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enemies if you guys can't take two steps without exploding blim blob I'm looking at you can I please just get one Victory once now don't start that don't you do it [Music] we'll just smash them all what no man look these guys aren't going to quit until they win or die and they're not gonna win so what if we let him win just as once what mess up my stats no we'd be winning by helping them to win that's a win and then they'll be happy and leave us alone all right yes now let's rally an army so we can look intimidating who are we gonna call all of our friends my Army of friends today we will lose this battle but we will also win it when the enemy charges crumble like a cookie when you feel their beauty punches fade like a flower and ride in your own blood but but how are we to believe if none of this is real with faith my lady and ketchup ketchup and hey guys let's keep the acting subtle less is more no why first I'm gonna fall in love with one of those little guys and then I'm gonna fall out of love and then I'm gonna totally fake die oh my heart my heart hurts because I found [Music] myself and I have to die ah [Music] get ready y'all together we fall not yet cinnamon bun [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] oh no my blood okay one last kiss before it's dying my love farewell forever oh my heart I'm dead Victory is finally mystery dance [Laughter] I'm sorry everybody I could keep it in this up Jake look oh nuts Q King wait up we want to apologize for being fakers we did it to protect you from yourselves it doesn't matter now no one will ever fear our strength but strength isn't your strength adorable cuteness is can I use it to control others um yeah sure just be righteous about it show me where to start huh [Music] who Could That Be I command you to make me a sandwich what no uncle has the Ice King to make no sandwich what about now oh okay [Music] gotta liven up this unhollowed ground for Finn on a tropical island underneath a molten lava moon hanging with the hula dancers asking questions cause they got all the answers [Applause] [Laughter] Amazonia I'm sorry this next takedown for you my king I need you forgiveness putting on lotion sitting by the ocean rubbing it on my body rubbing it on my body [Applause] friend I have defeated every Gladiator no for there is one more onions [Music] get me out of this game cause it's nothing but a gladiator gray and if I stick to the plan I think I'll turn into a live a man ah why do you stop Viking this Jake was a farce let me face the real Jake walk then this is round two my battle take his head for me yes my king what what about the plan this is the plan Jake you're gonna kill me that's right everything has been building to this the final battle brother against brother to the death no yes [Applause] what what like King can't do it I can't kill him Fight King kill my best friend Finn not without a bigger sword yes no foreign was that all fake did you act all that out was that part of your plan um so you plan to get all cozy with the fight King and almost kill me from the get-go pretty much why didn't you say so because you always bungle my plants but if you had bungled this one chopped your head off that's a funky joke Brother Hey Jake you notice how all these ghosts are walking in pairs oh yeah I bet they're like us best bros who got trapped in that Arena but now they're free [Music] hey you have arms that's right genius huh you lied to us ah the important thing is Marceline's awake foreign quit touching my hair you had a magic accident and we saved you with some help from your wizard friend that's Ash Ash he's not my friend he's my boyfriend what that's right babe Ash what's going on she's picking up my girl for a night on the town at my place that's sweet what oh grow up you guys I'm gonna go freshen up that's a relief oh Ash what don't you guys get it I outbrained you that wasn't the memory of a sleep spell you brought me that memory was our breakup that's enough of that oh no what yep come on let's go no Marceline ashikis flykus [Music] yeah they're gone man he took her don't worry Finn I got to send follow me this is it I can smell him in there so what's the plan um okay you take that shovel and keep banging it against that shed till Ash comes out to see what's happening then I'll sneak in and I'll rescue Marceline nice [Music] what no don't hurt me no no sorry [Music] sweet help somebody help me wouldn't stop it's hullabaloo help help hey hold it you get back here [Applause] oh Ben then what are you doing you can't be here Ash doesn't like me hanging out with mere mortals yeah okay sorry Marceline I'll go I've just gotta show you something first [Laughter] [Music] hello Finn I'm a buff baby that can dance like a man I can shake on my fanny I can shake them again baby I can punch you your buns punching your buns I can push all your buns if y'all an evil witch I will punch you for fun foreign hey there you are Finn what's going on what is this place it's my old house that magic powder put you in my memories me and Jake were in years before but asterisk is into stealing your memory of breaking up with him but it's okay because I saw the missing memory now I have a memory of your memory in my