Teachers Getting REVENGE (/r/AskReddit) Reddit Stories

teachers professors of Reddit how did you secretly get back up that kid [Music] I had a letter mailed to my office as in paid postage UTC et Cie that was basically threatening me saying I better stop handing out seasoned diesel word on the street was going to be that I was a bad teacher and no one would take my class and I'd be out of a job I had a pretty good idea of who it was obviously immediately ruled out all the students doing well in my classes but didn't think the wrecked accusations would be really effective anyway I decided to take it to each of my three classes and turn it into a lesson on faulty rhetoric my expectations were exceeded when I began to read the letter out loud and without fail each class erupted in laughter and explained things like what an [ __ ] before I could even weigh in the kid I suspected the most definitely sat slumped in his chair without much to say that day my friend was the professor for years he told me this one last year a group of lousy talkative students started acing the weekly tests in the seminar periods we're talking marginally passing to a sudden spike of consistent 100% s he figured out that they had a friend who was in an earlier seminar period in the week feeding them the questions before they took it themselves he emailed them and instead of busting them asked them to teach the whole class on their newfound study habits he made them all stand in front of the class and teach how they study the whole lesson was a load of poop and was plainly visible to everyone then for the next test he rotated the questions for their seminar time the whole group got zero stroke ten across the board he emailed them again and plainly said guess those study habits need some tweaking hun one time there was this girl sleeping in my calculus class well my teacher walked over to his desk phone and says to the rest of the class did you guys hear that ring he proceeds to pick up the phone not his head and hang up he wakes the girl up and tells her she's needed in the main office so she leaves the entire class is super confused ten minutes later she returns and is like they didn't need me at the office he says I know but I hope that walk woke you up another time he was handing out a quiz that was an example AP calculus problem he ran out of quizzes early which usually meant we could work in groups on the quiz he then says but you know Newton always had a trick up his sleeve he unbuttoned his sleeve and pulls out more quizzes that teacher had tricks a lot of the guys in my high school were dip during school chewing tobacco most of the teachers would just roll their eyes tell them to spit it out and confiscate the rest a couple teachers that were known for punishing teams who word opinion would go as far as suspending them for it one of those teachers enjoyed freaking with her students if she realized you were napping she'd give you an out you could either admit an opinion get sent to the office for disciplinary action or you could drink from the spit bottle that you were pretending was a Coke I saw too many classmates try to avoid punishment by taking a big swig only to rush off to the bathroom to vomit can't say they didn't know the risk before they walked in though there was a kid in my class who always was cheating on my tests and quizzes I caught him several times and contacted the parents but nothing was ever really done about it aside from the fact that he got zeroes if I caught him I don't think his mom ever really believed he was cheating as much as he was and there were plenty of times I probably didn't catch him once on the midterm he missed the test he came back the day I gave the kid their scores back which also had the answers but not the questions I saw him sneak Leeteuk to his friends and they gave him their papers that had the answers on them I didn't say anything but the make up midterm has the same questions with all of the answer choices moved over by one letter little bust had got a 3% on a multiple-choice midterm I assume he must have read one question and then copied the rest from his friends justice my dad taught high school woodworking in the 80s and 90s in Australia and he had one student that was just an obnoxious PP disruptive annoying with the ego the size of a planet so one day after school had finished that graffitied student is a PP head in the classroom and the next day the kid was pissed off and couldn't figure out which of his classmates had done it not secretly but I learned to take copious notes and have a file on every student lazy students will often try to throw the blame on the teacher I had two students request a meeting with the Dean of Students to discuss my own fair grading and I showed up with a stack of evidence every substantive in-person interaction was documented on the front of the file and I included copies of every email and note on the inside there's nothing more embarrassing than coming face to face with your own laziness and being unable to wriggle free they started paying attention after that let them fail I had a student that no matter how many conversations I had with her with her counselor with her parents et Cie she refused to do assignments or turn anything in she was of the opinion that my class was throw away an easy a so I let her fail I stopped reaching out to her for the last six weeks and let her build her own gallows for her GPA she came to me half panic two days before the final begging for extra credit anything no but I'll fail yeah you will the real world works like this you don't do what's required of you you fail I tried to help but you never cared I can't have an F that's really not my problem at this point take it up with the print support kit double quote my stats professor said he saw a group of really talkative and distracting kids doing well and he thought it was fishy he looked at the tests and saw that they were all the same answers then he looked at the seating chart and noticed that they could all look over each other's shoulders to the front of the class where the smart quiet girl sat solution give her a different test only her when he handed back the tests he told everyone who got under a certain grade like a 50% to come see him each student got like a 10% or something when they were alone he basically said well this is your punishment for cheating don't do it again I thought that was awesome edit sorry not to mention this was a high school secondary school stats if it were College definitely would have should have been reported my abnormal psych a 400 level class so you would assume people in this class were interested in the fields had us visit a local homeless shelter this was an accelerated night class so classes were four hours long she arranged for us to go during our normal class time a few people in the class felt it was dumb or a waste of time