The Big Fat Quiz Of Everything (2016) | FULL EPISODE

[Music] [Music] thank you [Music] good evening hello and welcome to the Big Bang quiz of everything this is a quiz about everything literally everything although mainly easy stuff that's not too depressing you can play along at home or you can pretend you're in an episode of gogglebox by getting hammered and slagging us off whatever works for you remember if you want to play the quiz with friends whilst you watch at home you'll need pen and paper and if you want to play with yourself while watching at home you'll need this laughs okay let's meet our teams uh one dresses like a massive nerd the other dress is like a massive bird it's Richard ayawada in no Fielding foreign [Applause] famous for making silly online videos and a broadcaster obsessed with comic books it's the totally grown-up and mature Adam Buxton and Jonathan Ross [Applause] and finally a match made in heaven presumably by a drunk angel on work experience Richard what what have you brought flask got flask what's what's in the flask it's mainly uh tea it is it's a mixture of tea and um tears petition this evening and ourselves we could turn in on ourselves it's happened before like Ronnie O'Sullivan the only person who can beat Ronnie O'Sullivan Israel yeah I went to see Ronnie O'Sullivan wanted to play uh in the final the snooker and half time you went fancy gonna get a boner I mean who has a Luna and then still wins it's pretty remarkable you got a team name um the bonus New York to take we should have like a pun name you know like Natural Born quizzes something like that I'm sticking with bonus es yeah The Sultans of Brunei it's a great team mate yeah yeah The Sultans have been nice thank you guys Adam Johnson you're both you're both gonna knows who's the biggest nerd why don't do you do you define yourself as a nerd no I Define myself as a kind of cool guy I think you're the coolest guy I've met yeah I mean I look like a cool guy I act and sound like I think like a cool guy so I don't know the whole nerd thing is very uh patronizing just because I'm involved with the internet yeah you know the internet is now no longer just the uh Preserve of nerds Jimmy that's the kind of thing a nerd would say though do you have a team name well we've thought about this we actually thought about this evening you won't beat Sultans of Brunei we're both fathers we're both fathers sure and we are in touch with the young people via our children so we're going to call ourselves dank meme because dank means super good I mean you are two massive nerds I think they're just two great guys trying their best yeah I think that's your team name two great guys find their best name we have two great guys trying their back here I think we might just have to go for the outcome because it just says two great guys trying was always [Applause] it's the kind of thing they think is cool uh actually yeah this is your first time in the big character is you confident well it's a big it's a big fact because you've ever think and I don't know everything well not bit but have you got a team name um I was thinking long and hard about what a tough Journey it's been for both of us to get to this point today and I'm I kind of based our name on what's been in many ways helped us but also been a hindrance rather right I don't know what two magnets good we are calling ourselves at the tits and teeth um my only problem with the name is I was um very fat as a child and that was that was my nickname at school and how large were you were you extraordinarily lost well I was so well especially as a toddler so fat I couldn't wear socks my mom got me a jelly shoes instead what did you wear when you had the jelly shoes on because you can't really wear like a Tweed suit with jelly shoes yeah but how many kids she's in 26 [Applause] all day yeah okay the first round is all about history we'll be talking about things from the past that are super old and a bit weird no offense Jonathan and Adam [Music] genuinely annoyed 15th century rule of Vlad the Impaler wiped out whole Villages by impaling people on Stakes gruesome but it did lead one bright spot to invent the Kebab during his long campaign for civil rights Martin Luther King was arrested 30 times which makes me wonder how much more he could have achieved if he wasn't always getting into bother of course it wouldn't be a quiz with that question so question number one on History during his Reign Napoleon Bonaparte wrote a number of Saucy letters to his shorty Josephine according to Legend he once told her he was coming home in three days and asked her not to do something what was it they're just shapes to him yeah okay it's question the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School in eastern have once again put on one of their unusual school plays what historical event are they acting out on here [Music] oh no he's gone mad hands up Who Wants to Be a King [Music] I am the proper King yes yes no I'm the proper King yeah [Music] let's fight yes I'm the king can we come out now all right take a look at this fascinating clip from highbrow documentary series Horizon where two vocal coaches are working on a Cutting Edge Theory I want to know what are they trying to recreate here let's try male human voice count over three one two three just pitch up your voice let's just add a bit of nasal now one two three now the other thing that would be happening which would actually increase that quality is a very heavy skull that seems to pull down into the throat there now speak now let's make a sound just let's make a huge r [Applause] M yeah those are the people that made Boris Johnson there so what are they trying to recreate there okay have you got that one for our next question it's over to supermodel and racing driver Jody Kidd hi Jimmy according to Greek mythology the first human woman that the gods created was Pandora and she was very famous for opening a box but what was inside this box why human a qualify before a woman I think some of the gods were sort of female but then they were they were Gods Not Human but are they women some of the Gods yeah they