The Baby | Minecraft Diaries [S1: Ep.22] Roleplay Survival Adventure!

hey guys Jess here and welcome to Minecraft Diaries now I've done quite a bit of work in the village and not only that but I managed to find Miyagi and Miyagi - they're technically both milky - and man they need a litter box really bad it seems like so I'm just gonna skedaddle out of here because last time I gave my cat litter box well we all know what happened to yogi one but Thorin he's doing perfectly fine so is Star Fox if I ever get around to finding a turkey so I can name him anyway let's go ahead and go on into the village to see what what is this what is this oh wait what is it baby doing out here uh lovin is this the baby's name oh oh he's so cute was it just abandon here like what there's gotta be somebody around here they'd left a baby just sitting at my doorstep I was not interested in any babies I'm an adjusted their hard work please whoever alright so there's no wow this is actually uh this is actually very interesting um okay there's a crafting bench I don't think that's a daddy doesn't look like a crafting it's a it's a human minecraft baby okay um eleven I guess the nametag is his name all right little lovin um oh man I feel bad there's a what is that noise Oh God oh god what's that noise oh that scary as all heck I swear I have a baby I am going to kill whatever that was okay alright well hopefully that doesn't happen again you all know what happens if you are holding a baby and get into combat so um let's go see if anybody in the village maybe somebody the village like this baby here um alright so just a few heads up a few things that I've been doing I've obviously been farming off camera a little bit and I made a new diamond sword I found some diamond did a little bit of or farming as well um and miyago there's my muse I was like man am I gonna get duplicates again I don't want to placate me Aki's but let's go see um if Gareth is doing okay and maybe he'll know something about this if he's awake or if he's doing something I have no idea keke is actually a better harvest it's gone half mount I hate for you to see me like this in both body and mind I'm not all here at the moment don't worry Gareth easy for you to say the arrow more than hurt my flesh it Pierce my pride or it hurts to walk straight up not so much in my legs as in my abdomen what's that you're holding what's what since when did you have a baby uh since this morning actually he was left at my door left at your door by the seven is he hurt is he hungry who's going to take care of him oh crap I got old not me I ain't changing no diapers I'm going to give him to a priest so he can find a good home or me I'm going to keep him um I mean I'm not what if I have to go like to bribe uh I'll keep them I I want to keep them you'd raise this baby as your own my goodness are you sure a child is a lot of responsibility and you have duties to this village I'm sure or on second thought uh I'm sure I'm sure um then I will help you raise him should you be needed elsewhere I will care for him and make sure he is cared for uh we'll make an attempt to find his rightful birth parents or caretakers should he be deemed missing I'll send a raven to bright port to inquire if Ezra has any villagers that are missing a baby or know anything of the matter until then take care for him as your own you know he's kind of cute he reminds me of someone now on to my pen and quill ow ow ow ah least he's getting around he's moving look he's like lip I guess he's I guess it's a like a limp thing that he's got gone but Garth is getting around pretty good geeky guy who's making such wonderful progress seeing as his upper body is in so much pain not only that he also didn't receive full healing magics from a scholar but rather from a bottle quite the progress if you ask me say when did you have a baby if I had known I would have thrown you a baby shower oh he was left at my door this morning what poor little guy are you keeping him ah this yeah unless I unless we find his parents no I suck at caring for anything that lives well I have a kid and I am quite responsible in real life but yeah well yeah let's me find his parents how wonderful you know what it's never a bad time ball my cats are fighting uh it's you know it's I lost my space how wonderful you know what it's never a bad time for a baby shower I'll throw you one anyway all babies deserve to be celebrated even little animal babies kee kee kee oh it's super sweet okay um let's let's move carefully in the village um mostly because I'm gonna get away from the zombies babe house I cannot save you because I have a small little child on me and I am NOT going to risk getting the childhood let's come over here and see what's going on when do when do babies grow up I mean years Jace I know it's gonna take a few days but she'll eat you boo boo bee Oh Dale hey look he's not drunk on root beer today what's going on eff ma'am any apologies for my terrible display yesterday it won't happen again I don't know how to hold my drinks well if you know what I mean is that a baby yes he was left on my door I'm keeping him really splendid this town needs more guards he will be a guard when he grows up right Oh uncle Dale will make sure of that ah and so sweet ah which I don't know if we want a drunk uncle this is just weird ale it's very weird okay Logan well what you got to say what is that a baby I don't like babies let it don't let it throw up on my goods while you're shopping uh he won't uh-oh there's so much stuff that I could get here interesting yeah I don't have any need for any of this crazy stuff um I swear guys we're gonna get around to showing off what I did in the town but like just there's a baby in my hand and I need to show I need to find out what's going on Johnna what's going on yeah is that a baby hi babies I've always wanted to have one or 20 Walsh Oh can I hold him oh no he's crying did I startle him I'm sorry maybe I can hold him later he's so precious goo goo goo goo she begins babbling baby talk and you