The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 2 - Episode 18 - Lafe Lingers On | Buddy Ebsen, Donna Douglas

[Music] [Music] the beverly hillbilly [Music] [Music] [Music] you better learn skipper some table manners or granny ain't going to let them eat in their kitchen i'd i hate brother have him eaten in my kitchen than that big overgrown lazy good-for-nothing life crick ah granny don't start on leaf again he's gone he's on his way back to the hill he don't live in the hills he lives in the gully and it's his kind that gives the hill people a bad name he's on his way back to the gully and his daughter with him now let's forget him granny don't get yourself all angered up who's angered up you are because that late crit tried to get you to marry his daughter ain't that right shucks no they're both going back home i'm the only one that has the gumption to hold a grudge it's a sorry thing when a poor old stove up wore out gray-haired old granny has to do all the grudge holding in the family well leave go over granny our leaf is gone and you can't start a fire without you got two sticks to rub together you calling me a stick start in on me here have some of this scald and hot coffee it'll cool you down [Music] here we are mr crick ma'am i just don't know how to thank you a fine beautiful young city girl like you giving a poor old hound dog like me a ride in your beautiful automobile nonsense mr crick the moment you told me that you were mr clapper's nearest and dearest friend like that jet and me two peas in a pod always was you'll be so happy that you're staying over missing my own daughter's wedding to do it but i says to myself i says leafy says if you can pleasure jed and granny and then young's even that itty bitty bit by staying over here like they begged you to you just gotta forget your own pleasure just like mr clapper always thinking of others like that yet me two birds in a mule's tale always was i wish i could stay and see this joyous reunion between two old friends but i must be getting back to the bank yeah you take good care old kids money you're here you keep a tight hole on it now don't you worry it's safe that's comfortable no it's comforting to know that mr clubbert has friends like you i hope you can stay for a while i'm gonna try my best you got my word okay skipper and me i'll be back to help you with the dishes help me with the dishes and that's what you get when you deal with those gully people late quick yes you and phil i'll tell you i've seen something i reckon we got to let granny blow off that head of steve she built up over late quicker she's going to be sputtering and hissing like that for weeks i reckon it'd pleasure heap to cut loose and speak her mind granny what do you think of leif crick why he is the laziest go granny go find the only hard work that he ever done was to turn over in bed he can get up in the morning with nothing to do and by nightfall it's only half done that's it freddy me moth i'm good his woman does all the work over at their place and the only time she ever got him out in the fields she had to sharpen the stump so he couldn't sit down hold the lid off granny let her fly the only nickel he ever earned was when his paw paid him two bits to stay away from the house why he would whitewash his own maw and rent her out to haunt houses he's so lazy even his scarecrows have to sit in the chair you talk about a liar why that late crick he wouldn't know the truth that he stepped on a bear for him go granny he's like a catfish all mouth no brains he's got whiskers like a catfish he's shifty-eyed feet i don't want to talk about it no more that's good granny them last two wasn't much anyway i bet you feel a heap better don't you i feel wonderful and i'm gonna cook up a mess of the finest riddles that this family ever clamped their jaws on a jethro and me has got some wood to cut out back [Music] see you later grant [Music] what you got there skipper [Music] mr craig you speak to me boy hello i get to my feet honey only i'm so tired from walking all the way up here i thought you went back home for isabel's wedding oh ellie darling promise me you never gonna treat your paw the way that girl treated me what did she do went away and left me stranded without no car no money no food all second stop we got plenty of food and granny or doctor you're back to hell no no no honey i don't want to burden nobody but i would like to see your paws face just one more time before i pass on to my reward now maybe if you was to help me i could get to my feet and make my way to the table i mean to wherever your paw is well he's in the kitchen good i am and my ripples will be safe now that ray is rid of life he's hello dear sweet little granny [Music] stealing liquor drinking dolly jumper granny i thought you'd blow it off all i'd steam i did but he's back and i'm convincing to boil again leave his back yes but not for long give me that ax it old friend i didn't have it in mind to bother you none but ellie mae found me and then forced me to come in and have some fiddles to help me get my strength back well you're always welcoming our table leaf oh no no no no i i ain't looking for no handout leave crick ain't one to be asking for charity no siree lathrik wants to work for what he gets i didn't know there was two lath crips well ain't no call free to work late but if i make you feel any better here's axe you can help jethro yonder cut some wood i'd be glad i'd be proud to do it but i think first i'll change into my work clothes i wouldn't want to get my sunday golden meat suit all my stuff give me that ass oh granny you legally be i ain't after him but if you're sending them out there to work i'm going out there first and shopping them stumps that