can be women sure I mean it's all made up so the thing about technology is women aren't real [Music] it was a very good disappearing sound effect so what was in Pandora's Box okay right okay you got it you've got something ready for answers yes so according to popular Legend Napoleon asked he's boo Josephine not to do something for three days before he returned home what was it what Game of Thrones without him Rob did you get answered for this we put don't overcook the Boon huh well you won't get to see my bone apart no Richard not have sex of a booner for three days I commit genocide I did put wash as well though where's what oh yeah I can vaguely see that yeah well the answer was he asked her not to wash so Nolan and Richard to get the point yeah [Applause] just dip it in the sink five minutes before okay next up you saw the children of Mitchell Brook Primary School in needs them putting on one of their special school plays uh what were they acting out no Richard what is that I was on the I was on a tea Jack here I put Game of Thrones because I haven't seen it then Miami Vice the Colin Farrell version which you must see if you if anyone hasn't seen that do yourself a favor and please watch that and also uh War of the Roses there's some fun there two bits of fun then a fact Adam we were thinking it was uh fairly clearly Drake and Meek Mill arguing about ghost writing yes it is Meek Mill who's Meek Mill what get this guy you know when you have a sleepover your mate she's a kid and the dad comes in and starts trying to Banter everyone hahaha I love that new track we were coming to go we love that new track by the way don't try and put socks on him it'll cut off the circulation okay what have you given this uh Rob Ashley oh you've got I think you've got it right oh we did get the answer but War of the Roses and then we just put two little knobs that we both Drew each actually went for the more normal um noven balls and mine's quite accurate Soca in fact you've got to wait till question three see the rest of it yeah okay so War of the Roses was that was the correct answer that's why they're writing out so points points no points [Applause] I showed you a clip of a highbrow horizon documentary what were they trying to recreate what have you put okay Rob Ashton what did you get well I'm pretty sure of the right answer and it is Richard III because he had uh his when he was found because he had a car park uh fall down on top of him so he underneath he was like okay Richard no you you put yeah Richard The third's Voice Adam Jonathan what have you got for this well we thought they were trying to get him to speak like David Beckham I never realized that was silly and then we put uh here they're trying to get him to speak like a neanderthal because the clue was when they said the thick head the the thicker skull well I can tell you the answer is neanderthal they were trying to recreate in the NFL voice yes now finally Jody kid asked you according to Greek mythology what's in Pandora's Box oh we put a slightly smaller box slash anus and then Richard said no it's evil and I thought he said eagle we went with uh Noel Edmonds Etc and just to make it very clear that we applies to General evil evil what was in Pandora's Box I'm a load of [ __ ] trouble to be honest with you I just want to sell bracelets well I think you all got that there was uh there were points around because it was all the evil in the world plus Hope Oh yes there's hope in there as well so it's like quite a lot of Donald Trump and then a tiny bit of Obama first round let's look at the scores okay I can tell you uh Adam and Jonathan have two points Ashling and Rob have two points in the lead Nolan Richard who would have thought it with three points [Applause] join us after the break because let's face it the alternative is talking to your partner we got you over a barrel here see you in a bit [Applause] welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything our next round is all about science and technology in 1895 the Nobel Prize was established since then it's been awarded for achievements in areas such as physics chemistry medicine and hopefully one day soon knob gax fingers crossed surely the prize for the knob gangs would be called the Nobel end [Applause] ing everyone for our first Science and Technology question it's over to Dr Christian jessen hey Jimmy it's your doctor here look I've got your results that rash that you had is actually perfectly normal but look the other thing oh I'm sorry this is this oh look I've got a question for you and your teams what I want to know is what is the largest organ in the human body I'll give you a call later about that other thing okay yeah sorry about the rash it was a question I was so distracted by his checks the question what is the largest organ in the human body isn't it uh do you think we're going to make obvious jokes about obvious things here we know what you think okay is everyone going to answer right next question take a look at these scribblings from a 19th century notepad what theory is being represented here for the very first time I can tell you the writing above the diagram says case must be that one generation then should be as many living as now to do this and to have many species in the same genus requires Extinction I mean that can't be clearer looks a lot like one of Richard and Noel's answers yes yes we've got this I've got a special treat for you now uh Joey Essex has made a remarkable documentary about one of his scientific Heroes who on Earth is he talking about hello I'm Joey Essex and I'm here today to talk to you about one of the most cleverest British geysers in the history of British geysers this guy was the Don daddy of physics he invented calculus and not even an a-star student who would even know what that means his most famous theory was for every opposite there was an equal action of every side [Music] I mean how can you discover anything to this he discovered rainbows every action was taken for the opposite uh once he was in a park and an apple fell off a tree and bounced straight on his nut he went and told all his friends