Welcome to the big fat quiz of 2018. It's big it's fat and it's a quiz and if you haven't worked that out You might struggle with some of the questions Let's meet the teams . She's from across the pond. He's from across the moat She has a nasal whiny voice that cuts straight through you. He has a nasal whiney voice that cuts straight through you It's Michelle wolf and David Mitchell He's made up to be here she's made up like a panda. It's Moe Gilligan and Claudia Winkleman And finally one's a totally unique one-of-a-kind comedian the other is basically the same but sometimes wears a hat, it's Richard Ayoade and Noel Fielding? How's your year been? what's what's been the highlight Noel? This now actually this right now looking at you your gorgeous face You've gone blonde this year. I'm loving it. I've gone blonde. That was a mistake. Don't worry Claudia's got my hair on. Oh my god yeah, it looks like you swapped. Richard, how was your year? Ugh It's up and down, but you know, I'm still struggling Mentally? yeah. Philosophically? I mean well with the nature of being you know me Michelle David what's been the highlight of your year? Haven't really thought about it? I suppose like I think at least the whole brexit thing sorted out At least it's taken over a year But they've sorted it out now once and for all as we all now know and it's decided and we can move on work out how to live without electricity Come over here, I feel better about America That's what we are here for Michelle presumably your highlight was doing the the Correspondents Dinner in Washington. I don't know I think my highlight was finding out the president knew how to spell my name Well, what did he say about you? He called me a so-called comedian. Well, we'll see ya Claudia, Mo, hows your year been?Why is being good? I traveled a lot this year First class. Nice. No, business class that the poor the for first class. That's what it is, right Business, but we got to bed. Yeah. Yeah. That was that's my highlight of the year Yeah the bed on the plane. Yeah, because the like I thought yeah when I pressed it it's with Yeah, and I pressed it again. That was it And I pressed it and then it came out and the leg bit came out this woman brought a towel got a hand job now What about you Claudia what's been your best bet I've napped a lot So I need to apologize to you now that I won't know anything. But yeah, I'm upbeat springy sprightly. Oh Oh because I'm 46 I'm always napping. I'm 63 black don't crack You got team names I thought we could be called discount fireworks because I saw a sign for discount fireworks and I thought I don't want to buy fireworks on discount I wanna pay if anything more money than they're charging for fireworks And I thought that describes probably what you would get with us What you would get with discount fireworks, which is something You probably shouldn't have bought This game why we chose Claudia mo. You are in charge of our name. Gilly winks. Gilly winks. Yeah Moe Gilligan, yeah, Claudia Winkleman, come on, Gilly winks Gilly winks. adorable. cute It sounds like a medieval term for something filthy Oh my god David Michelle, my suggestion was the Internet is a mistake It's basically it's a political slogan of mine. It's a message. I want to get across the Internet is a mistake We shouldn't have had it. How are you gonna get it across on the Internet? People will be watching this on the internet and I just like to say to those people fuck off The Internet is a mistake gillywinks discount fireworks. Okay, right. Let's get on with the show Our first round is all about the year's top story, so let's remind ourselves What happened in 2018 in August Wanda collapsed and went into administration? If only they'd been a company that could have helped consolidate their debts into one easy monthly payment In July Boris Johnson warned that we're facing a semi brexit Which is not the same as what Nigel Farage got when the referendum results came in. That was a brexit semi Right, let's get started here are some questions for you in May Prince Harry married Megan Markel at a star-studded wedding in Windsor Elton John Tom Hardy and the Beckham's were all there but can you name three American celebrities that attended other than who other other than Elton John not American Tom Hardy not American In September two men were accused of poisoning a former Russian spy in the UK they claim to be tourists But what specific tourist attraction did they claim they were here to see and there's a bonus point if you can get the exact Measurement it was like the shitty spit in a Bond movie ever. Yeah They're ending You already seem disappointed in them Thrilled you here can't believe my luck. I can't believe you how many years have you two been competing together? because you've never you've never won I Have won twice did you know? Right next question Brexit dominated the headlines confusing many including actor Danny Dyer who described it as a mad riddle that nobody understands But what did he claim David Cameron had done in the aftermath of brexit. This is right on here. It comes out Remember those things you little pan around No, it is not acceptable to rob one out on the show In june donald trump met north korean leader kim Jung-un, the first time the heads of america and north korea have ever met before sitting down to talk What did Trump ask photographers to do? What did he ask photographers to do? Yeah, yes. Whatever was do something I'll give you a clue. He asked him to do something That was pretty much gonna be impossible, but he asked them to do something just instead of sitting down for the summit meeting He said photographers like me Okay, lastly for this first round, why was the world transfixed to hear the news of 13 wild boars in the summer Boa RS. Yeah wild boar not just Was it that were they roaring? Well that would give the whole thing away if I give you a location? Wait, is this ty cave thing well, if you say them out loud rather than writing them down You can sometimes give it away to the other team. Yeah, sure Some people would say that would be more televisual, you know Some quizzes they do that don't they on television people just say the answers out loud rather than watch footage of them, right? I'm very happy with you Michelle. Okay, we finished the quiz we can go. Yeah Round one and you know, it's round one stop it Right time for the first set of answers first time I asked you if you can name three American celebrities who attended Prince Harry and Meghan markle's wedding. We shall surely you got these Yeah, George Clooney Oprah, Serena and Megan Yes, make Megan Malka was there who's a huge celebrity baby yeah Specifically Prince Harry love suits. Yeah, he used it like tinder Claudia my what did you get? Same Oprah, Serena George. Okay, Richard a no. Oh Okay, what do you what do you get well I put Columbo Follow that with Kanye and I got bored and wrote Roger fuck sword And also Dick Van Dyke, I don't know if he was there we'll see that I think he's dead no He nearly died he got saved by dolphins remember on a lie low what Too many times my god dick that can sum without me Dick Van Dyke a lie low fell asleep woke up Google far out dolphins pushed him back to shore Stop-in thanks for getting me back No, each true guy is a true thing that happened in the world that we live in but weirdly you saying it makes it sound Like it isn't true Him that makes it sound untrue. It is also weird It's pretty weird. Okay, so three points for David Michelle three points for Claudia and Mo no points for Richard and no next I'll see if you remembered what the two suspects are accused