The best Family Guy Stewie and Rupert 3 Mash up

ended that house flowers cheap rayon blouses will make a serviceable parachute should i need to abandon my jet in mid-flight once it's built of course rupert did you call that engineer at lockheed yet oh of course you didn't you worthless little there see what you made me do you think i enjoy hitting you well actually i do i enjoy it so much i'm going to do it again hi sweetie look at her staring what are you looking at huh god i should take her out right here with these man oh hey lois oh you like staring oh why don't i give you a closer look yeah yeah you want some of this mori po [ __ ] oh what's that oh you come back for more i'd freaking drop her ass uh an unfamiliar dog why don't you go away i don't want to be your friend rupert oh dear god somebody help oh honey i'm afraid rupert had a little injury rupert please live please i'll never be short with you again we'll go away we'll go to hawaii would you like that i always envisioned how it would be [Laughter] never knew there could be such a thing as a perfect day don't frolick too much rupert save some energy for the hula contest [Music] stewie i have a surprise for you good as new rupert it's really him i don't believe it you you did this for me and to help you feel better i made your favorite dinner cut green beans atkins friendly potato sticks arranged according to size from largest to smallest and a scooby-doo yogurt with shaggy's eyes scratched out oh it's perfect down to the last detail no no you can't leave not without me i'm the baby i haven't been this disappointed since i saw the lake house see the mailbox is like a time portal everything keanu reeves puts in there sandra bullock gets two years later what the [ __ ] [Music] what are you doing i'll teach that hussy to go on a boat ride without me when she returns i'm going to put bamboo splinters under all her fingernails then i'm gonna strip her down and tie her to the bed okay then i'm gonna make her crawl on her hands and knees while i drip hot candle wax all over her back uh and then what are you gonna do uh let's see you gonna shower her off after all that candle wax no i'm gonna keep her filthy yeah she's been a bad girl and then i'm gonna gag her with her own underwear oh what no no nothing nothing that's that's all part of your diabolical plan to humiliate her yes yes she'll be humiliated maybe you'll handcuff her she'll hate that then i shall do that as well and call her a [ __ ] until i'm hoarse with rage maybe smack her ass with a riding crop and watch her go to town on herself yeah isn't it what no i mean that that would like that that would show her what the hell does the second part have to do with that no man it's your thing i mean i i don't care if one hand is on her boob and the other hand is is down there it's your it's your project are you you're getting some kind of sick sexual thrill off this aren't you who cares you're not gonna kill her anyway you're gonna [ __ ] and moan and then you're gonna do what you always do the minute lois walks through that door you're gonna forget all about it beg for your apple juice go poop and fall asleep god he's right i've got the same daily routine as dick clark rupert i've been all talk so much time wasted well no longer lois is a dead woman i'll do to her what douchebags did to the guitar hey stewie i found this receipt for a speedboat rental upstairs in your room stated about a year ago any idea how it got there um someone who rented a speedboat must have left it there uh-huh well you can play innocent all you want i am gonna find the evidence to put you away starting by proving that you were on that cruise ship the night lois disappeared no i wasn't i was at the carnival with rupert oh the carnival with rupert we won we won do it again now i want a pink one stewie we've been playing for half an hour oh okay you want to go ride the tea bags tea cups tea bags [Music] i was hoping to keep these mementos rupert but i can't risk it with a dog sniffing around for evidence all right pull in here the cia what the hell are we doing here you'll need cia credentials brian what do you want your alias to be what are you talking about i'm not gonna make a name for yourself willem dafoe ew not that one i used to have a willem dafoe living under my bed hey you're asleep yet uh no just checking [Music] brian come here i want you to hear my presidential address for saint rupert's day i'm unveiling all the new laws i've passed screw off [Music] hey new brian bad news you got to leave huh what are you talking about this is my home nobody likes you here man well i disagree i think everybody likes me no we don't we don't like your cooking your stupid karaoke nights and we especially don't like the way you hump that chair in the den well rupert seems to like my humping what did you say rupert humped him for two hours yesterday he just laid there and took it did he yeah and now every time you're sleeping with him he's gonna be thinking of me [Music] well i know you're tired stewie but you can sleep all you want in the car ugh 6 a.m i shouldn't have stayed up all night listening to persian radio hey that was roxette with you've got the look it's 21 o'clock and still 27 centigrade out there hook that's hot so if you're cruising along the left side of the road at 120 kilometers per hour in the heavy desert turn up the decibels cause it's chely mommy with ze malek on 103.2 the just waiting for my breakfast lois i know how to get her attention lois i'm about to drink my first soda better come stop me hmm that must be the sugar oh god that's good rupert suddenly i want to run chase me oh now i'm sad job otherwise we'll be in worse shape than morbidly obese albert we're broke rupert i'm jobless there's no food left i'm out of diapers and i'm down to meg's last hat we're doomed you know let it be written on my tombstone that my life was considerably better with my family around and i didn't realize it until it was too late don't look at me like that babe i told you it's a business trip he's gone rupert it appears i've lost brian to the dumb side so now i need you to be brian here's your caller and here's a laptop write something bad it was the last day of summer and the first day of the rest of her life wow you did that with your face we'll talk about it when you want to talk about it i don't blame you but i don't blame you [Music] you

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Length: 9min 20sec (560 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 29 2021