TeamFourStar DragonBall Z Abridged Season 3 Wrath of Dr Gero (Extended DBZA Fan Edit)

don't be a dummy give them your money plus time on Dragon Ball Z abridged mom this is an intervention love you I'll support you but your manner of raising me has been too strict and too much like my Newton I know that you love me but it seems your own way of expressing it is theoretical math and organic chemistry so please the tiger mom back in the cage and then maybe dad will come home and that's why we're on the lookout but it kinda seems like you've got another thing going on we are the spice boys so stop and move over because we're about to spice up your life I am spice hey damn vinegar and my name is is tarde excuse like mustard come on guys please don't make a big deal out of this it's cultural okay I shorten vinegar all the time but you don't hear me calling myself a weenie damn it you going to get us in trouble again don't make us kick you out like we did with Baby Spice my time you know I and uma it's an ultimate concern but two checks under weight garlic Junior weren't you trapped in another dimension never to escape yes I escaped right a commie and released the black autumn mist upon the planet it's actually something Popo has been fermenting for the last couple hundred years he says it's great for faith pens and [ __ ] chugging yeah and now with the help of the makea star Wiccan to wipe out all of the Earth's defenses piccolo and he'd beat up second foreign Frieza okay he's all battles now you and I are gonna have a real gasps the long-term effects of mustard gas on soldiers in World War two was horrific by the way was World War one right I know you just like you start saying World War and you just kind of want to say - you know it's like with terminator everybody knows there's a first one but everybody's always oh my god are you okay man I'm glad we skipped this the first time Gina he can help us apparently he went out to space to find your dad poor I have checked everywhere except for planet y'all drat and papa wait a minute my floating in space man there's a good thing I'm in a part of the HELOCs you where there's a hare I told you [ __ ] don't worry watch my loving you got a feel we actually hated them not really heartbroken over if I've been using this HBO go accountant while I'm not in the game of Thrones I'm really enjoying so guys what should we do with this hand we haven't done it forever people [ __ ] love them and we make the table games for each but enjoy maybe I don't know Kurt what do you think [Music] joking no it's weird now made it weird now I'm hungry [Music] please mr. pickle don't let the black water miss control you no no no we we gave him cocaine did you not hear us well it's a spice spice of life mr. Popo leaves it lying around I made french toast the other week and it was a bad time well at first it was a really good time very productive day but then it wasn't I want some coke toast [Music] getting a little heavy-handed with the social commentary oddly the art should be controversial man actually hold on want to see something gross all right man Jesus I'm sure there's more around here somewhere I've had one intervention today I will not have another okay this place is killing my high I'm out are you [ __ ] me right now you know what fine I'm a strong independent demon who don't need imagine this for banishing me before you shall suffer that same gruesome fate forever van wait like I just did it again didn't I I literally just did the exact same thing that got me an L last time what am i doing this is exactly what my therapist told me not to do we're very proud of you for seeking help I'm doing it with me I appreciate the support anyway nobody move nobody do anything I'm going to close it up and then I'm going to let my immortality wear you down if you waiting huh [Music] just watch me dream well I certainly wouldn't like and subscribe to that why did that Bell icon to stay updated with notifications definitely wouldn't check out any page on eBay the following is a non profit fan-based parody Dragon Ball Dragon Ball Z in Dragon Ball GT are all owned by Funimation toy animation Fuji TV and the kira Toriyama please support the official release hey yamcha thanks for coming by picking up the rest of your stuff hey no problem I mean didn't have to you know throw out most of it yeah you were dead and it was taking up space much like your corpse did you bury me anyway Barry so bomb how's the single life treating you it's been nice actually had a dream about Vegeta last night it's what we were walking in a park slot okay first off we're not even dating second of all I don't even like him third he's probably running out of fuel soon so God knows if we'll ever make it back pump back [ __ ] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey you've got a lot of nerve coming back here oh la neat I'm not tipping don't you remember who I am we fought when you know I bought Kakarot Napa pot everyone else well except for that one scrub who got killed by a cyber dare you to come over here and laugh at me ah yes II know we can laugh together okay seriously we have enough to clean up without a pool of Yama's urine you come with me what why because you need a shower I could smell you from East City find the B campus as a dry clean only no seriously they lose their elasticity let's meet the man single-handedly responsible for remembering most of the entire gang is taking shower in the other room neat is not the first word that comes to mind okay so I just got a look at Vegeta's ass and besides being surprisingly nice he's got this weird hole uh yeah even boys of those boma no you idiot I mean a hole above that one you mean he's a chick woman where's the cleansing powder we don't have that here we have so the hell is so it's that yellow block they're made of animal fat that sounds awesome nothing like what you just said okay I changed my mind this is pretty neat is that the beta male no really just got here oh god they're breeding I swear the only thing I hate more than weaklings is the color pink there it is the home of the brute who dared laid hands on my darling little angel yes daddy what a pretty little blue pearl it is what was it called actually it's pronounced really but there's an A in it I'm just going to keep calling it er it doesn't really matter anyway soon it'll have a brand new name vacant lot still ticked off about this shirt no I'm well yes actually I'm absolutely livid but that's not the point that idiot Kakarot failed Frieza still alive ciaossu do you feel that there are two enormous power levels approaching the planet yeah I was gonna ask you to hold off on that this time you know we just have to carve out an area and then we'll start building the hey you feel that Raisa okay I'm right here please stop yelling calm down now you sure it's him go hard once you had a man inside of you you know when he's coming where's my suit woman where is my same suit match [Music] alright judging by how quickly as power level is closing in he should be here in about a so I need to talk to you about Bulma you cannot be serious look we're not dating anymore but still she's a really close friend and you are actually doing this right now oh great and she's here too why don't all you idiots just start showing up zoo huh looks like we got here in time oh hey Vegeta what nice shirt and there it is now all we need is the namekian we'll have the whole potpourri apathetic I've been here the whole time actually Oh what do you want a medal nice shirt kiss my ass green man yeah that's the kind of shirt that really screams Oh [Music] [Music] he's landing over there wait now he's pulling back no now he's going back that way what's he doing now son if this is anything like that jockstrap incident we do what did he pops did so as anyone else noticed that there are two power levels around the same strength on that ship yeah it's probably his dad he has a father makes sense everyone has a dad cept me huh your dad's dad those yours so essentially we have two opponents of equal strength that my father could only beat after fulfilling an ancient alien prophecy does anyone in particular know exactly what they're doing here besides trying not to lose it cuz we're so screwed are we gonna chill this is completely crazy why did I come here again we're going to die you know if he weren't doing it I would we don't need Kakarot or anyone else you have enough bad ass saying on your team as it is now if you'll excuse me you can all just sit on your hands when I go up there and take care of business all right maybe we could hide our power levels sneak closer to them survey the situation from up close and preps catch them by surprise y'all a [ __ ] well son is this what you were expecting my god this is droll was so far out in the space did a day dicks there's not even a space RadioShack much less a space Best Buy Circuit City are you alright yes daddy just processing and wouldn't you know it no place to buy more RAM but I won't lie daddy I'm absolutely ecstatic when that filthy monkey arrives back on the planet he'll return not to the smiling faces of his dear friends and family better to close an adult reduce genocide speaking of which soldiers the scavenger hunt will proceed as such normal human heads are worth 1 point namekian heads are worth 20 building are stayin brats 50 and if you find any miserable odious insubordinate full-blooded monkey garbage you win well off you go so how many points are those alright frees us just over this an explanation now before we move in we need a plan so here it is all of you will attack from the front and while you're being slaughtered how flank you taking him from behind and securing the kill ready right no yeah no personally I don't think Ballmer should be here a battlefield is no place for a lady and yet you're sticking around I'm serious I worry about her safety and as my close personal friend possibly even besties I think we need to consider explain to yamcha here what 10 pounds of torque does to a human ear rips it off very good Gohan die so is this him sweetie is this the man who heard you sir no daddy this is a new one so you must be Fry's ax actually it's Lord Frieza really then why is there an eye in it there isn't huh gonna have to fix that one when I get back then anyway I'm here to kill you not five minutes on this wayward Rock and we already have a volunteer here here dead man soldiers do your jobs Lord Frieza with all due respect this sounds like insubordination he just turned an entire squad into a pile of limbs and that sounds like it's not my problem man move your bitching [ __ ] ass over [ __ ] what power level of fire [ __ ] ain't nobody got time for that were they right consider that a warning either leave now or die who is that an ultimatum I love ultimatums is mine either diner is for dying to be what what just happened give it a second no really they're just no no hold on yeah it took me a whole three months to get that one down they make it look a lot easier than it really is real hard part was that guy's armor go into a doesn't man against me for instance that one missed a spot Lord Frieza you know that was the last minion right who cares we have more at home no I mean now we have no one to fly the ship I can fly it son we do not fly ourselves flying is for the help so curious what's with all the spare parts sticking out of you impudent little these are not spare parts what you are looking at is the ultimate culmination of science and nature oh wow I've never seen that before you know the only reason you continue to breathe is because I need something to entertain me until the super saiyan arrives oh really because if it's a Super Saiyan you looking for I can fill the part oh you hear that daddy I could fill the part it's like a five-year-old trying to play police officer or like how you play pretty pink princess daddy you're not in front of the malcontents but it's so cute when you do it I haven't done that since I was eight eight eight eight my quinceanera [Music] that's that's my dad you sure go on either that or he just felt breezes mom we were just thought of freezin with boobs really I'm the only one yes he must never know those eyes is that the famous [Music] [Music] all right get down here I'm going to go space triple-a and have them to us thank you very much what what brizel what did you do daddy not now [Music] well Frieza looks like you drop the ball drop to the ball you almost destroyed the whole planet there sorry I it goes a little bit carried away doesn't matter now though our little Super Saiyan is dead AJ's had a very big if you're trying to be clever your soul [Music] [Applause] Oh finally here oh yes [Applause] [Music] and here that is brain guys I think that