The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 2 - Episode 16 - The Giant Jackrabbit | Buddy Ebsen, Donna Douglas

[Music] [Music] the beverly hillbilly [Music] you see duke it's easy i just throw this stick out yonder you pick it up and fetch it back okay but we'll do it again go on boy get it right i'll show you just once more now you watch get you on duke get your boy dude once more that's it get it come on shucks you know some uncle jed that there is a real dumb dog well i don't think he's so dumb jethro he just learned you how to fetch sticks for him but the dog is the one that's supposed to do the fetching why there's a fella down the street that has a dog that fetches sticks for him all day well next time he wants some sticks fetched go down the street and let that dog fetch him i just don't care nothing about it dad do you want some fiddles today i do granny i've worked up a rod smart appetite fetching sticks for old duke he did that's the trouble around here the critters are taking over ellie mae has done made pets out of everything but my pickle turtles what's we gonna do for middles hey i remember something mr drysdale told us when we first moved in here what's that he said anytime granny didn't feel like cooking there were some folks that had fetched food over to us here in beverly hills yes ma'am all you got to do is call him on the telephone and tell him what you want well now he's that's mighty neighborly you recall her name gestural let's see uh cater we call her first name it's a woman beverly beverly caterer must be a winter woman these are miss cook ted they have more time well let's call up the winner and see what she's got cooking today now just a minute jed i want it made clear that i'm gonna do something for her in return oh naturally we don't take charity come on duke let's try it again oh hi miss operator this here is jet clamping well i'm wanting to call a what a caterer beverly's a christian name i don't rightly know what a late husband was called anyway she's the one that cooks the food and takes it around the folks yes ma'am that's it beverly keator oh caterers is it more than one looks like the winner's got some youngins to help her that's good jetta most times they leave home just when well thank you man what was that you saying granny i was saying that most times the youngins leave home just about the time that you're well hide it to you miss beverly kidder this here is jed cramped sounds like a right friendly woman howdy beverly this is granny i'm a widow myself and i was just saying to jed it's nice when the young stay home to help you so many times it leaves just when you need them most i'll let you women folks talk about the videos but first i just want to say if you ever need a fence minute or a whale dug or any heavy work at all you just call on you throwing me now here's granny beverly what you got on the back of the stove this morning i don't want to put you to no extra trouble huh well me i'm partial to bake possum but we'll take dowels or fat back or sow belly any kind of meatl pleasure is considerable bunch of nuts well you can send them along i'll tell you right now the critters will get the bulk of them now tell me something we can do for you honey do what [Music] hello i declared you i never knowed anybody could turn nasty quicker and hurt what do i set her off hard to tell jed a generous woman like her probably gets took advantage of a lot and tired to boot i reckon uncle jed i can't learn this dumbo dog to fetch his stick well duke ain't about to waste his time chasing a piece of wood he's hunting dog well can i take him hunting in i'd like to see him chase something please be that's an idea that might put some fresh meat on our table all right boy it makes more sense than fetching the stick especially the duke you want to come along granny no i better stay here and guard my kitchen okay come on duke let's get the guns are you kitchen against who granted against ellie's critters that's who is beginning to take over why i can't hardly that little rascal learned to open the icebox things will last him a pickled paw paws come back here you hairy little violence get your paw paw picking paws off of my pickled popcorn well hi miss beverly it's me jed clapping sounds like you're in the right friendly mood again jethro's going out to shoot us some fresh game meat and the monkey got in the ice box and granny's right upset now beverly could you spare us a jar of pickled paw paws what's that why miss cater i never hello hey hey uncle jim you got miss caterer being a winner such a good cook and friendly and generous gnome how about you courtney get ellie a new ma huh i don't think so jessero she's got a temper goes off just like that and when it does she turns plum nasty matter of fact i'm beginning to wonder where whether mysticator passed on natural or not just an idea come on dude how come you're toting so many guns in that shovel jethro granny gave me strict orders not to come back empty-handed i'm ready for anything that jumps flies runs or digs into the ground good luck boy oh gee thank goodness you're back i didn't want to disturb you at the meeting but your wife has been calling frantically no that woman gets hysterical over nothing what's it now well it seems there's a kangaroo in your backyard you see the slightest little what what a kangaroo where did it come from australia that's the only continent where oh i know that how did it get in my backyard well your wife was rather incoherent but ravenswood said it's from the second national bank of melbourne