Testing Our Cheap Supercars In A 130 Degree Desert Was The DUMBEST IDEA EVER - CarTrek S2 Episode 4

hey previously on car trek auto tempest has challenged us to find out which one would generate the most revenue as an exotic rental car but freddie i don't think you're necessarily up for that there was a very small fire of the electrical variety which one would rent best why don't we do a challenge whoever wins gets to drive an aventador and whoever loses gets to drive the slingshot i just pulled out of the impound you look like a bit of a tourist don't look at me don't look at me look at him you gotta see what's going on here and everything there is melted are you ready tyler i am ready to watch you do it if you were to pick to drive one home today which one would it be probably last of martin i would take the aston that one the aston martin absolutely call in about the car that you've got for sale all right thank you sir looks like we just got freddy a car [Music] so the state of our union was generally turmoil the char-broiled maserati was no closer to functionality and tyler cl65 remained against any odds for a popularity contest but was the most likely to succeed the aston was clearly the star quarterback but it was taken to the field with a broken leg and three concussions deep on half of its v12 it wasn't going anywhere fast but since tyler and i couldn't let freddie miss out on the fun after a long night of shrewd negotiation and some dollar store decoration we were ready to give freddy his present our challenge today from auto tempest is to test the build quality of our depreciated supercars we're supposed to go out to a nearby dry lake bed where a series of challenges awaits to see just how well built or how broken since then each of our cars have gotten but freddie i assume you're not up for that challenge either no the maserati needs a little bit of work but i am hopeful i can i can get her running again freddy we didn't want you to miss out on the fun so we have a little surprise for you right around the corner here okay you have to close your eyes all right so start walking slowly start walking right start right okay did you know they have auto tempest on the internet here in las vegas as well okay they do and we found this yes [Music] now if the cl65 is a super car then so is this oh my gosh for 90 off of its 104 500 original msrp just 9 000 of our dollars bought you this 2007 bmw m6 so this was the same price as my car it is and it runs better in that it runs at all it has a 500 horsepower v10 one of the most legendary engines bmw has ever produced known for its bulletproof reliability and one of our favorite gearboxes ever installed in an automobile he's outright lying because it is one of the worst engines ever made one of the worst transmissions ever made one of the ugliest bmw's ever made uh but it's the closest thing to an exotic that i could find uh within the parameters but we did make it a maserati ish okay [Music] my maserati didn't even have racing stripes on the roof or the trunk i missed that above and beyond it's gone so you can now join us to go and torture test this lovely automobile it may last for an hour guys okay like i'm i'm being serious right now i i don't like this car but it's a big butt okay the effort that you've put in goes very much appreciated okay we will take the backhanded compliment and we will now watch you destroy this thank you so much i am not going to give up on my maserati just yet but i feel like in the sake of camaraderie i think we should yes put this through its paces come play with us well we have given up on your maserati so now we have the maserati six enjoy it well why is there a band-aid on the dashboard because it's broken oh there is a reason why people say it's the thought that counts but i wanted to get acquainted with my hyper-powered hooptie before hitting the desert now this car right now it's not vibrating itself to bits i mean there is a little bit of vibration it does have 140 000 miles but honestly it's not that bad it's more comfortable it's definitely got more power this has a 500 horsepower v10 that revs really high i mean really high like 8 000 rpm and it also has a smg seven speed gearbox but that is sort of the issue so this seven speed is one of the worst single clutch automated manuals in the world also that engine is one of the most unreliable engines to ever be put in any sort of performance car so i understand why ed and tyler got me this car because they wanted a car that i would hate but here's the thing i don't really hate it all that much however knowing that those rod bearings in that engine or the vano system or the cooling system or basically any other system attached to that engine can go at any minute and bmw is not a cheap brand to repair i want my maserati back i'm i really missed that car i think that car with this manual transmission made it really special and i made it look like a race car even though ed and tyler did a great job making this look like a spiritual successor to my maserati but i just don't care i am curious however to see how this does on our challenges today [Music] we drove on for hours from any form of civilization at least anything with decent wi-fi and found ourselves in the middle of a dry lake bed in the kind of heat that would be considered moderate