person is a super sin like Hallie is spiky cold hair incredible power you don't know that he's a Super Saiyan maybe he's superhuman huh maybe you slackers just haven't been trying hard enough says the non Super Saiyan God oh well you win some you lose some children yeah okay sorta that you'd be a little more pissed Oh blinding me so mind if I see your sword what why I just wish to hold it no oh come on be neighborly I'm not your neighbor I also think I hate you look after what you did I can fit what's left of my son into a meat pie let me see your stupid sword fine see nothing nefarious I just wanted to inspect the craftsmanship off his mild temper testy care Giorgio you insolent well still not sure if you hate me and actually that pretty much sealed it like a deal if you spare my life um keep your planet three planets - it off you just went down good work team hey there guys this guy I'm about to go me Goku just follow me wait did he just say my dad wait Gohan we don't know if we can trust this guy I also brought snacks but the bible does say love thy neighbor you're a Buddhist [Music] my 300 meters Northwest then plant near idiot Rock so that's what they called it more idiot trainer [Music] now I'm sure you're all wondering why I brought you here to kill us to kill sax Goku is going to land near here in approximately three hours until then let's eleventh rink I've got soda beer and heat app isn't it a little early to start drinking hey five o'clock was twenty hours ago no stranger what's your name can't say well mister can't say I'm Crillon that's not funny what isn't so you know my dad right well sort of really I've just heard a lot about him it's kind of hey like just gonna throw this out there you're really cute well you know my mom always said I was a cute kid yes you can by the way that jacket is awfully familiar yeah I even made it myself capsule Corp logo even cut it short to show off my midriff if he's never met him before how the hell does this kid know or Kakarot is going to land and he can't actually be a dad saying whether he's a liar or maybe wait a second did someone break the last me tab I'll tell you [Music] she'll sue we only have to wait a little while longer we'll say hello to Goku and then we'll go home only if you're good [Music] what what are you looking at what do you like what you see yeah that's right eyes yourself I don't swing that way I'm a real man so do you think the carpet matches the drapes what it was a legitimate question I mean a legitimate question whatever it's just very personal I mean do yours yeah what it's called manscaping it's weird it's my genic hey mr. pickle yeah I was wondering why didn't you go with the rest of the namekians to your home planet oh I don't know why don't you just go to Vegeta with the rest of the Saiyans hey I've already got one hitting on me over here I don't need another oh thank god all right everybody Goku should be landing any moment now well I don't see him so you're wrong I think you've been lying to us the whole time there's no way you could that could be anyone [Music] I can't believe you guys are all still alive I mean I swore freezer was gonna Yamcha at least one or two of you speaking of which I am Chuck hey so which one of you guys ex-navy old freezer frame well Kakarot while you were off bumming around in space I took charge of the situation gathering up your planet's measly excuse for fighters and spearheaded an assault on right over here oh you you old so-and-so it's been so long since I uh I I mean you we've never met before oh thank god or call me your king Kai I don't know the whole thing is screwing actually if it's okay with you I'd like to talk to you in private oh okay one minute guys I know but I gotta go talk to this purple stranger okay tops don't be nervous he's just a normal guy just introduce yourself so your sin will come right damn it I'm son Goku yes roll with it I'm trunks nice to meet you trunks huh so you're the one who won't freeze er yes I was actually wondering how did he survive Namek well I kind of maybe sorta kept letting him go yeah probably a bad call if I hadn't shown up all your friends would be dead oh boy but dragon wouldn't be happy about that one oh so I'm curious when you fought Frieza you were a Super Saiyan correct Oh super duper Super Saiyan well can you show me I barely know you but I guess so kind of tickles yep that's a Super Saiyan all right so now that you show me yours I'll show you mine what happened it's yellow so is yours [Music] long spiky hair incredible aura well Vegeta now the Goku is here to compare we can finally say for sure that that kids are super utter one more word and no dragon alive will be able to fix when I do to you so Tian have you've been lifting cuz you are jacked yeah who knows maybe I'll be the next Super Saiyan so a Super Saiyan - huh that's cool tip Crillon dying for me to become one wait did something happen to chrome while I was gone ah no but seriously hell's Crillon it's just like my mom said you're absolutely amazing Goku now I know that I can reveal to you my secret a secret I love secrets I'm awful at keeping them though like be worst um oh but don't worry I'll totally keep this one though I promise on krill ins life okay you're right I promise on bulma's life you promise on my mother's life I can't believe it I was only gone for a year and a half and already a super sin kids go up so fast these days no wait you don't understand yeah what next thing you're gonna tell me is that the Cheetahs your daddy oh my gah my guy man good for them I'm gonna go over there right now and congratulate them from the future for realsies for realsies well listen three years from now on the 12th of May at approximately 10:00 a.m. on an island nine miles off of South City two creatures will appear a pair of manmade monstrosities human half machine science from the now defunct red ribbon army good androids actually the technical term is cyborgs Androids look my point is they're dangerous each of them on their own dwarf even Frieza with their power and and they kill everyone as in petite captain the only ones that survivor myself my mother and Gohan oh wow wait even mention Yamcha oh I mean he dies but see after he found out that my mother was pregnant with Vegeta's child he sort of dark wait what about me I don't know how to tell you this but you don't make it to the battle either you die of heart failure the year before what why how high cholesterol from what according to the coroner too much bacon you take that back but listen in the future my mother eyes develop medication that will help level your cholesterol is it grape flavored I don't know yes I don't like great then it's bacon flavored yay well now that we all know that settled I better get back to the future it was interesting to meet my mom and dad as I said before I really need you to keep that a secret one little slip-up and I suddenly may not exist wait but if you don't exist then you don't come back in time but then you could never tell me which means I'd never know you'd still be born and why does everything smell like copper I tentatively leave this in your hands Goku trained well until we meet again Oh [Music] what a nice young lady now get my story straight Goku what was that all about guys androids yeah and May 25th May 12th at 10 p.m. nine miles nine miles nine miles off of north south south city to androids will appear May 12th at 10:00 a.m. my miles of the south city in three years I heard everything we so tell everybody oh ho I won't I will shut up now okay according to the kid we all died of these androids in the future we have three years to Train before they arrive well maybe they'll kill all of you but I'm not afraid of any omen touted washing machines by the time they show up I'll crush them without a thought hey Gina my shirt all right you think is a good color on you just take the compliment ah there he is well it's time for me to leave I'll see you all again in three years your time but hopefully you won't need me father I hope to get to know you a little better next time mother I hope to get to know you a little less [Music] hello my name is trunks and this is my story I mean I was baby during this part so the details are a little unclear what happened your dad is dead for good I'm told those were my first words son-of-a-bitch and those were my second but he just got back from his training after getting back phonemic after getting back from his training after being dead and with the death of Goku his family and friends were left to mourn for approximately six months leaving the fate of the earth with little hope [Music] over the next 13 years the androids would destroy a small town after a small town working their way up maybe that's why we reacted the way we did starting us off this hour with sports the college battle ball Association has had to disband entirely as opposed to the players and associate colleges have been destroyed by the San boom speaking of which in cyborg News currently speak Greek affair is under seized by the mechanical threat put on the brighter side by beloved fiance besides it's a freakin burn oh but super laning AB stakes again I miss country mom do you believe in destiny I'm a scientist so no but break a brick is only 30 miles from here if I hurry I could save someone or you could die like your father why do you say that every time I want to go fight them because you 113 I'm 37 and I am all alone my mother had been 37 for 10 years no means no and in the sky god bless him hey 18 you keeping score why would I be doing that you said no you said hey check this [ __ ] out then jumped in a car ha come on sis is this about the shop earlier oh man you wouldn't believe this hall this is my little city shop they always have the best brand why did you blow it up they were giving me free clothes didn't give me nothing it was a woman's clothing store I am perfectly secure is that why you dye your hair don't hate I wasn't sure if I'd be able to do anything at all but I had to at least try to stop their chaos unfortunately I was too late damn it but too late but as I want the ruins of that demolished city they here of my time and face the face of him all I could say was I believe it was profound you remember a time before this going on what was it like well when I was a toddler my uncle showed up kidnapped me and then mr. piccolo killed him and my dad then mr. piccolo kidnapped me the sands showed up killed a bunch of people including mr. piccolo then we went to Namak a bunch more people died we came back then my dad died again then all my friends died and now everyone else is dying but it was better right no well I can help I'm saying just like you I've got one mr. piccolo what I said from now on you shall be my pupil and you will call me mr. Gohan oh okay would you like to stay for dinner mr. Gohan mr. Gohan would drugs are you home or should I change my dating profile them single mother to just single because one gets more hits Oh Gohan long time no see Bulma so go on you staying the night we got plenty of room here but you know no extra beds so we'll have to share I'm good well worth a shot who's hungry you wouldn't believe how hard it is to get produce nowadays luckily we have our own greenhouses don't ask me where I get the protein from though can't talk eating oh you were just like your father in what regard well you're strong and brave and look at you in that ghee it was the only thing he left me oh that's sweet over the next few weeks don't run would begin training me focusing on make me a super sandwich his methods were dodgy dodge I said why here clean yourself up you know if you think I'm rough you should have trained with mr. piccolo you really looked up to him didn't you yeah he was like the father I never had you know speaking of dads mom never talks about mine you knew him right what was he like [Music] he had a lot to prove go on would never talk much about his family apparently his mother and grandfather lived alone in the woods how are you doing sweetheart I should be a grandmother you know oh there should be a grandmother with a Nobel prize-winning son but what am i a widow with a son who never talks to me and it's possibly dead you eat you uh so I'm just gonna sit here and get this baby sweater sue is dinner happening bring my husband back maybe go on will continue pushing me harder and harder day and night to become a Super Saiyan that's it look at him mr. piccolo he's almost ready what do you think I think the only real training you'll ever get in this world is on the battlefield you're right the next day the cyborgs would attack super world you two you can't cut the line do you not know who we are if you'd like to get all the rides faster we do have a Fastpass system