The Beverly Hillbillies - Season 1 - Episode 13: Home for Christmas (1962) (HD 1080p) | Buddy Ebsen

how long we go right they will take us to get home Paul gets real figures about 60s hard driving where you going with that would a granny wants it on the truck put it down with all the wood we got back in the cabin we sure ain't gonna haul none from Beverly Hills oh she says it's four on the way oh no way baby what now where do you do I'm making sure with no free step he won't be when we get to the mountains you're gonna keep that thing burn first six days and six nights don't forget it's deep stammer every other place but here and play in California the weather's just mixed up as a people I'll be glad when I get back where there's some snow and ice I can't wait to see Mon Jeffrey yeah be my fine Christmas present for you more and your sister dropping in on him like this now tell me again exactly what is maurice a zipper said the climate's were loading their truck and appeared to be moving out why what could have happen who offended them whoever it was I'll have them driven out of Beverly Hills don't get so upset I know ma'am 25 million dollars in your [ __ ] is that why you think I'm upset because Jed Clampett has 25 million in my bank isn't it of course not the thing it upsets me is the fact he might take it out no no whatever happened to the key to that door when I written with our stuff out of there ain't nothing left anybody want to take some little pictures Oh miss Hathaway says a couple of them fixes this Rembrandt all right after Christmas we'll see he gets him back where are you going oh [ __ ] oh please you can't go away and leave me like this alright climb on earth we got room for you a room for two back there yeah if you want to squat the excess dough oh we don't want to go with you we want you to stay here we'll be back after Christmas well mr. clam but if you want to go home for Christmas let me make the arrangements I'll have you there tonight nice clean back home yes and you'll arrive in style too well miss Hathaway I think granny and Ellie Mae should have mink coats of the trip don't you oh well let's go take care of it and the reservations do miss kravid you start unloading the truck and leave everything to us you'll be home in five or six hours on the jet what's the deadfall Oh buster jitney I reckon tonight you heard what he said well that will be surprised pearl uncle J it it took us six days to get out of here how are we gonna get back home in five or six hours that bus driver must know a doozy of a shortcut we got plenty champagne caviar I guess so a lot entire first-class section is the reserved for a family of VIPs Wow young ladies I presume you have been advised or special arrangements the club a family Oh certainly that did I come down pink Frannie Ellie Mae right this way I'm sure you'll be quite comfortable in the lounge oh how did they get past the gate let's get him out of here before the clappers see them I'm afraid you're in the wrong section may I see your tickets please I don't think we got it you've come to the wrong place you want the bus station I just go back the way you came and ask for the travelers aid they'll help you oh yeah well thank you ma'am Oh granny everybody come on we're on the wrong bus what's the trouble mr. carpet of course right this way here Jeffro keep the tickets so close but you have the money mr. Drysdale okay so just BAM right here a limousine will meet you and take you to pros house and mr. Drysdale is phoning ahead to mr. Brewster to be sure your cabin is in order don't let him give away his surprise the Pearl awful II well well I'll be landing Merry Christmas and Wow and Jethro here's something for you if you promise to bring it back to me mm-hmm take care of them remember a tall young good-looking one is mine may I have your coat Nicole please miss Fran spanking-new well is Christmas I'm not my mom with tears medicine to keep me warm you're gonna have it well I reckon not we don't mind sharing with folks but when they get grabby and wanting everything while we just got a mule up and say no you can't afford it back go to your own here you just peel off whatever you need mr. classic you misunderstood we just want to hang the coat up we don't want you to give them to it oh that's very neighborly of you thank you very much now if you'll all be seated over here until we get underway come on now fasten your denim white wear what ma'am just McGillis I missed a felt dirty this is a fancy bus looks like a bus is convention to pull out I will see if this bus driver knows an all-fired fancy shortcut that's you and me watch the road so we can remember okay you asked me this bus driver ours is lost just keeps a circling on a turn no there's no shortcut yeah listen to him a race of that engine yeah but the wheels must be spinning on a mud we moving he got her out of the mud yeah we movin out lickety-split my dog is if he gets to go much faster this thing gonna leave the ground don't work now but if he is leaving the ground jestro you better get up there Dylan bus driver to slow down get over this thing for against any higher now wasn't that a smooth takeoff you may get fasten your seat belts any time you like what you folks like some champagne and caviar how would you prefer a nice hot meal we have steak chicken fish anything you like oh no thanks we had a message rich Joe's before we left home perhaps you'd like to relax in it take a little nap Roma kids now if there's anything else that we can do to make your trip more comfortable just press the little buttons we'll be right here and girls ain't a bit scared join a family too often to share their food with makes me feel ashamed we didn't let them keep our coat don't want me to go up talk to the bus driver uncle Jay I recognize yes truth don't nobody else seemed skittish and you don't want folks to think there's our first bus ride Jeanne dear granny it sure will be nice to see snow again won't it that's the truth Christmas just don't seem like Christmas without it and pearls house is all a special party in the snow she sure is gonna be surprised when we all come trotting in there tonight hey pal how a marriage when are you gonna learn not to walk into a body's house without a body inviting you and I rang and you didn't come you didn't give me time you old coupe now don't you never do that again yeah my parlor I like you in your mad pearl you're an exciting woman how are you get out of here I don't have time for your foolishness katharyne and me is gone to California to spend Christmas with cousin James and I reckon you don't care to hear what I got to say about mr. Bruton tall good-looking city feller works for the oil company