ain't it bad hours work jethro i'll say it ain't can we stop for vittles now uncle jed quick as lace gets through eating granny's feeding him first well i thought granny didn't like him well it ain't that it's just that it's dangerous for other folks to sit at a small table with leave when he's eaten just like his knife and fork around right lively like a snare drummer and a possum day parade how am i going granny i'm calling fatty femoral what crippled your need well the rumor is granny now if you was to give me a little bit of your roommates move on leave you ready to go to work are you can't hardly wait to sail into it yet working clothes on now you notice the only places working closes patch don't you granny oh granny maybe he's turned over a new leaf not unless there's food under it what you got in the pan nothing i was using it to dip grits and jowls relief i couldn't keep ahead of them with a spoon [Music] i can't believe it i can't believe that one man could work like that this one can he's another jet club [Music] howdy ms hathaway man i'm afraid you caught me wristing a bit well you deserve to rest while from my place it sounded like there were three or four men over here sawing chopping splitting logs well that's just the way i work sir oh mr click permit me to introduce mr clavitt's next-door neighbor and the president of our bank mr drysdale pleasure to meet you mr craig i ain't good enough to shake the hand and old bank presidency now don't be ridiculous i'd be honored to shake your hand it's all rough and full of calluses from working every day from sun up to sun down my george you and jed clapper are certainly cast from the same mold they're like this mr drysdale two peas in a pod two birds in a views tale oh well if you gentlemen will excuse me i'll run along and say hello to jethro sit down man you must be exhausted sucks no mr banker way i work i could go on like this for days of course it is beginning to catch up with me a might i ain't a young fella like you oh i'm not so young well according to jed john his exact words to me he says now you be sure and speak to young mr drysdale about that job job dog corn and i wasn't gonna let that slip out i was bound and determined not to will you just forget it mr bank it's kid's id not mine no tell me all about it any idea of jed clappers i want to hear will dead he had this notion that uh you might could hire me to watch his money for him down to your bank oh you mean like a guard or a night watchman night night watch that sounds like i said it before and i'll say it again have it late qrik around will lead to nothing but trouble you're right granny that's a fact yes ma'am i know the cricks better than any of you i knew his paw and his paw before him and the three of them put together ain't worth the power it would take to blow him up you're right granny that's a fact yes ma'am knave crick is all tongue bearing the taught wagon why he'd merely mouth you out of your eye teeth and sell them back to you you're right granny what's the fact yes ma'am when it comes to late creek i know what i'm talking about and it won't do any good to argue with me all right let's all quit arguing with granny so we can eat how can i dish the vitals if you don't hold your plates up you're right that's a friend yes ma'am there you are i've just left your friend leif crick but a hard-working industrious wonderful man he is what did you say then it's settled if jed clampett once you as a night watchman at my bank a night watch when you are uh if you put it that way i i'm afraid i can't take the job no why not well it makes me feel like i'd treat a possible jed's house of course i see your point you don't want to feel uh uh what's the word uh behold in the jed eh that's right mr drysdale i'm a poor man i'm as rough as a cob and plain as dirt but i've got my pride you are like mr clampett like that dead me two berries on a bush all is was all right i'll say it was my idea to hire you now when do you want to start to work how about tonight should you get some rest rest what's that mr crick men like you are few and far between thank you boss i tell you granny the man is a veritable one-man sawmill cutting chopping splitting logs you see granny old leaf has changed well if he has i'm gonna jump in that pond with all of my clothes on in a bank at night with a gun and 40 million dollars yes [Music] see granny i told yourself yeah bro hi doggie granny she was right granny he always was a woman of a word i fish your shoes out of the pond granny i'll set them in the oven and let them dry out much obliged shoot bless you [Music] want me to fetch your yoga room with this medicine oh never mind i can't believe it i've seen it but i can't believe it leave crick swinging an axe splitting wood you ain't heard the best part granny old late done got yourself a job a job leave creek that's right i've changed my mind fetch my jug yes sir old lady's gonna work down to mr drive the other bank the bank where you got your money that's right jed turning a rascal loose like that in a bank is like putting a hungry fox in a hen house give the man a chance granny maybe it's a good thing for lathe to learn a trade at least now folks will know what kind of work he's out of yeah want me to fetch your drinking thimble no this calls for a cool head and warm feet all ready to go mr creek i sure do appreciate you carrying me to the bank boy glad to do it if i stayed here i'd have to dig a hole under the alum tree for granny and that there is hard work i mean w-o-r-k granny told me never to say that word around you get you to cussing you shouldn't do work like digging a hole fine handsome boy like you chucks it's no harder than cutting wood or plowing or clearing stumps you ought