memory see oh I saw that teddy bear that you love so much [Music] Finn I think I'd like to wake up now [Music] you gonna be okay Marceline yeah thanks Finn I'll just yell marmar what's what's with the chump come on I said no chumps Ash gets hungies at eight o'clock you need to get back in the kitchen and make me dinner I want a turkey sandwich with tomato also pickles oh [Music] sweet foreign oh that was weird was that your friend something look a supermodel look a hoverboard look the Apocalypse someone got hit in the boring lines hit in the boring lines buying lines buying lines somebody got hit in them [Music] hey are you awake yet I'm trying I had a dream about meat man oh yeah I think I'm gonna stop eating meat man you are ground I know but shush okay I hired a guy to kill you by accident what I thought he was gonna just hit you in the gut and make you spit up your lunch well I froze him in ice but I think he's free now because he's made out of fire or He commands fire maybe good job good job the Ice King oh my life come on man let's get out of here [Music] Jake do something he's getting close go faster man good you alive uh I think so oh that was close hey hey guys I don't think this ice storm is gonna last long what do we do oh got it I'm gonna kill you guys hey I'll kill you oh wait a minute YouTube I won't actually kill you I'm just gonna lower your body temperatures so you seem dead and after we fool that fool outside I warm you up good as new no way man you already messed up enough stuff you'll probably kill us too yeah we don't trust you you'll find me later you don't need to do this anymore look they're dead I killed them myself dead dead dead dead dead dead dead [Music] they're dead no pulses so uh looks like you can go home now oh yeah of course there oh glad all that's over [Music] hey guys guess what you're grounded underneath my butt [Music] stop screaming why are you screaming because I'm excited by this meal I made me too I'm excited too [Applause] Apple oh one million years dungeon hmm maybe if we set his butt on fire no Finn there's only one way I just didn't want to have to do it if I change myself back to my real age I can reclaim the throne what no I mean uh you can do that then why did you wait so long because being 13 again is blue ballooby well being 18 is all plop dumps and waggle sags I never really get to act like a kid but it's okay really my people need me and that comes first yeah the first thing we need is more candy flesh to increase my biomass but I need my lab equipment to engineer it not not necessarily me lady [Music] thank you thank you all okay next we need a bonding agent princess I think I can help [Music] finished there's one last thing we need only the heat from a whopping love hug can catalyze the reagent frying process are you ready princess yes Finn but first I just want to say how much fun I've had hanging out with you me too and I I wish I could stay like this with you but I I know princess [Music] excuse me Finn yo Earl what hey you're fired you butt [Applause] I'm so glad everything's back to normal thanks for all your help Finn oh you're welcome but um what is it Finn well do you uh do you wanna hug some more what Ben you silly that was like five years ago you really gotta move on oh yeah yeah sorry such a silly boy [Music] hello hey man what's the status bad news man I I got dumped I'm sorry Finn but look man let me share with you a little secret on how to win the heart of a princess it's not easy but you have to have to be persistent not to defeat a Demon Lord and warp through several worlds but once you do you walk up the wizard stairs and produce your magic key you got in the Water World unlock the chamber door then walk right up to the princess and give her a smooch does that make sense yeah man I see what you're saying thanks Jake go up the wizard steps [Music] [Music] oh um [Music] [Music] hmm an iceable Vince armor foreign [Music] [Laughter] got you now yeah oh you can have the sandwiches back I'm sorry huh [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] boy those sandwiches look really cool it looks like it'd be really awesome to try a bite of one of those [Music] right on right right on [Music] you the real good nice home Jake do you think that puddle needs our help nah it's a snow golem man I think he's laughing I thought snow golems and firewalls hated each other oh yeah big time they learn to get along yep you know maybe we could all learn a thing or two from those sandwiches [Music] thank you it was a date there was singing in junk I know I was there for that part Casey wants me to go to the ball as his girlfriend oh my goodness it's almost seven you need something to wear oh hold on honey I'm gonna make this happen [Music] my weapons in this it's a ball you don't need weapons I'll take my retractable sword okay let's go go [Music] yes I designed it myself I've been looking for you well here I am ha ha hey I want to show you something okay okay girl I'll see you later [Music] what hey is this your bedroom Fiona whoa what [Laughter] [Music] this is really messed up ice queen what is your problem with me we are what stands between me and my Gumball I can't believe I fell for this trash you got me to show up with a dress my purse my