Series 1, Episode 6 - 'The last supper' | Full Episode | Taskmaster

[Music] hello I'm Greg Davis mrs. taskmaster but what is taskmaster well it's a chance for me to flex my massive comedic muscles and for some other smaller comedians to undertake some fatuous yet fantastical tasks for me it's basically a comedy food chain let's meet them now he's looked exactly the same for nearly 60 years I've seen baby pictures it's weird mr. Frank Skinner when he reached the age of 12 he thought yep I'm sticking with this it's Josh Whitaker after a party at my house so I found this comedian of sleep on my sofa with 14 penises drawn on her face broaching Conaty quite simply a lovely kind man probably my favorite really the loveliest of all the contestants mr. Ramesh Ranganathan finally a man who's learned a great deal of respect in the comedy industry but often lets himself down in social situations mr. Tim cave and I saw her to my left and to your right is my very personal assistant Alex Horne hello Alex let's have start the show with some traditional high-level banter between us I'll be practicing okay really yeah it's a banter what's banter or saying for I don't know I don't know I don't know I don't know I literally don't know it gets much better than this guys what's the first task the first task Greg is the prize task as ever the comedian's have been asked to bring in some of their own possessions for the prize haul you're gonna be judging which of their possessions is the best and they'll get some points for that today you've asked them to bring in their most satisfying item let's get some points going Tim what did you bring in that satisfying I've made a fish chowder there is nothing more comforting to me than the awful retching that's brought on by fish poisoning when did you make it I made it on Sunday it's just made on Sunday it's now Wednesday you're not wanting me to eat this right no no no no yes please Greg that's why we came to see you it smells nice yeah I mean not exactly the reaction was after the only way to church how comforting this is is to eat it and to see if I feel comforted I'm not prepared to do that but my assistant is that's my cooking it's already that's it's fine yeah yeah Brittany Sam's fine I would say that's not a fine chatter right Willie puke wony puke really big yeah well I'm allergic to fish so if he is ill don't worry I'll tell everyone Ramesh made it so what have you brought in that's comforting I have brought in my vape mod that is the top-of-the-range tank you can see there it counts how many puffs you've taken you can change the wattage and amperage of the puffs and you can also charge your mobile phone from it yeah it's pretty satisfying can you really charge your mobile phone yes you can it's got a USB connection at the bottom so easily pleased the only way that that's going to be a satisfying thing to bring in is if I'm addicted to nicotine lucky for you I am Roshan what have you brought in that is satisfying well I find really satisfying and comforting is a head massage there's a tool you can get it's called the orgasmatron oh my god that's amazing we do that to yourself and it is the nicest feeling in the world it's so good it's sort of a robot's massager isn't it I imagine you can't wait to get stuck into that woman I'll tell you what I'll get the vape thing get there I've got a weekend I spent three months of my life completing the 2014 World Cup sticker album oh my god they're older than order they're all in place they're all aligned not the best photo to show it offered Frank what did you bring us that's satisfying this is a stressful age we're living so I brought in an anti stress ball I'm getting four grand for this when you squeeze you as one does is stressful it makes it has a nose we'd like to hear the noise more than anything so in other words it's a dead man's voice in a sphere I'm gonna make a quick decision on this we can crack on with the show machine I don't want to massage myself then Frank Skinner over there because I don't want to hear a voice of a dead man then I'm going to put Ramesh in because it's supposed to be generally satisfying there's only a few losers here we're addicted to nicotine you're one of them make that didn't go as well as I hoped I thought go aggressive you didn't go with me it's difficult isn't it it's difficult he spent eight hours on his chowder I spent three months swapping with other grown adults mine said halibut and I used salmon and the trouble is Josh it's really impressive what you did but at the last time I was interested in a football our bond was in 1982 and that's not because I like football it was to impress a boy called Phillip anyone who makes me lovingly prepared fish dish it's gonna win this task ladies jump in the win over the first asset mr. Tim Kaine so in a series I've got the total points so far Rushing's on 16 Tim's on 70 Frank 77 Romesh on 81 despite not winning show josh is a leader so far on 85 remarkable and there later just so you can witness them are all the satisfying prizes up there in that box whoever wins at the end of the show we'll head up there and celebrate wildly and take them all home right let's get on with the first proper task of the night here we go [Music] that's tearin' em get the lowest ghost good using eggs you must complete the five holes using chicken's eggs your score be calculated as follows shots times eggs times minutes your time starts now ready to use this a club oh yeah [Music] and if you're wondering who knows least about the game of golf that question is answered by another question the question do I have to use a club I imagine