Take a Break: Chateau Marmutt

I COME OVER TO CHATEAU MARMONT TO GIVE ONE OF THE DOG GROOMERS A WELL EARNED BREAK. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE A GROOMER. THIS IS GOING TO BE HARD. I'M JAMES CORDEN. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK? YOU TAKE OFF. GO GET A MASSAGE. DO WHATEVER YOU NEED DO. [APPLAUSE] HERE WE GO. >> BE VERY CAREFUL WHEN YOU'RE GOING IN AND OUT. JAMES: HI. >> SEE? JAMES: AND THEY SMELL MY FEAR? CAN THEY? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT MY FEAR BUT THEY'RE SMELLING MY BUTT. OOH, OOH, OOH. [BEEP], [BEEP], [BEEP], [BEEP]. GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. THIS GUY IS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD. THIS MUST FEEL WHAT BRAD PITT LOOKS LIKE WHEN HE GETS HOME. THEY NEED TO GO POTATO. >> I GUESS THEY'RE JUST HOLDING IT. JAMES: NOW IT IS LIKE THE CHATEAU MARMONT. >> I THINK THE DOGS LIKE YOU? DO YOU LIKE THEM YET? JAMES: EH. >> YOU WANT TO HOLD A DOG? JAMES: THAT'S NOT A DOG, THIS IS A HAMSTER. >> HE'S THE ONLY DOG THAT CAN DO IT. JAMES: WELL, THAT'S ONE TOO MANY. I'M JAMES. NICE TO MEET YOU, ROSIE. YOU'RE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING WHERE YOU CAN LEAD THE DOG AROUND. [LAUGHTER] ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A COLLAR FOR A DOG? >> YES, I AM. JAMES: OR IS IT FOR YOUR HUSBAND? SO, WE'RE LOOKING FOR A BIG ONE, RIGHT? >> YES. JAMES: WHAT ABOUT ONE LIKE THIS? >> LIKE A STUDDED -- I LIKE THAT. JAMES: AT LEAST TRY AND HIDE IT A LITTLE. COME ON. YOU WANT TO SEE IT ON. [BARKING] THANK YOU SO MUCH. HEY, HAVE A GREAT TIME. I HOPE YOUR DOG ENJOYS IT. SEE YOU LATER. >> A LOT OF PARENTS ASK FOR EXTRA EXTRA EXERCISE. SO WE HAVE A TREADMILL. >> SCOUT, WALK. OH, GOOD JOB. JAMES: I WOULD EXERCISE MORE IF EVERY TIME I MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THE TREADMILL I GOT A SNICKERS. >> GO, JAMES. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] [LAUGHTER] >> I HAVE ANOTHER JOB FOR YOU. JAMES: OK. >> THIS IS -- IT'S A LITTLE MORE HARDER THAN WHAT YOU'RE DOING OUT HERE. MARCO'S GOING TO PUT HIM IN THE TUB FOR YOU. JAMES: PUT HIM IN THE TUB? WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? >> BATHE HIM. JAMES: HA? YOUR ROCK SOLID. YOU NEED TO START WORKING OUT A LITTLE BIT. NO MORE MESSING AROUND. SO WE'RE ON? [LAUGHTER] ♪ JAMES: HE'S STILL NOT DRY. IT TAKES AGES. YOU HAVE TO KEEP GOING WITH THIS? OH, MAN. ♪ JAMES: GUYS, I THINK ZUMA MIGHT BE DONE. HEY, HOW ARE YOU? DID YOU A GOOD ONE? THANK YOU SO MUCH. I LOVED IT. SEE YOU SOON. PROBABLY NOT. I DOUBT I'M EVER GOING TO GET A DOG. BYE-BYE.

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Keywords: James Corden, The Late Late Show, Reggie Watts, Letterman, Colbert, late night, late night show, David Letterman, Stephen Colbert, The Ellen Show, The Tonight Show, Comedy, monologue, sketches, comedian, celebrity interviews, impressions, tweet mail, celebrities, carpool, karaoke, take a break, meming of life, emoji news, CBS

Id: XhI3BVxXvG0

Length: 4min 41sec (281 seconds)

Published: Tue Sep 22 2015