sword [Music] Fiona [Music] [Music] all right [Applause] oh my goodness don't you touch her it's okay it's okay it was the Ice Queen [Music] [Laughter] my magic Tiara my powers and this is I'm a queen no you might catch her crazy wow Fiona you're you're just really incredible maybe we should meet up for a date no way man not interested I think the reason I got all these guy friends and no boyfriend is because I don't really want to date any of them I don't need to feel like I'm waiting to be noticed I know who I am and I'll know what I want if and when it ever comes along but there is one guy I do anything to date the Ice King what me too Ice King's the real deal Ice King is the hottest hottie and I can't wait to marry him said Fiona then she turned to Prince Gumball and said I hope Ice King will sweep me off my feet and take me to the farthest corner of who where we will do nothing but kiss and eat a whole bunch until we get fat and die the end so what did you think of the fan fiction I wrote about you guys ah tell me you thought I was gone so should we say something to Tony you guys Tony Jessica's cheating on you oh my God I'm sorry I know it's none of my business I know because I think Tanya has a right to know Stephanie nah I'm Miranda I do not like Tony no Jessica don't chill Tony with me oh Club [Music] I Came Upon A Tribe of villagers [Music] I'm so hungry [Applause] anyway then I found this Windmill and whenever I get hungry I dress up like the monster and I go eat all the villagers craps LSP you're stealing don't say that you're making me feel bad thanks Fenn LSP if you want to feel better you should apologize to the farmers and make amends really yeah that'll work [Music] no no way I'm not a monster I was just pretending to be a monster ah I'm sorry that you're starving because I at all of your crops even though you're also really a fat uh probably helped you lose some weight she just call us fat don't get up and out of shape I'm just being honest LSP what that apology was terrible look the Monster eats well and apologizes let's kill it [Music] [Applause] we have to well you don't have to yeah you can just let her go if we let her go she'll keep eating her crops and we'll starve why don't you just get your parents to buy more crops we are parents those crops were for our children you guys are parents just like my parents LSP are you okay yeah Finn I'm great here I want you to have these sandwiches sandwiches yeah they're really good they're made with a lot of love [Music] it's working I saved the village and that's how I save the village hey well we're just glad you're home whatever and thank you Finn and Jake no problem yeah we didn't really do that much sleep so cute all right back to Art gooder good to wake up go get the key okay time for a break who wants lemonade who don't want to lose this Gunter Jake no you're bonding without me Frank it's for your own good sweetie now then up here wow that before our next bonding activity all right my dab session do you want to talk about girls do you have a crush on anyone uh yeah my girlfriend Lady Rainicorn oh don't worry I won't tell anyone yeah no I have a crush on princess bubble gum you don't say oh I do I've liked her for quite some time feels weird to say it out loud what oh he fell asleep with his eyes open this then snap out of it where are you show yourself why not does this dance please you astral Beast does this please you foreign I'm hungry all right fair enough well how about I make us some omelets that sounds pretty good actually I'm gonna put my foot in it eating a part of me will bring us closer together I'll be inside of you dude you're back yep I just got back from the astral plane where's your astral Beast it's on its way it's gonna be awesome what kind of Beast I'm not sure I couldn't see it in the astral plane but I heard it it sounded really intense maybe a gorilla a gorilla huh oh junk did I summon butterflies I'm the worst hey come on now you're not the worst yeah I am no you're not you're the best and being the worst what are you doing I'm using my enhanced brain sense to tell your astral Beast to slap some sense into you that's cool I deserve it no you don't [Music] well I don't want to use too much for it it'll overpower the eggs take away from The Omelette Ben and Jake had a bunch of butterflies and a sword [Music] what do you want from me what do we want we want you to unfreeze us you lunatic no we're not friends yet you haven't eaten my omelet ah oh friends don't eat each other Ice King that's not how friends work no unlock this bottle and unfreeze us oh all right I don't know how you're doing this but it is impressive wait a minute which bottle is this I think they brought me the wrong bottle gunter's still upstairs that's all right just a little closer oh what's in here in my little sleevy hole watch out man you got this Danny Boy my nunchucks no kiss I did it I really did it I'm a true wizard let's throw your butts yeah I saw a shield what what'd you say [Applause] good job Danny you're not a wimp anymore you should feel pretty good I do I I feel I'm gonna forfeit now I only wanted to stop the Ice King I forfeit I forfeit everyone whoa abracad Daniel wins you are the greatest wizard in ooh thank you Grand Master wizard