Taking Tarkov Too Seriously...

[Music] hey there it's me back again with another escape from tarkov video and boy do I have a lot of stuff to talk about this time first of all I want to show you that I'm still a PvP God in this game I also want to show you my very first Labs run because I acquired a labs card okay time to go what's so bad about this place I could be in here all day I'm like totally relaxed yet look in there dude Oh still relaxed No then as per usual I want to complain about the game this game and then finally I want to tell the tale of this little bundle of joy right here the SCAF jump box and what I had to do to get it I'm checking behind this rock there [Music] in the trees left laid him up he's dead the is this Rick eight Durgan a to me now I killed him did you yeah very impressive I know yet despite my improvements I still find myself making very familiar mistakes oh but thirty can TT mags [ __ ] it's the second time that's happened I bought 51 cheeses before I swear to God tarkoff fix your damn number thing as you can tell I've been playing a lot of tarkov look what I got yeah see I killed like three of these people and I was starting to acquire a lot of loot most of it being junk like DVD players and cigarettes basically you could say I was absolutely crushing the game however deep down I knew in order to continue I needed a very special item something that would solve all my problems and free up inventory space so I can continue to make serious gains I hear some Russian outside oh my god a lamp of genie a teapot the only issue was that this doctor lady required a whopping 1,400,000 something-or-other rubles for me to get it no wonder they call her the rapist I needed money and I needed it fast so I hopped on my scab and went to work [Music] I found myself a member of a legion of scabs it was very unusual why are there so many scabs where some would see unusual 'ti I saw opportunity I made my way to the exit so I can camp it hill all the scabs and have a quick escape knowing full well that the second I shot one of them they would all mob me like a bunch of Black Friday shoppers trying to buy air pods I carefully made my move back to the drawing board I guess I started going into maps with nothing but a measly hatchet because I wanted 100% profit and God help you if you came across me because I was bloodthirsty at this point I was a real [ __ ] I was gonna do whatever it took to get that sweet sweet box [Music] [Music] why can as they say us it continued to kill the [ __ ] out of enemy players and take them for everything they have [Music] notice I was still playing on Factory because that's where the cool kids hang out and you will not change my mind about this [Music] I just posted it did [Music] roasted two dudes oh these guys are fat too [Music] how am I gonna loot this dude he's like in the extract that's so dumb you have to like try to crawl up and like and whatever is hit his foot that [Music] um breach let's go got him yeah there's someone running towards exit it sounds like gather in there camping [Music] I am shut the door don't extract [ __ ] not only was I making fat stacks but I was also getting some quests done like this guy skier wanted me to kill five PMC's with pistols imagine that but as you can tell I was already well on my way that was fun yeah I killed that guy just need one more PMC kill fun I don't think so this was business 50 bucks there's a guy camping right here 50 bucks but I guarantee I'll bet you money bet you anything but the house on it I told you I got to kill nice there we go take my Glock I was already taking his Glock after all that killing and pillaging I was still short on my scab box so I decided to do some quests cuz those make money I realize there are more efficient ways to make money but I wanted to a increase my reputation with the traders as I desperately craved their approval and B I think they're fun and you know what this is a video game and it's supposed to be fun so don't yell at me about not optimizing my time to get my junk case okay I wanted to do the damn quest putting a shot this made me feel like a cool Russian secret agent because lemme tell ya I was knocking these quests out right and left oh this wisest take so long why would why would they make me do something so stressful just from playing normally I found myself completing quests nice the game felt like it had a lot going on but admittedly I was still short on funds for my scab box until this moment oh [ __ ] I found a Bitcoin it wasn't a Bitcoin and I was still short so I started selling stuff in my inventory that I didn't think I would use put it up for 270 no put up for 269 $9.99 I'm gonna go to 69 thousand I'm not trying to cheese someone for one and with the sale of my 20 atti graphics card that I found in the garbage I had enough money for my box [Music] finally I've been waiting for this moment and now I have 14,000 rubles to my name oh my god it's so fat there's so much space in it I then moved all of my garbage into it with great pride the tale of the junk box has come to an end but don't worry I didn't forget about the labs run this video ain't over yet look how fat and huge we are [Music] now I've been saving certain pieces of gear I've acquired this very moment in fact you've seen me acquire most of it in my previous videos I have the m4 from this guy and the armor set from this guy holy [ __ ] this was it I was putting it all on the line we're going to dump it unpack boys nervous extremely yeah I just as long as I put up a good fight I don't care I don't have to get out I just want it to be like interesting I don't want to like tight immediately that's that's my one stipulation the rest is okay we load it into labs and I was very excited and like clockwork almost immediately I died instantly I don't want to like die immediately that's that's my one stipulation you probably shot you in the ear or the neck dirty Dan dirty Dan had done me dirty I guess I killed aqua something and this was a very troubling moment to me so now I'm gonna show you some glitches in tarkov before we end the video he's literally his arm is all twisted around he's like holding it like with all - - what the [ __ ] I mean you could hold it that way but it makes no sense [Music] hello hello dude dude go can you kill that he's just sitting still and it's hurting whites I just got a hurt - what was that what wait I think we're but that oh you're dead what a hello hacker perhaps that's talked out for you huh that was some fun and engaging gameplay [Music] I am eating this grass Oh God look at him great game okay lawn mower see you next time [Music]

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Rating: 4.9222302 out of 5

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Id: RQdJEft3iiA

Length: 12min 58sec (778 seconds)

Published: Sat Dec 14 2019