gotta get it out  like in the next 18 months i don't know where   it's gonna hit a wall one day four take a look at  this clip from an episode of dispatches all i want   to know is what are these people talking about  i was so amazed and i was so excited with it we   just received it then whatever your interests are  there's something on here for everybody i love it   i love it personally definitely on a night time we  first opened the box up like pandora's box to me   okay so what are anton  deck's parents talking about what year was it i was the year  2000 but it was the northeast   ah well you [ __ ] us things we thought  was older than that no i don't know   that that could that could still be whatever  you're thinking it could still be the middle face   yeah and finally in this round it's a science  say what you see so all you've got to do is   say what you see don't say it out loud just  say what you see here it is what's that fence that's the beginning that's the first  bit but i don't know what the rest is oh the tension in here oh yeah yeah yeah  yeah yeah i got it i got it okay all right   so answers everyone i showed you a clip from  tomorrow's world in 1969 i just wanted to know   what were they reporting on did you get it we  put morse code and then i wrote niches cool   because i felt like it and i agree so you got one  right for us it was a toss-up between morse code   and binary code what's what have you got there  you've got morse code about a new mns opening   let's not get into the specifics  but morse code you all get a point   yes dr maggie from the sky tonight asked you what  friction lights were did you know matches matches   uh we don't know and then candles street lamp  matches of course 1826 do you think candles might   have been invented i put we don't know when ot  with pride got the better of her she wanted to put   something down she wrote anything anything matches  matches points points no points okay i showed you   a diagram from the early 70s who was it for niche  catherine you've gone with students students you   thought those were students yeah yeah just to have  to like wave at each other when you're both nude   that bloke's barely looks like a  crocodile of his tongue hanging out uh who did you think it was from well again  we started with we don't know and then it   struck me is that the thing that  they show if aliens visit us   is that the thing to explain civilization to  aliens that's the right answer we sent it into   space for aliens so that they could identify  so that's it's us on the right it's us just to   tell us what we look like and then on the left  is a close-up of the anus we want them to probe   rob roshen did you get this yeah roast  took the lead on this one what'd you say   dodgy ian and the boner boys i would argue  is we don't know what the aliens are called okay so uh aliens you get a point there rob i  showed you a clip from an episode of dispatches   from the year 2000 i asked you what they were  talking about what do you think this was a big   swing from me i thought it might be free view  like free view the free view box for your telly   what did you think we went for everything we were  computer i thought it was cfax but that wouldn't   be 2 000. that was way back in the 80s wasn't  it i mean it feels like you're very very close   with computer laptop what have you got internet  correct answer what in 2000 okay i finally i asked   you to say what you saw did you get this ladies  and gentlemen catherine ryan absolutely well i   think a lot of us got stuck on pub but that's an  in jimmy yes it is dyson invent bagless hoover and roshane smashed it for our team as well  which has been nothing for gender stereotypes at   all okay so daisun invents bagles who nice i  think point point i think half a point because   you got most of it dyson bagley's if you get  alphabet thank you oh thank you very much can   we get half a point for computer laptop i  format so that makes a full point and then yes you can okay time for a bonus round now  this is the part of the show where   i introduce a mystery guest all you  need to do is tell me who they are   but you can only ask them yes or no  questions please welcome our mystery guest okay so we can only ask yes or no  questions did you win something   no did you go viral yes are you on television  you found me to been on television yes   are you the child that crawled into  the background in that interview you've had growth hormones and you've really  shot up yeah that was that was 2017 that   happened never know did you tweet something no  instagram no was it when you was little yes were   you a baby when it happened yes it was filmed  the thing she's famous for you've got the tv   you've got the baby 1997 is the year went viral  was it about somebody biting someone's finger yeah yeah is it that famously two boys wait are  you the guy well you've got to write it down if   you think you know the answer