I guess through this trial I have become a great wizard I I came here with no self-esteem and no chances a willow wisp of a boy but I walk out this Arena a man ah confident man who deserves a kiss from a princess thank you it appears you have knocked out abraca Daniel using the most shameful of all magic a power shriek but since you are the last wizard you are the winner of wizard battle go get ready for your kiss champ [Music] wow man what I never heard you scream like that before you were all like no no one kisses her but me yeah okay I want a kiss her all right you got me the big secret is out okay Jake I like Princess Bubblegum are you happy Jake oh don't cry man I'm not really mad at you I'm just sick of having to hide my feelings all the drizz it's exhausting then stop hiding your feelings man go out there and smooch it up yeah all right man you're ready in there yeah I'm coming to admit cries watch her lips come before your eyes never in your life would you dream of me this [Music] what's going on here uh Ice King was cheating his way through wizard battle using nunchucks so Jake and I have big beam Wizards to see if you're having to kiss him and and we uh I Dishonored wizard battle oh Finn you did all that for me that's for being sweet and that's for cheating then you know better than to ruin the sanctity of wizard battle Wizards only silly okay everyone [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh well good job you got the kiss man thanks man my face hurts a little don't worry about that cause you look totally cool right now thanks dude here you try them okay am I cool now so fly how about me put me on the grid scale of one to ten one is totally gross ten is like hey guys King you're a crazy sea yak what's this princess wait whatever I'm out of here too Marceline uh you've all forgotten about the music I quit the bad I'm just pretending Jake everybody we can beat the door Lord together everyone bubble gum I'm so dumb I should have just told you what I lost was a piece of your hair now it's gone gone forever but I guess what does it matter when I just just in all of you there oh I just sent all of you there with me my friends if you're even my friends you like this this is what was missing the truth what m i t u am I a joke unite or your brother what am I to you do you look down on me cause I'm younger do you think that I don't understand I just wanted us together last night was the most fun I've ever had even liked it when the two of you would get mad at each other follow you [Music] are my best friends in the world are my best friends [Music] [Music] to make it fake I to you am I a joke [Music] that I lost a piece of your hair I'll remember the pasta that we shared over there [Music] my best friends in the world [Music] make no mistake [Music] mm-hmm it's over draw Lord so hand over our stuff [Music] what's he trying to say I totally get it he may have stolen our Treasures but by doing so he showed us that the real treasure is friendship [Music] okay here's that lock of bubble gum's hair you love so much and here's jakey's Blackie here's your controller Marceline here's your rock shirt hey that's not it's mine that's mine you kept the shirt I gave you yeah it uh means a lot to me but you never wore it dude I wear it all the time slime as pajamas wait if that's bubblegum sure what are you missing Marceline wait a second wait a second you don't have a thing you just wanted to hang out with us no I didn't no way you're caught I figured you out [Laughter] what the what's wrong guy these aren't apples oh it didn't mean Diamonds oh nerdo Wells called diamonds apples like calling money bread or Rock knockers butter slaps hey worma we're back what the what are they doing here they're here for the apples that's the dang Dr J gang wormo grab em um sir I promise if you let us go we won't tell no one about your apples feed them to the pig yeah the pig yeah all right huh I'm sorry y'all they're making me do this I'll try to make it quick hold it Dr J yeah yeah I know what my apples back get them boys foreign [Music] apples you guys looking for apples uh yeah why because I can hear a bunch of apples in this room wait you mean apples as diamonds nope apples as apples yep you mean apples that we eat yes with all due respect Mr Pig sir my apples were stolen by a dirty rotten criminal who needs to be put in jail I'm just telling you the facts ma'am what I hear is a whole pickload of apples inside that closet they sound scared well I hate to tell you this boys that there's no apples in this closet you see uh I'm the only one who knows how to open this closet oh so I was the apple thief after all no tree trunks that's preposterous no fam I'm a criminal and I need to pay the price [Applause] Shenanigans speaking oh this is tree trunk I've done something horrible and I want you to come over and arrest me tree trunks don't need to do this thank you Finn and Jake but I won't let myself slip away from such a terrible crime goodbye tree trunks ah this is hard to watch I'm gonna look away this place could use a scarecrow huh wait what you say I I said this place could use a scarecrow a scarecrow no Footprints all those magpies on the roof Raggedy Princess in the ditch and all the apples and tree trunks's closet