mr. Skinner knows a bit about golf I have played golf in the past played with Bing Crosby back in 34 and I'm morally opposed to the whole game as a vegan yeah you weren't you weren't that morally opposed you did it immediately I hoped that I could go around without damaging any eggs and I thought that would sort of sidestep the issue I seem to remember that if you hit them on the point of the egg they don't break that was incorrect [Music] you have to remember Arthur as they bleed come on you're not such a sweet you wait there and go oh it's impossible this one what's the window doing it [Music] done little rekt I want three eggs left to do this enough feels like otherwise it might not be the a jerk in the world which was a problem hold for you think you might be the one I used over two dozen eggs on maybe I think that might be just off the top of my head back for with I mean y'all have noticed it but one genuinely amazing chip shot there an emotion continue to beautifully caress the air ground the course and then the vegan well lost his mind why don't you hate chicken so much I don't know explain explain that to your community the vegan community I don't listen oh so it was really upsetting day for me well how many I don't know how many exact when you took sixty eight shots 14 minutes twenty and thirty six eggs which adds up to thirty five thousand eighty eight points but we ran out of eggs I asked some more eggs but I was denied some more eggs yeah because we were worried about the chicken community dying out a lot of people like chicken how do we school this do we think if most of the egg gets in the hole that's a that's counted that's exactly what you should ask yourself I'll do that now Craig yeah okay mostly I get sinned I think it's count leads the power is three if you can get it round with one egg one minute per hole three shots per hole you get a score about fifteen eight times minutes time shots so Frank you took 32 shots seven minutes from five eggs you got a score of 1096 you played golf before rush no she did pretty well rushing took 40 shots in just four minutes using six eggs she got a thousand points some of those shots did last for 35 seconds long shot it's break time now to do what you've got to do we'll see you when you finished hello welcome back to taskmaster the place where comedians are playing for an orgasmatron a slow cooked meal or a stress reliever we see some more yes sir Tim and Josh did it in a slightly slightly different way I've used two eggs three minutes [Music] slightly play the game I wonder what I could oppose them for longer is pretty thin [Music] oh this is the big one [Music] pulling the eggs sportsmen like you think there's any rules against in golf I guess you can't ball your balls right in certain climates yeah also you only boiled them for two and a half minutes so they yeah yeah I mean should you be penalized for bad boiling both ways and were you expecting some points for that tiny bit of shell you got into one of the holes earlier on you said any egg that gets in the hole counters in the hole all right if we're happy then Josh took forty two shots in 21 minutes because of the boiling problems and they used 7x you scored about six thousand points just over Tim thirty nine shots ten minutes three eggs 1,200 points so if we if we're all happy with the rules which were not then it would go Roshan Frank Tim are you serious I'm just looking at his face he's sort of say it at the time because I thought I was gonna run away with this one but looking at it again Roshan just swept them sweeping it's not my day you sweat and I go the big ones I don't I mean it sounds like even professional golf players at golf only one he didn't break the egg on the ramp so if you're looking for golf skills she always pings abroad when she's pleased with herself one of her things cuz you didn't break any eggs pretty much I mean but surely I share 6,000 points no the lowest no I think there's no less isn't emotion give it up no give no she's absolutely right I want to see a ping er bragging I mean basically what we're saying in this game is that there are no rules in our version of God it just feels really weird that I haven't won though Jim what happened was he put it in the tennis ball but then you were very bad at getting the tennis ball into the hole because the tennis ball was bigger than the hole so quite often it went over the hole you took almost the most shots just behind Romesh I think we should score this according to who's one who's what good idea yeah okay in that case roasting commentators to it roasting quality wins public schools looking Alex okay so Frank Roshan and Josh are all on six points Tim K's on eight points in the league what's next Alex there is a team task now so in the team task we've actually put the intestines into two teams who put the three in the middle Josh Roshan and Ramesh has one team because they're a jet to 100 as does the other two let's say they go on [Music] staged a realistic blue path for my home made the task must all give points to the best filmmakers you have one hour the time starts now okay got it what you doing are you on a unicycle okay so this is what I want him to do I need to do a blooper film because those are the things that I find funniest in life the film that I think is the funniest I'll give two points to each person in the team and the other people get nothing simple absolutely not taken into consideration whatsoever okay just to be clear who do you see first Alex I don't start with a chip with the children yes please okay what if you want to introduce the film yeah go Josh oh this film is