that it discovered gravity what a clever Legend for every action there's an equal and opposite reaction so there you have it have you Mass geek Who Loved rainbows he loved gold and he absolutely loved an apple but he never slept with a bird [Applause] Joe yes he's there but who on Earth is he talking about Duff what are you having I was just eating from a tray yeah he's on sugar now he's just gone crazy I I I went down hard it's a mixture of maltesers and giant chocolate buttons Jimmy watch out as a mortise are coming home thank you you know I don't like fun from there okay here we go this is the most sport I've ever done [Applause] this is like every break time at school there's always something like you with my tray of maltesers Tuesday night if you let my Beth out of Back to the Future that's exactly who he is I know you're even wearing the jacket Jimmy you've lost control of the class you've watched bullying happen and you've just let it go you made a choice and it was documented and I'm taking this matter to Tribunal because we are in the workplace hey Rob if you're a rodeo no I'm wrong no it's your room oh you're ready I'm not you're right okay no I would never insist that you are Rodeo Rodeo Rodeo one more okay take a take us D9 what are these school children doing okay please notification right keys in can you check this out oil okay there's temperatures please Malcolm okay disco speed hello alternator house disc Island temperature okay is okay your end [Music] okay for standby switch on standby piece huh standby coming on [Music] [Applause] okay so the question is what are Richard rydy's classmates doing now I've just written that's a joke [ __ ] you Jimmy [Laughter] birthday music use me as a premise Rodeo Man over there these two ancient [ __ ] the [ __ ] Pro boy [Music] talking by the way Morton harkett called he wants his [ __ ] jacket back oh you don't know anything you were born 20 minutes ago your hair's still wet from the [ __ ] womb right you keep Stones you go you keep finished all my sweets of that five long years every day I bought a tray of sweets and a [ __ ] like you [Music] [Music] in my ears now [Music] Richard would you like some tea it's very hard for me to climb down from this energy thank you [Applause] oh Jonathan Adam if you could write something down we haven't done that I know it's easy to forget when you're at your age ancient [ __ ] I know that was painful Richard but you have at least given Jonathan and Adam a new sort of identity are you ready for some answers yes of course you are okay so Dr Christian asked you what's the largest organ in the human body what do you put we resisted the temptation to do any kind of a penis joke and we just went straight from what we believe to be the fact the liver is the largest organ in the body Jimmy no Richard at first I put the bum bum shoe what is the bum bum shoe it's an organ that hasn't been invented yet but liver is King because I heard quarro say that once he went is that where you get most of your education from Wow for Christy yeah what was that good Christian like Jonathan Ashley Rob at first when you said what's the biggest organ we immediately wrote down aye for laughs intestines still no but better oh the extra large I thought this was quite an easy one but clearly not the largest organ in the human body is in fact the skin the skin in terms of a democracy if two of us when we live out you should give us the point for to because that's how Chris is yeah yeah [Applause] [Music] there's something happening yeah yeah okay I showed you a picture of a 19th century notebook what theory was being expounded for the first time how Jimmy's jokes work [Music] they appear to have form but when you break it down there's something quite angry there Adam Jonathan what have you got well we were thinking it might be the first tweet but then we realized that was silly so we went with natural selection we think it's the darwinian theory of the evolution of species Rob what do you think I mean Darwin level of the fit is not love Island that's exactly the right answer yes that was Darwin's notebook that was the first time he ever wrote down the theory of evolution yeah we we put Evolution at the start and you know we went on a comic riff that has ended up costing us I think I could see Evolution written there I think you all get a point there yeah all right um you saw a documentary about our resident brain box Joey Essex uh who was he talking about Sir Isaac Newton uh we have Newton but not to be confused with Olivia nade John and yeah Bosch next to it so I was excited I got turn around no Richard what what I can see Isaac Newton miles have you done well we got that I thought it was a bit easy so I wrote Ronald McDonald and did a drawing of him I went to a Halloween party as Ronald McDonald remember oh that's who you were you just come as you Jimmy you were at that party you went as a cyborg no costume needed that's so mean to me the year before you went as a puppet no costume needed you before Federer okay um I showed you a clip of some school children in 1969 what were they doing over enjoying Richard's 18th birthday party I was in lockdown Ashley Rob why don't you show uh Richard what you're answering come on what did you write well I'm sorry Richard and then we felt like we should guess at the thing and we just put computer thing Adam Jonathan you've written we thought they were trying to build a woman it's like a British Weird Science you were right with computer things yes they were turning on the screen on the scooter last place Adam and Jonathan I have four points a joint lead Ashling and Rob have five Richard and Noel have five [Applause] we're gonna take a quick break now see you in a bit [Applause] welcome back to the big back quiz of everything this round is all about music where would we be without music watching 14 middle-aged women dancing around a handbag in silence that's what okay question time for our first question it's over to Irish heartthrob Ronan Keating hello Jimmy now the 90s was an exciting time for me as boyzone stormed the charts for the first time but and I've only come to terms