The Best Of Dev Patel On The Graham Norton Show!

if somebody told me that do you want to have do you want to sit in the red shirt do you want your picture taken from my chair i don't have a story so no we don't judge you you just want your picture in the red chair a picture in the red chain well go get it over there over there follow that man which one of that oh man there we go and no one's going to flip you dev don't worry look at these look at these two they're like any minute now yeah rock paper scissors for it no we'll take the picture first okay here he is in you go no paul i promise i promise no we'll let them take the picture first no you're good no wait no one's taking a picture there's a big camera looking [Laughter] [Applause] lens and then yeah we'll take a screen grab with that of course suck it to him dude go on then [Applause] you're in l.a now yes yes you are i'll be showbiz are you back here for christmas though i actually dragging the patel family to my house in l.a for the first time okay so i'm bringing my dad and my mom and my sister and my best friend from india so yeah are you cooking no that idea is just funny might bring some nando's from london we'll talk about that later yeah dev's got the gold card do you do martial arts no don't drag me into the chat i'm surprised you do don't you oh man um are you gonna pull up a terrible no [Laughter] i want dev to do about there no i don't know did you yeah unbelievable you should see him the rest of the press tour is that people are going to be trying to make you do backflips not all hotel experiences are as good now we do have some first-hand uh knowledge of this because sharon horgan where were you a chambermaid i was a chambermaid in i think it was the imperial hotel or something that sounds like that it was years ago it was years ago it was my first job after leaving school and uh so i spent a summer making beds and scrubbing um human excrement out of toilet bowls at least it was out of toilet paper we all held our breath there but it's uh it's weird because i don't think i i don't think there was a single toilet bowl that wasn't kind of decorated and i think it's because when people go on holiday they're just like i deserve to not clean my own crap out of my toilet bowl i'm just gonna let someone else is that what holiday says to you [Music] don't bother picking your knickers off the ground if you're in a hotel because you think someone's going to come along and pick up my knickers and this is from the woman who did the picking up but you know it was exciting i always thought that you know i might meet someone you know in a sort of chamber maybe maybe an attractive mom you know i'm sure you saw that movie with j-lo didn't you yeah yeah because dangerous you have quite exacting well not exactly but you're very specific you are very regular with your hotel habits regular i'm not referring to it she's on holiday don't you when you're in london don't you always stay in the same room i do well no not the same room the same hotel but this is where you've got your own dressing gown they have given me a dressing gown which had jd on it which i was very very proud of but then i had a kind of sneaky feeling that maybe if johnny depp stayed there but now they are the guy from jd sports yes there are lots of [Laughter] well here's the thing thanks to the world wide web anyone can now review a hotel right and uh so we've come and got these are actual online reviews of actual experiences people have in hotels so his first one i got to the hotel to check in and on my way to the elevator i slid right into a pile of diarrhea that was located near the elevator it got on my knees and my arm as well as my luggage the hotel staff did not help me in any shape or form and told me to watch where i was going and it was my fault how is it my fault there is poop on the floor in the first place my room was horrible it smelled like poop as well i was disgusted never again now what i like about this is one of two people found that review helpful the other person no that's not helpful he still gave it one star yeah i know i think having looked at these i think one's the minimum you can't do a no start uh what's up next uh please take notice of this view me and my husband and two kids went to these apartments for a week and i must say never again we arrived at 5 00 a.m and were introduced by member of staff ismet i said you've got passports we sat down and my daughter 13 saw two people on the sofa next to the bar making love whilst being videoed by the shed why is it worked out they weren't doing a good job what they call faking love yeah but i like i like that service still got two stars the location was excellent uh next up do not stay in this absolute dump hotel i use the driver hotel very loosely i cannot convey strongly enough how disgusting this place is bloodstained headboards have clearly been up since world war the first one windows that weren't closed no hot water broken furniture dirty tentacles broken light fittings an actual poo in the kettle now that's a holiday very good let's see the next one i wish we hadn't gone oh now this is a weird one i don't know whether it's an actual spelling mistake or whether it's autocorrect but it makes the review very confusing indeed i wish we hadn't gone the meal was ruined by midgets everywhere and we were sitting inside we even moved tables nearer the back wall but we were either followed by them or well they were at that table too we woke up following one and covered in bites and very itchy terrible that's the hotel in disneyland [Laughter] do we have another one this is this is oh this is well anyway we were given the keys to the wrong room and walked into the room to find a naked african gentleman washing his genitals in the sink [Applause] his genitals oh my gosh when daffodil writes a book this is in it and then i said to him dude washing his genitals next one this is the final one this is nice i like this person this person is just a sensible person they've been around the block because all the reviews about this is just someone who kind of understands the world and sees the positive for the price i paid to stay on new york's upper west side i was surprised it wasn't worse the room smelled like armpits and years of filth but there weren't any creepy crawlies and i found the staff to be most gracious and helpful i could have done without the bloodstained mattress and the actual chunk of poop on my bedspread but i didn't expect the hilton overall in a pinch i would stay there again i like this this is this is how good it was they were quite happy to give me new bedspreads when i reported the poop [Applause] [Music]

Channel: The Graham Norton Show

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Length: 9min 50sec (590 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 04 2021