like I look backstage what it's like to make taskmaster what could possibly go wrong behind the scenes of tot just before we roll just let Ramos do is just one more time it's behind the scenes we have a look at it okay here it is he's about to start fun it's a great task already having a debate that we had the other day about whether it's hundreds of thousands hundred or is it are you serious this is the kind of fun that we have I will shake Alex as may I told you I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I told him to that is without question the worst acting I've seen committed to film ever I was too method to method it was absolutely incredible and this brings us on to my second problem you'll fill a funny stuff unfortunately for you was mainly done by my assistant why hasn't Widdecombe got pile over his face because he had to be take part in the narrative the narrative needed us to be in it and we needed an Alex I mean he is very good PA very much like there are three people sitting over there who aren't gonna win 200 pounds Wow I'd hate to be those guys how did you feel about about I was very pleased with my performance but when I saw about the camera worked you kind of miss the phone you mr. fall into the pool it's missing a blooper so I couldn't show my best camera moves because I'd give the game away so I had to Blair which it you do go to play which projects go oh it's a very shot very well if I give my best camera moves I had to Blair Witch so you think the cake is the blue path Yeah right anything oh god that was funny that's that's probably the best thing I've ever seen oh how do you know oh my days that's such a surprising and entertaining blooper and and if anything they're almost to method in the way that they carried that out I thought it was brilliant no that's what I think about I would have probably got to those layers I was too busy with our this is really bad acting they're not they're not doing it themselves all they've missed the actual accident it is a lot than I thought it was gonna [Laughter] I thought this must be some like offcuts version of the thing and then I waited for the reveal and then there was not and then we had to defend that and I feel like gave an impassioned speech but I didn't believe a word of it it was I agree was honest we're taking a quick break now but don't hold that against us see you in a minute [Applause] [Music] welcome back to cast master where someone will soon be getting satisfied in the Royal Box can we see how the old people did okay the grown ups the grown ups did this film hey Brad be careful on that ladder just mate I know what I'm doing I do this every year now honestly mate don't laugh at me Jeff alright thank you you're right Brad Brad [Applause] it's gonna be a borderline decision named incredible the first thing I want to know is I want to know about Brad and Jeff I want to know something of those guys backstory well someone they do every year and every year there's a these guys it's gonna go fine and every year there's a calamity god I mean it's absolutely incredible stunt the stunt the stunt was amazing yeah I mean you could just see how it was done if you pause it at a certain point I don't think this spoils it but if you if you have a look at this you can't just see how the stunt was done you're not telling me that was an illusion help I'll get help we thought wouldn't it be even more special if the blooper film had got a blooper in it I mean they were both fantastic efforts but you're half right we all know where this is going guys right Brad and Jeff for our winners thanks kiddo so the elder people are in the lead Frank is in second on eight tim has ten point let's cast a vote it involves cooking and spelling let's have a look [Music] looking for the taskmaster oh this is nice make the best meal for the taskmaster using ingredients beginning with every letter of the alphabet you have a total of 2 hours your time startsnow thanks for the ha OH write down them what I want and then you go to the jobs lucky for the taskmaster to explain that they all right a lot of westerns quite a challenge every letter of the alphabet let's go straight into it who we sing first we're gonna see all five of them for the very first time planning their meals well I'll do the difficult letters first qua need to think some of this starts with Q what how do you spell kumquat qu i n a that's not right who's easier I'm tasting you please bet better career nightmare for Romesh isn't it I'm in a bit of a dilemma here because I'm a vegan bacon are you even have to write the word bacon there's some lots of white that work baby yeah he's a real real great food litter pepperoni peppers Peter said zucchini you would have as a part of a roasting unique zebra I've already got parrot well this is hard yes and one good idea is for a desert of fruit salad grapes orange some Kiwi watermelon and love a bit of watermelon I mean it's not just me that's tempted by double-decker okay tell me what get rid of the bacon get some faith in rabbit soup I'm imagining the two ears at the top I'm under wine I just felt news Oh tequila that just says it with the eggs mmm there's no human eggs except XXX mints it's nothing in the world beginning with X xylophone xylophone extra-large but I don't want anything that big so this small thing that will make extra large version off great ramaa sure the vegan you replaced meet with fakin right yeah he's still had eggs and ice cream yeah what yeah what I thought was I'd compromise by including dairy item but I didn't go the whole hog as it were are we gonna see their individual Vee yeah we're gonna