just write it down  i know thy face oh my giddy lord you've got it   press done press done now lean over it so they  can't see you no one else has written anything   you two have to guess write down your answers  jimmy move it on let's move again okay let's have   a quick look at the answers that uh that you've  got answer and i think it's correct okay rob and   roshin what have you got whatever robin oate you  put i don't i don't think you can say that's wrong   okay um uh what have you got nish and  catherine teletubby sunshine baby yes was the one who got it right she was the one who  knew so the face of the sun and the telly type   okay can you please tell us who you are and what   you're famous for my name's jessica  and i was the baby in teletubbies let's take a look at you in action ah you do look good i mean she's the same person  but she's not had a ton of work done oh yeah did your parents sent you in and had you laugh  for an audition it was um my mom would take   took me into uh the hospital to be weighed and  it's the same day the producers have been in   and forwarded names for um like smiley  so they took you into the hospital the   way you and then you've got the part  so it's like it's like isn't that awful they're going oh she's okay she's eight pounds okay let's see what that's done  to the scores uh i can tell you   in last place without even looking  uh rob and rosheen have 15. only   slightly ahead rob and ot have 19 in  the lead nish and catherine with 24. well that's the end of part four time  for teletubbies to say bye-bye see ya   welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything  this next round is all about sports and games   snakes and ladders is an ancient indian board  game that still played around the world today   by children who can't afford an  xbox the origins of sumo wrestling   date back two thousand years to when  the first greg's was opened in japan   dungeons and dragons hit the shelves in  1974. so you like about the people who play   dungeons and dragons seriously say  what you like what those nerds gonna do okay time for some sports and games questions take  a look at these people being interviewed on nbc   news about a famous sporting event all i want to  know is what sporting a moment are they talking   about a historical event she was great she wasn't  that great yes she was no she was a good one   yeah but she was he was giving  it to her he did not yes he did   55 year old man he was doing pretty good did you  see him jump over the net at the end of the game   why didn't he do it during the game okay it's not  those people well robbie what about the quizzes   how to confer when it's impossible to confirm  it's not a dream scenario don't believe me stay with me give me some answers please here's three faces from the world of sport  okay swimmer ian thorpe cricketer phil   toughnell and footballer stuart pierce all  i want you to do is give me their nicknames   so i need nicknames for those three sian  thorpe phil toughnell and stuart pierce   toughers does not count for phil toughnell  question number three take a look at this fun   clip of an enthusiastic katy perry re-recording  one of her hits in a bizarre language   for a hugely popular game all i want to  know is what game but it's a froby nope   with passion but it's a fruit being nope  rimpy fur purple dax wara ufo moon rex rambi why can't we just have a sports round what are you  [ __ ] about with that because it is a game it's   a game and it's the big fat quiz of everything  sports and games robert listen to the round name   uh next we go over to the queen of all things  competitive claire balding whoa whoa hi jimmy   this is eric and he wanted to help me ask this  question i've covered some tense sporting moments   in my time but nothing made me as on edge as  playing the children's game buckaroo and here is   my question for your teams can you name any three  of the items that you had to balance precariously   on rue's back i don't know what to start does she  play the guitar why she got pebbles why is there a   cat involved i don't know why there are pebbles in  a bowl i think she was going for a spa hotel look   where else you're going to kick your pebbles  pebbles you've got to pull your pebbles up   it's like there's loose pebbles  everywhere yeah hold your pebbles jimmy   i cannot tell you how much money i would  pay to watch a version of the married   condo show in england presented  by rochester i'm telling people lastly for this one come on boy give it to me okay  lastly some questions i'm gonna give you come on okay i'm going to read you some  sporting terminology three sports   sports you got it he's loose pebbled  it stick in a bowl and go again   oh okay oh my god jimmy's grasping he's a real boy   okay lastly for this round i'm going  to give you some sporting terminology   a point for each sport you  identify there are three okay so   uh what would you be playing