The A-Z of Alison Hammond | This Morning

[Music] blood could be a badass take the glasses off and do the same thing again you don't need glasses you're just a paid ass you're the baddest woman you're going to be the next terminator i would love to oh i'd add white to the character you're going to crush the enemy see them driven before you and you're the lamentation of the women get to the chopper if you want to you could add a little teaspoon of baking powder but i've actually forgotten that before and it really didn't make a difference so i don't know what actually baking powder actually does but um put it in or don't put it in it's entirely up to you and then give it a little shake as you can see it's a little bit dry it's not normally normally this dry but you know what we've cooked and and me i just yeah i've already exited it yeah that's it why is it so dry cheers cheers okay lovely bottoms up darling how's it taste that's a beauty oh just tequila i think it needs a little bit of agave in there or so just to knock the edge off i can't put my face straight the whole package is worth a hundred and fifty thousand pounds oh i'm stuck on the door [Laughter] sorry obviously the doors are a little bit smaller this is the kitchen glamorous adored by fans well that's enough about me babes let's talk about you you're an absolute legend as far as i'm concerned well i'm more than that [Music] i am an icon i travel around in this beautiful well it's a boat really and it gives me privacy you see that's what you need because you are very popular yeah i need i need a boat the bbc have probably not told you how popular you are or you might ask for an increase yeah i don't work for the bbc but that's fine it's fine you say that line again we're slotting thanks for doing your research i can't test part is the most important how does it respond to rolls and turns i'm here to find out so i think today has proven it's important to choose the model that can handle your demands i know mine will obviously this is the barbecue area i went for a small number because i don't eat very much so a little barbecue is what we're starting with and then if you'd like to come over to this little forest now this is fake because obviously as you know i am very busy um i haven't learned how to put a wall together so i've just like left it kind of loose at the minute this is the tree of thought and ideas this is where i get my inspiration is that coming from next door is that someone else's tree of thought it is actually yes it is that's someone else's tree and these obviously this is on my side so i can use the bush do you know what i mean this is mine that's the rule are you coming to my hometown bernie yeah by the way but we're not performing i'm just coming to see you we're not going to cut this guy i wasn't going to tell anyone that right i've got a jacuzzi by the way of course did you like that when i was a kid i wanted him in the guinness book of records the guinness book of records was it for the next edition you have qualified what you are in there that's the longest serving marvel congratulations my darling i'm so happy [Music] you wrecked your day the conditions called my asses the eggs the eggs have penetrated skin after a few days the larvae had hatched and tried to eat their way out and he said it looked large and fleshy when it came out and it was about a half an inch long and almost as wide when it came out of where his ass babes they had to take it out of his ass no way yeah that was graphic alison i wasn't thinking that was too much i am so flying the flag today i'm dressed in my jamaican flag now obviously today we're going to add a little bit more resistance with me going into the car um nimroy have you ever pushed anything with this much magic in before well definitely not and we have never put someone beautiful as you oh roy what you like i am a little bit torn because obviously i was born in england but my roots are jamaican who do i support do i support your team i'm in front of you even lighter well robbie's offered me you know a bit of a a kiss actually what are you what do you mean what do you mean i got i can saw fish oh i got some jerk chicken i mean blimey a jamaican dish offering me jamaican dishes oh my gosh just dropped pancakes literally everywhere i'll clean that later oh my god [Applause] is my times in the last 10 years i thought about you many i wrote notes i did i wrote i never sent them you know i care about you i mean check it out okay well guess what i care about you too here's some of the notes here's one of them this is love you i never sent it always with the same marker you're the best this is miss you uh this one was thinking of you this was a late nighter lonely late-nighter do realize your wife might be watching this don't you so be careful no no i would literally you were part of our christmas pipes okay but where you haven't seen a black girl go red [Music] should we should we go for cheek all right chica's okay already i don't want to get any oh there you go i was hoping you were gonna do that that just gave my wife and i ammunition for another three years what's your favorite christmas song would you mind if it's not one of yours of course not are you sure [Music] listen obviously the biggest night of the ntas we had access all areas take a look at our show it's i just like to say congratulations this morning thoroughly well deserved for the 18th year in the truck i am sick of to even the cameraman wrote the point of the camera this is true right the cameraman you know you have a camera in front of you and he went sorry and he said i've said storage for the last eight years i think he's over it but we're not you're the only one that can get away with saying that to result the buzz last night though guys oscars my very first oscars what a dream come true oh holly can you believe this i accidentally photobombed someone else's link this is this is it's a huge network in the states and they've got they're the right holders to the oscars you know so this is a big deal for them and what the hell are you doing in the back of their main shot oh my god i love you i actually think i'm a film star where are you today alison well today my darlings i've just literally left the disney magic cruise in port and liverno i've traveled 45 minutes to italy and this is pizza and look as you can see there's the leaning tara pisa which is so iconic so we produced it obviously oh my gosh we haven't got a permit listen guys we're in pisa we're not allowed to film here but listen there's a great great competition i'm gonna throw straight to end slate it's three hundred thousand pounds right for grabs i'm gonna get arrested i love you loads letters i'm so sorry bonjourno please with the italian police well we've we've sent her to many places but i think that is the first time she's got arrested keep my feet um she's still there she's still down well she's