start with Roisin okay 35 years on this planet never got to young oh you're in for a feast and a tear of meatballs no less it's like the colour of body you'd fall in the woods oh no that was stressful do it for bloody tree Thank You Roshi it's alright it's quite um got a kick sausage is undercooked definitely edible are you like it you like it I'm serious nice now the main course and what is this Pizza called task masked the taskmaster no that's not how I said it so Rosina served me the tart beep sir we go the goat cheese and the ant apiece they are a powerful combination looks boring what's the name of the cocktail cocktail I almost feel like it don't have to drink it because of the smell no I like cocktail thank you very much hey [Music] there was a moment when she said what are yams and the queue was fire quinoa quinoa what is the flavor of King were horrible I enjoyed the texture but I was surprised that it wouldn't Morris make everyone surprised it's just I bought all in one pot the sausages and the game pop how many of the letters did she actually successfully she used all of them if you include U for umbrella I did a cocktail umbrella I had to have a cocktail umbrella I was doing a cocktail yes true the cocktail was made of a moose and red wine that's it and the great thing is that globally in cocktail menus the name cocktail has not been used you wanna see another pizza yeah I do okay well this is nearly a pizza from Josh after 8 seconds a colles throughout the process we won't talk much [Music] just spread that around gonna say quiet as they say in Italy I'll join you I love that thank you Josh thank you no thank you I'm just gonna go for a little clumpy garlicky Brad garlicky bread isn't really very garlicky Brad so look at this quad color salad it's nice and then you and then you hit the nectarine and it's confusing italiana pizza you're saying thin and crispy hmm it looks like a p2 and then you eat it and it tastes like a lot of ingredients on a on a ramp that is what picks birthday dusting of double-deck something KitKat and jammie Dodger oh yeah very minty the dusting tastes like dust hmm so it's very very nice well thank you Josh and it's sorting just like watching a student cook what he would normally cook after eight tic-tacs hundreds and thousands double deckers and jammie Dodger you put some crushed mints I've got some XXX mints one of those new novelty themed restaurants isn't it you just popped your sock off so I'm gonna crush some mixer back you thought the mates worked very well in there yeah it was a good meal he very very nearly put nine nurse in it but let's have a look at Roma she's got to be more creative look at him before I tell you the look is more realistic than the flavor that's gonna give you an idea [Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you weirdly this is quite nice the focaccia is perfect just instinct I worked on that he's made it look all for then sorry so what you mean look the taste is so surprising they would have all the colors and everything I'll have a bit of ouzo all the senses were involved bit of a headache and so um so by the time I was eating it it just sort of didn't really taste or anything because Dom no party party priests on it lovely thank you for the meal so the first thing is I've been totally won round by the inclusion of xylophone now because I've forgotten how important creating the right atmosphere in a lovely restaurant is and what I want before I eat is to be just incredibly irritated I just thought it was sort of nice to sort of provide this provide this kind of sound escape yeah I didn't taste I mean it was it was pretty good not there was no meat so it wouldn't you know wasn't very nice but it was and they were supposed to be making meals for me not for themselves and I'm a meat-eater so and you have already decimated the chicken communities and what does it matter you know I don't have to cook me I never cook with me so I don't want to put you under any risk I was doing it for your own safety and I was trying to help you sort of live a more ethical life do you understand cook meat I want to see a man deal with meat that man did it I just never occurred to me that it would have things like a skeleton [Applause] what if I cut a center section in the steak and then use that to house the hollandaise potato what they look like they could possibly be wheels hi hello here it is just to smooth this is watercress dere watercress down nice to conjure up the image of the rabbit [Music] tastes like honest food salty so yeah but also if you got served it during the war you'd understand I'm gonna say that say I like any dish where you know which way up there should be Oh eggs a bit of zucchini will the hollandaise car go cut through it all right yeah Oh nicely done but the cargo was exceptional okay so the penultimate course ugly fruit and vegetable salad hmm first of all ugly fruit the same as grapefruit okay swine I think the fennel has a horrible and texture but the taste is admirable and a welcome surprise but every mind it's called an ugly fruit and vegetable salad you've done exactly that it's ugly in the mouth and you think it's all over this comes along so presentation-wise it's exceptional oh I mean that's lovely you dam that nothing's let you down it's an excellent meal what thank you Frank thank you I've changed my mind about the music because that's that's how to present a xylophone that's Inc I mean it looked like a genuinely delicious me you want to say we're gonna look at the whole thing and the to make the main dish it was called beef Oh van so there's a pun as well cuz it looked