The Best Cases Of Instant Karma (r/AskReddit Top Stories)

what's the best case of Instant Karma you've witnessed this has hole cut into my lane forcing me to brake hard the other week I honked and he turned around in his car while still driving to flip me off he didn't see the car in front of him stopping at a red light and crashed into the car in front of him I had a lot of fun telling the police what had happened I love Car Karma one time my dad was driving through a tunnel to get back from work he was driving slower because it was snowing and extremely icy and while it looked dry in the tunnel it's pretty notorious for black ice well this guy behind him is honking and flashing his lights while my dad is going a completely acceptable speed for the weather the guy gets into the left lane and flows it into the tunnel he hit a patch of black ice and immediately spun out and totaled his car miraculously no other cars were damaged but that guy was lucky he walked away with no injuries I was at a touristy place at the top of a big cliff people were hanging around at the top just enjoying the view and this one guy was eating a sandwich while staring at his phone after he was done he called be bothered to find a trashcan so he went to throw the sandwich wrappings off the cliff but he got his hands confused and hurled his phone off the cliff instead a person tried to shove past me in the hallway immediately after a door opened up into the hallway and slammed him in the face two of my friends and I were playing Monopoly sometime around freshman year of high school one of my friends owned all the railroads meaning any player who landed on a railroad would pay him 200 the entire game felt like I was just moving my token from railroad to railroad paying my friend each time having no opportunity to buy properties and getting super frustrated in reality it was probably only two or three times on my next role I quickly calculate which space I was going to land on as I start to move my token and lo and behold I was going to land on another freaking railroad I gracefully slide sheet past the railroad and plopped my piece on the next space chance chance card reads something as follows move token to nearest railroad pay honor twice the amount I lost my shoes pedestrian crossing the street everyone stops for him except one guy in the last lane blasts his horn and blows through the intersection nearly running the pedestrian over there was an unmarked police car right behind him that immediately pulled him over was working as a trampoline park which had two different dodgeball areas one for kids 12 and under another for 13 and up annoying little shoot of a kid kept trying to sneak into the 13 and up game running around breaking rules and basically being a pain we couldent really do much about it eventually I just let him sneak on and not a moment later he got smacked beautifully in the face with a rubber ball actually sent him flying back a couple feet he wasn't so keen to play after that a dirtbag snatched an elderly lady's purse and got run over by the fuddled a tu man while fleeing not hit run over by a Crown Victoria [ __ ] was gnarly a few years back I was traveling on the interstates to meet some friends who attended a different college than I did for a weekend on the way there I'm in the right-hand Lane minding my own business when a car tries to cut me off no big deal right except she ended up clipping my bumper and running me off the road with her driving speeds of 80 85 miles per hour other driver keeps on going along her merry way while I'm on the shoulder attempting to contact the local police to report an accident five minutes later a state trooper pulls up behind me and asks what happened I explained the situation described the other vehicle including a partial license plate number and he asks if my car was still drivable after confirming that it was he said just follow me up to this next exit I got a call about a driver who is out of gas a needs assistance we pull up to the next exit just shy of a gas station sure enough it was the girl who was the other party in my hit-and-run she tried to deny anything occurred until the trooper looked at my front bumper damaged and her back-end damage assess the paint colors matched etc bonus is that her plate had the partial information I had gathered as she sped away turns out Gil has no insurance and no license gets hauled off to jail on a hit-and-run all because she couldn't slow her ass down and be a decent driver a lifted pickup truck with one of those train horns was driving aggressively through morning work traffic and honking at people who got in his way he did it to an unmarked sheriff or trooper some kind of law enforcement and promptly got his ass pulled over I just walked into a crowded bar with my friend back when we were in our early 20s make our way around the entrance handrails and ban this dude smashes his shoulder into my knocking me back thinking it was just an accident caused by a crowded bar I start to recover and this dude throws his shoulder into me again before I can even begin to react to the second more aggressive hit this monstrosity of a bouncer watching the whole thing's go down picks the guy up and literally throws him out the EXIF doors it all happened in a matter of five seconds I don't think any other person in that bar nor my friend even saw it go down my older sister and I didn't get along well growing up one day we were both on a city bus on our way home as we approached our stock I got up and moved toward the door as it opened my sister aggressively shoved past me to get off first the second she stepped off she was mailed full-on by seagull poop this was over fifty years ago and it still makes me smile during my lunch break at work a few years ago I ran over to this convenience store that sold a few deli items and also had a lunch of the day special the day it was spaghetti I walked into the store and headed to the back to the coolers to grab a drink and I start walking over to the line that was formed to grab a lunch this older woman who was talking to a woman not even close to the line saw me walking and literally strong-armed me to get in front of me she full-on shoulder checked me the cassius or it looked at me and I just shook my head as if to not call her out on it she gets two orders of spaghetti they come in a styrofoam compartment tray she walked towards the door and someone comes in that she knows so saying hi I