if you had a tight  head a spear tackle and a hooker oh oh yeah what would you be playing if you were  facing a flipper a dibbly dobbler   and a full toss what sport would you be  taking part in if you had a long snapper   a nickel back and a tight end what have you got  for the second one okay you ready for some answers   yeah mate okay here we go i asked you what those  uh people were being interviewed about what did   you put tennis people male voo female when billie  jean king played tennis versus yeah a little more   specific and say bobby riggs against billie  jean king uh that is the exact right answer   rob brighton you'll notice from heroni is all  business okay so uh i asked you if you knew   the nicknames of these sportsmen did did you  know them [ __ ] did i yeah do you want them   yes for pedo tougher than psycho uh thorpedo  the cat and psycho oh he's tough as mate yeah   it's not his nickname maybe he calls himself  toughest but everybody else calls him the cat   did you get this you got this four-point snitch  and catherine all right i showed you a clip of   katy perry entertainingly re-recording one of her  hits for a popular game what was the game furbies   the game furbies yes what's the game i don't know  well the game is you get one it's the right laugh   they say you can feed them they make noises  that's the game with furbys in it yeah that's   the game it changes what you wanna do with them  personally i'll get loads and stick them in a bowl that's up to you how you play with them  okay niche catherine what'd you get   we thought it was fruit ninja because i  heard her say passion and it seems like   a game she would endorse okay rob ozy we put  pokemon pokemon well the answer was the sims   it was in simlish uh claire balding um so if  you noticed she had a lot of pebbles in a bowl   where else you're going to keep  them so what would you have had   on the back of a buckaroo horse um we went for  horseshoe saddle and that horse neck scarf thing   you know the thing they put over an oaks when  they're going to pull a carriage horseshoe and   saddle you get you get two points okay what did  you get catherine we put cowboy hat rope and   saddle three points yeah yeah uh ot bucket spade  rope head i don't know what that last one pickaxe finally i asked you to identify three sports by  their terminology uh so tight end spear tackle   and hooker you'll get this right okay easy one  what'd you put right fishing fishing yeah why   is there a hooker in fishing i guess i mean they  look like they're normally duvour seas aren't they all right um rugby rugby fishing no okay second  one was if you were facing a flipper a dibbly   dobbler and a full toss charades you thought nish  cricket qriket cricket really paying out for you   weird cricket which was ot not me okay so rugby  qriket and if you were facing a long snap or a   nick nicole back in a tie end american football  is the right answer yeah nish catherine our   north american connection paying off so you get  three rob roshin what did you put a scooter man we're big we're big nfl fans and scooching man  is the original basically scoochman invented the   rules of the game so we thought we might get  an extra point by giving you the name of the   guy that invented the rules through nfl scooching  man gavin scooter man as well it's like the detail   of the line are you gonna give us a point no the  game is [ __ ] this game is [ __ ] okay all right   it's now time for a special bonus round i'm  going to show you three iconic print adverts   that have all been subtly improved all you  need to do is tell me what the advert is for   okay here's the first one so that's me pre-hair  transplant and diet oh my god it's jimmy   what i don't know okay so what adverts let's you  just gotta write down the product write down the   product what was that advert for um i think it's a  photo boost it's not an advert for photo booths no   all right next one okay so what is that in  over four yes yes yes yes yes yes yes um   go on what's that okay and the third one   that is not for something yeah yeah  don't worry nish nishi's on this that's we all know what that is okay uh let's have  a look and see what you got so the first one   what did you all put well we we did two friends  advert for friends it's not friends how do you   think it's an advert for friends that's what we've  written no that's what roshi wrote i put iron brew   we thought it was an advert for a dating app  yeah and i think friends no one's trying to   have sex looking at that but they might be  looking for someone to have a coffee with   a little bit of sense over here uh robert  noti what do you think it's an airport   well rob yeah hamlet cigars and i agreed uh  let's have a look that is the right answer   that's an advert for hamlet cigars from uh 1986.  