it's like a national oh that's where gene sandbloom was transferred to from that explains his christmas card may i share the humor of the situation chief well i sent him an alligator wallet so he said he was going to send me a kangaroo pouch on the hoof is it worth it mr sandro does have a sense of humor yes we'll have the zoo pick it up i'll go margaret mr glydell's office oh ravenswood uh-huh mm-hmm good i'll tell mr drysdale oh and don't worry about the kangaroo the zoo will take care of it right shitty oh ravenswood has your wife under sedation and she's resting comfortably oh good [Music] yeah we all a bit of mutton and yorkshire pudding should hit the spot you may be from down under but we're all part of the empire oh brett the zoo must have already come for you oh i'm gonna cook up a rabbit stew as soon as jess rose shoes be one or two then we'll all sit down to the table and we'll leave [Music] how're you going granny kid did you need to go hunting yet yep well he needn't bothered there's a jackrabbit out back that high [Music] now you hold on jed clampett i tell you i ain't touched a drop and there is a giant jack rabbit out in our backyard and it is this high freddie you and me have seen some good-sized jacks in our day but not five foot tall kid there's a lot of things we've never seen back home that we are seeing out here and that's one of them uh piano playing ice box opener paw paw filford 8. all right granny i'll go take a look at your jackrabbit [Music] you can see for yourself he can jump over this house i tell you in one hop whereabouts is he i don't know but sure as i live and breathe he was sitting right there five foot tall he's looking me in the eye that's what tall setting was he yes he was where did that jack rabbit go you know uh why don't you look out front maybe he hopped over the house just like you said you think i'm talking nonsense but you'll see cause i'll find him what's all sad about granny nothing don't tell her jed i don't want her making a pet out of all that meat let me go in the kitchen and get out my biggest pot and start peeling taters lots of them here dad dear dad here's dad who's jack paul never mind ellie just try to keep your critters from pestering granted you got her so upset she's got into her jug and now she's seeing visions what kind of visions well i reckon it's all right to tell you granny thinks she sees a five-foot jackrabbit [Music] howdy mr jack rabbit the weather's turned off real nice ain't it there's a mighty fine clover out there on the lawn if you want to fatten up i mean if you're hungry don't you go away there's somebody i want you to meet i'll be right back [Music] the giant jack rabbit i bet you did he's right on the front come on now show them to you maybe you better lay down a spill no no you'll get away again all right i'll take i lost my glasses but he must be out there somewhere yeah yeah i see him is he out on the lawn eating clover red big old pink jackrabbit pain don't get upset there's other colors too there's a blue one there's a green one here comes one with purple polka dots i wish i could see him that's how you say mr jackrabbit all right i'll tell her he says he thinks you ought to go in lay down yeah i think i better head jade hi miss jane jeffree and you've got a wonderful surprise but why do you look so worried noble beast because i can't find no good hunting place that's why granted give to strict orders to bring home some meat oh jethro food should never be a problem to people of your means there are markets supermarkets caterers uncle jed called that beverly cater and he got mean mouth something awful meanwhile yeah he says she's the nastiest tempered woman that ever answered a telephone well mr dress will hear this the bank has a substantial interest in beverly caters you wait here well honey beverly this is jed clamping you're sounding right pleasant again now wait ma'am i ain't called to ask for vittles it's just that granny's laying down with a right smart headache i was wondering whether you could fix her poultice tell her to do what well i don't hardly see how that could help a headache [Music] oh wait a minute man don't go flying off the handle i just hello hello no two ways about it that woman has got a temper like a wet hornet hello beverly caterers one moment please hello have you spoken to a mr jed clamper today what what now just a minute young lady what is your name what do you mean pudding tame now you put mr tintman on the phone and tell him it's melvin drysdale calling the nastiest tempered young woman i ever spoke to [Music] um [Music] who's that granny the giant jack rabbit oh him again all right where's the jug what job the jug that rabbit keeps coming out of this jug give you that headache i ain't touched the jug i busted my head running into them curtains yeah sure uh they'll do it all right i gotta catch that giant jack rabbit where's your shotgun well yeah he's got it out hunting well then we gotta catch a snare and put a snare out for him granny wouldn't you'd rather lay back down and let me bring you a nice big cup of black coffee now i'm gonna catch that big giant fat rabbit whether you help me or not and i don't care i help you i'll help you all right now you get me a nice big stout rope and put some bait in the snare yeah take about two dozen carrots for a rabbit that size now you're thinking straight yeah just took me a while [Music] a restitution is about to be made yes now i'll give your uncle jed a message for telling that the young woman who was so rude on the telephone will arrive in person