of poisoning the Russian spy claimed they were doing in the UK What do you have? Salisbury and Stonehenge Cathedrals doughnuts stone heads We just called stone hedges walls Your president wants to build a stone hedge Yeah, no, it's Stonehenge. We thought so because I think they wanted to see Salzburg They said they want to disease Salisbury Cathedral and Stonehenge. I thought and I thought Salisbury was the name of the grocery store At Sainsbury's, I think you're thinking What did you get? We just got set. It's Salisbury Cathedral but this spire and you asked for a measurement tall Richard why did you think the Russian spy said there were on a tourist trip to England? They want to go to Asda. I Haven't got one in Russia. So they'd heard it was good Competitively priced and they have a very good policy about taking stuff back. I took a TV back to Asda after a year Let's remind ourselves of there less than convincing reasoning during an awkward interview on Russia today, what were you doing there? Our friends had been suggesting for a long time that we visit this wonderful town. Look There's the famous Salsbury Cathedral famous. Not only in Europe, but in the whole world, it's famous for its 123 meter spire is famous for its clock the one of the first ever created in the world. That's still working And who are they fooling get those jumpers as they Ask you what Danny Dyer accused David Cameron of doing after brexit, what did your per we said? He won't tell him to fuck off. Are you fucked off? yeah, he fucked off as in he'd left departed fucked off and that he was a twat I Think that's what the point Claudia mo. I put ballsed it up. Did he say something, huh? It seems that something he would say dough like disease that the keys are in it fucking prick see That's not that's not even cockney, you know Twat in there, which is what he called him. That's worth. Ok twice good What what do you think Richard not also twat but there he put his trusses up Three ourselves, so this is Danny Dyer on brexit who knows about brick ship. Yeah, no one's got to include what bricks it is Yeah you what's question time? It's comedy. Well, you know clearer when Jeremy Corbyn No one knows what he is just like this man twiddled it. No one knows what it is What so what's happened to that sweat baby who pulled on this be fair? Comes he could scuttle off he called all this on. Yeah. Yeah, where's where is he? He's in Europe in nice with these trotters up I think you should be held accountable Heed point a lot of people do feel sweat How excited was that old man to be next to Pamela Anderson There's an incredible lineup of guests Discussing who we gonna get the a-team Yes, Danny died yes, Pamela Anderson. Yes Okay, I asked you what Trump asks photographers to do before his historic meeting with Kim Jung hoon What do you put I thought he said don't use flash Because he might melt He's Cerny, he's got an odd look about him it's northern. I answer Richard not Daniels inspector I've done back-to-front si put cheers on their tripods With two back two front legs, I don't know. I mean, I think I might have had an aneurysm Michelle we said make make us look good yummy That is the correct answer. Let's take a look at that excruciating the awkward meeting That's Michael McIntyre there I Asked why the world was captivated by news of 13 wild boars in the summer. I think Michelle might have given this away The take a boy. Yeah, the team was called the wild boars That's what that football team was called. So what you managed to write down what Michelle said? Yep, and retreat don't listen to them, but we did write ty cave Bing 13 boys rescued points all around I can tell you that Richard and gnaw have a very creditable to claw your mo have six in the lead David. Michelle was seven And no filler just like a Russians weekend away in Salisbury Welcome back to the big fat quiz our next round is all about the music of 2018. Let's remind ourselves The Spice Girls announced they are getting back together Victoria Beckham said she won't be singing with the Spice Girls. So no change there then And a scary sporty posh ginger baby is what Megan and Harry are gonna have next year Okay for our first music question It's over to the Channel 4 News room where Jon Snow is reporting on one of the biggest songs of the year over to John an International manhunt is underway After a British citizen in his 20s was seen abandoning large reptiles by the roadside south of the Equator the creatures which have been described as Homegrown alligators were reportedly left after the suspect was heard saying that he got a hip erode He is thought to have become distressed that the architecture around him was unfamiliar and was confused as to the date saying time flies by in the yellow and green according to eyewitnesses the accused spoke in a gravelly baritone and flared underneath the hot Sun in a vehicle with Two in the front and two in the back commanded his accomplices were said to be heading for a Mountaintop that he was dreaming of the public have been asked to report any unusual sightings of a man deep-sea diving around the clock wearing bikini bottoms Updates as we get them Back to you Jimmy Don't slow their reporting in one of the biggest songs of the year, so just write down the title of the song David Mitchell will get this one Michelle if it wasn't a hit in America can we just skip this question because We haven't got a clue we don't know So at this time this is dead time for us because there's no amount of thinking we could just name a song we do know singing in the rain, for example That's not what he's referring to I'll give you the artist. You can give me the song come on. So the artist is George Ezra I Just told you that I'm right. Yeah, anyway, you know polka dolls in Budapest right next question in May a global audience of around 200 million people saw Israel's Netta Barzilai win the Eurovision Song Contest with the song toy what was unusual about a dance move and sound effect featured in her performance Was she being an animal? Yes Which one? The only one we know don't help o mine the animal gone you well to me go on know this squirrel. Yes Yes Almost my favorite of all the animals I'm surprised you're off then squirrel. That's a leap. You know, they get on Giraffe kick a squirrel in there Is any of this helping Wife crossed off squirrel and draft to sell me the animal group arachnid That's not an ethnographer Sisson open pose angular Thanks question in April Sainsbury's boss, Mike coupe was caught singing to himself whilst waiting to be interviewed All I want to know is what song was he singing Rossi's named Mike coupe, Mike coupe Aries phone that says a bit like coops Ames bridge outside as that, this is horrible Yeah Okay, Kanye West met President Donald Trump in the White House in October But what security detail did Kanye inadvertently reveal to the world's media whilst in the Oval Office? He gave away a massive security detail. What was it? where they were Yes, all right, I've got some answers for you Jon Snow was reporting on one of the biggest hits of the year Did you get what it was crocodile shoes we put okay and you put David Michelle Elton John's croc Okay, and you got claudia mo shotgun exactly the right answer yeah Your fans are excellent dancing right? I mean you do strictly course, you're a found a great dancing, let's go back over to Jon Snow How do you get him to do that, how did we get to do that? We've got some Polaroids I took in the 70s Netta Basel, I won the Eurasian song contest what was unusual about her dance and sound effect We think she did a fart dance move The dance