with this now we weren't the sexiest band out there oh no that mantle went to Right Said Fred of course but can your teams tell me three things they were too sexy for can I now please do my perfect impression of Ronan Keating yes [Music] you can smell them [Music] [Applause] right okay next question on this uh one of the most popular wedding floor fillers is the Copacabana let's have a listen [Music] incredibly upbeat song the song's lyrics don't quite fit the uplifting music what I want to know is what is that song actually about what actually happens to Lola [Music] how cool is Neil Fielding he's just Professor I've never heard that song have you never heard that song no what what my mum and dad like Judas Priest what do you expect they wouldn't have that in the house if I try that's how I could be rebellious when I was growing up by putting that on for our next question it's over to the one and only Jon Snow who's reporting on one of the biggest hits of the 80s over to you John Police have raided a funky little Hut in the middle of a field in Atlanta after reports that it was being used as a love getaway officers were alerted to the site by a faded sail at the side of the road and discovered revelers lining up outside just to get down inside party girls were found hugging into kissing dancing and a loving and wearing next to nothing because it was hot as an oven it is thought that the majority of those present arrived in a 20-seat Chrysler described as being as big as a whale the owner of the Hub declined to comment but warned that fools ought to stay away back to you Julie [Applause] [Music] he's so cool right he's so cool yeah why is he so cool because she knows everything I know just knows the news I think he records it really early in the day and then they make that [ __ ] happen [Music] that's how the news Works a last music question take a look at this clip of John Lennon what is he apologizing for well I suppose the things I said are accurate throughout the context well I can't it was a long time ago but I just didn't mean what everybody thinks I meant you know I am yes you know even though it's it's not I never meant more people think of anyway I'm so sorry I opened my mouth so what was what was John Lennon apologizing for there Jimmy do you know what I'm gonna do put a malteser in between two giant buttons [ __ ] you okay you ready for some answers yes Jimmy okay here we go so Ronan Keating wanted to know what Right Said Fred we're too sexy for uh what do you got I need three things for a point I went for sure and then ashleen took over and put education and respect for women oh when you kill Noah that's how he has passage to the afterlife via two chocolate buses you're crying you're crying you're crying chocolate it's like what happens when you just find out you've got type 2 diabetes okay Adam Jonathan what do you get we uh we couldn't remember we thought they were too sexy for their prostate exam 360 for their text back in my shirt my car your party in Milan they all qualify good you got a point right there well what have you got Noel Richard we forgot deodorant whilst he refused he just um Braille foreign Dentistry exam what does that say there this song so you've got you've got shirt car and this song written down Khan this song and and also um erections points points no points wow do we get points for that yeah you've got three things that are in the song really dry your chocolate eyes [Applause] uh next up we had you listen to the lovely upbeat holiday Anthem Copacabana I wanted to know what actually happened in the song uh what have you got Adam explain to us what happened in the Copacabana uh you know I don't remember but I think it ends with her either going on loose women or taking her own life or both uh no Richard I'm not happy with your answer I presume no I was involved I'm not cheating I'm just checking my chocolate eyes uh Lola's feet melted the song have I my parents liked Iron Maiden I told you I think that Lola met The Kinks and she was really nervous and couldn't say her name properly and then they wrote a song [Music] what happened was the love of Lola's life was murdered in front of her so she turned to alcohol and loses her mind at the Copacabana lost her mind that's in the song why didn't we remember that well here he is singing about mental health issues and murder [Music] he's pretty good I might get his album so no one gets a point there no one knew what happened to the Copacabana you saw Jon Snow reporting on one of the uh songs of the century what was it we've got the love shack baby it's the B-52s an old Richard did you get this that's right oh so they're playing at the Indie disco are they okay fine um we just put a hugging and a kissing and then we put we are two young sales babes okay because that's sort of what young people would do let's go back to Jon Snow for the answer [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Jon Snow's got enough in the bank but he can do that and he's still cooler than the ancient Fox foreign I showed you a clip of John Lennon apologizing what was he apologizing for Adam Jonathan you're well we were referencing something we raised earlier which is we think he might have been apologizing for dissing Drake in wonderful song that Drake ghost writes his songs anyway listen obviously he was apologizing because he had said that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus yeah uh no no come on set up straight you're a bad example to Richard Rich has been really good on the quiz it's okay Noel needs to reset so he looks like he's got weird little Hooves hey come on myself and Noel have the same sort of shoes like every time I think like my shoes could technically be your legs you wouldn't know if you cut away for a second and then come back and you put your legs down just for a second and then you put Milo are you coming on to me yeah this is what are you doing he just put my legs up there oh I'm out now Jimmy okay what else have you got you've got I can see Beatles Jesus written I I also put that he was apologizing for failures and kindness which I think is something we could all