not in handcuffs are you okay i'm actually shaking okay not really but if you just turn around and see the policemen stop they hate medicine they hate me go somewhere where you've got to go go only alison hammond victoria is back it's so exciting it got me thinking she used to work so hard she had all those papers to sign or the parades to go to and i thought to myself you know what you need a break so i want you to sit back i'm gonna be victoria today are you ready for this what do you think your majesty well i think if a manculian can do a posh accent so i want some lessons right now so how do i get rid of this get rid of it [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] is there any way you can teach me how to be a princess well of course would you maybe like me to sell how you can swirl okay yeah show me the twelve and do a little tour like this oh and the courtesy of course and the curtsey can you do a little princess pose too a little princess pose oh [Laughter] thank you so much obviously you've told me that it's you having a drink i think it's uh i feel like that's where this is headed harrison when you got that call to say listen we're making another blade runner and we want you to be in it what was your reaction so what in theory help yourselves i've noticed there's nothing left for me oh i needed that i'm warmed up really sad would you be interested i said show me the money no i said show me the script all right anyway i don't know i don't know is this an interview or is this uh all right i'll go with you you're my man you're my man today get out thank you guys and if we go up to scotland let me turn around hold on hold on go not to scotland here we go there's a place in scotland called backside now if you live in backside it's going to be a little bit cold a little bit wet but let's go over to northern ireland because in northern ireland there's a place called bali bogey which i can't believe it's going to be patchy rain over there get ready go [Applause] i'm so sorry well it's gonna be a little bit wet in northern ireland as you can see it's very wet in northern ireland i'm so sorry baby all right yeah tail get towel oh my god i'm so embarrassed i'm all flustered as you can see i've got the rolls you've got the rock let's rock and roll baby come on baby what do you got what do you got i don't know i've got a whistle [Laughter] let's see what it would be like okay rock what are you doing about it oh uh you don't want me i am asking will you marry me are you serious yeah i've wanted this from the moment we met [Music] obviously the last time i saw you 207 days ago we got engaged um my lawyers got in touch with your lawyers the prenup is all sorted so i was thinking well why don't we just get married today i'm ready goodness you look beautiful oh timeout looks beautiful time out the sunshine okay do you take yes allison hammond to be your wedded wife i do oh now we're getting somewhere this is good do you allison hammond take dwayne yes yeah i don't even need to finish the name boy i don't need to finish it by the power invested in me and i do have the power because i am ordained i'm so happy for you i pronounce you both husband and wife oh oh you made kiss yes okay so we've got the lovely holly holly you're a tree whisperer do we need to get inside the tree well it's always nicer let's go inside let's go and interview the troops do i just ask the tree a question okay so here we go for our exclusive interviews so first of all obviously you are um up for this amazing prestigious title how does it feel to be nominated for the european tree of the year it feels very exciting it's an honor to be recognized in this world so the trees just said that to you oh my god that's amazing leprechauns where are you thankfully i know a man who says he can communicate with them kevin woods he believes he's island's last known leprechaun whisperer yep you heard it correctly to prove little people aren't just a tall tale kevin's showing me the leprechaun cabin which is where the leprechauns come to dance but we have to be very careful when entering [Music] so if you hold that and put it on your heart now i'm going to take this hat and put it on your head i'm going to put my hand in your shoulder here and let the energy flow from me through you and back up through the hat okay if it gets warm up here you'll be a leprechaun whisperer close your eyes concentrate relax don't open your eyes to light tell you keep them closed relax relax open your eyes does it warm under the hat can i can i can i check yeah no it's not no no no well it's a shame so um you yes forget hollywood for the moment let's go to alice and and what it was that you were looking for just someone who would love me really and for me to love them and just someone to share my life with you i know maybe emotional i well no it wasn't because i just don't have the time you guys keep working me i don't have the time to even look or i don't even think about that and and if i did look i always flirt with people and they think i'm joking and then when i really fancy someone they think i'm joking and so i never i never can get past that that that jokey alison oh the only joke oh she's alison and it's you know that's really hard your self-preservation thing isn't it you make everybody laugh you make everybody giggle you give out a lot of love that almost it's like a shield then you don't let it in and what's hard about it is it's kind of like my job to build a rapport with people dead quick yeah and so i find dating quite easy to be honest with you but at what point you're going to know what something's i've got a connection here never can tell i'm rubbish i'm rubbish with dating i just can't do it when they first told me alison you're going to get a chance to be with will again i was like you know what i'm all right stop in there i've got the t-shirt but they eventually twisted my eyes dragging themselves in here i'm glad we are because i can't imagine a better way to start my day oh i love living back in the day french prince yeah french french friends lee says i think anyone who ends up lucky enough to date her will be a very happy man oh yeah it's gotta have a strong back though come on carry on carry on because that's the woman who said i can't even kiss on tv okay let's do this babes let's do this see you later [Music] oh my god [Laughter] three two one let's do the hooters [Music] well we can across live to la now to see how that night went and oh oh alison alison wake up alison allison you're on the telly where are you oh someone had fun so sorry i knew i'd fall asleep is she alone in that bed i don't even who is that i don't even know who it is who is that oh it's a long story that's buzz you

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Length: 20min 12sec (1212 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 22 2020

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