The best Family Guy Stewie & Rupert Mash up 2

[Music] it was awful rupert and worst of all i didn't even get to ask santa for the vitamix blender oh it's more than a blender stewie i'm gonna take you back to the mall to sit on santa's lap oh my god i've got to hide how did she find me that's my best hiding spot no oh and by the way rupert after what i saw i know you've been faking it this whole time [Music] stewie i need your help i know that there's got to be a part of you inside there that can understand me and maybe rupert can help you remember remember rupert he's your best friend with whom you seem to have a very sexual past [Music] yes it's working it's rupert nice rupert stewie loves rupert what the hell stewie welcome to pillow world bry let me get up and greet you there we go how you doing oh my god stewie you're totally drugged out you know something i've been thinking about how everyone in this family brian does their job and they do a pretty good job of it i found your cigarettes that's all i'm gonna say did you see those other kids they were amazing one of them was texting with the funny dumb kid from modern family i want to text with that kid holy christmas there were a lot of hot moms and yoga pants in there though dear me they're really disappointed in me rupert i haven't seen the fat man this upset since he went to the 911 museum [Music] ah stewie you okay what happened i was just sitting here on the couch and i had another nightmare about that horrible monster okay that's it i'm gonna help you get these nightmares under control really oh thank you brian and maybe i can help you control your strange obsession with eating pencil erasers it's not an obsession oh yeah oh it's so rubbery it's like a little steak brian you really should the world is small and safe when i do this god if only you weren't so far away i wish i could just somehow magically appear there and meet you in person oh brian that would be like a dream okay i should go i have 11 000 people on hold goodbye padma what the hell's going on somebody's screaming in the garage why are you still up because i'm in love uh with that indian chick what was her name dot no it's not dot it's padma and i have to be with her stewie i'm going to india oh my god i'm going with you my yoga class will be so jealous [Music] your honor citizens of springfield and visitors from quahog my client the duff brewery is the victim of flagrant intellectual theft i'm whispering in court to look smart but it's not just the main duff recipe that's been plagiarized several other duff variations packages and design elements have been similarly infringed resulting again [Music] okay rupert we're going to play a game i'm gonna be buffalo bill and you're gonna be a great big fat person close the lid brian what are you doing i'm hiding from quagmire for a few more hours after that he won't be able to pull out of that deal then if anybody knows how to pull out it's quagmire i have a lot of fun up here in my room [Music] well lois i'm sure glad you didn't have sex with the messiah me too peter now let's open your presents kids oh rupert you're such a sneak i wonder what it is oh a joni mitchell cd to continue your emotional education that's great that's really great could you excuse me for just one moment [Music] who did he buy the necklace for i'm gonna let that teddy bear go all the way brian i feel a little guilty if it wasn't for me you wouldn't have been exposed to that junk hey joe if i've learned anything from my experience it's that we're all responsible for our own destiny and that's why i'm leaving leaving you can't leave i have to peter for me i love you all somebody say something brian wait [Music] hold on a second [Music] airport please all right rupert are you ready to hear our mad lib um cinderella had three wicked step watermelons who were very smelly to her so her fairy god toilet turned a pumpkin into a fanny and sent her off to the poop oh my how ruthlessly absurd you're gonna have a baby brother buddy or sister oh a new baby that's wonderful he'll call me when kojak starts what [Music] another baby but but i'm the baby why the deuce what they want to replace me my my cheeks are pinchable my bottom is smooth my laugh is heartwarming what's that i certainly am not overreacting what the devil do you think happened to bobby when they added cousin oliver to the brady bunch oliver did you break this vase no the floor did oh he's so cute hey everybody bobby you get back in the garage ow it can't happen i was here first well technically third but no time for semantics this is stewie country and i intend to keep it that way as god is my witness from this day forward peter and lois shall not conceive [Music] hello oh hi bonnie no i'm not doing anything just sitting here with the baby [ __ ] you too oh hey bri hey you want to go out and get some gluten-free pizza i'm gluten-free now but you know i'm not gonna be annoying about it too late oh we should be gluten-free together let's go to whole foods and buy a bunch of stuff from that weird aisle nobody else goes down i can i got plans i'll see you later oh sure maybe another time ugh i didn't seem too desperate right don't answer it's just that brian's been so distant lately and and we used to be inseparable like jack and jill what the hell are you doing i saw a scary boy doing this and i thought i'd try it all right have fun i'm late late but i thought you and i could hang out and maybe watch lois shush peter while they watch nashville which girl is called nashville josh peter maybe another time stewie there he goes again he's being so standoffish i don't understand all right i want tonight to be perfect i'm gonna lay it all out for brian why we should have a baby together i don't know i haven't even thought about that why are you so obsessed with circumcision oh hey look you made a little dinner party hi rupert he won't be joining us get up please sit this isn't fun for me watching you text no no this is great hmm yum but uh i got to go i have a date this is serious rupert i'm losing him if we're going to fix this relationship we need a baby and we need it now all right rupert the fertilization device is complete this will impregnate me with the child that will bring brian and me back together first i add brian's hair and saliva and some preschool applications because we are already way behind there now i just have to get into the machine and then the machine does whatever it has to do to me in order to successfully impregnate me we do not judge the machine we do not judge stewie goodbye body you're gonna watch me get pregnant i want to look at you when it happens yeah you watch me [ __ ] morning sir so peter i assume if you're watching tv that means you already did all my chores uh i sure did sure did i scared off the mailman threatened quagmire's cat and i even took your bath for you now i'm just gonna reach for the shampoo no jumping out ah he's got rupert hey drop it drop it drop it oh forget all that i'm just happy to have my best friend back i missed you brian i've missed you too peter welcome back buddy [Music] and now i'm gonna go upstairs and pee in meg's bed no we're gonna go pee in meg's bed good boy hey what's up i didn't know we could do finger stuff in the public rooms [Music] [Music] you

Channel: Big Nicky

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Length: 10min 29sec (629 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 12 2021