to offer her abject apologies yes and tell granny she needn't worry about food the young lady will also bring with her a truck full of delicious piping hot vines and an assortment of tasty beverages all of which will be offered at your pleasure yes have i anything else to say miss hathaway no no chief i think you've said it all that sure is going to make uncle jed and granny happy thank you mr dosdan not at all glad to do it jesus don't you think you should reward me for my efforts well all i got with me is a nickel and two pennies but you can have that there are other ways for a handsome young man to reward a young lady layers yes tell me do you enjoy kissing well i like to kiss girls well then i'm going to close my eyes and i want you to enjoy yourself go ahead jethro enjoy yourself i am huh get out of here you shameless vixen yes ma'am come on dude thank you for the kiss now let's see if i was to tie another rope onto the bottom of that limb pull it down and then take my loop and put some carrots in it [Music] howdy mr jack rabbit would you like to step into my kitchen you ain't gonna get away from me again i can tell you that now are you gonna come peaceable or do i have to take you by force [Music] [Music] quieting down granny what's the matter now the giant jack rabbit i had him cornered but if he stopped me yes he did now you go outside and belt him upside the door granny where are you hiding them jugs [Music] more than do granny you don't have to do no cooking like i said dr beverly cater is gonna bring over a whole truckload of ions and beverages i ain't depending on nobody with a temper as bad as her besides i don't nearby is for the next couple of weeks we're gonna be eating high on the rabbit where'd you get all the rabbits one rabbit death row one rabbit he must be a whopper remember those big mountain jacks we used to see back home yeah i seen me a jack rabbit that could put a pair of them in his pocket in his pocket sure he stands five feet tall and he has a pocket right you don't believe me do you oh yes i do granny no you don't oh granny i sure i do no you don't all right i don't believe you how dash you call me a liar [Music] mr tinsman do i have to face mr clampett all by myself yes you do you're the one who insulted him on the phone and you're the one he'll expect an apology from but he talked like a nut miss billington a man as rich as mr clampett may talk like an eccentric but never like a nut i sure hope he'll forgive me he'll forgive you if he's anywhere between 15 and 95 he'll forgive you i'll take the food around the kitchen uh is mr clapping at home i'm jet crap and come right in this little fella don't say much but he's right smart mr clampett i'm here to apologize about the way i spoke to you on the telephone earlier today oh you're uh they're really caterers yes sir oh you're deal younger and i figured he purtier too thank you i'm awfully sorry about losing my temper when you called oh now now i understand woman works hard all day cooking and doing for others young and is hanging on her apron and she gets some might wash fish and you not having a husband to help yes that's right i don't have a husband how many young had you got youngans helping you with the cooking and fetching over your place oh help uh well let's see seven seven or you must be from our part of the country got started young didn't you well come on granted you wanted to meet you she's out in the kitchen [Music] oh that's mr tinsman at the back door he's my boss come in come in i'm jet clamping a real pleasure mr clampett i'm bill kinsman i hope everything has been straightened out and the beverly caterers will always be welcome in your home why you bet you're alive there's a mighty fine young woman she says you're her boss that is right i own beverly caters the tickets you see can you do that out here why of course oh uh mr dreissel holds a small mortgage but as soon as that's paid off she's all mine don't take the ham off the hog [Music] now dad you can see i ain't minute no junk uh these folks is beverly caters and bill tinsman he's the one that does all the cooking i hope we can cook for you granny you can commence with this one i caught him now you can cook him yes my giant jack rabbit that's what i wanted you to cook for me he stands about five foot tall has brown eyes and a pocket right here now don't you go away i'll go get them free we be back directly you all go in the parlor and let the little fella play piano for you you say eccentric i still say nuts i say you're right let's get out of here i can't understand it he was free why should he return something must have frightened him i'll say if he prefers his crate to freedom what could it have been hello over there yes granny what is it you see anything of a jack rabbit no we haven't you won't find any jackrabbits in beverly hills granny i'll telephone the zoo sir i say there's a giant jack rabbit around here someplace and i'm going to find him if it's the last thing i ever do sure you are granny now come here lay down i'm going to get that nice beverly caters to make a pull this for your head granny granny you caught something you snire see jed wanted to tell you what she catch ellie jethro hey [Music] [Music] this has been a filmway's presentation

Channel: Classic TV Channel

Views: 290,672

Rating: 4.6616917 out of 5

Keywords: Donna Douglas, Funny, Comedy, Beverly Hill, Entertainment, Season 2, Irene Ryan, Family TV Show, Classic TV, Buddy Ebsen, The Beverly Hillbillies

Id: 7_FA3akeR1U

Length: 25min 40sec (1540 seconds)

Published: Sun Mar 24 2019