if you lived on the sun as we arrived my colleagues were eager to find out what i thought of their gift children take note this is what gratitude looks like you love it no what yeah it doesn't run good it doesn't start well there are many many many many air lights on that thing but i'm here yeah they're awful but yes you get to participate today yes and uh i'm excited to see what the top speed still is on my cl65 i think it was 155 was electronically limited back in the day probably the same with your car yeah it's whatever it was it's not capable of it anymore it was supposed to go 190 miles per hour but on half its motor brakes not working i don't imagine we're going to get that today also as beautiful as dry lake beds were on television they don't seem quite that smooth there are a lot of ruts and rocks and rattlesnakes so we have those well that's an added degree of difficulty you like snakes don't you i love snakes in case you haven't met sonny she is a eight-year-old sun glow albino red tail boa constrictor she was there to offer emotional support which she is tremendous at let's see if we can catch one in a bit but auto tempest has brought us here to this dry lake bed near las vegas nevada for a series of tests they want to see if these old depreciated supercars are as good as we have claimed and so today we're going to do a few different things to see if we can probably destroy them the first one is the one that has me most concerned they sent me a list and we are supposed to push our cars 100 feet and then race to a cone a quarter mile away and then come back now we have very heavy cars yes mine's definitely the heaviest and this is more of a stress test of of us than the cars it makes no sense but i'm also worried about you because your knees are from a dead person you've had surgeries right that is true yes when i was in high school parts of the knee joint actually died and had to be replaced with cadaver tissue so i have dead people's knees in fact my right knee is about five years younger than the rest of me and my left knee is about three years older than the rest of me so i'm not much for pushing things is that like an actual thing that doesn't sound like it's a thing it is about one out of every 10 million people have it it's called osteochondritis disicans disease but actually years later i ended up selling a lamborghini to the guy who harvested my knees from the dead person in florida this is uh this is getting weird yeah just remember to push with your back not with your legs oh that hurts too all right let's do it as if the portly heft of the aston and the cadaver knees weren't enough to stack the deck against me the vanquish had one more obstacle to make winning this even more impossible than a quiet dinner amongst the real housewives of wherever because of the way the aston martin's transmission is programmed you cannot have it in neutral and not be running so i have to get in put it in neutral start my car it is so hot let's let's just go three two one go oh goodness neutral neutral yeah look at that all right parking brake off it's crossing in front of me yes oh my goodness gracious i'm gonna hit him [Music] no oh i can't see anything i cannot see a single thing and turn around turn around this is ridiculously dangerous all right oh holy cow i can't see anything no traction there's freddy yeah can't see anything oh he's scared of the dust whoa i am quite behind he's scared of the dust he chickened out down to first sling it oh no oh no ah 4 200 pounds of car oh this is incredibly dangerous all right there's the start finish line oh tyler what a win what a win [Music] yes i couldn't see anything oh wow what what have you done here the door has broken it won't it won't open can you not get out no i'm pushing it on i don't want to break break no no no no no no no no no no no no just stand back it's got to come out in the front first hey that's the mirror then no we have to we have a toast we can just yeah no this is the rest of your life now so your maserati's window doesn't work no and your door now doesn't work the aston though a beacon of reliability that's what it's looking like yes all right well despite your quality failure here i suppose you won that yeah you chickened out i chickened out you like couldn't see me you stopped and then i just blew around you for the pass and the wind i couldn't see either i just i just used the force oh i'm sorry i just don't want to kill my friends so the next auto tempest challenge was a little bit more strange due to your lifestyles occasionally your super cars will have to transport some precious cargo i don't know what that means a baby is that a baby what's a baby that's a oh it's got a creepy looking face oh that's interesting i don't think that's how you hold it you have to you have to hold it up here by the soft spot yeah no no takes the pressure off the spine wait this is a smart baby it's got a wire it's got a bunch of controls and things is it listening to us right now no i think oh yeah i think it has like a g-meter in it because it's yeah okay your eyes when you shake it the regular babies don't do that no so all right so i guess we're supposed to drive along this bumpy lake bed and whoever has the baby cry the least registers the lowest amount of g-forces is the winner yes why don't i go first