boy this place could use a scarecrow that's it I knew it the magpies have been stealing the apples and accidentally dropping them in this hole and that's why there weren't any footprints around the tree yes and the magpies were able to steal the apples because Raggedy Princess wasn't sitting on the fence post to scare them off does this mean I'm innocent as innocent as a baby's butt cheek awesome this calls for a celebration you know what that means tree trunks I'ma make you the biggest and the tastiest apple pie you boys ever tasted ah wow uh you boys better stick around if you want a bite of my apple pie she slapped my butt [Music] sure is great seeing you all here really makes me think wow lady did you get extra TP for all the potty people no well we might have some Party Poopers here and I want to be sure they don't wipe their buns on my cake can I enjoy your puppet party we'll have twice the puppet voices you won't run away nah man I'm with you happy birthday Jake really Finn glad I can untie you buddy [Music] check it out Finn finally made it to my party and I have a surprise for you close your eyes and don't open until I tell you [Music] [Music] what about my party don't go [Music] [Applause] hello [Music] thank you [Music] surprise surprise surprise you you did this I did this ow they've been waiting for me Finn for my b-day stop stop it oh you are here I'm a woman I'm a woman ring ring hang on Siri baby I told you never to call me here [Music] what what happened a deer scrumpt your head and you lost your mind man you imprisoned the Candy People for your own sick birthday fantasy look what no it's not even close to my b-day I'm so sorry you did not what then who did it was him good Jake you free the Candy People I'll take on the deer no yeah thank you nice we did it dude how's your Noggin not crazy anymore how's your legs still broken thank you for saving my kingdom boys the deer wanted our sugar but I didn't give him any if you know what I mean um phew it's stinky in here yeah it's bad breath and eggs let's go home so we can get fast [Applause] [Music] Brad he kissed me on the mouth and I was like and then I was like oh girls go away Brad and he was like obviously you're not ready for me but what does that even mean you guys what is it lumping mean but answer me this princess what do you want from me Brown you saw it was the hottest one is that enough why'd you have to hang around what did I write to you on your happy birthday card two years ago word for word Finn there's no way I would remember that I remember that you're not PB tie you up oh what wait you guys a real ghost this wasn't supposed to happen I knew you were pranking me back you it was all the setup the doors cinnamon buns and oh stress and cinnamon bunched me in the closet over there guys guys guys come on you guys I can't take this here guys I'm calling my lumping pants right now I'm glad I'm not ready [Music] where did she go look I'm scared bro open it it won't open okay Jake ow ow ow I got a splinter don't let go man oh no you're a fancy gloss Jake princess [Music] oh [Music] [Applause] yeah [Music] gotcha dude two for two what I figured out your plan months ago so I flipped this script oh yeah so everyone's okay cinnamon bun yeah see whoa sick you can face people into your body I'm ready for you now Brad isn't that obvi I'm so ready but PB you melted it was a wax dummy dummy Jake switched me out while lady was distracting you wow you got me again I can't believe that with the hair in the house coming alive and stuff the what the walls and chairs trying to eat me and stuff yeah nah you must have been so scared you imagined that part um no I didn't haha nice try Finn let's get out of here [Music] going in the vault and it's gone me now still asleep I'm gonna double cross Jake and leave him to die [Music] phew if I can just grab that antidote puppy hoodies I did it What The Flop Jake no treachery time's running out Jake do you want the antidote or not well what is wrong with you hey everybody everything's cool everything's not cool Wildberry princess is still in danger right right well we should take her somewhere safer don't make me give you the rest well I know where the statue princess follow me [Music] here nobody can take us by surprise then stand here with your back to the cliff I'll stay with WB then do what must be done how close to the edge I am I [Music] thank you I probably shouldn't [Music] Jake I'm full of poison the Assassin the name's me now if you let Jake die so help me I will kill you too try it oh give me the antidote [Music] space me cat [Music] [Laughter] ch [Music] oh female you're only making my face look cooler [Music] you think you're hurting me with that tiny dagger we'll see who's laughing when you're blind [Music] it's over give me the antidote what this antidote no you milk leper Jake come lick this tree bark I'm coming [Music] forget it kid I gave Jake enough poison to kill a dog 50 times his size well no wait oh yeah dog liver times 51. a magic dog no how you feeling dude [Applause] you've ruined me I have to wait a whole year to retake the Assassins test if I meet you my Royal oh dear nice defense mechanism while B are you naked I need a hospital we all need a hospital [Laughter] [Music] you can't