The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 2 - Episode 17 - The Girl from Home | Buddy Ebsen, Donna Douglas

[Music] [Music] the beverly hillbilly [Music] hey jet you in there don't sound like old lathe creek from back home it does for a fact what do you suppose that no account wants around here we'll soon find out dog garnet you come out here let me in [Laughter] well this is a surprise granny you little old boss of yours you're as pretty as a fist full of pink hollyards yes sir jen everybody always did say we had the two prettiest girls in the hills i just bet s bell with you you bet she is hey where's jethro he ain't home from school yet how about marty bring her along oh i had to leave my woman home to do the chores granny roof needed patching whale caved in had to be dug out mule needed to chill lots of little things like that you know we just poor gully jumpers we don't roost high on a hill like you folks yes bill ain't out in the corner mrs quick neither that'll leave my woman to home ellie mae and auntie bell she's over at the motel on packing and purging herself up motel well we got plenty of room to take care of you and essie bell right there well now jed you know i ain't want to trade on a friendship of course after jethro and essie bell's proper hitch then we're going to be wanting to live near our kinfolk hitched did you throw an icy bell you mean you don't know what that boy's been up to no i can't say is i do lathe and we've got some talking to do man the man oh come on ellie we'll make a pot of coffee say hi mr great yes sir you got a couple of fine women folk there i reckon you're as proud of them as i ever mind i reckon i reckon you'd want to see right done by ellie mae just the same as i'd want to see write down by asking bell i reckon i reckon you wouldn't want no young man playing fast and loose with her feelings i reckon i reckon man's daughters just supposing you stop blowing on the fur and get to the hide what are you trying to say it don't come easy saying what i got well let's go ahead and sit down give it a try [Music] you got yourself a regular palace here you go [Music] oh i i better take off my clothing because i don't want to get your fancy coffee oh dude just leave everything on leaf and sit down speaking peace oh my sure they'll be sitting on the stump now don't it i guess you got this guy a chair stuck full of money aren't you huh yeah life uh now uh about guest room and essie bail well to speak plain out your jethro don't grab the hulk to my asabelle's horde i don't recall catherine mentioned an s.e.b.l's name since uh way last summer when she won our beauty contest that's when it happened what happened this happened love letters wrote by your jethro to my azabel love letter scheming hot love letters someday i gotta have a long talk with that boy let me see the letters jeb i had better you having a purty sweet innocent young daughter your own you might just anger up to the point well you'd hurt that boy yes real got out of line did he well i wouldn't exactly call it getting out of line providing his intentions is honorable these letters was wrote away last summer how come you just get in here well now i ain't a waller any money like you jeff i had to scramp and save to get to where i could afford to make the trip well i'm a poor man only treasure i got's my little esteban all right leif not knowing what jess river road it's hard for me to speak but i know he'll want to do the right thing and i'll see that he does spoke like a true hill man why i said the morty before i left i said dry your eyes marty jed clampett's a man of honor i says he'll see that jethro does the right thing by our isabel and i will too leif you can count on her yes sir jed you sure got yourself a palace i suspect you've got more money the pig has grunts he's eating the regular i suspect a generous man like you who's aiming to settle the eat for that money on jethro when he gets married even being almost like a son to you and all right don't catch your chickens for the hat slave quick i want to hear you just throw side of this first oh you're a good man jed fair like i said dancing bell i said dry your eyes honey jed clamp is a fair man he's going to do the fair thing he's going to see you married fair and proper to jethro and like i said to you late [Music] [Applause] whoever's driving that truck is mighty shy on brain that's just real fine boy just call me daddy boy yeah that's real leaf here says that last summer you wrote some love letters to his daughter essie bell love letters well it ain't nothing to be ashamed of son most natural thing in the world for handsome boy like you to write letters to a beautiful girl like isabelle them's fine letters too you should be proud on them well thank you how come she never answered them well son right after she won that beauty contest she must have got hundreds of letters like yours proposing marriage and things well it took her a while hold only jesus did you propose marriage in them letters oh let me think well it ain't nothing to be ashamed of son most natural thing in the world if i handsome boy like you i give him a chance to think leif it eats something comes easy to him love ain't nothing you think about love comes from the heart he never said he was in love with essie ben well he always was you remember when you used to tow the books home from school old male pat he took him away from me and beat you up yeah but he was twice as big as me yeah but if you was to marry isabelle now that would sure leave old mel pratt drink it from an empty jug yeah yeah see something you have to decide about right now well of course you don't you just think on it for a while think about how azabel's the prettiest girl on the hills yeah best dancer too yeah how much you'd like to marry yeah take on the sun wait a minute