to establish the losing mark because i've got about half an inch of suspension travel and no adjustment all right well i'm off to uh shake this baby don't you have two of those yeah let's go okay good oh my goodness all right baby let's buckle you in let's see how this goes no iso fix points oh well that's great it's about six inches short of reaching all right that won't work baby's just gonna have to live with it also fortunately there is no threshold of heat measurement my hand brake is not on you terrible car so we've agreed that we have to cross this lake bed at 50 miles an hour a baby will die beyond about six g's and so we're not talking about sustained gs like the acceleration of a car can be a little over one any moment like a car crash could be 80 g's so all right baby let's see what we can do at 50 miles an hour [Applause] so that car suspension we knew was very harsh but then it's totally worn out now it's spent many years in columbia and roads are kind of like this the roads are exactly like this so i guess that's probably the best car for this challenge but i don't think that's true that's absolutely not true he's having his filling shaking out right now and that baby's probably violently crying oh it's okay it's it's all right it's okay baby oh my wife better not watch this oh he's never gonna let me buy another one of these cars oh oh stop it no stop crying stop no all right that's 50. all right we're going this is fine this is fine all right all right i'm sorry i'm sorry stop crying stop crying stop crying this thing come with a pacifier [Applause] oh goodness breaks oh the way he was holding that baby just really makes me want to call child protective services shaking baby syndrome thinking baby syndrome shaken not stirred this baby all right all right all right all right come on come on calm down it's okay it's okay it's okay oh [Music] all right all right that was awful holy cow that was bad oh it cried a lot it cried the whole way and we probably boiled it what i don't know what temperature babies boil at but it was all the cries okay all right so what are the odds that he hits a boulder and that suspension just shoots right through the hood [Music] freddie all right 50 miles an hour suspension engaged at full ride height comfort mode 50 miles an hour nice smooth ride for the baby ah gentle should i sing it a little song this is so peaceful he's not going very fast if that car were a more reasonable color he would look like a drug smuggler in the process right now little jostle there didn't disturb the baby though all right let's bring it around nice and gentle yes so far so good when he gets here even if he won he can't open his door well that's true but with that beautiful dust cloud and that absolutely ridiculous car pulling up in the middle of this desert it looks like he's gonna step out and share with us the top five secrets that every penny stock trader has to hear today oh yeah let's settle fiddle it's just a little one just a little one see it's okay it's okay there we go there we go okay let's just tape everything up to make everybody nice and safe [Applause] you can hold that all right let's do it [Music] okay so one thing i know about babies is that they like to be comfortable but they also like to go really really fast so we're going to put it into m mode which unlocks 500 brake horsepower how you doing the little guy you good all right that has an electronically dampened suspension right so it's an awful one yeah it's not going to do anything yet no now you might think that 500 horsepower is a lot this guy would probably not say the same thing i think it's totally fine what is he doing right now we all agreed 50 miles an hour in a straight line i guess he's throwing the game he doesn't care since he's losing i'm gonna flip over my sandbox and go home yep that's him it's important for a baby to experience full development and to do that you need some g-forces every once in a while it's like probiotics really sometimes a little shake can cure what ails you oh nice my windshield wiper just fell off i don't think any car has ever summarized freddy tavares hernandez moore adorned as we have that is quite an insult i wouldn't let's let's be nicer to our friends babies love donuts that's a scientific fact okay now my engine temperature is at around 250 degrees and our baby might not be the most comfortable thing in the world but there's one thing that's very clear and that is one happy baby all right here's our results auto tempest texted them to me okay so i went first in the aston martin that spent a lot of time on surfaces like this but wasn't by no means built for it excuses i got 3.4 g's as a peak it's it's bad we won't beat around the bush here there aren't any bushes to do that with how much does it take to actually like kill a baby i think it's like five g's well it's interesting you say that because you actually hit 7.8 g's so so okay so my baby is done good uh that one absolutely gone you're reported to defect i will say it died doing what it loved it was very very happy so i i think i've heard that before somewhere uh all right tyler you reached a peak of 1.1 g's wow but a g-force is sudden acceleration and you just cruised along yeah that that it honestly looks like it would have almost no g's i may have sat on it like jostled