at this point of the quiz maybe reflect on did he say that he was bigger than Jesus maybe he meant like in height and there's four of them standing on each other's shoulders his Ringo was five foot six yeah and plus Jesus was on a crucifix that gives another couple of feet doesn't it a fun game to play with the Beatles or a lot of bands actually is to make scatological titles from their songs uh like a long and winding turd hey pooed not bad yeah I mean that is good yeah or like this game I'll be honest there you go now you're playing yesterday out of [ __ ] what did you have for this what was he apologizing for um sideburns and Barnett that's not acceptable I'm sorry are we saying here that John Lennon isn't cool that's what we're yeah no no we like him all right no Everyone likes John no whatever it's fine no it's fine hey Richard no it's fine I bring my own lunch in anyway like it's much better than the school lunch actually and it's like more nutritious I can get whatever I want like my mom just gets it whatever I want so when you knock over the tray it's fine because I was full it's already full I think we're just having a flashback I just like a load of really like amazing sweets and you didn't even see it because I was in the toilet [Music] it's lonely [Applause] okay no time for a special bonus round I'm going to show you uh pictures from three movies which have all been subtly improved can you tell me which films these pictures are from okay here's the first one and what's going on there oh my gosh Jimmy you should dress like that I'd actually shag you there here's the second film well they've airbrushed something out of that photo here's the third film I've got to say Richard iwadi you've never looked better than there and Jonathan that mustache you should make that happen I could grow that you could grow that in about an hour can you go out bed Richard have you ever had a beer it's a very strange time to conduct an interview I've had beards here was a junior University they're like impressed chicks now let's let's just deal with this hostility now deal with it I think we should all hug it out guys I don't know that physical affections [Music] I don't know [Applause] problems left out I'm gonna give him a [ __ ] [Applause] see you in a minute do you feel better now though the power of touch Richard no I mean I [Applause] worse I feel worse okay all right let's get some answers on this okay so the first picture let's have a look was me as the child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang yeah oh everyone gets points for that uh Second One let's have a look it's me taking a relaxing shower in Psycho well and you look very good in the shower Jimmy yeah and the third one all of us are Scottish drug is in Trainspotting that's how it should have looked uh train spotting train spotting trains but everyone got Trainspotting points around let's take a look at the scores I can tell you in last place currently Ashling and Rob have eight in second place Adam and Jonathan have 10 in the lead at the moment Noel and Richard who would have thunk it with eleven wow see you in a bit [Applause] welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything the next round is all about crime and punishment in the 18th century the UK began sending prisoners yeah literally were just discussing and we were saying well done if it's not said enough you know there's a lot of stuff on here but people like oh you oh you stuttered ah and they're on you and we just wanted to take a bit of time out and say bloody well done Jimmy it was not easy to stand up there saying some of those jokes you know they're not going to get a laugh you know halfway through sometimes I can see in your eyes there's a little bit you like seeing a dog going up to a hurdle and they go I'm not going to make it [Music] through sometimes [Music] we were saying blood good on him because a lot of people would just cry [Applause] in the 18th century the UK began sending prisoners to specially built colonies in Australia although sadly many Australians have now returned to the scene of the crime and are back behind Bard specifically the Walkabout in Earl's Court lovely should we kick on with questions for our first question it's over to none other than Jerry Springer hey Jimmy uh on the Jerry Springer Show we have all sorts of dysfunctional families Mobsters gangsters but frankly they're all Pussycats compared to the notorious East End bad guys you call the craze what is the nickname that they give to their crew of gangsters okay so Jerry Springer wants to know what the craze called their gang yeah what was London like back in those days Adam Jonathan it was so foggy question what is it legal to do at home from the age of five but prohibited in the House of Commons chamber unless you're the chancellor they're delivering a budget if you're under five it's illegal under for five five between the age of one nearly five I'm not familiar with what this is why it's an interesting question it's a weird thing okay all right so next question take a look at this old American news footage what are they reporting on the men the walls couldn't hold are Frank Morris and John and Clarence Anglin authorities believe that Morris who has a superior IQ masterminded the escape a painstakingly fashioned dummies of plastered with hair of Paintbrush bristles to stand in for them during cell check while they covered an escape hole with a cardboard Grill The Escape triggered the greatest Manhunt in San Francisco's history whatever their fate the three convicts have apparently accomplished a feat that many have tried with no success okay so what news story were they reporting on there I've decided I think I know what Adam looks like oh I don't you look like a priest that's lost a little white bit from there oh yeah oh yeah he's I mean like oh there yeah let's make one but I think you look like a handsome priest like an Italian priest [Applause] you look quite like the fella from The Exorcist it's like we've brought you in to try and deal with Noel foreign which historical piece of equipment was known by their nicknames the hungry lady