that's only 79 hundreds nu this is my idea theme parks [Music] yeah you know when you can fly these rides don't really seem that fun well if you're already bored why not try taking a ride on my fist Wow you want a minute to rephrase that there chief nope I'd rather take that minute to kick your ass okay now see that's better now trunks I want you to just sit back and spectate unless they team up on me in which case jump in I can't help but feel like I'm willfully unprepared for this and that's exactly what we prepared for this would be my first real battle but I've never seen anyone fight so fiercely always tell me stories about the fights protest those screaming in costumes but as soon as dawn gave me up from where damn he's pissed today you think it says time of the month huh it's funny cuz you're a chick I can't believe you brought a kid to a battle super irresponsible she wasn't wrong I'm not afraid of you I can take care of you myself all right however was now what do you think you hit like a girl well you're not wrong [Music] well [ __ ] think he got away I don't know we can't sense life energy seriously what was the point of not giving us that ability seems like an intentional design flaw you asked me oh well scorched earth scorched earth rocks trap baskets Oh pain Oh everything's in pain yeah everything but my left doc ah man yeah too bad I'm not Anna mekin be really handy right about now but I'll just settle on the next best thing and use the sense of beans being singular uh well that's disappointing looking for male mid to late thirties black spiky hair not too tall loves to work out hey mom what is it truck what do you know about reattaching arms that I can't find Oh sweetie so have you learned anything today the only good cyborg is a dead cyborg ah you really are your father's son now stronger and more motivated than ever that was back to training as soon as Gohan was able again though I think he was still a little sore come on trunks just imagine losing someone or something close to you like your arm just trust me really freaking sucks all right take five unfortunately I wouldn't transform in time so go on do you usually hang out in wastelands what do you mean this is where I live oh it's nice I think you're really close you know it just needs something to push you over the edge well you always tell me to use the pain of loss but I've never really lost anyone for me it's my greatest source of anger I just think about losing Crillon or mr. piccolo your dad but yeah sure and then it just builds up inside until finally it explodes yeah like that only metaphorically my cyborgs mr. come on we have to go no trucks you stay here this time we both know you're not ready mr. Goldman you only have one arm what can you do with one arm you know what you're right what can I do with only one arm Thank You mr. kilowatt that I can do that with one arm now what can I do to the cyborgs with one arm use the maken cosa Paul you never taught me that use it you know what I'm bored well we could find another city no I mean like bored of this whole Great destroyer stick you know destroying things killing people it's just boring yeah it's kind of lost its luster after you like an entire genre of music off the face of the earth what's left you know what I always wanted to do like since before all this be a park ranger you want to range a park now yeah living outdoors communicating with nature shooting poachers yeah I think I'm [ __ ] okay you know what that's it I'm killing every human every one then I'm gonna arrange this [ __ ] out of that Park neither of you are leaving here alive I'm stronger than I was before yeah also lighter looks like you dropped some weight since last time five ten pounds I don't know how much does an arm way got a handed to you though pretty ballsy coming after us all asymmetrical like that but four hands are better than one long story short you're gonna die no this isn't where my story ends this is where Gohan story ends well this is it mr. piccolo but at least we still have trunks I trained him just like you wanted you know I'm not actually here right oh no [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] come on [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] all right mom I got the rest of the supplies for the time machine and stupid grandpas in here to help you build it yeah unfortunately he's still off searching the cosmos for new Namek by god is that it after all these so until your grandpa returns just me that's close to here trunks I know what you're thinking but let me just finish the thymus you don't have time for that that's what the machine is for listen I'm stronger now I'm a Super Saiyan so what's going on and look how that turned out oh so now you're just replacing dad with Gohan trust me I tried [Music] I'm going now be safe and so hung with the sword given to me by tappy on which is a whole other story I raced off to fight the sidewalks one last time we all wrapped up then yep looks like we're out of people to kill here why don't you try me wait did you just ask us to kill you no as in fight me I'm sorry do we know you yes you murdered my math oh wait hold on I don't take to this day I'm still not sure why I did what I did maybe it was grief maybe it was puberty maybe I just had something to prove a young pamphlet super-safe armed with nothing but a sword and his guests unfortunately a few minute half saying might just be an audience to half prey and have stupid I did it remind you of you-know-who now that you mention it I do see the resemblance but I'm like good old righty he's still got both arms hey sunshine coffee you're still alive good boy why why are you doing this the question isn't why kid it's why not I mean who's going to stop us not those guys 17 years ago not all winner and certainly not you you yeah now it's sad and now it's no longer guys [Music] wait a sec this kid looked familiar to you sis yeah he was at the amusement park or stumpy OH who's a little survivor you are yes you are let's fix that shall we you stepped in front of it what is I still have no idea how I survived drunk sweetie you waking up mom am i alive how long was I out well I finished the time machine oh yes that long yeah which means you got two options you take another swing at the cyborgs or you use the time machine to go save Goku I want to sleep Goku trunks I want to save Goku good boy all right they haven't been back in two days I can't believe they took my house all that's left is the spam and the pork rinds I have long since made peace with this I'm just glad we're still alive oh thanks to my submarine the USS maquette speaking of which oh now I've been minute - no I freaking knew it 17 years 17 years you're been holding on to that one you don't know the patients I have didn't answer my question either [Laughter] after recovering a few months I was finally ready oh my jacket looks so good on you all the girls in the past you're just gonna love it thanks mom so this is it I can't believe I finally get to meet history's greatest hero yeah Goku might not be exactly how you think so do temper your expectations hey Dad I finally get to meet dad oh [ __ ] you do huh I mean just be yourself sweetie and everything will turn out okay all right mom hi MA next time you see me this is the acai board free world unless this actually operates a multiverse theory in which case [Music] and multiverse theory it is [ __ ] huh hey there he is [Music] well it's time for me to leave I'll see you all again in three years your time but hopefully you won't need me Father I hope to get to know you a little better next time mother I hope to get to know you a little less [Music] by the way I can teleport what yep check it but aren't those know who just comes no for glasses Master Roshi's on the whole other side of the world yep yep I just got to imagine mmm poof there I go learned it out in space oh yeah sort of forgot the obvious question there but how did you survive muffin but same up in button but it was there's science and stuff see what some freezers [ __ ] when the planet exploded the month is actually came to seal around me but protecting me and feeding me all the way to yard rat and that is the place where I crashed the yardies were awfully nice they nursed me back to health and even made a ship for me to come roll in they also kept feeding me they're sick so now I can teleport so if you could teleport and you knew Frieza was coming why didn't you teleport to freeze his ship and stop him I kind of wanted to give you guys a chance please don't make a habit of that no promises looks like we left to put ourselves through the training of our lives if we hope to stand a chance against these androids have to do any of that hear me out we just have to gather the Dragon Balls have the dragon tell us where to find the guy who's making the androids find him then murder that son of a [ __ ] in cold blood as much as I love the phrasing of that I'm gonna have to say no and by no I mean hell no are you kidding me you heard piccolo none of you survived and I as a Super Saiyan relish the challenge you're a Super Saiyan Vegeta show me die well yeah I just I don't tell me you're not in the mood what does that third eye make you psychic no but it does help me see [ __ ] hey you know what do you know to be fair I'm with Vegeta on this one I want to fight me some androids I haven't had a good fight since freezer wait so the first thing we do after you get back after being gone for a year and a half is train I know I'm excited too yeah okay well guess that settles that no fire commands at the ocean over and over see you on three years good nav you back Goku suppose we'll get moving on - come on boy Yamcha yeah you're my friend oh thank you man so want to go drive cars bitchin [Music] look they went their separate ways to prepare for the upcoming threat however a few of them would find roadblocks oh come on chichi don't you come on chichi me your gun up and God knows where space refused to let the dragon take you home and the first thing you asked for when you get back oh hey GG mind if I take our baby for to go train to fight some monster robots Androids and the first thing I ask the battle is dinner no no to dinner or no - Gohan oppa chichi don't be like that I can't believe your moms letting you go camping with us after that whole Namek thing well I have to make the excuse that I'm studying fauna I have to chart down 12 different species of fern wow that smells fantastic what's in there you know just some essentials carrots potatoes or this holts all what stranger if you let me go I shall grant you one wish I wished for you to be my dinner don't cook out a big one this time actually something feels look what I got right here as a space Frenchman I must say I find this food completely detestable the book is completely overcooked hey you get away from my food my friend my to emergency foods and my son in that order well I believe that is a monkey we are looking for wait what are you just saying boy he said your monkey we're looking for I all right just tell me who you are I am having the worst case of Dejon mustard right now [ __ ] [ __ ] mr. twilly we have this under control they took us three months to get here I am not staying in this ship Fraser ha you think this is Frieza no he is cooler cooler than freezer you must be ice-cold no that would be my father oh is that your son yeah imma kill it don't you do it I'm a door it's guilt [Music] so who thinks he's dead dead that boys there is mud well too bad hi Stein your paychecks search the forest I didn't say stop dad wake up please oh you go hon do you have a caress coz I'm starving uh where are we anyway we're hidden in a cave no one can find us so we should be safe and now the perfect place for a shopping mall we'll have a cigarette shop it back at restaurants in Apulia Museum and a movie theater only showing films starring genre know who I'm French oh I see a bunch of idle hands just standing around so mm-hmm where's the body well Monsieur cooler he is most likely even vaporized much like a good portion of the forest really because until I see a body I believe my brother did a better job at killing him than you by the end of this I'll have someone's corpse tied to the bumper of my ship another dead rabbit I swear to god I'm gonna kill you he's saying they're trapped under the rocks Gohan Goku you out there we're trapped under the rocks wait why didn't need my help can't goku benchpress a planet damn rocks alright Gohan here's the plan take Icarus to Korins tower so you don't alert their Scouters pick up some sense of beans we're go ku and hurry back hey why am I going because last time I hung out with him I totally forgot what his name wasn't just kept calling him