All right. Salazar loses. So today, buddy, we came to Times Square. It's the middle of it all. We just thought this is the place to be where big things happen. I noticed he's not here. We'll get to Q. We just want you to look around and see if you notice anything, anything strange. Introducing newest cast member. Prince Heard what is going on. That's you, buddy. Ladies and gentlemen, may I please introduce Prince Herb? Give a hand. That's right. Sal no longer exists. For those of you who are at home. Don't know. A herb is like a corn ball. Sure. Like a dork? Yeah. You're pretty. You're a prince dork. Do you remember the season where you made me wear Q's hair? Yeah, Like that? No, not the whole season. Oh, no. Every episode, every challenge, every Your life. Your life. What if a woman could get knocked up, too, right? But women do get pregnant. So what's the deal with the last line there. In that universe? Oh. Oh, so in that universe, women don't get pregnant? Yes. We're in the junior cinematic universe here. Come on. I'm all for showing, like, the equality of, like, the men, female aspects and just the social obligations. Wow. They are all Murray. There's no way for her. He's got. No shot. Yeah, I'm eating a big, fat sandwich. Herb, you better bring it. Come on, buddy. I fainted. You sell it. Get in there, man. Sell it. Rub your earrings for power. Come on, fight back, buddy. Fight back. Get a load of this, Dr. Smarty pants. Oh. In this high stakes medical drama, Dr. Eugene Swope is turned into meat jelly on the way to work after a misadventure with an errant bear. Why are you guys laughing at my ideas? This is just a fan. This is a good idea, man. You guys, that's a joke. Why? I said that? I'm getting loopy, man. I really talked myself into a hole right now, all right? Because we want the whole world to know you as perturbed. Yeah, This is your new look. So we wanted to make sure that the opening credits got modified as such, So we changed the opening credits of the show. If you want to take a look at that. Right. Here's my question. I'm worried. Is there going to be era. Oh, it's even. Oh, that's good. You look great, buddy. I wish you was here to see it. Yeah. Okay, let's go. Where is Q? He's been busy this whole time. Getting to work on a new brew. This son of a bitch. There we go. Oh, hey, Sal. You may be wondering why I'm here and not there. Well, I'm announce our newest offering, The Prince Herb Brew. It's pink. It's sparkly, it's non-alcoholic. It sucks. Just like you. It's not even beer. It's Prince. Herb Brew. A corny brew for a corny mofo. And, Sal, you don't get a dime from it. By Prince. Moe. Moe. Pleasure. Everybody's so nice Immediately. Yeah, we're transitioning in. What type of company is it? We're a leading distributor of hard shell pencil cases south of Canada with a leading distributor of hard shell pencil cases south of Canada. Got it. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Communication stuff. Oh, here comes Fluster Colt. So the investors are here tomorrow? Yes. No, no, they're here now. I mean, my senior vice president is not here. I can't pitch to them now. I apologize, but. I don't know what to tell you. This is happening. Oh, my God. Moe, did you happen to catch that? Yeah. Would you mind just taking the role of SVP for a few minutes? I'll talk them through this presentation just so they think we're here. I'll do all the heavy lifting. I'm in sales, so I could do that. Oh, come. On. My name is Francois. Yeah, Francois. Francois. Okay, here they are. They just came in. She's in. She's in. Francois? Yeah. Hi. Oh, hey. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much, sir. Nice to meet you. Yeah, Please. We'll all have a seat, guys. Ask Francois what it was like growing up in Kansas. So I said, Well, what's it like to grow up in Kansas? Kansas? It was. It was pretty good. Frank said a lot of high school records when he played baseball. Yes. Nariko slipping the words Derek Jeter. Obviously you are here because we have the best hard shell pencil cases south of Canada. Why not soft shell? Well, soft shell. It's soft enough where the pencil is viable to break. Oh, my God. This guy. You're completely in your head at this point. Cheers. Cheers. Oh, wow. Did you see how far they shot that? Wow. The mac and cheese bites are phenomenal here. I know. So skunk was a skunk. You can't say skulking off. I got to celebrate spring and weather. And skunk on the me. All right, cut Prince Herb with your back to her. In my head. In my head. In my head. In my head. In my head. In my head. I'm in my head. I'm in my head. Okay, Go get him, guys. Well, we want to do first is we want to go right to the next page here, guys. Reading Raise your hand if you're an active reader that you practice reading all the time. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Excellent. Need improvement. Work smarter, not harder. Who's your boss? Yourself. You. Your boss. You. You and your. Your boss. Your. Your. Your boss. All right, guys, get out of the room again. Hey, bud. Hey, Bud. Can we have a quick chinwag for a second? All right. Thank you. Thanks, guys. Go, guys, Go fast. Dude, who's doing it? We're doing it. That's right. You see, the levels are coming up now. I tell you, we got dead eyes back. Dead eyes out there. Old dead eyes came to life. You guys hungry? Because there's a lemon on the table, so you can take a bite of that. You know it wakes you up. A mouth full of lemon. What do we got? I need someone to pick me up. We got. We got good juju up like this sea. It's the sea that you need. You might notice some smelling salts in there. Feel free to use the room. I spit fire smelling salts. Oh, I've never done. All right. Wake up. Wake up. Oh, my God. Wow. Wow. Oh! Oh, my God. That's the worst thing I've ever done in my life. You said that was good. Speaking of communication. Yes. Can I get your ear for one minute. Guys? Cheers. Whiskey and coffee. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. All right. Start snapping towels. Oh, yeah, Yeah. Here's a car battery and some jumper cables. Yes. Yeah. Come on. Oh, wow. Oh. That escalated quickly. Get your karate kid on. Get amped, baby. We motivate everyone. We motivate. Nothing I do can motivate you. We planted some proper knives in the room. Start snapping out of each other. Let's do this. Got. You are my son. Oh, my son. I'm sure. Oh. What a lovely ragtag bunch we have here today. And what's your name? If you don't know my name, you're clearly in the wrong business. I mean, if you guys don't know my name, you're clearly in the wrong business. Hi, Megan. Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm Mala. Mala. Pleasure. And Jana. Jana. Got it. You just have this little thing that you do to memorize people's names. You make a little song out of their names. Yeah. Yeah. So we're going to be reading Borough Hall. Megan went down to the shore. She saw Mala and Jana. That's how I remember her name. Sorry. Okay, Maureen, whenever you're ready. Whenever you're ready, Maureen. Great. Let's get into it. Okay. Sorry. Who's chewing gum? Someone's chewing gum. I'm sorry. Who is someone who's chewing gum. Someone chewing gum. Are you chewing gum? So no gum. If you wouldn't mind spitting that out, if you wouldn't mind spitting it out, that'd be great. Interior interrogation room two detectives walk in. By the way, you're a street thug. Latino in the script. Hola, angel. I'm Fuentes. We're here to talk. I love talking essay. Do you bring what I asked for? I like to have a little pastry with my bacon. Oink, oink, oink, muchachos. I'm feeding off your energy, you know? So good. But not great. So good. Not great. Winter came like a banshee. Show me what it feels like. I'm sorry. Could you stop clicking your tongue? Sorry. Can you just not click your tongue? Because then it throws off my rhythms. He grabs her shoulders, perform. You back to him. I ain't no more farmer than you is a dancer on the Great White Way. Prince Herb? Yes. Sorry. You've cheated all the way around. So what does this product remind you guys of? It tastes amazing, I thought. But it smells like someone who hurt me. So I'm weary. Yeah. Yeah. Save your money. What story? I'm glad you ask. Oh, there's no, no. There's no exclamation. It's like dort is a combination of that and aut like and aut, you know what I mean? Like. Okay, all right. Never pay for frozen yogurt again. Look, find the container in the trash. You know, painted gold presented as a promotion from 1992 that gives you free fro for life. The 16 year old that register will not question you. Cowardly guess who saving Dort money saved. Save your money.