and the national razor father Adam write something down historical pieces of equipment that one's an easy one whereas the one two questions that go about the five-year-old I still can't I've got no idea and I'm so excited you ready for answers yeah I can't wait for that answer in particular all right first up Jerry Springer asked you what the craze call their gang what did you get the crazy guys and I've done a catchphrase on the answer screen and I thought it's another round where you can guess what the catchphrase is as we go down the answers Adam Jonathan once again we're reflecting what the young person was saying we're saying the clay Christ we put the Ruffians the answer is the firm but no one got that um I asked you what you could do at home age just fine that you can't do if you're in the House of Commons unless you're the chancellor delivering a budget no Richard what have you got we've got birth in a pencil case do you think the chancellor when delivering a budget is allowed to burp in a pencil case and then zip it up and leave it for later on Adam I'm pretty sure you nailed this didn't you smoking I don't know impersonating an MP actually Rob the only thing I know that you're you've got her up at five is orange cow Pole bad day for me because strawberry calpol up till five and then over five it's orange cow pulse I think maybe the chance has got a stressful day and he's knocking back a bit of cow Pole we thought of booze he's allowed a little drink when you're over five you're allowed a little drink indoors but boots is the right answer [Applause] footage what story were they reporting on Alcatraz Alcatraz we just put a fairly escape from appetizers and what about you asking Rob we said our Escape from Alcatraz yeah we all got an absolutely right and a massive bird has appeared [Music] say what you see is the catchphrase bird no will you take it into consideration what's in the top right hand corner but what's in the I can't see it it's under the Red X and it's on it's a clock with I am written on it [Applause] in a minute next answer I asked you what historical piece of equipment was known by the nicknames the hungry lady and the national razor why should you go for this one no Richard flymo yeah Adam Jonathan is Madame La guiller team for news you thought it was The Noose it was called What's called the national razor I did say Guillotine all right [ __ ] you know but I'll always be it wouldn't be called nagging if you just did it right the first time there's a marital Discord here ain't clever but he's mine [Music] [Applause] okay now time for a special bonus round for our next question you've each got a wig under your desk get them out put them on they'll take off the wig you have on on another wig oh my God I love this wow [Applause] I mean [ __ ] difference over here mate there's literally if you turned up like that this evening I would not have known [Applause] I don't know where the situation lies with this week but I am wearing this one home sorry Adam could you could you turn around so we can just see your hair from behind you turn around so we can just because that is oh that's really distressing that's like a beautiful lady beautiful lady and then Ashley you know that poster the the sort of women to Work World War One famous posters exactly I simply want to know the name of each hairstyle so each hairstyle has a specific name yes all right let's take a look what you got uh Rob's haircut what did you think it was no uh curtains curtains curtains I thought we went for guns is the right answer it really does Sue you okay uh your hand was uh what did you put Adam Jonathan we put Vera Lynn because we couldn't think of the actual wartime hairstyle Vera Lynn's pretty good but it's not right did anyone get it we went for land girls blind girls is the name of the movie no one got it it was victory rolls uh Jonathan we went with my own was the mullet we thought you got them Richard Marley okay and you've uh what's your name the Rachel yeah Rachel you got the Rachel did you get the Rachel the Rachel everyone got the Rachel okay and then uh Richard okay you all got Bob okay and no lastly Noel behind behave yourself everyone got it okay well let's see what that's done to the scores I can tell you the last place Ashley and Rob have 15. uh Adam and Jonathan just had with 16 in the lead and Nolan Richard was 17. [Applause] welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything this round is all about food and drink the sandwich was named after John Montague the fourth Earl of Sandwich I love sandwiches particularly if I don't know either of the guys [Music] okay that is the Jimmy I know and love thank you all right let's have some more questions shall we take a look at this clip of two guys in a bar what have they just done whoa and you can also feel it in your ears okay Sean yeah what do you think about it tough as much pain as I've been in a while wow okay what have they just done I know uh posing there for an album cover presumably not even going to come back at you this is the name of the first track um okay here's our all-round nut job and creator of Scientology L Ron Hubbard conducting an experiment on some Tomatoes my question is what theory is he trying to prove nice yes you like that I love it okay he likes this okay next question shortly after entering his first home as President George Bush Senior banned something from the White House in Air Force One what was it you bet Knowles back nose back I just I don't want to build this up but no one is back okay final question in the 18th century if you nipped out for some cuckolds Comfort ladies denied or knock me down what would you be doing just think back old man think back really these are some tough questions oh yeah it's it's it's you know well it's everything it's nice in it you're sort of learning and having great laughs okay you ready for some answers sure yes of course you are okay first up I showed you a clip of two guys in a bar what do you think they had just done what have you got Adam Jonathan we thought they we they drank some of that super super hot sauce that you shouldn't actually