moved me to go with the fart sound effect. Don't worry. She's like running away The sound effect would be crucial to the clarity over the move because you do a certain movement possibly slightly bottome But it's the noise that comes with it and makes it clear that that you're supposedly Representing a fart Sudi you think a fart noise won the Eurovision Song Contest? No, that's just part of the routine be amusing wouldn't it? Yeah, okay what's not improved by a fart I think you're greatly under estimating the fart Claudia mo. What did you get for this one? Hi, Dan squirrel or a fox or some sort of small fluffy creature like Yeah, we led to a massive bomb steer there That's a fact. No, it was no chicken move chicken move check-in though. You're absolutely right. Let's treat ourselves to a look Goto lucky cat doing that Chicken dust we'll go to loads of gold cats do man I mean, well you got the lots of brilliant tell our Next up asked you for you remembered what song Sainsbury's CEO Mike coop. I was caught singing in an interview. Was it fuck my place? It was not killing in the name of or fuck the police I can't read while Richards written It's like doctors handwriting over to you. I Feel like a woman by Shania Twain So much better or lithium by Nirvana Okay. Claudia. Mo. What do you think? We didn't know we guessed spice cos? You're pretty close with I thought well, aren't we right? Uh, was it no? No. Oh, but if money makes the world go round With something about money. Yeah, I thought there's money money money what ABBA money I am into music Was it money makes the world go around we're in the money it's we're in the money, isn't it? Yes. Let's have a look Rolling This value sunny let's lend its pendants in this room Whatever you say about their performance at the end of it you didn't go come on. Let's See the positive. I think that's a brilliant performance. Yeah But I think I wouldn't say endearing I think that sort of haunting Can you imagine if he's like playing a serial killer in a thriller? Yeah Why is he in a medieval castle as well? I think that's just English Edwardian double-glazing seems posted Wardian though Okay, next ask you what security details Kenya in avert Lee revealed whilst he was at the White House with Trump or did you he's by clock digits Phone which I think was something like 0 0 0 0 1 1 1 1 you know you get where I'm going Claudia, mo got the same thing password and then I put um the code can we get a bonus point for that? Yeah, please how many zeros did you put five zeros five I know was six zeros. I would have given you the bonus point, okay? Michelle do you know a lot about politics and we thought it might be his secret service nickname was revealed which is cadaver Let's take a look Right here It's a bad meeting when someone pulls out their phone. Yeah throw you ideas to Show you a gif. Oh, you could show me a gift all day. I'll be happy Okay, no points points points, okay for our last music question, please welcome two very special guests love island finalist Megan and Wes How's that how's life been since since love island it's been a whirlwind really a whirlwind to whirlwind. Yeah. Yeah What have you been? Are you still together? Do me stop flirting Sometimes they break up on the love Island and they they leave the stood Still going strong when the career does that we might break up good Okay, now you've got a music related question I believe The music related question. So love Island was one of the biggest TV events of the year But our question is about the biggest song of the year it got over two billion news on YouTube It was one of the most requested songs on a lexer. But what was it? The biggest song of the year 2 billion billion 2 billion YouTube views. Do you mean million billion billion? You sound like dr. Evil now? 2 million views how many views? Why don't you write down the song? I want to ask Allah violin question who won the love island Jack and Danny Jack and Danny. Yeah, you actually win the island How do you win so you're getting a couple and then like other guys and girls come in if you're tempted you can recap all but a few times not gonna lie, but Do you do stuff with the other people On tone. Oh, yeah, but I like you a lot in it, so basically Darlene our talk Yes, will you which thing must be given um, I was gonna go called Laura, is that the Scottish lady Yeah in use well in it She's 29 and then you said look it's not for me and she like you tried to be that little Because she was the older ones like I thought fucking care anyway Okay, so what do you got Jimmy this steel now looks like you've just dropped your two kids off to pop Okay, have you or let's see your answers on this Michelle, what was your answer something that was bad True but not what we were looking for Richard. No sharks old. Oh, I'm afraid not claudia Mo, baby shark. Okay, let's go do these two of the other the answer is yeah, of course. It was the baby shark Let's have a quick listen to baby. Shy no, it's not it's not good to start with but it gets good How about listen does it? Do-do-do-do-do-do mommy shocked if you did a little mommy shocked if you did if you do mommy shirt, that's the death of music I Wanna give you a pointer shark song. They said shocked we get baby shark To the grand reef sharks a jumping-off point to get to the shot Songs a ripple for piping around anyway Five finger fast I'm going to pick And there's a ripoff of fire get hurt now Look what I found a shark's tooth everyone It's a baby shot Me wrong again, isn't it? I'm gonna put this wet teabag on Jimmy Starr The first time Jimmy's had a wet teabag Let's have a look and see what that's done to the scores Okay, so Richard and na have five David and Michelle have seven a chlorine ammo in the lead with nine Normal types of negative ways Welcome back to the big fat quiz Our next round is all about film and TV in 2018 in February Black Panther took the box office by storm We finally have a black superhero. Is there anything Black Panther can't do sadly? Yes, walk up to an American police officer with his hands in his pockets Let's remind ourselves of some of the years TV highlights action Hey watts Yes, yeah i'ma special to me that one as well Sugar chemistry, that's what it is. Yeah. Well played And TV and film questions first up currently starring in a Christmas carol in the West End Simon Callow has a question for you Hi, Jimmy. Now speaking of someone who knows a thing or two about Characters I was very intrigued to hear that a film featuring a well-loved British character was banned in China this year But can your teams tell me who it was? The final of BBC's bodyguard was watched by 17 million people due to a misunderstanding Over language some American viewers thought the two leads had an inappropriate relationship Why does Home Secretary mean mother in American? you are so So close to the right answer there What film released back in February resulted in people worldwide making the American Sign Language sign for hug and love Okay, next George Ezra has a question for you. Hello Jimmy. I've got a question for you So in May Jeremy Clarkson fronted the latest series of Who Wants to Be a Millionaire and alongside asked the audience 50/50 and phone-a-friend a new fourth lifeline was introduced to the show. Can you remember what it was called? It's a new life line. It's a new one. Yes. I see what I'll see you in 50 50 75 25 35 25 would be great. Is it just tell me the answer? Please time for a say will you see have a look at these pictures tell me what event from 2018 you think they're spelling out? Yes and deal with that Oh Claudia's got it wrong quickly