stop Destiny Finn Jake no huh no man oh what no no no no it's not ready yet oh no banana man get your butt on board we've got a date with Destiny no get off you can't mess with fetty no I'm not gonna let you die Ben don't do this Ben no Ben let me go please destiny there's not enough boom boom stick hole sticks in the stick hole Shake take care brother you weren't by my side my croak dream but I'm glad you're here to see me off that's right I wasn't in his dream that means see you on the other side [Music] huh am I in glob world Jake huh [Music] [Music] no it's okay I'm here to stay behind your side oh easy there buddy I just wanted poor banana man so I guess that wasn't a real croak dream after all didn't really come together quite right yeah hey so wait in the croak dream it was just me and banana man but this time you were here too so it must be destined to happen again when you're not around well in that case I'll just have to never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives [Music] what are you doing I can never leave your side ever again for the rest of our lives get off of me rest of our lives now I know where you live no come on [Music] I know you're not a ghost fan stop chasing me [Music] you must know we're watching his tapes we need to find his Secrets faster a diary thank you for listening to me oh fast forward [Music] [Laughter] ons [Applause] so there we are Turtle Princess is frozen and in my little ice wheelbarrow and there was magic in the air we were both feeling it [Music] leave the library he knocks off my crown and then Finn bugs beyond the nose still hurts too the worst part is Turtle Princess took away my library card you know dear diary I'm starting to worry that all these entries sound exactly the same and that my life is just me running in place on some giant hamster wheel fast forward this reminds me of the time we're gonna take a nap no these tapes are important I just don't know why yet fast forward to triple speed okay [Applause] [Laughter] female playing normal Speed come on baby he's talking in secret code telling evil secrets in secret code he is brilliant how do we decode the secrets why don't we call others for help you're brilliant who do we call um the smartest person we know Princess Bubblegum she's brilliant [Music] hi Princess Bubblegum hey Finn Jake and I found a bunch of secret tapes we were wondering if you'd help us to code them codes yeah they're really stupid but you know maybe they're encoded or whatever oh you called the right person I know a lot about codes [Music] hey princess we got disconnected hello Finny must be a bad connection uh that's why we were disconnected earlier on the telephone it's on the phone outside [Music] the weather in Candy Kingdom there's ice everywhere and it smells like penguins the only thing that smells like penguins is you Ice King oh how did you what are you doing I want to watch secret tapes with you guys it'll be nice no man but [Music] he doesn't know that we're watching his tapes we gotta find his evil Secrets before he uses them against us oh fine no more nice now you get ice try watching those tapes with frozen eyeballs [Music] the secret must be on that tape no please don't play it hello my name is Simon petrikov I am recording this tape so that people will know my story oh no turn it off female turn it off I was studying to be an antiquarian of ancient artifacts I never believed in the Supernatural stuff myself just had a fascination with superstitions but everything changed when I came into contact with this item [Music] the Ice King after purchasing this Crown from an old dock worker in Northern Scandinavia I brought it home and excitedly showed my fiance Betty I jokingly put it on my head just for a laugh or something and that's when it started the Visions I fought with them shouted at them until I realized it wasn't real it was the crown I quickly took it off and saw my fiance in front of me looking at me with such contempt what did I what had I done when I wore this Crown all I know is I never saw Betty again since then I now see the Visions always whether or not I wear the crowd they tell me the secrets the secrets of the ice and snow that the power of the crown will save me with its Frost I don't yet know what this means as you can see my skin is beginning to turn blue my body temperature has been lowering in a supernatural rate to what is now about 30 degrees Celsius I don't know when it will end I'm really scared I know my mind is changing but I'm already too far gone to know what to do I want people to know that if I do things it if I do things that hurt anyone please please forgive me just watch over me until I can find my way out of this labyrinth in my brain and regain my sanity and then maybe Betty my princess maybe you will love me again please love me again Betty now you know my secret you know that I used to wear glasses maybe kidnapping wild berry princess will cheer me up wheat Ice King a jacket please here Ice King watch this you're giving me a gift no it's well these belong to you but it's not even my birthday oh this is so exciting of videotapes you know I had a bunch of these once but I threw them away this is great Finn thank you it's for me too oh I have presents for you guys too yeah