drink okay Noel Richard well guess who did what here okay what do you think I said Cattlemen and I put said an undermining remark of those things of food I didn't realize it was food and drink sorry where do you think the clue might have been that it was about food and drink uh what's the other top Jimmy yeah it was at the top wasn't it in the hole Yeah I know it's not real quiz is it your dick you're not a real human had they watched Marley and Me [Laughter] it's as much pain as I've been in recently I don't even like dogs but I was all over the place it was either that or I ate a chili did they eat chili well the answer is uh they've just eaten the world's hottest chili known as the Carolina Reaper so points I asked you what L Ron Hubbard founder of Scientology was doing with those Tomatoes what did you think he was testing that even though it's called a fruit does it feel like a vegetable no Jonathan we think it was growing their scientologists greatest public supporter Tom Otto Cruz no Richard and the plants can feel pain that is exactly the right answer it is what yeah yeah he was testing whether plants can feel pain and apparently he claimed that the tomatoes were screaming next up I asked you what George Bush banned from the White House in Air Force One what did you put reggae [Applause] number three yeah I'm going under the table now till the next round Fox can do what you like oh [ __ ] what did you put oh we forgot it was food and drink so we put George Bush Jr and clowns neither which we now realize could possibly be the correct answer and so I'd love to apologize okay what no problem Rob I went for nuts because I just saw he might be allergic and they don't like them on a plane do they well let's go to the George Bush Senior for the answer I do not like broccoli and I could since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it and I'm president of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli that's pretty much the first thing he did the rest of the world was sorted back then everything was fine no points there for anyone uh okay I asked you what you'd be doing in the 18th century if you nipped out for some cuckolds Comfort ladies Delight will knock me down uh well it's obviously something intoxicating to take your mind off being a cuckold so we put hero in and we put port for a gentler answer okay no Richard no going to Amber [Music] well we went for a Turkish delight prostitute or booze they're all names for gin right so no point there okay no it's time for a special bonus round it's time to bring on the cheese and coffee [Applause] thank you very much oh we'll come up and grab a coffee everyone it's very special coffee it is the most expensive coffee in the world oh no get involved just grab a coffee I've never had Costa before I know this it's inside in it yeah okay grab a coffee and then this also there is some cheese there have a smell of the cheese oh my God that's a pungent cheese that's a powerful cheese yeah well you've all got to sit down and write down what is special about this coffee and this cheese what's much about the coffee is it's drinkable what question about the cheese is none of us are going anywhere [ __ ] near it wow that is I mean it's pretty I don't have the audience are getting any of that yet but that'll be drifting over your way oh you're gonna have to bury that later so it's uh I can tell you the coffee is called Kopi Luwak it's from Indonesia and what's the cheese called and the cheese is called casu Mazu it's a delicacy in Sardinia okay so you can write down what is special about the cheese and the coffee I can't have a coffee this late I'll be up till Tuesday next week okay all right have you all got something written down yes uh yes okay let's have a look see what you got no Richard anus coffee and anus cheese okay uh Adam Jonathan we we thought the the beans of the coffee have been eaten by an animal and then pooped out I think he's either a monkey or something like that because I've heard about him but the cheese we thought maybe an animal drinks the milk and then vomits out he's a poop coffee and a vomit cheese all right last thing Rob oh we went we shot through weasel and then after um from an ass slash badge I could take the coffee beans and pass through a wild cat-like animal called a palm civet basically it's coffee that's been shot out by a cat they did well to get it in the cup s cheese is a delicacy in Sardinia it contains maggots so basically they get pecorino cheese they let maggots go into it flies and maggots go into it the maggots eat the cheese and then they poop it out and it gives the cheese a different kind of flavor yeah does anyone fancy a bit no not really Jimmy well apparently if the them are alive it's edible if the maggots are dead then it definitely isn't it so you want us to eat them we don't know whether it's not maggots in it or not so if I do that hang on what's this down here I'll fold it and you slice it and I can tell you there is nothing living in this no maggots no maggots living oh that's a disappointment okay well not to worry do you want to have a look at this cheese in action take a look this is the moment of magic [Applause] [Music] the pecorino cheese has been transformed into kazumazu [Music] as they digest it it passes through their bodies giving kazumazu its unique legendary flavor and texture [Music] can you imagine the weird old man who convinced people that that was a real thing that we sell it to Western people they all eating yeah okay let's see what that's done to the schools Ashling and Robert in last place was 17 Adam and Jonathan next with 18 in the lead surprisingly Nolan Richard [Applause] welcome back to the big fat quiz of everything the next round is all about film and TV Benedict cumberbatch's Sherlock has been a worldwide success like Sherlock I too sometimes like to go for a walk in my mind Palace I walk out into mine Street down to the Mind bank and withdraw some wanks all right ready for some big fat questions Jimmy can I put my special cape on for the last round yeah okay cool it's my lucky cake oh just for the last round yeah yeah sure yeah yeah