whiskers the Wonder cat the whole time it was really awkward Nolan what smells like dragon's breath shame Goku lots and lots of shame come on Icarus not much longer corner doing I told you to use the brush before you got in the shower your hair comes up the drain and I told you to stay out of my kitty treats seriously different cats why do you eat them I swear the only reason I live here is because it's rent-free the only reason I'd let you live here is because you'll get the best belly rubs for 100 miles don't see the afraid of the kid what you should be proud you know how to rub this [ __ ] real good can't I have my Senzu beans sure fine here hey those are my sensual babes you can't just there's another one you break that's it I'm done grab your stuffing get off my powers you guys keep moving go home your statem off you were the one screaming your head off I want one I told you I got ready for kids yeah when will you be ready I don't know okay huh it's working Goku why yeah that's right chichi pour that maple syrup all over my breakfast you beautiful lady who lives in my house you know I know you like flying fast but maybe we should be more careful now okay [Music] I think I got this one pretty one stupid one one with weird powers boy I appreciate that when I say I'm winsome than pretty my powers are nuts it's weird okay I take it back you're all stupid someone check the clock cuz I believe it's go time [Music] [Music] babbling fool you with anybody [Music] good you can do that baby I'm going to go get that child you finish them up and bring the body back to Pune you know how he like that bun money me but not bunny not know what this rides me of that scene from Return of the Jedi not now [Music] we can do that yeah I forget about them sometimes - Star Wars lightsaber lightsabers don't stick out of people's arms totally making the same you in servants log you may have killed our men but he won't let you get away with this oh really and who's he let's see who the Capitol Lakes by the way Goku okay I've got a fever Oh what's the only prescription is Icarus what nagging need is yummy and I really want it in my tummy dad I'm back what took you so long I lost Icarus halfway here but I have the sense of being slob but those are bland and tasteless now my experience cooking actually makes them worse oh I'm sorry I saw you risking your life for those and I thought well sons must be important please them they were important smell weird don't worry dad you take cooler and now to lazy cook the grits the king of gongs what whose power level is that it's going off the scale what's the only one inside was the giant monkey owns it big sacrebleu could it be legendary super swine so I really don't think I appreciate you beating on my friends and family so wait which one does constitute friend or family I'm going to guess friend considering piccolo you give him here oh I wouldn't go anywhere near him if I were you he seems to have come down with a terrible case of explosion contagious unfortunately after I kill you I'm going to get the whole planet a terrible case of explosions so basically I'm going to blow the planet Gill kill a tech mode activate [Music] I see how you handled my little [ __ ] brother so easily [Music] and Magister history of my family Wow I'm sorry about your dad oh don't even get me started again well I assure you if I ever have a son I'll treat him better really it's my brother's fault pissing and moaning if he didn't own every galaxy and didn't he just Fram along daddy monkey yes daddy monkey that oh that is just him that is exactly him - Appy see though that's the difference between him and I he liked to talk I on the other hand tonight I dine on monkey soup I'm about Mia Thomas tree that all you got want to hear to do it look at you wasted and gasping for air but you don't get to donate but your planet is an Ashes then you have my permission to die [Music] I'm gonna call you three Yama Toyama no you were taken before your time [Music] go Toriyama teacheth dinosaur to write a fall [Music] I see and this must be the power you use to kill my brother well don't think that oh no not going anywhere for a while gratis Snickers I can't help but feel were both missing some context here well alright if you insist by the way before I threw this thing [Music] [Applause] see this is just the difference my brother would have stood around postulating and claiming his victory like some hearty grain award child I know what it takes to get the job done which is my father's death that's fine go ahead you lifted up so just mend [Music] I know there's some kind of futuristic irony to consider here but I found too distracted by the coldness of space wait no no it's actually the huge sort of toaster oh [ __ ] now it's really getting toasted smart burger because if he's known for wine to our Father for control over the entire system like a spoiled little brat then he's going to accept the responsibility if this comes back to by - that's fierce fault [Music] [Applause] [Music] hold on a second son you grow my food you kill my enemies you're totally worth the skin cancer yep and we all pitched in except Icarus come here Goku's hungry wait what are you what are we you Dragon [Music] King frog legs you may have defeated Monsieur Tunick see you in space hell cousin Jace seriously give me a dragon meanwhile Vegeta found ways to innovate his training 500 times that's gravity that's insane you'd be crapping out your own spine I know the challenge excites me look at my nipples alright I'll build your ship what's the worst that could happen anyway [Music] Wow he really needs to learn how to dog yeah I know still working on that by the way had to convince your wife to let him train with you we want to field trip to the Ozarks please never tell her we were here what are you talking about we're just studying let's go drive cars again no but you're upside-down now you're not through the pain you're going to work when your body collapses place the principles does not go oh no the prince is getting all huffy what are you gonna do try to blow up earth again because I don't want to speed up you must be as stupid as he as if you think he knows how to work a bow don't you call me stupid okay then how about my 10 minutes oh wow yeah no gotta admit even with the broken ribs you really wait what where's your condom the box of condoms all right now hear me out so I fire the special beam cannon with one hand right yeah what if I used two hands you mean like the kamehameha huh no not like the kamehameha the kamehameha doesn't drill things last time I checked neither do cannons that's what makes it special who's that just go hon did you ignore it it'll go away I taught him how to dance so do you just ignore all of your problems no some of them I'd like to live in my head I'm sorry just that there's so much space in here I didn't think the Popo are you torturing a cat oh come on Tommy I don't torture cats shut up I'm sorry mr. piccolo I'll kill it [Music] honey good news I've isolated the gaijin now we'll finally be able to make it through Manhattan at a decent time I knew this combination telescope microscope would come in handy also does a giant media coming towards the planet quick get me bruce willis steve buscemi and Aerosmith's what about Van Apple what about freaking so if I blow this meteor up I get bacon why am i mr. pink it'll work well good news is we're not dead Hey the city's okay to hell there's even a new building that's no building that's a Space Station what the heck do you think's inside [Music] okay guys move out this is easy picking prepare to be conquered in the name of Lord slug why is the process of terra facing the planet taking so long you just ate everything process several facing the planet sounds redundant well why is it taking so long because apparently someone needed an English lesson you listen here King Piccolo is on borrowed time oh I am so sorry there's a total slip-up on my part please forgive me King Piccolo I did it again I love will it take well King Bigelow Lord Sun it is my humble opinion Lord Sun then it will take three days Lord slug no deep slug hmm Thank You Lloyd suck vicodin in the bowl next you look at him go [Music] super you see just because I'm a woman that actually lasted longer than I expected [Music] you're talking to the pig right I'm talking to you yes oh I am at least an eight what you know what the dragonballs are and you want to collect all seven well tough luck Jolly Green jackass because I'm the only one here with a Raider to find them I got a Dragon Ball Dragon I got it wrong Hey [Music] [Music] let's return to the prime of your youth your it shall be with a second hold on something seems really familiar about this yeah that doesn't matter your wish is what I use my story I pack of all singing boys [Music] [Applause] I see trays of brown and skies and I think to myself what a wonderful what where am I that meteor kicked your ass turns out it was full of bad guys too who knew wow I must have been out for a while it's all Chloe I know right it's almost like it's really a shame how hard it is to find food with all the animals dying yes we just have to make do with what we have dragon soups ready it's finger licorice good we have blasters does nothing how about a hundred Wolverines oh my god all right what's your gimmick gimmick yeah like the last guys they were all misfit minions and crap what are you we're just here for your planet though if I had to choose I'd say I'm the pretty one six out of ten you sassy [ __ ] that makes you the weird one with the freaky power spectacular and that would make you no doubt the big tough stupid one you take that back or I'll kill you all right all right you're not tough that's better wait didn't you give him a minute that truck is not your eating disorder so long since you've seen yours that you don't even recognize whoo yes [Music] he thinks he's so great i'ma show them alright go for the left he won't see the conference I'm fine oh wait down here catch him off-guard hey how's it going oh hey I'm just waiting for that great jerk suck it's frozen neat yeah he'll never see a cup all right look I know we said some things I'll bet if we just talk to each other a little we could become friends what do you say high five down low Oh myself [Music] don't worry Gohan I'll say Christmas but it's not Christmas then why is it snowing Gohan not to be rude but we've got better things to do steal Christmas does he mean Frieza day but Christmas is now I just know I'm going to kill it and then my little nobody rakes Christmas [Music] and that's how I saved Christmas again well that was unnecessarily brutal they can live we go with their soldiers here like copy paper and then with the government or the charts get the goth my property where it's considering I now own this rock is effectively everything Oh hurry go coup just sit on back and let crew and handle this one oh my god this is going to be amazing and wreck God and the Emmy goes to you know there's a certain sport I excel at go on you want to do that thing where you get really mad and start beating the guy up go on go on don't you ignore me all right I just gotta pull myself together at least he's not shooting laser eyes at me or something [Music] oh great iguana Street now I'm gonna get mugged but jokes on them I have no money oh hey Peggy here play this is amazing I feel like a young strapping lad meeting isn't me seriously for the first time do you hear me pink eye my nipples are rigid right now that's anyway I noticed you're having a hard time down there yeah he's pretty really strong I'm not sure what to do but if I fail Christmas is doomed but it's not diamond get Goku it's Christmas and you're about to like Christmas die but he's so strong I don't think I can I'll go you're the only one who can do this you are the champion of Christmas come from these becomes superpowers like some kind of Superman sir if I might interject that sounds positively ridiculous talking will be babbles what are you talking about it July I froze your planet you know crap well that's inconvenient I swear to God in a drunk crab well I still have to defeat you you can't win with a broken arm no no you're supposed to leave it on it gets better or you know grow it back wait a minute that leaves your jaw is enormous [Applause] I know now I know what he is he's up do not say yo shake let me still think it nah Mack yang Goku namekian a super namekian IQ booth here to rule over your planet apparently here's the banished other half of a grand elder namekian who came to all the decrepit to fight but now yes used the Dragon Balls to return himself to his crime hold on a second now I may not be the brightest knife in the crayon box but that sure sounds a lot