think what you're doing you sure you're ready to support a wife could be you'd have to quit school well hot diggity dog then i'm ready i'll bring yes avail over for supper but first you go down to one of them fancy beverly hills jewelry stores and you pick out a great big diamond ring all right and while i'm there i'll get something for sibel too i'll see you later sir bye-bye bye-bye daddy crick i want to get married someday i should have had a long talk with that boy [Music] oh come on chad cheer up maybe esee bell will make a good wife for jess bro that boy ain't ready to get married granny he just you don't know what it's all about he's a heap smarter than you give him credit for why he's halfway through the sixth grade and at his age granted he's smart at book learning but when it comes to knowing about life hey granny hey you gonna dance at my wedding and show them their pretty ankles of yarn now you listen to me boy getting married is nothing to fun about now are you sure you're ready to give etsy bell crick your name yeah if she wants it jethro seems like a right poor name for a girl see what i mean granny get from knees ready to help pick out your ring jethro well really me i don't reckon a jewelry store is the best place for this little feller he's right given to picking up things and swallowing them i see what you mean paul skipper you stay here wife used to eat some of them diamond ring they give you the stomachache [Music] just a moment please i'm sure you must be in the wrong place is this a jewelry store well yes but we sell only the very finest and most expensive pieces i suggest you try an ocean store just road got the notion what he needs now is a ring hey uncle jack there's some rings over here but please no no i assured you them red diamonds is purdy those are rubies well ask her if she wants to sell one the ruby i'm referring to is not a lady how she got them rings is her own business just ask her if she wants to sell one you will understand how out of place you are when i tell you that no ring in this case sells for less than 10 thousand dollars now wouldn't you like to look elsewhere yeah sure it's where you keep the good stuff [Music] security guard please that's right paul mr drysdale said we should always ask for the best did i hear you mention the name drysdale yes sir milburn tyson yes sir he's our next door neighbor he keeps jed's 35 million in his bank granny i ain't sure it's 35 million no more might be close to 40 by now well you got the phone in your hand call up mr drysdale and see who's closer or me [Music] stand by till i make one call things have been a little slow since christmas quite in place huh isabel i'll say g-paw this is just about the biggest place i ever did see yes sir you did a mighty wise thing you decided to marry up with jethro i didn't decide paul you did i didn't even answer his letters well it was a good thing i did discover those letters you'd have been married to that new account male's plan the mel pride ain't a no account he's a good strong hard-working boy you're gonna learn to keep your mouth shut girl you gotta learn to keep your mouth shut especially when there's any food around i still can't figure out where you found vittles enough to put on all that weight since last summer mel pratt's been feeding me he wanted me to get good and strong so i could help him clear that acre of land that ain't land girl that's rocks you want to marry up with a boy that's got an acre of rocks he said at least have him cut and pile up into a fine palace like this but mel pratt loves me and i love him i don't want to hear that name no more isabel you're gonna marry into the lap a luxury girl you're gonna wear fine clothes and jewels you're gonna have servants to wait on your hand and foot you're gonna have a butler running ahead of your opening doors all kinds of things like that oh look at that it's still right here now isabel you don't want him to think we ain't never seen a butler before do you [Music] i do hope you'll tell mr drysdale how well we have treated you here oh here we are now this is the engagement ring thank you you might in a subtle way of course let the bride know that she is getting 10 perfect carrots well that's my nasher nice my foot after the money you spent he could at least send her a smoked ham and here i'm adam's lovely necklace in hearings how many carrots did i get about 50 but of course they're not perfect well in that case i'll take turnips and for madden wisel this beautiful diamond bracelet do i get some carrots too oh yes indeed about 30. you sure are generous with your vegetables so are you sir you're going to be sending me a lot of cabbage yes cabbage is money well your store but i'll be dogged if i see how you stay in business [Music] you know something power i think that that their butler is nothing but a monkey [Music] you ever see a monkey playing the piano no now you just hush up girl let me do the talking mr butler that's mighty fine music [Music] looks like me vanessa bell is here yeah i want to see my sweetie i'll get through you get a hold of yourself i don't want you running in there and picking up that little girl and scaring a half to death sir you put the truck away i'll wait for you here we'll all go in together like a proper family order at a time like this yes sir uncles [Music] don't be too hard on him chad now that i think back he must be desperate in love what makes you think so for the past week he ain't at his supper for jethro that's desperate that boy will eat anything and don't bite him first who's not a coming pal looks like that beverly caterers yeah the young witted that cooks for folks [Music] hi is jethro ready ready for what man for our regular date howdy mary it sure is good to see you you're right on time let's go wait a minute boy uh you got a date with this