and bailed just as the tour was starting the final exam for that class was about four questions that were very easy to answer if you stayed for the whole tour and absolutely impossible if you did not these two girls in my econ class were cheating all the time they turned in this paper on the federal reserve that didn't get picked up with the plagiarism checker but they both turned in the exact same paper as each other I told them you guys did a great job on this paper you get 50% and you get 50% in retrospect I shouldn't have done it in front of the class I have taught physics at the college level and my experience was that that kid kids would inevitably fail it turns out someone who brazenly copies their homework doesn't learn enough to pass the exams for example so hey no need to plan revenge they would do it to themselves not a teacher but I'll share my teach a story in high school I had a locker sandwiched in between a classroom and a wildly obnoxious our souls Locker he would always wind or all the way out meaning that I couldn't get into mine then get really pissed off and annoyed when I moved his door to get into mine if I asked him to do it he'd laugh and scoff at me the teacher on the other hand was a dream hippy all the way I'm pretty sure she smoked pot on her off time always smiling and damn good with kids she would stand at her door and watch him do this and knew that I resented this kid and I'm pretty sure she did too so skip to the end of the year we're doing a final paper that's worth 60% of the grade she takes the class down to the computer lab and gives everyone time to finish their papers if they haven't already I had already done mine so I was sitting around weeding when she comes up taps on my shoulder and points out a student and tells me giggling look at Quintin he's copying his paper I'm gonna give him an e and walks away edit submitted too early I'm a dumb bus this one wasn't directed at one kid but it has the same kind of idea it was senior ditch day and I asked my dad if I could stay home he said hell no go to school so I did of course my senior English class is empty only like five kids showed out of a class of 30-plus so my teacher says alright since I figured no one was showing up today I shed yield a pop quiz I'm thinking poop could this day get any worse I'm here having to take a quiz one all my friends are freaking around at the beach I get the quiz and the first question reads what is another name for Soda Dart what the frig the next one says goes the weasel it was literally a pop quiz it was the weirdest school exam I've ever taken edit spelling errors because I'm stupid it seems to me the best way to get back at college kids is to not curve their grades or bump them up I just follow everything by the book graded his tests fairly student story I was in a university history class where we had to make a presentation one girl who had been obnoxious all semester gave a presentation that was suspiciously articulate despite her previous behavior the professor stopped her in the middle of it and said now you're going to continue reading that essay but I know you didn't write it because it was written by my friend dr dart i expect you to make a new presentation for next week but read us the rest of the essay please she was stunned and luckily somehow didn't get kicked out of school but unfortunately I don't think her conduct changed : my favorite English teacher once led a discussion about Vietnam War novel The Things They Carried into a discussion about drugs and paranoia in order to fit with the dude that always showed up to class hi she didn't look at him once just kept saying stuff to frig with him while might I add actually leading a very interesting conversation about drug abuse in Vietnam I was sitting across the room from him and he looked like he was dying not me but this happened to my friends our bonus project in physics was making an egg mobile a vehicle designed to move in egg using only the power of an elastic band the mark you got for this project would replace the lowest test score you got on the unit tests during the year two of my friends worked together on one one friend was average student while the other friend was fairly smart but pushy and argumentative a real Steve Jobs type they constructed their Eggman pile out of Lego and it did work however the physics teacher was a little tired of friend number two at this point of the year the mark he gave was enough to give student 1 a nice boost however it was 1 point lower that student twos lowest test score over the course of two and a half weeks I slowed down his Mouse's tracking speed until it was at the lowest setting he was getting so aggravated and I just said sorry but we have a full class and there aren't any extra mice then I flipped it to full speed tracking the day we had all the students clean their keyboards and mice I taught a tcp/ip networking course at a university the assignment was to write a simple client and server in C circa 1992 they had to submit their code and I compiled it and tested it one submission had an error in a certain case so I fixed the error to see if the rest of the cases worked I graded the submission a 90% for something due to the one minor problem marking another student submission I find the exact same error exact same variable names I run the two submissions through UNIX diff command and the only difference was the name in the comment at the top I gave both students 45% one complaint I told him the submission deserved a 90 but someone copied the work tell me who the real author is and I'll give them 90 the other gets 0 and reported they both accepted the 45s I taught English at ER at see private school in South Korea we weren't allowed to discipline the kids for any reason no matter what because the school was making money from the tuition for the most part the kids grade 5 - 6 were pretty good but there was this one kid he was a little poop about everything always disruptive bullying the other kids throwing pencils writing swear words in Korean on the whiteboard before class never listening etc I started eating a lot of kimchi on the days I taught that specific class which gave me wicked indigestion when I walked by the kid I would let out these horrible silent creeping hot farts no one ever blames the teacher and after a couple weeks he became known as the fatty kid he was still a little poop but it made me feel better knowing that he was knocked down a few pegs hi there look if you enjoyed the video well why not go ahead and hit that like and subscribe to Reddit stories in fact if you want to see even more responses to this thread well then take a look there's the link in the description below and remember show some love to those authors while you're there and I look forward to seeing you next time

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Published: Thu Feb 13 2020