like hey you wouldn't be related to King Piccolo with you hope it doesn't sound racist so I gotta be careful about that we're still in the guano street do the Meccans know about sensing energy seem to remember they Hey hi how's it going you know kind of bummed it isn't actually Christmas yeah kinda sucks there's no kill quite like overkill and I miss him I saw no point why I love you too lucky wristbands what you thinking should i crush him and the answer may surprise you this is amazing hey names piccolo nice to meet you I've got your antenna what you gonna do now haha I knew you'd do that now for part 2 of my master plan fellas well with everyone on this planet go on I need you to do that thing that really annoys me you mean talk what you know that thing you were doing earlier today it really got on my nerves I don't recall mr. peacock he hasn't loosen his grip yet so you're probably not doing it remember back at the waterfall you were doing it with your mouth what Oh whistle another drill the other there are Maytag and the man all gotta get closer to Joe Cooper my energy probably showed up stretched my arms that's it I'm gonna have ice home feel my balls that was my ship then why are you still alive now I must go my planet needs me [Music] are gonna die [Music] [Applause] now that I've defeated King Piccolo I can wish back she'll sue that's the grouchy and Grillin deer slug it is I your other half writing to you from our home planet it has been many years since i banished you from it after we split from the same being how are you doing I'm doing great I've got my own servant do you have a servant mine's name is nail he's kind of a tool for my amusement by the way if you're looking for a good time hit up earth I hear they've got dragon balls there you could probably take them over to their defenses probably sock well time for my sponge bath keep in touch sincerely your evil half now come and mail this for me sir we don't have a mail system now gather that's raggin balls all right I packed you all some lunches for your field trip we're going to you're gay you're a Glee make sure you're safe now okay well I don't know how safe we can be we're gonna be finding Androids what make sure you don't tell chichi three years dad three years you almost had it I didn't go so what do you think how ready are we to take on these Androids on a scale of one to ten which test Hertz is the last time I saw you huh it's funny I think that every time I see you and this Islands so tiny what is people do here apparently prostitution is legal so the prostitutes you're damn right yeah and you won't believe her the father is Vegeta Vegeta well it could have been mine it's Vegeta I'm just gonna walk over here he's my baby boy his name is trunks that's a girl's name so then where's daddy unfortunately our last conversation was you know you're being bitchier than usual today and not in a hot way got me pregnant you idiot how is that my fault you said you were wearing protection I was wearing my armor you're a [ __ ] what do you expect me to do about it what you're going to do is go out get a job and help me raise our child that was a year and a half ago so you know you tell me well on the plus side your boobs look amazing I you just take the compliment if you guys are done acting out your favorite chick flick we've done it oh wow yeah gee Ruby I can't believe it you came all this way to help us fight yeah no turn sent me take your beads bean daddy out mean daddy it's what I call my burrito shop or at least I would if good would they be halfway so that song I was desperate and needed the money and no it wasn't worth it CAD loves food yeah yeah yeah yeah oh hey we never wished him back before look in the sky is it a bird my second guess was plain damn they flew into the city kids sets their energy neither can i and that's my specialty it must be because they're androids really know how to sense life energy then we'll have to hunt them down the old-fashioned way search the city all right gang split up and search for clues go home go grab your OB Bulma hold the Senzu beans they'll only weigh us down hold on what break all right now if I were an Android where would I be well I guess if you are here because being an Android wouldn't really change where I am just what I am if you think about it alright time to find me some Androids I know if you seen any androids I don't know you and Android No then no but I did see a flying dude landed right in front of me man looked a lot like you you holdin hey Jerry you see that guy explode yeah I'll bet you it was a terrorist attack yeah Bree Yahoo think it's terrorism you think y'all's getting debate is terrorism you're what's wrong with this country what do you think he can spit you it's old man in mime whoa whoa whoa Marcel Marceau if that's what you're looking for it's gonna be thirty dollars an hour fifty if you wanna bleed you wanna beat up prostitutes [Music] please put that back I kinda need that to flee from you huh oh man that was close surely someone else heard it right I mean I don't have to is it fair huh oh god oh man oh geez oh crap nineteen identify ones jumpsuit black spiky hair higher than average now level some Goku 94% I don't remember him having a scar eighty-seven percent nurse enough I am totally in over my head here maybe maybe I should call for help oh no no no that's exactly what they'd expect isn't that right and conspicuous old man I mean really an Android is just a human with wires instead of veins and oil instead of blood I wonder if they Dream of Electric Sheep techno lander who I shall extract my longest revenge for three oh come on really man you couldn't last like 30 seconds ah we have company correction new target identified some Goku 100% match welven looks like I don't need this anymore Oh No Yong has been Yong said quick coolant goodness ensue Goku alright quick Crillon taking the boma looks like there's two kinds of fisting in the city now pretty sure he's bleeding out all right fine boom Oh get it man seeing that wholeness chest Anna makes my chest hurt like a lot anybody else so then you two must be the androids what impossible how did you know we were androids scanning probabilities scanning does not tell you off the top of my head processing complete they are sunk ik 92.4% beuter sake okay well then bet you won't expect I see you have discovered that the off switch to my ocular vapor beams is in my cheek but you are too late the entire population of the city has been reduced to ash now no one shall interfere with my revenge actually I'm pretty sure you only us the entire population alright you are most unkind we really should move this though hey pickle oh no any could waste lens around here why are you asking me you know why Northwest about a hundred miles it's actually kind of nice then it's a date I can think of worse places nice rock formations neat cacti oh no we have to warn them when the old man was holding me I could feel my life force training you were losing a lot of blood no it was coming out of my mouth gross I'm telling you they can absorb energy then we have to go now you know might just sit this one out oh yeah I get you I never have any energy after I get a hand job either well fine if you're not going anywhere I need help with the baby how are you with diapers hold on Krillin I'm coming [Music] so how you feeling Mike heard got blowed up well to be more specific in this coins car [ __ ] wagon ain't no more well then are you gonna fly after them no is it because you're fat yeah alright now that we're away from the city we can feel how about here to you guys yeah this hot as I was saying we can finally get this underway but first who are you and what do you want you don't need to know why just know that I despise every one of you especially him hey does anyone have any bacon I don't ate all of my pocket bacon on the way here but allow me to shed a little light for you ever since the 22nd World Martial Arts Tournament rating them on a scale of one to ten out of curiosity ours ours that's fair I guess about mine haha I have utilized this information to calibrate ourselves appropriately we are now powerful enough to kill San Goku and take revenge for what he did to myself and the red ribbon army Wow so you even followed him all the way to Namak huh of course I did yeah my team what is mamak they are not found what do you mean dad are not found insect weren't destroyed during Satan attack bugger all so I guess you've never seen a Super Saiyan then nineteen they are not found they know Goku oh yeah okay [Music] power output exceeds projected brothers I don't care if you're super sane or a supersonic night TV kill him kill him proper executed murdered on exe morning 10% 20% 40% 70% 65% great what a fatal error has occurred this program will now shut down would you like to send a report no don't send a report sending report son of a [ __ ] now to wait five minutes to do absolutely nothing bollocks to feel that creeping not everyone faces their death so openly admit your composure is admirable even in the face of your livable demise this gaze where they are new ha you still keep calm for godsakes 19 mr. piccolo what are we miss well your father is currently handing the Pillsbury Dough bod it's generous white ass yes where your feeble understanding of our abilities would lead you to believe such but 19 has yet to truly demonstrate his full killing proficiency as I was saying 19 is merely on your combatant or false sense of security and once we why are you starting a subroutine it's not that complex regardless once we've secured our vantage point Android 19 or move into the kiln and your precious son Goku will feel the full sting of my rendering stop messing around responding this Oh didn't seem to work sorry guys I'll try again double strength they can absorb your energy hold on a sec did you know well yeah I felt it when the old man was holding me earlier and you couldn't have said anything before because hey give me a break I've already been through enough crap today and if I want to be [ __ ] that I would have stayed with Bulma and the baby yeah guys lay off him it means less like he needs a hole in the chest and he's got you they wanna make it seen I'm pretty sure I'm dying what's going on yes use that much energy what's wrong just hurts heart degree how's your arm no no kept feeling sad normal so Goku is having a heart attack right yeah I mean I started to started to what you mean you stopped why did you stop because it was great flavor did he just knock the Super Saiyan out of them well boys I can't say it hasn't been fun in fact if I still had a penis it would be quite auspicious that we are wearing baggy pants but enough about hypothetical erections and it's getting closer - and the prodigal [ __ ] returns mr. piccolo I wanted to wait for an opening on the Android so I faked my injury but now he's here wait so you weren't actually wounded no but I got a better question where was my sensor brain Hey Kakarot you idiot what are you doing mostly come on dad we'll get you home and give you the medicine no let me do it let's be honest if I stay I'll probably just get in the way yep probably fans why are you even here you know what have fun primary threat he's taping two kilometers three kilometers excuse me but your primary threat is right here six lovers am I being ignored don't mind him he's programmed to only respond to my command nineteen forget about son Goku we can finish him at our leisure for now focus on who are you again scanning visit our Prince of all Saiyans oh of course how could I forget nineteen take care of him understood this is precious you expect to beat me with this atomic ton of fun registering so route or you are shortened your hairline is receding scathing your confidence is noted Vegeta but son Goku was able to achieve a form far beyond anything we'd ever seen before and we still beat him and way too has extensive knowledge of all your techniques oh is that right quite the cutting-edge piece of tech you got there but I'm curious can it feel fear sharing processing results inconclusive let's fix that shall we [Music] [Applause] [Music] but how I thought you had to have a pure heart to become a super Sam what like that Oh trust me there's more than one way to realize the legend push-ups sit-ups and plenty of juice and besides my heart is pure pure unadulterated badass yeah more like pure unadulterated ego is that okay yourself now where was I hmm what a shame looks like you just initiated your self-destruct sequence let me give you a countdown did I just see you sport well well well looks like I'm a size 19 so have you rusted your pads yet dammit no don't panic everything will turn off don't be as long as Android 19 can grab batida and