it because my doors broke so you slightly crushed the baby but it's just a g that's that's not we'll kill it did it make the happy noise freddie described as you did that made a crunching noise yeah all right all right all right so you have won that now you're up two uh the third challenge that auto temp has presented us with says you're in the desert and it's lunchtime okay you must now use your cars to fend for yourself and cook the ingredients that will be provided the most thoroughly cooked meal will win oh it is hot our cars are filthy and i could eat oh what a cornucopia of delights we've got here is that a desert lunch i i this is a lunch for anywhere all right so uh we'll we've got chicken steaks and eggs you know tyler i bet that sunroof will cook an egg probably yes so now we have a lot of vegetables as well which i believe what we're supposed to do with them is that all right that's that's what i always do i need probably some asparagus because the gravity is going to go down if i make a border of it yes yes i think the steak should probably go on the only car qualified it's got a grill yeah it's got a grill built in that's a great idea i'll do that and you the chicken on the hood of the bmw black yeah it was getting a little hot so i think that's probably and you've got a hood vent it's just like a stove it's it's basically a barbecue that's it let's cook the main course some beef lovely cut here just slather on a good bit of butter really not any way to do too much we got these lovely hot hood vents [Music] listen at that sizzle boys we are in for a treat i am not the greatest cook in the world in fact i don't think i've ever cooked a piece of chicken in my life before how hard could it be so we have butter that is almost 100 melted so we will just just do that um that is really good and that gives a nice layer from the uh lots of dust so we're gonna put this chicken we're going to split it into nice little nuggets if you will and okay chicken's not supposed to do that let's just put it on the on the grill there we also want to give it a little bit of canola oil like you're spray painting a fender or something and when that is good and cooked then we'll put some barbecue sauce actually you know what let's do it right now why wait so let's just put a little dab good perfect that is a lot of flavor we are gonna have a very nutritious and efficient lunch welcome to cooking with hoovy and today we are going to cook an egg my favorite meal of the day now i have two methods of cooking an egg today on my sunroof one i'm going to build a border of asparagus the other one i'm going to cut a ring out of this vegetable here this vegetable will serve as the border for my egg so it does not run off my sunroof yes all right now let's crack an egg egg one in position stay stay it's not staying oh oh dear um we'll use this chicken to help it stay yes i'm feeling better about the second method here yes all right on the vegetable which will give it a nice poach oh the paint oh oh well i'll settle for a sunny side up with this but uh i'll let the sun do its work mother nature yes [Music] i feel like that's ready to eat teppanyaki tyler you are yes can you do an onion volcano yeah all right so this didn't work at all let me check my steak all right uh there is butter running down the hood i'm gonna give it a flip oh it's it it only indented it that looks ultra rare yeah yeah it's like a it's like a pokemon his eggs are too rare for arnold schwarzenegger this would give me all sorts of e coli and salmonella that would be blamed on the pet snake but you though i think you've you've cooked it i think it's time to demonstrate your expertise okay yeah let's let's try it [Music] delicious yes it's not the worst thing in the world it's not the best thing in the world either medium rare is exactly how i like my chicken you want to try no come on it's not that bad no i i know where those hands have been you don't want you don't want a a bmw hood chicken pink in the middle that's exactly what you want with your chicken breast that's it that's just the texture so uh mine mine's done neither of yours are so i feel like it goes to the right car uh absolutely not none of them are edible that's not safe you'll die i just ate it yeah and you will die from that this didn't work apologies tyler it was a valiant effort i tried and i could tell you've spent a lot of time in the kitchen thank you uh my steak is a failure and it's uh absolutely oh goodness gracious oh come on oh the the desert monster won't even eat that it's totally fine oh goodness gracious oh hold on i'm getting another text from auto tempest the worst part of the barbecue sauce ah your final build quality challenge will actually take place back at the rental house head back there and you'll see what we mean okay i suppose that's what we do um yeah just just power through [Music] it's it bones in it i could leave a dent we were thrilled that our cars had survived their torture testing thus far and even more thrilled to be escaping the desert heat back to the feng shui palace we went but i was still hungry and the cars were filthy all right guys i don't want to leave this dust and all the butter on my car for two terribly long i'm gonna swing in one of these spray washes on the way back to the house and get it blown off are you