find herself slowly walking away from her unnoticed yeah let's let's let's do that actually let's do that Brendon but hey look he's miss Chong he's with senior sean connery and let's go over here Brendon Brendon I have a half-mile good news I think she saw Shawn here has stopped growing me and cuddle Zillah have been keeping an eye on his weight and diet since ki he took over care of Gareth glad to know we won't have a giant hamster running around haha is that a baby repeat your story for the one millionth time ah hey since you're keeping him do you think I could take him into the village sometime women love a dude who cares carries a baby not that I'm looking for a woman to God Gus freaky Sean Connery's ooh he just stood up and he liked to sob sorry now that I'm looking for a woman to marry her anyway I mean unless someone wanted to Brendan mumbles nonsense under his breath okay Brendan will you'd take a chill pill there mr. Brendan you can date Sean Connery if you can kale into dating hamsters or whatever cuddle Zilla quick quick that's all you ever say is squeak-squeak-squeak that's it um okay so Logan has some goods uh Zoe's like the last person who I could ask about guy I hear zombies and I'm like ah no I don't want to pay I don't want lovin I guess shiny I'm 11 I mean this is the named iMac name something else if I wanted to but I think I'll just stick with the name type right now Joey what's going on Oh baby hmm this baby doesn't smell of this village was he left at your doorstep this morning uh Decker kept I take it I'm not wrong we fairies have a very we fairies have very sensitive noses I also have the ability to whoops nothing anyway it whoops nothing anyway I'm not supposed to sell these since I'm holding them for our merchants but you need them more right now feel free to take a look really thanks let me see she's aw man guaranteed I should have bought a little bit more oh she's got a baby bottle and a cradle and some candles oh that's so oh man I'd left on my or in side of the house but you know what you know what I'm gonna do really quick because I am so paranoid right now because we got zombies at the babe house and I don't want anything to go super crazy and I don't want to lose the baby because um from my prior knowledge of holding a baby um if you get hit at least holding a baby in Minecraft if you get hit by a mob the baby has a chance of you know and we don't want no to happen I'm sure you could put two and two together there unless you don't know what two plus two is then you're plumb out of luck so alright so we need some stuff for the baby and I guess thorgy's gonna be like Guardian dog right now I really should make a pic I'm actually going to go inside and I will make my own chest um you know what actually I am NOT going to do that because you know what the cats might go super crazy and they might just be like hey you know what we're gonna do we're just gonna smack gaff Mao into face because that would be hilarious and then if the cat's back be maybe the baby would get all weird and you know all right so baby but I'm putting you in there I'm putting your little name tag next to you since you were in this we'll say it's a cradle for right now I just I I just don't want anything bad to happen to a little baby lovin um anyway alright so love it is there starfox stands at the house let me show you guys what I've been really really cat really all right all right whatever whatever you're just you're just making noises to make noises go free go do your thing go go you there outside inside cats like my real-life cat there just like outside inside all right zombies go away so you might notice that I have like an immense amount of bread in my inventory and yeah that's all well and good I've actually been tending to the field so you're gonna see like a lot of my farm village kind of flourishing a little bit more I I just destroyed that right there but I it's no worry because I have seen a ton of seeds and I can just put them down and of course I can put the bamboo down because that's something that we do like in every episode I noticed and since it's getting nighttime let's put on the helmet so yeah I've been doing quite a bit of upkeep here as you can see just a small bit of work here on the area that was already existing but if we come over here we'll see that I expanded the town just a little bit and I went ahead and pretty much copied the design of that house right there like legitimately copied that design I was like what is it a little like over there how many spaces how many crazy things and now I have some more houses for villagers so I can bring more villagers over here and just you know just it's something simple something basic I'm not like this the best um city planner and of course I moved in Kimberly and Sylvia inside of their own little house so they now have their own little abode but I did the best that I could with the resources that I had so yeah that's that's pretty much too little expansion that I have going here so villagers canal not only just stay here in the central part of the village I might actually demolish a few of these houses to make like a little plaza here even though the plazas right there I think it would be really nice to have like um like a little water fountain the way that we had it before when I first moved into the village I think it would be nice to have like a little well or something in the middle something that's a little bit more iconic maybe like I don't know like a statue to my my awesomeness or something like that I think it would be nice I don't know that's just me toast my personal you know I personally take on things um but yes so let's go ahead and I you know what we're actually going to need another room in the house and um I don't you know that I knew my chickens were gonna rubella against me eventually and look those on the baby zombie just just took it like a like a champ there wow this is like the baby like babies like this is like Levin's arch-nemesis right here baby zombie holy crap there's a creeper