drive that big car what about a meeting here I've been ordered from your parlor pearl I think I best be doing I didn't mean it's over you tell me about mr. Brewster and I'll bake you a sweet potato pie and for dessert red horse women and elderberry wine an exciting woman very racy he stopped over at the Emporium to get some cheese and crackers said he was going to be over at Jed's cabin alone all day and he didn't have no food thank you homework fish Merry Christmas oh wait wait wait a minute forever you ain't gonna do me out of my Gator pie are you well course not you kidding we're win-win you know busy right now bye ding-dang Bernie they done it again that's some pretty woman twist me around her finger hate to go home Mama's going to give me the dick dad hey granny I just had a terrible thought okay would we get the pearls house and she ain't there where would she be I'm chasing that rooster fella that's where she liked you to catch him in her horse and buggy I play my cards right you get to keep that there blanket permanent because I'm gonna have something else to keep me warm a husband and what's more I'll be riding in that big fancy automobile so you can retire to pasture with that good-looking racehorse from hot springs well I thought I heard a horse this is Bodie won't you come in thank you it's mighty again hi I'm sorry it's a folded yeah didn't bother to build a fire in the fireplace and I'm afraid that kerosene stove doesn't put out much heat okay I can't stay but a minute I just came by to give you this and say Merry Christmas thank you oh you shouldn't uh oh wait yes something that I made myself Lanta mercy look at this place why you men just can't manage alone Kenya it takes so long oh please don't bother I won't be here yeah I'm going home to Tulsa for the holidays I won't vote no trouble I'll just throw together a little snack and while you're eatin I'll tidy up a bit this is the most fantastic miracle I've ever seen the way you produced this Bamford right out of thin air ham by chicken roast pork and this delicious sweet potato pie my own special recipe here wash it down with some red heart and elderberry mm-hmm oh that is sensational juice but mrs. Bodeen I should say I just can't eat another bite either why mrs. Bodeen what have you done to this cabin oh did you see a difference and where did you get those Kurt I just run about five you repeating baby you are a remarkable woman you cook so you're a wonderful housekeeper and I love it it ain't worked me at all it's pure enjoyment mrs. Bodine I know that this must seem awfully sudden to you and I I know you have lots of ties lots of activities here in the hills but I was wondering do you think you could possibly be happy living in a city like Tulsa that's where you live I have a very nice home there but frankly it needs you and I think mother will agree you want me to meet your mother's mother well actually it isn't necessary and I know mother will approve my choice you don't have to give me your answer immediately you just think it over that's my answer but we haven't even discussed money Auggie have you ever said I might Bodeen as my housekeeper I will be paying you I'll keepers dairy for mother or incidentally mother's just going to love this elderberry juice what's the matter you sharted you let me talk for you saloon let me she's sold for you let me house clean for you not it I don't know what it takes to get engaged in Tulsa but in these here Hills you've done enough to get yourself promised hitched and honeymoon Merliah mrs. Bodeen I didn't mean to I'm going to Beverly Hills to spend Christmas with my cousin jail and when I tell him what you done he ain't gonna take kindly to it what mrs. Bodeen I give you my word that I don't give me my hand mix up your feet can't get no colder than they are right now they're sleeping like babies do you think we should wait for the movie I don't know it's a lady super Westin just the kind of thing today to enjoy well why don't we start it and if they wake up fine good idea what what we back on the ground look through that front window we're chasing some fellas they shoot mash hiding isn't it yeah he was right in the line of fire whatever it is I'm getting in on it but mr. fries Dale pearl is on her way to California to see them well can you catch her in time all right thanks dog driving a horse pucky I'll tell her family it on the way no no this is a surprise well then what do I say but say anything to keep her there until the Clampetts arrive I'll get over to pearls oh well she she might misconstrue you see I have a very delicate situation here and if you spoil Jed Clampett Christmas surprise he'll cut off your oil but pearl might think I want to marry here's the sweet potato pie and redhawk I promise hey the piece of this pie mission and it's go for two of these red [ __ ] who got it girl none of your business now get along Geoffrey nummy is leaving for California yeah I won a whole pie just like I was promised did you get out of here before I throw you out of here man is all alike give me give me give me educating women don't even speak to me bring a man alive worth the powder and it takes a blown - you know where then it's just a bunch of lowdown no-good I hope you're not angry at me any longer angry at you but don't be ridiculous have some more sweet potato pies of red laws when they said you rascal been trying to steal my woman in my pie I'm going to give you such a cool thing I throwed my dang me out and I'm gonna throw out the rest you you see in my business I what I mean to say is that I am away from home a lot and well I think that a husband should know what I mean to say is in my opinion I could I have another slug of that elderberry juice oh you cannot now then I've been sitting here for three solid hours listening to you and you have yet to say one word that a widow woman could get her teeth into cream bring the suitcase oh oh please don't oh I ain't listenin to one more word you've got to say les you say it on your knees don't come in here give me a it please don't go you wanna quit freest man that ever lived ha ha get out of my hour and you stay up want me to throw them out mom come on winch is that you again Oh Merry Christmas Jeffrey why you have group mr. Brewster what are you doing mr. clapping if you've been just one second later I'd have been engaged your cousin pearl - Tyler hold on we enjoy girls only about to spy on her you old rascal you you're exciting when you're mad granny a little sleigh ride with me you promise to behave sure I do and we might as well stay here and sing way with you

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Length: 25min 16sec (1516 seconds)

Published: Thu Dec 05 2013