Some smoke people no murmuring, but yes an easy way Time for some answers. Okay. So Simon Callow asked you if you knew which British character had been banned in China What did you get Winnie the poop? That is absolutely the correct answer. What did you think was banned in China? I thought that the teapots in Beauty and the Beast Had been banned why do you think that had been banned in China I was panicked Okay now Claudia mo You went with Christopher Robin? Which is also the right answer because the Christopher Robin movie was banned this year because it featured whenever persons everywhere The issue is do you know what the issue is? Is it Winnie the Pooh ain't got no clothes. He's got a t-shirt No, but that's a better that would be a more logical reason that would make some sense. Their reason is the the leader of China looks a bit like Winnie the Pooh and he's quite sensitive about it I Didn't know Winnie the Pooh was British old cartoon bears are English. Even yogi deal with that. I Only believe that because he says pic-a-nic and that feels like a thing you guys would say hey Yogi goes he goes. I'm gonna go on it. I'm taking my picnic best that just sounds like there's a lineup everyone's Nick anybody Okay next I wanted to know why some American viewers were confused about the relationship between two lead characters in The Bodyguard, okay What if you go on for Michelle incest? Dating we said related that is the same deal and you've gone with we put baby shot, but I said incest That's the strangest sentence I said Yes, some Americans were confused because when he says ma'am a lot of Americans thought Amen mom So have a look at some of the tweets the whole time I've been thinking David bard in The Bodyguard has been saying mom, but it's ma'am Thank God really made me think I was watching a show with a ton of incest in Incest fine. It's just a ton of him. Yes Let's have a look and see whether we think this is a valid complaint, how long is this gonna take? I can't say for certain mom. Oh Thank you mom Anjou Teemo Oakley alone He did all his chores right strap line, he's really done all this Going on a blatant picnic Also, there's far too much kind of friendliness between them for a standard English mother-son relationship. I Mean to be honest, I would say if they were a mother and son. Yes starts that you'd say their relationship is too formal It's not a healthy. Yeah, and then it becomes affectionate but in the wrong way Without an intervening period of a sort of healthy family die now. Yes, sometimes you over correct and then you swing back Yeah, they definitely over correct them Last night I over corrected your mum Corrected your mom last night Jimmy In the car park behind their bins Okay, I asked you if you knew what film had people making the American Sign Language sign for hug and love what did you Blind spot because I confuse sign language due to blind people Which mean what you do to blind people? Make Michelle thought that blind people might use sign language to get around their disability Not What did you put why do you think people were making the sign shape of water? You put the shape of water? Well, there was a deaf lady in the show But people didn't do the sign for hug and love the American sign for that because - what a bunch of wankers Black Panther. Yeah, it was the it was the sign for. Yeah. What kinda Okay, George ever wanted to know or what the new lifeline was on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire rope attached to a tire? Is a lifeline it's real life right so you're right You're above Quicksand or alligator eyes and you hold on to I don't want a 50-50 if I'm in quicksand I want I want a rope. Yes We said sex for an answer I will give you sex for what answer did George Ezra want to know menu located him? Did you find out that he really wanted to know anyway We could kill two birds with one stone And or did you just ask him to ask the question and did he have to act like you really wanted to know? I don't think he cares I didn't buy that shit Claudia what do you think? We didn't know? Fuck it Knows that fuck in it Claudia was like use your phone like for the internet. Maybe he's allowed some sort of Google device Well, the answer is you get to answer the host. It's asked Jeremy really? Let's see how ask the host actually went I'm gonna ask you Jeremy. We'd love to help you out. But I literally don't know. I wouldn't I just couldn't say Have a sticks in my head, I think I'd like to ask the host What I think is obviously have no idea and despite your past performances on the show Jeremy I'd like to ask the host. I Can't help you on that at all As usual Where's he's a pro/con I've combined it into mine Okay, I ask you just say what you saw I want an exact answer here Claudia Winkleman Well, it's Jodie Whittaker Jo Dee Whittaker day be a sheep sheep the new Doctor Who? day be use Debuts, that's it, baby over Aluminum's. What did you go waitress Jodie Whittaker day bu you Pardo Which is how I would express it, yeah, it was Joe D Whitaker debuts in Doctor Who use that's what the baby sheets are called use You Richard know what did you put for this one Jodie Whittaker debut Doctor Who you can't just read Jodie Whittaker baby's doctor. No, I can see it now. All right, they get a point. All right Points points. Okay points, right? You've relaxed the standards Okay now it's time for a special bonus round I'm gonna show you three film posters from this year, which have all been subtly improved All you need to do is tell me what the film is never has the word bonus been more. Miss you. I Mean when you're right, you're right David. Okay, so I want to know the name of the film I'm looking for three answers on the screen. Here's the first one Okay, so what film is that Here's the second one write down the name of the film We've saved the best for last I defy anyone not to be a little bit sexually aroused when they see this next one Gasps I've got to say the longer hair for you. David is really doing it wrong, mate Okay, so do have you all got something let's all look I Know I mean Deven you haven't said anything. I mean, it's been switched off Claudia, okay Okay. So what have you got David Michelle Avengers infinity war? Yeah, I don't know Mamma Mia Jill Yeah, a star is born star is born. Okay, Claudia, would you? Avengers a fantasy war Mamma Mia - and I wrote love story because I got confused because I was Barbra Streisand was in my head And I just got confused and then you took the pen away from me Well, I got confused when I put money money money instead of Squash that down Did you Richard no mama Mae it's a star is born but we put we've got the first one, right? So two points two points three points Let's have a look at the posters. Let's have a look. So that's me as Thanos in In The Avengers infinity war. Yeah. Nice. The second one was me David and null the cast of Mamma Mia I'll be honest with you. I think we do better and finally David and I as Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper So at the end of that round the scores are Richard and null have 8 they're lucky to have a frankly I David and Michelle 13 just ahead Claudia and Moe with 50 Fun no one wins anything and there's a bloke in charge who looks like a bit of a dick in a waistcoat See you in five Welcome back to the big fat quiz Our next round is all about science and the Internet in 2018 If you suffer from erectile dysfunction things are looking up in March viagra was made available over-the-counter over-the-counter viagra, that sounds powerful In August youtuber ksi and vlogger Logan Paul and a boxing match with the winner going