um yeah so first things first uh what are you doing meow key Miyake just let me pick you up no pinky oh stop it sabot meow get stabbed in da stop it get away get away yogi nobody wants this this is you're mad you've gone crazy you're jealous it's something that happens to all pets win but you know just calm down just get him wrong he doesn't like me older kid he doesn't like me all got he's like right behind my he's right behind my tell god dang it all right so let's just oh my gosh me okay I gotta get to a bed Miyake I gotta get to a freaking Barry me ah he's just now me ah he's just one of the meow keys I don't know which meow key it is I'm sure the other ones just as mad at me right now I understand meow key twos it's like you know when new baby comes into the house you get a little jealous you're not the center of attention anymore not that the cat's ever were I mean they kind of already shared a house with thorgy and with starfox but you know it's just it's just Oh Lord and old okay alright okay alright ho my god I'm not gonna be able to sleep because there are monsters nearby that's perfectly fine but you know what we can do because um it's a big risk to fight monsters up there with uh you know the baby and everything and um oh god monkey - you just I don't even know right now alright so you know what I'm gonna do I'm gonna make a house down here or not like a house but like a small cozy little room for baby Levin and you know just something super tiny nothing too big because he's just just a little baby right now you know nothing he doesn't need like a huge living space but he does need something again nice and cozy something that would suit a little baby bed all right sir there we go um might want to make it just ah let's see just a little bit like this there we go there we go so something very very very very small very small um let's see just a little bit of building on camera nothing I think too hectic let's grab some woods I got lots of wood and we will take the wood make it into planks cuz I was gonna do that anyway it's just it's just bound to happen I was going to make that into planks so let's come over here and we're gonna make like some walls I think that would be the best thing to do is just start off with like a few walls and you know wall right here there we go I don't think we're gonna put a wall I mean we could put a wall there we could just you know just I mean why not we're doing walls everywhere this is balls to the walls guys just balls whatever that means balls to the walls you know what I mean um okay so one more time inside uh you know just just a little just a small tidbit of building there we go there we go alright so this is gonna be a nice little baby room I think it's gonna be like the best little baby room I've ever built I mean I've I've only built like what this one now Kitty's allowed in here this is not the you cannot come to the baby's room it's it's it's a lot you know I mean you can but we got to control that temper of the meow keys like jammin out and here he is like I'm inside the room I'm a rebel rebel cat right here you're gonna head bang my way down to cat city meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow I don't know something that I have no idea what I don't know what cats think whenever their head banging I'm not like a cat cat expert gotta ask Kiki that stuff this is Kiki's in charge of she's in charge of being a cat expert um okay so there is a small little room right there ah next thing to do is to build a door to prevent the kitty cats from going inside because as much as I love them.again I they hit they hit and they're not nice when they hit there they're never nice when they hit who wants to be squad by a caddis it's not the best experience in the world trust me I've had so many cats in my life I'm sure you guys have too if you didn't have a cat you probably had someone who's been scratched by a cat it's like being touched by an angel like a really sharp angel like a really weird sharpen let's put this right there now I have this nice little room then we have this right here going for us and hopefully the Sun comes up so all the monsters burn but uh let's just make a little room and then I can go to Zoey buy a cradle buy a bottle just make this place look really nice you know something something for a little lovin to come into um and then hopefully hopefully Garth finds his parents if we hear any word I'll give you no I don't want my don't I get too attached don't want to get too attached I'm already making a room oh god I'm gonna get so attached to her life all right so so little baby come here come here come here a little lovin put you right there I'm gonna take out this I really should get it acts like an actual acts for wood for this but you know just whatever I'm not going to worry about getting wood axe wood an axe thing there you go this is little Evans room 11 you can you can stay right there there we go and I'll put you in there and you know what I'll come over here and just go into my let's see if I have anything right here there's some wool yeah put just more wool right here there we go I got wool I don't think I have any more wool do I where's my other stuff I got more diamond so I'm gonna put like a little blanket on lovin so there we go come over here and then put my little figurative blanket on a little Evan there we go he's got like a little blanket with all the bottom all right so anyway guys I say oh you want some food there you go me asking you speedy some food how about how about Thor everyone's everyone's good because I got like so many mouths to feed now it's ridiculous anyway guys I will see you all in the next episode of Minecraft Diaries thank you so much for joining me for this episode and hopefully I don't know we'll find little Evans parents or you know little Evan we'll just be my little my little oven take care guys see ya don't put your baby they will do this

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Length: 20min 7sec (1207 seconds)

Published: Sun Apr 26 2015