The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 1 - Episode 8: Jethro Goes To School (1962)(HD 1080p) | Buddy Ebsen

[Music] so [Music] [Music] hey everybody look what i got i'm looking at pretty ellie [Music] ellie says jethro says pearl sent us a letter a letter of what did you hear what no but i bet you it's kitten kittens pearl's always trying to give away kittens well there you all are where's the kittens geoffroll what kit didn't you more send us some kittens just a minute [Music] nope just a letter yes bro how could you think that kittens would well come on sit down let's hear what pearl's got sick dear son and kinfolk i take pen in hand to say we are all fine back here how are you all out there just fine pearl that's right jethro i hope you are making good marks in school out there my thinks i'm going to school are you in the fifth grade like you would be here all right doggies jethro are clean forgot about putting you in school we're gonna have to get you started today can i go too well no i think miss hathaway's got plans to put you in some girls school can i go too that's what i just said it was a girls school that's where i want to go i like girls i don't catch for the letter after that we'll take care of school your sister jethrain had a narrow escape a city dude tried to take advantage of her what does that mean paul well that's uh well granny will explain that to you later tell us more about the city dude destro his name is jasper he jasper he that's a funny name oh there's a dot in there his name is jasper uh he wears patent leather shoes and spats on them don't sound too neat does he he's seen your sister at the cabin when i went there to keep an eye on it for cousin jed i know what pearl went there to keep an eye on at mr brewster well granny pearl's with a woman she got a right to look i ain't knocking it i got my eyes open myself at first i thought the city did work for mr brewster so i drove back out to the cabin to give him a piece of my mind i could put a bug in that mr brewster's ear look out for feathers feathers the more pearl has her eye on a man the more feathers she sticks in her hat that's right three and eight came in flowing two thousand barrels a day and it looks like the new strike's gonna be even better there's no doubt about it this is one of the richest pools we've ever hit everything from here is good news uh well not everything i mrs baudin this is a pleasant surprise well thank you although you might not think it's so pleasant when you hear what i have to say oh one of them oil fellas working for you has made advances to my daughter made advances well what would you call being picked up and carried off by brute force well i'd call that making advances uh what's his name jasper deputy jasper deputy i i ain't seen him myself but from what jeff green tells me he's a pretty slick article oh mr brewster you don't know how hard it is for two girls living alone like jeff green and me you see my son jethro's in california with cousin chad leaving us no man to protect us i'm a widow woman you know i guess wherever you have two unattached girls living alone there's bound to be trouble especially when the girls are the kind that men call lookers did you say his name is defused jasper defute calls himself jazz ball oh jeff green says he's a flashy dresser and a fancy talker and drives a sporty car regular big city dude i guess some death rings kind like me when it comes to tall handsome city fellas i'm just potty in their hands nope no one by that name working for okay oil you mind if i look oh well no go right ahead i'm bound and determined to find the rascal that trifled with the affections of my sweet innocent helpless baby girl mom yes green i thought i told you to stay in the buggy i seen jasper at a few coming here yes him oh well thank goodness we got mr brewster to protect us oh there he is mr brewster throwed his arms around me and helped me in his strong embrace what's embrace paul yeah that's when folks kind of twine their arms around one another you mean like wrestling it's sort of like wrestling except uh they ain't mad it's like wrestling for fun reckon you could see that then we heard a knock on the door and we knowed it was jasper he better look for that dot again oh yeah we knowed it was jasper he was there to get jethrene her beauty had set his heart to burning with flamin desire what's flaming desire paul well uh granny will explain that to you later well i'll try but you're sure counting a heap on my memory [Music] read on with your mother's letter there general yeah it's getting good one city fella's got his arms around ain't pearl and another's waiting at the door to grab cousin jeff green my only thought was to save my daughter so i tore loose from mr brewster's embrace [Music] i saw jethrene heading for the door so i quick throwed myself betwixt my child in danger sweet innocent jeff green not knowing better let that rascal in he went right to sweet talking in a voice smoother than fresh churn butter hello again you great big beautiful lump of sugar i brought you something all the way from eureka spring genuine orchids growed in a hot house and this lovely young girl must be your sister i'm her mom no yeah well for jethrene's beautiful mother a little gift of genuine french imported perfume all the way from paris france oh well you you had an order ah oh my goodness genuine