to get yourself married son then you wouldn't have to do woman's work [Music] make yourself comfortable mr trick mr draws there we'll be right back thank you ma'am my my this must be the finest most beautiful office in all the world oh i'd hardly say that well i reckon it must be you man pretty girl always makes a room purdy you devil oh this is where you keep old jed's money is it yes the commerce bank is very proud to be the guardian of the fortune belonging to your nearest and nearest friend like that jedi me two drips to do all it was well make yourself at home i'll just have a few words with jethro fine boy jethro looking for a wife you and him would make a mighty handsome couple we have blue blazes do they keep kids [Music] money good to see you jethro [Music] mr crick what are you doing giving thanks mr prize there sir just giving thanks for a fine generous upstanding young man like yourself letting the poor raise her back like me working his fine bank looking after the money of his nearest and dearest friend wait rick you're a good man jed clapper is wealthy in more ways than one he is yes a friend like you is worth more than a million dollars oh i do hope to be sir i do hope to be where is that noah count overgrow big lazy granny i told you ladies got a job i'm talking about jethro he promised to commence to dig me a root seller well jethro has taken life to work i'm gonna start the root cellar for you one bad apple will spoil the barrel you mark my words that leaf is going to turn those youngins into a no account like yourself granny different means ready to help dig your root cellar anyway skipper come on let's don't look like them too a sport man give them time the lake ain't gonna be around do much spoiling i bet you mr drydale's got him working to beat the band right now i uh didn't send your whiskers did i no first time i ever tied into one of these is it all for me or do i give you half no i don't smoke them mr crick would you like me to send for my barber oh no no i can smoke it by myself no i thought you might want a shave and a haircut my barber would be happy to come over here to my office and give you one you mean right while i'm a set in here all i have to do is call him ah that sure is handy yes isn't it i'll just keep that in mind if i ever should need a shave and a haircut yeah right now i'm anxious to get to work that's the kind of a man i am i'm not much of a one for setting around good what i have in mind for night watching old jed's money is if you was to put it into some gunny sacks i'd set on them sacks with my shotgun across my laptop now then you wouldn't have to worry at all you could just go off someplace and sleep like a baby mr crick i'm afraid you have a slight misconception about the way we guard our money here at the bank in the first place mr clapper's fortune isn't actually here it ain't well most of it ain't is it and the money we do keep here is locked in a massive steel vault which cannot possibly be opened at night well that kind of worries me old jet me being like that well you can stop worrying and mr clampett knows his money is perfectly safe and he knows he can get all he wants anytime he wants it and is all that huh he doesn't even have to leave his house well why that is handy oh hi my look at all that daylight out there why i've got time to chop old yet another quarter wood or two for sundown you sir are the hardest working man i have ever seen habit of a lifetime sir bro are you out there oh i'm sorry mr trick jeff i thought you were staying here he's gone home oh well it's only five or six miles to old jed's place i guess i'll just run it good for my roommates listen quick wait just a minute chief may i drive him home of course fantastic man a human dynamo [Music] yes it was quite amusing well the climate's first arrived granny insisted the entire fortune be changed into silver so it could be buried in the backyard what did you say buried in the backyard i sure do thank you you've been a great help to me i'll be seeing you but a bundle of energy fine example for jethro there you are jethro now get out there and convince digging your granny's root cellar but uncle jed mr crick says i ain't supposed to do women's work see what i told you the bad apple is commencing to spoil the barrel yes bill you don't listen to what mr crick tells you you do what i tell you now get on out there i'll join you in a minute with the shovel yes sir ah here comes the wormy wine sap now i'm gonna press the shotgun yes stop your granny yes sir but what you're fixing to do jed i was to do a little digging out backyard well i'll do it for you you could help if you're a mic oh no i want to do it all myself i stopped drunker jed well let's commence the digging under that big old alum out there don't go to jethro i want to do all the digging around here late they're kind of digging the granny one's done and take one man all day well hard work never hurt nobody i'll see you in the morning it's a miracle a plum miracle oh i said it last night and i'll say it again this morning if that lay crick has dug me a root cellar i'll jump back into the cement pond with an anvil in my arms i wouldn't say too much granny leaf's been right full of surprises lately he's nothing but [Music] seen enough granny yep that's the anvil [Music] that's deep enough very little to the thank right [Music] [Music] this has been a filmways presentation

Channel: Classic TV Channel

Views: 245,906

Rating: 4.5376883 out of 5

Keywords: Entertainment, Family TV Show, Beverly Hill, The Beverly Hillbillies, Classic TV, Funny, Season 2, Comedy, Buddy Ebsen, Donna Douglas, Irene Ryan

Id: ivbPuA8KepM

Length: 25min 40sec (1540 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 30 2019