okay next one what was it for oxo cube yeah yeah   what did you guys put also okay let's have a look   exactly right look at that look how ugly that  baby is that's an awful baby okay all right   next one uh you all got this right wonder bra  yes it was me as eva took over advertising the   wonder bra in 1994 you got this niche yeah  you got this the wonderbra oh yeah oh yeah   let's take a look and see what's down to the  scores i can tell you in last place with 22   points robin roshen yep in second place rob and ot  with 33 just in the lead nation catherine with 36. join us after the break when anything  could happen but spoiler alert   it will probably be just loads more questions welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything  the next round is all about culture and fashion   so viewers in middlesbrough you might want to  go and make yourself a cup of tea or something   the eiffel tower was erected in 1889 to distract  tourists whilst having their pockets picked   for centuries high heels were an essential  accessory for men needed for horse riding   to secure their stance in their stirrups at  least that's what they told their wives when   they were caught playing dress-up one of  gianni versace's most famous creations was   a black dress held together with safety  pins worn by elizabeth hurley in 1994.   it was great for both of them it made her  famous and he didn't have to do any sewing   okay some questions about culture and fashion  okay question number one what pop culture   creation is this impressively mustachioed  bloke talking about way back in 1927 and so   it is that this monstrous growth has come out i  don't want it really a comparatively small seed   but the curious thing is how many people that are  in the world who are perfectly convinced that he   is a living human being i get letters addressed  to him i get letters asking for his autograph   get let us address to his rather stupid friend  who the hell is he talking about human being with   a stupid friend yeah you've definitely heard of  him we've gone for something we're really we're   feeling good we feel the comebacks on the comeback  is on yeah okay why did this outfit make headlines   like the dress mess a frock and a hard place  and it may have been spinach dip back in 1998   oh god why did it make yeah why did it make  headlines like the dress mess a frock and a hard   place it may have been spinach dip question three  next up it's over to uh musician and comedian   tim minchin hello everybody hello jimmy on my new  album apart together there are a few songs where i   reflect on the experience of living in the united  states of america what i want to know from the   teams is which american attraction was originally  known as rebel railroad before being renamed   gold rush junction and then further renamed  silver dollar city before being rebranded   to its current name tennessee you write it i don't  know i can't understand what you're saying so you   have to write it i can't understand what you're  saying so just write it we we are miming yeah   i'm doing some great mind look i'm pretending that  there's a wall here oh my god it nearly fell over   i can't believe i nearly killed catherine ryan  you'd be all right most of that we get a refund on   i'm made of mostly though i think it  would just merge in like in the terminator   okay question number four pop art legend andy  warhol once said i used to drink it for 20 years   i guess the same thing over and over again what  was he talking about peepee what sorry bp baby   it's all right that dad is okay so i used to drink  it for 20 years i guess the same thing over and   over again what was he talking about uh okay uh  lastly for this round i'm going to show you three   celebrity self-portraits all i need is for you to  tell me who drew them okay here's the first one is the second terrifying and the third i would  say impossible what what celebrity self-portraits   name the artists this middle person is  a dangerous character and has done wrong   yeah are you not getting the middle one no  the middle one is just i mean it's it's a   photo i mean it's so but if that's your  self-portrait there's darkness in that   okay you're ready for some big fat answers okay  here we go culture and fashion so i showed you   a clip of a man with an incredible mustache  talking about a fictional character that he   had invented who was he talking about sherlock  holmes oh uh what did you think well if it's   sherlock holmes written and dennis the menace is  rather embarrassing because i thought dennis the   menace the beano scotland jay thompson he's  scottish and that was sir arthur conan doyle and the answer was yeah sherlock  holmes shall i come not tennis the men   you can see who reads what books i asked you why this dress made headlines in 1998  what did you get monica lewinsky monica lewinsky   monica lewinsky that is the correct answer  it's more of a coat though isn't it really   that photo oh i thought it would be much more  of a dress it's not like a blowjoby dress it's   not like