<font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> If you take a random comment from underneath a <i>Jack Stauber </i>short, you will find one of two things. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It'll either be a multi-paragraph autopsy on exactly what this 30 second short means, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> or a snide comment from someone who thinks that first group is wasting their time. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Now, my sincerest apologies for being a centrist about this, but I think both these sides are missing the bigger picture. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, obviously the shit-fuckers telling people to not deeply analyze the work at all are wrong, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like I don't really understand how you could watch something like "Bumblebees are Out", </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and come to the conclusion that anyone trying to analyze it artistically is on an analytical wild goose chase. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's a weird, uncomfortable, and clearly intentful 30 seconds. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I can't imagine seeing it and thinking all the artistic decisions were made on a whim. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And even if they were, what kinda spoilsport do you have to be to think </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> taking something that was perhaps made without clear intent and interpreting it for yourself is something to be ashamed about? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> If you find meaning in something that wasn't intended, it's not like you've been tricked or anything. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The art made you feel something, and it's worth atleast trying to articulate why. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But, one the other paw, while I commend their fervour, these other commenters' analysis are missing the mark just slightly. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> They are all essentially long winding justifications for a starkly literal reading of the onscreen events. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Even taking it on assumption that these comments are accurate, and "Bumblebees are Out" is indeed a short story about child abuse, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> the analysis doesn't really end there, does it? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like if you ask me why I love Eraserhead and I replied by telling you it's a story about the anxieties of single fatherhood, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I haven't really given you the entire answer. There's execution too. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I don't think that Bumblebees are Out is such an uncomfortable viewing experience because </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> if you pay attention, it's secretly about horrific child abuse, or atleast not only that. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> If I may volunteer my own piece of analysis, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I think the hazy and distant tone combined with sudden shifts in narrative are what builds the sensation of dread. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The child suddenly knocking over the vase and being sternly told to leave the house is jarring and kind of frightening. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Immediately we see her outside, which is another sudden cut. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Immediately after, the line "pick a flower" is interrupted with a bee sting with a discordant tone cluster ringing out on the keys, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but it's muffled and dissociated. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The video is really short, but almost every second is some new startling dark turn, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and yet the quiet and fuzzy lo-fi character of both the visual and the music backing track never calls attention to this. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The descent is swift and soft, almost matter-of-fact. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And even is the viewer is probably aware of the half-minute runtime before they watch, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> the abrupt ending still comes as a surprise. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The titular line is sung, and we are yanked away from the narrative as the background hiss subtly stutters and lurches to a halt as the video ends. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Even Jack Stauber's cute little credit at the end seems shorter than normal. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The tension and confusion is left hanging in the air forever. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> We don't learn anything about the relationship between these characters, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> which makes it confusing to me that so many people would be as eager as they are to fill in a detailed and horrific backstory for them. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But after thinking about for a while, it makes sense. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, I'm pretty sure that the surface-level darkness and confusion isn't lost on these analysts. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> What I believe has happened is that they took the feeling of dread that's elicited in them, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and invented a story that properly matched it. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> They then proceeded to get the causation the wrong way around, positing that the dark themes of child abuse were what gave it the horrific edge. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That's just something I've been thinking about recently. </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This is a video about "Don't Hug Me I'm Scared". </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Jack Stauber - Bumblebees are Out (ft Anna)</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *distorted voices, music starts* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I have a lot of thoughts about Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and almost no idea for how I'm going to get through them all. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Due to the nature of the source material, we will be talking about really gorey shit, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and also for some reason Applied Behavior Analysis. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So that's your warning, it's very easy to not watch a YouTube video. Have a nice day. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So. Don't Hug Me I'm Scared is a 6-part satirical romp through the tomes and trappings of children's education, with a touch of horror. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It was originally released as a standalone short film by directing duo Becky Sloan and Joseph Pelling, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and following it's viral success, it has since spawned 5 sequels and a currently airing TV Show. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> If you've already heard of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared, you're probably dreading the though of sitting through yet another pseudo-intellectual analysis of this goddamn series, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and... yeah, that's exactly what's about to happen, I'm very sorry. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> However, I'm going to go about this in a slightly novel way. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> See, I'm not satisfied with the many, many analysis pieces that have been made for this. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There are a few compelling theories for what this whole thing is supposed to mean, and they all share pretty much the same structure. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It is safe to say that if someone on Youtube is purports to be explaining <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared</i>, then that video will consist of 30 minutes to an hour of just... </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> scouring the entire series for background details, giving excruciating play-by-plays, and inventing a story based on all that. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Night Mind - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Explained</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "The yellow guy and the duck begin theorizing on the meaning of time and its actual mechanics, and we catch sign of this." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Anyone watching for the first time would have been thrown completely for a loop by the sudden appearance of a swastika as the E portion of E = MC squared." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Nothing Explained - The Guide to Don't Hug Me I'm Scared</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "And something else more puzzling lies there. We see swastika = MC squared." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Wowman - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared EXPLAINED (Part 1)</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Also weird thing to note is that in the duck's explanation, there's, for some reason, this?" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I'm going to choose not to look into this." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Because... the series doesn't have a concrete narrative as most would define it. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> These explainers are basically just treading on water as they connect all the thread-bare plot elements and running aesthetic links into something coherent. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And among all this, I have to notice what's missing from these pieces of analysis. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Not once am I ever told how this work made them feel, y'know? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, that definitely sounds pretentious of me, but it's really surprising how much the actual aesthetic experience of the series just seems to... not matter to these folks. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, you've told me what it means, is it that hard to tell me what it means to you? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So, I guess I'll have to take it upon myself to provide YouTube with its first ever surface level reading of <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared</i>. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> We're gonna talk about what it is, what is does, how it made me feel, and why. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I hope that sounds fun, cause y'know, it is! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> You can do it yourself if you want, anyone can do it! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Now with that said, let us commence. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The most well known and quoted scene in the entirety of <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>happens in the very first episode, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> released all the way back when the possibility of a full series wasn't even on the table. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The framing device here is that these three colorful dudes are being given a musical lesson in creativity by a singing notepad. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And that's honestly all the setup you need. Here's the line. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 1</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Go and collect some leaves and sticks, and arrange them into your favourite color." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#F08080"> "Blue!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#8EE888"> "Red!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#EEF35A"> "Green!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Green is not a creative color." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This line is, for one, really funny to me in a very direct way. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, why would green not be a creative color? It's outrageous! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's even set up by the previous line, sung in the same melody and rhyming 'color' with itself. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's like musical deadpan humor. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Now, I'm going to try and explain why this moment is so great, and so emblematic of the series' successes when taken as a whole, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but as forewarned, I will be getting a bit personal. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> As I said, I'm explaining how <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>made me feel, and why. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And 'why' happens to be weird bad shit from my past. *chuckles* I'm sorry. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's not gonna make sense for a bit, but I'll try and bring it around. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This is <i>The Incredible 5-Point Scale</i>. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's a book of behavioral guides and practices for the parents and teachers of autistic children. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I'm pretty sure I've said this before, but that's me. I'm autistic. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> ...I'm sure this is incredibly shocking news for you. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Autism is a very broad and difficult-to-define mental disability. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It is a disability, don't get it twisted. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> In my specific case, it means that I feel emotions too much, I can't wear most clothes because of how it feels on my fur, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I need to cover my ears when people applaud at the end of concerts, I randomly lose the ability to speak in full sentences when I'm stressed or wearing a bra, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and I felt the need to get my artist to draw me perpetually holding this thing. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *velcro scratch noises* It's a stim toy. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I was diagnosed relatively early in life, which means I got to spend my puppyhood in Special Ed. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And now, I'm going through the tedious and embarrassing process of discovering that I was severely traumatized by the experience. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I, Patricia Taxxon, was fucked up by Special Ed. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And this book, this slim little manual, was at the center of all of it. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"><i> The Incredible 5 Point Scale </i>was a omnipresent fixture of my life. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I remember my puppyhood as a non-chronological blur, but it's all tinged with this book. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The Incredible 5 Point Scale purports to be a new solution for a shared language between teachers and neurodivergent students, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> boiling everything from complicated social rules to uncontrollable inner emotions down into a numbered scale. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> For example, some autistic children can have trouble regulating the volume of their voice, like me. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But some find it beneficial to conceptualize the appropriate indoor voice as being a '2' voice, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and a '5' voice being only for emergencies. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> However, this wasn't the biggest problem for me as a puppy. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I had meltdowns. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Which if you didn't know, are involuntary and deeply unpleasant outbursts caused by sensory overload and/or emotional distress. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Now you might not know this about me but I am taller than the average dog. Currently I'm 6 foot 6. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I wasn't quite that big in grade school, but I was more of a physical threat to the teachers than the other students were. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Their solution when I had a meltdown was to just... physically restrain me until I calmed down, usually one staff per limb. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> During a particularly bad episode, I even had the police called, who then pinned me to the floor and handcuffed me to a chair. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I was 6 years old. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And then SIA made an entire fucking MOVIE about it! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Once they got this book into their hands, however, the method adapted with it. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Now, if I got unreasonably upset at something, along with all of their normal trappings, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> they could just say "Hey, this problem is a 2, but your reaction is a 5." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> No matter what it was, I always had the wrong feelings. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Fucking- Glassman was always taking over. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> D- Did anyone's teachers make them read Superflex!? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Do any of you know who this... smiling dipshit is!? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Okay, so Superflex is superhero who was presumably devised by people with names and addresses, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> who acts as the good counterpoint to an evil cabal of 'unthinkables'. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> These unthinkables would seek to supernaturally infect the minds of children and cause them to fall into descructive patterns of behaviour. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But *chuckles* look at the fucking list. It's just symptoms of being autistic. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I make people get stuck on their ideas." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I distract people." </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I get people to invade others' personal space." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I move people's bodies away from the group." </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I get people to only talk about themselves." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I give people too much energy." </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I don't like people to socially wonder about others." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I make people jump off topic." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And NO, fuckers, you irredeemable squirming piles of shit, I'm not being infected by Glassman! </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> ("I make people have huge upset reactions") </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I am having a normal reaction to the sensory nightmare that is this classroom!! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> You- I WANT TO DIE! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And I handily internalized this shit. It's in here now. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like I remember constantly being told during meltdowns that I was being manipulative, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> that I needed to learn that crying wouldn't get me what I want. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And you know what? The joke's on them. Now I cry everyday, at nothing. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So... hm... </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> 'Green is not a creative color.' </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This line triggers the ever-loving shit out of me. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That isn't a criticism. <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>reached into my fucking soul and yanked this piece of me out with this line. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, we've already seen the singing notepad destroy a painting of a clown that poor little Dennis made, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and the directing duo is taking maximum advantage of this new anxiety. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The line right before the triggering bit is just as important. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> 'Go and collect some leaves and sticks and arrange them into your favorite color.' </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This initially reads like an intentionally absurd and impossible to follow activity written as a joke. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> We're given just a split second to be confounded by it, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but then we see the students following along in a way that almost makes sense, writing the color names using sticks. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But just as quickly, the rug is pulled again. </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> 'Green is not a creative color.' </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There was never any hope of following the thread. Understanding is impossible. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And that's it. That's me. I feel seen here. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like intentional or not, the aesthetic product here is essentially a perfect encapsulation of what it's like to grow up with Autism. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Nothing makes sense. Attempts to understand what's going on are punished. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And it all ends with an overwhelming sensory breakdown as everything falls apart. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There's five more episodes. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Hey all, so it's a new day in the recording studio, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and I'd like to clarify that that bit about crying everyday at nothing isn't actually true anymore. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, it was true when I wrote the script, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but then it took me like a year to actually gain the energy and confidence to perform that first part. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And that's the main paradox of making emotionally vulnerable art. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, I can take my very most mental rock bottom as inspiration, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but the payoff when I'm actually able to work on something, is when I'm mentally well, and it always feels like I'm lying to you. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's weird! Being an artist is fucking weird, don't do it! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> From a bird's-eye view, the second installment of <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>might seem a bit redundant. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But it's worth mentioning that this wasn't even gonna be a series until this episode came out. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It is the spiritual debut, in a sense, and it fulfills a lot of the duties that you would expect from that. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> For one, this episode is where the affects and personalities of our main cast are first formulated and solidified. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There's lots of little character moments here, especially in comparison to the first episode. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Essentially, </font><font color="#EEF35A">Dennis </font><font color="#FEFEFE">has an infantile affect, </font><font color="#8EE888">Eugene </font><font color="#FEFEFE">is more inquisitive and mature, and </font><font color="#F08080">Harry </font><font color="#FEFEFE">is just really chill. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#F08080"> "It's 9:30, there's fish everywhere. Fish everywhere." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Then it does the thing that we're all expecting at the end. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's very viscerally harrowing, and... I don't have that much to say about this episode if you couldn't tell. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But I'm content with this episode existing simply to solidify the personalities of the cast. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> If anything it allows us to more smoothly move into the undisputed highlight of the entire series. And that's Episode 3. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"><i> Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>3 is a change of pace. It's really the point where the true vision of this thing fully comes into focus. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> For the first time, the emotional reality of the imagery this series employs is entirely recognized. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The main theme here is 'love', but a lot of people have interpreted this particular story as being a statement on organized religion. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And, yeah I can see that reading. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Here we find Dennis, having just been emotionally and physically separated from his friends while out on a picnic, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and he is then approached by a thinly veiled symbol for some sort of pastor or recruiter who aims to ensnare him in this time of vulnerability. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This pastor then commences a lesson in the ways of love, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but as the lesson goes on we begin to see that this is a strictly prescriptive, and dare I say coded, vision of love. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, the omnipresent "special one" manifests as an imagined female version of Dennis, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> representing the illusory sanctity of heterosexual monogamy. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The line "He's made for her, she's made for him, and that's the way it's always been" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> is spoken over the image of two gravestones dated 1906, with crosses for flavor, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> showing the absurdity of following tradition for it's own sake by way of visual irony. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And it's right before our pastor mentions that it's protected with a ring... like, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But hardly any of this matters in comparison to the sheer bluntness of the finale, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> where Dennis is draped in a priestly garb, sat before the god figure Malcolm, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and is told that if only changes his name and gleans his brain, he'll never be alone. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Alright, I think I'm picking up what you're putting down. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Christianity is like a cult. Or rather, the Christian vision of love and relationships is like a cult. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> They were real subtle about it, but I managed to suss it out anyways, go me. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So, if you've watched a lot of analysis pieces for this fucking series, you can wake up now. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I'm acutally gonna add something new to this interpretation, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> because as pointed as the religious imagery is here, it really only shows up right at the end. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It seems more like a punchline, like it's couple jabs that they make just to transition into the spooky cult ending. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's kind of insignificant when taking this episode as a whole. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So, what's my interpretation? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Well, it's more Autism trauma bullshit, I'm sorry. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"><i> Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>3 depicts the teaching of social roles as perceived by a confused neurodivergent child. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That's what Dennis is doing in the story. He spends the entire short being me. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I don't know how else to explain it. I kin the yellow guy from <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared</i>. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Take this exchange: </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 3</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "But if you follow me, maybe you will see that love is everywhere." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#EEF35A"> "But what is love? Is it in the sky?" </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "No, it's a feeling, deep inside." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#EEF35A"> "Because I'm hungry." </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "No, you're lonely. I can see it in your eyes." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#EEF35A"> "I don't understand." </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Don't worry, you will soon!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The recurring head of this jam session is basically just different iterations of this. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Dennis placing his feelings, often not fully understanding them himself, and then being lovingly reprimanded and corrected. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Here's another one that just kills me everytime. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I love my friends so I give them a hug!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I made this for you cause I love you so much!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "I love my pet, cause he's a crab!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#DAE03E"> "I love this tree, and I love this stick, and I love-" </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "No no no, that's not how it's done!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "You must save your love for your special one." </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#DAE03E"> "My special one?" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Every one has a special one." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Here, Dennis is actually attempting to observe the patterns around him, just to try and participate, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> only to again be told he's doing it wrong. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Love isn't just the lesson that Dennis is being taught, it's the language it's being taught in. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Dennis spends this entire episode completely smothered in the artifice of love. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> What looks like understanding, acceptance, <b>Empathy</b>. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That word is... poison to me. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Because just as Dennis is in this short, I was expected to give something that was only given to me in theory. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I was told my Autism was an inhibition of my empathy and I needed to learn it. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> What neither my Special Ed teachers nor Shrignold understand is that their love was merely a projection. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> An expectation for others in their midst to follow their scripture of expected behavior. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This is why <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>still gets to me. Like, even as I've grown past it's shock value and broad-stroke satire, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> the emotional reality of this piece is just... so vivid and close to me personally. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That precise feeling of being controlled and strung along by people who don't care to understand you </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and seem to believe that you can't understand them. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That's it. This is the most concentrated form of that hyper-specific feeling that plagues me to this day. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I still tear up a little when Shrignold offers to hold Dennis's hand and then flies away, without missing a beat. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's simple, maybe even a little juvenile. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But... it's mine. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Anyways, it keeps going after that. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And I won't pretend that the rest of the series isn't worth mentioning. Quite the opposite in fact. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I think that it's around this point that the formal horror elements that were punchlines in earlier installments become </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> a fully fledged aspect of the piece unto itself. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The fourth episode is a fan favorite, and it's pretty easy to see why. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> For one, it is bar none the most quotable episode in this entire series. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#8EE888"> "Wow! We're all computer-y" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#F08080"> "Oh yeah." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#F08080"> "Wow." </font><font color="#FEFEFE">(line looped, repeated 3 times) </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#F08080"> " 'cause of the computer." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But this is also the first time that it's been kinda difficult to explain why it is also shit-your-pants scary. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, the computer-y guy tells the gang the three things they can do in digital space, and then it begins looping, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> growing faster and more distorted in a nightmarish escalation. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I've described the climaxes of these shorts as being akin to overstimulated meltdowns, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but this ending is definitely the most like that. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 4</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *phone dial tone* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *distant sped-up song* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *phone dial tone grows louder* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *sped-up song* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *muffled sped-up voice* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *phone dial tone grows louder* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *distant sped-up song* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *muffled sped-up voice* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *phone dial tone grows louder* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *distant sped-up song* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *loud retro noise* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *phone dial tone grows louder* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *sped-up song* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *muffled sped-up voice* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> When it comes to the general filmmaking craft of these shorts and their ability to build tension, it seems that it comes with experience. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But that's not the only important thing that happens in Episode 4. This is also when the plot starts, or something that resembles a plot. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> At the end of the episode, Harry just steps away and opens a door outside of the set. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There he finds some kind of in-progress simulacrum of the show we've been seeing thus far. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And then he fucking dies. Don't worry, he's okay. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"><i> Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>5 is a fucking nightmare. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> If we're judging this just on its execution as a piece of horror media, then 5 is the absolute highlight. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Even more so now than before, the moment when we properly enter the scary part is hard to pinpoint. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The whole thing exercises in dreadful tension, boiling underneath until it spews forth in pure darkness and gore. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The sense of confusion and chaos that I've talked about before elicited from the dialog is almost weaponized here. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The main theme of the lesson is food and nutrition. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The steak man and the veggie can give a winding, contradictory, and almost panic-inducing set of guidelines for healthy eating. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's incredible. The way they're able to toe the line with this nonsense lyricism and have it almost make sense </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but ultimately leave you feeling punished for even attempting to understand it. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> They have it down to a science at this point, and they still manage to make it funny! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 5</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Oh no! Look, it's all broken and on the floor!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *retching sound from the body model* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But this time it's even more distressing, because one of the characters is actually trying to push back. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Eugene noticed that Harry isn't there anymore, since he left at the end of Episode 4 if you remember, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and the series feels different when one of the characters actually begins acting in a way that invites us to identify with their struggle </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> instead of seeming merely unaware of the horror and abuse that's going on around them. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> aving that happen and yet still being met with the same blithe cruelty we've been seeing this whole time. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It... It just hurts, man. Like, this short makes me wanna cry. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Maybe we should wait-" </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#8EE888"> "No!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "before we put it on a plate!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#8EE888"> "Enough!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "Or it could be too late-" </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#8EE888"> "I don't wanna do this anymore!" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *harsh audio cut* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I also like how the series goes from all of the gore, to some of the gore, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> to just a little bit of the gore, to basically none of the gore, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and then this shit happens. It's *laughs* so good. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Okay, Episode 6. I have conflicted feelings on this one. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Bare with me. We're almost finished. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> One aspect of <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>that I've been giving comparatively little attention to is the plot. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's been mostly like general aesthetic imagery theme analysis over here. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And that's because, for the majority of the series, the plot may as well not exist for thread-bare it is. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like, the first status-quo change in the entire series is Harry leaving at the end of Episode 4. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> He's absent in Episode 5, but is shown to have been attempting to make contact from the outside. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This is the only thread of continuity between any of the episodes so far. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The thing is, there's another side of the story that I've left out until now. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That is the dozens upon dozens of YouTubers who have made their careers on explaining what was going on in the series as it was going on. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The kinds of people who are probably in the comments right now, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> furious that I would dare imply that <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>doesn't have that much of a overarching plot. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I'm sorry guys, it doesn't. I know about June 19th and Oats. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> (Hi!) </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> (Cat! Wanna say hi?) </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> (Wanna say hi? *kisses*) </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> (*chuckles* *meow*) </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Without this very precise context, it's hard to understand the direction that this last episode takes. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Or, for that matter, the direction it had already started taking on Episode 5 if you knew what to look for. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So, to summarize, the leading theory around when Episodes 4 and 5 came out </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> was that <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>literally takes place on the set of a evil television show that runs authoritarian propaganda for children. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> June 19th, 1955 is important because it's Father's Day, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and also within the same year as the launch of Independent Television for London, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> the birthplace of a lot of children's programming that <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>is riffing on. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"><i> Don't Hug Me I'm Scared</i>, allegedly, tells the story of a once authentic fictional show becoming gradually overtaken by corporate interests. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> In the first episode of the show, a heart is desecrated with glitter. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> A cake of raw meat is made, eaten by rats in the wall, and paid for in oil. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The second episode depicts the existential dread imparted by those who only wish to sell us things. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The third one depicts repressive social norms being pushed on children. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The fourth one shows us an attempt at forced assimilation, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and the fifth details a scramble to pick the pieces up again after one of the group desists and exits the show. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There's a nervous energy here. Like, they're really trying to convince the cast that </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> being a fancy and showoff-y food will you get you kicked out of the party. It's there. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> In Episode 6, we're essentially treated with the textual conclusion of this story. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Harry is shown mucking about in the real world after having escaped the set. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> He's unfulfilled by normal adult life and none of his friends has escaped with him yet, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> so he symbolically re-enters the space by taking his clothes off and performing a little song and dance, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> like it's some sort of metaphorical child dimension. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There he finds a control station, which generated facsimiles of the teachers we've seen throughout the series, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> as well as a few more that were probably on the back burner, diegetically. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Then he's accosted by this guy. Remember him? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> He was on screen for a couple seconds back in episode 2 and has been a recurring easter egg ever since. He's behind it all. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> He's behind this precise and calculated simulacra of children's programming, with premade lessons and songs. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Harry does the only thing you can do in this situation, walk up to the comically large power outlet and unplug the machine. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#CCCCCC"> [<i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 6</i>] </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *unplug, electronics power down* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *jingle played on xylophone* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *faint house ambient noises* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *paper flap* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *faint house ambient noises* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *faint house ambient noises* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *music from <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared </i>1 starts* </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "What's your favorite idea?" </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I'm not gonna bully you if this is how you interpreted <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared</i>. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> If you saw that Night Mind video and decided that he was making a lot of sense. That's your prerogative. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I just... don't like it as a story. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I don't like the interpretation. I wish it has not been canonized here. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Now, due diligence. There's still room for interpretation here. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's not like we're handed the story on a platter, all at once right at the end. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> We're still firmly within the surreal language of episodes prior. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There's every possibility that I'm making this out to be more clear-cut than it actually is. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> However, I think it's reasonable to say that this episode reveals to us that </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> everything we've been seeing up until this point is part of a calculated and villainous scheme, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> which was always my least favorite of the "Media Theory", as it's called. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And I'm very sorry, but I'm gonna talk about my personal life again. Look away. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So, a funny thing about that <i>Incredible 5-Point Scale </i>that I only found out about after I revisited it today, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> is that my teachers were fucking using it wrong! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> See, fuckface, I'm supposed to be the one that tells you my stress level is at a 5! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That was supposed to be ME! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That's was supposed to be my way to communicate my emotional state as simply as possible without any room for ambiguity! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And you were supposed to LISTEN! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I doesn't matter that you think I should be at 2, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> you were supposed to FUCKING LISTEN TO ME!! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *sigh* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> *blows raspberry* </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Sure. I'll admit that is a bit self-centered. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I just kinda preferred it when the teachers were depicted as being incompetent </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> rather than the recorded files of an evil schemer. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> But even if you don't have my specific baggage, isn't that atleast a little more interesting? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Like... </font><font color="#A0AAB4">
</font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Okay, this is gonna seem like a random thing to bring up, but I just rewatched The Onion's <i>Sex House </i>the other day. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's a comedy-horror webseries poking fun at reality shows like Big Brother. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And when I say it out loud like that, it sounds like it would be pretty boring right? </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It sounds like a premise to a bad Black Mirror episode. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> I bet you could imagine the kind of parallels they'd draw before you even start watching. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Try it! Think through it yourself. This is by The Onion, of course they'd start bringing aesthetic calls to surveillance </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and our willing participation in our loss of privacy into the mix. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Cause, Isn't Reality TV kinda fash-y? Really makes you think! </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> This doesn't even come close to describing the absolute fucking nightmare that is this miniseries, I swear to God. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It becomes very apparent very quickly that the inner workings of the titular Sex House are completely unknowable. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The contestants aren't provided enough food and their remaining stock rots after a couple days. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The upstairs bedroom is taken over by white mold. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The show staff don't seem to understand what sex is or what anyone would want it. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The primary motif of <i>Sex House </i>is decay and overgrowth rather than master manipulation or technology. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And that's really unique, right? It's depicting a system that not only exercises horrifying degrees of power over it's victims, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> but also acts with no discernible purpose. It's a system that is both scary and not working right. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> "To call this place evil implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved." </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> And I find this to be both more prescient to our current society and more effective as horror. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> So, imagine for a second the last episode of <i>Sex House </i>took a break-neck turn </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and explained the master plan behind the whole operation, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> simply removing the desperation and single-minded insistence of the host, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> granting motive to everything you just saw happened, no matter how absurd. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> That is the final episode of <i>Don't Hug Me I'm Scared</i>. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The almost improvisational tone of humor and horror is left to the wayside in favor of this vision </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> where all of these songs we've been hearing were simulacra, taken from a folder by some master dude. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> ...Let me know if I'm taking that too literally. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> The earlier episodes spoke to a broader truth about the trauma generated through sheer mismanagement and misunderstanding. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It makes more sense too. The humor is clumsy and haphazard. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> It's almost painfully apparent that these teachers have no idea that there doing, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> and I think that's a hundred times more chilling. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> There is infinitely more terror in the naked, literal depiction </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> of overstimulation, of lack of trust in authority, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> of weaponized misunderstanding, the inevitability of pain, </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> than whatever plot justification you could ever possibly give for these things. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> In conclusion, there's two kinds of comments on a <i>Jack Stauber </i>video. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> ... </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"> Let's make a third. </font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font> <font color="#A0AAB4"></font><font color="#FEFEFE"><i> </i></font><font color="#A0AAB4"></font>