steal his energy you know I'm sure there was an advantage to building a fat robot but for the life of me I just don't see it fossum be breached trapped up either activate yes that's it nineteen do not let go of him no matter what draining Achilles a shriveled up prune of a corpse forevers right nice root lot mocked huh well guess I'm not going anywhere for a while how about I get a workout in [Applause] that's right I'm gonna do squats all over your face initially energy drain oh how adorable so you want my energy then tell you what take as much as you want in exchange so then before I put down the clown let's put it to bed shall we do you feel fear Android no please get away leave me alone all I needed to hear one [Music] your 30-day trial has expired would you like to purchase when raw ah now that we have chuckles the assclown out of the picture how about we tend to the elderly but Rico ah whatever Baldy pass me a sensor beam what do you think I'm just giving these away cuz I'm not um like goddamn Super Saiyan ask you for a sensor bean pod man you say how many ah that's better count yourselves lucky to be in the presence of a shining golden God such as myself now if you'll excuse me I'm off to go kill the other Android you peons may stay here and erect a statue in my honor oh the genus is super saiyan yeah whatever did you catch the name of his attack though I know right Big Bang attack I don't know this coming from mr. special beam cannon I won't you try coming up with a better name for an attack how about devil drill beam what about spiral death beam doom laser rail beam nail gun [ __ ] that's good so just because it's a machine I can't feel his energy that doesn't make any sense energy settings [ __ ] hey why are you hiding you're scared cuz I blew up your friend I'd call it your sex pot but as you're currently demonstrating you don't have any balls yes he's desperate to find me I just have to wait them out oh man sure do feel winded after blowing up your robosexual I partner sure would suck if you jumped me and took my energy oh no some dust in my eyes this is the worst [Music] and now your energy is mine but that's exactly what I was planning on I knew you couldn't resist jumping out to suckle on my Super Saiyan teats and now you're mine this tactical shit's getting really old mandroid yes you may be a super savory cheater but you're still just an arrogant little brat well while you continue to breath alone icy lick my escape pod oh and they fold me no matter I'll just head the other way out okay fine I'll just maneuver back where I came from why the hell is even here then again at my age I could use more greens in my diet all right what about regicide Lassiter doomsday crush and our keeper Raj Taco Tuesday hell's own grenade yeah screw you I'm keeping this one I'm good I'll leave you two alone for now oh don't struggle just lie back and think of manic German I have to contact Johan Johan do you hear me oh god this feels amazing first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is step in front of a full-length mirror strip down turn Super Saiyan and cat loves food yeah yeah yeah cat love you heard nothing Johan default man got me from behind you have to go on how did you you too were hanging in the middle of the air how could I not see you don't you sass me well look who finally install the pad well uh this is a little awkward maybe we could have a little dialogue and work this out now okay how about I fight the ball weren't first any time or man how about this one oh please as if you're in any condition to fight me Krillin Sen sarbanes that's a great sense of being call me the can opener cuz I'm about to bust open your metal ass yeah how about you just leave the one-liners to me besides the old man is mine namekian I just figured you wouldn't want to sully your Super Saiyan hands on such a weak opponent you know the fine thing is I know you're playing me but you're right he's all yours ah yes me against your little green man I've already consumed enough energy from him to much enjoy oh my god ciao Tzu's dead and he really let himself go and he's an Android that's not John soon oh crap baskets there's a long list of bad ideas and this one is at the top you know that right I absolutely refuse to sit around and not be part of the action anymore do you know I never even saw Frieza not once I'm pretty sure no one ever complained about not meeting Hitler I mean some people do but they're weird this isn't awkward to face you you know your kid is in the pain right oh he doesn't know what's going on I don't think that's the point oh so he keeps trying to beat up me don't worry he'll keep it up when he realizes it's a dry well yeah bad bed have you ever seen one of those since you've been died as to a man what corn likes it [Music] okay first what second you know I did spend three years training with Goku oh so what oh you were Super Saiyan now too well more of a super namekian I guess wait I thought you were a demon no slug man wow that's significantly more mundane I know by the way what's that brain case made out of oh well it's a polycarbonate thermoplastic you laminated anyone else feel like we over trained for this tell me about no shut up you know I never understood why you would even bother installing pain receptors kinda comes off as an intentional design flaw if you asked me don't you criticize my ethics like you understand the neural system pain is imperative to recognize when you are in peril to give the human so contextually speaking helpful do you you it's going to take me at least two hours to program a new hand no wait three hours you miserable reprobate what have I ever done to you pretty sure you vaporized half a city I meant recently that was an hour ago semantics I'm sorry I'm late the time machines a little imprecise in terms of hours in what the hell is that thing drunks what are you doing here that's a girl's name wait isn't that the name of your kid what are you trying to imply that this wannabe super saiyan from the future is my son well guess that cats out of the bag but seriously what is that that's the Android no it's not yes it is no it's not yes I am you stay out of this wait so you're saying that that's not the Android that kills us no I don't even but you said Q androids right and we've been fighting - yes I said - but that's not one of them why don't you tell us what they look like that I only ever met the - well look at that so did we woman's here [Applause] windscar spirit gun bankai Rasengan dum-dum pistol that sounds dirty [Music] don't worry trunky it was just an explosion you'll get used to those those happen a lot around mommy I could have sworn I saw somebody else in a car with you hmm hey Robi what is it corn why don't you go help out the gang oh sure koi why not what's the worst that could happen I got a rock up my butt oh you've gotta be kidding me he got away again and not a nut ball to be found [Music] look I don't need to tell you how to be a father but why didn't you try and save your wife inside my wanting my son wait you mean you two never got married what is that some kind of food no just listen it when two people love each other oh wow I'm just ding with you my god who doesn't know what marriages also love each other making a lot of assumptions here so I thought you guys were fighting Androids why was dr. Shiro here [Music] scientist worked for the red ribbon army adequate with robotics you told us to Android's hey 12 km south city well 9 miles often and what happens we waste our time on the wrong Dingaan droids look I was how old is that baby about 10 months 10 months old at the time how about next time you come back to give someone a heads up you give him a goddamn photo just listening I think traveling back in time may have caused a butterfly effect the androids that kill you in the future could still appear give a [ __ ] about butterflies with all this time we've wasted dr. Shiro has probably made it back to his lab already and god only knows what that is I know where that is you do you do why didn't you tell me because this never came up before no I meant in the future never mind how do you know all scientists know where other scientists labs are dr. frappe dr. wheelo who long story last time I checked Shiro had a secret lab right outside North City this time around are you giving me orders no I'm trying to help you well I'm sorry but I don't listen to bastards [Music] Gohan yeah you're a good kid oh thanks no we have to stop him wait dad oh yeah by the way that kids your son nor I'm telling you now damage already done oh wow he grows up to be a cutie and oh my god he's soliciting my son for sex you just learned about it is hilarious anyway go on I think Bowman the baby need to go home we do you do well it would be nice to check in on my dad actually I kinda need a right to I actually I'd like you to take me home first but you stop worrying Gohan I'm sure Goku's fine oh right made a miscalculation couple miscalculations lost an Android and I think my brain kicks oops but there's no way they can follow me and none of them know where to find my lab that's funny they're all flying right toward my to.5 me in the else no there's no way they could have secured the location of my secret lab unless they know a scientist like we low or frappe or any of the breathing huh yeah you never got the bad dad a loner had a lot of trouble making friends very abrasive am i a lot like him you have his gender you know if you really wanted to help out you could stop following me around and start searching these mountains I'm trying to save your life if you just stop and listen to me the hell do you care oh come on we both know I'm your son and you as disappointed as I am all right we've got a lot of ground to cover please don't say what I think you're gonna say we should probably here it comes stick together for safety I don't know probably cover more ground if we split up yo shut your mouth no he's got a good point taylean mountains around here thousand to one lucky you there's no place like home and the only person who even our closest currently incapacitate inconceivable how are you are intervene I don't know what I was expecting please if you wouldn't mind waiting for a moment dad dear I have something I'd like to show you crap it's the androids I literally can't believe that worked I also can't believe I may have to resort to 17 and 18 I should measure my choices I can't be too careful with it Garson - the wingman [Music] [Music] hello doctor zero how are you today we'll know that's new uh I'm just messing with you man what's up doc oh there it is good 70 you know man according to my database it's been a while since you last turned us off you mean since you tried to destroy me yeah doc and I'm real broken up about that it's just every time you talked all I heard was kill me kill me kill me something with my auditory I think it's gone now though well suppose you just needed to be turned off and on again hmm how about that you gonna wake my sister up too indeed I require both of your assistance Wow must've gotten yourself in some [ __ ] here let me you know [Music] hello dr. Gero how I already did it uh you dick we were supposed to do that together I know but I couldn't help myself whatever what do you want well son cuckoos comrades are currently knocking at our door after a bit of an incident earlier today I lost Android 19 and my oh wait a sec you built another Android wait wait wait was it that fat clown thing I thought that was a joke well clearly it was it's dead and so we if you don't whoa slow down are you an Android holy [ __ ] you're an Android how did you even do that took my brain out and put it into this body how how did I do that my shoulder must be cuz you're late only because of this brats constant back because you Jesus they're loud great and not with you this year 17:18 you two are toast with eliminating them you know I'll get right on that but first we got to talk about these trust issues because I get this strange feeling that after we kill them you're just gonna turn us off again and I don't even know how why with this remote of course Oh you mean Miss remote done but you see that's just the decoy remote I wouldn't show you the real thing but I do need that remote back it was my mother's oh don't you worry I'm a hold on to it real tight whoops did your hand just malfunction bro think it did this enough of this I'm sick of standing around no we can't do this without Goku why it's a goddamn door that's not what all right so where are the real androids that's them wow you are just the Grand Central Station of disappointment aren't you how are these people friends with you making a lot of assumptions right now Wow you got a whole hot mess of these guys over