on to fight grumpy cats Okay ready for some more big fat questions. Of course, you are first it's over to the one shows Alex Jones Hi, Jimmy Now this year we all took steps to ensure we cut down on how much plastic we used and I was thrilled to hear that Chepstow became the first town in South Wales to be awarded plastic free status But remarkably, how did they celebrate their achievement? Okay. So Shep Stowe became a plastic freetown How did they celebrate? Oh, I know. Yeah, I all I know is this Thing you know with this Yeah Okay, all right one of the biggest memes on Twitter this year was bde All I want to know is what those initials stand for Oh, II know We ve like best day ever I think it probably would be Next question Kylie Jenner did something in February of this year that calls shares of a tech company to plummet by 1.3 billion dollars. What does she do? Kylie Jenner, they are in Basic Instinct, I believe Have a listen to this recording of Jane Aubrey Jones Discussing an online debate that he sparked back in May. All I want to know is what's he talking about? it couldn't be that huge and then I heard the recording again online and I realized So it's basically an Internet debate I know but I can't remember Cuz I know I knew that's the same as not knowing Last question for this round over to a superstar DJ Jonas blue Hi, Jimmy, 2018 has been a great year for me DJing and performing all over the world But back in April 11 year-old Mason Ramsay made his Coachella debut after a video of him performing in Walmart went viral But what did the video show him doing? So so what Jonas wants to know what 11 year-old Mason Ramsay did in Walmart that went viral this year I have brought some snacks from home. Ok Let's not you brought snacks from home. I brought snacks some home. What have you got case? Here we go, oh jeez, and pineapple Hedgehog Michelle have you never had cheese and pineapple? No what you got me you Americans don't know how to live This is proper British food. Try one of these coz that I mean that's a taste sensation right there What kind of cheese is it? Hey, dad doesn't matter Toss those over it's a taste sensation Oh Oh What what's fizz its disgusted Its Jones wanted to know how chepstow celebrated becoming the first town in South Wales to be awarded plastic free status. Why have you put Plastic surgery festivals are very good Okay, so bubble wrap claudia mo and what do you put Richard blowing off a party I Can tell you they actually celebrated their plastic tree status by they hung up a banner made of plastic I Asked you what the initials BD e stood for what do you put? With all the electricals Yes, pour too much bucks fees on the electric What did you put B de big dick energy That is the right answer Richard no, what have you what have you put big dick energy I I put dong first because I find the turn dick very offensive. I Put it above dong It'll be a good name for luck of energy supply doing it Seems like someone that doesn't actually have a big dick But they just have the energy of someone that has a big dick. You don't want anyone with big dick entry. You want somebody with? with gratitude with a miniature penis Small dick enthusiasm Alright next I wanted to know what Kylie Jenner did that cause shares of a tech company to drop by 1.3 billion dollars What did you? She said snapchat was over. She only bloody did Who uses snap? I don't even know what that is. Yeah, that's a correct answer What did you what do you think? Oh, we put Instagram because I thought it was an Instagram It turns out it was another thing I don't care about now That's your mistake. She tweeted that she didn't use snapchat anymore. Ah, maybe it should DM me I would have got it. Yeah Points points no points. Okay, I Played you a recording of Jo Bree Jones who'd been discussing an online debate. He was involved in what do you think it was? Um, what you mean, why would I blame him It was not it was not a wise. But all I remember is there was a hoo-ha about whether you should have an apple Um, Pete a bruja not a ho. Okay, so you what did you write Richard? No, Wallace the question again about Brujas, it was the word. It was an online useful work and I didn't as I've made a word up. I just put flump Oh It's not one pie, but great good what well, it was like the same kind of controversy is the blue and yellow dress. Yes Yeah, it was either I said Sheila and Lucy or something similar It was basically like an oral. Aur Version of the dress thing. Yes. It was actually the Laurel Jonnie debate. Let's have a listen Laurie What are you hearing there Michelle? Yeah me. Yeah, I'm hearing Laurel. Well, I can tell you Younger people are likely to hear Jonnie because they hear higher frequencies Older people were here Laurel. He's actually saying the word Laurel. What were you hearing Jimmy Laurel or yawning Laurel? What are you hearing I'm hearing Yanni and I'm older than all of you, it's Yanni Okay, so by shouting out who's hearing Yanni is it? Who's tearing Laurel? Okay, the people here in Laurel are drunker That's all they told us When he was recording the word Laurel for vocabulary calm what just that word. It's that specialized Perfectionist man. The only word he does is Laurel. I can't even do that Let's see. Yeah me I don't know a Yanni here. We know you've just made up the word flump. Oh You're hearing flump. Oh, I'm hearing Gail motherfucking quiz, okay And lastly lastly for the in turn around DJ Jonas blue asked you if you could remember why 11 year-old Mason Ramsay went viral earlier this year. What did you think he really want to know? What is he ambivalent? No, he asked me to ask you David Mitchell you got this right did I I Wrote down Singing a song. He got a record contract. Oh, well, that is technically the right answer Claudia mo, babe You're no kid. That was yodel kid is the more correct answer? What did you what do you get yodeling Hank Williams song when I mean you guys let's treat ourselves as cover to a listen Tell your your cultures rubbish He said he's in for a real a real sad awakening once puberty hits Love him. Um, oh I said he watch time for a bonus round This is the part of the show where I introduce a mystery guest All you have to do is guess who they are and how they made the news this year Great question know if you've only asked them yes or no questions. Ladies and gentlemen our mystery guest Okay, so write down the answer as soon as you know it and we'll move on out of yes And no, which is your favorite words Have you created something. Yes musically. No, could you make a robot? No, yeah, are you a science guy? No, are you a ghost? You invented something yes when you completed it, did you get big big energy Yes Viagra Big dick is pretty close big bull Megan. It's a dick Do you believe in Jesus? As an you don't think he existed Yes, you don't believe existed. Yes, despite all the historical evidence Is the thing you invented made of plastic yes. Oh that's the power dear for you. I Guess have a guess okay, so David Emma, Jean what have you got that thing that collects plastic in the ocean? Oh, that would have been good though Wouldn't it? If you've done that what a hero you would be Amazing Richard know what have you what have you put? Well you said for anything so I put down Toblerone Did you invent the Toblerone? He done the the Trump blimp thing This is a small version of the blimp you originally made would you call that an invention? Let's bring him round and then there's a bigger one. It's a big big. Yeah. There's a big there's a big one easy Stuff. Hey It's not inflated of it. That's huge to have that space this to even make it