it's a small pine tree I chopped it down in one Fell Swoop and this is for you uh thanks oh isn't this fun we're giving each other presents we're wearing silly clothes there's snow everywhere let's do this every day how about once a year oh okay that sounds good and so it was decided that once every year when the weather got chilly that Finn Jake the Ice King Princess Bubble Gum Marceline the Vampire Queen salmon bun Peppermint Butler Phil a candy cane man one of the Gumdrop girls Lady Rainicorn Lumpy Space Princess that guy the other guy a pig tree trunks a two-headed Duck the old crazy tart cutter the punch bowl a booger and Gunter would get together while wearing really big sweaters and watch videos on the floor next to a fire to celebrate the day when Finn and Jake had a fleeting moment of empathy for the biggest weirdo in ooh it was a miracle good night feelings about my friends oh wait I don't have friends we've crossed the vine I'm getting out of here man yeah do it [Music] before [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah [Music] what's it doing thank you oh what what happened uh [Music] where are you oh there you are my broom [Music] stupid thing no is it safe I don't know man go to sculpt the scene [Music] what happened man I'm not going back out there well what do you mean what happened bro [Applause] oh hmm is she awake why are you talking I'm wondering if she's awake well if she's awake she can definitely hear you talking I'm whispering well now we're both quietly screaming I can hear both of you disguise yourself fool what are you bozos doing in my Lair dude I think she sees us what the dude you shape changed to look like me yeah hey explain yourselves we're playing hide and seek in your closet and you came home so we hidden there all day we saw everything no glob I mean whatever you do to us I just want to say we're sorry so sorry okay apology accepted what I hide in your house all the time anyways no hard feelings guys see you soon [Music] Marceline [Music] Jake Jake [Music] hey man dude [Music] I am disgusted give me your third terrible gift and be on your way ah Finn I'm sorry bro you don't go away [Music] is that him he looks terrible why isn't he here why did he send his buffoon buffoon where you have failed no wait uh um Prince Finn is here he's right here greetings flame King my final gift is your favorite thing in the world a koala bear uh yes eucalyptus I don't like koalas anymore be gone dude don't cry can't help it I'm in love with bubble gum she too old for you I don't care come on Flame Princess seems into you no no no holy bubble gum oh man excellent huh you have indeed proven yourself any Prince Ruth is enough to kill his own buffoon would make an excellent boyfriend yeah for my evil daughter wow she's an Unstoppable force of Destruction nothing a psycho like you can't handle congratulations so happy I am so happy to meet you meet you Prince you're my prince she seems normal yeah hey so that's where I came from you know thought where what I changed my mind I don't like you you oh nothing hi flambo Finn I really messed up spin buddy you gotta help me I made a mistake who made that fire I'll kill you [Music] Bubblegum's Rockets don't you touch her stop [Music] foreign [Music] it's a girl you what's wrong with me huh you don't like me I like you what's wrong with you don't ever mess with me again who was that the princess of the Fire Kingdom dude I think I have a crush but I can still help I'll fix your house for you just get out of here leave us alone uh I psycho pink [Music] I was wrong was I wrong no yes yes I was wrong how could it be I trusted in my guts but ended up all nights I was wrong how could it be listen to my brain but ended up insane the melons rolled over that lady I went too far how could it be how did I go too far yeah hey I know you're here for my magical tears but you won't have any because I never cried I don't want him anymore what stop lying you're here for my tears aren't you no I heard a small hairy man's wife just want to go home you're just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry but I've got a heart a stone buddy I'm evil dude what's wrong with you I said I don't want your tears you're lying I'm not lying you stink it lying fine whatever man have it your way okay I will have it my way huh beg for mercy or I'll kill you [Music] what what I can't hear you Ed [Music] magical teardrop my way can still work [Music] yeah huh I'm okay hey [Music] [Applause] oh yeah huh have you come crying back for your proper treatment baby kiss that oh my you look horribly injured my kisses will kill you [Music] no how does it feel better sweet hey man you want me to heal your toe with my magical Goo Ah no thanks I think the kisses work better excuse me don't Stop keep going please [Music] you're gross hey we all have our own ways you know what you're right that wasn't very hard the president whoa whoa whoa moldy blobs I've come here to help the mold those defeat the page links traitor yeah calm down this is part of my plan oh haha then I shall play a long wise Giant how are we to trust you well here look I brought y'all a prisoner it's their leader may you rotten torturous may your skin boil a knife burst into flames forever in a pit thank you