here and you need to get rid of him I don't know we might need some help oh what's this your secret project no he's in the base I mean yes very secret damn touch wait a second did you build a ginger Android man there's a soulless machine joke there but that's beneath me wait what I'm pretty sure that's three Android you've missed do I hear four no no no no no do not activate Android 16 he's not properly programmed oh and how many of us are howdy folks on Android 13 look at the trucker I was going through a phase well let's say we open him up and get to know our new friend don't you dare I am your master and you will do what I say I am sorry could you repeat that I think the ear things back I said sorry doc just following orders what have you possibly spammers [Music] well mr. booth in that Bank myself up under the supercomputer after think we are at now what to do the twins going world our lives for a grizzly flag being not another 17 years at least time thank you safe to hold the baby like that water is flying well what do you expect me to do give him the yeah gee Rhodey I'm afraid he'll either drop him or eat him out of spite I am pissed a movie she is right to fear me so this mean they're on our side [Music] you're definitely Vegeta's kid so you're done throwing a hissy fit at least I did something instead of just standing there staring at them we do do that a lot what they're still alive but that was my strongest blast so you just assumed they were destroyed then besides what exactly changed from you in the future and now more than I thought less than you think man mystery kid up there sure is cranky I think someone needs a nap whatever let's just pop this bad boy open yes [Music] man you are a tall bastard so fire-crotch what's your name I am designated as Android 16 what are the odds the old man did always have a one-track mind what's your deal I am programmed with the sole purpose of murdering son Goku see this is what I'm talking about I'm glad I killed him you killed son Goku no doctor zero oh maybe going better son Goku well hain't got nothing better to do so if the name of the game is kill son Goku let's play we should grab us a car the hell do we need a car because I want one Oh faith flying away I wish we could ignore you are we really doing this again I wish you'd understand there's no way we can fight them without Goku and I wish you'd understand who you're talking to I am [ __ ] data why would I ever need that gibbering fools help because you're not as strong [Music] you push the Goku button you shouldn't have did that chichi sorry hon cooking up a storm in here this is looking kind of bad he's screaming up a lot of blood I'll make sure there's plenty of iron and protein in the meal and I can't really remember the last time I inhaled well that's sort of impressive I don't think it's healthy Goku doesn't have a ton of brain cells to work with as it is nice to have them in the house for a change all right here's my idea first car that comes our way we appropriate it yeah and all the way out here in the boonies it's probably gonna be a semi oh I hope it's a truck what do you think 16 well they'd assist us in weathering son-goku I don't know I guess you could hit him pretty hard with it then I too hope it is a truck well well well if it isn't [ __ ] Andy and on the Raggedy Ann I'm going to break his arm kind of proving his point ain't you sis shut up Ann so which of you children wants to tangle with us a an elite I don't know how about you 16 no he's not go cool man we need to get you a hobby acquiring hobbies hmm well then 18 guess he's all yours I'm on car watching duty oh thanks make me fight the troll doll so ladies first then well just to warn you I'm not afraid to hit a woman that's fine neither am I hey so was Vegeta always blonde or blow away oh yeah I like the birds good for you man first blood you may as well give up now [Music] what is it Clem well you ain't gonna believe this a couple Europeans are fighting on top of the truck that is weird you know what else is weird but can't believe he's taking them on alone he has no idea the kind of destructive force they pack the androids are humanity's greatest threats I will kill as many people as I have to as long as you are one of them oh hey Dean you're back no cars yet you know there is a freeway over there right oh I know this is just funner so Android are you done running I don't know is your mouth well aren't you in clever but wait I have a retort hi yeah the truck ah dick be honest is this just a short guy thing you talk a lot of [ __ ] for a washing machine and no I'm not just saying that because you're an Android I'm saying you know what 18 thank you okay he's fine oh hey Vegeta's little pal showed up how about it 16 want to go knock some heads No whatever man father oh thank god you're still alive we have to get out of here now are you kidding me I have a right where I want her do you live in your own little world yes but unfortunately I have to share it with all of you actually Vegeta you don't have to share it all you two seem like you're having fun so I'd hate to have to interrupt but if any of you decide to jump in and help MC widow's peak over there I will personally introduce you to the ground and trust me your relationship will be intimate yeah not exactly in a rush to help out Vegeta I mean maybe if it were Goku calm down 16 he's not here just focus on your birds buddy he likes birds now can we stop talking about Kakarot for just a minute I mean for God's sakes he's never even around sad thing is he's not exactly wrong now if you'd like to continue this fight I can finally get around to disassembling you you smug [Music] yep [Music] does that ruffle you Android well you've managed to destroy my favorite flash only jacket and ruin my leggings so yeah ruffles a good one well that was only a taste of my power now experience how quickly bravado goes out the window when you're flat on your ass that's pretty sad [Music] [Applause] 2950 51 52 52 a new record he's doing fine he's doing fine four five six okay we need a plan oh my god what did I tell them so if you can explain to me in one sentence why you thought this was a good idea I might just let you go yes see I don't get it either if you think breaking my arm is enough to defeat me Android see this [ __ ] right here this is why we don't group up I'm just gonna do what we're usually doing wait for Goku hello bird what is your name Toriyama I would love to see your dinosaur it does what hey are you okay down there uh yeah what did I miss well both the Saiyans are down one of the bald guys is getting choked out and the other one is quacking all right I've got this whoa no you don't you want to bet really all right so what do I win hello why do I yell things hey so who's got two broken arms and is a total [ __ ] yes stupid pinch you know they brought one of my [Music] huh that's cool he can turn off the blonde yeah and unlike you he doesn't need a bottle you're just mad cuz I wore it better if by bore it better you mean people kept mistaking you for me I'm sorry does that make me girlish or you mannish that's hilarious you talk like he fights um why do I do things okay I know listen come up short no pun intended he's funny roll it back pint-sized we're not gonna fight you you're about as threatening as a cocker spaniel you bring up a fantastic point so I shall continue to stand here and do nothing sounds good we're gonna go kill Goku yeah pretty sure we can okay but you shouldn't she makes a fair point but I insist we still kill son Goku on the grounds that I want to well you heard the mandroid hands are tied that's cute cute have fun living to not fight another day the hell was that you got a thing for dwarves now what if I do societal definitions of beauty are BS anyway look if this is about pissing off mom and dad if you could just date a black guy oh my god oh right they're dead oh my god these should be enough man they are not gonna believe this I don't believe you I can't believe you I don't care dang it how about you Bushido see he believes me and he's jealous yeah huh just give it up mom said that he was stubborn but this is just asinine yeah but at least he's not trying to kill us all again he tried to what Jesus future Bulma what the [ __ ] not to belabor a point but we just got crushed they were way stronger than any of us could have prepared for yeah and somehow they're even stronger than in my time why are you kidding Jesus Future Trunks what the [ __ ] fantastic so even with two Super Saiyans we're all just the north side of useless well if Super Saiyans won't cut it and maybe what we need is a super Nam back yet huh too bad those don't exist huh hey piccolo right you can all kiss the greatest part of my ass there are greener parts of his ass wait where is it going looks like he's flying up to commies or whatever else is in that direction could be a lot of things wait so I'm confused is it Tom a house or commie house no no no listen Tom a house is the place with the turtle so gonna tell me what that was all about look just you might be getting a new roommate do I have to move the pool table when did you get it I almost fell for that [Applause] [Music] I'm not sure Ruby damn you for your pantry I see honey we have a food sandbar tell him I have a God because I pay taxes challenge accepted I'm gone would you like to come in for some cake and tea and those little hard candies no one ever actually eats no I kind of have to go make sure my dad's not dead okay will you have fun hey mom why do you never seem to age me piccolo of using agile will be as it cools on texador damnit hey mr. Popo oh hello piccolo good to see you again cut the crap commie you know what I'm here for well that didn't last long all these squares make a circle all these squares make a circle okay what's up with him don't mind him he just got through dropping a gallon of LSD a gallon I don't even know where he got it from he never leaves I need you to tell me that I can leave the lookout if I want to mr. Popo you may leave the lookout if you do all these squares make a circle quite as he was saying I'm here for your body should at least take him out to dinner first first we don't eat second shut up and what makes you think that I'm just going to give it up that easy because if you were half the guardian of this dirt ball the youth should be then you'd know that we don't have any time to waste it is true a great evil has risen unlike anything this planet has ever seen before and you know what I'm talking about you know exactly how dangerous these androids are am I the only one who just noticed a huge tone shift here the androids are a threat yes but they are paltry to what I fear comes next well that's nominees hello recording oh my god where are you where have you been why haven't you called I'm at boomers place hey every go because my cell phone has been destroyed what happened to your cell phone yeah it was blown up with the car what happened to the [ __ ] wagon it was blown up by huh why doctors your oh who the hell is dr. zero gonna lose some scientists well did you get his information we didn't exactly hit me with a car okay Jesus Christ look alright just come home you mad I'm not mad I'm just concerned now come home yeah I need you to pick me up ah I'll see what I can do I love you I love you too seriously can we speed this up it's called as tits up here you know maybe if you stopped whining and helped me look weed oh oh look there's one there's actually second thought you don't have to steal the first one we see oh I'm sorry I can't hear you over your well Ching whatever still dead Chuck in four months Wow I am terrible at small talk yes you are huh lucky foods kind of ironic young man all right guys we're taking the van no buddy we're gonna drive it it's cool now you have a place to sit [Music] not quite what that means but hey keep trying man bitchin next stop Casa de koku about no new clothes first Goku's Casa second women am i right sixteen confirmed she is female she is you know I should have brought this up earlier but we should probably move Goku before the androids get to his house it's been pretty non-stop here so I'm a little out of the loop what happened to go [ __ ] oh he didn't take his medicine grape-flavored don't figure yeah don't figure actually I really need to go pick up chiaotzu left him over at comm a house so I'm gonna go grab him before things get weird I can never read that guy wait before we go in I wanted to ask you ever think that Android 18 is kind of cute now all right then dibs by the way quick warning be super nice to Goku's wife oh it's you yeah fine I pretty much asked for that one hug hey guys how it is Oh yawns oh right how is it Hey I mean how you doing oh you know