you You know, I mean in it Have you ever been near a bouncy castle Because you So Leo was the man behind the Trump baby balloon that flew over Parliament on Trump's first visit to the UK it was done as a protest How did you come up with the idea for baby Trump? I think Presidency is quite frightening thing really? It's very much a laugh or cry situation. And so we so we felt like the thing to do And speak to minute language that you understand, you know personal insults. Yeah Sniffles, um real but you're sending this to protest around the world Baby we'll go to I think this is fantastic Leo everyone you Know have turn in double digits David and Michelle have 17 in the lead still Florian mo with 19 And he's baby Trump Welcome back to the big fat quiz The next round is all about Sport in May Manchester City won the Premier League on their way to the title man city broke several records Most points biggest goal difference and how little I could give a fuck Serena Williams accused an umpire at the US Open of sexism Although when he said 40-love it turns out that it was the score. He wasn't guessing her age of being patronizing Sports questions don't panic. They're easy It wouldn't be the big fat quiz without the children of Mitchell book Primary School performing one of their unconventional school plays take a look Don't follow British sports Michelle, but that was our summer Okay, so that was the children ritual book primary schools tribute to England's better-than-expected World Cup campaign But can you remember who eventually knocked us out of the tournament? Believe it or not. America didn't even make the World Cup. Yeah, we never really make the World Series. So yeah Staying on the walk up whose message of encouragement to the England team after they beat Columbia during the World Cup went viral Our Mo's got it Next up I want to know why did social media users he preys on the Japanese supporters after each one of their World Cup matches. I'm a Power nap during the sports round. It doesn't seem unreasonable In November Gary Andersen reached the quarterfinals of the Grand Slam of darts. Yeah. Now you're interested Oh But what was Gary Andersen forced to deny doing mid-match after his opponent claimed it affected his performance ridiculously Ridiculous next it's over to youtuber and certainly start Joe sugg who has a question for you Hello, Jimmy taking part in Strictly. This year has been so exciting and being part of a live show Every week has shown me that everyone needs a lucky mascot at times back in August Championship football team West Bromwich Albion in vote a new mascot to their supporters. What was unusual about it? So pretty pretty easy question there for Michelle wolf West Bromwich Albion What was their new mascot? I mean it can be easier animal lives in that area not an animal More household object so their math their mascot was a household item. Yeah We're in which in which room would you find it? It's got its own little room. It's got its own little room Okay Okay, here's some answers I asked you who England went out to in the World Cup, could you remember I watched Creation You can say oh, yeah. Got it. We got one right? I see no tick Points all round on that. I asked you whose message of encouragement to the England team during the World Cup went viral Who did you think we wrote Nigel Farage Thank You. Mo, Ross Kemp Ross Scott, and you've also got rasca, okay Well, let's treat ourselves to a little look You would never know that beads to be that is everything We love you boys, we love you While their daffodils in these back pocket What is so sinister you don't know what happens As well, you know, I you mean so much to me About you daffodils, they never got some flowers. I Wanted to know why social media had nothing, but praise for the Japanese supporters We just wrote Ross camp again They gave out Nintendo, yeah I guess they David Michelle. What do you got? What do you think it says? They furry soup from the hoist, is that correct We'll take the point. If not I'll say what it actually says which is they sung songs from the shows No He's right Alec Guinness he goes there son I Can tell you two Japanese fans, in fact cleaned up the stadium's after themselves They stuck around there's a picture of me. They brought their own bin bags I asked you if you knew what dance champion Gary Anderson denied doing mid match back in November. I Claudia Winkleman farting Why are you so happy about this? I'm so happy about it because of course he needs to release It saying that's what the song from frozen is about Richard know we put also their Garf Garf got defecate we wrote communists for some reason now Commit incest Oh Well, let's uh, let's have a look This man did not defecate and he's very clear on it in the interview Let's have a look. Just spoke to Wesley And besides that he said you were a class player and you let him alive in the first session. He said that It was smelly on the stage. I thought where's that fact of them station today? Well, I think he thinks you did it. You can put your finger up laughs so we must know yeah That's docked it Was bad it was bad It was you know hands up speed on my kid's life. So help me God nothing closed, but it was smelly anyway, it was smelly Shit himself I Mean, that's a professional spokesman, right? If he would have farted he would have shit himself yeah like that this man can't fart Forgive me every time he's gone too far The healthiest style All or nothing with me Okay Lastly Joe sugg wanted to know what was unusual about West Bromwich Albion, 'he's new mascot Richard know what you got? we've got giant otter I Think we've written toast for some reason trap toast rack and then we've got toilet blouse wife's face to me, bro What do you think mo? It's it's shower Well, you said it's got its own little room. Could it be some sheets Oh, what else did we write as a mascot? What some sheets? Michelle David a boiler. Yep. All right. It was a combi boiler Everyone up gently So points points no points. It's time now to welcome a special guest. It's the Great British Bake Off finalist Kim joy Give people the ranks. I mean slightly too generous in size It's me on a meringue no, did you watch bake-off? These are called kisses you know that right? That's right. I'm on Bake Off motherfuckers It's two seasons he's picked up a thing or two Someone baked up when you finish with the cakes and the judge is about a little bit what happens to the cake the cruel year Yeah Cuz they'd that they've know the ones which are the best ones they all descends on the bake you I do severe gossip Jimmy Oh, yes Pru Occasionally if there's any cakes left over she takes them home for our pigs It's to do with food Come on question away So now it wouldn't be a series of bake-off about a few food disasters but whose food disaster back in February resulted in calls for police people contacting the MPS and a public apology in Yes, okay, I know I don't know Okay. So Richard no KFC chicken shortage, David Michelle. What do you go? Oh KFC ran out chicken Were you aware of this Michelle? No, it sounds like an American problem This is quite a funny story actually because they had one company that had delivered all their chicken for years and years and years and they and another company that said no we can do it for less than that and they and the other the first chicken company sort of laid off loads of staff and was very sad and everything and then this other Very company got nowhere close It was almost like they thought well, how much chicken do you need is would it be like one chicken per branch of? Yeah day one there's a chicken super