- In my defense,
I was home alone. - (gasps) In our pool? - Yes, in my pool. My wife and my son
were off in Australia. (record scratches) ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - (React) I will give you
a list of things to read off, and you'll hold up a paddle
to indicate whether you have or have not done
that thing. - Oh my goodness. (laughs)
- Okay. - Never have I ever
gone skinny dipping, really? (both laugh) I have to state this
next to my son, really? - Not together! - Not together, not together,
not together. (laughs) - Even if the opportunity
came around, I don't think I would. - (React) Did you know
your dad had done it? - No! - Well, you know, in my defense,
I was home alone. - (gasps) In our pool? - My house, yes, in my pool.
Are you kidding me? - Never have I ever
cheated on someone. (bell rings) - Good job, dad. - Wow.
- Just had to throw that curveball. - Next please! (laughs) - Never have I ever
kissed a stranger. - Hmm. - (gasps) Dad!
I mean... - Pre-mommy, pre-mommy.
- Okay. - Mm, no. - I can't do it, I have not.
- No, me too, I can't either. - I always wonder how people
can even do one night stands. No judgment! - Hey, I had a life
before mommy, but pre-mommy, yes. - You still have a life with mom. She's gonna watch this,
and she's gonna beat you up. - Hi! Never have I ever
sent a sext. - This one, yes.
(bell rings) - Hmm.
- Hmm. - What's that? (bell rings) - To my wife, all the time. - Dad!
- What? (Kae laughs)
- Eh, that's really gross. - What's yours?
- Yes, yes! - Hmm. - Ken was in the military, okay?
- Ew, I don't wanna, ew! - So he was deployed for...
- I mean, I get it, but also, like stop.
- For like months and months. - I understand, but stop! Never have I ever kissed
more than one person in 24 hours. - Mm-mm.
- I'm not. - Not me. - I, no. - I've never even had
my first kiss, so. - I ain't about that. - Like, I just know so many people
that have, and I support my friends, 100%.
(Kae laughs) - You're gonna keep it
in the middle. - No, no no, I, no. - Never have I ever
gotten a tattoo. - I'm too young.
(bell rings) (Kae laughs)
- I already know that. - I've always wanted one. - I don't know why my mom
decided to get like a little Tinker Bell
on her tummy. - His tattoo's really nice. - It's a rosary, and I have it
along my right bicep. - I'd get a Tinker Bell tattoo,
because she dies when she doesn't get
enough attention. - Oh no. - Never have I ever
ditched school or work. - I have not.
I have never ditched school. - You better say I have not. - My mom used to pick me up
from school. - Like say you're going
and you don't go, and you lie about it,
that's what it means. Thank you. - I guess it's not like ditching, but sometimes I would have
no reason to, and I'd be like I need
a mental health day. (bell rings)
- Yeah, I'm sure I did. (bell rings)
- (gasps) Dad! - The attendance lady
became my best friend. - I had to give her a gift.
- My mom would give her gifts. - I would give her gifts
every end of the year. Never have I ever
snuck out of the house. (bell rings) - I don't recall doing that. - When did you move out again? - Yeah, shut up. (laughs) - I think I have, but it's
not like sneaking out, sneaking out. - Because she just won't
mention it me that she left. - Yeah, I'll just leave. - Not even your childhood house? - I was petrified
of my parents. - Oh, yeah, yeah,
his parents were really scary. - My parents would have
killed me. - Never have I ever
peed in a public pool. (bell rings)
(both laugh) (bell rings) - Of course I have.
- Of course, who hasn't? - I've peed in every pool
that I've been in, I'm sorry. - When you gotta go,
you gotta go! - You don't wanna get out
of the pool, you're having too much fun! - I've even peed on like water slides,
like as I'm going down, I'll like pee on the water slide. - I should've walked out
to the 10 feet, where the restroom was
and took care of something. - It's too far. - Especially like a lazy river
in a water park, you don't wanna get out. - That's so gross, but you know what,
you have to do it, sorry. - Never have I ever
stolen something. Oh, yeah.
(bell rings) - Wait, are we saying like
stolen someone's heart? - Oh God. You are such in a relationship
right now. - I haven't either. - Actually, wait.
I was like five, I was in Walmart, there was like this baby
little Buzz that I really wanted. I took him home. - Yeah, I did something
very small at a liquor store one time. - I've never been placed
in this situation, like we are blessed that we're
able to afford things. - We're honest people,
see the little halos right there? - Never have I ever
lied about my age. - Oh heck no,
I'm proud of my age. Oh no, have not. (bell rings) - I wear that like
a badge of honor. - You're lying.
- I didn't, I never lied about my age! - To go to like a Knott's Scary Farm,
you have to be a certain age, and apparently I looked young,
so like how old are you? And I didn't wanna say 13,
'cause that's the exact age you had to be,
so I said I was 14. ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - You can't do some things
on like Instagram or Discord, like you kinda have to say
that you're 18. - I've always been younger
for my grade. - Yeah, true. - So I would go to like
older people's parties, I'm not gonna be like yeah,
I'm 15 years old at this all 18 year old
senior party. - You know what, I've had friends
that had fake IDs. - (gasps) How did...
- I never needed that. - Nah.
