The best Family Guy Drunken Clam Nights 2

[Music] oh yes i slam it and you can suck it joe that was our last ball hey don't worry mr moose will help us out won't you mr moose fine knock knock ping-pong balls [Applause] hey hey guys look at me i'm covered in balls just like just like sharon stone ah you beat me to it here you go boys thanks horace so i told my boss i'm not staying in that stupid toy factory i'm gonna go places oh that's cool here you go boys thanks harris so i told my boss i'm not staying in that stupid toy factory i'm gonna go places oh that's fly [Music] here you go boys thanks horace so i told my boss i'm not staying in that stupid toy factory i'm gonna go places oh you all live in la vida loca well it's late i'd better head home what do you mean home you guys live here yeah here's to the drunken clam boys where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do i quagmire you forgot to say oh are you sure well i think i did all right we'll just be safe oh oh my look at all the damage oh thank god the open-air debris garden is still intact peter look the clam [Music] this is horrible you think this is horrible try losing a testicle in a knife fight with your mother what about your bar it's not my bar anymore i sold the place let someone else worry about hurricanes who'd buy a wrecked bar the bar's not wrecked [Music] oh thank you god don't mention it [Music] wait a minute something's different evening gents how about a nice warm lager and help yourself to a packet of crisps or a ruddy noise plum pudding holy crap it's a gay bar [Music] i just don't understand one minute i got a hot ginger wife and the next i'm married to ron weasley donna wears a wig so i've never even seen her real hair but i would imagine it looks like an old faded sweater that needs to be de-peeled i haven't touched bonnie's hair in years it's way high up there well since lois did something to her appearance that you don't like you should do something to your appearance that she doesn't like quagmire that is pathetically shallow and vindictive i love it [Music] we now return to a quiet place starring a jewish family i'm finally all caught up on new girl if you guys want to talk about that i don't think they're going for it wait i kind of like that schmidt you kind of like that schmidt all right fellas i got to get going ah come on i want to get one more beer again again again sorry peter i got to work early in the morning yeah i'm out too ah crap i don't have any cash hey can one of you guys spot me just put it on your card i can't lois will see the charge she thinks i'm still at work what is that what do you mean what do you mean like whoops like that like a whip sound yeah how did i do it very incorrectly you don't have your own card one that lois doesn't know about no lois would kill me ooh wawa indiana james anyone [Music] hey look who it is you need us to pay for your drinks again no way guys you are looking at the owner of his own credit card all right good for you peter you're gonna pay us back come on joe i don't interrupt you anyway they even want me to do one of tina fey's look how quirky and busy i am credit card commercials wow really yeah anyway it was a beautiful ceremony we laid my uncle reggie to rest with the respect that he deserved ah uncle reggie i'm sorry we stuffed you in that hefty sack and pushed you in the pond relax guys it's just me you dug a hole all the way from your house pretty cool huh yeah but what if lois notices you're gone trust me i got it covered peter there's some salmon on the stove if you're hungry well it's what i made so you guys want to see the tunnel frick yeah let's go right behind you how about you jerome you in okay well he's busy can't believe the quahog whooping scalpers are actually going to the playoffs this year to coach griffin hey thanks guys all right it's time for me to oakley load for tonight's game okay forehead oakleys round the neck oakleys brim of the cap oakleys back of the head oakleys tucked into my shirt collar oakleys everglades fan boat oakleys and ray-bans for my eyes because oakleys are terrible [Music] what's up fellas what can i get you guys tonight beer bear here i'll have just like a a chicken salad or something what chicken salad or whatever's easiest probably chicken salad hey uh jerome can you give us a minute to discuss this as a group quagmire excuse my wisconsin mouth but why the heck are you not drinking for cripe's sake are you doing the keto diet so you lose a bunch of weight and it makes you look like you got a mascot head no i'm on medication so i can't drink okay and i'm not gonna say what it's for i'll i'll just say the pharmacist whispers it to me so you hadn't been drinking all week what have you been doing just mostly going to bed early like really early like so early you still hear people outside mowing their lawns but it's not that bad there's plenty of sober stuff we can do together ugh like what fly kites that's stupid or is it i'm in i have a kite in my car what about an escape room if we can't drink we might as well lock ourselves in a room with no windows cleveland i could kiss you my heart says yes but my lord says no so i spent like 75 on cat toys and what does she play with a shoelace that's crazy joe that's been your answer every time i tell a story it's like you're not even listening well that's cause you interrupted me when i was telling you about kevin trying to hang himself with an extension cord i know that's crazy hey y'all want to try some of our new food i'm trying to turn this place into a gastropub these are korean tacos cause whatever the hell nowadays ah these are terrible quagmire when it comes to tacos i'll trust the koreans thank you you're nuts this tastes like ani defranco after a bike ride geez quagmire since when are you such an expert on food for your information i'm an excellent cook you a cook huh what's your specialty no way souffle i'm sorry that was out of line i am a good cook and i'll prove it to you saturday night you and all your wives are coming to my place for dinner fine we'll be there ooh can we make it sunday saturday i'm giving javier bardem a haircut so what'll it be everything what do you mean long in the short places short in the long places it should be from both the future and the past something a child would do to a doll [Music] you

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Length: 8min 18sec (498 seconds)

Published: Sun Oct 03 2021