tears when you need another you need another four thousand now I Can't believe it. It's unimaginable Quantity of chicken we have to deliver to hundreds of places And now how the hell are we gonna do that? We used to doing parcels Chickens when we get them Broke down immediately turned out with five chickens that you love. That's all test. Coz of God That is the most complete answer we've ever had Okay, Claudia. Mo. Did you get this? Yeah, no got it. Okay. Well no chicken okay of Course, okay, I could tell you Richard and NOLA lucky to have 14 David and Michelle They've got 21, Claudia and Mo still in league with 24 Joy Thank You King John Welcome back to the big fat quiz of the year Our next round is all about people in January you Kip were embroiled in a racist Rauh way that's actually a story from last year and the year before and next year Yeah in January you keeps leaders girlfriend texted racist remarks about Meghan Markel She later tried to defend herself saying that some of her best friends were also racist Time for some more big fat questions. Okay, first up over to Sheridan Smith who has a question for you hi to me So I have a question for you guys, okay? billionaire Elon Musk in 2018 caused headlines all over the world. He took his red Tulsa roadster out for a spin back in February But what was unusual about the trip? He's red Tesla Roadster, okay He took his car out for a spin. Why was that unusual? Alright next what prompted footballer Peter Crouch to tweet the following back in August. Ah, the old picking apples routine she's going straight through my repertoire on this trip a picture of a fire Yes, what did actor Mark Wahlberg put on Instagram in September it was widely described as insane, yes In her book full disclosure, how did stormy Daniels describe Donald Trump's penis? Oh and I'm looking for the exact Wording the exact phrase the description of Donald Trump's penis Were you done? That naturally comes from thinking about Donald Trump speak Okay for our next question it's over to esteemed actor Charles dance who's reading an extract from a celebrity book released in 2018 But who is the mystery author over to you Charles? Chapter 3 the psychology of a diva another rule clean knickers every day Most of you will read that and say of course, what kind of girl do you think I am? But you'd be surprised you're in a hurry You haven't done the washing you're scrambling around and find a pair under the bed quick sniff Yep there. Okay. No Unacceptable. It's a slippery unhygenic slope from there. You cannot be a diva if you haven't got a clean gusset every morning I hear my mother in the back of my head saying do not leave the house for dirty knickers on as if I would When I was little I used to ask her why Because if anything happens to you, you don't want dirty underwear on she'd explain. It's a lesson I remembered all my life as well as my pricetag paranoia I also live in fear of having an accident from being pulled from the wreckage with torn clothes only for the hunky firemen has just saved me to look down with horror and say Jesus love you could have worn clean undies It's not Michelle Obama's one It's sort of our equivalent off we can rule that Cameron No, David David Cameron actually famous for skid marks No one said It's not that dance player isn't yes that one All right, so Tom Samantha's I asked you What was unusual about Elon Musk's trip with his car? Did it? Did it drive itself? Did he drive itself accent? It's an excellent answer. It is a hundred percent wrong Oh What did you get Richard? No, he was alone in the passenger seat That sounds sad somehow, okay drove itself along the passage sheet. No, Michelle That is a right answer is the photo of the car He said it in his face on his SpaceX rocket people had some mad about it They were get to waste of money, but then you're like I mean weddings I asked you why footballer Peter Crouch said to tweet that red are the old picking apples routine She's going straight through my repertoire on this trip. What did you put? The reason made bouncing should we treat ourselves? You know when people use that phrase they say Oh dance like there's nobody watching yeah, that's what that looks like It's more like a puppet you do The funniest finger baby if you go back is that yeah. This guy must be like those security chief and he's phases out What was your answer no, Richard Grimm's fairy tale Okay, so you didn't write anything. So just points there well done you All right. Next I ask you what Marky Mark put on Instagram in September that was described as insane. What was it? Time table yeah. Yeah. What did you butchered daily daily steady work everything? Yeah. Geez. We've got it here It's 2:30 a.m. Wake up prayer time breakfast workout post-workout shower golf snack cryochamber snack family time lunch meetings pick up snack workout shower dinner bedtime 7:30 Look at 9:30 cryo chamber recovery. That's quite futuristic and then very smart It's so weird, how does he play golf for half an hour? Why is he starting a workout and specifically at 3:40 what at all? 3:15 3:40 workouts then a post-workout meal at 5:30. Every one person is asleep alone by himself What eating a roast my geez kids I'm just going after have a dinner with him because he goes to bed at 7:30 Water is ridiculous if he writing got eight to the 11 he could take his kids to school Yeah, cuz he's just snacking and freezing himself during that time So he could easily do this cause I'm sorry, I can't do this call drop off I'm frozen Okay points are round on that one. I wanted to know how stormy Daniels described Donald Trump's penis I dint look What have you gone for Michelle? We didn't know we wrote little Donald Was it disappointing? Maxim like Mushroom light is the right answer She described Donald Trump's penis as being like the mushroom character from Mario Kart Charles dance read an extract from a book by a celebrity whose book Scary face scary spider you've done for our Claudia mo. It's not right but if I read a Segment of it and I the soup is the only person I could think of Sally Field II I think oscar-winning She's written an extraordinary book about her childhood, and it was about having clean knickers on Richard note they put Lily Allen then the alan did have a book out, which is very good But i'm afraid it's not any of those and let's go back to Charles nails for the answer That was an extract from the GC how to be a diva by Gemma Collins You ain't can who ever get this candy Who is that Gemma Collins is on the only ways Essex? What now? I'm talking about the Gemma Collins mean. Have you ever seen that the Gemma calling to me? No, people uses that can mean to let people somewhere out like when everything's going everything's going wrong and there's a like Gemma coin She's got like a drink and she's like I just want to be me. I'm not getting involved. Yeah what I mean Enjoy yourself. You. Not seen that no. No, I Like your Gemma Collins impression there. What is it again? Oh, thanks. Yes You know, yeah younger people Okay, it's time now to welcome a special guest it's the Lord Mayor of Sheffield Majeed midget Now this is this is some incredible bling you got it is made in 1857 solid gold You're dripping, I love it You became Lord Mayor of Sheffield this year yes this year me Okay, an incredible inauguration ceremony, I believe you played two pieces of music at your inauguration Yes, I play two pieces. So the first one was I think we gotta cued up. Yes was Superman So cool this guy's and then as you actually got walked in everybody stood up when they played the Imperial March You got a question Yes, so back in