- I had a friend that had a fake ID. - You had bad friends.
- From New Mexico. (laughs) - Never have I ever
smoked a cigarette. (bell rings) (Kae laughs)
- Ew, that's so disgusting, mother. - Absolutely not,
never in my life. I've never done drugs,
and I plan on keeping it that way. - Dad, put I have.
- I have. - During my generation
in high school everybody had a cigarette. - I would fully expect
someone, a late teen, or something like that
to have at least tried it. - But I only did it,
because you know, it was to look cool. - I have never done any drugs
in my life, period. - You've done...
- But I've done cigarettes and cigars.
- That's considered a drug. - And that's Nicotine,
it's not drugs, right, okay. - Never have I ever
gotten drunk. (bell rings) - Yeah, that was easy. - Half.
- What do you mean? - Because I've never got...
- This is the dumbest thing. - No no, you know why! - I've been offered a sip
of alcohol from family. - He only has like one or two
beers like at a party. I don't see him drink often. - I drink, not to get drunk,
so yes I have. - Getting tipsy is still
not sober. - Never have I ever
drunk dialed an ex? - First of all,
I've never been drunk, second of all,
I've never dated anyone. So I'm gonna go with
I have not. - No. - Drunk dialed?
No. (laughs) - Sober dialed...
- Yeah. (laughs) - No, I have not.
I had to think about that one. - Never have I ever gotten
into a physical fight. (bell rings) - I didn't know you got
into a fight, with who? - With my sister,
and then one time at school. - Max. - Oh, with your brother,
that doesn't count. - I've gotten in a girl's face
and screamed at her before, but I've never touched somebody. - This was the extent
of my fighting ability. - Yeah. (laughs) - Never have I ever gotten
in trouble with law enforcement. - First of all, I can't drive,
so I can't get in trouble by the police, second of all,
I've never been to a party, so I can't get like caught
holding anything. - Do parking tickets count?
(Kae laughs) - Yeah, but it was minor, I mean,
I got pulled over, so big deal. Never have I ever
used a fake ID. No. - (laughs) Wait, you have? - Fake ID. - I even got my cousin's
fake IDs back then. - You look 12,
so I mean it's... - Thanks, thanks. - Back in the days,
we knew exactly where to get it in Downtown L.A. - Never have I ever
lied to my parents. (bell rings) - All the time.
- All the time. - Yeah, yeah!
- Everyone done, every does. If you say you don't,
you're lying. - I've sometimes lied to my parents,
and never gotten caught. - My... - Never have I ever
talked to a stranger on the internet. (bell rings) - Duh. - I mean, does
Instagram DMs count? - Yeah.
- Okay, then yeah. - Have I initiated it?
No. - If they're at like a dance
competition this weekend, and they're like you did so good,
I'll be like thank you. But no, I've never like had
a full-on conversation with someone. - No. - No offense, some of
you guys are weird! (Jason laughs) - Never have I ever blacked out.
I have not. (bell rings) - I have not, no. - Just don't do that.
- Yeah. - (laughs) Just don't. - I've been close.
(Kae gasps) Mommy, you know that! She picked me up from
the club one time, and I was just like yakking. Never have I ever
tried marijuana. - Yeah.
(bell rings) - Come on, Jayka,
if you're thinking about it... - I've never like smoked,
but like, gummies? (bell rings)
- Gummies? - Like I said earlier,
48 years of my life. Never done any drugs in my life,
so I'm proud to say that with a smile on my face. - It doesn't work on me though,
so I was like this is dumb. - There's gummies? - Or no, it just...
- Brownies, I know brownies. - No, it's gummies. - (React) For our next round,
I'm gonna give you each a few chances to come up
with your own questions. I leave it up to you,
this is optional, you do not have to, but if there's anything
you wanna ask each other, now's your chance. - That's, oh...
- That's bad. - I'm trying to think what
I would really think of outside of what you've
already asked. (laughs) - Never have I ever
told you I was somewhere else, when I wasn't. - No.
- Okay. - Never have I ever
put something in my butt. - Really? - Hey, you gave me
full range for this one. - (laughs) Wow. - Have you ever seen
anything inappropriate on your phone, and deleted it because you
didn't want me and your mom to see it? - No. - No.
Wow, why? - Ew!
- Hey, I'm just asking. - Dad, who would go on that? - 'Cause when I was a kid...
- Oh my God, please stop. - That was something hard
to get ahold of. - Oh.
- And now, as a kid, it's in your fingertips. - That's all I wanted to know.
I'm good now, I'm good. - He's a teenager,
come on. - We have a really good
relationship. - I think we have
a pretty good relationship. - Sometimes he's annoying,
but other than that, I love the kid. - We are transparent.
- Yeah. - And honest with each other. Most of the time, just kidding.
- I trust her. I trust her most of the time.
- Yeah. - Yeah, I trust her. - Love you girl, girlie pop.
- Yeah. Girlie pop bestie.
That's what we call each other. - Thanks for watching this episode. - Never have I ever...
- Subscribed to REACT. - (both) Thanks for watching!
Bye! - Listen here, viewers.
If you hate on my pops, I will come to your house
and beat you up, okay? He is...
(whispers) How old are you? - I don't know. - He's somewhere in his 40s.