like a van upon in every night cheesy music beef ov and watercress down yeah so much texture in that meal it's very very different to Tim's I mean this is the last task of the series and for good reason I mean Tim's was it was what it was it was what it was what I want to cook is rabbit and white wine sauce well I'm going to cook this rabbit in red wine and tequila an unborn go it's gonna be good got some pasta Oh God I'm now making pasta Oh God dog food [Music] [Music] but it gave me that tastes nice really so I can see him the letters we've got the D for the dog food q for quince there's obviously cave kettle chips in the pasta as well as April brand c f-- cheese spread you don't like it do not easy easy so I've done it done it it's a very nice thing to say the pastor was a problem for anything it was very thick and then hairy and see the hairs in it and then what the hairs of them have a little bit of the drinks with some Bongo physio cubes Yop and tequila basically is Malibu that's lovely okay so the pie now and that's either rabbit or zebra that's good that one that one didn't taste nice if somebody served this to you he would not remain in contact with them so it ends I think about Frank's was the aesthetics of the meal so it'd be lovely too if we could see if if Tim's nailed that as well if we have a look at it there was grapefruit in every course you called it remember the whole meal you called the meal citric feces am i right here thinking every course was a main course it was like a frame medieval but then it had unban go and all going yeah I mean I don't want to put words in your mouth but you've got to up my my ambition he made his own pasta out of nachos man it's difficult because that yours was petrifying and i like to be frightened when I eat and I just love the first thing that you said to us so this is actually quite tasty and the chef when really it's up to you which you think is the best meal it's a difficult one the two pizzas going in last the absolute lunacy of mr. Tim keys going in third and Ramesh's in second simple as that I mean clearly the best meal there by a country mile was mr. Frank Skinner is the and a special round of applause for mr. Alex horn of course very much going beyond the assistance roll there first the paddling pool and now eating dog food I forgot about that I should have marked you down too late see you after the break everyone [Applause] [Music] welcome back to the fourth part of task master wear one of these comedians will be walking away with what they came with and some other rubbish first there I'd like to ask you what what the scores at this stage good question so Romesh is in third on eight points but the two people who could win it still are Tim and Frank who are both on 13 points except for Roshan and Tim okay they're all wearing gloves can you Alex read out the tasks please okay so wearing boxing gloves put the blue sweets in the empty bowl most most blue sweets wins non blue sweets will be subtracted from your total you have 100 seconds it doesn't say it doesn't say whether the floor yet I've got my system can you can you read it again please Oh get over it if you've seen the Crystal Maze it's a similar thing what with Smarties and boxing gloves have you seen the crisps raisin I want to hear the actual top wearing boxing gloves rubbish put the blue sweets in the empty bowl wins non blue sweets will be subtracted from your total chaos Greg guys quickly say I've got a cool technique okay well I mean the rules are pretty clear to anyone with the brain in the red when you're ready okay good luck everyone [Music] [Applause] so our friend has one we will take away the blue 150 seconds Tim v 48 now so I'm taking it's a wish 25 seconds 25 seconds [Applause] we're gonna completely everyone joining me down here let's see how that's affected the final scores [Applause] what little semi-competent work from everyone what were the final scores well amazingly Roshan got 428 blue sweets into her bowls Wow she also got 2571 non-blue sweets so she scored - 2143 neck-and-neck ja she got 2023 blues but 13 non blue so you scored 10 Frank 12 lose 1 wrong 11 Romesh 22 blues and 10 non Blues 12 tim-ki 21 blues and no non Blues good what does that do to the scores that's what we're about to find that right what does that do to the scores has won his first episode of tough [Applause] but not only if at the end of the show is also the end of the series and so it seems only right to find out which contestant won the most points over all the episodes and to present that person with the inaugural taskmaster trophy Alex do some maths and tell us who is this series overall winner there are two people tied in second and third but as you can see here the overall winner was mr. Josh [Applause] the fun and thank you for watching and remember the task of the leader is to get the people from where they are to where they have not been you are my people let's go somewhere nice this year good night [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I'm not saying that this is a last-minute purchase but what is a man doing karate on form or taskmaster subscribe now [Music] you

Channel: Taskmaster

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Keywords: Taskmaster, Alex Horne, Greg Davies, Frank Skinner, Josh Widdicombe, Roisin Conaty, Romesh Ranganathan, The Horne Section, Tim Key, Dave Channel, UKTV, Red Dwarf, Would I Lie To You, 8 out of 10 cats, Taskmaster Series 1, Taskmaster full episodes, Taskmaster Series 1 Episode 6

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Length: 45min 11sec (2711 seconds)

Published: Thu Nov 07 2019