traitor so do you guys have like a like a leader or something I'm mild wind of the moldos oh uh hmm nice to meet you your highness I'm not a king I was democratically elected that's adorable just stop waking yeah yeah yeah ignore this this tastes delicious [Music] what did you do to me come on you guys knock it off the moldo's gonna taste for you now gotta do something where can I find ways to solve problems in a library box what you nibbling me for the sweaty stuff tastes amazing amazing hmm tastier than battle Beast fur yes [Music] hey mildwin mildwin look I bring a peace offering from the page links [Music] what's happening hang on buddy Paper Pete giant have you wiped out the moldo horde no man the war's over mildwin you can keep my shirt if you don't attack their library books agreed Beast this filthy guard will Feed My People for generations and in 40 years you can have my shorts sound good Pete it will suffice sound good Jake [Music] what what the hex man what'd you do to me look man Mortals and Page links are real who cares man I'm outta here did you finish your unicorn book I was reading the same paragraph over and over for like 11 minutes I guess I'm gonna give up on learning everything about rainy corn history don't tell lady oh what about uh relating to your mixed species kids I'll just fake it oh well hey man I think I see some um some people in trouble on the sun over there you making that up yeah let's do it [Music] phew thanks Clarence yo I'm sorry we haven't solved the case yet what why now that I'm with Clarence oh really that's that's cool it's hard to explain [Music] feel it too our Spirits must be entwined in the cosmic Wheel of Time nice let's go to my private Mausoleum where we can be private yeah [Music] oh man I wanted to crack the case you know look on the bright side guy we looted all this sweet grave booty shake you looted that's bad man you're supposed to be good cop oops I didn't know it was wrong come on let's put all this stuff back what all of it yes Jake ah this dagger says rent what's that I guess some donkas's real name was [Music] it's hard to explain but it's like we already know each other is this your night bro disco staying home man what is it dude we gotta dig up the princess look sorry look it Clarence Clarence was so darkest some darkest ski Bop Ghost Princess [Music] stop Clarence is your murderer oh [Music] [Applause] Warrior Princess give up your kingdom never not even to you my love Chris I my love no I did it I forgive you Clarence clearance I said with me to the 50th dead girl I can't my soul is stuck I have to know how I died oh glob my life is like a fart well wait a minute say that again my life is like a fart I know you man from the squeezy mark huh uh squeezy Mart I'm starting to remember I was a Broken Man [Music] more think you've had enough man I don't care my life is like a fart huh my life is like a fart citizens arrest hey be careful man so that's why you don't like softy cheese Ghost Princess [Music] congratulations you kids yeah thanks for everything goodbye foreign [Music] foreign you sure you're ready for this man give me one of them cheesy dogs man all gone let me see move your tongue left there there and right there I'm proud of you pal real proud time to go baby ding come on I'm gonna hang here with these fruit babes they'll be my best buds now [Music] there's another cartridge foreign man dad told me not to tell you this but don't tell him you're not real [Music] dad asked me to call you baby because he wants you to be tough but I'm tough my whole body is a callus oh [Music] on this next Hollow message we listen to when Dad tells you to cover your ears don't hey hey Ben Jake you made it past the fruit witches hey did they make you cry Finn huh huh I bet they did all right now cover your ears Sue Jake I'm almost done with this dungeon I just have one last monster to fit into this pit I dug I got him tied up in this room I'm building it's really hard trying to fit him in this pit he's pretty evil you're gonna have a crazy time trying [Music] dad's sword AJ when Finn finishes this dungeon play this tape for him [Applause] dude use your karate Biz oh I I can't man I suck I'm a whiny baby and I'm fat and all those things dad said about me dude dad loves you Finn if you are seeing this pre-recorded Hollow message it's because you finished the dungeon that I made for you I am proud of you you're gonna do great things in this world I love you son [Music] I'm proud of you I love you son we all sin I made this position for you for you for you it's the dungeon for you as well for you this message you're just gonna do great things things you're gonna do great great great I made you boy something it's babies full of babies the family sword it's made out of babies you know I don't think you're a baby right yeah I know that sword is sweet yeah I'm stoked to slay some evil with it Joshua return my blood to me all by Demon's law I will cut off your love handles Joshua we go way back come on just give me back please [Music] man that was cool yeah [Laughter]

Channel: Adventure Time

Views: 1,848,142

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Id: 7shWy53Ru0w

Length: 95min 54sec (5754 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 05 2023