pay for my food and him out the door as I'm walking to my truck I hear a loud aloof I turned around and this woman is planked on the ground with spaghetti and meat sauce all over her white shirt in high school a guy cut in front of me and said out of my way even proceeded to trip on the stairs dude I work with pisser delivery hit my bumper and scratched in the parking lot a customer called him out on it he denied it and went on his delivery on that delivery he was t-boned and his car was totaled had he come into the store to tell he had apologized I would have forgiven it instead he had to pay five hundred for a new bumper paint job and lost his car driving in the slow lane guy rushes up to my bumper and starts tailgating me honked his horn and flashed his lights when I didn't move he went around me once he passed my car so did a state trooper with his lights on another time when driving to work car starts tailgating me but doing the speed up slow down thing I look in my rearview mirror and see a girl in the passenger seat yell at him the car speeds up to my bumper one more time I look in my rearview getting ready to flip him off then I see the girl absolutely Beach slap the guy driving he backed off and stopped tailgating me worked at a convenience store several years ago check my other posts for a couple of funny stories this was back before gas pumps were all either card at the pump or prepay it was about 7:00 a.m. in the morning rush was on a suspicious fella pulled up to our farthest away pump and positioned his car so that it was not easily visible from the building this is a dead giveaway for someone who is going to drive off without paying my manager and I watch this guy as we are ending up other customers and sure enough when he filled up he gets in the car and peels out making a run for the road he leaves a lot via a small access road that ends at a traffic intersection red light he stops for the light then decides he needs to get the hell out of Dodge and guns it again through the red light when he does he breaks his driveshaft car casts to a stop right in the middle of the intersection but wait there's more guy walks back into the store and asks if he can use our phone because his car breaks down my manager says sure after you pay for the gas you just stole guy gets all indignant I didn't steal no meth African gas getting more and more agitated and confrontational just then two police officers walking now these are two lady cops both in their late fifties early sixties that usually are stationed at the local high schools but always stop in for a coffee into pastry these ladies are the nicest people you'd ever meet always with smiles on their faces as soon as they turned a corner after entering they see the guy getting into it with my manager they're demeanors changed in an instant going from kindly grandmother to him going to kick your [ __ ] teeth in in microseconds they manhandle this guy away from my manager push him up against the wall cuff him and stuff him you know how you always think to yourself why is there never a cop around when you need one this time there was playing a billig slowpitch softball game once the backstop of this field was a big chain link fence half dome that extended out over home plate the batter was mouthing off about how he was gonna hit middle on purpose hit the ball back at our pitcher trying to injure him because he was mad that our team was steamrolling his he proceeds to pot the first pitch straight up the ball hits a metal pole on that half dome come straight back down and cracks him in the top on his head hard he falls to the ground pops back up walked back to the dugout puts all his stuff away and left for the parking lot we think he went and cried in his car edit a word a week ago my husband was on a work trip and he got a free upgrade to first-class he got on the plane and sat down in 3a a few minutes later a woman boards and tells him in a beachy tone excuse me you're in my seat he takes out his ticket and shows it to her politely she also has a ticket for 3a she insists he needs to move because she paid for that seat and it says a flight attendant gets involved and my husband says he'll move he was very polite so the flight attendant has him stand aside and says hopefully there will be another first-class seat fear about to close up the plane and the flight attendant welcomes them on their flight to Charlotte and the women in 3a goes oh [ __ ] she got on the wrong flight idiot my husband felt very smug watching her leave and enjoyed his 3a seat I got punched in the face by my cousin I was 14 at the time and he was eight he yelled I'm invincible and held his fists up to assert dominance and then he turned 180 into a wooden support post in our basement he sat down covering his face and starting crying and I was trying to maintain a concerned and worried but it was just funny as hell overheard an admin at work boasting that she could easily skew the numbers on the tills to make it appear as though so and so's the till was short now I'm not a snitch but I'm also not gonna let some kid get thrown under the bus cause of some Beach the next day I went to my boss to report it but as I walk him I see the admin nearly in tears claiming the boss stabbed her in the back I don't know what she got booted for but everyone agrees she deserved it admin wasn't fired just moved to a shootie Department West visibly stressed and drowning in the workload a better punishment I think a random guy was the total douche to me at a cafe a few days later I interviewed him for a job I was driving on the freeway one day and needed to get over I checked to make sure it was clear signaled and changed lanes I didn't realize there was an Escalade coming up behind it over 100 miles per hour in that lane he was going so fast that the lane looked clear when I checked one second ago the Escalade decided to teach me a lesson by acting like it wasn't going to stop and plow into me there were now cars on both sides of me so i couldent swerve out of the way so the Escalade screams up until last possible second and then hits the brakes hard so he matches my speed about a foot away from my bumper while this is happening and freaking out and wobbling the car cause I think I'm going to get creamed the cop that was one lane over and two cars back immediately flipped on his lights and pulled them over that was quite a roller coaster ride of emotions for me I was stuck in the left lane