July. I announced that I was banning Donald Trump from coming to Sheffield and describes him as a waste man but in November Donald Trump was been able to attend a world war one Memorial events in France. Why? What was the reason given, you know as mayor do you travel around my name cause with the flags around Sheffield I've got driver Now do you wear to go train the whole time when I'm in bed shower everything? Good on you Okay. Okay, so you're got answers down. Okay. So reason given D for Donald Trump not turning up at a world war one Memorial Because it was raining But then we wondered whether it was also traffic. Okay, and what do you go with Claudia mo? We Heba said but it was bad weather. It was a rain, okay? Richard no, he has no humanity Wind and someone tried to put his penis in an omelet So the answer is true field to attend because of poor weather It was raining so he didn't turn up to a world war one Memorial That guy is a waste man massive. So let's see what that son to this course Richard and gnaw hanging in there was 16 David a Michelle 24 Claudia and mo 27 Of 2018 This next round is all about the talking points and water cooler moments that define 2018 Kleenex announced it was no longer making Man-sized tissues so great news old sock. Yeah back in business He knocked over a man tried to steal the Magna Carta from Salisbury Cathedral although to be fair It's not even the third worst thing to have happen it softly this year Okay final set of questions for you Why did CCTV footage of a suspected thief in Blackpool make headlines around the world in October? Yeah Okay, next up. It's over to the delightful Emma Willis who has a question for you. Hi, Jimmy My question is all about dancing one dance craze went viral this year due to its inclusion in the game fortnight And it was even banned in a UK school. Can your teams remember what it was? Do you get a point? If you can do dance You do get a point. If you can do dance if you can demonstrate the dancers rather than writing it down. I will accept that Why did an advert for a Mother's Day Afternoon cream tea cause controversy back in March? Next question, it's over to Toph from Made in Chelsea. Hi, Jimmy, like most of us I love a bargain but this year one sale particularly caught my eye and Iconic piece of art reportedly increased in value by 50 to 100 percent within minutes of its selling at auction. Why? Here's Morgan attracted more criticism than usual this year when he mocked Daniel Craig on Twitter using the hashtag Emasculated bond. What was he criticizing? Yeah All right time some answers I want to know why a suspected robber in Blackpool made headlines all around the world what you poke look like David Schwimmer Yep, yeah Schwimmer Schwimmer and Richard. No, I just put Jimmy touches me Okay, so points points no points, let's take a look at him That's the suspected robber and then we've got Me god bless him when I made a little filming in New York. See we've met up for lunch You know me and David and I went to New York this year. I'm not hundreds it sure you did I think you might have met that other man Because he came on the beat He came on a big nasty show and then I said to him as I look I'm gonna go to New York next week and is that Such a nice guy lives there. Yeah. Sure Like when you come like we go for lunch and as a black males a second time, I'm gonna text him He's not gonna reply back and in yeah, we just had lunch Awesome. You become friends with a friend. Yeah Okay, Emma Willis asked you what dance craze went viral this year a demo please mo I mean, that's your credibility's gone now Yeah flossing Oh flossing it's what you would have done the same. Yeah. Well, please Don't ever stop doing you know the flossing little bit Theresa Theresa May did it will give you a point I think points points no points Okay, I asked you why never for a mother's day cream tea cause controversy what have you got it featured incest Again, what did you get David Michelle? They look like bulbs. They loom like boobs. I mean you need to see a doctor Claudia mo You've got this I think no as a debate whether what goes first cream or Jam? The offending picture reignited the debate between Cornwall and Devon over whether the cream or Jam should be on top All right, so tar from Made in Chelsea wanted to know She wanted to know you didn't want to know Sorry mo are you aware that you're not watching this show you're on earth? Wanted to know why piece of art increased in value by at least 50% as the hammer dropped at auction What did you think was that when the Banksy painting shredded? That's the right answer so you got as well Yep, you've got as well. Let's take a look I Mean genius. Okay. Well, I asked you why Piers Morgan criticized Daniel Craig. What did you put a pulse? Little baby carrier. Well, that's exactly right. Here's Daniel Craig growing a little baby carrier Okay and Claudia mo, baby carrier, we wrote near enough. Okay points all around Finally it's time for the big fat question And as a salute of the late great Stanley, we've got some very special guests our basket. Ladies gentlemen Please give a big welcome to Thor Black Widow spider-man Black Panther and The Incredible Hulk Okay, these guys have all had a massive view of the box office half the top ten grossing movies worldwide had Marvel characters in them But how well do you know them all all I want you to do is write down their real name. Ah, fuck you now Okay two points for each correct? Answer. We've got Thor Black Widow spider-man Black Panther and The Incredible Hulk. I want their real name Yes, Superman is Clark Kent, yeah Could I have a chat with Hulk? No, you can't have a child in he can't talk look at him Your boobs make him giggle I yeah Michelle's also done that ready to leave Okay, well let's have a look and see what you've got so what would you look for for Theodore Roosevelt Theodore Roosevelt is not the right answer. What did what did you Claudia if at all? Close Jake Olson Jay Golson so forth or this bevor trick question. He's actually called Thor Odinson I would also accept. Dr. Donald Blake real name is Dr. Donald Blake for all of them Jimmy we've got Odin's son. Yeah, I love that good Black Widow, what was black widows real name Gaja? That is not the right answer and I happen to know, you know that that is not the answer I was looking for Okay, very close Spider-man did you all get this? Everyone got that okay points around on that black panther. Did you get Black Panther we put David Davis? He's wearing the costume this evening Confused me. I could tell that was David Davis We host gram-gram Ian T'Challa Shall we that's the right answer? In the end on its own it's not with the T'Challa what's the in doing that was a joke? Should be won in the recording David Banner UAV was David in the TV series. He's Bruce Banner in the films, but we'll accept it So Bruce Banner Bruce Banner, no Bruce Banner. All right, so that's that's the end of the quiz Okay, let's have a look and see what that sum to the schools. So in last place I'm rightly so Richard Ayoade II and no fielding But the winners with 36 points, Claudia Winkleman and more Gilligan Okay Thanks for our amazing panel of superheroes and thank you for watching at home So we've had the big fat quiz of the year, what about the big fat quiz of everything Well that's here on Friday the 4th of January at 9:00 And Richard IRD is joined by David Baddiel as they follow in the footsteps of prophets and legends in travel man 96 hours in Jordan. That's tomorrow. It's at 9:00 next tonight It's the epic movie from the mind of Stephen King as Tom Hanks stars in The Green Mile