check this out it's like Elvis if he was Gene Simmons Imagine This that's on a Monday morning you'll go with a van [Laughter] first up here's Captain James T Kirk doing what he does best in the TV cult classic Star Trek copping off with an alien hottie [Music] what I want to know is what happens next with James T Kirk and Lady Gaga yes yes I actually heard the ancient [ __ ] go I remember this right next question have a look at this black and white photo of one of the most famous actors who ever lived quite simply who is it it's thick guy in peaky blinders if he's not the guy in peaky blinders Richard it literally looks like you've got a giant devil on one shoulder you don't undermine my dark side shouldn't there be an angel on the other side not in this court for our next question it's over the sporting Legend Eddie the eagle Edwards hi Jimmy Eddie legal Edward's here well my real name is Michael but Eddie the eagle well it sounds a bit cooler now in the film Top Gun the pilots also had some awesome nicknames but can your teams name three of them okay so we're looking for the cool signs from Top Gun yeah if you become a Scientologist you get that jacket a girlfriend I think you've already got the jacket in you you like my jacket I really like your jacket I think it's great have you used to it it's silk mate he's wearing a seal is it feels good oh it does feel lovely but I imagine it smells a bit of cheese now oh no have many nice things yeah uh what's it like in the rain robe and also it really creases but when you do TV things are you like iron it nice so you only come on this show so someone will eye on your chat let's see you now time for I say what you see these pictures fell out a famous movie tagline What is it it's quite a good one famous movie tagline and there's two of them yeah we got it that's fine right yeah so this is a good fun lamb right yoga answers oh I think Richard's about to kiss Noel I'm just nesting for warmth we're roosting all right once the cape's on Jimmy no one can resist [Music] actually smashed it I don't know about it yeah okay you've all got something all right let's have a look okay first up I asked you what happened next with William Shatner and the alien lady uh what do you think Noel Richard [Music] she says is it raining I hadn't noticed and then he says yeah because it's not raining foreign like the end of Four Weddings okay Adam John well we've got the why aren't I know because I remember watching this Jonathan thinks he punches he punches though it's a really weird scene and he punches her you think he punches her because they're being controlled and he's knocking her out so she can no longer be mind controlled if I remember correctly uh well let's have a look at an enslaved William Shatner smooching a sexy green-haired alien [Music] [Applause] [Music] EastEnders isn't it so so that's Star Trek 1969 William Shatner punches out the alien lady and again it was to save her from mind control but even so if you flick across the Hat on the Shadows it does look rather wrong okay I showed you this black and white picture of one of the world's most famous movie stars did you all get this yes yes Adam clearly it's Meryl Streep she's a genius okay Noel Chaplin yeah it's pretty sexy Chaplin though oh it's beautiful we've gone for oh Chaplin Andrew picture his little app and I thought Young it was indeed Charlie Chaplin as a young man yeah looking beautiful okay um Eddie the eagle wanted to know three call signs or nicknames for the pilots in Top Gun did you get these easy yeah okay what did you get uh ice box Incorrect and then lady finger lady finger yeah okay uh I think Rob tomato um Iceman Goose Maverick those are all correct not tomato the others no Richard ice Goose Maverick is that one called slider there is Michael's lighter wow there's Viper Jester cougar Wolf Man slider Merlin Sundown Hollywood right count gizmark ladyfinger yes that's the ball list so give us all the points and move on Jimmy okay so you you no points points points thank you um and finally I say what you see what did you all see there's a tagline from a huge film can I just go to can I go to Ashling and Rob first on this Pub how no one can point to the hill sheet cream in space no one can hear use cream that's the right answer did you get it no Richard yeah I always felt that tagline well why can we hear any of the dialogue stop oh yeah okay for our final question I've got a special treat for you would you please welcome the Mariachis [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well gentlemen thank you thank you very much indeed for coming all the way from Croydon um now uh you're going to play theme Tunes from three TV shows yes in a mariachi style and then you just got to write down what three songs they're playing take it away [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] okay [Music] [Applause] at the First theme tune to a TV show the second one is take it away boys [Music] [Applause] I take it away with the last one [Music] foreign [Applause] [Music] [Applause] yes can I try on your hat oh hang on Grace Jimmy I think I'd like to see you in one of the hacks yeah sure stick it on [Music] all right I don't know what tune you want me to bang out right let's have a look and see what you've got no Richard what's the first one you got to London Colombo Adam Jonathan please Game of Thrones it was a magnificently played yes [Music] honestly gentlemen don't take that as a personal slide these people are idiots okay Crystal Maze yeah and what was the final one Mastermind Mastermind we had a shocker well let's have a look and see what that's done to the scores there were possible 38 points to be earned this evening let's see how our teams did in last place Ashling and Rob have 20 points [Applause] in second [Applause] 25 points Richard iwadi and no Fielding 25 points [Applause] if we came to all our amazing a special guest and thank you for watching opportunity [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] 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Length: 72min 5sec (4325 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 11 2023