hanging in there so what happened did Vegeta clean up the androids I got kissed by the cute one the clown no no there's a girl now I don't believe you you know we should probably continue this conversation after we've moved Goku move Goku but he finally stopped screaming okay well he's petering out there that is literally the second place they'll look look we're short on time and options wow you actually pulled over no no no this is gonna be great shut up he is in bed you cannot sit in the back I call Shotgun do we have any bigger stronger cuffs yeah all right I take it back this is fun so where's the cheetah during all this anyway I'm sure he's off somewhere coping oh I am never letting you get away from me again we're gonna get that GPS tracking chip and stolen your net by the end of the week little roots a-comin got him over your dad get on the ship where are we doing throw my house isn't that literally the second place oh look let's look more ship [Music] I'm here for chiaotzu we need to train that's why we don't see him anymore wait so you didn't beat the androids well they broke both of Anita's arms so you know that was pretty fun otherwise it was a total wash I can never repay guy man my laptop we're gonna buy us a submarine all right but you're not allowed to name it after your junk oh [Music] just fuse already so both arms huh both she was beautiful with a capital B I mean brutal uncomfortably brutal I wasn't distracted by her eyes silly trunks I'm curious if you came back in time again to help us this bending we already failed actually turns out that's not how time travel works so you're saying I can't just take your time machine go back in time and tell myself not to date meirin I don't know who that is but no you couldn't I mean you could but it wouldn't be the same you you see when I traveled back to the past I'm technically going to a different universe oh you mean multiverse theory wait what yeah every decision it creates a branch in the timeline whenever you travel back in time you're actually entering another parallel universe how could you possibly I've been studying theoretical physics although at this point I guess it's just physics good then if that's all out of the way we can start your review on cellular biology but cells are boring I don't get it if it doesn't affect your timeline why even come back to Wars and tell us anything in the first place well besides wanting to make at least one timeline without the world being destroyed my mother didn't tell me until after I'd already done it once what is that what is what this music you mean country music oh this is country music what do you don't have country in the future No shortly after I was born it all just vanished nobody knows exactly what happened so someone want to get that kind of flying the plane fine I've got some important news good or bad news it depends is Trunks there this is a booty call Krillin hi mom hey the warning shot bad ass no fridge yeah anyway I just got the strangest call from some farmer in the countryside 50 miles out of ginger town said he fell one of our vehicles out there wow this is so interesting does it have anything to do with the androids we're fighting shut up and it might I'd faxing over the picture he took you on the fax machine what's a fax machine you see that one makes sense trunks what no this can't be right this is my time machine maybe you misplaced it that's impossible I put it away in its capsule are you sure of course I'm sure here just let me show you oh good that's back so I've been thinking about it what do we do after we kill Goku whatever the hell we want who's gonna stop us not exactly speaking of which 16 what's our eta we are currently 2540 oh my god hey come on sis it ain't so bad let's turn on our good old friend the radio oh that is 10 pounds of not--but a five-pound bag right right sorry forgot me we're having sticks you know why I think I know the first thing we're gonna do this is the best you've got lake is a strong word so is tolerate hates actually looking a little weak right now Oh beautiful rose garden I'm sure if I came home with you my daddy might even love me again and that is my cue to leave later cowboy I don't sweetheart you gotta pay close you guys babe out you get back here this is them all right we should be getting close to the site mr. chunks what's up if you don't mind me asking you know me in the future right yeah actually you were my mentor Oh what does it don't me like well I suppose you take a lot after your father you want me guys you're the strongest bravest warrior on the planet okay good by the way why do you keep staring at my arm oh well this definitely looks like my time machine but it also looks like it's been here for ages mystery I never get to solve mysteries like Sherlock Holmes or Batman usually with just busy funny people like Bruce Lee or Batman hater Gohan and son mother so is that your time machine well it looks like mine but it can't be mine this one here is the one I used to travel back in time with if you'll notice it has the word help written on the side so unless this one has it written in the same place we oh crap baskets oh you say that - wait why hope because you called me our last hope holy crap it's so cheesy what do I have like a ton of cats - hey anyone else notice the hole on the top huh weird do you think whoever was piloting it was attacked actually I don't think so considering the curvature the melted glass combined with the lack of any glass or damaging the cockpit we're safe to assume whatever shot the canopy came from the inside and what does that tell us came from the inside here [Music] huh so any idea what these are I think I kicked an Arian that looked like that once hey let me get a look at it I want to help too as the daughter of the world's leading class scientist with doctorates in both bioengineering and evolutionary biology I can only deduce that this is a mutant coconut either that or an egg hatched Rimet said you keep examining the time machine I'm gonna go search for clues well at least one of us is having fun with this two of us god only knows where they are now thanks for letting us keep Goku here by the way oh yeah like you wouldn't believe her I saw this beautiful piercing blue her confidence is stunning and she does adorable little thing with her hair where she brushes it out of the way of the rack and eat grapes can handle this grapes speaking of fruit what are we talking here Apple's own just balance is that really important yes hello and what are you hey trunks I think I found the clue either that or a record-setting cicada okay go fetch chilly [Music] no pretty sure that this is just a mult something crawled out of that hey you guys don't want it mind if I take you home with me whatever was in here might just be the creature that came out of that ship it's likely that whatever ship it's in did feel very recently long shot but you wouldn't happen to carry hand sanitizer on you with you not you [Music] ginger town right we were why was there some major [ __ ] going on down there [ __ ] of what variety exactly rated panicale just moments ago screams erupted throughout the streets only to be followed by deafening silence now there seems to be nothing left but the closer [Music] [Applause] Wow someone should probably go check that out what's that smell your skunk in here oh hey go on you like mysteries till I okay so you felt that one right I did and you're still just going to put this off I might all right I've had enough of this I have literally been sitting here meditating dozing meditating for the last thank you mr. Popo three hours so either [ __ ] or get in my body you know listen I still need to feel the situation out what the hell is there left to feel out between your cryptic warnings and jerking me around I'm pretty sure an entire city is either missing or died you're the Guardian start acting like it yes I am the guardian the guardian of this planet and you wish to take that title from me are you kidding me this can't be about the job the first chance you had to drop this kid you tried to hand it off to Goku Goku he doesn't even look after his own kid I look after his kid more than he does but it's still my job my responsibility and that's really good and all but if you don't fuse with me the entire world your authority might be destroyed maybe I'd rather it be destroyed than ever have to be a part of you again mom dad please stop fighting so that's what this is all about huh no no that's not what I know no it's fine I was kind of a dick I get that listen piccolo I've been the Guardian for over 300 years I've seen Wars sickness death and worse all the while trapped on this lookout unable to interact with the outside world for more than moments at a time now the only chance I have left is giving up my free will to someone else it's just another prison wow I I didn't it's fine I'm done anyway you're right if I don't do this now we are likely to lose everything but know this piccolo once I fuse with you the Dragon Balls will be no more that's not a problem we've got a whole planet of our people just waiting to make us more what do you mean our people stop being a smartass and let's just do this already well then mr. Popo I suppose this is goodbye it's been a trip well I'm sure you're already familiar with the technique right all right now lower yeah not falling for that hmm I didn't think so oh that was crazy so did you actually eat call me over that the acid so this is who we were huh hello got real quiet holy crap are they finally of course this is the part where you get to yourself shut up come now we should do whatever feels right oh please no hey piccolo could you pick up yeah okay he doesn't ever crap well I know someone who's not getting invited a Sunday brunch though Who am I kidding we like him well only one thing to do so you think this is whatever came from that egg trunks definitely this isn't the work of the androids that's for sure not unless they're starting the world's first mandatory nudist colony I'm going to go down there and check it out myself I'll admit after everything that's happened I'm a little bit worried I'm responsible for these events wait are you sure you should go alone the only other person strong enough to help us right now would be my father and even if I knew where he was which I don't I'm not sure he would help us no you see I didn't stop I just underestimated her I went to in a little too overconfident but of course I was a little overconfident I mean have you ever met me I'm a I'm a big deal and you know who's really at fault here the boy Oh the future is so bad well maybe it wouldn't be if you weren't such a pansy now once I get back in the game and destroy those metal brats there'll be nothing left to get in my way Melissa's classic the moment got disappeared suddenly the rapture happens yes the irony is not lost on me could you guys stop talking for a minute oh yeah I don't want to distract you like if by one of these abandoned cars I've always wanted to drive a car but by the time they were invented eyes weren't so good for it anymore piccolo you driven a car right how was it wait seriously shut up what is that make him the cutest then tell him that his lonesome nights over hello friend hello you're listening to zpr I'm Carlene Morrigan and tonight we're joined by vinegar author of this year's best-selling novel The Fault in our Macchio stars now in this book you refer to yourself as the big dumb stupid one why is that because of the time that's what the role I made for myself you know rather a lot other people to make for me do often we fall into the preconceptions laid out by society because we don't know anything else right and that's what this book is about it's about changing who you are and hopefully you know those around you and do you feel bad about all the people you massacred in your conquests throughout space to paraphrase Alexander Pope for me to err is demon to forgive define and I believe we are not the sum of our past mistakes but rather the direction of our future wise words from not a big dumb stupid man thank you mister oh wow it's Vinnie actually oh my gosh I don't know what we're gonna do here I mean I can't do anything this is completely insane like I'm talking completely totally out of her mind it's a look at those guys I can't see them but I could know they're there and that's bad enough okay there we go there goes my dance I can't my pits are moist now I mean no no no I'm a man I'm not a bad anymore what does it matter if I'm a man a woman a monkey I'm talking nonsense right now I did that literally devolved it's nonsense you

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Length: 193min 19sec (11599 seconds)

Published: Sat Oct 26 2019