paris france perfume look at that french writing on there that says ah diamor that means oh love idiot sport mall and for jethrine's handsome father a genuine cigarette case silver thank you but i am not jethrine's father no mr brewster ain't my husband he's just a friend well any friend of jethrine's beautiful mother is a friend of mine it's from old mexico and hammered out a solid silver by the aztecs indians hundreds of years ago that brings up an interesting question why would the aztecs make cigarette cases when they had no cigarettes that is an interesting question i'll have to ask some of my aztecs friends about that hey dog remember ain't she sweet well i've read hey what happened to your orchids nothing i ate them already i mean you ate all them expensive orchids mo you should have spoke for one it wasn't very filling [Music] from here down to her feet and that's a long way but i ask you very confidentially that baby sweet ain't she large but she gives me such a charge i ask you very confidentially that baby lord she stretches out in all directions [Music] well that's the most i've ever seen and i'm here to tell you i'm her dang dong daddy and she's my queen and she is king-sized her lots of mama my jet dream she carries me away so your sister jeff green has got herself a steady felon now he says he is going to ask for her hand someday i hope he will take the rest of her too haha give my love to all and be a good boy i am going out now to mail this letter and get some more feathers for my hat as ever your loving mother you're nice to hear from mark here you and me has got to go right out and find a school and get you to go granny you pack up a nice lunch for death row to tote along how about a big mess of pope green's kittens with some polar and a big pot of sardine to dip it in fine oh granny it don't have to be that fancy some of the other boys here in beverly hills might not have it so good they're going to complain to their folks let them complain it ain't going to hurt them to raise their standard a little i'll get the truck out today let me go with jethro i can help him fight if the big kids in the fifth grade goes to picking on it i know for sure that miss hathaway has got other plans for your schooling but with jethro gone i won't have nobody to play with oh yes he will i just remembered something mr drysdale's stepson is coming home for thanksgiving and he's going to be living right next door and you can play with him mr dryden gave me some pictures of him here's some pictures of sonny that's what they call him sonny he's been going through a lot of schools and you ought to know some real good games to play 80 something yeah but what where he's a boy are you sure really just because he's wearing well now you keep thinking about how much fun you're going to be having with him right next door you know he does kind of favor that movie actor rudolph valentino here's jacob's lunch i didn't have time to fix much but it'll hold him until he gets home from school i got a little surprise in there i've been saving it for a special day and i reckon this is it what is it granny they won't hawk eggs makes me wish i was going to school school all right millicent skyler and potts i reckon them three is the teacher free teacher must be off a big school well let's go in and get you started [Music] uh may i help you well uh i reckon maybe you can diana someone has parked a most disreputable looking vehicle outside my window these gentlemen oh [Laughter] yeah what is it you wish i'd like to get my nephew started into school here here's all right if you've got room for a desk in his lunch basket my dear man this is a most exclusive private school the tuition is quite expensive well beyond your means i'm sure does that mean it costs a lot of money that is precisely what it means well i can pay if it ain't over 25 million 25 million yes ma'am that's all i got dollars yes ma'am in cash yes ma'am this is obviously a practical joke perpetrated by one of my envious competitors what is your name a jed clapping ma'am and this year and you expect me to believe that you have 25 million dollars well no not only ma'am but my neighbor mr dry dale he's keeping it in his bank for me get me melbourne drysdale at the commerce bank you see it just so happens that mr drysdale holds the mortgage on this school so we are very well acquainted hello i'd like to speak with you now if you wish to admit that this is a hoax and be on your way we will forget the entire incident otherwise you may be liable to some sort of action for invasion of private property and impersonating a millionaire mr drysdale is coming on the line now thank you this is your last chance mr clampett my next call will be to the police very well mr drysdale millicent skylar potts here come here come in come in come here thank you man well sit down sit down sit down sit down well just the two of us ellie mae and granny didn't come just well do make yourselves come mr drysdale's exact words to me were uh oh never mind his exact words apparently he values your friendship greatly and mr drysdale is a very important mortgage amen now then shall we talk about your youngster who's entering our fifth grade what is his name jethro beaudine bodies no man jethro bodine we always put the last name first now male of course uh yes ma'am just got a letter this morning date of birth uh december the 