having trouble seeing ed this might be the dirtiest announcement mark has ever been other than the dbs that james bond ran through the quarry and broke the doors off with the sun in my face i am completely blinded by the dust and the eggs on the windshield completely freddie you know you can go a little faster i i want to go faster my car's uh not not exactly doing its thing did you break our present i feel like your present isn't exactly living up to the expectations that my maserati has set forth it's the maserati six of course it has oh is that what the m stands for yup that's right that's what it says on the front oh i just saw a pretty giant puff of dust come out of your right exhaust pipe there freddy uh it's not very happy right now hold on i'm gonna i'm gonna pull over here all right we're behind you and it's dead he killed another one at the door yes all right uh car broke what did you do what did i do what did you do i gave you a perfect car you gave me a car that is not a performance car at all it made it one day i gave you a beautiful present you abused it drove it wildly unaffectionately our cars are driving better than ever except for his door and you have destroyed another car you know there's a reason why i don't like these cars and this is exactly why they are the most unreliable performance car you can buy you brought the most unreliable performance car you can buy it was totally fine until the fire beacon of german reliability this really is the worst car you could have possibly thought to buy for him thank you thank you very awful this is exactly what they do yeah well he wasn't supposed to drive it that way i drove it like a bmw owner okay i drove it exactly the way this car is supposed to be driven i didn't see a single turn signal out there he is correct well is it hot uh i a little bit it's a it's a little hot yeah it's it's real hot dude it smell it smells a little bit like raw fuel yeah it was dumping dust and everything do you think you clogged the cats i don't think i clogged the cats from that i think it's probably because somebody negotiated a bad car you are the car killer so yeah um all right can i ride with one of you no no our benevolence has ended and we are going to go along wash our cars and you can thin for yourself are you being serious lots of things to raise money are legal in nevada [Laughter] will you really not give me a ride we saw you push it earlier you beat us all just go right ahead you've got it i don't know where i am it gets really cold at night that's not true that isn't true it gets really hot oh [Music] is that what you're gonna do now just rub it in my face ah crap with the m6 performing exactly as it would be expected to freddie got yet another chance to be the warranty meanwhile tyler and i made a quick pit stop to remove the dirt and cholesterol from our cars as the desert sun set over the land of a million light bulbs tyler and i decided we needed to see just how wonderful our cars would look blasting down the strip eventually though we made our way back to the auto tempest house to find our next challenge i see you made it yes yes i did yes so freddie hello push it real good yeah um it's real hard to push a car when you don't know where you're going well that's that's your fault auto tip has told us to gather in the grotto and in the grotto is this sacred elephant cold okay we're in a mansion sitting in the grotto i mean makes me think so my tech said that we would have an opportunity to experience each other's cars like never before oh yeah so i'm guessing [Music] yes i need an adult and i guess tomorrow we'll draw one of each other's keys and since this is part of our reliability test day i suppose it's up to us to find out everything wrong with each other's cars yes outside of the mechanical so like all the little buttons and things that don't work we can just tally them all up for a true quality test yes yes i hope you brought a cassette tape one of you because we'll need to find out uh-huh so somebody's gonna take your car and just completely destroy it well you know it could have a good day tomorrow the car goes both ways some days it's glorious it might be great tomorrow uh-huh well i guess we should get some sleep because tomorrow i'm going to get to enjoy a car with some air conditioning seriously [Laughter] next time on car truck i think we should just draw draw yeah yeah manly noises i don't see how tyler gets to win this thing when he brought the most normal car of us all you will meet a very qualified appraiser who will let you know if you actually got a good deal on these cars top of the hood no dead hooker in the trunk you have the most beautiful car ford ever made your car yeah makes me sick what it's appalling next week only one of us will win and that means the other two have to list their cars for sale on auto tempest but they'll be in good company with more cars available for sale than anywhere else on the internet auto tempest compiles all the cars from all the major listing sites to make it easier than ever to find your perfect car and if you're in the market check the link in the video description below autotempest.com all the cars one search you

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Length: 35min 17sec (2117 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 12 2020