a blue jobby dress what is a blowjoby  dress one that doesn't like it a mac i think   a mac is ideal for that no it doesn't it's not  the dress is it catherine no the dress was blue   yeah so did she give blow jobs in a series of  outfits that is a black and white photograph   well that is the dress i don't know so i'm not  really that bothered about the dress that um   for a [ __ ] what somebody showed up in  a clown suit you'll be all right with it if you knew it was formally known as rebel  railroad gold rush junction and silver dollar   city what do you think it was i said las vegas  and then rob said thunder mountain well neither of   them right no so okay we took a swing at the grand  canyon you think the grand the what used to be   called rebel railroad jimmy i said we took a swing  i didn't say it was a correct swing we're going   to miss creepy eyes whoa people in perspective  screens james wow that's a stare terrifying okay   what what did you put rob ot said we said donald  trump theme park dollywood yeah correct answer yes what was andy warhol talking about when he said  i used to drink it every day for 20 years i   guess the same thing over and over again baby  why are you saying it's such a crazy because   that's how he would have said it okay look at  him he never once said i need to go for a week what did you think we thought maybe it was  coke coca-cola because then his paintings   oh okay well i mean you were so close there was  tomato soup what kind of what kind of soup rolls   soup campbell's the correct answer fifth  question in this round i showed you three   celebrity self-portraits i asked you  to identify them did you get them   yes yes yeah okay yeah yeah we did so  let's just move on what happened so you then hugh jackman yeah and then wow  richard hammon yeah because of the car   and if you're gonna do a self-portrait if i was  richard hammond i wouldn't draw richard happened   because it's richard hammond i'll draw that  that's better looking he's a good-looking man   i know but this guy i would bang this guy you've  got one out of the three there oh what did we get   you got adele adele was right okay what what  did you go for jimmy carr times two we thought   they were two different portraits of you that  you had done okay and for the correct answer   let's go over to ot ot what have you got adele  this charmingly quirky one was adele david bowie no you sort of strikingly colorful  piers brosnan how did you get that   well done really good i mean unbelievable i don't  know how you put that together that made me feel   better about christine's brothers and he's  bombed and he's very i mean he's very alpha   male but he cannot [ __ ] draw can he look  at that i've seen better mustaches on niche time for a quick bonus round we asked one of  britain's most distinguished actors charles dance   to read a selection of book reviews that were  posted online by internet users all you need to   do is work out what book he's talking about here  is the first one just write down the first one   just because it was written youngs ago by a  depressed girl living on the yorkshire moors does   not mean that it is good what makes a classic book  the quality of the writing or the passage of time   i would rather slowly poke my eyes out  with my kindle then read this again   one star okay what book is he talking about  write it down we'll go straight to the answer   uh ot rob what have you got wuthering heights  you go mothering heights and you went for   wuthering heights okay and  you went with watering heights   okay and i can tell you the  answer is jane eyre correct oh interesting tactics there roche   write down the wrong one and then get the  right one out loud i've never seen that one   before but seems like a strange way to play we  get a point for that you don't get a point i'll   okay so uh here we go next one if you're a teenage  girl or boy or a grown woman or gay man if you   are capable of reading and like men you will  find someone to fall in love with in this book   not the best writing ever but then who am i to  judge this is very teenage i'm 24 and obsessed but   then my maturity is questionable it is a beautiful  teenage love story it's not a horror do not expect   thrills of the thriller kind only of the omg he's  so romantic kind there are lots of those they are   awesome i'm thrilled five stars the girl writing  that review doesn't have a lot of self-confidence   does she she's like well what do i know i'm  24. i liked it poorly written but i'm trash   okay all right let's have a look what  do you all get for this wow twilight   twilight twilight correct points all round and final one of these charles dance  now there were no dicks in this book   one star i wrote that one is that the whole thing i know i know what it is  yeah i know what it is okay let's have a look you   went with moby dick moby dick moby dick okay and  you went with moby dick correct point all