passing five semi trucks one car was riding my tail the entire time honking flipping me off flashing their high beams doing everything in their power to make me move as soon as I move the other car zooms right past flipping me off three miles later the car was pulled over first day of school starting first grade and I was wearing my uniform for the first time everything fitted me except my shoes that were bigger than they should my mom was going to change them later that day that I had to survive my first day without any incident all was good until break when I decided it would be an excellent idea to play soccer for a while of course it happened my shoe flew all the way across the yard and fell hard on somebody's head I was mortified but luckily nobody else seemed to be paying much attention to it until a kid pointed at me and started laughing as loud as he could screaming for everybody to see what had happened now people were staring and I was about to start crying but not even five seconds go by when another kid runs straight into the Laughing kid making him fall to the floor on top of his really dark chocolate milk he was a mess covered from head to toe in milk and since people were already looking in his direction everybody laughed at him nobody noticed me picking my shoe and then running to the bathroom Kharma weird accident I don't know that everybody remembered milk boy that year but in high school had a kid punch me for like no reason I would have punched him back but the principal and the resource officer had literally just walked around the corner and saw it they woke up and asked the other kids did the Lightning count one provoked Bobby R kids shook their heads did the Lightning count one strike Bob before just now kids shook their heads resource officer cuffed Bob and took him to the office he was a multiple offender and this was the last straw he was expelled and we never saw him again a bomb and smashing in the face of a well-known local scrote who was verbally abusing a blind guy and his dog in a bar very sweet to be fair the barman got in first as I think there were one or two others in the place planning the same thing I was waiting tables at a restaurant in Texas and these three obnoxious women were complaining about a free appetizer they'd gotten plus the drinks etc just complaining on and on I didn't bother discounting anything else for them because their complaints weren't really found it and they were rude they stiffed me on the tip hair and to add insult to injury dumped what little was left in their drinks and saucer cups chips requests et Cie al over the table it was a pretty big mess and would take several towels to soak up nice I saw the mess and walked away only to see one of them come back in rush over the table and pick up her phone a phone she definitely did not have in a waterproof case she wiped it on her pants so I know it got all wet I didn't mind cleaning up after them so much after that I just wish I had found the phone first I would have made her pick it up to get it back one time I smiled at someone walking by then I saw them smile at somebody who then smiled at somebody else it was like a happy karma train quite recently we got our tests back in German one of my classmates had studied only the night before but gotten one comma 5/10 classmate two nerdy type always starts studying two weeks in advance just stood and laughed at him until he got his test back he got a 1/10 has still not over it I was driving from Chicago to Wisconsin one weekend as soon as I got on the highway a car to my left decides he needs my lane this instant and pushes me out of my lane onto the shoulder he continues to zoom around and almost hit another ten cars or so just to get right back where he started it was rush hour we're all slowly going along the highway when I hear this boom turns out the [ __ ] car busted a tire trying to drive along the shoulder of the road to pass another car a couple of other cars and I stopped not to ask if he needs help got to wait for the cop that was a couple miles back that saw the whole thing we each gave our testimonies in the [ __ ] was taken away in the cop car for reckless driving and some other charges my friend was giving me a ride home and while we were sitting at a red light a motorcyclist starts zipping between the lanes to get to the front almost causing an accident in the turning lane and almost taking off my friend's mirror car in front of us turned out to be an undercover cop car and when we started driving again we immediately saw the motorcyclist pulled over under the overpass edit a comma when I was a little kid I went to the local hangout they specially build for kids and teenagers I went to the scatter park some 12y slash show kid came up to me and immediately started calling me names and pushing me around I was like seven or something three older boys came running towards us and one of them slapped the bully right in his face we don't bully small kids here I passed a slow car on a back road who was going too slow this lady then proceeded to ride my ass all the way to my house cuts me off at the last second which caused me to hit her called the cops all the while this crazy is in my face talking about beating me up when the cop shows up he confirms there's no damage to her car he takes our licenses and when he hands mine back he tells me she has a warrant for her arrest I waved at her as she got arrested law one time I went to a museum slash showroom and me and my mother went to go get food I went to grab and reserved a table so I sat down while my mum went to go get some food then this one guy comes and starts trying to take the other chair at table so I tell him that there's someone sitting there but he doesn't listen and takes it away anyway at the time I was still too little to really do anything about it so I go and grab a chair from a run occupied table then I see the guy sit down in the chair with his food when the guy sat down the chair broke from under him making him fall on his back also spilling his food over himself a story I learned about recently when I was still in architecture school a professor gave his class in Exorcist one student came up with a project with a lot of ramps for disabled people the professor started laughing and asked her to remove them because no one will use them a month after all so he lost his leg [Music] [Music]

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Published: Tue Mar 17 2020