4th yeah uh no ma'am back home we only been here a few weeks perhaps you should answer the questions for our vital statistics now we need to know the complete birth date which in turn gives us the exact age now we have december 4th and judging from the fact that your nephew was entering the fifth grade i would surmise that the year is um 51 or 52 am i correct oh just throwing near that oh and in the fifth grade well that's wonderful perhaps we have a budding genius on our hands i'll pour oh diana i'd like you to bring me one of our boys uniforms to show these gentlemen a fifth grade size no no art second thought you'd better make it third grade he's younger than average we require that all of our students wear identical uniforms it makes for less friction that way otherwise the boys of millionaires are apt to be taunted by the really rich i bet you gentro look right good in the uniform you can't wait to be a soldier yes melia young lad is like that however our uniforms do not reflect any militaristic design no rather we strive for something gay attractive and smart now there you are charming isn't it now you take this home and have jethro wear it when he comes to school in the morning wear this granny you'll have to make considerable changes in this before it'll fit jethro so tiny and in the fifth grade the boy must be a genius well you may be very sure that we will bring him out where is this you bust out now then how do you gentlemen like your teeth um we don't know man we ain't tasted it yet oh you are the fun-loving one aren't you yes ma'am [Music] clothes you want me to help let them out oh well thank ellie but let's see what has to be done maybe they fit him already that's supposed to be a hat i wrecked himself what's that well jethro said it stands for pots ox that's the school he's going to pot scoop well he'll be learning a good trade if there's something folks always needs its pots jethro can make you some dandy new ones once he catches on to it sam hill is supposed to wear that well jethro i reckon jessica couldn't have wore that a tree said it would take some letting out now there ain't enough seams in the whole world to let that out how's it going granny are you getting my uniform all ready yes robodean know him granny over to school it's bodine jethro leave the room you got no shame running around here in your underpants granny these ain't underplants they swim in drugs you wrap that towel around you before i cut a switch but really miss hathaway sir i don't care who says what i'll be glad when you're more gets out here to take you in hand and to make you some school clothes these things ain't never gonna fit but granny i gotta have these in the morning it's a rule all those kids over there has got to wear these i meant coke too yeah i sure wish your mom was here with her sewing machine pearls of wizard making clothes [Music] now that you're gonna be keeping company with jazz bow de pew you're gonna need some nice clothes i like the little fella ma i'm black but you got to stop picking him up all the time he ain't heavy it don't look fitting for a girl to run around carrying a fella all right i won't pick him up anymore till we get married why would you pick him up then to carry him over the threshold he's you ain't supposed to carry him he's supposed to carry no that's ridiculous i declare i don't know how i'm gonna keep you in close the way you're shooting up i start a new outfit and by the time i get it stitched together you've outgrown it my new shoes is already too tight for my feet oh them feet if they get any bigger you're gonna have to go outside to turn around my feet ain't as big as jethro's well of course not he's a boy just think your brother jethro's going to school in beverly hills california yeah i'm homesick for to see you mom me too jeffrey i'll bet your rich uncle jed has jethro duded up like one of them actors and movie pitchers [Music] i can't understand these beverly hills schools wearing that uniform ain't gonna make you no smarter this pot said i had to wear it this morning she's the boss teacher foreign [Music] dang did you get your way right every time that music plays somebody comes to the door surprise surprise good morning i decided to come by and drive our diminutive genius to school myself and why i don't love you jethro oh yes ma'am jethro come on down here you gotta ride school well that's mighty nice you man i am going to give the boy my personal special attention i feel that when one well hiding there miss potts you come to take me to school yeah bet she is i want you to be a good boy make good mark so you all be proud of you this is your nephew the fam you met him yesterday remember of course he does look a might different in his uniform granny had a time getting it to fit but she done it you are in the fifth grade yes ma'am just finished three years in the fourth but i can't it's impossible oh that ain't nothing he got through the first grade in only two years under no circumstances can i allow this well say here comes mr drysdale i reckon he's coming to see jethro off to school oh well come along jethro this is the way we go to school oh jethro you forgot your lunch uh jethro you share your grits and fat back with miss pops today [Music] you

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Length: 25min 11sec (1511 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 10 2013