round okay so at the end of that round  the scores are in last place   uh with 27 points rob beckett  and roshin connerty yes okay inappropriate response  no we're having a great time   we've won morally i can tell you it is  uh between niche catherine uh robert otti   you both got 41. it's all for playful to go to the  final fight join us after the break we will find   out if i'll read anything that's put on autocube  because let's face it i'm a total idiot wait what welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything our  last round is potluck like a service station pasty   it's got a little bit of everything in it the  phrase peeping tom means voya comes from a tom   who spied on lady godiva as she rode naked  through coventry to be fair to tom though   she sounds like something of an exhibitionist  and there's never been a lot to do in coventry victorians didn't smile in photographs and who  can blame them they had a life expectancy of 22   they slept 12 to a bed in slums and their hobbies  were infant mortality gangrene and racism what   did they have to smile about okay time for our  last set of questions uh take a look at this   1997 channel 4 documentary all i want to know is  what has this man been told he has a recording of it is very bizarre indeed yes it is uh next up uh and it's a question from  roman kemp hello jimmy uh i hope you're all having   a wonderful evening um now listen my time in the  jungle and i'm a celebrity get me out of here   it was pretty tough not only did i have to eat a  bull's penis foreskin included i also encountered   all different types of bugs and creepy crawlies  but this time around it's another type of animal   that i want to ask your teams about can they tell  me by what collective name the three horned face   the double beam the tyrant lizard king and the  speedy thief are better known can you see them   again okay so the speedy thief i would have got  tyrant lizard king yeah think about a tyrant   lizard king yeah be another name for a tyrant  lizzie king double beam three horned face what's   got three horns on its face is any one thing right  now not a [ __ ] rhino famously not a rhino from   the 80s until 2012 if you had a tv in the uk  you would have been familiar with this music all i want to know is what would you have  been looking at if you were listening to this   excellent tune oh wow suddenly suddenly when that  music's on nish your mustache makes sense take a look at this excerpt from a  book of household tips released in 1856   what item are they recommending  as a cure for hair loss   something rob frequently on the part requiring  it the stimulating powers of this something are   of service in restoring the tone of the  skin and assisting the capillary vessels   in sending forth new hair and finally take a look  at this clip from point of view in 1995 all i want   you to tell me is who are these bingo fans talking  about i think i can do what she's doing come out   of her steam or whatever it is they had i think if  she says someone wearing a yellow jumper i think   oh we shot a yellow jumper on that's how it goes  you know well the thing she says it's gonna be   a bus driver gonna win it somebody capricorn she  always is stupid after the time none of them win   that actually made me feel nostalgic that was  like my childhood yeah in five seconds seeing   people smoking doors is the most insane  thing it's wild behaviour it is crazy   okay is everyone finished let's have the final  set of answers yes okay i asked you if you knew   what was uh supposed to be in the recording you  heard we think it's bigfoot what did you go for   all or paul on a teeny i thought he had it had a  little bit of an air of paulo scatting on a song   very good point one made uh what did you  go for we thought it was a demon ghost   inhabits his sleeping thought and think james well  bigfoot is the right answer points no points i   mean you're very close here this is you better be  taking this seriously ot our nearest rivals have   suddenly decided to go for humorous honor okay  roman kemp asked you what a three-horned face a   double beam and a turret listen king and a speedy  thief are better known as whatever you're in   dragon you need a type of dragon you think type of  dragon dragons and you said dinosaurs right answer the three horned face is a triceratops  a double bean is a diplodocus a tyrant   lizard king is of course a t-rex and a speedy  thief is a velociraptor oh yeah they are speedy   okay uh did you remember  where this music came from   i like it rob rogine yeah  when the telly stopped music   technically that is the right answer yes  we'll have it thanks jimmy yeah thank you   cheers thank you very much nish what you got  niche the weather no during the weather they   just told you what the weather was you didn't  have a weather channel no we did not have a   weather channel what do we have rob ot cfax you're  right that is the c-pack