girl yes sir i'll go chad well every day after work she picks me up and we drive up into the hills and park and watch the sun go down then you know what we do and it may go in the house [Music] what do you do boy well then we climb into the back of the truck and eat all the fiddles that's left no wonder he ain't been eating this supper i've got your favorite today jethro swedish meatballs yesterday the girl you're gonna marry is waiting in the house you can't go running off of her and leave essie bill oh yeah hey hey marion you reckon there's enough meatballs in the truck for the three of us forget it huh here's your blush and blind come give her a big hug excuse me man i'm looking for my sweet little lesser bell crick from back home i'm right here jess bro you throw son he's here you're essie bell creek death row [Music] man [Music] jesse bill i hope you ain't taking this too hard i know it's hard for you to talk at a time like this but i understand so you just listen first off i want you to know that we getting jethro back for you ellie's cut across the hill and your paws took out her after him in his car with granny riding shotgun i don't excuse the boy for what he'd done but you have cheated might since he's seen you last filled out you might say jethro he's got kind of used to these puny city girls yes and gail i just can't stand to watch you suffer ain't there anything i can do yeah would you get me another pie out of the ice box [Music] there you are thank you want some no not right now uh you don't appear to be too unhappy oh heck no i like pumpkin pie as well as apple i mean uh about jethro running off um mr clampett if i told you something would you promise not to tell paul that i told because he told me not to tell you and if you tell him i told well there just ain't no telling what he might do as i can sort out the tails and the tools i think i can promise it ain't just what i'm in love with it's big old mel pratt back home well now uh tell me more of what your part told you not to tell [Music] let's have no more this running after other girls eat no boy can love two girls that leaves there's a bailout she's about two girls in the height don't mind your tummy you take a girl for better or worse when you marry her yeah but she got worse before i got married picture me i'll look after essie belt come on boy let's start talking about this wedding well mr crick you call me daddy now you'll man up with my daughter mr crick i don't think i want to get married to nobody i want to finish the sixth grade so as i can be a brain surgeon well you should have started thinking about that before you wrote essie bell them hot steaming letters full of love talk i don't remember no love talk you don't huh now just how'd you start them let us dear essie bell well ain't that love talk calling a woman dear it is i'm in trouble with a lot of women men too well they see fetch them back all right now you're thrilled you get upstairs get packed for your honeymoon oh but uncle jed i don't want to get up there do i tell you oh yes sir you're a good man jen fair i try to be what do you think am i giving jethro and essie bell my house for a wedding present oh that is fail that is really what you call state of course it's uh just a little two-room place to tell me cap well i i ain't the best accountant yeah but i've done towed up 12 rooms since i've been here oh i ain't talking about this place i'm giving him my little shack back in the hill [Music] back to home yeah there's a half-acre land goes with it of course it's mostly rocks and stumps but uh a couple of strong young ones like jethro and eze bell have that thing cleared in four or five years is that all you're gonna give him oh shucks new jesse bill fetch in that other wedding present i'll give you come and daddy clap it that's better i always said you was a generous man why just before i left home i i said the morning i said why jet crap it's a a generous man while there's just no telling what he what wha wha why why why are you doing with him daddy clinton gave him to judge around me to take home with us you you can't take him home with you my folks is liable to think he's my grandson or you could tell him he's a monkey that ought to clear it up beast wise for some folks jeg you mean you ain't going to give the youngins no money oh you bet i am here you are essie bill here's a brand-new penny for you to nail up over your cabin door he doesn't bring you luck like a new penny thank you daddy clampett look paw ain't it shiny get that thing out of here why you'd be better off marrying that male crab he's got a whole acre and a nice cabin and he's got a sow with the little pigs just a minute there leaf jesse bill was promised to jethro while we're on that subject let's have a look at her dowry oh i ain't got no diary daddy clampy yeah you don't want just throw marry no girl without a dowry now male friend he don't care he'll take a dollar no dog how soon is the wedding i'm all ready to dance there ain't gonna be no wedding granny i'm taking my essie out of here come on anthony now just a doggone minute i got all dressed up to have a wedding dance now let's have it well she's going to marry mel pat don't bother me with details let's get on with the wedding dance [Music] do i sure do love my wedding presents from the climber's paw don't you for a fact i do daughter i always said you was a generous man jen forget it leaf all's gonna cost me some cabbage [Music] [Music] this has been a filmway's presentation

Channel: Classic TV Channel

Views: 275,399

Rating: 4.6147184 out of 5

Keywords: Classic TV, Season 2, The Beverly Hillbillies, Comedy, Funny, Entertainment, Beverly Hill, Family TV Show, Buddy Ebsen, Donna Douglas, Irene Ryan

Id: Xy-n71kCp2s

Length: 25min 40sec (1540 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 29 2019