music let's hear it again love it when the telly stop music  totally is over i remember the   telly used to be over there used to  be a time when telly was over and you   felt judged when if you were still up there  like we're going to bed so maybe you should   things are going very well you know what  i feel like saying i'd be like saying   would rob bryden and his partner oti mabusi  please take to the floor for their showdowns   wow a little glimpse into two years in the future  a little glimpse into 20 22 and vote it out first   i hope you had a great time i've just loved  being part of it i mean it's been so much fun oh just been so kind of patient with me thank you   i showed you an excerpt from an 1856 book  on household tips i asked you what they were   recommending as a cure for baldness what did you  put roshi and connor baby you've got so creepy   what did you go for semen brackets jizz bracket  spunk brackets knob juice and you went for rob   briden and ot this is oti mabusi said onion i had  no idea i read it somewhere okay removed by ill   health or age onion rub frequently onto the part  requiring it we are that close to winning i mean i   i don't know much about what would make your hair  grow back but uh eight grand on a trip to turkey back on the plane of all the other  lads with their bucket hats on correct sir finally i asked you what the  ladies uh playing bingo we're talking   about who are they talking about what did  you get rob russian a mystic meg uh what   did you get rob ot i got this one mystic meg  mystic meg and uh nish and catherine you've   come dressed as her yes i also got mystic  mystic meg okay uh well let's have a look now it's time for our final big fat  question please welcome the london umpa band i mean i'm a huge umpire fan so i'm i'm obviously  i'm all across this so what these boys are   going to do for the big fat question is they're  going to play you four tracks uh all the tracks   were the longest number one in their  respective decades so for the 70s   80s 90s and 2000s they're going to play you the  song you get a point for each and if you get them   all right you get a bonus six points do we travel  treble the bonus for us no you can double it you   can double it which means you could still do it  okay so we're going to have some umpire music um   the you've got beers under your desks perfect  okay so take it away from the 70s let's go plus i need the artist and the  song for the book the artist   as well okay and from the  eighties please take it away all i would say i learned from that was was  a the longest number one in the 80s but also   the guy on the trombone seems much  more musical than the other two   i mean i'm just i'm just saying he's  killing it over there uh oh you all got it   yeah i need the artist i need a song  and from the 90s take it away umphar i take it all back you fell  on the trumpet nailed it there   oh well done we've gotta hope for a big  finish yes i don't know by whom though i   know who i know okay so 70s 80s 90s you've had  so far so from the naughties gentlemen take it away foreign that was really beautiful well done guy finally  uh rob rosheen what would you get the first one   you're the one that i want olivia newton john oh  just olivia newton john you say and john travolta   well you haven't written grace well rob you got you're the one i  want yeah yeah olivia newton-john   and john travolta what did you get uh you're  the one that i want travolta and newton   okay what would you get as a second song we  didn't get it we got i put blue monday by new   order because i just panicked and i'm lucky okay  uh rob oatey love is all around by wet wet wet   is it not that though no it's two tribes oh  tribes is it no by uh frankie goes to hollywood   so we so we actually got that one right okay the  third one from the 90s did you all get it yeah   yes brian adams everything i do brackets i do  it for you brian adams i know you're canadian   fine okay uh and the the last one for a  beautiful rendition rob ottie umbrella by   jay-z and rihanna yes jay-z and rihanna is that is  the correct answer let's see how many others get   umbrella rihanna i believe how would you want  the [ __ ] guitar supplier's name as well   okay all right you you get the rihanna  umbrella you get the point jesus christ   okay so that means the final scores are rob  roshin you've got a very respectable 39 points   uh catherine this just ahead with 45. oh  please but the the winners and i think i think more sweet no no bettencourt is rihanna's guitar   okay for the winners of the big fat quiz  of everything rob ryan the noted mabusie i mean look at that boy well that's it  a big thank you to our brilliant panel   all our special guests thank you  very much for watching i'll be   jimmy carter this will be the big fat quiz  of everything good night play us out boys oh you

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Published: Thu Jan 07 2021